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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:35,617 http://subscene.com/u/659433 Improved by: @Ivandrofly 2 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:39,374 NARRATOR: Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, 3 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:44,929 there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. 4 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:50,885 And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. 5 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,472 But what is the measure of a true hero? 6 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,559 - That is what our story is... - Will you listen to him? 7 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,565 He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy. 8 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:04,239 - Lighten up, dude. - We'll take it from here, darling. 9 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,568 NARRATOR: You go, girl. 10 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:13,658 We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. 11 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,538 Heroes like Hercules. 12 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,585 Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules." 13 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,914 Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him... 14 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:26,972 Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many aeons ago. 15 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,554 Ah. 16 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,850 Back when the world was new. 17 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,769 The planet Earth was down on its luck. 18 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:40,693 And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok. 19 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,941 It was a nasty place. 20 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,945 There was a mess wherever you stepped. 21 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:52,281 Where chaos reigned and the earthquakes and volcanoes never slept. 22 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,363 Say it, girlfriend! 23 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,074 And then along came Zeus. 24 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,956 - He hurled his thunderbolt - CHORUS: He zapped. 25 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,959 - Locked those suckers in a vault. - They're trapped. 26 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:05,418 And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks. 27 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,968 And that's the gospel truth. 28 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:11,550 The guy was too "Type A" to just relax. 29 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,509 And that's the world's first dish. 30 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,593 Yeah, baby. 31 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,475 Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth. 32 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,524 Though, honey it may seem impossible. 33 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,819 That's the gospel truth. 34 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:28,525 On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth. 35 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,695 Although, honey it may seem impossible. 36 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:39,081 That's the gospel truth. 37 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,832 CHORUS: Ah, ah. 38 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:45,458 - Yeah, yeah. - Ah, ah. 39 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,133 Hey, hey, hey. 40 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,961 Ah, ah. 41 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,463 Hey, yeah 42 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,923 (CHORUS HARMONISING) 43 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,113 (CHATTERING) 44 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,664 (GASPING) Hercules! 45 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,788 (CHUCKLES) Behave yourself. 46 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,461 (GURGLING) 47 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,464 Look at this. 48 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,796 Look how cute he is. 49 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,390 - (BABBLING) - (COOING) 50 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,218 Hah! 51 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,770 Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm? 52 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,067 Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me. One side, Ares. 53 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,737 Why, Hermes, they're lovely. 54 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,281 Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. 55 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,575 Isn't that too nutty? 56 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,776 Fabulous party. You know, 57 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,239 I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself. 58 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,573 (KISSING SOUNDS) 59 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,168 Dear, keep those away from the baby. 60 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,417 He won't hurt himself. 61 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,965 Let the kid have a little fun. 62 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,212 (GODS GASPING) 63 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,681 On behalf of my son, 64 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,266 I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts! 65 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,020 What about our gift, dear? 66 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,273 Well, let's see here. We'll take... Hmm, yes. 67 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:33,949 A little cirrus and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus 68 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,528 and a dash of cumulus. 69 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,992 (SQUEAKS) 70 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,118 (HONKS) 71 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,452 His name is Pegasus, 72 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,754 and he's all yours, son. 73 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:51,959 (HIGH-PITCHED WHINNY) 74 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,718 (GODS SIGHING) 75 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,093 Mind his head. 76 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,099 He's so tiny. 77 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,516 (YAWNS) 78 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,148 My boy. 79 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,276 My little Hercules. 80 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,907 MAN: How sentimental. 81 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,657 You know, I haven't been this choked up 82 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,240 since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh? 83 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,910 So is this an audience or a mosaic? 84 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,462 Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress. 85 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:34,009 So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld? 86 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,008 Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. 87 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,260 And, as always, hey, full of dead people. 88 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,511 What are you gonna do? 89 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,389 There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. 90 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,563 And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? 91 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,390 Here you go. Ya just... 92 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,895 (GRUNTING) 93 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,439 - Sheesh. - (LAUGHING) 94 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,570 Uh, powerful little tyke. 95 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,367 Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration! 96 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,613 Hey. 97 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,914 Love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, 98 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,538 I regrettably have a full-time gig 99 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:10,166 that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. 100 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,249 So, can't. Love to, but can't. 101 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:17,256 You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. 102 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,305 Hah! Work yourself to death! (LAUGHING) 103 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,799 (CROWD LAUGHING) 104 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,267 Oh, I kill myself! 105 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,055 (FAKE LAUGH) If only. If only. 106 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:32,314 If there's one God you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades. 107 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,111 'Cause he had an evil plan. 108 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:39,692 He ran the underworld. 109 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:43,574 But thought the dead were dull and uncouth. 110 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:47,123 He was as mean as he was ruthless. 111 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:51,169 - And that's the gospel truth - (GROWLING) 112 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,590 He had a plan to shake things up. 113 00:06:55,665 --> 00:07:02,674 And that's the gospel truth. 114 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,353 Pain! 115 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,356 Coming, your most lugubriousness. 116 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,733 Ow! (GRUNTING) 117 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,030 (YELLS) 118 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,147 Panic! 119 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,034 I'm sorry. I can handle it! 120 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,415 (YELLS) 121 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,374 - Pain! Ohh! - And Panic! 122 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,296 - Reporting for duty! - Reporting for duty! 123 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,373 Fine, fine, fine. 124 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,084 Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive. 125 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,919 Oh. They're here. 126 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,097 What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me? 127 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,431 (BOTH WHIMPERING, GROANING) 128 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:50,559 - We are worms! Worthless worms! - We are worms! Worthless worms! 129 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:55,188 Memo to me, memo to me. Maim you after my meeting. 130 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:02,654 Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life 131 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,531 good and tight. 132 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,872 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 133 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,241 Incoming! 134 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,871 (FATES LAUGHING) 135 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,669 Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that I'm... 136 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,753 - Late! - Late! 137 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,057 - We knew you would be. - We know everything. 138 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,226 - Past. - Present. 139 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,348 And Future. 140 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,307 Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big. 141 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,142 Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party, and I lost track of... 142 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,525 - (TOGETHER) We know! - Yeah. I know you know. 143 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:44,198 So here's the deal. Zeus, 144 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,029 Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, you, get off of my cloud, " now he has... 145 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,615 - (TOGETHER) A bouncing baby brat. - We know! 146 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,874 I know you know. I know. I got it. I got the concept. 147 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,952 So let me just ask. 148 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,090 Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? 149 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,257 What do you think? 150 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:05,428 No, you don't. We're not supposed to reveal the future. 151 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,504 (SNIFFS) 152 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,011 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I... 153 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,717 Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you... 154 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,973 Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous. 155 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,648 I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death. 156 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,771 - (GROANS) Oh, gross! - It's blinkin'! 157 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,240 Ladies, please. 158 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,820 My fate is in your lovely hands. 159 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,497 - Oh, yeah! - Oh, all right. 160 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,797 In 18 years precisely, 161 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:45,878 the planets will align ever so nicely. 162 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,132 Ay, verse. Oy. 163 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,840 The time to act will be at hand. 164 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:54,269 Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. 165 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,721 Mm-hmm. Good, good. 166 00:09:55,804 --> 00:10:01,106 Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall, 167 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:07,442 and you, Hades, will rule all! 168 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,198 Yes! Hades rules! 169 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,246 A word of caution to this tale. 170 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,493 Excuse me? 171 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:19,169 Should Hercules fight, you will fail. 172 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,041 (FATES CACKLING) 173 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,134 What? 174 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,179 Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine. 175 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,717 (BELL DINGS) 176 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,475 Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya. 177 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,725 How do you kill a God? 178 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:41,274 - I do not know! - You can't. They're immortal? 179 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,602 Bingo! They're immortal. 180 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:48,907 So, first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal. 181 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,088 (WHISTLING SNORES) 182 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,722 (GLASS BREAKING) 183 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,094 (PAIN, PANIC TITTERING) 184 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,351 - What? What is it? - Huh? 185 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,273 - The baby! - The baby! 186 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,644 - (GASPING) - (SPUTTERING) 187 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,232 Hercules! 188 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,609 Oh! (SOBBING) 189 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:40,618 No! 190 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,535 Now we did it! 191 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,713 Zeus is gonna use us for target practice! 192 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,710 Just hang onto the kid, Panic. 193 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,463 - (GRUNTING) - (CRYING) 194 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,502 Hurry! 195 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,009 Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay? 196 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:58,264 Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula. 197 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,727 Look at that! He's changing. Can we do it now? 198 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:07,982 No, he has to drink the whole potion. Every last drop. 199 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,187 MAN: Who's there? 200 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,522 (BOTH SCREAMING) 201 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,987 - Alcmene, over here. - (CRYING) 202 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,154 (GASPS) 203 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,287 You poor thing. 204 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,619 - Oh, don't cry. - Is anybody there? 205 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,453 - Now? - Now. 206 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,879 (ALCMENE MUTTERING) 207 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,004 Oh. Well, he must have been abandoned. 208 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,010 Amphitryon, for so many years 209 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,181 we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. 210 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,306 - Perhaps they've answered our prayers. - Perhaps they have. 211 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,058 "Hercules"? 212 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,521 (THUNDERCLAP) 213 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,938 (GROWLING) 214 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,396 (GIGGLING) 215 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,812 (SNAKES SPUTTERING) 216 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,698 (YELLING) 217 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,661 (GIGGLING) 218 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,034 Help, help, help! 219 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,791 Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened. 220 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,292 You mean, if he finds out. 221 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,625 Of course he's gonna... 222 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,006 If. If is good. 223 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,510 MUSE: It was tragic. 224 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,637 Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search. 225 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,597 But by the time they found the baby, it was too late. 226 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:29,276 Young Herc was mortal now. 227 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:33,272 But since he did not drink the last drop. 228 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,366 He still retained his godlike strength. 229 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,490 So thank his lucky stars. 230 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,741 Tell it, girl. 231 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,665 But Zeus and Hera wept. 232 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,830 Because their son could never come home. 233 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:56,887 They'd have to watch their precious baby grow up from afar. 234 00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:01,933 Though Hades' horrid plan. 235 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,603 Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth. 236 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,478 The boy grew stronger every day. 237 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,854 And that's the gospel truth. 238 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:20,615 The gospel truth 239 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,538 - (SHEPHERD BELL CLANKING) - (SHEEP BLEATING) 240 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,287 (BRAYING) 241 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,624 Hercules, slow down! 242 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,960 Look out! 243 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,921 (MEN GASPING) 244 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,468 Sorry, guys. 245 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,891 - Hey, watch where you're goin'. - Sunday driver! 246 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,469 (CROWD YELLING) 247 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,939 Thanks, son. 248 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,769 When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for. 249 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,194 No problem, Pop. 250 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:59,069 Uh, don't unload just yet. First, I have to finagle with Phideas. 251 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,525 Okay. 252 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,652 - (BRAYING) - Oops. 253 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,903 Sorry, Penelope. 254 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,240 Now, Hercules, this time, please just... 255 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,621 I know. I know. 256 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,702 - Stay by the cart. - (SIGHS) 257 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,213 That's my boy. 258 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,508 - (SIGHS) - (MAN GROANING) 259 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,802 Oh, my goodness. Whoa! 260 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,629 - Careful! - (SHUDDERS) 261 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,178 - Why, thank you. - No problem. 262 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,556 Why, Hercules! (SPUTTERING) 263 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,727 It's you! 264 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,932 - Let me help you with that. - No, no, no, no, no. I got it! 265 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,688 (STRAINING) I'm fine. You just run along. 266 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,360 - Are you sure? - Oh, yes. 267 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,029 Absolutely. 268 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,531 Yo! Give it here! (GASPS) 269 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,612 Hey, you need an extra guy? 270 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,573 Uh... 271 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,825 Sorry, Herc. 272 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,667 Uh, we already got five, and we want to keep it an even number. 273 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,543 Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even... 274 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,499 - See ya, Herc. - What a geek! 275 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,133 - Destructo Boy. - Maybe we should call him "Jerkules." 276 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,212 (LAUGHTER) 277 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,137 BOY: Heads up! 278 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,392 I got it! 279 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,940 No! Stop! 280 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,644 - (RUMBLING) - Uh-oh. 281 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,737 - (CROWD MURMURING) - HERCULES: No. 282 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,732 It's okay. 283 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,901 (CROWD YELLING) 284 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,998 Hey! Whoa! 285 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,044 (SCREAMING) 286 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,166 - Son! - Hang on, Pop! Be right back! 287 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,798 Oh, my! No! Don't! No, no, no, no! 288 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,255 No, no, no, no, no, no! 289 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,095 (YELLING) 290 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,136 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) 291 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,392 - Watch out! - (YELLS) 292 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,643 (CRASHING) 293 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,195 (CROWD MURMURING) 294 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,780 Nice catch, Jerkules. 295 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,366 - Son... - (MAN SPUTTERING) 296 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:19,214 This is the last straw, Amphitryon! 297 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,416 That boy is a menace! 298 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,298 He's too dangerous to be around normal people! 299 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,962 (CROWD GRUMBLING, MUTTERING) 300 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,347 He didn't mean any harm. He's just a kid. 301 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,268 He just can't control his strength. 302 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,220 I'm warning you. 303 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,479 You keep that freak away from here! 304 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,186 - BOY: Freak! Yeah, go away! - (CROWD AGREEING) 305 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:58,499 (SIGHS) Son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you. 306 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,917 But, Pop, they're right. I am a freak. I try to fit in. I really do. 307 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,511 (SIGHS) I just can't. 308 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:13,427 Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here, 309 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,356 like I'm supposed to be someplace else. 310 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,359 Hercules, son... 311 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,402 I know it doesn't make any sense. 312 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,460 I have often dreamed of a far off place. 313 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,962 Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me. 314 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,138 Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face. 315 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:56,015 And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be. 316 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,598 I will find my way. 317 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,058 I can go the distance. 318 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,894 I'll be there someday. 319 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,275 If I can be strong. 320 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,824 I know every mile. 321 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,077 Will be worth my while. 322 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:20,582 I would go most anywhere to feel like I. 323 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:25,082 Belong 324 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,177 Hercules, 325 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:35,554 there's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya. 326 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,604 But if you found me, then where did I come from? 327 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,647 Why was I left here? 328 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:47,112 This was around your neck when we found you. 329 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,024 It's the symbol of the gods. 330 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,032 This is it! Don't you see? Maybe they have the answers! 331 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,954 I'll go to the temple of Zeus and... 332 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,376 Ma, Pop, 333 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,630 you're the greatest parents anyone could have, but... 334 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,508 I gotta know. 335 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:13,796 (COCK CROWING) 336 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,273 I am on my way. 337 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,403 I can go the distance. 338 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,201 I don't care how far. 339 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,616 Somehow, I'll be strong. 340 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,119 I know every mile. 341 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,748 Will be worth my while. 342 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,922 I would go most anywhere. 343 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:54,346 To find where I belong. 344 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,024 Oh, mighty Zeus, 345 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,328 please, hear me and answer my prayer. 346 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,280 I need to know. 347 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,785 Who am I? 348 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,368 Where do I belong? 349 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,998 (WIND WHISTLING) 350 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,374 Huh? 351 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,175 (ROCK CREAKING) 352 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,137 My boy. 353 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,389 My little Hercules. 354 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,845 - (CREAKING) - Ahh! 355 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,106 - (GRUNTING) - Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo! 356 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,308 What's your hurry? 357 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:53,362 After all these years, is this the kind of hello you give your father? 358 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:55,944 Father? 359 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,027 Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? 360 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,737 - Surprise! - (COUGHING) 361 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,202 Look how you've grown. 362 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:09,959 Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes and my strong chin. Hah! 363 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,214 I don't understand. 364 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:16,339 If you're my father, that would make me a... 365 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,592 - A God. - A God. 366 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,719 A God! 367 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,391 Hey, you wanted answers, 368 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,970 and by thunder, you're old enough now to know the truth. 369 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,648 But why did you leave me on Earth? Didn't you want me? 370 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,312 Of course we did. 371 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,362 Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts. 372 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,111 Someone stole you from us and turned you mortal, 373 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,194 and only gods can live on Mount Olympus. 374 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,196 And you can't do a thing? 375 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,327 I can't, Hercules, but you can. 376 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,501 Really? What? I'll do anything. 377 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,876 Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth, 378 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,956 your godhood will be restored! 379 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,462 A true hero. Great! 380 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,588 Exactly how do you become a true hero? 381 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:05,177 First, you must seek out Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes. 382 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,229 Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll... Whoa! 383 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,352 Whoa! Hold your horses! 384 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,308 Which reminds me. 385 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,730 (WHISTLES) 386 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,778 (TRILLING WHISTLING) 387 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,314 ZEUS: Ha! 388 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:24,495 You probably don't remember Pegasus, but you two go way back, son. 389 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,117 (WHINNYING, SNIFFING) 390 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,491 (GROANS) 391 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,410 (LAUGHS) 392 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,121 Oh, Pegasus! 393 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:39,593 He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird. 394 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,132 (WHISTLING) Huh? 395 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:44,424 I'll find Philoctetes and become a true hero. 396 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,849 That's the spirit! 397 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,472 I won't let you down, Father! 398 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,724 Yee-haw! 399 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,477 Good luck, son. 400 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,903 I will beat the odds. 401 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,776 I can go the distance. 402 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,358 I will face the world. 403 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,443 Fearless, proud and strong. 404 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,904 I will please the gods. 405 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,830 I can go the distance. 406 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:14,913 Till I find my hero's welcome right where I. 407 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:22,012 Belong 408 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,774 - (BIRDS SCREECHING) - (WHINNYING) 409 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:39,937 (GOAT BLEATING) 410 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,065 (BLEATING) 411 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,744 - (BLEATING) - Whoa! 412 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,536 You sure this is the right place? 413 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:56,795 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 414 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,082 (LAUGHTER ECHOES) 415 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,335 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 416 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:04,962 (BLEATING) 417 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,267 What's the matter, little guy? You stuck? 418 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,935 Hey, butt out, buddy! 419 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,391 - Ugh! - ALL GASPING) 420 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,439 Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back, come back, come back. 421 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,855 Whoa, whoa! Oh. Geez! 422 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,563 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, Nymphs! 423 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,032 - They can't keep their hands off me. - Hey! 424 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,611 (GRUMBLING) 425 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,953 What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before? 426 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,034 Uh, no. Can you help us? 427 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,792 We're looking for someone called Philoctetes. 428 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,173 Call me Phil. 429 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,625 - Phil! - Ow! 430 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,302 Boy, am I glad to meet you! I'm Hercules. 431 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,800 - (GRUNTS) - This is Pegasus. 432 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,558 Animals! Disgusting! 433 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,226 - (SNORTS) - I need your help. 434 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,396 I want to become a hero, a true hero. 435 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,268 - Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. - Wait! 436 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,360 Uh, sorry. 437 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:07,067 - Why not? - Two words, I am retired. 438 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,069 Look, I gotta do this. 439 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,870 Haven't you ever had a dream, 440 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,664 something you wanted so bad you'd do anything? 441 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:16,867 (SIGHS) 442 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,838 Kid, come inside. I want to show you something. 443 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,544 (NEIGHING, GRUNTING) 444 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,217 Watch it! That was part of the mast of the Argo. 445 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,051 - The Argo? - Yeah. 446 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,353 Who do you think taught Jason how to sail? 447 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,725 Cleopatra? 448 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,274 I trained all those would-be heroes. 449 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:45,191 Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus." 450 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:49,616 And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. 451 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,194 None of 'em could go the distance. 452 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,702 And then there was Achilles. 453 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,914 Now, there was a guy who had it all, the build, the foot speed. 454 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:04,419 He could jab, he could take a hit, he could keep on comin'. 455 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,172 But that furshlugginer heel of his! 456 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:10,175 He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! 457 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,218 He's history. 458 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,966 (SIGHS) 459 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,014 Yeah, I had a dream once. 460 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,597 I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was. 461 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,983 So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky, 462 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,315 and people would say, "That's Phil's boy." 463 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,321 That's right. 464 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,198 Eh, but dreams are for rookies. 465 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,450 A guy can only take so much disappointment. 466 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,827 But I'm different than those other guys, Phil! 467 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,409 I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show you. 468 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,493 (GRUNTS) 469 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,837 - (WHINNYING) - Geez! You don't give up, do ya? 470 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,422 Watch this. 471 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,000 (GRUNTING) 472 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,845 Holy Hera. 473 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,345 (MUTTERING) You know, maybe if I... No! Snap out of it! 474 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,552 I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again. 475 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,980 But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus. 476 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,478 Hold it! 477 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,685 Zeus is your father, right? 478 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,394 - Uh-huh. - (LAUGHING) 479 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,114 Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy. (LAUGHING) 480 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,988 Mr. Lightning Bolts! 481 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,160 Read me a book, would ya, Da-da? 482 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,284 Zeus! (MIMICS ZEUS) "Once upon a time..." 483 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,535 It's the truth! 484 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,162 Please! 485 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,293 So you wanna be a hero, kid. 486 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,873 Well, whoop-de-do. 487 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,213 I have been around the block before. 488 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,716 With blockheads just like you. 489 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,048 Each and every one a disappointment. 490 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:39,726 Pain for which there ain't no ointment. 491 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:43,351 So much for excuses Though a kid of "Zeus" is. 492 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,684 Askin' me to jump into the fray. 493 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,691 My answer is two words. 494 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,111 Okay. 495 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,364 - You mean you'll do it? - You win. 496 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,741 - You won't be sorry, Phil. - Oh, gods. 497 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,447 So when do we start? Can we start now? 498 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,577 Oy vey. 499 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:07,747 I'd given up hope that someone would come along. 500 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:12,801 A fella who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong. 501 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,174 The kind who wins trophies. 502 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,177 Won't settle for low fees. 503 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,554 At least semipro fees. 504 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,557 But, no, I get the greenhorn. 505 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:27,107 I've been out to pasture, pal My ambition gone. 506 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,904 Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn. 507 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,402 But you need an advisor. 508 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,779 A satyr, but wiser. 509 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,532 A good merchandiser and... Whoa. 510 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,788 There goes my ulcer. 511 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:46,539 I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you. 512 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:51,169 Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true. 513 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,962 I trained enough turkeys Who never came through. 514 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,548 You're my one last hope So you'll have to do. 515 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,303 Rule number six. 516 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,602 When rescuing a damsel... (SHRILL WHISTLE) 517 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,771 always handle with care. 518 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,268 (GRUNTS) 519 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,482 No! 520 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,730 Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate! 521 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,657 Rule number 96. 522 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,488 Aim! 523 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:25,158 Demigods have faced the odds And ended up a mockery. 524 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,087 Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery. 525 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:34,838 To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art. 526 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,260 Like paintin' a masterpiece. 527 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,680 It's a work of heart. 528 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,099 It takes more than sinew. 529 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,518 Comes down to what's in you. 530 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:48,223 You have to continue to grow. 531 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,603 Now, that's more like it! 532 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:56,155 I'm down to one last shot And my last high note. 533 00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:01,952 Before that blasted underworld gets my goat. 534 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,200 My dreams are on you, kid. 535 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,498 Go make 'em come true. 536 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,541 Climb that uphill slope. 537 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,995 Keep pushin' that envelope. 538 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,796 You're my one last hope. 539 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:18,628 And, kid, it's up to you. 540 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,839 Yeah! 541 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,682 (HERCULES LAUGHING) 542 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,344 Did you see that? 543 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,145 Next stop, Olympus. 544 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,853 All right, just take it easy, champ. 545 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,185 I am ready. I want to get off this island. 546 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,690 I want to see battles and monsters. 547 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,613 - Rescue some damsels. - (WHINNYING SIGH) 548 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,782 You know, heroic stuff. 549 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,407 - Well... - Aw, come on! Phil! 550 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,911 Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test? Saddle up, kid. 551 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,333 We're going to Thebes! 552 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,250 - HERCULES: So what's in Thebes? - A lot of problems. 553 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,879 It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep. 554 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,502 - (WOMAN SCREAMING) - (WHINNYING) 555 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:04,261 Sounds like your basic DID, Damsel in Distress. 556 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,021 - (GASPING) - (EVIL LAUGHTER) 557 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,682 Not so fast, sweetheart. 558 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,234 I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll... 559 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,937 Whoo! I like 'em fiery! 560 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,148 - (GASPS) - Now, remember, kid. 561 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,154 First, analyse the situation. 562 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,486 Don't just barrel in there without thinking. 563 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:29,873 - (NESSUS GROWLING) - He's losin' points for this! 564 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,041 - You don't know what you're... - Halt! 565 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,835 Step aside, two legs. 566 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:41,760 Pardon me, my good sir. 567 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,595 I'll have to ask you to release that young... 568 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,640 - Keep movin', junior. - Lady. 569 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,219 But you... Aren't you a damsel in distress? 570 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,397 I'm a damsel, I'm in distress. 571 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,476 I can handle this. Have a nice day. 572 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,273 Uh. (CLEARS THROAT) 573 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,146 Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise... 574 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,403 Ohhh! 575 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:08,158 - What are you doin'? Get your sword! - Sword. Right, right. 576 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,410 Rule number 15, a hero is only as good as his weapon! 577 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,033 (LAUGHING) 578 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,707 (FISH SHRIEKING) 579 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,253 (GROANS) 580 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,543 Whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own. 581 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,841 Come on, kid! Concentrate! 582 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,923 - Use your head! - (WHINNYING) 583 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,758 Oh. 584 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,515 (GROWLING) 585 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,062 All right! Not bad, kid! 586 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,020 Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad. 587 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,604 (GROANS, COUGHS) 588 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:47,993 Oh, gee, miss, I'm really sorry. That was dumb. 589 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,199 - Yeah. - (SPLASHING) 590 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,615 Excuse me. 591 00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:01,374 Nice work! Excelente! 592 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,550 Is Wonderboy here for real? 593 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,504 What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. 594 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,587 Whoa! 595 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:13,310 And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real, too. 596 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,141 - (KISSING SOUNDS) - Ugh! 597 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,098 Yee-hah! Yahoo! 598 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,146 Whoa! 599 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,870 (PUFFS) 600 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,671 (WHISTLING) 601 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,643 - How was that, Phil? - Rein it in, rookie. 602 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,562 You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons, 603 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,265 but this is the big leagues! 604 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,271 At least I beat him, didn't I? 605 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,150 Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! 606 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:10,992 It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... You... 607 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,364 (WHINNYING) 608 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,834 - (SNORTING) - (BLEATING) 609 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,123 Are you all right, Miss... 610 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:28,085 Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least, they would if I had any friends. 611 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:32,844 So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? 612 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,550 (SHY CHUCKLE) Uh, I'm, um, uh... 613 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,056 (STAMMERING) 614 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,513 Are you always this articulate? 615 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,645 Hercules. My... (CLEARS THROAT) My name is Hercules. 616 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,187 Hercules. I think I prefer Wonderboy. 617 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,275 So, how'd you get mixed up with the... 618 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,827 Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. 619 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:57,657 They think that "No" means "Yes, " and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours." 620 00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,453 (CONFUSED WHINNY) 621 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,752 Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later. 622 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:03,828 (GROWLING) 623 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,759 Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice. 624 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,629 Wait! Can we give you a ride? 625 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,631 (SNORTING, WHINNYING) 626 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,303 I don't think your pinto likes me very much. 627 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:24,358 Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to... Ow. 628 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,105 (WHISTLING) 629 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:32,237 I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. 630 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,865 Bye-bye, Wonderboy. 631 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,779 Bye. 632 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,330 - She's something. Isn't she, Phil? - (GROWLS) 633 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,128 Yeah. Yeah. She's really something. 634 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,671 A real pain in the patella! 635 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,966 Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc! 636 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,885 We got a job to do, remember? (WHISTLES) 637 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,713 Thebes is still waitin'. 638 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,675 HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know. 639 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,773 (ANIMALS TITTERING) 640 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,767 (GASPS) 641 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,604 Aw... How cute. 642 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:13,315 A couple of rodents looking for a theme park. 643 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,868 Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny! 644 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,365 And I'm his gopher. 645 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,487 (TOGETHER) Ta-da! 646 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,039 I thought I smelled a rat. 647 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,833 HADES: Meg? 648 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,751 Speak of the devil. 649 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,923 Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg. 650 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,966 What exactly happened here? 651 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,081 I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian 652 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,720 to join my team for the uprising, 653 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,594 and here I am, kind of river guardian-less. 654 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,723 I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse. 655 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,430 Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years from your sentence, 656 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,265 hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay? 657 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,440 Give that your best shot. 658 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,565 It wasn't my fault. It was this wonderboy, Hercules. 659 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:56,195 Hercules? Why does that name ring a bell? 660 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,118 I don't know. Maybe we owe him money? 661 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,791 - What was that name again? - Hercules. 662 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,959 He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, 663 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,752 but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute. 664 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,827 Wait a minute. 665 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,090 Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to... 666 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,213 - Oh, my gods! - Oh, my gods! 667 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,669 - Run for it! - (SCREAMING) 668 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,972 So you took care of him, huh? 669 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,049 Dead as a door nail. 670 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,976 Weren't those your exact words? 671 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,929 This might be a different Hercules. 672 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,687 Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays! 673 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,145 Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, 674 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,946 and the girls were all named Brittany? 675 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:39,572 I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, 676 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:46,626 and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods! 677 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:50,370 (PANTING) 678 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,668 Wait. Wait, big guy. 679 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,125 - We can still cut in on his waltzing. - That's right! 680 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:58,382 And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing. 681 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,088 Didn't we? 682 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,422 Hmm. 683 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,595 Fortunately for the three of you, 684 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,521 we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. 685 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,065 And this time, no foul-ups. 686 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:14,978 Wow! 687 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,366 - Is that all one town? - One town, a million troubles. 688 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:24,696 The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. 689 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,999 If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 690 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,626 (CROWD BUSTLING) 691 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:32,745 (BELL DINGS) 692 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,247 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 693 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:39,386 Stick with me, kid. This city is a dangerous place. 694 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:43,465 - Look where you're goin', numbskull! - Hey, I'm walkin' here! 695 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,142 You see what I mean? I'm tellin' you, wackos. 696 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,562 MAN: Pitta bread. Pitta bread. Get your pitta bread here. 697 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,230 Hey, Mack. 698 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,398 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 699 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,644 - You wanna buy a sundial? - He's not interested, all right? 700 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:56,774 Come on, kid. 701 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,982 The end is coming! Can't you feel it? 702 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:04,319 Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for a while. 703 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,699 Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on. 704 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,247 Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts. 705 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:10,496 That's because they live in a city of turmoil. 706 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,622 Trust me, kid. 707 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,999 You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered. 708 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:19,297 It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire. 709 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,424 Everything except old Snowball here. 710 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,550 (WEAK MEOW) 711 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,509 Now, were the fires before or after the earthquake? 712 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,764 They were after the earthquake. I remember. 713 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,265 But before the flood. 714 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,770 Don't even get me started on the crime rate. 715 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,443 Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry. 716 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,111 OLD MAN: Tell me about it. 717 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,235 It seems like every time I turn around, 718 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,612 there's some new monster wreaking havoc and I... 719 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,286 All we need now is a plague of locusts. 720 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,864 - (CHIRPING) - (CROWD SCREAMING) 721 00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:52,292 That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta! 722 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,619 HERCULES: Excuse me. 723 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,746 It, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 724 00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:00,379 seems to me that what you folks need is a hero. 725 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,674 Yeah, and who are you? 726 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:10,389 I'm Hercules, and I happen to be a hero. 727 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,552 (CROWD LAUGHING) 728 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,097 - Is that so? - (WOMAN LAUGHING) A hero! 729 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,731 - Have you ever saved a town before? - Uh, no. Not exactly, but I... 730 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,313 Have you ever reversed a natural disaster? 731 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,819 Well, uh, no. 732 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,027 Listen to this. He's just another chariot chaser. 733 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,283 - This we need. - WOMAN: That's a laugh. 734 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,706 - Don't you pea brains get it? - WOMAN: Hmm? 735 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,076 This kid is the genuine article. 736 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:38,163 Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles? 737 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,919 Watch it, pal. 738 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,251 Yeah, you're right. 739 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,836 Hey, nice job on those heels! 740 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,513 Ya missed a spot! (LAUGHING) 741 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,590 I got your heel right here! 742 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,802 I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You... 743 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:55,184 Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil. 744 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,766 What are you, crazy? Sheesh! 745 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:03,314 Young man, we need a professional hero, not an amateur. 746 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,859 Well, wait. Stop! 747 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,612 (SIGHS) 748 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:16,035 How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance? 749 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,243 You'll get your chance. 750 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:20,330 You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster. 751 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,131 (WOMAN PANTING) Please. 752 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,468 Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident! 753 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,716 - Meg? - Speakin' of disasters. 754 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,429 Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness! 755 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,975 What's wrong? 756 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,396 Outside of town, two little boys. They were playing in the gorge. 757 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:39,145 There was this terrible rockslide. 758 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,976 - They're trapped! - Kids? Trapped? 759 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,653 Phil, this is great! 760 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,529 You're really choked up about this, aren't ya? 761 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:46,605 Come on! 762 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:51,403 No, I... You don't... I have this terrible fear of heights! 763 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,529 - (GROANS) - (SNICKERS) 764 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,619 - (PANTING) - (CROWD CHATTERING) 765 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,039 I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo! 766 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,041 I'm way behind ya, kid. 767 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,373 (SPUTTERING) I got a fur wedgie. 768 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,709 - (WHINNYING) - (MEG GASPING) 769 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,759 - (TRILLING WHISTLE) - (GROANING) 770 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,219 - Are you okay? - I'll be fine. 771 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,517 Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery. 772 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,641 - BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe! - BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry! 773 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,189 - Get us out! - We're suffocating! 774 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,561 Somebody call IX-I-I! (COUGHING) 775 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,271 Easy, fellas. You'll be all right. 776 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,860 - We can't last much longer! - Get us out before we get crushed! 777 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,035 (GRUNTING) 778 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,417 (LIGHT APPLAUSE) 779 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,929 - How you boys doin'? - We're okay now. 780 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:55,634 Jeepers, mister. You're really strong. 781 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:59,220 Well, try to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids? 782 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,976 We sure will. 783 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,403 HADES: A stirring performance, boys. 784 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,322 I was really moved. (SLURPING) 785 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,905 "Jeepers, mister"? 786 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,205 I was going for innocence. 787 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,501 And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady. 788 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:23,294 What a dish. What a doll. 789 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:26,088 Get outta there, you big lug, while you still can. 790 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,587 (PANTING) Phil, I did great. 791 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,010 They even applauded, sort of. 792 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,050 - (GROWLING) - Huh! 793 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,724 I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause. 794 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,430 (GROWLING) 795 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,981 Phil? What do you call that thing? 796 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:48,276 PHIL: Two words. 797 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:49,562 (THUNDERING ROAR) 798 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,443 Am-scray! 799 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,241 - (MONSTER HISSING) - (CROWD SCREAMING) 800 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:58,697 (ECHOING) Let's get ready to rumble! 801 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,539 That's it. Dance around! Dance around! 802 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,751 Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth. Keep going. Come on. Come on. 803 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,303 Lead with your left. Lead with your left! Your other left! 804 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,008 (MONSTER SNARLING) 805 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,356 (LAUGHING) 806 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,866 Whoa! (YELLING) 807 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,753 - (SWALLOWS HARD) - (GROANING) 808 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,167 (LOUD BURP) 809 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,040 - (GROANS) - (CROWD MUTTERING) 810 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,342 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 811 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,002 (ROARING) 812 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,807 (LOUD APPLAUSE) 813 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,610 All right! All right! You're bad! Okay! 814 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:15,361 See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard. 815 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,157 Kid, kid, kid. 816 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,735 How many horns do ya see? 817 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,570 Six? 818 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:23,532 Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up. 819 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,451 (NERVOUS MUTTERING) 820 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:27,535 (GULPS) 821 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,622 Guys, guys, relax. 822 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,582 It's only half-time. 823 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:34,750 (FAINT RUMBLING) 824 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,678 That doesn't sound good. 825 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,425 (ROARING) 826 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,930 Definitely not good! 827 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,393 (MONSTER HISSING) 828 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:50,725 (WHISTLING) 829 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:55,938 (YELLING) 830 00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:59,154 Whoa! Whoa! 831 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,674 Will you forget the head-slicing thing? 832 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,928 Hyah! 833 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,966 (YELLING) 834 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,855 Phil, I don't think we covered this one in basic training! 835 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,440 (YELLING) 836 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,025 (MONSTER HISSING) 837 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,782 My favourite part of the game, 838 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,864 - (ROARING) - (GROANING) 839 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,790 sudden death. 840 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:54,839 (GRUNTS) (ROCK CREAKING) 841 00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:56,457 ALL: Huh? 842 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,144 (CROWD GASPING) 843 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,021 Oh! 844 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,602 There goes another one. Just like Achilles. 845 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,064 Game. 846 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,990 Set. 847 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,443 Match. 848 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,030 - (GROANS) - (ROCK CREAKING) 849 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,876 (CROWD GASPING) 850 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,837 (CHEERING) 851 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:52,313 Phil, you gotta admit. That was pretty heroic. 852 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:56,939 Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! You won by a landslide! 853 00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,190 (STRAINING) 854 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,656 Hades mad. 855 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,864 (YELLING) 856 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,157 Well, what do ya know? 857 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:15,169 From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. 858 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:18,669 He was so hot, steam looked cool. 859 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:21,000 Oh, yeah. 860 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,929 Bless my soul Herc was on a roll. 861 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,974 Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll. 862 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,676 - What a pro. - Herc could stop a show. 863 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,763 Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO. 864 00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,645 - He was a no one. - A zero, zero. 865 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:39,568 - Now he's a honcho. - He's a hero. 866 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,484 Here was a kid with his act down pat. 867 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:45,442 Zero to hero in no time flat. 868 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,323 - Zero to hero Just like that (SNAPS) 869 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,905 When he smiled the girls went wild. 870 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,829 With oohs and aahs. 871 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,661 And they slapped his face on every vase. 872 00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:00,089 On every "vahse". 873 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,587 From appearance fees and royalties. 874 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,260 Our Herc had cash to burn. 875 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,089 Now nouveau riche and famous. 876 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:11,517 He could tell you what's a Grecian urn. 877 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,478 Say amen, there he goes again. 878 00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,432 - Sweet and undefeated. - And an awesome 10-for-10. 879 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,105 Folks lined up just to watch him flex. 880 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:23,358 And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs. 881 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,190 Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquers. 882 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,197 Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers. 883 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:31,199 He showed the moxie brains and spunk. 884 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,279 Yeah. 885 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,832 - From zero to hero. - A major hunk. 886 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,626 - Zero to hero. - And who'd have thunk? 887 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,461 Who put the glad in gladiator? 888 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,918 Hercules. 889 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,378 Who's Darin' deeds are great theatre? 890 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,088 Hercules. 891 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,094 - Isn't he bold? - No one braver. 892 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,221 - Is he sweet? - Our favourite flavour. 893 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,347 Hercules. 894 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:55,427 My man. 895 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,388 - Hercules. - Hercules. 896 00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,473 Hercules. 897 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,525 - Hercules. - Look at my Hercules. 898 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,070 - Hercules, Hercules. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 899 00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,489 Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll. 900 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:10,159 - Undefeated. - Riding high. 901 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,611 And the nicest guy. 902 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,412 Not conceited. 903 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,455 - He was a nothing. - Zero, zero. 904 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,499 - Now he's a honcho. - He's our hero. 905 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,704 He hit the heights at breakneck speed. 906 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,039 - From zero to hero - (GRUNTING) 907 00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:24,965 Herc is a hero. 908 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,420 Now he's a hero. 909 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,305 Yes, indeed 910 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:34,641 (GRUNTING, PANTING) 911 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,469 Pull! 912 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:42,308 Nice shootin', Rex. 913 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,938 I can't believe this guy. 914 00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,646 I throw everything I've got at him and it doesn't even... 915 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,946 (RUBBER SQUEAKING) 916 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:51,859 What are those? 917 00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:56,031 Um, I don't know. I thought they looked kinda dashing. 918 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:59,910 I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, 919 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:05,624 or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, 920 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,046 and you are wearing his merchandise! 921 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,300 (SLURPING) 922 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:17,968 (CHUCKLES) 923 00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:19,436 Thirsty? 924 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,062 (YELL ECHOING) 925 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,226 (BOTH GROANING) 926 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:30,238 (CHUCKLES) 927 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,066 Looks like your game's over. 928 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,902 Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him. 929 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,289 Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 930 00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:41,367 I wonder if maybe 931 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:47,753 I haven't been throwing the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet. 932 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:50,005 Don't even go there. 933 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:54,635 See, he's gotta have a weakness because everybody's got a weakness. 934 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,182 I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. 935 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,931 For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay? 936 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,889 We simply need to find out Wonderboy's. 937 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:05,144 I've done my part. Get your little imps... 938 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,396 They couldn't handle him as a baby. 939 00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:09,854 I need somebody who can handle him as a man. 940 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,939 Hey, I've sworn off manhandling. 941 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:16,027 That's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place. 942 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:19,535 You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. 943 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,207 And how does this creep thank you? 944 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:25,377 By running off with some babe. 945 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,546 He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg, huh? 946 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,589 Look, I learned my lesson, okay? 947 00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:34,216 Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. 948 00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,343 You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, 949 00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:43,430 and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos, 950 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,810 your freedom. 951 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,225 (URN SHATTERS) 952 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:49,893 (HERCULES LAUGHING) 953 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,570 You should have been there, Father. 954 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:56,902 I mangled the Minotaur, grappled with the Gorgon. 955 00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,236 Just like Phil told me. 956 00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:02,164 I analysed the situation, controlled my strength and kicked. 957 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,460 The crowds went wild! 958 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,754 - (SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING) - (WHISTLING) 959 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,251 Thank you. Thank you. 960 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,373 Hah! 961 00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:15,594 You're doin' great, son. You're doing your old man proud. 962 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,888 I'm glad to hear you say that, Father. 963 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,931 I've been waiting for this day a long time. 964 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,601 Hmm. What day is that, son? 965 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:25,725 The day I rejoin the gods. 966 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,729 You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy. 967 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,651 You're just not there yet. 968 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:35,777 You haven't proven yourself a true hero. 969 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,281 But, Father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against. 970 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,613 I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. 971 00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,576 - I'm an action figure! - (SQUEAKING) 972 00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:52,290 I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero. 973 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:54,124 What more can I do? 974 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:57,712 It's something you have to discover for yourself. 975 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:02,050 - But how can I... - Look inside your heart. 976 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,473 Father, wait! 977 00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:09,894 (GRUNTING) 978 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:13,102 - (WHINNYING) - (SIGHS) 979 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,696 On your left is Hercules' villa. 980 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,123 Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop 981 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:27,199 where you can pick up 982 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:31,253 the great hero's 30-minute workout scroll Buns of Bronze. 983 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,672 At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas. 984 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,499 He's got a problem with his stables. 985 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,334 I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals. 986 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,761 - Phil? - I told you, don't move! 987 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,464 PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of the Greek Revolution. 988 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,589 - Phil. - At 3:00, 989 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,675 you gotta get a girdle from some Amazons. 990 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,807 Phil, what's the point? 991 00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:49,847 (SCREAMING) 992 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:51,227 That's it! 993 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,229 Keep your toga on, pal. 994 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,400 (GRUNTS) 995 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,436 Yuck! 996 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,652 What d'you mean, "What's the point?" 997 00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,482 You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya? 998 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:04,662 Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere. 999 00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:07,330 You can't give up now. I'm countin' on ya. 1000 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,704 I gave this everything I had. 1001 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,873 Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all. 1002 00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:19,176 And I am tellin' you, and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth, 1003 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,255 - you got somethin' I never seen before. - Really? 1004 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:26,012 I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine. 1005 00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,935 There is nothin' you can't do, kid. 1006 00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,479 - (DOOR OPENING) - (GIRLS SCREAMING) 1007 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,638 It's him! 1008 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,649 Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch... 1009 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:37,479 - I touched his elbow! - I got his sweatband! 1010 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,814 - (SCREAMING CONTINUES) - (GRUNTING) Phil, help! 1011 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,400 - Okay. Escape plan, beta. - Gotcha. 1012 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:44,902 - (BLOWING WHISTLE) - Hey. Where is he? 1013 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,658 There he goes! On the veranda! 1014 00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:48,114 - (SCREAMING) - Whoa! 1015 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:50,115 (CHUCKLES) 1016 00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:04,880 Let's see. 1017 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,432 What could be behind curtain number one? 1018 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:08,554 Meg! 1019 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,979 (CHUCKLES) It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed. 1020 00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:15,103 Gee, it's great to see you. 1021 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,809 I missed you. 1022 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,361 So this is what heroes do on their days off. 1023 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,689 (BASHFUL CHUCKLE) I'm no hero. 1024 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,116 Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece 1025 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,614 thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta. 1026 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:29,446 (CHUCKLES) I know. It's crazy. 1027 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:31,281 You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed. 1028 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,618 - I mean... - You sound like you could use a break. 1029 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,078 - Think your nanny goat would go... - (BLEATING SQUEAK) 1030 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,630 berserk if you played hooky this afternoon? 1031 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,207 Oh, gee. I don't know. 1032 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,963 Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked. 1033 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:45,012 Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me. 1034 00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:49,388 Out the window, round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone. 1035 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,264 (CHIRPING) 1036 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:53,553 (LAUGHTER) 1037 00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,982 HERCULES: Wow. What a day. 1038 00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:02,530 First, that restaurant by the bay, and then that play, that Oedipus thing. 1039 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:05,153 Man! I thought I had problems. 1040 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,659 - (LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT) - (LAUGHING) 1041 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:12,786 - Psst! Stop foolin' around! - Yeah. Get the goods, sister. 1042 00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:16,368 I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun. 1043 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:20,206 - Yeah. Neither did I. - Thanks, Meg. 1044 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,083 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 1045 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,255 Don't thank me just yet. 1046 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:25,752 Oh! 1047 00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:27,299 Oop. Careful. 1048 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,473 Sorry. Weak ankles. 1049 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,973 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while. 1050 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:39,483 So, uh, do you have any problems with things like this? 1051 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,226 Uh... 1052 00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,062 Weak ankles, I mean. 1053 00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:45,864 Oh, no. Not really. 1054 00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:49,994 No weaknesses whatsoever? 1055 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,162 No trick knee? 1056 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,495 Ruptured disks? 1057 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,580 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS) 1058 00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:01,630 No. I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle. 1059 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:04,796 (SIGHS) Wonderboy, you are perfect. 1060 00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:07,294 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 1061 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:09,804 - (CRASHING, SPLASHING) - Whoops! 1062 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,388 It looks better that way. 1063 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,812 No, it really does. 1064 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,900 (SIGHS) You know, when I was a kid, 1065 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,483 I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. 1066 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,786 (SCOFFS) You wanted to be petty and dishonest? 1067 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,033 Everybody's not like that. 1068 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,744 Yes, they are. 1069 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,621 You're not like that. 1070 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,373 How do you know what I'm like? 1071 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:47,461 All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met. 1072 00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:50,212 (CHUCKLES) 1073 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:51,922 Oh! 1074 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:58,517 Meg, when I'm with you, I don't feel so alone. 1075 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:02,266 Sometimes it's better to be alone. 1076 01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:03,601 What do you mean? 1077 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:05,777 Nobody can hurt you. 1078 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,736 Meg? 1079 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,741 I would never, ever hurt you. 1080 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:21,044 And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this 1081 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:24,747 before we... 1082 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:29,051 PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over! 1083 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,970 - I been lookin' all over this town! - Calm down, mutton man. 1084 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,342 It was all my fault. 1085 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:36,174 You're already on my list, sister, so don't make it worse! 1086 01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:38,602 - (SNORTING) - (SNORTS BACK) 1087 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,980 And as for you, ya bum, you're gonna go to the stadium 1088 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,023 and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life! 1089 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:47,399 - Now get on the horse. - Okay, okay. 1090 01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,356 - I'm sorry. - Ah, he'll get over it. 1091 01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,165 PHIL: Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move! 1092 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,242 - (NEIGHING) - Whoo! Yahee! 1093 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:10,126 Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it! Keep your goo-goo eyes on the... 1094 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:16,514 That's it. Next time, I drive. 1095 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,230 Oh, what's the matter with me? 1096 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,153 You'd think a girl would learn. 1097 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:35,317 If there's a prize for rotten judgment. 1098 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,280 I guess I've already won that. 1099 01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:43,955 No man is worth the aggravation. 1100 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:48,005 That's ancient history Been there, done that. 1101 01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:51,925 Who d'ya think you're kidding He's the Earth and heaven to you. 1102 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,880 Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you. 1103 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,714 - Oh, no. - Girl, you can't conceal it. 1104 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:02,678 We know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of. 1105 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:08,271 No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no. 1106 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:12,071 You swoon, you sigh Why deny it? Uh-oh. 1107 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:16,616 It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love. 1108 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,744 Shoo-doo, shoo-doo Oooooo. 1109 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:23,494 I thought my heart had learned its lesson. 1110 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,123 It feels so good when you start out. 1111 01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:31,169 My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl". 1112 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:35,469 Unless you're dyin' To cry your heart out. 1113 01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:39,468 You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feelin'. 1114 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:43,427 Baby, we're not buyin' Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'. 1115 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:47,390 Face it like a grown-up When you gonna own up that you. 1116 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:50,976 - Got. - Got it bad? 1117 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:55,735 Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no. 1118 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:59,655 - Give up, but give in. - Check the grin, you're in love. 1119 01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:03,614 This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love. 1120 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:06,450 You're doing flips Read our lips. 1121 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,534 You're in love. 1122 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,086 You're way off base I won't say I'm it. 1123 01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:11,458 She won't say in love. 1124 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:15,543 Get off my case, I won't say it. 1125 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:20,051 Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love. 1126 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,887 Oh. 1127 01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:27,145 At least out loud. 1128 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,064 I won't say I'm in. 1129 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,562 - Love. - Shoo-doo, shoo-doo. 1130 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,231 Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 1131 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:38,865 Ah. 1132 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,958 Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg? 1133 01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:55,462 What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain? 1134 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,838 Get yourself another girl. I'm through. 1135 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,715 I'm sorry. Do you mind runnin' that by me again? 1136 01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,468 I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. 1137 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:06,677 Then read my lips! Forget it. 1138 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:11,266 Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little Minion. 1139 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:16,149 Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? 1140 01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,195 I own you! 1141 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:19,698 (GROANING) 1142 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,909 - I got another horn here. - HADES: You work for me. 1143 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,362 That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month. 1144 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,699 HADES: If I say, "Sing, " you say, "Hey, name that tune." 1145 01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:33,288 If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter, " you say... 1146 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,288 Medium or well-done. 1147 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:39,969 Oh! I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart. 1148 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:43,221 - MEG: I'll work on that. - I'm sorry. You hear that sound? 1149 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:47,597 That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever. 1150 01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:51,054 (COUGHING) I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him. 1151 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,143 I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy. 1152 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,479 This one is different. He's honest, and he's sweet... 1153 01:04:58,561 --> 01:04:59,562 Please! 1154 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,398 - He would never do anything to hurt me. - He's a guy! 1155 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:05,702 Besides, O oneness, you can't beat him. 1156 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:09,577 He has no weaknesses. He's gonna... 1157 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,744 I think he does, Meg. 1158 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:17,172 I truly think he does. 1159 01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,012 (HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING) 1160 01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:29,717 Ha ha! 1161 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,063 - (SIGHING) - (GRUNTING, STRAINING) 1162 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,522 Whoo-hoo! 1163 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,648 Hey, Phil! What happened to you? 1164 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,152 Kid, we gotta talk. 1165 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:47,907 Phil, I just had the greatest day of my life! 1166 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,330 I can't stop thinking about Meg. 1167 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,707 (SIGHING) She's something else. 1168 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:56,120 Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya! Will you come down here and listen? 1169 01:05:56,202 --> 01:06:01,049 Aw, how can I come down there when I'm feeling so up? 1170 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,252 (WHISTLING) 1171 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,052 (CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE) 1172 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,818 Gotcha! 1173 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,245 Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is... 1174 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,869 That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met her. 1175 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,790 Oh, I owe ya big time. 1176 01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:36,618 Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds? 1177 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,329 Rule number 38. Come on, Phil. Keep them up there, huh? 1178 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,507 - Phil, I got two words for ya, duck! - Listen to me! She's... 1179 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,004 - A dream come true? - Not exactly. 1180 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,211 - More beautiful than Aphrodite? - Aside from that! 1181 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:50,515 - The most wonderful... - She's a fraud! 1182 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,184 She's been playin' ya for a sap! 1183 01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:56,308 - Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. - I'm not kiddin' around. 1184 01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,105 I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to... 1185 01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,228 Kid, you're missin' the point. 1186 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,730 - The point is, I love her. - She don't love you. 1187 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:04,028 - You're crazy. - She's nothin' but a two-timin'... 1188 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:06,197 - Stop it! - No-good, lyin', schemin'... 1189 01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,615 Shut up! 1190 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,787 Phil. I... 1191 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:14,868 I'm sorry. 1192 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,873 Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine. 1193 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,455 Phil, wait. Where you going? 1194 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:25,049 I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here. I'm goin' home. 1195 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,886 Fine! 1196 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,965 Go! I don't... I don't need you. 1197 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,595 I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ, 1198 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,181 not the all-time chump. 1199 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,811 HADES: Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh? 1200 01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:49,775 Baboom. Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. 1201 01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:51,905 - Hi. How ya doin'? - Not now, okay? 1202 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,706 Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? 1203 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,617 I've got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. 1204 01:07:57,657 --> 01:07:59,751 And Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc? 1205 01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:02,079 You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it. 1206 01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,378 You've got the wrong guy. 1207 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:06,958 Hear me out, ya little... Just hear me out, okay? 1208 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,089 So I would be eternally grateful 1209 01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:12,263 if you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours. 1210 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,467 I mean, monsters, natural disasters. You wait a day, okay? 1211 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,831 - You're out of your mind. - Not so fast, because, ya see, 1212 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:21,223 I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about. 1213 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,063 - Meg! - Don't listen, Herc... 1214 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,605 - Let her go! - Here's the trade-off. 1215 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:31,783 You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay? 1216 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,860 Say the next 24 hours. 1217 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,991 And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm. 1218 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,243 We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. 1219 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,745 What d'ya say? Come on. 1220 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,869 People are gonna get hurt, aren't they? 1221 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,502 Nah! I mean, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war. 1222 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,175 But what can I tell ya? Anyway, what do you owe these people? 1223 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,094 Isn't Meg, little smoochy face, isn't she more important than they are? 1224 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,218 - Stop it! - Isn't she? 1225 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,971 You've gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm. 1226 01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,973 Fine, okay. I'll give you that one. 1227 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:02,022 Meg is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back. Yadda yadda. 1228 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:05,396 Fine print. Boilerplate. Okay? Done. What d'ya say we shake on it? 1229 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,819 Hey, I really don't have, like, time to bat this around. 1230 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,692 I'm kind of on a schedule here. I got plans for August. Okay? 1231 01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,900 I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice... 1232 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:16,077 - All right! - Yes, we're there! Bam! 1233 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,451 (GROANING) 1234 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,754 You may feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. 1235 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,752 Maybe you should sit down! 1236 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:30,875 (GRUNTING) 1237 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:35,054 Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else. 1238 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,099 Isn't it just peachy? 1239 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,102 Oh! (CHUCKLES) You'll love this. One more thing. 1240 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,728 Meg, babe, a deal's a deal. You're off the hook. 1241 01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:49,603 And by the way, Herc, is she not a fabulous little actress? 1242 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,188 - Stop it. - What do you mean? 1243 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:55,366 I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time. 1244 01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:56,442 Duh. 1245 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,620 You're... You're lying! 1246 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:04,371 - Help! (COUGHING) - Jeepers, mister, you're really strong. 1247 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,044 Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe. 1248 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,463 No! It's not like that. 1249 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,417 I didn't mean to... I couldn't... I... 1250 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,668 I'm so sorry. 1251 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:18,052 Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero! 1252 01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,132 (LAUGHING) 1253 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,058 Well, gotta blaze. 1254 01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:25,685 There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it. 1255 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:27,315 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 1256 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,732 So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event! 1257 01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:42,905 (HOWLING) 1258 01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:48,082 Brothers! Titans! 1259 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,415 Look at you in your squalid prison! 1260 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,592 Who put you down there? 1261 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,795 TITANS: Zeus! 1262 01:10:56,878 --> 01:11:03,352 And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do? 1263 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:07,055 - TITANS: Destroy him! - Good answer. 1264 01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:13,437 Crush Zeus! 1265 01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:19,367 Freeze him! 1266 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,249 Melt Zeus! 1267 01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:32,206 Blow him away! 1268 01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:34,628 (BLEATING) 1269 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,880 ALL: Zeus! 1270 01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:40,922 - HADES: Uh, guys? - Huh? 1271 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,178 Olympus would be that way. 1272 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,395 - Zeus! - Freeze him! 1273 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,098 Hold it, bright eye. 1274 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,227 I have a special job for you, my optic friend. 1275 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,529 (RUMBLING) 1276 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,575 - (ROCK TITAN YELLING) - Ah, huh? 1277 01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:04,529 Destroy Zeus! 1278 01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:07,915 Oh, we're in trouble! Big trouble! I gotta... 1279 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,914 My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped, 1280 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,995 and they're practically at our gates! 1281 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:17,175 Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! 1282 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,799 - Go! Go! - Gone, babe. 1283 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,680 (TRUMPETING) 1284 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:23,847 Huh? 1285 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,353 Charge! 1286 01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,430 Yah! 1287 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,516 On to battle! 1288 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,725 (SHOUTING) 1289 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:40,781 Eeyah! 1290 01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,696 You windbag! 1291 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,780 (SHOUTING) 1292 01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,500 Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom! Hah! 1293 01:12:52,994 --> 01:12:54,416 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1294 01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:58,458 CYCLOPS: Hercules! 1295 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,712 Where are you? 1296 01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:03,179 (ROARING) 1297 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,049 What can we do? 1298 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:09,352 - Where is Hercules? - Yeah, Hercules'll save us. 1299 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:13,398 Hercules! 1300 01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:18,148 Come out! Face me! 1301 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,774 What are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed. 1302 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,410 There are worse things. 1303 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,736 Run! 1304 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,572 Wait! Stop! 1305 01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:33,125 - Hey, look! It's Hercules. - Thank the gods! 1306 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,170 - We're saved! - CYCLOPS: So... 1307 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:39,294 You mighty Hercules. 1308 01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:40,834 (LAUGHING) 1309 01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:43,837 (ROARING) 1310 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:45,922 (GRUNTS) 1311 01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,598 - Oh! - (GROANING) 1312 01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:51,136 - (PEGASUS WHINNYING) - (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 1313 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,184 Easy, horsefeathers. 1314 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,766 - (WHINNYING CONTINUES) - Whoa, stop twitching. 1315 01:13:56,849 --> 01:14:00,069 Listen. Hercules is in trouble. 1316 01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:01,937 We've gotta find Phil. 1317 01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:04,524 He's the only one who can talk some sense into him. 1318 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,859 - (PEGASUS WHINNYING) - (MEG YELLING) 1319 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,448 Get back, blast you! 1320 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:13,203 (ROARING) 1321 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:18,708 - Ooh, Chihuahua. - Zeus! 1322 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:24,252 Come on! Hurry up! We're shovin' off here! 1323 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,879 - Phil! - (WHINNYING) 1324 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,173 Phil, Hercules needs your help! 1325 01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:30,929 What does he need me for when he's got friends like you? 1326 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:35,559 - He won't listen to me. - Good! He's finally learned something. 1327 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:38,892 Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me. 1328 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:43,276 It's about him. If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die. 1329 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,694 I need more thunderbolts! 1330 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,276 Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. 1331 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,737 Everyone's been captured. I've been captured! 1332 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,788 Hey, hey! Watch the glasses. 1333 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:02,002 Zeusy, I'm home! 1334 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:05,927 Hades. You're behind this! 1335 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,720 You are correct, sir! 1336 01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:08,921 (GROANING) 1337 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:10,805 (LAUGHING) 1338 01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,260 Flea. 1339 01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,100 (LAUGHING) 1340 01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,730 - Hercules! - Phil. 1341 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,811 Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back. 1342 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,985 Come on, you can take this bum. This guy's a pushover. Look at him. 1343 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:29,112 You were right all along, Phil. 1344 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,194 Dreams are for rookies. 1345 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,532 No, no, no, no, kid. Givin' up is for rookies. 1346 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,662 I came back 'cause I'm not quittin' on ya. 1347 01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,961 I'm willing to go the distance. 1348 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,583 How 'bout you? 1349 01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,130 (CYCLOPS APPROACHING) 1350 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:44,297 (LAUGHING) 1351 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,547 Me bite off head! 1352 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,965 (LAUGHING) 1353 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:50,634 (SCREAMING) 1354 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,633 Whoa, baby! 1355 01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:55,183 (YELLING) 1356 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:58,479 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1357 01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:09,486 Hercules! Look out! 1358 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:12,406 Meg! No! 1359 01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:13,778 (GRUNTING) 1360 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,120 What's happening? 1361 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,497 (GROANING) 1362 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,674 Hades' deal is broken. 1363 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,007 He promised I wouldn't get hurt. 1364 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,506 Meg. 1365 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,388 Why did you... 1366 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:37,764 You didn't have to... 1367 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:43,020 Oh, people always do crazy things when they're in love. 1368 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,776 Oh, Meg. 1369 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,358 Meg, I... I... 1370 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:52,324 Are you always this articulate? 1371 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,402 (CHUCKLES) 1372 01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:59,449 You haven't got much time. You can still stop Hades. 1373 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:03,077 I'll watch over her, kid. 1374 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,921 You're gonna be all right. 1375 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:08,215 I promise. 1376 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:09,876 (WHINNYING) 1377 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,545 Let's go, Pegasus! 1378 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,975 Hup, two, three, four. Come on, everybody! 1379 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,102 - I can't hear you! - Oh, oh! 1380 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:24,979 I swear to you, Hades, when I get out of this... 1381 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,981 I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy. 1382 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,483 And I think I'm gonna like it here. 1383 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,362 HERCULES: Don't get too comfortable, Hades! 1384 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:34,692 (WHINNYING) 1385 01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:36,493 Hercules! 1386 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,913 This ought to even the odds! 1387 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:44,168 Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man. 1388 01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,586 Get them! 1389 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,212 Whoa! Hey! 1390 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:54,467 No! Get him! Not me! Him! 1391 01:17:56,255 --> 01:18:00,761 Follow the fingers! Him! The yutz with the horse. 1392 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:06,640 (SCREAMING) 1393 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,484 Thank you, my boy. 1394 01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:14,319 Nice horsey! My intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you. 1395 01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:16,359 (BOTH YELLING) 1396 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,695 Throw! 1397 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:19,778 Hah! 1398 01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:22,911 Now watch your old man work! 1399 01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:23,991 Uh-oh. 1400 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:32,925 Guys, get your Titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt! 1401 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,461 Whoa, is my hair out? 1402 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,384 (SNICKERING) 1403 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,496 - Hah! (LAUGHING) - Whoo-hoo! 1404 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,532 Thanks a ton, Wonderboy. 1405 01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:07,414 But at least I've got one swell consolation prize, 1406 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:11,248 a friend of yours who's dying to see me. 1407 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:12,832 - (WHINNIES) - Meg. 1408 01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,739 Meg. 1409 01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:53,210 (CRYING) Meg, no. 1410 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,220 (MOURNFUL NEIGHING) 1411 01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,565 Oh, I'm sorry, kid. 1412 01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:20,608 (SIGHS) There's some things you just can't change. 1413 01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:25,654 Yes, I can. 1414 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,828 (HADES YELLING) 1415 01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:31,828 We were so close! 1416 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,412 So close. 1417 01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,372 We tripped at the finish line. Why? 1418 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:39,427 Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble. 1419 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:40,718 (RUMBLING) 1420 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,516 - Where's Meg? - Oh, look who's here. 1421 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:48,811 Wonderboy, you are too much. 1422 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,732 - Let her go. - Get a grip. 1423 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,934 Come here, come here. Let me show you around. 1424 01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:59,398 Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld after all. Huh? 1425 01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:02,490 Meg! Ahh! 1426 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,364 No, no, no. Mustn't touch. 1427 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,992 You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days. 1428 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,955 And not a very lively one, at that. 1429 01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:14,037 You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place. 1430 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:19,717 Well. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death. 1431 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,215 - Going once. - Is there a downside to this? 1432 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,389 - Going twice! - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1433 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,934 You get her out. She goes, you stay. 1434 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,480 You know what slipped my mind? 1435 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,432 You'll be dead before you can get to her. 1436 01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,109 That's not a problem, is it? 1437 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:04,461 Oh! 1438 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,927 What's the matter with these scissors? 1439 01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,509 The thread won't cut. 1440 01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:20,777 This is... This is impossible! 1441 01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,777 You can't be alive! You'd have to be a... 1442 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:25,278 - A God? - A God? 1443 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,242 (YELLING) 1444 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,666 Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me. You can't... 1445 01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:36,038 (MUFFLED) Fine. Okay. Listen. 1446 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,122 Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk? 1447 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,127 Your dad, he's a fun guy, right? 1448 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,425 So maybe you could put in a word with him, 1449 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,798 and he'd kinda blow this whole thing off, you know? 1450 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,472 Meg, Meg, talk to him. A little schmooze... 1451 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:49,764 (SCREAMING) 1452 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,515 Eww! Get away from me! Don't touch me! 1453 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:56,564 Get your slimy souls off me! 1454 01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,896 He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there. 1455 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,854 You mean, if he gets outta there. 1456 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,904 - If. If is good. - HADES: Taxi! 1457 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,233 I don't feel so good. I feel a little... 1458 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,738 (SCREAMING) 1459 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,922 (SIGHING) 1460 01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:34,681 Wonderboy, what... 1461 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,307 - Why did you... - (CHUCKLES) 1462 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:40,024 People always do crazy things 1463 01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:41,600 when they're in love. 1464 01:23:50,067 --> 01:23:52,536 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Whoo! 1465 01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,704 (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1466 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,758 Three cheers for the mighty Hercules! 1467 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,382 Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh! 1468 01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:12,051 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE) 1469 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:27,313 Hercules, we're so proud of you. 1470 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,732 Mother. 1471 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,067 Hah! 1472 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,575 Fine work, my boy! You've done it! 1473 01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:38,077 You're a true hero. 1474 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:42,377 You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman. 1475 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:46,207 For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, 1476 01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:49,260 but by the strength of his heart. 1477 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:54,257 Now, at last, my son, 1478 01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,642 you can come home. 1479 01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:03,853 (CHEERING) 1480 01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:15,319 Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a God. 1481 01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,622 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1482 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,748 Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of. 1483 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,050 But... 1484 01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:36,766 A life without Meg, even an immortal life, 1485 01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:39,893 would be empty. 1486 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,770 I... 1487 01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:46,642 I wish to stay on Earth with her. 1488 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,103 I finally know where I belong. 1489 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:02,908 (CROWD CHEERING) 1490 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,206 Hit it, ladies! 1491 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:10,545 - Gonna shout it from the mountaintops. - A star is born. 1492 01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:14,629 - It's the time for pulling out the stops. - A star is born. 1493 01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,761 - Honey hit us with a hallelu. - That kid came shining through. 1494 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,717 Girl, sing the song. 1495 01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:26,558 - Come blow your horn. - A star is born. 1496 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:30,816 - He's a hero who can please the crowd. - A star is born. 1497 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:35,070 Come on, everybody shout out loud A star is born. 1498 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:39,403 Just remember in the darkest hour within your heart's the power. 1499 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:43,078 For makin' you a hero, too. 1500 01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,535 So don't lose hope when you're forlorn. 1501 01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:47,665 That's Phil's boy! 1502 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:52,045 Just keep your eyes upon the skies. 1503 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:56,721 Every night, a star is Right in sight, a star is. 1504 01:26:56,795 --> 01:27:01,471 - Burning bright, a star is born. - A star is born. 1505 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:07,519 Like a beacon in the cold dark night A star is born. 1506 01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:11,310 Told ya everything would turn out right A star is born. 1507 01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:15,651 Just when everything was all at sea The boy made history. 1508 01:27:15,981 --> 01:27:17,483 - The bottom line. - Bottom line. 1509 01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:20,493 - He sure can shine. - He can shine. 1510 01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,576 His rising sign is Capricorn. 1511 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,705 He knew how to He had a clue. 1512 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:31,667 Telling you a star is born. 1513 01:27:32,038 --> 01:27:36,214 - Here's a hero who can please a crowd. - A star is born. 1514 01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:40,264 - Come on, everybody, shout out loud. - A star is born. 1515 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:44,434 Just remember in the darkest hour Within your heart's the power. 1516 01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:48,685 - For makin' you a hero too. - A hero too. 1517 01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:52,602 - So don't lose hope when you're forlorn. - No, no. 1518 01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:56,405 Just keep your eyes Upon the skies. 1519 01:27:57,230 --> 01:27:59,153 Every night, a star is. 1520 01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:01,200 Right in sight, a star is. 1521 01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,779 Burning bright A star is born. 1522 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:14,624 I have often dreamed. 1523 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,756 Of a far off place. 1524 01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:23,181 Where a hero's welcome. 1525 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:27,057 Would be waiting for me. 1526 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,057 Where the crowds will cheer. 1527 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:34,443 When they see my face. 1528 01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:38,947 And a voice keeps sayin'. 1529 01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:42,568 This is where I'm meant to be. 1530 01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:46,535 I'll be there someday. 1531 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:50,667 I can go the distance. 1532 01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:54,291 I will find my way. 1533 01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:58,417 If I can be strong. 1534 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,887 I know every mile. 1535 01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:04,256 Will be worth my while. 1536 01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:13,641 When I go the distance I'll be right. 1537 01:29:13,723 --> 01:29:15,441 Where I. 1538 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:19,529 Belong. 1539 01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:26,153 Down an unknown road. 1540 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,116 You embrace my fears. 1541 01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:34,082 Though that road may wander. 1542 01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:37,548 It will lead me to you. 1543 01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:41,794 And a thousand years. 1544 01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:45,051 Would be worth the wait. 1545 01:29:45,964 --> 01:29:49,389 It might take a lifetime. 1546 01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:52,896 But somehow I'll see it through. 1547 01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:56,600 And I won't look back. 1548 01:29:57,809 --> 01:30:00,688 I can go the distance. 1549 01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:04,491 And I'll stay on track. 1550 01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:08,112 No, I won't accept defeat. 1551 01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:11,827 It's an uphill slope. 1552 01:30:12,699 --> 01:30:15,999 But I won't lose hope. 1553 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:22,501 Till I go the distance And my journey. 1554 01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:26,964 Is complete. 1555 01:30:27,631 --> 01:30:29,349 Oh, yeah. 1556 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:34,976 But to look beyond the glory. 1557 01:30:35,472 --> 01:30:39,067 Is the hardest part. 1558 01:30:39,351 --> 01:30:42,696 For a hero's strength is measured. 1559 01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:46,699 By his heart. 1560 01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:52,781 Hoo. 1561 01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:14,227 Like a shooting star. 1562 01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:17,640 I will go the distance. 1563 01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:21,022 I will search the world. 1564 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:25,072 I will face its harms. 1565 01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:29,030 I don't care how far. 1566 01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:32,741 I can go the distance. 1567 01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:37,497 Till I find my hero's welcome. 1568 01:31:37,575 --> 01:31:41,546 Waiting in. 1569 01:31:42,872 --> 01:31:48,754 Your arms. 1570 01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,649 I will search the world. 1571 01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:06,405 I will face its harms. 1572 01:32:09,274 --> 01:32:13,654 Till I find my hero's welcome. 1573 01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:17,039 Waiting in. 1574 01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:25,628 Your arms. 1575 01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:50,239 HADES: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! 1576 01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,488 Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. 1577 01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,079 I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? 1578 01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:58,407 It's like I'm... What am I, an echo or something? 1579 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:03,917 Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what? Hyperspace? Hello, it's me. 1580 01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:05,372 Nobody listens. 1581 01:33:05,472 --> 01:33:10,472 http://subscene.com/u/659433 Improved by: @Ivandrofly116117