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Heaven

Zixiao

Today we're here to celebrate the Queen's birthday

Please stand on both sides and let's celebrate

Maid Zixiao would now present the peaches

Where's the fairy guard?

Zixiao has embarrassed herself in this ceremony

100 blows? 300 whippings?

Three hundred

Three hundred whippings

Wait

Come on

Lingxiao Palace's Zhou Bao and maid Zixiao eloped

They broke the heavenly rules

All the chief security guards...

and the soldiers must apprehend them

If Zhu Bao and Zixiao plan to go to the mortal

world, this South Heavenly Gate is the only portal

Who's the guard on duty today?

Xin Ling

Xin Ling

You get the order

Please give me your orders

Guard the gate well

Yes

Freeze

Zhou Bao, Zixiao

You two should head back

Head back?

After the punishment, we'll be jailed separately

And we'll never see each other again

Xin Ling, we're friends

Can you do us a favor?

Since I'm on duty today

Alright

Xin Ling

I'm in love with Zhou Bao

The Gods simply won't let us be together

All we desire is to live as...

an ordinary couple in the mortal world

Please let us go

Stop

Halt!

Zhou Bao, you're eloping with Zixiao!

We're here to apprehend you

Under the Jade Emperor's order

Detain them

Xin Ling, what are you doing?

Please forgive me, Third prince

They're a loving couple

Since they can't be together here in heaven

Please let them go to the mortal world

Quiet!

Shut up, Xin Ling

You're in trouble yourself for letting them go

Some nerve you've got!

Jinzha

Here, sir

Muzha

Sir

Nazha

Sir

Listen up

Yes sir

The Jade Emperor has ordered to banish...

Xin Ling to the mortal world for he let the couple leave

Get Nazha and the others to kick them out...

of the heavenly court

Yes, sir

Banish him to the world of mortals

Xin Ling is now living among the mortal humans

Reincarnated as a taxi driver

On Earth there're good and bad people

We are both teenagers

We're dating

Though we are poor

But everything's free

The grass, the sun, the sea, the moonlight

We can lie down anywhere

We pick a piece of wood to light up a fire

The sky is our huge tent

Strolling in the rain and freezing wind

We'll be fine when we're together

Your long and soft hair

Your broad shoulders

I'm not afraid of anything when we're together

Tell me where she is?

No

This can't be; bring me to her

Shiqi

Shiqi, how come...

The General Manager? He's not in

Please hold on

Hello

He's not in, I'll give him the message

Hello, the General Manager is not in the office

Hello, he's out of the office. That's right

Sure

Hello, you want to speak to the GM?

Sure, I'll give him the message

Don't worry

She's seen you

I dream about you

But you're so far away

I'm back

You're back, but I am...

Stop it

The sky is clear after the rain

Look at the shining sun

It's sunny all day round

Wipe your tears and hope for the future

Wipe your blood stains

You will succeed someday

What else does one need in life!

Our love is eternal

There won't be any pain or blood

We hold our hands together

And we'll walk this life side by side

You are me, I am you

Together as one

Mr. Huo, why are you here?

Is there anything I can do for you?

This is an easy job for you

I need you to look for a man and a woman

Kill one and nab one

Kill the guy of course

And bring me the girl

You're smart. That's right

Their names?

Shiqi and Chen Ding

Taxi

Hey, do you know how to drive?

You aren't going anywhere

Get out

You shouldn't bully the lady

Mind your own business

You are a bunch of thugs

Let go of her or I'll call the police

Bullshit

Get in the car, quick

Don't move

Go

I can drive you to the hospital

Just leave, don't get into trouble

I killed the guy

At least I've done a good deed on earth

Might as well go to hell to take a look

Xin Ling has done a good deed

And he has left the earth

Hell

What are they pushing for?

Hurrying to be reincarnated

Reincarnated? We're at...

On the way to hell, look

Look at those monsters as guards of hell

Take it out

Take it all out

Come on

So much!

Take them to report to the Palace of Hell

I don't want to go

Why are you here?

One day, a friend of mine...

gave me a lot to drink

I was dazed and followed him to a place

What about you? Why are you here?

It's a long story. I'll tell you later

We won't go to the Palace of Hell

Don't let the guards catch you

Come

Say, are you two new here?

You are...

I'm the nice ghost

Please help us then

We don't want to report to the Palace of Hell

I get it. Come along with me

Thanks

Have a seat

What are you doing?

You...

I'm going to sell you

I might as well have a go first

I thought you're the nice ghost

Of course

You're the ghost of a rotten heart

Wait a minute

You're going to sell her to me?

That's right

Then what do you call this?

You must give me a discount

Two are missing

That's right, two are missing

We'll go to check

Betting stations

Don't push

Form a line

Don't push

Form a line

Come on

Go

What are you doing?

You can't gamble here

What about them over there?

They've got the King of Hell's approval

They pay tax. Of course it'd be different

Just because they pay tax

That's right

Money... that's what matters

Go on

Arrest them

We haven't done anything wrong

Why are you fighting?

What are you talking about?

You're disturbing the peace here

Are you resisting arrest?

Arrest him

Arrest them

You go ahead, I'll look for you later

All your life you've liked violence

You fought with your wife, your son, your father

I'm now sentencing you to the Hell of Icy Sword

Chopped in half

Then you can fight yourself forever

You took bribes when you were alive;

lived in extravagance with the hard-won possessions of others

You managed to get away with it

But now that you're in hell...

You could enjoy

Thank you, King of Hell

If you want me to invest anything for you

Just let me know

You're sentenced to the Hell of Copper Refinery

With the money he has taken as bribes

Convert that into gold

Melt it and shove it down his throat

Yes

What's next?

King, there's a ghost with a rotten heart

And those who run a gambling booth...

outside your betting station

Send them all to Gambling Hell

The rotten heart ghost to Hell of Pierced Heart

Yes sir

Go...

I was wronged, King

I don't gamble

Order in the court

The sentence will be carried out

Go...

Let me go...

Let me go...

Go

Buy

It's quite nice here in hell

Do you have Mark Six Lottery?

You'll know in a minute

You were an alcoholic, and you make others drink

This is your retribution

Why don't you go gamble?

I was never a gambler

The King of Hell made a mistake

Nonsense. Go take a look at least. Go on

Three of a kind. Bet

Wait a minute. Bet

Come here

Please help me

Help you?

Cut off my fingers

You see, I've lost a lot...

in all sorts of gambling

I must cut my fingers so that I won't gamble again

Good for you, but can't you do it yourself?

I... I couldn't

How?

Over there

Come

Look at us, we're missing one, come on

Join us for a few rounds

Come here, what's the point to cut the fingers?

Come on

Come on

Again

We're missing one

Come

Ninety Thousand... Bet

Ninety Thousand again

You lose

Go

We're missing one again

What should we do?

Why don't you sit down?

I don't want my fingers chopped off

Come on, this is hell

Go

What then?

Alright

I won finally

What? I won

The winners will have their fingers chopped off

The winners?

What's going on?

Go

Come on

Hurry, it's daybreak

You're so slow

Hurry

Which tile would you discard?

Have you made up your mind?

Can you help me

Which one should I discard?

Red dress

Don't come any closer

She'll be dead in a second

I know you've learnt kung fu

Why don't you join us?

What do you mean?

You're from the lost souls city, isn't it?

Didn't you see that, at the gate...

everyone got searched by the guards?

That's right

They've got all their money taken away

It's inside a huge dish

There're plenty like us here everyday

We're here to rob

That means we go to rob?

I let you join us because you know kung fu

And we'll give you your share

Let go of her first

You think I'm a fool

You won't listen if I let her go

Don't worry

This guy lives on women's money

He won't hurt her

Come with us

And we'll be a band of brothers

Let's go, there's nothing to be afraid of

Go

Money

You're making a mistake. I'm not with them

I...

Brother, it's not a big deal to be a murderer

There are so many in the Lost-Souls city

You go to rescue, there's another one

Go

Hey, where did you find such beautiful girl?

Not bad at all

Alright, I'll sell her to you

We're all trying to make a living here

I understand

Thanks, Yen

Bye

Bye

I...

Come here

You poor ghosts

You'll all go to the Plough Hell

King, although we were poor

But we're all good citizens

On earth we've been through a lot

And now you're sending us to the Plough Hell

We are wronged

It's the same everywhere

You'll be better off with money. Understand?

Take them

Go

We are wronged

King, there's a bunch of small ghosts outside

What are your orders?

Send them along to the Plough Hell

Yes

Go

Come here

Let me take a look

Not bad, a change of dress

Now you look completely different

Right, you said earlier that...

you're acquainted with the rich and powerful

Of course

Even the King of Hell

Please find out the whereabouts of my friend

You can ask the King of Hell yourself

Just work your charm

You're more powerful than the police on earth

What did I do wrong?

Why did you beat me?

Just because I wanted to

You bloody thug

Go

You want to end up like him?

Go on

It's freezing

This is the Hell of Ice, of course it's cold

I've found out the whereabouts of your friend

Speak... what about him?

To be sent to Plough Hell

Then what should I do?

If only you would...

What? You don't need to know who he is

Just serve him well

Then he'll be able...

to release your friend

So in short, there's no justice here either

You can't appeal

You can, but it's not easy

One's gotta wait for Buddha of Mercy's annual visit

There he is

So that's him? The Judge?

Exactly

He's the second most powerful person here

You don't know how to appreciate favors. Guards

Take her to the Plough Hell

No!

Judge, she's cost me a fortune; one hundred thirty six

thousand five hundred and seventy five dollars

in total

Then what?

She's offended you

But I've got nothing left now

Stop nagging

Take this woman to Hell of Tongue Pulling

No please

Hell of Skinning, these were misers

Red dress

I've been looking for you everywhere

You got sent here too?

No, I was being sent to the Plough Hell

That's great

I mean, I was being sent there too

Hurry

It's the same for poor like us everywhere

He looks like he's done a lot of bad deeds

He might be an illegitimate son

That's right

I've heard a lot of bad things about him

You want to know?

What wrong did you do in your lifetime?

Nothing much. I raped a girl

Have you forgotten that...

we were robbers?

I know, let's go

We're wronged

Speak to the King of Hell

I wasn't involved in the robbery

He's the leader

Why did you catch me instead?

Shut up, just go

Guards

Push them down there

Help the needy, Buddha of Mercy

What's going on?

I heard from a woman that...

the Buddha of Mercy visits here annually

The guards conceal from everyone

It's the only chance to appeal

Maybe we're lucky

Today is the day

Help the needy, Buddha of Mercy

Have mercy on us

We've been wronged

I know about you two

Xin Ling

Yes

You helped others in heaven and on earth

I'll give you another chance

here in hell, shall I?

Excellent

Buddha is merciful

You'll need some helpers

I'll send you the to City of Lost Souls

There you'll find four other lost souls

Along with Red Dress, all of you can reincarnate

Buddha has mercy

The ghosts in hell have no blood

If you can find those with red blood

They are the ones you're looking for

Come back to me when you've found them

Yes

Great, you're one

What are you doing?

With the Buddha of Mercy's order

I'll find a few to fight our way out of hell

Are you in?

Sure...

Come

You lost

They cheated

Beat him up

Great, another one

What?

Explain to him, I'll find the others

Sure

He said he'll take us out of here

Another one

What's going on?

You'll find out soon

Come on

You...

You're in?

Of course

Greetings to Buddha of Mercy

Xinling, you've picked well

Sit down and listen to my orders

Kid, you're in hell now

Behave, the Buddha is here

Let him go, he has a reason

Please forgive me

No problem, sit down

I'll repeat your past lives

So that you'll understand more

You are Zeng Tianyang

Yes

I, Zeng Tianyang, was a warrior of the...

Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. I won many battles

As a general

I had a sworn brother Zhang Jiaxiang

He turned against us and helped our enemy

I bumped into him one day

Tried to convince him to return to our camp

He challenged me to a duel

I wondered what he was up to

Jiaxiang, you told me to come here

What are you plans?

Brother Zeng

We shouldn't fight against each other as enemies

That's why I want a duel here

Just like when we were practicing before

If you win

I'll return to the camp

If I win

Then you'll join me to help the Qings

Deal

You should know that

You're no match for me

If I lose, I'll listen to you

Please

Please

I lost

You aren't going to kill me, are you?

Of course not

You lost, you don't keep your promise and now...

Only that you win

and you won't take any precautions, right?

Come on

Thanks Brother Zeng, I owe my promotion to you

You are Yan Tingzan

Yes

Who is it?

Yan Tingzan, son of Yan Tai

Yan Tai's son? Get hold of him

I'm here to kill Yin Jixiang for my father's revenge

You shouldn't help this thug

Spare me, Yan Tingzan

Yin Jixiang, I've practised for ten years

...only for this particular day

Officer Li, catch the murderer

Go

Ten years ago, Yin Jixiang the bully

took away our property, killed my father

I'm here for my revenge

So you didn't plan to run

I'll report myself to the magistrate anyway

You're a decent man

Take him to the prison and to be sentenced

My mother wants a favor from you

Here's the money

Please pass the prisoner to our men

And we'll kill Yan tonight

So that this will be over

Of course

Here's a lot of money

Thanks

Don't worry, we'll take care of it

Good day

Share this

We've to take care of others' trouble

Let's do it

Just one word from you

Of course

The kid knows kung fu

Tie him up first

Give him a sudden blow on his jaw

So that he can neither yell or close his mouth

Get a rod and pierce it through

All his internal organs will be ripped apart

But outside... not a trace could be found

Excellent plan

I won't run anywhere, I reported myself

You were a murderer, that's the normal procedure

Excuse us

You are Wei Hanting

Right

Always practising. Come back for dinner

Sure. Coming

You're early

Uncle, auntie

We're going out today

Don't stay out too late

It isn't safe out there anymore

Besides you've got to work tomorrow

I know, mom

Don't worry, we'll be fine

Hurry back

Just because you know kung fu

You got to stay away from trouble

Fine, let's go

Bye... auntie

Let's have a bowl of noodles

Sure...

Three bowls of noodles

Right away

The police is here

What's there to worry about that!

Look at what we're wearing

The police loves picking on us

Let's go

You can't escape even if you wanted to

You're chicken? Unbelievable

We haven't done anything wrong

Keep the change

Sure

Over there

Hey, don't you know how to drive?

Are you blind?

Showing off... because he's got a girl

What's the big deal?

I'd have pressed a few more times

You want to die?

Harder

Kids, what the hell are you doing?

I'm going to get you

You almost ran us over

You think you're driving a Benz?

Don't move

I'll beat you up

Stop. You can't beat us all

Stop it, three against one?

Don't move or I'll kill you

Hurry

No big deal

We're not afraid

We didn't do anything wrong

He pulled out a gun 'coz he lost the fight

Call the police...

What kind of law is this?

Just in a squabble

And you killed that person?

What should we do?

No big deal

I can take care of this

Just say that it's a robbery

You're Lin Weigang

Yes

Let's sit here

You must be thrilled

Taking a trip to U.S.A.

Going there for a Tae Kwon Do Tournament

It's not a vacation

What's the point?

So what if you are the champion?

You're still a small potato at work

Not that you'll become a coach or somethin'

I've learnt it for several years

I just want my hard work to be recognized

I won't be going for too long

Be back in 20 days

Cheer up

Hold it there

Don't want anything to happen to her, do you?

Let her go, I'll give you all my money

And my watch too

Wait a moment

You know kung fu

If I let her go...

You may regret and beat me up

Except if you let me tie up your hands

Then we'll let her go

So what do you say?

Don't you touch her

Alright

You promised me

Sure, I'm only interested in the money

You told me you will let her go

Idiot

Who's afraid of you when your hands are tied

Stand on a side and watch

No

Weigang

Go

Weigang

Well, now that we've understood all your past lives

There is karma

There's justice in hell too

All your enemies are suffering in hell now

Because it's their retribution

Although you've done something wrong

But it's nothing evil, you can fight your way out

When it's done, it will be your time to reincarnate

Zeng Tianyang

Here

Yan Tingzan

Here

Wei Hanting

Here

Lin Weigang

Here

Xin Ling

Here

Take Red Dress with you; start from here

Fight your way out of hell

With your courage

No one and nothing can stop you. Go on

Yes, Buddha

Come on

Red Dress, help me please

What's the big deal?

I know a lot about her past

Let me tell you

Help me...

I can't take this anymore

Too much money? It's hard to help you

Better now

It's your turn

Help me...

With what?

I've lost a lot...

in all sorts of gambles

I must cut my fingers off so that I won't gamble again

Ignore him

Who are you?

You want to revolt here?

With the orders of Merciful Buddha

Who dares to stop us?

Wait a minute

You look familiar

Bullshit. I'm the guard here

Who'd know a carefree guy like you

Stop pretending

You're the one with the gun

The other day you shot me for no reason

Remember?

Right, that's me. You little scum

Now you're in hell

What do you want to do?

Nothing. I'm gonna beat the hell out of you

Pull another gun out if you can

I know him

You...

I'm Yan Tingzan. I'm sure you'll remember

Back then, the magistrate said I was a filial son

He said he was going to get me a lighter sentence

You and Officer Li accepted bribes from the Yins

And you murdered me in prison

Think I won't recognize you now, do you?

So what?

I'm going to get my revenge now

Get back

Or I'll send you to Icy Hell

You'll never get out

Stop the nonsense

You're the Officer Li

You and your accomplice Fang Quan

I've seen him already

And you, and your friend

I beat him up in the Plough Hell

You little thug

How come you're a guard here now?

You think I wouldn't recognize you?

So what if you do?

I'm in charge here

There's no justice on earth

And no justice in hell

Even I can't fight my way out

I won't be controlled by them

Me neither

What is the situation?

They've got the instruction from Buddha of Mercy

And they've passed the Icy Hell

Yan Tingzan was one of them

I've checked

We must fight together now

If they get out of here...

we're likely to lose ourjobs

I think we must get the King of Ghosts

Right

The King of Ghosts

Xin Ling, Zeng Tianyang, Yan Tingzan

Wei Hangting, Lin Weigang along with...

Red Dress are fighting their way out

Please help us to intercept them

Among them

Zeng Tianyang is one of them?

Yes, he's the King of Ghosts' enemy

He was my sworn brother

But we were enemies too

Then five of us have a common enemy

Can we count you in?

Of course

Guards

Here

Be on alert!

Yes

You dared to fight your way out?

Hurry back, or you'll only regret it

You'll never be reincarnated

Go back

Wait

I know you

You are... Zhang Jiaxiang

You helped the Qing soldiers

and killed many of our fellow men

And now you're leading the soldiers in hell

So it's the same here as on earth

Those who are able can make it anywhere

That's right

What abilities have you got?

You are ruthless

You killed righteous men like me

You are full of others' blood stains

I'll put our personal grudge aside

But now I'm here to get rid of a public hazard

Forget it. It won't be easy

Allow me

This isn't fair

Nazha, you and your brothers belonged in heaven

You can't take care of things here in hell

Although heaven, earth and hell seem different

But it's actually the same

It's a trinity

So it doesn't matter

And we've got the orders of the Buddha of Mercy

With our work here...

we'll be able to take care of things

To be fair and impartial

Your weapons could only inflict pain

But now with my illumination, they are deadly

Now go out and fight

Thanks, old friend

You just can't mind your own business

From heaven to hell

Wherever you see there's injustice

You will be there

Let me first restore your special powers