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Announcer: Kirstie is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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We got to cut down
this Christmas bonus list.
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I don't know half these people.
Who is Juan?
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The swarthy maintenance guy...
With the extra large toolbox...?
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Oh, Juan...!
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Yeah, I'm gonna
deliver this one myself.
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[Grunts]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
are you doing with that tree?
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You know I don't like life
in the house.
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It may not be perfect, but
my adopted parents and I
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used to always pick out the Christmas
tree we knew nobody else would want.
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- Aw, that's so Charlie Brown.
- Thanks.
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I hate Charlie Brown.
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So where do you guys keep
all the Christmas decorations?
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We don't really do Christmas
around here, Arlo.
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- Seriously...?
- Well, Maddie works over the Holidays,
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so after the Christmas Eve show,
me and Frank take our bonus checks.
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I go to Atlantic City, and he does
whatever the hell he does.
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I'm going
helicopter skiing.
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You know, they drop you down
on top of a glacier. It's like...
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[Grunting]
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Whoa.
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- You must be an expert.
- Never been.
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See, our holiday plans
are all set.
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He's risking his life,
she's risking her retirement,
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and I'll be unwrapping Juan's gift
in the boiler room.
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Christmas couldn't get
merrier than that, could it?
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Well, you guys all at least
exchange gifts, right?
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- Of course.
- Checks? That's so impersonal.
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What, were you gonna
give me a check too?
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[Laughs] No...
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Maddie, maybe you should reconsider
doing Christmas this year.
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Arlo keeps talking about all these
wonderful holiday memories...
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With his mother....
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Well, holiday memories with
my mother are not wonderful.
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She used to get drunk and throw
our Christmas potato at us.
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I'm sorry, it sounded like
you said "Christmas potato"?
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Yeah, you know, that tradition
where the matriarch of the family
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wakes you up Christmas morning
with a hot baked spud to the head?
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It was in my book, people.
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[Playing piano]
Maddie, look at him.
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He's like one of those kids whose lives
you can change for only 16? a month.
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Arlo...
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Listen up.
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You and I are gonna have a real Christmas
just like you had with your other family.
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- Awesome!
- What did you guys do?
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Well, you know,
the normal stuff.
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We'd hang lights.
We'd put up a nativity scene.
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- We'd make a gingerbread house...
- We'll do all that.
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But let's keep it small.
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[Christmas music]
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- Maddie, what did you do?
- Do you love it?
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The theme is "A Victorian
Winter Wonderland."
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Uh, where did you put
my tree?
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Doesn't it smell wonderful?
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Feel the warmth.
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[Upbeat jazz music]
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Season 1, Episode 4
"Little Bummer Boy"
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Synced by Reef
www.addic7ed.com
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You know, I'm really getting into this
whole "Spirit of Christmas" crap.
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We've got lights,
a gingerbread house.
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Have you met
the Three Wise Men?
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Uh, is that a real baby
in there?
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Enjoy him now, kid.
He can only work four hours a day.
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[Buzzing]
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- Let me guess, Santa's choppering in?
- No, Frank's making snow on the balcony.
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He's cutting it
with baking soda out of habit.
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[Screams]
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[Unplugs machine]
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- Maddie, can we talk?
- Yeah.
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[Shivering]
Hey, kid, Happy Holidays.
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Oh.
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Look, I'm not trying to go
all Christmas Nazi on you.
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Oh, I'm glad, because that
would be a terrible theme.
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Maddie, that out there...
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Is awesome, undeniably.
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- It's just a little over the top.
- Thank you.
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This... this is like
Christmas at Macy's.
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I mean, you have
professional actors out there.
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"Professional?"
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You should have seen
Balthasar in The Wiz.
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Thumbs down.
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Listen, the holiday is about
spending time with your family.
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I don't care
if we just string some popcorn.
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- That's what me and my mom used to do.
- Oh, okay.
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Well, if that's what your mom used
to do, then that's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna have
a dead mom Christmas.
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Also not a great theme.
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Merry Christmas Eve, everyone.
Yeah, open 'em at the same time.
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- Pickles?
- No, not just pickles.
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I've been working
on my brining technique.
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Yeah, this is
the two-hour pickle.
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You know the worst part of pickles,
when the taste runs out?
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Well, not with a Frank Baxter
two-hour pickle.
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That's 120 minutes of garlic, dill,
and a rare African spice called...
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[Clicking tongue]
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Well, I won't be regifting this one.
That's for sure.
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Okay, it's my turn!
It's my turn!
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Don't let the check shape fool you.
They're not checks.
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They're gift certificates!
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So it's like a check you can use
in fewer places and can't cash.
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Yes, and the great part is that
every dollar you spend, I get miles!
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Enjoy.
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Okay, my turn.
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Now first, for the woman
who welcomed me here with open arms.
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Thelma...
[Gasps]
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Oh, my God.
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That is so thoughtful!
Arlo, I love it!
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Mm.
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A wooden turtle is not a better gift
than a gift certificate...
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To selected stores
and kiosks.
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Thelma collects turtles.
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- She does not.
- Yes, I do.
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Well, then stop it.
You're a grown woman.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Okay, Maddie, are you ready?
'Cause that's your gift from me.
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And I don't want to toot my own horn,
but be ready to be bowled over.
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What?
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I hope it isn't
a Santa stripper.
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Although I have
been pretty naughty.
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Merry Christmas!
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- Mother!
- I read your book.
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Here's your Christmas potato.
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- I'm Arlo, your grandson.
- So you're the little boomerang.
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- Come to grandma.
- Don't, it's a trick.
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You seem like real folk.
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I misjudged you.
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You did sleep with someone
who couldn't further your career.
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For your information, I slept with
tons of guys for no reason at all!
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That's true.
She's not just bragging.
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Well, come on. Aren't you
gonna hug your mother?
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- Mother.
- Daughter.
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Ooh.
[Shivers]
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Is there a window open?
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Arlo, you really
shouldn't have done this.
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Come on, the woman
only lives three hours away.
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It's crazy you never see each other,
especially on Christmas.
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You saw her throw a potato at me.
We don't get along.
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Yeah, I picked up on that,
but she's here.
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Let's just have
a little fun.
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There's nothing a little decking the halls
and hanging the stockings won't cure.
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Oh, there will be
decking and hanging.
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Don't blame the kid.
He called and begged me to come.
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I thought you were
on the drugs again.
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[Laughs]
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I wish.
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Mrs. Kluszewski, I'm Thelma Katz.
We met many years ago.
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Yeah, I know.
You're the crazy turtle lady.
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And this is Frank Baxter,
Maddie's driver.
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Frank, Shirley Kluszewski.
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Well, I see
where Maddie gets her beauty.
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And her psychotic gaze.
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Well, now that I'm here, why don't you
give me that 20 grand we talked about?
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- We never talked about any 20 grand.
- Oh, we just did.
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- Can I get you a drink?
- Do you have any peppermint schnapps?
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- No.
- Didn't think so.
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Well, I'm sure you guys
have a lot of catching up to do,
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and I got a Blackjack table
waiting for me in Atlantic City.
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And I've got
a glacier to fall down.
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Was your face
always that flat?
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Looks like someone
hit you with a frying pan.
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Frank, Thelma, may I speak to you
in the kitchen a moment?
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Wow, you and Maddie are
really rough on each other.
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Actually, this is the best
we've ever gotten along.
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Must be your influence,
chunky.
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Ha, I have a nickname.
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Feels just like gym class.
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[Overlapping arguing]
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Good news!
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Look who decided
to stay home for Christmas.
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Incoming. Baby Bird and Crazy Bird
are heading to the nest.
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Mother, you knew
it was intermission.
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You didn't need to stand up and yell,
"Oh, you mean there's more?"
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My first instinct
was to pull the fire alarm.
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So what did you think of your
daughter's play, Mrs. Kluszewski?
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The part I was awake for
was okay.
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See?
She liked it.
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She wasn't in that part.
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It's okay, 12 more hours,
and she'll be gone,
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like that rash you got
when you had to fly coach.
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So maybe we ought
to call it a night.
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What? No, no.
What are you talking about?
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We haven't made pfeffernusse,
or put on our Christmas pajamas.
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That is not your child.
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Arlo and his adopted mother
had a lot of Christmas traditions.
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How sweet. I always envied parents
who had lovable children.
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That's it. I need to speak
with my mother alone.
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If the three of you
could please excuse us, we...
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- What the hell is this about?
- What...?
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This "Grandmother
of the year" act.
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You cannot erase what
a crappy mother you were to me
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by being nice to Arlo
for one day.
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"Crappy mother"...?
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I'm not gonna stand here without
a drink and listen to this!
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You know what? You never took
any interest in anything I did.
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The only thing
I could count on you for
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was to never show up
at one of my school plays.
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I don't remember that.
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- You don't remember your third husband.
- I do too.
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He used to shave his ass
and wear my shoes.
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God...
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Now it's Christmas!
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So your entire family
used to wear these things?
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Yeah, there's a really
funny story behind it.
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Yeah, I'll take
your word for it.
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Hey!
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I wanna bake cookies too.
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Since when do you
bake cookies?
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Eat 'em...
Like hyenas on a zebra.
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But bake 'em...?
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- Thelma and Frank, come and have fun!
- Thelma: No, I'm tired!
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- Frank: And I look stupid!
- We all look stupid! Get in here!
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Well, I'm beginning to think
it was a mistake going commando.
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Come on. Let's make
puffernoosers.
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Pu... noosergutters.
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Let's make pot...
What are they called again?
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Pfeffernusse.
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[Laughs] That's not a real word.
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Okay, first,
we're gonna need two eggs.
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I know what it is!
It's a nuganflogger.
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Look at you.
You're embarrassing yourself.
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No,
you're embarrassing myself!
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You want 'em separated?
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- No, just in a bowl.
- I meant them.
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That's disgusting.
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No wonder
you're still single.
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Hey, you did that
on purpose.
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Listen, I have been
raising this kid
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for 13 long days.
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You can't just swoop in here
and steal my thunder!
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Oh, awesome.
Look, I found the nutmeg!
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- My mom always had fresh-grated nut...
- And, you, enough with the mom!
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I'm so sick of hearing
about your freaking mother!
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00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:21,696
I get it, I get it. She was a saint.
I'm an idiot. She's better than me.
237
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,353
- What are you talking about?
- All of this. All... all of this.
238
00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:31,207
I did all of this for you,
and it still isn't good enough!
239
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:33,101
You know what?
Every time I turn around,
240
00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:37,557
all I hear is, "Oh, my mother
knit our stockings."
241
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:41,750
"My mother can make a freaking
owl out of pine cones!"
242
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,625
I could be drunk
in bed right now.
243
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:49,479
- You are drunk.
- I could be in bed!
244
00:14:51,495 --> 00:14:52,737
You know what?
245
00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:56,126
I never thought I'd say this, but
I'm glad you gave me up for adoption.
246
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:59,294
- At least I wasn't raised to be like you.
- Finish her!
247
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,497
[Laughs]
248
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,683
You two are made for each other.
Merry Christmas.
249
00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:09,683
Did your mother
make up that expression too?
250
00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:16,536
- What are you grinning about?
- I never clocked out.
251
00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:19,018
I'm getting
double overtime for this.
252
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:24,112
[Knocking on door]
253
00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,755
It's open.
254
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:29,338
- Just wanted to say good-bye.
- You're leaving?
255
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:31,562
Well, the fun part
of the night's over.
256
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:37,566
Well, thanks for coming.
Sorry the whole holiday was a bust.
257
00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:39,577
Uh, Arlo...
258
00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:45,215
Obviously,
your mother and I...
259
00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:48,820
Aren't exactly
what you might call...
260
00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,365
People who like each other.
261
00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:58,289
- But you should know this about her.
- Can't wait.
262
00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:04,003
Well, when she was about seven...
Eight months pregnant,
263
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:07,161
she came to me and asked...
264
00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:11,097
Really begged me
to help raise you.
265
00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:14,247
- Why?
- Well, she wanted a career.
266
00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:16,996
Oh, she wanted you too.
267
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:21,956
I was always against the acting thing.
I thought it was a step below a carny.
268
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:28,147
But it was out of spite,
more than anything,
269
00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:30,673
that I refused
to help her.
270
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:35,281
I told her, if she was going to have this
baby, she was gonna do it all on her own,
271
00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:36,979
and, um...
272
00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:40,693
It scared the hell
out of her.
273
00:16:44,259 --> 00:16:46,545
I was the reason
274
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:49,144
she gave you up for...
275
00:16:49,321 --> 00:16:50,732
Adoption.
276
00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:56,756
You told him what?
277
00:16:56,756 --> 00:17:01,290
Oh, some B.S. story that I was
the reason why you gave him up.
278
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,133
I figured I'd just
take the heat off you.
279
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,655
- I don't know what to say.
- I do.
280
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:12,028
Pay to the order
of Shirley Kluszewski, 20 grand.
281
00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,237
Whoa.
282
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,859
Gotta hand it to you.
You earned it this time.
283
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:21,410
Merry Christmas, mother.
284
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:26,951
We gonna have a Norman Rockwell moment,
or you gonna hand me that check?
285
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:31,961
He's a good kid.
286
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:35,636
Gullible, but good.
You lucked out.
287
00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:37,113
I did.
288
00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:41,761
So would you like to come
and see him again...
289
00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:43,698
At Easter?
290
00:17:43,926 --> 00:17:47,559
Did his family wear
weird Easter pajamas?
291
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,508
What do you think?
292
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:50,708
[Elevator bell dings]
293
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:52,907
See you then.
294
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:57,420
It'll cost you, though.
295
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,663
It's beautiful,
isn't it?
296
00:18:10,704 --> 00:18:13,233
I'm sorry
about inviting your mother.
297
00:18:13,569 --> 00:18:16,554
Meeting her
explains everything.
298
00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:20,830
Listen, I'm sorry I went off
on you about your mother.
299
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,971
I can only imagine how much
you must be missing her.
300
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,072
Yeah, I am.
301
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,297
Uh...
302
00:18:30,745 --> 00:18:32,888
Grandma Shirley, she...
303
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:36,329
She told me that
she's the reason you gave me up.
304
00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:40,058
I don't get it. Why didn't you
just tell me the truth?
305
00:18:40,712 --> 00:18:43,344
The truth is
I did give you up.
306
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,914
The details
don't change that.
307
00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:48,839
You know, it's funny.
308
00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:52,272
I was born into a family
that I didn't fit into,
309
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:56,323
and you were adopted into
a family that fit you to a "T."
310
00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:59,337
This one fits too.
311
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:02,895
Or at least
it's starting to.
312
00:19:06,134 --> 00:19:08,131
Are you guys
cold out here?
313
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,279
- No.
- How about now?
314
00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:13,277
- Oh!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
315
00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:15,275
- Oh!
- Bring it on, bitches!
316
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:19,275
[All shouting]
317
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:23,343
Wait, wait! Hold up.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
318
00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:25,853
It's really snowing!
319
00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:28,338
[All laugh]
320
00:19:28,491 --> 00:19:31,078
Oh, Merry Christmas,
everyone!
321
00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:33,835
- Merry Christmas!
- Yes, Merry Christmas.
322
00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,653
[Screams]
Oh!
323
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,590
No, no, no.
324
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:48,411
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