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Kirstie is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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Okay. Two pairs, aces and 8s.
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Straight flush. Give me your watch.
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- Hey, how'd the show go?
- Which show? The one on stage
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or the newly married gay
couple in the front row?
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Knock, knock.
It's me, Hollis.
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- From the show.
- I remember.
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Maddie, which one of these
makes me look more professional?
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That one makes you look like a ho bag.
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And that one makes you look like
a banged-out ho bag on crack.
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Perfect!
I've gotta go back for a TV movie.
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Doctor Stripper, M.D.
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"Pediatrician by day,
pole dancer by night."
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Say "ahh."
Say "ooh."
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- How did you get that audition?
- My new agent is amazing.
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He got me five auditions last week,
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including an independent
film about Hitler's niece.
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- I thought Hitler was an only child.
- I'm gonna be honest.
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I didn't even know
Hitler was a real person!
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Well, best of luck to you, Hollis.
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- In five, four, three, two...
- Why am I not getting
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any auditions for
movies and commercials?!
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Maddie, you did
that candy commercial.
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It only airs in Tel Aviv,
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and they paid me in shekels.
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We have this conversation
six times a year, Maddie.
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Your agent, Stanford Temple, stinks.
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His second biggest client is a cat.
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That's it. Thelma, get me
an appointment with Stanford.
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I think it's time that
I finally fired him.
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- Yeah, right, that's gonna happen.
- Yeah, you've always been
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a big wuss when it
comes to firing people.
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Oh, please.
What about that cleaning lady?
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- I got rid of her.
- You told her you had 6 months to live.
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- And you shaved your head.
- It's called commitment, people.
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[upbeat jazz music]
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1x11 - Maddie's Agent
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Oh, man, this
burrito that Lucila made
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tastes like what I imagine
balls would taste like.
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[sniffs]
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Yeah, pretty close.
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- Well, did you like it?
- I loved it!
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Oh, Arlo, you're so sweet.
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- Good morning, everyone.
- Good morning, Maddie.
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You want a breakfast burrito?
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Oh, you'll love it.
Tastes like balls.
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No, thanks, I had
enough of that in my dream.
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Ooh, last night I had the
most amazing sexy dream too.
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I was working at this banana
factory, and this guy...
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Wait, wait.
Do you hear that?
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I think the timer just
went off on the oven.
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[gasps]
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What are you doing? She was
telling us about her sexy dream!
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Arlo, give it a break.
She's the worst cook ever.
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I agree. We should get rid of her.
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You can't fire her until
I find out what happened
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in that banana factory.
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I really need to go get ready for work.
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So how you liking the job?
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It's great, except
there is this one guy
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who's kind of being a jerk to me.
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Oh, mothering moment!
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Take a picture.
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Sweetheart, listen.
When you have a problem with someone,
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you have to stand up to them.
No one will do it for you.
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Oh, which reminds me, I
need you to fire Stanford.
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What?
I thought you were doing it.
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I know, but I'm not
good at these things.
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I just can't get rid of anyone.
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Except maybe a baby
you gave birth to.
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Honey, shh. This is about work.
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Who is this Stanford guy, anyway?
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Your mother's agent.
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She's been with him
since her first show.
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Yeah, he took me
when no one else would.
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He had a lot of big clients,
and one by one, they left him.
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I should have let him go too,
but I just didn't have the nerve.
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- I just can't let anyone go.
- You let me go.
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Honey, everything isn't about you.
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Okay.
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We gotta get downstairs.
Frank's waiting.
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Oh, fine.
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But if you want to fire Stan,
you're doing it yourself.
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Maddie, you got to get over this fear.
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Oh, you're one to talk.
You're afraid of stuff too. [scoffs]
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What about those
twins in the building?
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[shudders]
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So you've seen them too?
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Thanks for coming up, Frank.
This is difficult.
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I know, kid.
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Remember, be direct,
and be compassionate.
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Don't drop the knife until
his legs stop twitching.
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I'm not stabbing anyone.
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Hear him out.
There are no bad ideas.
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Look, just don't let him guilt you
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with those puppy dog eyes
and the shoulder rubbing.
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Ugh.
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Yeah, you're right.
I mean, the guy still represents Boots.
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I mean, that cat
practically prints money.
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[cat screeches]
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Boots! Don't leave me, Boots!
You can't fire me!
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Hello, Maddie...
and company!
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How's my number one client?
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- Well, not so good.
- Terrific.
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Who wants coffee?
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- I'll take one.
- Oh. Excellent.
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There's a car dealership next door.
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Pretend you're interested.
They'll give you a free cup.
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Come on in.
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So how's New Jersey treating you?
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Ducky.
I mean, why be in Manhattan
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when you can look at Manhattan?
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Was that Boots we saw
when we were coming in?
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Boots is yesterday's litter box,
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and that is great news for you
because I've been killing
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myself trying to juggle
the two of you.
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But now, it's just you.
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We've done it, darling.
We're right on track.
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- Right.
- Uh, so, Stanford, um,
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you know my costar in
the play, Hollis Whimsy?
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Yes, absolutely.
Help me out again.
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What play are we talking about?
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The Broadway play
that your only client is starring in.
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Anyway, it seems that
Hollis has been getting
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quite a few auditions lately.
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Well, who's on
television 20 times a day...
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in Lebanon?
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- [coughs] Do it!
- So anyway, I was thinking
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that maybe it's time for a change.
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Agh, uh, wait.
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Now, we're in the middle of
some big moves here, darling.
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Big moves!
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And you want to jump ship? No!
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I won't allow it.
That's a deal breaker for me.
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Well, it's nothing
personal. I just think...
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You don't have to think, darling.
I do the think!
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[stutters] Give me
till the end of the day
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to show you what I've been workin on.
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I mean, after all, does 20 years
mean nothing to you, Maddie?
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I took a chance on you
when no one else would.
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What do you say?
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[grunts]
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- Okay.
- Ah.
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Well, I got bad news.
I bought a van.
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[with foreign accent] Put some effort into it,
you lazy monkey.
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We have meat in here that
moves faster than you.
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- Hey.
- Hey! Welcome to Snarfdi's.
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So this is where my son is working.
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I'm guessing that "D" in the window
doesn't stand for "delicious."
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Whoa, whoa, you did not tell me
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your mother is the famous actress
Miss Madison Banks.
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You've seen my work in the theater?
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No, I see your
commercial in Tel Aviv!
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- This is Ahdoot, my coworker.
- Yes, I also make the signs.
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- I think you spelled "meat" wrong.
- No, no, no, no.
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That is correct. We are not
legally allowed to call it "meat."
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You guys take a seat.
I'll get you a snack.
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So that's the guy who's
been pushing him around?
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Yeah, it's got to be.
He's got a real weasel vibe.
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Like this guy I know, Jimmy the weasel.
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[chattering]
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I just hope Arlo's strong enough
to stand up to him.
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Oh. You should talk!
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You had one thing to
do today... fire Stan...
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- and you chickened out.
- I didn't chicken out.
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Both: You chickened out.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Did somebody say the
chickens have gotten out?
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No, we were talking
about something else.
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Whew.
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You know, you two are ones to talk.
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- You're afraid of children.
- Not children, those twins.
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[shudders]
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They make the girls in "the Shining"
look like the Olsens.
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[laughs]
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Why are you laughing?
You're afraid of stuff too.
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Are you talking about Sinatra's ghost?
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Because I've seen him.
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I'm talking about tunnels.
It took us three hours to get home
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because you're afraid to drive
through the Holland tunnel.
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No thinking person uses the tunnel.
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I've conducted a scientific
study that's determined
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there's no way it can
hold up the Hudson river.
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- You're not a scientist.
- I am also not a doctor.
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Doesn't stop me from
writing prescriptions.
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Here you go.
So how'd it go with your agent?
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- Did you dump the poor schlub?
- No, no, I thought about it,
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and I decided to give
him a second chance.
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I think I really lit
a fire under his ass.
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I wouldn't be surprised if
Stanford didn't come through
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with a TV script or a movie role.
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- You had a sandwich named after me?
- I give you...
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the Madison Banks.
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You want corned beef?
It's got corned beef.
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You want more corned beef?
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It's got more corned beef.
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So basically, it's
a corned beef sandwich.
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Yes, but don't ask for mustard.
Then it's a J.Lo.
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So this is your big move.
A sandwich...
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Not a movie. Not even a soap!
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This is the on-ramp, darling.
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Your name will be out there now.
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The power brokers of New York
will be eating Maddie Banks
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- seven days a week.
- It's the '80s all over again.
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All right, trip queens.
I'll take my shirt back.
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Full boat.
I'll keep your shirt and take your...
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You know what? I fold.
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Knock, knock.
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It's me, Hollis.
From the show.
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Maddie, I'm taking the
cast out to celebrate.
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Celebrate what?
Missing three entrances?
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No.
You are looking at Doctor Stripper, M.D.
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I got the part.
Hug me!
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That's great, Hollis,
but I can't go out tonight.
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- I'm sorry. I have to go see my agent.
- Okay, well, come after.
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All of you... except Mr. Hugsy.
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- Look who has a nickname.
- In five, four...
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That is it!
Frank, get ready.
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We're gonna go see Stanford.
And this time, I am gonna fire his ass.
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Okay.
But, you know, if you can't,
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why don't you just sleep with him?
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You know, guys tend to leave town
pretty fast after that.
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- That isn't true.
- Yeah? What about Joe Namath?
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He sprinted out of your
bedroom pretty quick.
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Yeah. He didn't run that
fast when he was on the Jets.
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For the hundredth time,
he was late for practice.
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He was 60.
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[elevator dings]
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[exhales]
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How we doing today, girls?
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We're good, Thelma.
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How did you know my name?
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- We're going to be best friends.
- Best friends forever.
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[shrieks faintly]
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- Stanford, we need to talk.
- Just a second.
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I'm this close to
getting you an audition
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- for the new Steven Spielberg movie.
- Really?
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Yes, in Hollywood.
The number for a Steven Spielberg.
240
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:47,235
- Listen...
- You look fabulous.
241
00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:48,668
What have you done to your hair?
242
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,869
- Don't change the subject.
- We didn't have a subject.
243
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,234
I thought the subject
could be your hair.
244
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,068
I think the subject is my career,
245
00:12:54,084 --> 00:12:55,701
which we both know
could use a little juice.
246
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,902
All right, let me stop
you right there, darling.
247
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,336
Now, we have this town
exactly where we want it.
248
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,868
Now, come on, as soon as this
Spielberg thing comes through,
249
00:13:04,899 --> 00:13:07,201
we're going to be turning down offers.
250
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,500
Hello, what?
251
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,901
You want Madison Banks to
star in your new TV show?
252
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,116
- Pass.
- Oh, my god.
253
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,368
Even in a fake call, you lose me parts.
254
00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:17,366
Hello, it's me again.
We're reconsidering.
255
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:19,166
Oh, please stop.
256
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:23,535
- You're not making this any easier.
- Look, I'm not going to beg!
257
00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:25,566
[sobs]
But please don't leave me.
258
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:29,084
You're my last client.
We've been together from the start.
259
00:13:29,115 --> 00:13:30,732
Don't fire me, Maddie.
260
00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:32,065
I know. It's not that I want to...
261
00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,082
All right, fine, fine.
Then I'll get back to work,
262
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,281
and we'll have lunch on Tuesday.
263
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:38,333
No, no, no.
We can't go on like this.
264
00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:42,034
It... it's a conflict of
interest for us to work together,
265
00:13:42,064 --> 00:13:45,200
given our romantic feelings.
266
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:48,090
Wha...
267
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:52,166
The heat between us.
268
00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,615
There's no heat.
I don't feel any heat.
269
00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:57,231
I can't afford heat!
270
00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:59,615
Stop being strong for the both of us.
271
00:13:59,663 --> 00:14:02,198
Stanford, we both know what we want.
272
00:14:02,229 --> 00:14:05,231
What... what are you doing?
Don't... don't do that.
273
00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:07,280
Uh-oh, my dress fell open.
274
00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:11,282
I-I don't see anything.
I'm not... I'm not looking.
275
00:14:11,329 --> 00:14:14,531
But I bet they're huge.
276
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:17,396
Stop.
St... Ma... Maddie, please stop.
277
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:18,829
Stop, stop.
278
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,162
Darling, you're making
a fool of both of us.
279
00:14:20,195 --> 00:14:21,745
Sweetheart, we cannot...
280
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,862
we cannot mix business and pleasure!
281
00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,028
That's because we have no business!
282
00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:27,329
Ooh... right, all right. Wait!
283
00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:29,579
Let me just think this
through for a second!
284
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:30,828
All right.
285
00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:34,413
Oh, screw it. Come on, darling.
Here we go! [grunts]
286
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,028
I can't quite...
287
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,779
- Back up! Back up!
- I'll take a running start, then.
288
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,766
- Here we go!
- Oh!
289
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:48,063
You missed a spot, turd.
290
00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:49,159
Arlo?
291
00:14:49,193 --> 00:14:51,560
Hey, Lucila, what are you doing here?
292
00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:54,779
Well, I wanted to
see where you worked...
293
00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,326
and to pick up dinner for the family
294
00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:58,194
since I burned
everything in the kitchen.
295
00:14:58,226 --> 00:15:00,828
- And the kitchen.
- Ah.
296
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,227
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
297
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:08,029
I must be an English hunting dog,
because I just spotted a fox.
298
00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:10,726
Hey, baby, how would you
like to take a ride on my...
299
00:15:10,741 --> 00:15:13,392
Hey! Shut up!
300
00:15:13,407 --> 00:15:15,558
You don't talk to her
like that ever again!
301
00:15:15,574 --> 00:15:19,861
- Now apologize.
- [choked] I'm so sorry.
302
00:15:19,891 --> 00:15:23,894
Good.
Now I'm gonna take a break,
303
00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:27,493
and you're gonna do the mopping.
304
00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:34,579
- Oh, Arlo. So manly.
- Get used to it, baby.
305
00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:36,691
Hey, quick question.
306
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:37,940
You never finished
telling me what happened
307
00:15:37,989 --> 00:15:40,724
in that banana factory dream.
308
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,724
Well, that's a long story.
309
00:15:43,739 --> 00:15:48,226
Oh.
I'm taking the rest of the day off.
310
00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:56,002
So how did it go with Stan?
You let him have it?
311
00:15:56,721 --> 00:16:00,658
Oh, yeah.
I let him have it, all right.
312
00:16:00,688 --> 00:16:03,857
I don't think we'll be seeing
any more of Stanford Temple.
313
00:16:03,888 --> 00:16:06,657
Good for you.
That's very impressive.
314
00:16:06,688 --> 00:16:07,938
Just get me home.
315
00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:11,156
I need to take five
showers and a tetanus shot.
316
00:16:11,188 --> 00:16:14,190
You got it.
And it won't take long.
317
00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:17,723
You know why?
Because I'm going through the tunnel.
318
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:18,987
Really? Are you sure?
319
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:24,224
More than sure.
You can face your fear, so can I.
320
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:27,222
And there it is.
321
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,939
[chuckles] I did it.
I'm in the tunnel.
322
00:16:30,986 --> 00:16:34,155
I am in the tunnel...
323
00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:38,889
under 4.2 million cubic tons of water.
324
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:42,905
- And I can't breathe.
- Frank, what are you doing?
325
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,220
Frank, what are you...
Frank!
326
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:46,653
Okay, back it up!
[horns blaring]
327
00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:49,403
Everyone, just back it up!
328
00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:52,103
Frank, get back in the car!
329
00:16:52,151 --> 00:16:54,936
Is this how you want
Sinatra's ghost to see you?
330
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,435
You make a good point.
331
00:17:00,484 --> 00:17:03,052
Are you watching, old blue eyes?
[engine starts]
332
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:04,985
Because this one's for you.
333
00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:07,318
[tires squeal]
334
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,235
[screams]
335
00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:13,350
Oh, check out these
great tunnels of the world.
336
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:18,019
Oh, look out, Chunnel.
I'm coming for you next.
337
00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:20,966
Well, I'm done with my showers.
I should rob a bank.
338
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:23,798
I don't think I have
any fingerprints left.
339
00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:26,131
Oh, Arlo, I didn't know
you were home from work.
340
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:28,465
Yep, and let's just
say that little issue
341
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,233
- with Ahdoot is ah-moot.
- Ah. What happened?
342
00:17:32,263 --> 00:17:35,732
Well, I took your advice,
and I stood up for myself.
343
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,964
Right, my advice.
344
00:17:37,979 --> 00:17:41,965
[doorbell rings]
345
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,314
- Hello, gumdrop.
- What... [stammers]
346
00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:45,963
What the hell are you
doing here, Stanford?
347
00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:50,299
Well, now that I have no more
clients, I'm all yours, 24/7.
348
00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:54,065
Stanford, are you sure you
wouldn't rather leave town hastily?
349
00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:56,630
I'm told that's a popular response.
350
00:17:56,645 --> 00:17:59,630
[laughs] Not on your life.
I thought we might have another go.
351
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:00,928
Second verse, same as the first.
352
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:04,315
Oh, wait, Stanford, no, look, my...
there's my son right there.
353
00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:06,128
Ah!
Well, let's make more of them, eh?
354
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:08,262
Okay, okay, hang on.
355
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:11,796
You gave me up, but you
can't get rid of this yutz?
356
00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:13,111
Good point.
357
00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:16,113
Stanford, you need a wake-up call.
I'm not interested in you.
358
00:18:16,144 --> 00:18:18,428
Not as a boyfriend, not as an agent,
not as anything.
359
00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:20,861
Think of us as friends with benefits
360
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:24,530
who aren't friends
and have no benefits.
361
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,977
Are you quite sure, Maddie?
362
00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:27,810
Because there's lots of
things we haven't tried yet.
363
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:31,929
And secondly...
and I say this in all earnest.
364
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:35,028
This is for your own good.
365
00:18:35,058 --> 00:18:36,425
[scissors snip]
366
00:18:36,442 --> 00:18:40,530
Ponytails are for
little girls and ponies.
367
00:18:41,892 --> 00:18:43,225
You're fired, Stanford!
368
00:18:43,258 --> 00:18:44,526
- So we'll be in touch.
- No.
369
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,893
- I'll call you.
- I'll hang up.
370
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,526
So this is good-bye,
but not farewell.
371
00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:51,560
- No, it's both.
- But...
372
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,526
Congratulations, you did it.
373
00:18:55,558 --> 00:18:57,893
I did... I did it.
Oh, my god.
374
00:18:57,924 --> 00:18:59,391
Arlo, do you know what this means?
375
00:18:59,424 --> 00:19:01,476
Yes!
Now that I'm back in your life,
376
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,024
the separation anxiety and guilt
377
00:19:03,057 --> 00:19:04,691
that you once suffered from is gone.
378
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:08,059
No! It means I get a new agent!
379
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:11,256
You'll get used to it.
380
00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:12,690
[knock at door]
381
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:14,857
[sighs]
382
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,390
Is Thelma here?
383
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:20,287
Coming!
384
00:19:26,389 --> 00:19:29,024
Both: It's time to play.
385
00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:38,322
They want me to wear this.
386
00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:41,690
[whispers] I don't wanna anger them.
387
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,004
[upbeat jazz music]
388
00:19:47,015 --> 00:19:48,715
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