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I don't wanna say that
I'm killing my to-do list,
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but I'm basically the
Hannibal Lecter of moms.
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Guys? Hannibal Lecter?
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Your mom eats faces.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I have no work today.
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No remodels, no house chores.
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So, what do you say? We do
a little curl-on-curl action?
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Or curl on curl on curl?
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I'm kinda in the middle of something.
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I met this amazing Saami singer online,
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and w-we're doing a collab.
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Can't you "collab" later?
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Well, it's like
midnight in Sweden, so...
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no.
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Wow. You guys are so busy.
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Technically, you "got busy" first.
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And then we retaliated
by also getting busy.
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Are these all the
serving spoons we have?
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Yes.
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But do you want to go get more?
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We could totally get more!
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You want to go on a
spoon run? I'm available!
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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need ♪
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- ♪ Someone to say everything's okay ♪
- Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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Sorry, this is the only way
that I can get comfortable.
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You poor thing.
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Look how swollen.
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You look like, um...
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Who's that guy in "Star Wars"?
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- You know, he's, like, the guy... Like...
- Mm-mm. Um...
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Whatever. You need water.
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No! Don't move!
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Your weight is putting the exact
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right amount of pressure on the pillows.
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We should buy something that's, like,
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- the same weight as her.
- On it, babe.
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Um, I'll get your water.
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You two talk.
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So, Maya, I wanted to
talk to you about...
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I'm not getting induced.
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- Okay, but the due date was...
- Don't you see?
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He's testing me.
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Like all kids, he's just
pushing the boundaries.
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You know, he wants to see how
far I'm willing to let this go.
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All the way, baby.
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It's not my first game of chicken.
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So, you think that the baby is actively
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trying to undermine
you in not being born?
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I think this baby will come
out when he's good and ready...
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or not at all.
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Maya, "not at all" isn't an option.
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All right, get off her back, Lena.
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All right? This is Maya's pregnancy,
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and she will deliver FJ unto us
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when she good and well sees fit.
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- Here you go, dear.
- Thank you.
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Maya, please, I'm begging you, induce!
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While I respect your medical degree
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from Know-It-All University,
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I have my own plan
for bringing on labor.
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Okay, but if he gets any bigger,
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I don't know how he's
going to get out of there.
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It's a puzzler, but the,
uh, important thing is
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is that Maya knows that we all intend
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to honor and respect her birthing plan.
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Yes, okay.
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You know, when Mason was born,
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I insisted we play
"Believe" by Cher on a loop.
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We did it. It was magical.
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- Man, Cher's had some bops.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, Maya, I got you a gift.
- Aww!
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To pass the time while you wait,
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- baby's first book.
- Oh, great.
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- Oh, it's homework.
- No!
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What? I loved doing these for my kids!
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Here, I'll get you started.
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"Baby's due any day.
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Here's what Mommy has to say..."
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Get out of my freakin'
body, you little squatter.
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Stop depleting my nutrients.
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Reveal yourself to me.
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Step outside my body!
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I'm gonna go.
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Yeah.
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Hey, so I spent some time
with Annie the other day.
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Let me see pics.
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Give me the pics.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, wow.
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She's got a lot of features.
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- What does that mean?
- Nothing.
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It's just that you and Lisa Apple
are so attractive, and s-s-she...
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She looks like she's having a good time,
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and that's the most
important thing, right?
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Right.
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Right.
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So, what else?
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Lisa's been so, like,
totally cool with Lena,
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and she won't even look me in the eye.
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I mean, in truth, she's
gone from actively hating
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to kind of tolerating
me, so that's progress.
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You just basically described
the first three years
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of my relationship with Camille.
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I'm really excited about this one, gang.
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With its sleek design
and its rubber handle,
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the Meridian serving spoon
is a scoop above the rest.
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- Honey, what are you...
- Great,
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that take's a bust.
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Sorry for messing up your...
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What is this exactly?
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I review household items
and post it on YouTube.
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Well, I would like to
hear your spoon review.
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I'll upload the video tonight.
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- You can watch it then.
- C'mon.
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Don't you want to spend
some time with your mom IRL?
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Nope! My videos get hundreds
of comments and likes.
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And you, my dear, have
only one like to give.
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Hm.
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I don't know what's happening.
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Mason and Mae both rejected
Curls Night. Not interested!
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And Milo is chasing likes on YouTube
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like some thirsty cam girl.
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You worry too much about the kids, okay?
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The results are in. We
got nerds. They're fine.
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I thought us getting back together
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- would strengthen us as a family...
- Why'd you think that?
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but it seems like
we're more disconnected
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from each other than ever.
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Okay, look, if it really worries you,
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why don't we get the
kids off their devices
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and go do something as a family?
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Hot date?
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Ah, Mom and I are gonna
go play a few rounds
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at Cap'n Furley's Putt-Putt.
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- Without us?
- You can't do that.
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That's the place where
family fun has begun.
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- Yeah, that's our spot.
- ♪
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Oh, well, we just figured
that you guys were busy
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with your own projects.
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- I mean, we are.
- Yeah.
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- Cool.
- Okay.
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I wonder if they still make
that mozzarella stick tower...
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With the dipping sauce bar...
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You wanna... I mean...
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if you guys wanna dip, you
could probably dip with us.
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- I'd have to ask your dad.
- Oh, whatever. I'm... I'm cool.
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I'm getting a corn dog either way, so...
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Did we do that?
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- What? No!
- It's a blackout. Yep. Wow.
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Okay, we are turnin' on a generator.
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Now, all we gotta do is
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flip the burner switch... on the, um...
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on the access pad,
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and then there's an auto button here
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- that you have to recycle...
- You have no idea what you're doing.
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- Hm?
- Here, I laminated the instructions.
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Mm. Pretty damn sexy
how prepared you are.
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Martin, our whole family
night has gone to hell.
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The entire East Side is blacked out.
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Cap'n Furley's is probably
overrun by looters.
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Hm.
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Maybe we should hold off.
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Hold off on electricity?
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Crisis brings people together, right?
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So maybe the best way
for our family to bond
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is by embracing the blackout.
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It would keep the kids off Wi-Fi.
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Yeah, and with nothing to do,
they're gonna have no choice
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but to spend time with
their dumb parents.
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- Mm, now you're being sexy.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, that's scary.
- Sorry.
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My phone works, but there's no service.
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What even is 1X?
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Why offer it if it doesn't do anything?
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Bad news, kids.
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The generator crapped out.
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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I guess we got a lemon.
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What are we gonna do for
the rest of the night?
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It's 6:00 p.m.
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Do we just go to sleep?
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Like farmers?
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Maybe we have a fun
analog night at home.
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Maybe play a board game.
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A board game?! What are you
talking about?! What even is that?!
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Well, if we're gonna play a board game,
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we gotta go get some more candles
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and camping lanterns from the garage.
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Quick thinking during a crisis, Mase.
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- I like it.
- Fine, but no Monopoly.
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I won't glamorize capitalism.
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Also, I want crispy caramel puppy chow.
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Deal. Help me make it?
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Mm, all right, come on. Let's go, guys.
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Hey, Milo, get the board game.
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We'll meet back here in 10.
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Emergency! I was going
from "day to night"
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and I got stopped halfway. I'm,
like, stuck in the late afternoon!
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Just nobody look at me.
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Nobody look at her! It's not good.
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Well, wish we could help you,
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but as you can see,
power's out here, too.
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- Yeah.
- What about the generator? Uh...
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It's, uh... it's out of order, so...
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This is all my breast milk. All of it.
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If it thaws, it's garbage.
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Hi.
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I thought you guys had a generator.
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How does everyone know
about the generator?
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Lena talks about it a lot.
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Like, a lot a lot. She brags about it.
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It's like when a rapper says
his own name in every song.
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Martin, why don't you go
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try and get the generator
working one more time?
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Copy that. No, I'm gonna
restrict the access pad
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and then do a double wire on the...
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- Just go.
- burn... Okay.
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- Now we're home.
- It's like getting out of prison.
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Oh, yeah, you said it.
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- Hello?
- Hey! Just calling to check on you.
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Any movement over there?
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This kid is pulling out all the stops.
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Our electricity is out.
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Maya, everyone's power is out.
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The whole East Side.
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Oh, man.
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He is good.
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Well, we have our generator going.
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You're welcome to come
over here to civilization
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if you care to.
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Oh, I see. 'Cause you're so civilized
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with your generator and
your fully-born children
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who now live outside your body,
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and I'm just a pregnant barbarian
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over here in the Dark Ages?
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Okay, Maya, you sound totally sane,
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so do whatever you want.
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Uh, stay at home with no
power and your past-due baby.
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I mean, we have a
full house here anyway.
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What do you mean a-a
full house? Who's there?
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Arthur, Camille, Lisa
Apple, and the baby.
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Oh, my God. I'm the
last one to be invited?!
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Frank, get all my pillows in the car!
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Okay.
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Dude, this stuff is like plutonium.
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You spill even a drop and
the women are gonna wig out.
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Why do babies like breast milk so much?
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It's not even that good.
253
00:10:44,569 --> 00:10:45,867
Arthur, no.
254
00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,979
Hey, did you catch
255
00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:50,652
how Lisa directs
everything she says to Lena?
256
00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:51,857
She's negging you, bro.
257
00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:54,459
She's been actively avoiding
being in the same place as me.
258
00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:56,355
I mean, it takes a...
it takes a blackout
259
00:10:56,361 --> 00:10:58,143
- to get her...
- Hey, have you guys seen Lisa Apple?
260
00:10:58,149 --> 00:10:59,348
No.
261
00:11:06,239 --> 00:11:08,201
She's sitting in her car?
What is wrong with her?
262
00:11:08,207 --> 00:11:09,620
Maybe she doesn't want to be here.
263
00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,316
But she came here.
264
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,365
Well, maybe she wants Annie to be here
265
00:11:13,371 --> 00:11:16,353
but she herself prefers to be outside.
266
00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:17,790
In her car.
267
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,160
So dramatic.
268
00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,344
Uh, just go talk to her.
269
00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:24,449
Okay, gang. Electricity or not,
270
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:28,027
I just... I want us to do
something fun together, as a group.
271
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,262
Ooh, "Vanderpump" binge.
272
00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:32,566
I was thinking more like Scattergories.
273
00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:35,056
Well, whatever we do, we're
gonna have to do it around me,
274
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,933
because I ain't moving.
275
00:11:36,941 --> 00:11:39,131
Okay, I can't stand it.
I gotta say something.
276
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,733
- Here.
- Okay.
277
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,901
Hi, baby.
278
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,495
Oh! I know.
279
00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:48,292
Maya, do you have that book I gave you?
280
00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:50,394
- It's baby's first blackout!
- Oh, my God.
281
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,275
Can you not with the book right now?
282
00:11:53,281 --> 00:11:55,502
Hey, hey. Easy, girl.
283
00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:57,513
I just need some air.
284
00:11:57,519 --> 00:12:01,293
And unlike Lisa Apple,
this is not a ploy
285
00:12:01,299 --> 00:12:03,213
to make anyone chase after me.
286
00:12:03,219 --> 00:12:05,506
So you all just stay seated.
287
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:10,425
- Frank.
- Right, okay. All right.
288
00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:11,745
Shh-shh.
289
00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:16,634
What is wrong with you?!
290
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,074
If this was a horror movie,
291
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,140
this is precisely when
you would hear the...
292
00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:22,797
What was that?
293
00:12:22,803 --> 00:12:24,886
- Is someone out there?
- What if it's a home invasion?
294
00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:26,487
The power's been out for four hours.
295
00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,201
It could be "The Purge" out there!
296
00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:33,009
Genny's dead.
297
00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:36,568
Who the [BLEEP] is Jenny,
and what did you do to her?!
298
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,971
I came by to see if
everyone was all right
299
00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:40,868
and I noticed the
generator's not running.
300
00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:42,271
Seriously?
301
00:12:42,277 --> 00:12:44,741
It's supposed to last for 48 hours.
302
00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,757
That would be my fault, I think. Uh...
303
00:12:46,763 --> 00:12:48,346
I was trying to get
some extra Tesla juice
304
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,575
so we could hit up
Malibu for din dins later.
305
00:12:52,045 --> 00:12:53,169
What?
306
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:55,955
- The Nobu out there is objectively better.
- Yeah.
307
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:04,302
Mm.
308
00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:06,030
Seriously?
309
00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:08,405
You're embarrassing, dude.
310
00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:13,011
You're embarrassing, dude!
311
00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:16,621
You have a child now, okay?
312
00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,529
Time to stop acting like one.
313
00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,162
How dare you!
314
00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:23,006
I have been doing everything,
and I've been doing it alone...
315
00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,655
That's because you insist on it, Lisa.
316
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:30,350
I have offered you help, I have
offered you money, but you refuse.
317
00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:33,486
I mean, who are you punishing
here, huh? Me or you?
318
00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:35,075
Or Annie?
319
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,060
What are you even doing out here?
320
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,749
You wanted to spend
time with your daughter.
321
00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:41,249
Well, your daughter's
inside. Go hang out with her.
322
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,407
I hereby invite you to have
a relationship with Annie
323
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,392
and just leave me alone.
324
00:13:46,398 --> 00:13:47,507
Well, if you want to be left alone,
325
00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:50,249
why are you sitting out here
pouting like a little girl?
326
00:13:51,024 --> 00:13:54,219
You know, Lena and I were fully divorced
327
00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:57,057
and dating other people and
she never acted this petty.
328
00:13:57,063 --> 00:13:59,493
Oh... my... God.
329
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:05,654
Look, believe me, I know I'm not
Lena. I am so sorry about that.
330
00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:17,201
Look, I...
331
00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:21,402
I wanted to prove to everyone
that I could raise Annie on my own,
332
00:14:21,408 --> 00:14:22,642
but I can't.
333
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:25,589
I hate to admit it, but I can't.
334
00:14:26,685 --> 00:14:29,389
- I need help.
- You've got it.
335
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:32,663
Okay, l-l-let's... let's figure out a...
336
00:14:32,669 --> 00:14:36,163
monthly child-support payment,
something that you can count on.
337
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,033
Look, I know, uh...
338
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:40,716
I know I was a crappy boyfriend,
339
00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:42,419
but I swear to God to you, Lisa,
340
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:45,518
I am a really good dad.
341
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:57,781
What's up, Dad?
342
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,481
Nothing.
343
00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:01,977
No, not nothing.
344
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:04,291
You're watching me with that look.
345
00:15:04,297 --> 00:15:06,262
No, it's just that, uh...
346
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:10,491
Well, I see you keep trying
to push those two together.
347
00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:13,069
"Those two" are Annie's parents.
348
00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:15,671
So they have a baby together,
whether we like it or not.
349
00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:16,744
Not.
350
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:18,481
I'll tell you something else.
351
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,181
If I were trying to
reconcile with my ex...
352
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,251
- Dad. I know you mean well,
- I...
353
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,670
but don't waste your breath. Sincerely.
354
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:28,590
I don't accept the narrative that
women who have both been involved
355
00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:30,379
with the same man have
to be bitter enemies
356
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:32,362
or that we have to be
threatened by each other.
357
00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:34,073
I'm not threatened.
358
00:15:34,277 --> 00:15:37,181
- I like Lisa.
- Well, that's good.
359
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:40,526
Because she's probably gonna
end up with your husband.
360
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,796
So what if I'm not the
mom with the generator
361
00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:50,015
or the fully-curated baby book
362
00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,037
or who's found a haircut that "works"?
363
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:53,624
You know, I think maybe
we want to head back.
364
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:56,061
I've seen an alarming
amount of skunks out tonight.
365
00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:59,566
Maybe I'm the reason
this baby's not coming.
366
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:01,974
Because deep down inside,
367
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,213
I know I'll never measure up to...
368
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:07,719
Ooh. Oh, what's wrong?
369
00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,411
- It's happening. I'm in labor!
- Oh... okay.
370
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:13,206
This little jerk is really
gonna go through with it.
371
00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:14,478
- Okay, let's be cool, all right?
- Okay.
372
00:16:14,493 --> 00:16:17,005
- Cool as a cucumber, darling, all right?
- Okay.
373
00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:18,534
Now, I'm gonna go back and grab the car,
374
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:21,018
- okay? Okay? Ow, ow, ow, ow.
- No, no, no, no, no!
375
00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:22,587
I don't think you can go anywhere. I...
376
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,197
- I think this is happening here.
- What?
377
00:16:26,203 --> 00:16:29,400
- I think this is happening now.
- No, no, no, let's slow down.
378
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,492
- Let's... let's slow this whole thing down, okay?
- How...
379
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:33,791
how do I do that?
380
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,686
Um... Um...
381
00:16:36,093 --> 00:16:40,226
♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪
382
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,609
♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪
383
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:45,199
Oh, my God.
384
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,443
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
385
00:16:46,449 --> 00:16:48,787
- Frank, I think I need to push.
- Okay, I'm gonna...
386
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,529
I'm gonna take a look, okay?
387
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:55,244
Oh, my God, that's a head! Oh.
388
00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:57,533
That's a grown man's head.
389
00:16:59,243 --> 00:17:01,743
And the locking mechanism is a cool way
390
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:05,571
to be able to control your length
and your pooch! Thanks, you guys.
391
00:17:05,577 --> 00:17:07,439
Be sure to comment and subscribe.
392
00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,894
Thank you. Thank you.
393
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:13,984
All right. Next up, we have...
394
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:18,709
a performer who got tired
of sitting alone in her car.
395
00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:21,990
Please give a warm indoor
welcome to Lisa Apple.
396
00:17:22,201 --> 00:17:25,006
Oh, I... No, I don't
have a talent, so...
397
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:27,509
You can sing. I've heard you.
398
00:17:30,162 --> 00:17:31,887
Okay. This is happening.
399
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,365
Oh, thanks.
400
00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:40,952
So, um...
401
00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:46,241
here's a song I sing to Annie sometimes.
402
00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:48,013
And, uh...
403
00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:50,177
she seems to like it.
404
00:17:50,732 --> 00:17:52,532
Hopefully you will, too.
405
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:57,804
♪ I used to think about a life ♪
406
00:17:58,575 --> 00:18:01,482
♪ One that I would live with you ♪
407
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:06,051
♪ I used to think about the moments ♪
408
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:08,550
♪ And all the things that we would do ♪
409
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:12,554
♪ But now I've grown a little more ♪
410
00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:16,627
♪ And I can tell what's real and fake ♪
411
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,961
♪ Oh, you've changed quite a lot ♪
412
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:25,259
♪ I can see why we needed to break ♪
413
00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:28,355
♪ 'Cause I ♪
414
00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:31,872
♪ I don't love you anymore ♪
415
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:35,347
♪ I'm sorry ♪
416
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:39,434
♪ I'm not that sorry ♪
417
00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:42,740
♪ 'Cause you ♪
418
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:46,238
♪ You kind of treated me like dirt ♪
419
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:50,191
♪ I hope you're sorry ♪
420
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:56,634
♪ Better be sorry-y-y-y ♪
421
00:19:00,468 --> 00:19:01,984
Shut up, Dad.
422
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:03,929
Please shut up.
423
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,477
- Oh, my God. He's beautiful.
- Mm.
424
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:15,594
Oh. Oh, oh, hello, FJ.
425
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,691
Girl, you gave birth to that
baby like a dang cavewoman.
426
00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:23,778
You don't need a generator,
you are a generator. Mm.
427
00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:28,331
He's perfect.
428
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:29,436
Ooh.
429
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:32,243
I don't know how you did
this, but I am in awe...
430
00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:33,569
You did good, honey.
431
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:37,254
He's really like the best
thing that ever happened to me.
432
00:19:38,456 --> 00:19:43,027
In the... worst way imaginable.
433
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,721
Here we go.
434
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,429
Uh... huh.
435
00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:50,320
Oh, I'm like the homecoming queen.
436
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,183
Um... that baby's huge, right?
437
00:19:55,189 --> 00:19:57,090
- Yes. Yeah.
- Yes.
438
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,326
That's my boy.
439
00:19:58,332 --> 00:19:59,770
Okay, I'll see you at the hospital.
440
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:02,769
These people do not know
how to make a cute baby.
441
00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:05,066
Did you see that thing? It's all head!
442
00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,053
Yeah, I am.
443
00:20:14,335 --> 00:20:16,435
Okay, so, we will, um...
444
00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:19,010
- see you at the hospital.
- After we go to din din.
445
00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:22,917
Thank you.
446
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:25,454
Thank you.
447
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,371
- Night.
- Good night.
448
00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:31,903
- Damn it, Dad.
- Night, Lena.
449
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:37,005
I love you, baby.
450
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,326
Well, I guess we got our family night.
451
00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:44,422
Yeah, I'd like to see Cap'n
Furley and his cheese sticks
452
00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:47,235
compete with a lady straight-up
giving birth on the street.
453
00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:52,069
And I'm glad that you
and Lisa came to...
454
00:20:52,075 --> 00:20:53,639
some sort of understanding?
455
00:20:53,645 --> 00:20:55,046
We did, yeah.
456
00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:57,777
And speaking of understanding...
457
00:20:58,537 --> 00:21:01,044
have I told you how amazing you are?
458
00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:03,212
Now, normally I would say,
459
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,260
- "No, no, I'm not, you are," but...
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:21:07,215 --> 00:21:08,644
it's been a lot.
461
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,918
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
462
00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:13,826
But we're gonna make it through.
463
00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:16,129
Yeah, we sure are.
464
00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:22,924
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