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Pack my bags and push the windows down

Now it's time to leave this one-horse town

Life's

Free

Change is comin'

Baby, don't you know?

It will cost you if you cannot grow

Ebbin', flowin' with the tide

Moving at the speed of light

Moving at the speed of light

I am free

Freedom is here

On the horizon

Freedom is here

Honey, quit picking at it.

Are you nervous or what?

Yeah, a little. It's a pretty big school.

Well, first days are always a little goofy,

but you and I are gonna be fine.

We are modern babes in a modern world.

Oh, my God. How am I related to you?

Hey. Do you need some help?

Yeah. Maybe.

It didn't charge right last night, so it's low on juice.

Here. Hold up. Let me get you.

So, which way are you headed?

All I needed was a push. It should be enough.

Oh. Okay.

Thanks for being so nice.

-You're a lifesaver. -Yeah. You, too.

"You, too"?

You are Erica. I am Stu.

We are now coworkers.

Nice to meet you, Stu.

How's your first day on the floor going?

Is it everything you ever dreamed of and so much more?

Sure beats having a desk job.

Who cares?

Okay.

You do have a nice ass.

I noticed it this morning. I'm very perceptive.

I'm not, like, a lesbian or anything.

You're new, on a Friday, in February, which is very weird.

-Military bride? -Uh, no.

Uh... Yeah, I'm Maggie.

Today's my first day.

-I transferred. -Oh, that sucks.

I was new last year, so I get it.

Um...

Stephanie, are you still having people over for a party tomorrow?

-Yeah. -Cool.

You can come with us, if you want.

-Haley. -Yeah.

Thanks. I'm going to the music festival with my mom.

So...

Okay.

Damn, a lot of people would kill to be so popular.

Okay.

Have fun with your mom and all those fucking old people.

Shit.

Shit, shit.

Shit.

-Hey, what's wrong? -Well, nothing. I'm just...

I have to cover for somebody, now, at work.

What about the music festival?

Well, there's not much I can do about it, honey.

I'm "the new kid," and we got to make the money, so...

I made you some pancakes.

All right. I'll text you a little later, okay?

Bye.

Whoa!

Maggie came to party. Maggie came to party.

Get in. Go. Faster, faster.

Boys? Maggie.

Yo, what's up? Maggie, boys.

-How you doing, Maggie? -You might know me. I'm Darrell.

Okay. -That's Andy.

-Hi. -And this gay dude is Chaz.

-Yeah, I'm very straight. Super gay.

-I love pussy. Babe, tell 'em. -Super gay.

-Tell 'em I love pussy, babe. -So, the party's canceled.

Stephanie's mom's a complete bitch.

And I think we're just gonna, like, drive around and get drunk.

-Okay. -Is that cool?

-Very cool. -Are you sure?

-Super cool. -Great.

All right, let's do it. -Let's get drunk!

Hey, hey, mister, uh, can you...

You up? Nah?

Literally looks like he's gonna throw up.

Dude always looks like that.

Want a drag? It's cotton candy.

-No, I'm good. -What, you don't vape?

-No. -Come on, you're in high school.

You can smoke as much as you want until you're 25 and then quit,

and nothing bad will happen.

Here we go.

-Hey, sir, can you... Piss off, boy.

He's too desperate about it.

Hey, yo, man, this shit racist out here.

-Your turn. -Nope. Not me.

-The guy that works here knows my stepdad. -I vote Maggie.

She's new, and no one knows who she is.

Truthfully, you could be a narc, and that scares me.

Look, if the cops come, just cry. They'll let you off.

What? They never let me off.

Yeah, 'cause they know you nasty.

Darrell.

Mmm-hmm.

-Hi. Excuse me. Could... Get lost.

-Hey. -Be more confident.

Hey, what you got for me? Hey, come on.

Uh-uh, not today. Not today. Come on, sweetie.

Come on.

Gotta do one more lap.

-Um... -Come on.

-Excuse me? Hi. -Yeah?

Um, would you mind buying this for my friends and I?

I have money for it.

Not interested, kid. Come on.

I know it's weird, but please?

You want to spend the night in jail?

Does that sound fun to you?

-Andy, can we just go? -Yeah, let's roll. Yeah.

Sorry.

Oh.

Okay.

Now, I see what's going on.

A man sending a girl to do his dirty work.

Guys, I used to do the same thing when I was your age.

We're sorry. Could you hook us up, though?

Hmm. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if you got into an accident.

Well, I'm driving, and I don't drink.

We were just gonna go to the rock pile for a little bit. I promise. Just...

I know where that is.

Shoot.

We used to hang out there all the time when I was a kid.

Hell. Hold this dog.

Yes!

Whoo! -And don't tell.

No.

-Hey, Sam. Hey, Sue Ann.

Hey, y'all know dogs kill more people than sharks, right?

-That's great, Darrell. Thank you. -What?

Whoo! There's my girl.

Okay. They didn't have whatever Fireball is,

so I got Aftershock.

Man said it's the same thing.

This never happened, okay?

Thanks again for doing this, ma'am.

For doing what, darling?

Come on, baby.

-Come on, sweetie.

Yo, that old chick wants to sit on your face, dude.

-What, you think so? -Like, your entire face.

Smash her back. Dude, I don't know.

That's not really...

All right, I would smash.

-Hey. Oh, my God.

What the fuck? Oh, shit.

Your change. I'm not some thug.

No, of course not. Thanks. Thanks again.

Drive safe.

Sue Ann! Go clean out the kennels!

Bingo.

Oh, hey, could you get me some lunch first?

Someone start the fire, assholes. Let's all get shit-faced.

Seems pretty secluded.

Yeah, sadly, this is pretty much the best drinking spot in town.

So, when did you get here? From where?

From San Diego, like a week ago.

Oh, yeah. That's enough time to realize there's nothing to do in this town.

It sucks.

-Sorry. I'll stop. You live here, now. -Thanks.

It's not the worst.

Kind of just like anywhere else.

Not anymore.

Guys, what are you doing?

Yeah, we're good. We're good.

Yes, hello? This is Ben.

Uh, Ben Hawkins?

Hawkins Security?

Yes. Who is this?

A young man you know just might be drinking booze

with his friends out at the rock piles.

And who might I know?

Andy.

Okay. Who am I speaking to?

A little birdie.

Sue Ann?

-Why isn't this dog prepped? -Oh, I just...

I don't want to see you anymore today. Go. You go home.

I'll prep this dog. Do it myself.

And stay off your damn phone.

Sit.

No, no. No. No, no.

-Ow.

Shit.

Don't dab. I don't think you should dab anymore.

Maggie. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie

-You gotta try this. It's my favorite. -Okay. Okay.

Oh, you don't have to, if you don't want to.

-No, she has to. -No, I want to.

Okay. - I have to.

Take a sip. Take a sip.

-Oh, my God. -Hell, yeah.

-It's fucking strong. -It's very strong.

-Fuck. Oh, fuck, that's a cop.

Andy, where's the weed? I got the weed. Okay.

-Put it away. -Let's go.

Do I hide? No! Maggie! Come here.

-No? I don't hide? -No, no, no.

You're a girl. He's not gonna do anything. You're fine. Shh.

My mom's gonna fucking kill me

-if I go to prison. -Act cute.

Come on out.

-I said get out here! Come on! -Okay, sir. I'm sorry.

-Right now! -Okay.

You too, bud. Come on. Get out here.

I just got a phone call from somebody

telling me that there were some teenagers drinking out at the rock piles.

-You seen anybody out here, young lady? -Sir, we don't have any...

Wrong young lady.

Put your arms out. Put 'em out! Wide. Back up. Move back.

Your daddy sent me out here to arrest you.

I played football with your dad in high school.

And he's a dick.

So, I'm gonna come back in ten minutes,

and all your shit out here is gonna be gone, got it?

Yep. Yeah, I got it. -Do you?

Yes. -Get your shit, and let's get out of here.

Okay. -Right now.

So, I want to go home. How is that funny?

Dude! How did... -We would have been shot the fuck up.

Shit.

-Hey. -Hey.

You smell like pot.

I didn't smoke anything.

Who were you with?

Just some kids from school. I left you a note.

Yeah, you leave a note when you're up to something.

Why didn't you just text me?

Uh, I don't know. My phone died. We just drove around.

-And you got high. Maggie. -I didn't smoke anything.

They asked me to go out, so I said okay. It's really not that big a deal.

I'm not gonna be some fucking loser and tell them not to smoke 'cause I don't.

Do not talk to me like that. Come back here.

Why should I wait around for you while you're at work all day?

How is that fair?

I'm glad you're fitting in. I really am.

I want you to make smarter decisions than that.

Like all the amazing decisions you've made.

Hi. I'm Erica. I'm dropping this boy off for shots.

This is Louie.

Well, you're right on time, Erica.

Actually, I'm running late for work. Can I just fill this out later?

Yeah, just sign the bottom, and I'll do the rest.

Thank you.

Sue Ann.

Sue Ann!

Answer the fucking...

Brooks Veterinary.

Yeah, hold on, Mrs. Macy. We'll get your file.

Why aren't you answering the phones?

Sorry. I'm fighting a migraine.

Well, go get some horse tranquilizer. I don't care. Do your job.

-Come on, boy. Come on.

I'm marathoning John Hughes movies, if you want to hang.

Have you seen Pretty in Pink?

-I'm hanging out with Haley, remember? -Oh, yeah.

You look like you're going to see a boy. Are you going to meet a boy?

-No. -No?

We're just friends.

Okay, well, be smart, and call me if you need me to come get you.

-I won't be mad. Promise? -Promise.

-Okay. -Okay, I love you.

-Bye, honey. -Bye.

Yo, why the fuck is she putting it in her truck?

I bet it smell like ass in there, too.

Guys.

Here she comes, here she comes.

Okay. I got two bottles of Parrot Bay, 18-pack of Bud Light,

and they had the Fireball this time.

Ah, sweet. Thank you.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why don't you just, uh, follow me down the street,

and you can pay me and get the stuff.

I got eyes on me. I don't want to lose my job.

Cool. Yeah, I'll follow you.

Secret hand-offs? Are you freaking kidding me right now?

-Fuck yes!

Okay. I feel like she really doesn't want to get caught.

It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't drive so slow.

This place is creepy. This is fucking sketchy.

No, it's good.

Now, I think she wants to bang him for real.

Oh, shut up.

-Are you jealous, Maggie? You jealous? She wants the whole...

Shh! Wait, he's talking to her.

-Did you give her the money? Well, kind of.

She said we could hang in her basement

if we didn't want to drive around all night.

I didn't know what to say.

I mean, I'm down. I got to pee really bad.

No. No, no, no, no. We don't know this chick, so...

No cops, though.

What do you think?

- Okay. -Yes!

All right, let's go!

Are y'all serious? Yes! Get out. I gotta pee!

Fuck yeah. You guys, come on in.

Come on in.

It calms me down so much to know

that you guys aren't out there drinking and driving.

I mean, to be honest, I would rather you be safe.

If you're gonna do it somewhere, might as well be here, right?

Do you have a bathroom I can use?

-It ain't much, but it's all you. Thanks.

Okay. The bar is open.

Wow. Nobody's been down here in a million.

Ew!

Weird, though. Oh, that's nasty.

Is it just me, or is it cold in here?

This place smells like my great-grandmother's house.

Jesus Christ!

Okay, everybody, listen up real quick.

My only house rules are,

-don't take the Lord's name in vain. -Sorry.

And don't spit on my floors, please.

Oh. And you... I'm gonna need your keys.

You gotta check in with me before walking out that door,

'cause I gotta know you're safe to drive.

Cool. Yeah. Fine.

Okay... Oh, and nobody go upstairs.

That's my world, and right now it's a mess.

So, you guys are free to do whatever you want to do down here, but, you know...

Hell, yeah.

Heck yeah. Thanks, lady.

I'll get you some cups and ice.

Excuse me.

-What's your name? -Sue Ann. What's yours?

Darrell. That's Andy, Chaz, Haley and Maggie.

You got any pizza rolls, Ma?

"Ma"?

Boy, you are too much.

I'll get you some snacks.

Go ahead and make yourselves at home.

- Guys, this is so sick.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Hmm.

If it's personal... -That's gangster, bro.

No, no, it's fine. My dad left my mom for someone else.

I don't think she really had anywhere else to go.

You guys are cute.

Hey. It's nice.

Okay. Oh, that's a lot.

You are not good at those tricks, dawg.

I had pizza rolls, Darrell.

This place could be incredible.

You know what you need? Okay, hear me out.

Couch there.

Snack wall, bam.

Maybe, like, a projector situation going on over here, hang weird lights.

Speakers over there, rugs all on here,

and then just, like, a real table for flip cup, beer pong.

You get it.

I'll get right on that as soon as I win the lottery.

Then I can turn this place into the Taj Mahal.

I mean, unless you hate being cool.

If you don't want to be cool, that's on you.

Just saying.

-You want to see something cool? -Sure.

-Pretty cool, huh? Oh, shit.

Strip.

Get naked, boy.

Oh, my God.

You are under arrest for being so dang cute.

Put that thing away.

-And I'll put this thing away. -Oh, my God.

That... That was insane.

This thing doesn't even work.

I found it when I was moving in. What, y'all think I'm Madea?

Here, take it. Toss it in a pond, for all I care.

-It's okay. Pretty cool, huh?

Ma, you fucking got me.

Are we cool?

We'll see.

You fucking scared the shit out of me.

I think I gotta puke.

We need to get this one outside.

Ma, I just need some pizza.

And you need a breath mint.

You got him?

Thanks for having us over, Sue Ann.

Oh. Look at me.

Okay, follow my fingers.

Don't mess it up.

You're married?

Uh, he left years ago.

My finger's too fat to get it off, so...

Thanks.

It was nice to meet you. And, hey, thanks for letting us hang out.

Oh, please. I haven't had this much fun in God knows how long.

Get home safe.

That's all I care about.

A large sausage pizza.

A large sausage pizza?

Now, you know where the party is.

We're headed back to the rock piles tonight, if you want to come.

-Oh. -We'll just drink a few beers, whatever.

-Well, that sounds cool. Thanks. Yeah?

See y'all tonight.

It'll be fun.

Yeah.

Oh, you're good, honey.

-Did you have fun? -Yeah, it was cool.

It was no big deal.

So, you just balance it out. You find your center.

Okay. -And then you go.

One more. No, I'm not giving 'em back to you.

That is bullshit.

-Yes. -Oh, wait. Excuse me.

-Those aren't for you. I'm sorry. -Oh, my God.

Erica fucking Thompson?

Mercedes, hi.

What are you doing here?

Didn't you, like, go to California or something,

and, like, you were gonna, like, make it?

Well, I did.

I got married, I moved to California, and my marriage didn't make it.

I understand yours didn't, either.

Fuck no, right? No, thank God.

I'm so happy. Look who's here. Hey.

-It's Erica Thompson. -Hi, Ben.

-It's fucking Erica Thompson. Oh, hey.

-You look nice. You, too.

You're not working here, are you?

No, I just want to wear this every day and, um, help the bar out.

Can I please have the two glasses back?

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

You, like, left, and then you had to come back here?

-That is so sad. -Mmm-hmm.

Oh, my God, no.

-I'm gonna need you to leave, please. -Hey, don't you fucking touch me, Mario.

-If you don't get her out, I will. -No, I'll take that.

Excuse me. I'm sorry. -All right. Okay. Let go of me.

-Come on. You're not drinking anymore. -I'm gonna have that.

Mercedes, come on. -You left my fucking bag on the table.

Come on.

-Fine. Let's go. -Thanks for taking my drink. Fuck off.

-Come on, guys. -Nice seeing you, Erica.

I'll see you.

I think I got everything I need.

-Oh, hi, Stu. -Hi. Hi.

-Meet Maggie. -Hi. Hi.

Stu is who I work with. We're doing the seminar.

So nice to meet you. Hello. -You, too.

Oh, Mom, you look great.

Oh, thanks. I never know how dressy to get with this training crap.

You have a skirt, though, right?

-I think so. -Okay.

Honey, so I left you $80 here and a couple delivery takeout menus.

-Okay. -On the fridge is the number for my hotel.

-Okay. -Hey.

No one is coming over while I'm gone, okay?

-I know. I won't. -Seriously.

I'm trusting you.

You are gonna be fine. Thank you, honey.

Love you.

I don't know. I don't think I can.

Dude, your mom is, like, ten states away.

You're not gonna invite your new best friends over?

That's fine. That's fine. I'm not offended. It's okay.

I totally would, seriously, but we're not even unpacked yet.

There's, like, nothing to do at all.

-What the fuck? What is it?

I'm not touching it.

What if that's a bomb, bro? That would suck so hard.

"Love, Ma"?

-What?

Hey. I was just thinking, why wait for the weekend?

It's five o'clock somewhere.

-How did she get our numbers? -Probably Haley.

She gives it to everyone when she's fucked up.

I can't argue with that.

Yes, yes! Ah!

Let's rage. Whoo!

Let's go! To Ma's house we go.

Oh, get in. Get in.

-This is better. -This is way better.

Maggie, Andy, hey!

Hi. Want me to get you something?

Oh, uh...

-Got you some wings. -No, thanks, Sue Ann. I'm good.

Sue Ann? Uh-uh. Around here, you call me Ma.

-Oh! Okay.

Look at this place.

Girl, look at you, getting all fancy and shit.

-Let's get filthy. Yeah? -Yes! Yes!

-Hey. -Welcome to Ma's.

How you guys doing? Looking good, handsome. Mmm.

Do you think we should, like, wake her? She's been like that since we got here.

No. That's Ashley, and she's faking it.

Her dad's a pastor, so she comes to parties,

pretends to be passed out so she doesn't have to drink.

Then she won't get in trouble when she goes home.

That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my whole entire life.

No, no. It's dumb as shit.

Guys, move that coffee table. Let's get this party turned up!

That's right for me

Wind me up, Darrell!

Well, I talk about it, talk about it talk about it, talk about it

Talk about, talk about talk about movin'

Gotta move on

Gotta move on

Gotta move on

A-won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to Funkytown?

What are y'all up to over here? Hey.

How are y'all doing?

-You already started drinking without me? -Yeah. Catch up.

Party doesn't start without me.

Watch this.

-Hey, Sue Ann. -Hi.

-Oh. Thank you. -Why are you sitting down?

Why aren't you up dancing with everyone?

Oh.

Well, I guess I was waiting on you.

Oh, okay. So you're not... You don't go to a lot of parties?

Oh, no, no, no, I go to a lot of them.

Oh, no, it's... No, it's fine. There's a first time for everything.

Absolutely.

I like your hair.

Thanks. I like yours.

Really? Thank you.

Here you go. Come on, Ashley. One's not gonna kill you.

-Ow. Can you help me?

Milk did that body good.

Darrell.

I don't even want this.

Those earrings are beautiful, Maggie.

Thanks. My mom gave them to me.

I mean, my dad gave them to my mom when they first started going out,

and then she gave them to me.

They're broken up now, but, you know.

-You got a sweet mama, huh? -Yeah.

Yo, turn the music down. Listen up!

Cheers!

En fuego.

Ma, come here. We're toasting you. Do a shot.

Ooh, I don't drink.

I mean, the last time I did, you really don't want to know.

Boo!

Ma. Ma! Ma!

Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!

Yeah!

Come on, Ma. What was that?

That old-ass ice machine.

Crank up the music, honey. Who wants shots? Pour me another one.

-I'll be right back. -Yeah!

I have to pee, like, really bad. Like, right now.

Okay.

-Hi, Ashley. I see you've slept it off. -Very funny, Haley.

I think Kinsey and Dustin are fucking in there.

-Let's go find another bathroom. -What?

-Come on. -No, we can't go up there.

Shh! We'll ask nicely.

-Oh. Fuck.

Yep, that's creepy.

You shouldn't have done that.

I told you.

-Hey, hey, we have to go. -What? Why?

-I'm not done. Hang on. -I don't care. Just finish.

-What's going on? -We have to go.

-No, don't flush! -Why?

-She'll hear. Just get out. -Okay.

Christ, Ma! What the hell?

What the fuck are y'all doing, huh? Get back downstairs!

What's happening?

-Can we please just get out of here? -Oh, my God.

Maggie, what? -I don't want to talk about it.

Jumpin' music

Slick deejays

Fog machines

Laser rays

Look out, weekend

Look out, weekend

Here I come

Because weekends

Made for fun

Because weekends were made for fun

God, she's texted me, like, four million times.

Honestly, I don't even remember what happened, really.

-Chaz says I should still sue her, though.

Hey.

So, do you think that she'd let us throw

a birthday party at her house this weekend?

I heard she lets you do basically anything.

I'm sure she'd be down.

Give her a list of stuff, she'll hook it up.

That's crazy. -Yeah, it's kind of cool.

Oh, my God. I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?

Taylor gave it to me for our five-month.

-Oh. -So, I finally let him go down on me.

Wait, how did you wait five months?

Hey. What's up?

Um...

Do you want to go out with me?

-Yeah. Yeah. -Okay, that's great. Great.

I don't know why I was so nervous.

I was gonna text you first, but then I was like, "I should ask old-school," and...

That's cute.

Wait. Like, on a date or like a couple?

Both.

Okay.

So, why did it take you so long to ask me out?

I so obviously like you.

-'Cause I was talking to this other girl. -Really? This other girl?

-So I was deciding who do I... What's up, lovebirds?

-I love you guys! Oh, my God.

Either she said yes, or you're holding her against her will.

Shut up, dude.

Oh, I love love, bro. Don't you love love?

I friggin' adore love.

Hey, guys, if you get pregnant, can you name it Chaz? Please?

Oh, my God! Are we going for pizza or what?

Hell, yeah! I got nine bucks, bitch!

Hey, guys.

Hi. What are you doing here?

I got us a beer pong table, and a keg of Bud Light is on ice

if y'all are all down to clown.

I can't tonight.

I have to write about historical shipping routes of Africa.

Yeah, all those ships with our people in the belly. Ain't that right, Sue Ann?

What about the rest of you guys?

Um, sorry, Ma, I can't.

School night's hard for me.

Well, who needs y'all?

Girls, girls, you guys want to party like rock stars, or what?

No, I gotta clean the house before my mom gets home.

-Hey, maybe next time. -Damn, Ma. Don't you got a job?

Yeah, I guess I should work a double since you guys don't have time for me.

Girl, you need a man.

Girl, you need to watch your mouth.

Okay, bye.

So weird.

-Here you go. -All right. Thanks, Ma.

You need to follow me.

Hey, Ma!

-Loser!

The hotel was amazing,

and my instructor said that my card technique

was the best of the bunch.

And then, Stu thinks we'll be actually dealing at the table in about two months.

-That's exciting. -Yeah.

I'm sorry I've been gone so much.

No, it's okay.

I know you're working hard, and someone's got to pay the bills, right?

That's sweet.

How was school?

School was good.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

What are you not saying?

Andy asked me out.

He asked you out?

Who's Andy? And what did you say?

Oh, my God, he's so cute, Mom. I said yes.

Well, I gotta meet this Andy.

Maybe next week. We're going out tomorrow night, if that's cool.

Yeah. Okay. I think it's super cool.

You have a boyfriend.

-I mean, I guess.

Pow.

Everybody was kung fu fighting

Those kicks were fast as lightning

We won't stay long, I promise.

Tell Stephanie "Happy birthday," and then we're getting out of here.

-It's my birthday!

-Who are all these people? -Probably from other schools.

Hey!

-Finally made it. -Hey.

Everyone is here.

Yeah. Well, it really is a great party.

-Hey, let me get you a drink. Okay? -Yeah. Something sweet.

-He's a cutie. -Yeah, he is.

You be careful, now. Take it real slow.

Men are dogs.

They only want one thing, and you don't want to mess your life up with a baby.

Jesus, you sound like my mother.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Oh, yeah. That was great. -Yeah.

-I was gonna ask you. -Oh, God. No, that was perfect.

-Did you know my van's actually parked... -Let's do some shots, everybody.

Come on, birthday girl. Get your shot.

Maggie, do mine for me. You know I can't keep up.

Uh, I don't know. If I do more than one, I'll be sick.

-Don't be a loser. Just do it. -Come on, it's my birthday. For me.

Okay. Okay, to Stephanie.

This is a good one. -Yeah!

Hey!

S... A...

F... E...

T... Y...

Safety Dance

What the hell?

What the...

I remember

going to the party, and then I woke up.

Don't remember getting home.

Oh, God, what did I do?

You got really sloppy, like, really quick.

You were falling all over the place.

-Flashed Chaz your tits. -No. No!

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay. I got you out of there before anyone really noticed,

so it's not a big deal.

Oh, my God, no.

Oh, my God. I'm fucking with you. Seriously, you're fine.

Oh, you're such an asshole.

What's wrong?

I don't want to hang out at Ma's anymore.

And I don't want you there, either.

-Seriously? -Yeah.

Why?

Okay, I won't.

But now you have to go get egg rolls with me.

-Okay. -And put ketchup on them.

Okay.

-Oh, shit. -What?

She's home. She's home.

All right. Get in the chair.

Just... Sit down. I don't know.

Hey!

Hey, Mags.

There's a boy in my house. Do you know him?

Shit.

Hi, Mrs. Thompson. I'm... Andy. Nice to meet you.

Nice to finally meet you, Andy.

How was work?

It was busy.

You two thirsty?

--You cooking?

Cheesesteaks.

-Do you want one? No, I'm good.

Have a seat, Andy.

My mom passed away five years ago.

And my dad owns an armored vehicle company,

so they transport stuff for, like, museums and banks and that kind of thing.

Is your dad Ben Hawkins?

-Yeah. -We went to high school together.

I didn't know about your mom. I'm so sorry.

That's okay. Dad's got a new fuck buddy, now.

Sorry.

-Mercedes? -Yeah.

Yeah.

How do we like her?

Let's just say I'm more of a Porsche kind of guy.

- Yeah, she's a bitch. -All right.

-Sorry. -Do you want some more to drink, guys?

I'm okay, thanks.

You're really blowing up there, kid.

Mom.

-You got a lot of girlfriends, Andy? Stop.

-Oh, just block her. -Jesus Christ.

I did.

Yeah, Andy had to as well.

-I feel bad. -Don't.

Who cares? You know what? I'm gonna tell everyone else, too.

All right, listen up, bitches.

Everybody block Ma for good.

I'm serious. That bitch is crazy.

My grandmother is very sweet.

We'll see if we can hang out at her lame-ass house instead. Okay?

Do you mind?

How 'bout you mind your own damn business!

You're making your business my business.

Not today, old lady! Not today!

You bitch.

Here, Donna.

Shit.

Move!

Listen up, bitches.

Everybody block Ma for good.

I'm serious. That bitch is crazy.

My grandmother is very sweet.

We'll see if we can hang out at her lame-ass house instead. Okay?

Sue Ann!

Have you fed the animals?

Hello?

Over here. Close the door.

Hey, this is Ma. I got a new number!

Just picking up a few things.

Don't make me drink alone.

And I don't want to hear any of this "I have homework" crap.

Don't make me drink alone.

Don't make me drink alone

Don't make me drink alone

Are you guys mad at me for something?8

I mean, I, uh, risked my job so that you could have fun,

and we definitely did.

The least you could do is, you know, say thank you.

Hey, guys. It's Sue Ann.

Look, I really need you to meet me

at the rock piles after school tomorrow.

It's an emergency.

Please come.

What's up, guys? Hey.

Hey.

You guys are so sweet to meet me out here.

-What's the matter? -Oh, it's...

Sorry for the dramatics.

It's just that...

I'm sick.

What's wrong?

It's cancer.

Pancreatic.

And I've been taking a lot of medicine lately.

The doctors don't really know how to treat it yet.

And it's scary, because the meds make me less fun and not myself,

so I'm sorry.

-Sorry to hear that. -Yeah.

-Sorry. -We had no idea.

I know, honey, I know. I try to live my life privately.

-But I'm gonna beat this. -Yeah.

I could sure use some friends, though.

I'm gonna beat this, right?

Okay.

Oh, sweetie.

I gotta go back to work. I just wanted to let you guys know.

You can beat it, Ma. My granddad did, and he's a fucking pussy, so...

-Yeah, Ma. Stay strong. -Thanks.

And if you have time

or you want to come over on Saturday...

No pressure, though.

No pressure.

Well, fuck me in the butt.

Come with me.

Come on. Goddamn, Rosco, bring your ass...

-Oh, shit!

-Come on.

She was wearing Stephanie's bracelet. You didn't notice?

-Really? -Yeah.

Get your ass in this motherfucking trailer.

I've been missing my grandma's ring,

and my mom is gonna fucking kill me if I don't find it.

And I bet she has it.

You know, I'm missing the earrings my mom gave me.

We're going to that bitch's house.

Hey. Hey! What if somebody sees us?

We're in bum-fuck, dumb-ass. Nobody's gonna see us.

-Oh, shit. -Haley? Haley?

-Let's go. I'm serious. -No. I know she has my grandma's ring.

-Don't be such a pussy. Let's go.

Wow. This is really graceful.

Maggie.

Mmm.

What the hell?

What?

Yeah.

Whoa.

Cool it with the pics, Ma.

This is so creepy.

Sue Ann?

Ben.

I didn't know you worked here. How are you? How you been?

I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

Well, this old guy needs his shots.

Our vet moved to Florida in December, so we're looking for a new spot.

Well, we can certainly do that.

It's good to see you. You look great.

How long has it been, huh? Fifteen years? Twenty?

Something like that.

That makes me feel old. I don't like it.

Me, neither. I feel it every day.

-Oh, just sign it. I'll do the rest. -Sure.

Well, it's good to see you. We should catch up sometime.

Really?

I'd like that.

-You know Magill's Pub? -Yeah.

I'll come back after work, pick him up, and we can go right there.

I wouldn't want to go in my scrubs. How about I meet you there at 6:00?

All right.

-Hello?

Uh, Maggie? -What?

You might want to, um, take a...

Oh, my God!

What are you guys doing in here?

It's okay. I don't mind.

-What are you doing here? -I live here. This is my house.

-You can walk? I thought that... -I'm not supposed to.

-I'm sick. Uh...

Sorry. What's happening?

Do you know Haley? Haley, this is...

Genie. Genie, right?

Yeah, we were here last week, and I left my school ID.

I need it for the PSATs.

-Hi, Genie. -Hi.

You have pretty teeth.

That's very sweet of you.

-I haven't seen you at school in forever. -Yeah, my mom...

I get sick a lot, and my mom thought it would be better

-if I stay home for a while. -Oh.

My mom says that the doctors say it's my spine, and it's getting worse.

My mind is, like, blown. Um...

Ma is your mom?

I'm sorry.

-Sue Ann is your mom? -Yeah.

I hear you guys downstairs in the basement a lot.

Is it fun?

Uh...

It can be.

You should come.

You guys should leave.

My mom doesn't like when anybody's in her room.

It's better not to get her upset.

I won't tell her you were here if you don't.

Oh, no, we're not saying shit.

Maybe I'll see you at school.

-Maybe. Go ahead. -Yeah, maybe.

Bye.

-Shit. Go, go!

-Get out of here! -Okay.

Genie!

Yes, Mama?

You been down here messing with these kitties?

No, ma'am.

Well, they've been moved!

You look pretty.

I'm going out. It's time for your medicine.

I was wondering if I can go back to school.

I'm feeling better, and I miss my classes.

You're too sick. And these doctors, they don't quite see it yet.

I know. But maybe half a day would work.

That way, my teachers can grade my homework and you don't have to.

I can ride the bus.

You don't look well, baby.

And your hair is way too long.

So maybe we should just cut it all off

before it all falls out.

The other kids will make fun of you. That's what they do.

That's why you have to stay here with me, where it's safe.

Mommy loves you.

It's your first time, isn't it? Do you even know what you're doing?

No.

You're gonna get on your knees.

Put it in your mouth.

Move your head backwards, forwards.

Believe me, it won't take long.

You look hot.

Thanks, Mercedes.

Pow, girl.

-I'm so sorry I'm late. -Oh.

-Don't even worry about it. -I got caught up at the office.

Well, you look lovely.

Oh, hey. How are you?

I'll have a Maker's, neat. And Sue Ann?

-Oh. Uh, Diet Coke, please. -Are you really gonna make me drink alone?

Oh, I am content to sit here and watch you do your thing.

Fair enough.

So, uh, you keep in touch with anyone from school?

No, no.

I mean, I run into people every now and then,

but, uh, I don't do reunions or anything like that.

I went to the ten-year reunion. After that, forget it.

My wife hated the entire experience.

I heard she passed away. I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah.

Cancer got her. What are you gonna do?

Yeah. I was, uh, married, years ago.

But it didn't work out.

Sometimes you want something so badly,

and then, suddenly, you just don't.

Do you know what this is?

What is that, a Taser? You gonna tase me for drinking a Diet Coke, Ben?

It's a personal tracking device.

Okay.

I have these devices on my entire fleet of trucks and vans,

including my son Andrew's van.

Why the fuck is my son spending time at your house?

You need to talk to him.

Well, I'm talking to you, right now.

I don't know what you want me to say, Ben.

Could we please not do this here?

Well, here's what I think.

I think you're trying to get back at me.

We both know you had a thing for me, and I barely gave you the time of day.

You're a loser, Sue Ann.

You always have been, and it's pathetic.

Some people just don't change, do they?

No. They don't.

This is your one warning, Sue Ann.

And if I hear that my son has ended up anywhere near you or your damn house,

I won't be calling the police.

I'll handle it myself.

You understand me?

Sue Ann, put down the damn phone. Get the clippers and shave this fella.

Genie is Ma's daughter, and she never told us.

She can walk, and she's been in that house the whole time we've been there.

Ma went to high school with our parents.

She tore out pages from her yearbook and pasted herself in pictures

with your dad and my mom and Mercedes.

-Who cares? -It's so creepy!

Pancreatic cancer's some fucked-up shit.

All that medicine makes you do some weird stuff.

You can't be serious.

My mom acted weird, too, before she died.

Oh.

I'm sorry about your mom.

But I don't... I don't think Sue Ann has cancer.

I think she used to be in love with your dad,

and I think she's, like, in love with you, now.

Well, duh.

Oh, my God.

-I'm kidding. -You're totally into it.

I'm sort of kidding, yeah.

Leaving, that was the easy part.

I didn't worry about that. The move was hard.

Oh, I hear you loud and clear with that one.

Right?

And I just never realized how much stuff I had until I saw it all in boxes.

Oh. Mmm-mmm.

So, it was diffi...

Hi, honey!

I want you to meet someone.

-This is Sue Ann. -Mags?

-Maggie. -Nice to meet you, Maggie.

Nice to meet you, too.

She works at the vet where we take Lou.

And she was just stopping in to check on how he was doing.

Oh, just a friendly follow-up to make sure there wasn't a reaction to the shots.

Here. Come, sit down.

And guess what?

We went to high school together with Ben and Mercedes.

Hmm.

So, uh, where do you go to school, Maggie?

I go to Franklin.

I know how hard it can be to make friends.

Well, she's doing good. She's made some great friends. Really nice kids.

I'm proud of her.

Oh, shoot. Look at me.

Always running behind.

Sorry to just drop by unannounced.

I just get so attached to these animals so quickly.

-There's probably something wrong with me. Oh, please.

Thank you so much.

Come by anytime. You're welcome.

-It was so good to see you. -You, too.

And, Maggie, you look after that dog for me, now.

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't...

Was I good?

Yeah.

Ben, are you gonna talk to me tomorrow?

Let's get out of here.

Okay.

-Ben? -Surprise.

Oh, God. That took forever.

So, how was she?

-Was she good? It was fucking awesome.

-Fucking cunt.

Do you remember

The 21st night of September?

Love was changing the minds of pretenders

Louie?

-Louie?

Louie!

Oh, my God. You're bleeding!

Hello?

-His breathing's slow.

I don't think we should move him.

-I'm gonna call Sue Ann. -Don't!

-Don't call her. -Why?

What's the matter?

I know her.

I've been to her house.

Well, look who it is.

Enough! I don't have time for this shit. Where's my son?

-Nobody's here but you and me, Ben. -I know he's here. Andrew, come out here!

Do you know what this is?

What?

Jesus Christ! You...

I am so disappointed in you. What were you thinking?

Everyone kept going over there, and I thought if I didn't want to,

they wouldn't want to be friends with me anymore.

You are 16 years old. Do you realize...

Sneaking booze at prom is one thing.

But hanging around in this fucking bitch's house

while she's feeding everyone alcohol,

that is unacceptable!

-What are you doing? -I'm calling Andy's father.

No! Stop! Please don't call him. He had nothing to do with this.

He's the most innocent one of all of us. Please, don't call him.

Go in your room.

Go to your room.

Your ass is staying in this house till summer break, period.

And you are never stepping foot in that woman's house!

You're not going into Andy's van!

You're not going wherever the fuck you think you want to be going!

Surprise.

Oh, don't worry. I'll let Andy know you'll be out late.

Ben, Ben, Ben.

You know...

I didn't know what to do with you at first.

Sue Ann, please.

What do we have here?

Is this what you were gonna show me in that closet?

Maybe I should cut it off.

Maybe not.

What you did to me...

The humiliation...

It never goes away.

Please, Sue Ann.

But then, it hit me.

"Sue Ann, you're thinking about this the wrong way."

You see, you treated me like a dog,

because that's what you are.

You...

You're no man, Ben Hawkins.

What the fuck is that?

Please, Sue Ann.

I was just a kid.

So was I, motherfucker.

No. No!

No, no, no.

-Shh.

Tomorrow's my day off. You're getting up and coming with me to run errands.

And your butt's in my car at 8:00 a.m.

Bitch.

Hey, Erica.

You ever come near my house or my daughter again,

I'm calling the police.

What on earth are you talking about?

What kind of mother parties with high schoolers?

I think you've had a little too much coffee. Excuse me.

I'm not joking here. Back the fuck off.

Oh, I know how to deal with your type. Pretty, athletic, popular.

But then you did move home to sling cocktails...

They're children! What the fuck is wrong with you?

How does it feel to be on the outside looking in?

Hurts, huh?

Well, I can assure you that the view from the center

is amazing.

You need help.

Sounds like someone's a little jealous.

A little jealous of Sue Ann!

I thought we had some kind of connection, but you just threw it all away.

You threw it all away!

Ungrateful bitch. To think I took care of Mercedes for you.

Maggie, you're missing out.

And look.

-Oh. Look who I found. -Are you fucking kidding?

He's mine, now.

Thanks for these earrings.

I don't know what Ma's deal is. Yeah, she's weird, man.

Fuck it! Birthday! Whoo!

You fucking liar. You said you weren't gonna hang out here anymore.

-It's Chaz's birthday. What the fuck? -So?

I didn't have a choice! And if I told you, you would've been pissed.

Thought you don't drink. -Ma's getting everyone out of here.

She just wants to hang out with the original crew.

Oh, my God! Maggie!

I'm so happy you're here!

God, you're so beautiful.

-What the fuck?

You should drink some of the punch that Ma made for Chaz's birthday,

'cause it is so good.

No. No!

Okay, time for bed.

-Wait, it's almost over. -I said, turn it off.

Open your mouth.

I hear all those people downstairs.

I always do.

Good night. Mommy loves you.

Shit.

Come on!

Hey. Hey.

I know. But I need you to stay awake.

Fuck.

Help, please. -Genie?

Help me. I'm in here.

Genie?

Genie?

Oh, my God.

Mags!

I can feel those big doe eyes watching me.

Maggie, you are something else.

That much Diazepam can knock out a Great Dane for five hours.

Mags, come on! It's my day off. We're doing this.

You know,

some people just fit right in.

It comes effortlessly.

Those perfect little touches.

Perfect skin.

Oh, that perfect skin.

Perfect belly.

Must be nice, Most Handsome.

Where you going?

Girl, you're pissing me off!

And then, Haley, Haley.

Most Popular. Born with the gift of gab.

I need a man, huh?

This ought to shut you up for once.

What the...

Stu, Maggie's gone.

Can you... Can you come over?

Thank you. Okay.

You know how hard it is

to know that everybody's having fun without you,

without even considering that you might want to join in?

And the hard part

is when they can't even see you standing right beside them.

I'm sorry, Darrell.

They've only got room for one of us.

What the...

Ma?

-Darling. -Ma, are you mad at us?

Oh.

Come here. Come on, up, up.

Oh. You're a big boy.

Mmm.

You smell good.

Just like your daddy.

This feels nice.

Yeah.

Like we're the only two people in the world.

You know who we are?

The Cutest Couple.

We are.

You're Most Charming, too.

And...

I love you.

Stop!

Liar.

Please!

Why are you doing this?

You need help.

You need help.

Not one fucking sound.

Not one fucking sound, or I will slit your throat.

You hear me?

-Sue Ann, how you doing today? -I'm good.

There are quite a few cups and bottles in your yard right now,

and a couple cars on the street parked near your driveway.

Is there anything you need to share with me?

-Are you serious? -I'm serious.

Must be some sort of a sorority prank or something.

I guess I'll have to spend the whole day picking all that up.

Who's in this house with you, Sue Ann?

Mom, is everything okay?

My daughter is very sick,

and right now you're preventing us

from getting her to a doctor's appointment.

I see.

My apologies, young lady. I hope you feel better.

Help! Somebody, please!

--I told you to stay in bed.

You just made me kill this man.

I did not!

Now, get your ass out of that chair and help me drag him inside.

What's going on? Where are we going?

I think she's off Highway 18.

Okay. We'll find her.

Bad girl, Maggie.

I told you not to make a sound. Get up!

Over here. We have to set the picture.

Okay. Now, go get Chaz and put him against the couch.

And if you try to leave this basement, I'll kill all of you.

Where do you want me?

You're not gonna be in the picture. You're gonna take it.

The button on the front.

One more.

Are you smiling?

Good girl.

No, no, no!

Ma! Ma, he's still moving!

Ma! Ma, help!

I got you.

-Are you okay? -Yeah.

Andy.

Breathe. Andy.

Okay. Breathe.

Andy. Andy, can you hear me?

Help! Help! Help!

-Help! -Help!

Help us!

Help! Help!

Come here.

-Leave me alone! -Shut up!

Oh, my gosh.

-Oh, my God! Maggie!

Mom! We need to get Andy, okay?

-Help me! -No!

-Genie! -Help me!

She's not gonna help you.

-No! -Genie!

She's weak, just like her mother. You tell her!

Tell her how weak you were.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay, Sue Ann?

What happened to you should have never happened.

And I should have stopped it. Okay? I should have stopped it!

But you didn't! You didn't!

You didn't.

-Come on, baby. -Help me, Maggie!

-I am sorry, Sue Ann! Please! -Genie! Genie!

Sue Ann!

Time to go to sleep. Mommy loves you.

You didn't deserve it! Okay?

-No. No! -Mommy loves you.

Maggie, no!

Maggie!

I am not weak, and I'm not my mother.

Genie!

Maggie, come on!

Maggie!

Genie!

You're okay.

Jumping music, slick deejays

Fog machines and laser rays

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Jumping music, slick deejays

Fog machines and laser rays

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

I work hard every day

It's all work and no play

With the boss on my back

He don't give me any slack

I sit down, I daydream

Of how my weekend's gonna be

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

By the time Wednesday comes

I feel the beat and I wanna have fun

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Okay, men, it's your time

Show the ladies what's on your mind, mind, mind...

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Jumping music, slick deejays

Fog machines and laser rays

Look out, weekend, 'cause

Because weekends were, were, were...

I work hard every day

It's all work, there's no play

With the boss on my back

He don't give me any slack

I sit down, I daydream

Of how my weekend's gonna be

Look out, weekend, 'cause

Because weekends were

Jumping music, slick deejays

Fog machines and laser rays

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Look out, weekend, 'cause

Because weekends were, were, were...

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Look out, weekend 'cause here I come

Because weekends were made for fun

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies dropping to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies dropping to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

They say get out, but not stare

Young dare only livin' when asked to live

Chains all around me overwhelming my great attempts

You get a glimpse that'll make you switch

Yeah, the air so cold it'll make you lift

I can feel somebody watchin' when I'm takin' sips

I ain't trippin' never fallin' for no goofy trips

When I'm up to bat and I'm gonna swing and miss

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies droppin' to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies droppin' to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

It's me, in the center of the ring

The devil get a pin down elbow and knee

You can fight but the greatest fight's to leave

Put my heart up on the line so there's no erasing me

If I'm ever lackin' yeah, the angels got me clean

I won't cause a scene but the rappers follow me

I kinda feel like somebody's watchin' me

I can see my dream I can feel the steam

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies droppin' to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies droppin' to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

Right, left, you hear a sound?

Five, six bodies droppin' to the ground

Evil creepin' on me fill my heart until I drown

Break away the darkness now shining like a smile

Right, left, you hear a sound? What's that?