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Ah. This is most pleasant.
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Why do I not do this more often?
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Oh, hello, Babieca.
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Have you always had that horn?
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No, Puss, I'm a beautiful unicorn now.
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Ha ha ha! Wonderful! Is this a dream?
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Of course not.
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If it were a dream, would I be able to fly?
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Ha ha ha!
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Whee!
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Aaaaah!
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Intruder!
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- What is it?
- There's a crack in the floor!
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What? What?
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Something's under the bed!
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What?
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I think I saw my shadow move.
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My shoe!
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A hangnail!
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My tummy hurts!
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There's a spider in my room!
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You cannot keep doing this
every night, Mr. Mayor.
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- I have not slept in a week.
- It crawled in my mouth!
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I see no spider.
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Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
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There it is again!
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What's wrong, Puss?
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It is the mayor.
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He has kept me awake every night this week
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with his terrified screaming.
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The man is consumed by fear.
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Maybe the mayor wouldn't need you so much
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if you could teach him to be brave.
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I already tried that.
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I see.
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Bravery is not something
you can teach, Dulcinea.
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It is a conviction, a philosophy of living.
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It is the feeling you get
when you stare down your enemy
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and vanquish them with ease.
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Puss, that's it!
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What?
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You just have to arrange for the mayor
to defeat an enemy as fake as that sword,
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and he'll believe he's brave.
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That might work.
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But I thought you did not approve of lying.
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Lying? It's not lying.
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It's... It's helping, by pretending.
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Everyone else calls it lying, but okay.
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I will hire some thieves
to pretend to attack.
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Oh, and I'll write the script!
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When do we get paid for this?
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After you let the mayor beat you.
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Everyone knows what to do?
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Sure, we read the script.
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It's my best work.
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I need to get some sleep.
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Mr. Mayor?
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Mr. Mayor, if I could...
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- What?
- Ah, Puss in Boots!
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What can your mayor do for you?
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I have some concerns about the fountain.
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Oh! Did it come to life?
Is it eating people?!
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No.
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See? Right there. It has a leak.
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I don't see anything.
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Prepare to die!
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Bandits! Stay back! All of you!
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Well, well, well. If it isn't...
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- "... Mayor Temeroso."
- Mayor Temeroso.
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We are bad guys.
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And we are going to use our
hands to hit you in the faces.
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Puss! Save me!
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- Puss in Boots! Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
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Aah! I'm frightened! Ohh!
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Now you will feel the
wrath of Puss in Boots!
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Yaah!
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En garde!
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Aah. Aah. Frightened noises. Aah.
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Kick!
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Ohh!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I've become unconscious.
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Faint.
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Puss!
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Angrily fight me like a man.
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No, no. You say it angrily.
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Angrily fight me like a man!
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So?
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And?
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Oh. Right.
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A Sweetie Boy doll. At last!
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Why do you want that thing anyway?
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It's not weird. Maybe I collect them.
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None of your business.
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We have to convince the mayor
that he beat the thieves somehow.
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Huh?
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Mr. Mayor, you did it!
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You're the bravest man who ever lived!
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Uh... who's what?
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You defeated all these
bandits with your bare hands.
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And then you fainted from,
uh, an excess of bravery.
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That is... hard to believe.
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Toby.
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The thrilling tale of how
the mayor beat the bandits,
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illustrated by Toby, that's me.
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Here we see the bandit leader.
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Toby, why is he a frog?
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I'm good at frogs.
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Ah. So, the bandit leader
demanded you fight him.
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You... I guess this duck is you...
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I'm good at ducks, too.
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You struck him with your mighty fist.
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He went flying. The other
bandit... frogs attacked
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and you leapt into the fray, smiting
them relentlessly with your...
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wings.
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Until they could fight no more.
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And then there was pie... for some reason.
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I got hungry.
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Can this really have happened?
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Mr. Mayor, a child's hastily
scrawled drawings do not lie.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
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So it is true. I am...
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a hero.
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Oh. Yes, yes, hero, hero.
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Give it up for the mayor.
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- You're great, Mr. Mayor!
- What a great hero!
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Speech, speech, speech!
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Citizens, today I have saved you all!
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You're a hero.
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You're a hero!
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Yes, I suppose I am a hero.
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You're the greatest hero ever.
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You're the greatest hero ever!
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I am the greatest hero ever!
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You're the bravest and
strongest hero of all time!
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And your fists are like mighty cannons
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sent by heaven to protect
the world from evil!
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You are right!
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Go forth and crush the evildo...
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I will do this!
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Oh, look at that!
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I am no longer Mayor Temeroso.
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Hmm?
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I am Temeroso, brave hero
of the western desert!
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Citizens of San Lorenzo,
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I hereby appoint your new mayor to be...
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Puss in Boots!
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- Can I sleep in the office?
- Yes.
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Then I am the mayor now.
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Farewell forever, San Lorenzo!
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I am off to fight evil! Temeroso, away!
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Well, that got out of control fast.
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Finally, I can get some sleep.
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Puss! Puss!
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Dogs!
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We can't let the mayor do this.
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He's not a fighter. He'll get himself hurt.
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You're asleep, aren't you?
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Oh, my. I guess it's up to me, then.
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♪ Bravest man who ever lived ♪
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♪ Stronger than el oso ♪
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♪ He doesn't hide in barrels anymore ♪
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♪ They call him Temeroso ♪
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Mr. Mayor!
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I came to find you
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and to say come back to town.
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Dulcinea, I cannot.
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I must crush evildoers,
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and that is a hero's job.
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But could you go with me?
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I don't know the way
to the Thieves' Market.
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Well, I don't know. I...
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Whoa!
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♪ Now he is the greatest But
he used to be just so-so ♪
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♪ Temeroso Temeroso
They call him Temeroso ♪
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Well, seems like a good
time to be heading home...
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now, while you're still alive.
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I must clean up the Thieves' Market.
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I will heroically make
it the No-Thieves' Market!
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Illegal gambling? Ho ho!
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Go fish.
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Not on my watch!
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Read a book, why don't you?
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What he's saying is that the book
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will, uh, teach you to gamble better.
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Even if we can't read?
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Especially if you can't read.
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It's okay, buddy. I'll read it to you.
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You're a good friend.
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Mr. Mayor in Boots?
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Why did no one tell me being
the mayor involved work?
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Señora Zapata says you're behind
on paperwork for the orphanage
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and you're a lazy, no-good
waste of fur. Okay, bye.
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Excuse me! Hello! I have a problem!
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Aah!
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The gods of sleep despise me!
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Greetings, purveyor of vice. You're closed.
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- Huh?
- Forever!
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Did you see that? I hit
a bad guy with a bottle.
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Oh, uh...
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that's a magic bottle.
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It, um... grants wishes?
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What? I fill this bottle myself.
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Don't hurt my friend, and I won't
tell anyone you're serving goat pee.
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Yeah, okay.
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Being the mayor is so much work.
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Nice job, Mr. Mayor. Only 9,000 pages left.
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The less I sleep, the
more the clock speaks.
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It is funny. Heh heh heh.
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Hey, Mr. Mayor. Can I tell you a secret?
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Of course you can.
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I can read your thoughts.
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Ha ha ha ha! I knew it.
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You sly old dog.
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Get out of my head already!
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I have to get the mayor back.
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Hey. I am looking for a friend of mine.
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Big fellow, very intense.
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Ugh, that guy over there.
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Sneezing in my town? Nice try, buddy!
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Life in prison!
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Mr. Mayor?
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Puss, my old friend! How are you?
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I think I have forgotten how to sleep,
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but I am eager to prove myself wrong.
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Listen, how about you come with me
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and resume your
also-very-heroic duties as mayor?
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Oh, that is hilarious.
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Me? Mayor?
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You almost got me there.
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- Uh...
- Puss! So glad to see you.
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The mayor is definitely not
going to get himself killed
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unless we get him out of here right away.
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Dulcinea! Is that man bothering you?
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What man?
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It is El Moco!
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Ugh.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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You leave that lady alone!
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What lady?
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Hello!
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But she's way over there!
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Don't talk back to me!
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You dare challenge me? I
am El Moco, the bandit king!
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And I am Temeroso,
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brave hero of the western desert!
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Señor, you have embarrassed me publicly.
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Normally, I could not
allow this to go unpunished.
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But I think you may be mentally unbalanced,
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so I will give you one more chance.
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Run away now and it will be
as if this never happened.
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I... am... Temeroso!
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So be it.
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Our friend here does not
know what he's saying.
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He was kicked in the head by a snake.
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I was not...
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Go, Babieca!
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Puss, that bandit...
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Ah, I'm sure he will forget
about this by morning.
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I will literally never forget this.
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Uhh!
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Where are you taking me? I
have much more evil to thwart.
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There is a food vendor back
there whose meats are stored
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less than the minimum
three inches off the ground.
267
00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:49,052
Mr. Mayor, it is time
we told you the truth.
268
00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,600
You are not a hero.
269
00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:58,061
What?! Of course I am!
270
00:15:58,144 --> 00:16:01,606
I defeated a horde of bandits.
I hit a man with a bottle.
271
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I have a hat.
272
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:05,902
You did not defeat those bandits.
273
00:16:05,985 --> 00:16:08,446
We hired them and staged the attack
274
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in hopes that it would
make you less fearful.
275
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,910
I am so sorry.
276
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:15,787
Is...
277
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,371
Is this true?
278
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:20,792
We only wanted to help.
279
00:16:26,631 --> 00:16:30,718
So it was all a lie. I should have known.
280
00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:35,681
I am not Temeroso, brave
hero of the western desert.
281
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:39,811
I am just plain old Temeroso,
282
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nobody of the nothing.
283
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:08,256
So, everything is back to normal?
284
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:11,050
You are the mayor, and I am the hero?
285
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:12,177
Yes.
286
00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:16,097
Are you all right?
287
00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,391
I am fine.
288
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:22,354
Now please leave me. I have work to do.
289
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:43,916
All is right with the world once more.
290
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,045
At last, I slumber peacefully,
291
00:17:47,128 --> 00:17:49,588
dreaming of unusual sideways gravity.
292
00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:52,091
And unicorns!
293
00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:10,609
Ha! The protector of San Lorenzo
294
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:13,738
is nothing but a sleepy little kitten.
295
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:16,991
Yeah, and it was so easy getting into town.
296
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,994
All we had to do was answer a riddle.
297
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:23,331
Temeroso? Temeroso?
298
00:18:23,415 --> 00:18:26,792
I have to come to tear
you in half, the hard way.
299
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:30,796
That is, from top to bottom.
It is much more difficult.
300
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,215
It's hard to get a grip.
301
00:18:35,468 --> 00:18:37,929
Puss! Puss, wake up!
302
00:18:41,682 --> 00:18:43,893
Someone bring me Temeroso,
303
00:18:43,976 --> 00:18:46,396
or I will burn this town to the ground!
304
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,193
I am here.
305
00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:58,866
I have only one thing to say to you.
306
00:19:00,159 --> 00:19:01,994
Please don't hurt me!
307
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:05,039
My blood smells very
bad, and it is so sticky.
308
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:06,749
You'll never get it off.
309
00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:13,047
You are nothing but a pathetic coward.
310
00:19:15,591 --> 00:19:17,676
Let's loot this town.
311
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,683
You won't do a thing to
protect your town, will you?
312
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Not a thing.
313
00:19:30,564 --> 00:19:33,609
I will do this!
314
00:19:45,746 --> 00:19:47,665
This weakling is no threat.
315
00:19:47,748 --> 00:19:50,376
This town belongs to El Moco now.
316
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I declare myself the mayor of this town.
317
00:19:54,088 --> 00:19:56,299
What? Mayor?
318
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Which I hereby rename Mocoville!
319
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:02,805
Mocoville? I don't think so.
320
00:20:06,392 --> 00:20:10,396
No. San Mocolindo! Or maybe...
321
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,106
Hey!
322
00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:16,152
Dogs!
323
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,534
Come on, Puss, we can take them.
324
00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:25,370
Hello, barrel. Are you talking
because the mayor is in you
325
00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:26,912
or because I am still dreaming?
326
00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:28,247
The first one!
327
00:20:28,331 --> 00:20:29,332
Let's get him!
328
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:45,264
So, will you fight me like a man?
329
00:20:45,348 --> 00:20:48,518
I will. Like a man in a barrel!
330
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:49,852
Hah!
331
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:07,953
Ha ha! Hmm.
332
00:21:16,295 --> 00:21:18,005
I hate that guy.
333
00:21:22,427 --> 00:21:24,929
El Moco has been defeated by a barrel!
334
00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:28,099
It is witchcraft! Run!
335
00:21:28,182 --> 00:21:29,767
Where are you going?
336
00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:31,936
I have not even done the
spinning-through-the-air thing yet.
337
00:21:36,982 --> 00:21:40,111
Mr. Mayor, you did it!
You really are a hero!
338
00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:42,863
- I am?
- You are.
339
00:21:42,947 --> 00:21:46,784
Uh, no, I am not a hero.
I'm a barrel of potatoes!
340
00:21:48,369 --> 00:21:49,662
Mr. Mayor...
341
00:21:49,745 --> 00:21:52,915
No, no, no, no, no! I
don't want to be a hero.
342
00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:55,084
Heroes get yelled at and punched.
343
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:58,421
Please, can we just go
back to how things were,
344
00:21:58,504 --> 00:22:01,757
where I'm the mayor and you're the hero?
345
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,219
- We can, on one condition.
- What is it?
346
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That no one wakes me up for 24 hours.
347
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:10,182
Done.
348
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:22,736
Thanks for dreaming me a
flying unicorn again, Puss.
349
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,656
No problem, Babieca.
350
00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:26,365
- And guess what, Clocky?
- What?
351
00:22:26,449 --> 00:22:29,577
Now I can read your thoughts.
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