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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,722 Oh, I think it's adorable. 2 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:55,623 I'll take it. 3 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,125 Well, I'm glad you like it. 4 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,227 You see, it's the latest model. 5 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,128 Can you deliver it right 6 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:00,661 away? 7 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,130 Right away, madam. 8 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,531 You see, it's my husband's 9 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,865 birthday, and I want to surprise 10 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:05,733 him. 11 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,135 Oh, I understand. 12 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,336 And the address, please? 13 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,638 1127 Walnut Avenue. 14 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:15,109 1127 Walnut Avenue. 15 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,620 Whoa. 16 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,222 Pardon me, Mr. Postman. 17 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,823 Yes, sir? 18 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,226 Could you tell me where 1127 19 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,594 walnut Avenue is? 20 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,296 1127 walnut Avenue? 21 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,364 Yes, sir. 22 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,532 That's the house up there, 23 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,868 right on top of the stoop. 24 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,342 That's the house up there, 25 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,878 right on top of the stoop. 26 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,622 Steady, susie. 27 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,203 Just a moment! 28 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,871 This requires a little thought. 29 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,647 Now ease it down on my back. 30 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,819 Oh! 31 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:38,192 Oh! Get it off of my back! 32 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,366 Ow! 33 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,507 Why don't you be careful?! 34 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,642 I couldn't -- 35 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,244 oh! 36 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,811 Come on! 37 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,781 Ugh! 38 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,552 Now heave ho! 39 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,421 Oof! 40 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,822 Wait a minute! 41 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,624 That's it. 42 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,058 Heave! 43 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,593 Ho! 44 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,294 Heave! 45 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,762 Ho! 46 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,563 Heave! 47 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,064 Ho! 48 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:24,898 Heave! 49 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:25,899 Ho! 50 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,636 Heave ho! Heave ho! 51 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,475 Would you gentlemen please 52 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,943 let me pass? 53 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,511 Why, certainly, ma'am. 54 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,480 Why, just a moment. 55 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,318 Just a moment. 56 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,019 Maybe I can help you. 57 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,855 Now... 58 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:26,059 Of all the dumb things! 59 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:31,799 Oh! 60 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:33,927 And not only that, he kicked 61 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:34,795 me. 62 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,863 He kicked you? 63 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,665 Yes, officer -- right in the 64 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,500 middle of my daily duties. 65 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,904 Oh, h-he kicked you, did he?! 66 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,972 Heave! 67 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,908 Ho! 68 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,085 Hey, you! 69 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,753 What?! 70 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,723 Come here! 71 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:03,991 Go down and see what he 72 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:07,961 wants. 73 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,129 Yo go down and see what he 74 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,864 wants. 75 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,065 Don't argue with me! 76 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,834 Go see what the man wants! 77 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,035 I'm not arguing. 78 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,938 Go ahead! 79 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,682 What do you want?! 80 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,950 Go down and see what he 81 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,953 wants! 82 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:44,932 What? 83 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,000 I don't want you. 84 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,703 I want that other monkey. 85 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,011 What?! 86 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,014 He don't want me! 87 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:07,287 He wants the other monkey! 88 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,957 You! 89 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,192 Oh! 90 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,101 Ooh! 91 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:24,037 Oh! Whoa! 92 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:28,809 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 93 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:32,646 Aaaaaah! 94 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,635 Ugh! Ungh! 95 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:55,135 Oh! 96 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,105 Hey, what do you mean by 97 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,940 molesting that girl? 98 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,074 Who, me?! 99 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:01,942 Yes, you. 100 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,844 Well, I was just -- 101 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,046 now, let that be a lesson to 102 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,049 you. 103 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,118 Are you gonna stand for that? 104 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,119 Say, listen. 105 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,921 If he'd have said one more word 106 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,088 to me, I would have -- 107 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:17,958 Oh! 108 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,193 Now, let that be another lesson 109 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,028 to you. 110 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,365 Say, listen. 111 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,167 Don't you think you're bounding 112 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,003 over your steps? 113 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,304 What do you mean bounding 114 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,139 over my steps? 115 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,306 Why, he means, uh, 116 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,875 overstepping your bounds. 117 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,878 Oh. 118 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,081 Now, let that be a lesson to 119 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,015 you. 120 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,984 Oof! 121 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,060 Heave! 122 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:53,727 Ho! 123 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:54,194 Heave! 124 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,062 Ho! 125 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:55,729 Heave! 126 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:56,196 Ho! 127 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,064 Heave! 128 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:57,731 Ho! 129 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,999 Heave! 130 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,001 Oh. 131 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,927 Well? 132 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,095 Well, are you two numbskulls 133 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,797 going to take this thing out of 134 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,732 the way? 135 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,366 What's it to you? 136 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,104 I should like to pass. 137 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,972 Why don't you walk around? 138 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,874 What?! Walk around?! 139 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,075 Me -- professor 140 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,077 Theodore Von schwarzenhoffen, 141 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:48,115 m.d., a.D., d.D.S., f.L.D., 142 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:52,385 f.f.f.n.m. Should walk around?! 143 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,121 Get that thing out of my way! 144 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,155 Get it out of my way! 145 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,990 Come on! Get it out of the way! 146 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,859 Out of the way! 147 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,380 Very lovely. 148 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,283 I'll have you arrested for this! 149 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,086 I'll have you thrown in jail! 150 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,356 I'm professor, d.D.S... 151 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:35,495 Heave! 152 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,397 Ho! 153 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,365 Heave! 154 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,033 Ho! 155 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:40,834 Heave! 156 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,836 Ho! 157 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,436 Heave! 158 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,371 Ho! 159 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,040 Both: Heave ho! 160 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,876 Heave ho! 161 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,744 Heave ho! 162 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,246 Heave ho! 163 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:53,981 Ollie! 164 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:54,948 What?! 165 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,016 I can't make it! 166 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,350 Don't weaken now! 167 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,052 We've only got a couple more 168 00:11:59,052 --> 00:11:59,920 steps. 169 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,254 Now move together! 170 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,155 Heave! 171 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,157 Ho! 172 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,231 Come here! 173 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,318 You fellas carry that piano 174 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,988 all the way up these stairs? 175 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,891 You didn't have to do that. 176 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,392 You see that road down there? 177 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,029 All you had -- 178 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,270 All you had to do was to drive 179 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,139 around that road to the top 180 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,340 here. 181 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:38,912 Phew! 182 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,080 Now, why didn't we think of 183 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:46,286 that before? 184 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,188 Heave! 185 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,289 Ho! 186 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,657 Heave! 187 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,092 Ho! 188 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,426 Heave! 189 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,094 Heave! 190 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:54,962 Ho! 191 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:55,428 Heave! 192 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,096 Ho! 193 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:56,964 Heave! 194 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,430 Ho! 195 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,098 Heave! 196 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:58,966 Ho! 197 00:14:58,966 --> 00:14:59,432 Heave! 198 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,167 Ho! 199 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,101 Heave! 200 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,070 Ho! 201 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,311 Whoa! 202 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,440 Just a moment. 203 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,721 Well, I guess we'll have to 204 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,589 take it back. 205 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,257 Why? 206 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,558 There's nobody home. 207 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,360 Where there's a will, there's 208 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:39,066 a way. 209 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,600 We'll take the piano through the 210 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,069 window, carry it down the 211 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,203 stairs, and place it in the 212 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,137 living room. 213 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,139 You find a ladder, and I'll get 214 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:52,079 the block and tackle. 215 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,481 Mm-mm-mm. 216 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:07,127 Ow-w-w-w! 217 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:07,594 Ow! 218 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,662 Why don't you watch what you're 219 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,264 doing?! 220 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,300 Oh! 221 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,043 Oh... 222 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,220 Ow! Aaaaaaah! 223 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:45,858 Aah! Ooh! 224 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,860 Ooh. 225 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,311 Aaah! 226 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,334 Hey, Ollie! 227 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:34,974 What? 228 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,943 There's somebody home. 229 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,678 Are they up there? 230 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,346 No. 231 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,913 I heard him coming up the 232 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,781 stairs. 233 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,316 You heard him coming up -- 234 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,952 why, stupid, that was me! 235 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,820 That was you? 236 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,755 Why, certainly. 237 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,956 Well, how'd you get in the 238 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:50,623 house? 239 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,991 Well, I was standing on the 240 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,360 ladder while you were pulling 241 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,827 the piano up, and the block and 242 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,863 tack-- 243 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,931 get back in there! 244 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:04,771 Throw me my hat! 245 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,874 Heard him coming up the stairs. 246 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,428 What is it now? 247 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,964 You got my hat. 248 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,001 Here! 249 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,869 Throw me mine. 250 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,004 Now get back in that house, and 251 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,439 I don't want to hear any more 252 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,908 out of you. 253 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:04,297 Ow-w-w-w-w! 254 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,765 Oh! 255 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,839 Ugh! 256 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,608 Where'd you get the hat? 257 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,689 Now let's get this piano 258 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,491 downstairs! 259 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,664 Aaaah! 260 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,849 Oh! 261 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,992 Oh! 262 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,833 Get that piano out of there 263 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,869 while I find a place to put it. 264 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,917 I'll get it out. 265 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:42,722 Ow-w-w-w! Ow! Ow! 266 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,992 Ow-w-w-w-w! Ow! 267 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:46,959 Get out of here! 268 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,861 Get that piano out of that box! 269 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,499 Oh! Oh! 270 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,564 Ow! 271 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,866 Aah! 272 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:47,787 What were you doing up there? 273 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,689 I was trying to plug it in. 274 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,591 That's not the place to plug 275 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,058 it in! 276 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,060 Give it to me! 277 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:23,823 Aah! 278 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,091 And if I see 'em, I'll run 279 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:25,958 'em in. 280 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,628 Thank you, officer! 281 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,774 Now let's get this place 282 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:47,013 cleaned up! 283 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,017 Oh! 284 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:48,775 What is the meaning of this?! 285 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,710 Do you live here? 286 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,411 Do I live here?! 287 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,947 This is my home! 288 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,182 What are you doing here?! 289 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,084 Why, we just delivered your 290 00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:58,985 piano. 291 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,052 Piano?! 292 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,888 Piano?! 293 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,023 I hate and detest pianos! 294 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,758 They are mechanical 295 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:06,993 blunderbusses! 296 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,095 Take it out of here before I 297 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,129 commit murder! 298 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,732 Take it out! Take it out! 299 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,968 Take it out of my... 300 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:19,438 Aah! Aah! 301 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,240 Oh! 302 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,009 That's enough! 303 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,744 Stop! 304 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,178 Wait a minute! 305 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,947 I'll take care of you! 306 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,982 I'll take care of you! 307 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,183 You will listen! 308 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,986 I'll show you! 309 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,790 [ "The star-spangled banner" 310 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:38,958 plays ] 311 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,968 I'll teach you to bring a piano 312 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:52,138 in my house! 313 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,043 I'll show you! 314 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,911 Piano in my house! 315 00:27:58,911 --> 00:27:59,879 Theodore! 316 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,013 I hate pianos! 317 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,082 Theodore! 318 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,784 What are you doing?! 319 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,452 Why, these two blundering 320 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:08,755 idiots delivered a piano here by 321 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:09,989 mistake! 322 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,058 Look at our home! 323 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:14,026 Why, it wasn't a mistake, 324 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,061 darling. 325 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:17,163 I bought the piano to surprise 326 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:19,065 you on your birthday! 327 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,768 There, there, dear. 328 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,870 I wouldn't have had this happen 329 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,204 for a million dollars. 330 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,306 I thought you said you hated 331 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:28,240 pianos? 332 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,743 What, me hate pianos? 333 00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:33,412 Why, I'm nuts about them! 334 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,948 Excuse me, gentlemen. 335 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:39,018 What can I do to show you how 336 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,053 sorry I am? 337 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,922 Just sign here. 338 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:46,025 Service with a smile. 339 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:49,095 Stanley, the pen. 340 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,371 Why, you! 341 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,007 Out of my house! 342 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,042 O-out of my house! 18756

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