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- The main pump is leaking. -Since when? - Half an hour. - Ok let's go.

No!

- Did you lose? - It's a miracle, we won.

So this is free.

Are you Marco? (-spanish accent-) - Yes.

I'm Teresa. A friend of Rudy's.

- It's raining a lot. - Yeah, Get in.

So, where is Rudy? I haven't seen him in a lifetime.

He's in jail in Marrakech.

They caught him with a kilo of hash. He's doing 20 years.

- The trial is in a few days. - Does he have a lawyer?

Yeah, but he said that there's no hope.

- ...unless he pays the �kadi� - Who?

- The muslim court's judge. - How much does he ask?

20 000 dollars.

Only you guys can help him. I got something for ya.

- Change your clothes, you're soaking. - Thanks.

-Why the heck you buy cars if you can't afford it? - I had the money, I told you.

How could I have forseen the bank crisis? You read the papers, don't ya? Plus I had a fight with my dad.

Yeah, yesterday's paper headline: �he fought with his dad, he can't give Ponchia the money�

But you had a fight driving, cuz you drove 15 000 miles. And the fuel gauge doesn't work.

Ponchia, I can't give you the money.

So I keep the car 'til you find it.

-cuz if the boss doesn't get the money I have to give him my money. -Ok, but don't sell it,please.

You give me the money and I give the car. I take it for now.

- Ok Ponchia, I count on it. - Yeah, count, count. Count the money.

Oh!? You don't recognize me? Oh, I am Marco.

- I had to look in the yellow pages to find you. - Do ya wanna buy a car?

- No. - Who is she? - I'm Teresa. - She's Rudy's girlfriend.

One of the main problems in astronomy and geography is orientation.

Let's determine the position of a star in the sphere...

....and a point on earth with the same method.

We use two methods: the azimuthal one and the polar one.

- Can I ask you something? - No.

- If we don't help him, he'll remain in jail. - What are you saying?

- What a mess... - �what a mess� what? It' 10 years you haven't see him, you don't even know how he looks now.

He disppeared and noe he sends you a hottie with a pictures and demands 20 000 dollars?

- You know how much are 20 000 dollars? 30 millions lira. - Well, a little less

Fair enough, We havn't's seen him in 10 years, but we havn't seen each other ourselves niether...

...but here we are. He asks us to help him, Why can't we help him?

- ....and on top of that, we own him. - Let's get this clear: we don't own him shit.

Ok Ponchia, for me he's still a friend. Ten years have passed but nothing changed.

Everything changed. I changed, he changed, that guy changed probably.

- Only you are still the same jerk. - I'm not even listening to you. Anyway I put my part.

- What are you gonna do Paolino? - I have to think about it.

With two daughters it's not a piece of cake. It's 30 millions.

- Yeah...- ,and 10 each 'cause we can't count on that asshole of Cedro.

but that's not the point, with some savinings I could....

- ...anyway I have to talk with Elena before. - It's not easy for me too, what you think?

Well let's think about it, ok? Can we meet us tomorrow for dinner at my place?

- Maybe I cook. - Misfortune never comes singly.

Wrooom...What the jeep from the sand brings? ...Nothing....

...cuz the wagon brings a marron glace'!

- No, c'mon...He pooped the whole day! - You pooped the whole day???

Yes? So dad is gonna eat it!

- You pooped. - ..I will make it again!

You will make it again.

- And how are they? - Good, I think.

Marco is happy with his career and makes money. Ponchia is unhappy with his career and doesn't make money.

- And they fight. - And they fight.

but I genuinely think that Ponchia is the one who makes more money than us all.

It's weird to hear these names.

We once used to be together all the time. Every night, every holiday.

Then was over. Disappeared.

If we weren't married we wouldn't see each other as well.

If we help him in the account there'll be only two millions. What dya think?

You don't wanna leave him behind the bars?

Guys the food was so bad! I mean bad, bad, bad!

- Really? Was it bad? - No, c'mom, he did his best.

- It was bad anyway. - Guys dya want the chocolate cake?

- Aren't you ruining your teeth with all the chocolate? - I have a friend who's a dentist...

So you have to ruin them? If you'd have a friend psychiatrist....

Can we guys please talk about the money? She can't carry it alone.

There are customs, controls, bollocks. I'd like to be sure that this money arrive to him.

- You don't worry about it. - You don't worry. I'll bring it..

- What dya mean? - I'll bring it. I'll bring her.

I can go there alone with no problems.

- I decided that we're going by the car. - with the car? You know where Morocco is?

-Wich car? / - A car. 'll take care. I know where to put the money too. I put a...

I hide a...under...A gadget, I put.... but the car is my business...

Well, I'm coming too. Think about Rudy's face when he'll see us.

Plus, we own him, guys, really.

Again with this story? I don't give a shit about old dues and stuff...

- Well so why are you going there? - Guys don't complicate

We're not. You are beautiful and nice...

...but I can't entrust money to a girl you've never seen.../ - I can't come with you.

- This is absolutely not a probelm! - I'd like to, but how can I? When do you leave?

- It's urgent, tomorrow morning. - I can't. Elena, the babies, the school...

Say hello to Rudy.

- Are we going? - Yeah.

- Oh, it's not gonna be a long time, isn't it? - Yeah, it's gonna be a short time.

- Short, short. - The money?

Christ!

- You forgot? - No. They are under the car, it's ok.

- Where are we? - ln the mountains.

- It's cold. - If I knew it, I wouldn't have come.

There's no need to have pick him up. He doesn't give money, there's no room in the car, I can't stand him. Why?

- Fucking cow! - This old story again? - Yes!

You and that asshole of Marco!

- Fucking cow! - Sorry. He's not talking about your mom...

It's about a friend....

Hi, cedro...

Dya wanna come to Morocco?

Guys not to be an asshole but let's get it straight about some rules...

- Rules as well... - Yes. The car's mine. I put rules.

First rule: no smoking inside the car

Second: No eating, crumbs, bullshits... otherwise it becomes a garbage bag.

Third: every time we fill the car we have to...

...reset the partial counter cuz the fuel gauge is broken. Otherwise we'll run outta gas.

Very few stops to pee. Try to swallow solids and liquids all together...

...so we release in unison, in �ensemble�.

- Questions? - One: can you drop me? - Too late. You should have said it before.

- Is it allowed to call home? - Three times. - Thanks. - You're welcome.

- I'm really glad I came. - Good.

- Pot? We have it? - You didn't bring it? - No

What the hell guys? Fuck off guys.

Are you sure they won't notice the pipe?

Man it's an off-roader. It has 50 pipes. Will they have to nitice that one in particular?

- C'mon the passports! - Chill out. You're crating this tension mood, be happy...

- ...like...hey how are you? - I'm fine.

- Are you angry with us? You never talk. - �Soy preocupada�

- Oh guys, there's a terrorizing climate here, �soy preocupada� and the pipe...

- Hello. - Passports please.

- Why do you travel? - Tourism.

- Something to show? - Nothing.

- Enjoy. - Thanx.

- (in french) - Move the car - Ui ui, We have a �problem�...

....�mon ami� went to the �chaben� to �telefone'�, �problem� for � telefone'

- (in french) Move the car now! - Yeah, bet, he's...two �enfant ensemble�

- Cops in Saint Tropez and in Milan are the same dicks.

Hey sweetheart, it's me. We're in France. Everything's ok.

They made me freak out before, Ponchia has become a dick, he's only talking bullshit

Whatever? How are the twins? Pass me Giulia so I say hello. Bye.

Ohi! Hey sweetie?, It's dad. I am at the seaside, I'm fine!

Is it cold? What did you say? Louder!

No, you don't have to poop anymore, silly! Pass me Mom, I have to talk to her again!

Kiss, kiss, kiss!

Hello? Elena? Elena?

- How is he doing? - Who?

Who knows? I never see him. I know he's married with children....

- Yeah, Elena told me. - You saw Elena again?

No, no...We spoke on the phone...

There in the mountains, alone... do you think about me sometimes?

Ponchia, all the time. But I don't let it show.

Show who? There's nobody there.

Bonjour madam!

Let's go!

- Do you like Camembert? - Did you buy the lip balm? - Lip balm?!

- Do you like Camembert guys? - I prefer the lip balm.

- Here. - Hey watch the crumbs.

- How much? - Forget it. - We split.

- Eat and forget it. He said forget it. - I'd like to pay what I have to pay.

- Ahia! - What?

- Hey? What's up? - The tooth!

- Do you have anything for teethache? - I have everything for nausea, dysentery.

- But nothing for teethache. - Maybe I have something for you, wait...

- I have a backache. - We have a joint.

- and then I drive. - Again with the joints?

Weren't you sleeping?

- Ponchia? - He's sleeping. For once he is. Let him sleep.

What are you thinking about?

- Nothing.. - About Rudy.

Nothing happened for ten years and now all at once.

Life.

- Which one? - This one.

No, this is death! It's like I'm smoking too. Can you open the window please?

- Open the window. You sound like my aunt, Paolino. - Thanks.

- How much longer to Barcelona? - If nothing happened at the customs..

- in two hours we're on the Ramblas - Sweet.

- (in spanish) Hardcore show with beautiful girls! - Yeah, thanks.

- �Mira� what a hottie! �mira!!� - Oh! Chill out! Relax!

- She's gorgeous, guys - She's nice. - Only nice?

�Me gusta la Spagna� guys.

What a babe, guys. True beautiful. And I'm here with you.

You are a ball and chain.

�Donde estamos? En Barcelona!�

Are the babies sleeping? What time is there?

Oh, same as here.

We' re not even eating well. Crisps. They're not so helpful.

I know a place where we can buy food

Yeah! Ok..Kiss kiss kiss kiss.

Pass me Mom now sweetie...

Elena?

- What are you doing? - I take some food.

- What dya mean �take food�? This is stealing. - She's stealing!

- So? - What dya mean �so�? Guys, c'mon. I have money...

- Take this! - No.

Guys, don't start. These are bullshits.

Tuna?

- (in spanish) Gregorio! Look what's going on there...

- Steal this, it's so good.... - Guys, �vamos�. �Rapidamiente!�

�Rapidamiente!�

- This way! - Wait for me!

Ehi!

- What's up? - They walked on my face.

- You'd need a �ceretto� - �Ceretto�...you're old guys...

- Look who's talking. You lose a tooth every sandwhich. - Jerk!

- We were about to fuck up. - You got me started.

There's the police. Right or left?

Thanks!

Empty.

And what is this? Can we call it road?

And I told you! Look at the map! I can't even sleep for an hour 'cause....

Hey �Pulcinella�, calm down! You always sleep and then it's my fault?

- Who had to check the gas today? - You. - There you go!

What is this place?

- They used to shoot movies here. - Yeah! Italian westerns...

- Remember �For A Fistful Of Dollars�? - Guys we're out of gas...

But it's a stunning place....I brought you in a place you'll never forget. This is travelling!

What? What are you doing? Ther's enough mess here!

- Where dya think you're going? - Put this stuff back.

Wait for me here.

Who dya think you are? Abebe Bikila?

My father was mad at me cuz I was always restless.

As soon as we moved to anothe place I wanted to move out.

He used to say that my carachter was not good.

I remember that I wrote in my diary..

�Is there anybody in this world who want to understand me�

�'Cause I don't understant myself� That's why I wanted to travel.

You look good.

I'll never take it off, then.

You know, Paolino, you should let go about that old story about Cedro.

Forget it. It's water under the bridge.

You forget!

If you didn't pick him up, everything would be fine.

- You know how Marco is... - No I don't know. You tell me.

I'm not having fun. Do you think that a weekend with friends, all mashed in a car is enough

- to turn everything ok? - Do you know Paolino that you've changed?

Silly, Ponchia, of course I've changed.

We need gas.

(in spanish) Italian movie!

- I have a pain in my kidney! - Why guys this farce?

- Don't make me laugh... - C'mon...

- If only the guys from school were watching at me.... - C'mon, Ramon, c'mon!

- dear friend I write you -

- so I amuse myself a little -

- and since you're so far away, I'll write louder -

- Since you left, there's a big change -

- the year is over now but still ther's something wrong...-

I remember the last time we heard this song. We were in Greece.

Everybody was there. Rudy too. It was very nice.

I remember the place too. We were in a bar on the beach, in the Ios Island, I think...

The atmosphere was beautiful... a nice light...

A lot of people come and go, at the bus station...

I realized now that phase was ending.

She was a beautiful greek girl.

But not good as you. You are more beautiful than her.

See those delphins?

- No. They're tunas. - Really?

They look like delphins.

Guys we're in Africa. Behind that bar there's Morocco.

Ponchia, are sure they won't notice the pipe with the money?

It's an off-roader. It's full of pipes. It has the gadget. It's �gadgeted�

- Try to look normal. - Give me the passports. - What?

- He said �give me the passports�

Let me talk.

- He said to get out.

Nice animal.

It's a male. I'm a professor.

- Nice fucking joke. - Listen, I'm here because of you.

You take drugs! Say it.. There's nothing wrong.

- But let yourself get caught at the border by a monkey... - I haven't had nothing in my pocket!

It's a lifetime I don't smoke. Only the smell makes me sick.

- Was it mine? - Of course it was yours! - No! I smoked it all on the ferry, with the hippie!

You are....

I knew coming was a bad idea...

They can't do us anything for a little piece...

A little piece? Rudy risks 20 years!

- It had a kilo of stuff! - We're in Morocco, there's a king

there are the Koran's laws, women can't show their faces in public, you idiot!

Then they're gonna stone us. Or perhaps they will cut your nose.

Zac!

You always caused troubles. I don't even know why are you here. I'm not talking to you.

Get the hell out you too! It's all your fault.

Get off of me!

- Help me!

Get him off of me! He bites!

Get him off!

He bit me!

- He bit me. - Is he dead?

- I don't know, he bit me. - Killing a monkey is bad luck.

- Will they be pissed?

Maybe they will. Perhaps he's only fainted. Hey, sweetie...

- We have to hide him. - He moves.

- His little hands are cold, cold... - The window. - There are bars.

Exactly. Wear the trousers and take off the laces from your shoes.

- You take them off! - Take off the laces!. - Ok

- Go, go, go...please, go! - Go, go! Guys, 400 dollars fine

- It's 700 000 lira to take you out. - It's his fault, don't talk to me.

- Just go, go! - WTF go go?? You're the only two jerks I know who go to jail..

..for importing hash in Marocco. - Don't stop, are they following us? - Who the hell dya think is following us?

- Cedro killed the monkey. Go go go. - Go go, of course. Go.

- What was that? - Nothing, it was the uneven road.

But there's no problem, this car is...armour plated, it has a structure...it's gadgeted.

- The pipe with the money, Ponchia! - Stop!

- So? - It's not here anymore - Let's go back.

I knew it was a shitty gadget.

What did I told you? Killing a monkey is bad luck.

Oh...fucking' monkey thing...

Here Ponchia. It's where the car got hit.

There it is!

It's ours!

It's the �machine� pipe who got �stacche'�

It's the pipe...

Ponchia! Get off of him!

- We were having a �loitte� for...

The �tubo'� got �stacche'� so the �bamben� were making the �loitte�

- Vaffanculo!

- He told you to fuck off. - He told me to fuck off?

Ok, I have an idea.

Everything's fine guys.

Italia-Marocco. Who wins take the pipes. We go to 10.

Are you crazy?

- how many sad players you saw -

- wich they never won and they hung their shoes on some walls -

- and now laugh in the pub -

- and it's ten years they are in love with a woman they never loved -

- how many have you seen? How many you will.

- Nino knew from the start -

- the couch was happy -

- so he put his heart in his shoes -

- and ran like the wind -

- he took a ball wich seemed witched -

- it remained stuck to the foot -

- it headed for the neat -

- and the goalkeeper let it in -

- Nino don't be afraid of lose -

- It's not from these things a player can be judged -

- You can see a player from courage, altruism, imagination -

He didn't even touch him! He didn't even touch him!

He did not touch him!

- the boy will make it, even though it's weak -

- next year will play -

- with a seven on his back -

Guys don't we raise a toast?

- C'mon! - What a team!

- Guys when we go back we put the team together again!

- Tell him about the money.

Now...�ensamble�...

eleven...

forever....for...�tu�

It's a very piquant food...

Too much spicy...

- You don;t like it... - No...but it's sharp...

- It was better two...- Spaghetti? - You don't like �two spaghi�?

It is awesome for me.

- It's bittersweet... - So take 'em. The bitter and the sweet..

- It's spicy, it's spicy! - What time you have to go to the lawyer?

At 12.

- And then? - e will take care of everything.

- Rudy should be out at 2. - Shall we go to the lawyer? - Yes.

- Then we'll pick up Rudy. - What are we doing meanwhile?

We can go the turkish bath.

Here we are. Bye.

- Good Night. - Bye. - Good night.

This is my room.

Good night.

Good night.

Bye.

- Do you believe in Italy is freezing? - Fortunately the girls are fine.

They usually catch cold.

- Do you think too much cold is bad? - Shh!

This is life, guys.

Christianity ruined us. I mean, as a culture.

- We used to have baths, massagges. What do we have now? Pizzerias?

I could forget about the used car business and start the turkish bath one.

Profit is guaranteed.

I have to talk to....ah!...Rudy.

- Think about Rudy's face when he will see us. - Why?

- I wonder what he is turned out. - What do you mean? He didn't...

...become a woman.

(in french) Nice tattoo. - Do you want one?

Guys, the guy says if we want a tatoo.

- As if it wasn't enough.... - I'd rather die...

...than get a tattoo....

It burns, guys. Didn't hurt to you? It hurts like hell.

- What about school?

You're in trouble... You have to quit teaching.

- Are they good, aren't they? - Yeah, good. They burn.

Marco, is yours big as well?

- Yours is swollen. - Didn't we have to meet the girl?

Oh, yeah, Teresa!

She took the money and she went away with a car.

Oh! Anybody want to say something?

She stole the money and she went away with my car and our passports!

- Will you chill out? - Chill out my ass! - She went to the lawyer. - Lawyer what?

Did she leave you a message or an adress? You and her with the bedroom eyes and...

No, I'm only saying that maybe she went to meet the lawyer. What time is it?

- It's one. - It's late! - Chill out! - Chill? - Maurizio, shut up!

- Don't call me Maurizio! You know I can't stand it! - Teresa said he goes outta jail at 2.

So we still have one hour and the only thing to do is go to the jail.

What shall we do?

- Waiting. - Again? Oh!

Buonjour.

This guy does not understand anything,guys.

Free! Rudy? I told you. He's coming out!

There's something wrong, lads. If he's coming out at 2, where the hell is she?

Now she's coming.

- Coke, gross! U know I like Chinotto! - They don't have Chinotto here. Coke or Fanta.

- And this? - It's the radio.

- Warm Coke. It's awful - C'mon....

Hey!

- Alt! - Rudy! - No!

- Rudy! - It's Rudy!

- It's not him.... - Of course it's him. See how he walks?

- He's shorter. - No, he only cahnged - It's prison.

- Prison lowered 20 centimetres? - It could be, man.

- 'the fuck is this guy? - You are not Rudy.

- I am Salvatore. Who the fuck are you guys? - We were waiting for another italian, a friend, Rudy.

- He was supposed to go out. - I've done three months and I know everyone.

But there is nobody called Rudy.

Where are you going?

Your friend ripped you off!

- Ponchia, don't run!

- C'mon man! Stop it! - C'mon! You're a bunch of jerks!

You believed the words of a unknown pussy! Ass-fucked, you've been!

Thanx.

I knew I should not have came.

Gross! Guys we're here 99 in the shade, with no money...

....with these fucking tattooes, who hurts like shit, whose will remind us forever...

...how assholes we were in that old winter of 1988!

Let's think instead of what we can do now? Money. How much money you have?

- What? - How much money? - I don't know! It's crazy!

- You, Cedro? - I left everything in the car

- Do ya have a cigarette? - Smoke, smoke! It's healthy!

- He broke his tooth! - Imbecil!

- He ate the ice.

- It is crazy. - Do you have a car. - No, the slut stole it ahhhhh!

- Come with me! - No.....

- C'mon! - Let's go.

His name is Werner. German. He's good. It's a lifetime I know him.

- I brought many foreigner here. - But is he a dentist? - Yeah...

- I think...Yeah, he's a dentist! Look at this... - Guys, sit down...

Werner!

- Werner!

There's an italian friend of mine who's sick.

Relax!

Be relaxed, guys.

She looks like a baby. See how she laughs.

If I think how she fucked around with us...

Didn't she always have toothache too? It was the only thing she was chattin' about with Ponchia.

He's so good...he's so good...

Are you Italian? Morocco is full of italians.

Excuse me, do you know this girl?

The spanish!

- He says she eats too much chcolate. Do you know where is she? - At Merzouga Oasis.

- Does she live with an italian man? - I think.

- This is all I can give you. - There's a map as well.

You have to go south, pass the mountains...

a hundred kilometres ahed there is Erfoud. The real desert, and you're fucked.

You can go to Erfoud with the bus. Then you have to manage it yourself.

We have nothing.

- Bye Salvatore... - Salvatore,why were you in jail?

Men's stories.

Paolo.

Can I sit there?

We don't have nothing to eat.

- We have a mandarin. - No, I can't digest it, in the evening....

- I want a piece of it.

It means �to eat�

What is that?

- So, how's going, old Ponchia? - It goes, it goes.

That is Orion. Orion's belt.

Betelgeuse. Did you know they're all arabic names?

It seems to be in Greece.. like ten years ago...

Yeah, but we're 30 now. And we still sleep on the floor.

It's becaouse we're the last of the Moichans.

We will be the last to have black-and-white memories...

Our parents and holidays pictures, tv programs...

�Black Pirate's Granny�

- Belfagor! - We're closer to extinction...

True.

I went to the mountains cuz I read Kerouac's �Angels of Desolation�..

He wrote the book and after 10 months he went back to the city...

- Me it's ten years I'm there. - And you didn't even write a book.

True...

You didn't write a book neither...

I had two daughters. You know sometimes..

I looked at them when they sleep and smell their smell...

- And after I'm more peaceful - Elena did good when she married you.

- Is it a �tassi'�?

You talk, c'mon...

- What he said? - The road is uneven and the car will break. - Who cares?

Let me talk!

Gimme a break! It's paradoxical! �paradossal!�

I could try to use the credit card to rent a car...

If there's a bank....

- French? - No, we're Italians.

�Anisa�, �Nif�

- Why you laugh? - See what �anisa� means?

- Am I �anisa�? - Anisa?

- It means �lady� - Look for �nif�.

''Nif''...

- It means �nose� - �niffone�!

- So? - They don't know what a credit card is. - I knew it, lads...

- How can we get to Merzouga? - Merzouga? - Yeah.

- Where are you going? - I don't know!

Wait for me there.

- Feck! Where has he gone? - I don't know...One by one they disappeared..

Now where is that jerk of Cedro?

- About time! - So, shall we leave? - Are them? - No, they're ours.

- Ours? - Yep. - They're beautiful... Nice for them to lend them to us.

- Actually they did not lend 'em to us I bought it. - Con quali soldi?

- With that. - No!

I think we got lost.

We're not lost. Every track is tracked by stones...

This is our track

- If I only had my clock... - Again? Paolo!

If you still had the clock, we wouldn't have the bycicles, so...

...so If I didn't know you guys I'd still have my car, and I wouldn't be here...

...do you realize where are we guys? We're in the desert with bycicles. Probably lost..

- We're not lost. - Definately lost! Looking for a place we don't know

...where maybe we can find the two assholes, and I said maybe...On the direction given by a dentist...

.....german, albino, junkie, homosexual...

...and by his lover who's a jail-bird...

- He fixed the tooth, tho'. - If you're a good dentist you're not a good guide.

For instance Kit Carson is the best scout in the world, but he doesn't pull molars.

Oh? Do ya think there's any water down there?

If it wasn't for that wall of sand, I would be first.

The wall of sand?

Guys, I don't know about you but it was years since the last time I had so much fun.

Becuase you don't hang out with me anymore. And you always had fun with me!

- Hei, Cedrone, where did I bring you? - Where did you bring me?

Hey professor, look at this place! Planetary my ass!

I defeated you all with the final rush

Fuck, what's that?

Sand dunes. That's the road.

Where is the dude living?

It's stunning guys. It's an unbelievable landscape.

- Listen to the silence.... - Do you hear the wind?

Wind my ass! It's my tire! What kind of bycicles you bough?

Take mine. I'm going with Cedro.

- Are you ok? - Go downhill.

Stop!

God, it hurts.

Cedrone, how's going?

- Am I heavy? - No.

So go!

- Jesus, that was fun. - Fuck off.

- Assholes. - Did you get hurt?

Do you think it's ok this way?

This is the track.

According to your calculations, how long before we get there?

Six kilometres more or less.

Do we still have water?

Over.

- So? Oh? - What?

Where do we have to go?

- I don't know... - Like, more or less. Sun rises in the north, sunset is in the east...

- I don't know! - Are you kidding, right?

- You studied the map for hours. Is this the road? - Yes!

- So? - No! - Fuck off Paolo! What dya mean �No�? - I don't know where we are anymore.

Can't you see where we are? In the sand, with dunes, the sand...

...and this fucking map that it's useless without my clock...with the sun I can't..

- Cedro...where do we have to go? - You let him drive?

- Now don't ask me!. - Drive what? It's not a bus!

- You' re hanging out with ibexes all the time... - Shut up, cause...

- ...we'll never gonna find him! - You won't find him. I will!

So go fuck yourself and find him!

- I'll find him! - Ponchia, come here!

No!

No!

I can't make it anymore..

Leave me here.

Let's go.

We rest two minutes. Only two minutes.

What if we die?

It happens this way, I know.

Metabolism modifies...

...and enegeries slowly fade...

If they find us, we will be on the paper..

My mother will be happy when she'll see my picture on it.

I...I didn't wanna say it... Eh....I made a joke...

Paolone...do you remember at the border,..?

The monkey...

The hash in the pocket...I put it.

It was a joke...

Who are you? Lawrence of Arabia?

It's that asshole of Rudy!

Paolino, calm down...

- Did you release your anger? - No!

The car is ok.

The bags are in the trunk...

- Underneath this ground there's water.

This piece of land will be a garden. I filled myself with dues to buy a drill...

There were 30 millions missing. There's water underneath!

Why didn't you ask us for the money?

- How did this dawn on you? Teresa, the drug thing... - If I had told you....

...that I had a house in the desert...that I needed a drill

...to take the water off the ground for oranges..You would have thought that I was crazy...

- Exactly. Crazy and a jerk. And we're for coming here.

- It will be covered in oranges. I'll pay you back. - In oranges?

Oranges, whatever!

Listen, who told you that there is water here?

Cedro...

..I know it!

I know it.

So?

I don't know what to say...

Rudy used to say that there shouldn't have been problems...

...but problems always occur.

I'm sorry you got hurt.

I never understood if you were nice or an idiot.

I stil don't know..

I don't even know why I came here.

Perhaps for them, perhaps for me. Surely not for you.

I roll a joint.

- Which road to come back tomorrow? - Boh!

Ponchia's still the same.

He doesn't understan anything.

- There is water underneath! - No, Rudy, you don't understand!

- Maybe I came here for you, but I don't give a shit abut the water! - Relax.

- Relax what? We did 3000 km to come here, we were about to die - did not know you were there! I told...

Teresa to get the money and come back alone. When I knew you were there I came to pick you up.

And this oranges thing it seems to me the weirdest thing ever.

- When did it dawn on you to be a farmer? - I don't know...

I like oranges...

They're clean, it's a natural thing... maybe I want to grow roots...

How long since the last time we were together?

Yeah...since they caught me. That day of the invasion...in the university.

The canteen is ours. Get the fuck outta here. Go!

Everyday the same story. Close the door, the cops are coming. Get some limons for the tear gas.

- Rudy is still outside - Rudy is outside cuz he's a sectarian. He stays outside.

Open the door!

- Next time you stay with the group. Now stay out. - What the fuck? Open it!

Open this door! The cops are here! Marco! Open it!

What? Do you smoke?

Sit here, c'mon.

- Are they asleep? - Yep. We're a bit tired.

Listen...

How's back at home?

- Good. As usual. - You're always together? Having fun?

Yeah. Not everyday. But we hang out. We play soccer as well.

Oh,..nice...nice.

- Family? Are you married? - No, no.

No family. Only Paolino got married. He has two daughters.

- He's married with Elena! - Really? And Cedro?

He freaked out. He went to the wedding and he beated up Paolino.

It's not easy to find the one. I found her.

Teresa. Yes, Teresa. I met her one year ago.

She was a wanderer. She lived in so many different ways.

I suddenly fell in love. As a stupid.

- Like in Luxemburg? - No. This is serious.

We got married after one month.

- Are you married? - Yeah. Didn't she tell you?

Yes, we wanna have a baby too. He will live here at the beginning.

- Then perhaps we'll go back in Italy. - What do you mean Italy? The oranges, the water?

- All this mess here? - No, it's ok, but you know how I am...

...then maybe...Now it's fine... maybe in the future...

Boh!

- I'm going to sleep. - No, no...wait. Don't go...let's talk..

We have so many things to say to each other!

What time is it? I slept so good!

- Ponchione, where have I brought you? - What have you done? Get in a fight with the hair stylist?

- Look at your hair. - Want some � I sit milk? - It's tea.

- I hate it. I can't drink it. Where's the milk? - There's no milk. No milk in warm countries.

I hate tea.

- Rudy e Teresa? - Bho!

The two assholes? With the drill.

Gimme the 36, Teresa.

Thanx.

Hey!

- How long does it take to assemble it? - We're almost done.

- And then you have to connect it to the steamroller... - That pipe...

Leave it?

- Is this the drill? - The drill. Yes.

- Have you considered the water pressure? - Yes. � No way!

- Did you make the calculations about the water pressure? - Of course. I calculated.

Toss me the wrench.

This is not the way a man should work.

This is not the way a man should work.

That's not the way, c'mon...

I mean, even the most little implies a direction...a...like...

For instance...

You can't use cheap tools.... This is assembled upside-down...

- Screw that thing. - Unscrew it. It has nothing to do....

Sole sul tetto dei palazzi in costruzione.

Sole che batte sul campo di pallone.

Terra e polvere che tira vento e poi magari piove.

Nino cammina che sembra un uomo,,,

con le scarpette di gomma dura, 12 anni e il cuore pieno di paura,

Teresa!

Nino, non avere paura di sbagliare un calcio di rigore.

Non � mica da questi particolari che si giudica un giocatore,

Pull it up!

Un giocatore lo vedi dal coraggio, dall'altruismo, dalla fantasia.

Chiss� quanti ne vedrai di giocatori tristi...

che non hanno vinto mai e hanno appeso le scarpe...

e adesso ridono dentro al bar,

Sono innamorati da dieci anni di una donna che non hanno amato mai.

Chiss� quanti ne hai veduti! Chiss� quanti ne vedrai!

Nino cap� fin dal primo momento.

L'allenatore sembrava contento,

Allora mise il cuore dentro alle scarpe e corse pi� veloce del vento.

Prese un pallone che sembrava stregato.

Accanto al piede rimaneva incollato.

Entr� nell'area, tir� senza guardare...

e il portiere lo fece passare,

Nino, non avere paura di tirare un calcio di rigore.

Non � mica da questi particolari che si giudica un giocatore.

Un giocatore lo vedi dal coraggio, dall'altruismo, dalla fantasia.

ll ragazzo si far� anche se ha le spalle strette.

L'anno prossimo giocher� con la maglia numero sette.

Water!

Rudy!

The water is coming out!

Water!

We did it!

Water! Water!

It's ok. Let's go.

As soon as I get the money from the oranges I'll give it back to you.

Maybe I come to Italy too. So we can hang out, all together.

- You should. - Thank you.

- Bye, Rudy. - Bye, Ponchia.

Bye, Marco.

Do ya have a lighter?

Ciao, Marco.

- Ciao, Rudy. - Ciao, Paolo.

C'mon!

- Is it here? - Yes

- How can I? - I told you I'll manage it.

Cedrone! Ponchia, can you stop?

- What's up? - We have to get out.

- What? - We have to get off!

- Is this? - Yes.

- Is it working? - Yes.

Yes!

Helo?

Elena, it's me. Can you hear me?

I can...I can hear her. Unbelievable!

Elena it's Paolo! Paolo! Yes!

It's a phone post in the desert, I can't believe it!

Listen, Elena, I wanted to say something..

I'm not coming back right now. I'm going to the mountains with Cedro. Let me talk with the girls.

Giulia, hi! Hi, love!

Let me talk to Camilla! Yeah, I'll be back soon! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss...

Let's go, kiss kiss...

- What's this mountains thing? - I'm going.

- Travelling with Cedro. - You said you wanted to stay at my place..

I will. I asked you. But I want to hang out a little bit more..

In two days will be on the Atlantic....

We were supposed to go together....

- The ferry, the Rambles, Saint Tropez.... - We will!

- We'll be back soon! - It's only one week!

And anyway...now we're vaccinated.

We were supposed to play soccer...

- Bye. - Ponchia, don't frown.

- Let's go. - Marco!

Yeah, bye, bye...

..but....

...we're gonna put the team back together...?

- We'll see. - C'mon...we'll have fun...

Caro amico, ti scrivo cos� mi distraggo un po'.

Siccome sei molto lontano, pi� forte ti scriver�.

Da quando sei partito c'� una grossa novit�,