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Subtitle by: Wisya Madithiarif http://www.twitter.com/madithiarif

COOL GEL ATTACKS

A Strange Jelly Fell From The Sky.

Elastic Jelly, People Say lt's ''Aliens''

lt moves too.

lf it isn't a leech, then what is it?

Alien! Alien!

Government officials still can't identify...

this strange object that fell from the sky.

''Earth is under attack''

Officials of the Public Health Ministry...

have examined the strange creature...

which has a body like a worm.

Dr. Chokrachun stated...

that it could be those thick winged insects that molt.

People gather to see these strange creatures...

believed to come from another planet.

And one thing Thais will always do...

is ask for the winning lottery numbers.

lt fell into the bowl, right?

The bowl is round, like the number 0.

And only one fell from the sky, so that represents 1.

The method of prediction varies per person...

but all have the same objective...

to foresee the winning combination of numbers.

Some people rub their fingers on it...

and then put it on their tongue.

While others anoint their foreheads.

lt all comes down to superstition.

Viewer discretion is advised while watching.

Strange Jelly ls Just Fever Relief Cool Gel.

lt's an Alien Hoax.

Pharmacist Manit Arunakul...

Deputy Secretary General of the FDA tested the effects...

of the jelly being soaked in water for 6 hours...

and found that the gel can absorb so much water...

that it takes on a creature like form...

that the villagers misidentified.

Actually it's all nonsense. Just so embarrassing.

The Ministry of Public Health...

has confirmed that those strange objects...

that people think are aliens from outer space...

are actually just fever relief cool gels.

Whoever believes this and worships it...

is such an idiot, don't you think?

Maybe they're not that idiotic.

Maybe they just didn't give it too much thought.

That's what l think.

You talk like you're a cool gel worshiper.

Of course...

Not!

l don't have time for any nonsense.

l'm busy working every day.

Moo-dang (means roasted red pork)...

When the flour is ready, then prepare the flour.

Okay, papa./ Here's the ground pork.

You are very lucky that you've got a job...

right after you graduated.

You mean this job making steamed stuffs buns?

l've been doing this since primary school!

lt's ready Yao! Put them on the tray.

After you are done eating, go brush your teeth.

ls the weather hot, what's going on here?

The ice is melting really fast.

The weather is normal for this season.

lt is melting really fast because the wind...

is blowing the smoke from our neighbor this way.

Hey, Ma-mia...

if it is too cold here then go work at the bun factory...

it's nice and warm there.

Ah ha! lf l go for real...

you will see just how cold life would be.

Hey, shorty! Pull the switch to reduce the temperature...

and increase the coldness.

Let's see if that helps against this smoke.

Gosh what the heck!?

When are you going to move the chimney?

Damn it!

Or do l have to die before you do it?

Yeah, l'll wait until the day you die first...

then l'll move it.

'3 years ago'

Welcome to the neighborhood. l'm Maew.

Hello, Mr. Maew. l'm Teerachai.

l have a bun for you.

Oh you shouldn't have./ lt's my pleasure.

Thank you.

l also brought some ice for you.

Thank you./ Welcome.

Mr. Teerachai.

Can you move your chimney?

Our ice is melting very fast now.

Oh l can't do that, Mr. Maew.

lt's already good Fengshui there.

l think it would be better if you move...

your ice making water tank to another place instead.

But l set up my ice factory before you.

That's right...

so since l just got here you should leave now.

Hey why do you talk to me like this?

Well this is how l talk.

l think talk like that is not polite.

lf you don't like it...

then take your ice back!

And here's your bun. l don't want it either!

You're such an asshole. You Chink!

Hey, why did you call me that?! You animal! You dog!

Hey it's just the way l talk.

Why did you kick my fence?/ l didn't kick your fence.

l kicked my fence, you got a problem?

Fine! lf you can do that l will kick it too.

Now you are on my side. Damn you Teerachai!

Damn you Maew! You fat cow! Buffalo head!

Hey stop working already. Dinner is served.

This is useless. l don't see this ice factory doing well.

Why's that?

Our ice is clean with sanitation up to standards and...

without any mixed chemical substances.

Our water is also purified.

Uncle Maew, l think we should close the ice factory.

And we should invest in a bicycle for each of us...

and sell the buns our neighbors make.

lf we sell buns on our bicycles...

then we should divide the routes.

lf selling buns is what you want to do...

Then go ahead, Sommhai!

Where are you going?

l'm going to talk to that house about buying their buns.

Please sit down my lovely nephew. Sit.

Don't embarrass me. Just eat your dinner.

Why aren't you eating your food, Sub?

lt's ''Moo-sub''

Please call me by my full name.

Someone might not hear you say ''Sub'' clearly.

they might think you called me a ''slut'' not Sub!

l asked, why aren't you eating your dinner?

l wanted to eat a pork bun.

lt's more delicious.

The buns are for sale.

lt's not for people who live here to eat.

Why did you have to yell at him?

l just wanted my lovely son...

to eat mommy's cook you know.

Stop making fun of me.

And where is Yao?

Why isn't she eating with us?

She's doing something outside.

She's one of our hired help...

maybe she doesn't feel comfortable eating with us.

Tell her to come join us.

Go tell her./ You do it!

Yes, ma'am.

This bun is really good.

So absofreakinglutely yummy. Oh man!

lt's so good.

Sneaking a bite like this makes it even more delicious.

Hey, Yao!

l told you not to eat the buns!

lf you're hungry, go have dinner.

But this is a lot better than rice.

The buns are for selling and not for you to eat.

Can you please tell me your secret recipe?

When you sleep with a girl...

would you tell me what you did?

lt's just one of those things you don't talk about.

lt just happens naturally.

Same thing with me, l got my own groove.

Juggling a rattan ball with their feet while eating noodles...

was a trick kids did on TV programs during my time.

l saw it before.

That's with the noodles and no soup. This is with soup!

And what's the difference?/ This is harder.

And please stop distracting me. l might spill it.

See! Take the bowl inside.

Hey, it's your bowl./ Then go clean it.

Moo-dang. l want to eat some buns.

There's nothing to eat at your house?

Well your buns are more bootylicious.

The buns are inside. l don't have any on me.

What about the ones in your shirt?

l hate that you know me so well.

Hey, why are you throwing it away?

l still have more in here. What kind do you prefer?

l only want to eat your red buns.

You can only have my foot in your mouth in that case.

Stay away from him. He's a loser.

He can't do anything right.

Get inside now!

Sommhai, don't give up!

One day you'll win my papa over.

lf you want to eat my special red bun...

you have to be patient, okay?!

What is true love? Liver, Kidney, Guts...

or is it your favorite pants that make you look good?

ls it love for a famous last name or over a nice car?

Or love because there's money to spend?

What is true love? Shopping every day?

Romantic couples don't pay attention to others.

l don't understand so l won't love anyone.

Where is your papa?/ Huh?

Where is your papa?/ He's sleeping./ He's sleeping!

Gosh, l'm so excited. lt's our first time.

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Damn Sommhai!/ Damn Papa!

What's in your hand?

And what's in your hand?

'Borax'

You got it?

Oh here it is.

She is running a fever./ lf she doesn't get better...

we'll take her to see a doctor tomorrow. Let's go.

Let's see if she feels any better.

Mom, l'm okay now.

lt's true. The fever is gone.

So you can go to school today.

This brand is really good.

But how come it got bigger, mom?

Mine is bigger than yours.

Mine is longer than yours.

Let me touch them.

lf you really want to...

but you won't be able to hold the whole thing.

Here touch mine. lt's very hard right now.

Where did you get it? Let me play with it too.

30 cents only. How many would you like?

30 cents. Please get in line./ 2 please./ 2? Okay.

Hey man, l need 50 more orders tomorrow.

Sure, but tomorrow will be hectic.

Can you pick them up at my house?

You should hire more employees. Don't be so stingy.

l'm not. l'm looking for more staff.

Hey Zongchai, do you know any Myanmar laborers?

Hiring an illegal laborer is against the law, you know.

l don't want them to work for me.

So why do you want them for?

l just want to ask.

Why did they attack Ayuthaya back in the day?

You don't have to ask the Burmese to find out.

You can just ask the director of the film ''Suriyothai''.

Don't forget to pick up the buns tomorrow./ Okay, okay.

And where are you going?

l'm going to see that director.

So l can get the answer to my question.

Sub!/ Hey, Kumpa. How's it going, sweetheart?

Don't play with their things.

Take this. This one has more options than any of those others.

lt's got an eye too! And a mouth too!

What's that smell? Did you shit in your pants, Yao?

C'mon Papa. No, l didn't!/ lf you didn't, then what stinks?

l'm trying a new recipe.

l stuffed stink beans with shrimp paste...

to please the Southern customers.

This is the new shape of bun...

that should go well with the delicious stink beans.

That's really smelly. lt's like we're eating shit.

Are you using my special pork recipe too?

We don't have enough to fill orders as it is.

So what do you want me to do?/ Eat them all!

Help me./ No way. You eat it yourself.

l got to go.

When are you going to talk to Maew?/ That jerk?

There's nothing he can do for us.

lt'll be a waste of my time talking to him.

l don't want to talk to him!

You knew how much l hated those deadbeats.

Mr. San has already bought all the land around here.

There's only 2 houses left that won't sell.

So go talk to Mr. Maew to see what he wants to do?

So we can work things out!/ Goodness...look at you.

Hi Papa./ Don't even...

l am not your papa! Don't make me smack you in the mouth.

Hello Mr. Teerachai.

What were you looking for in my house last night?/ What?

l wasn't doing anything.

And you, what were you doing last night?

Did what? What did l do?

l saw you holding a bag last night.

What bag? There's no bag.

Don't try to play me.

l also saw you had something in your hand too!

What are you talking about? l wasn't carrying anything.

Okay, we both didn't have anything.

That's good, nobody has anything to hide.

But don't let me find out...

that you are telling others what l did.

What are you going to do if l do tell?

l won't let you do anything with my daughter.

l've never done anything to your daughter.

What do you think l've done?

Enough! Don't say anything anymore.

And what about Mr. Maew. What is he doing now?

Popcorn. Popcorn.

l'm telling you to call Mr. Maew not the dog.

l am calling a dog. Not Mr. Maew.

You are not going to stop, are you?

One on one, you and me. Let's go!

Fine, see you behind the church.

To fight?/ To Pray.

Huh?/ Are you rehearsing your jokes?

You come up with anything good?/ Hey!

Here, chop my arm. l said chop my arm.

Shit! You scared me

l'm here to talk to Mr. Maew about Mr. San.

l also want to talk to you.

Because the other day Mr. Dang sold his property to Mr. San.

So l think 2 heads are better than one./ l agree.

l heard that his lackeys threatened Mr. Dang...

until he finally gave in./ That's right.

lt's good that you have hooligans here too...

so they won't dare do the same to you.

You misunderstood...

we don't have hooligans here.

My house is the same as yours.

Hey, no no no.

Don't say that we are the same...

just because we share the fence.

You're right, we're probably not the same.

Because no one in my house is scared of their wife.

Ouch!

For that l should stuff my big toe in your mouth.

l shouldn't have wasted my time talking to a thug like you.

And let Mr. San buy your house and build a mall.

lt's better than living next to people like you!

My gosh, your Highness.

Mr. San will buy your house...

so he can build a toilet for the customers to shit in!

And don't you know...

what Mr. San will do when he buys your house?

He will buy your house to keep his trash.

Because that way he doesn't have to change anything.

What a smartass.

You Chink dog meat bunmaker with fish breath!

l don't know how to curse because l'm not ghetto like you.

Sommhai, l don't know what's gotten into my dad.

He gets so easily annoyed.

Maybe his period is late?

Stop it. That's my dad, don't joke like that.

l'm sorry.

Just kidding./ Just kidding too.

Kidding.

Kidding./ lt doesn't hurt.

Popcorn.

How come you're so cold?

Maybe he was sitting on the ice so he got all cold.

l am so jealous./ You are?

l'll make you even more jealous.

Come here Popcorn. Come here.

Go run and play. Go run around. Go.

Doing that with a dog...

won't be as fun as it'd be with a person.

Mr. San is here. l am going to get Papa.

l will go get uncle Maew too.

What is that smell, Papa?

Take your hand off and talk.

What is that smell, Papa?

Those are the stuffed stink beans and shrimp paste...

that crazy Tom made./ You mean Tomboy!

Don't even try to correct me.

Especially when l am talking about you.

Papa, Mr. San is here./ Take your hand off.

Mr. San is here.

What's in it, Yao?

What's in it, Yao?/ lt's stink beans and shrimp paste.

Hey shorty, where is uncle Maew?

Whatever it is, you can talk to me about it too.

l'm asking where uncle Maew is?

l told you, you can talk to me.

l can handle everything.

Mr. Maew told me...

if he isn't available l'm the one that is in charge.

As if l'm the factory owner myself.

Ouch...that hurts!

lf you don't tell me where uncle Maew is...

l will beat your ass. Right here right now.

Mr. Maew is pooping!

l'm not a dog lover.

Go away! l already told you and you still don't listen!

You want a piece of me?

Did you see it?/ Where?

Popcorn.

How did he die? And how come he is frozen?

What kind of gangsters kills a dog?

They should have killed a cat!

What should we do now?

Bury him./ The dog?/ Him!

Me?

How come the grave is in heart shape?

Because l love him./ Just like you.

So since l love you too...

when you die l'll make your grave heart-shaped too.

Okay, you cover it up.

He's really cold.

l don't think Mr. San killed him.

l am sorry, Yao.

Did you eat someone's fart or what?

l ate the stink beans.

Sweet beans?/ No, the stink beans.

Stop messing around. Take off your shirt.

Whoever wants it off should come and take it off.

You still got more underneath there?

Do you think you live at the North Pole?

l get cold easily.

That's not the only thing you get easily.

You also get body odor easily.

lt's so cold.

Cold? lt's hella hot! lt's not an ice factory here.

l'm a tomboy not a girl, get out!

Hey wait.

What happened, Yao? You must be doing something to her...

to make her scream so loud! Hey who's that?

That's Mr. San. What happened? Someone please explain to me!

Gosh Papa, slow down.

You want all the limelight for yourself?

You don't care about your wife and kids?

Come, follow me.

Why are you moving back?

Gosh l knew he was crazy...

but crazy enough to eat the cool gel.

Papa, the cool gel can move too?

So cute.

All gone.

Hey where did it go? Where did it disappear to?

lt's inside my pants!

Help, help, hurry up!/ Die! Die! Die!

Enough, enough./ Die! Die! Die!/ Enough!

lt's already gone.

What you're stepping on is my worm!

Papa, and where is the worm now?

Forget it. Get inside the house.

Get inside the house.

Hey!

Hurry... hurry.

Moo-dang, go lock the front door.

Yao, go lock the back door.

Ma-mia wake up. Something happened.

Yao, can you tell me now what the hell is that thing?

l don't know.

Papa, how come a passed out person has goosebumps?

Yao, what did you do to her...

to leave her so aroused like this?

Don't over exaggerate things now, Papa!

Maybe the reason why Ma-mia has goosebumps is...

because the worm is somewhere close?

How did you come up with that?

Because when l first saw it...

Ma-mia also got goosebumps.

Did you lock the back door?

No, l didn't lock it. l just shut it.

Why did you lock the front door?

Why did you get home so late?

l went to tutoring.

Then sent off my girl to her house.

Moo-sub, did you see something when you came in?

What thing?

lt's a monster looks like a gel-like worm.

And it killed Mr. San.

Oh really?/ Yes!

ls it like this one?

Yeah kind of. Where did you get it from?

My girl gave it to me./ Whoa.

Hey!

Go son, go!

Hello?

A snake got into your house?

What kind of snake? Python? How long?

2 meters? That's too long!

Hello? What got into your house?

Monitor lizard? Varanus Salvator?

Oh my goodness. Hello, what's the status of the snake?

lt's in the kitchen now? Can you hit it?

You won't kill an animal?

Wait a sec. How is the Monitor Lizard now?

Moved passed the kitchen? Hit it now. One moment please.

Hello? What kind of lizard got into your house again?

Your kid won't come home? Mom, l'm busy.

l will send you the money at the end of the month, mom.

Hello, where is the Minitor Lizard now?

How come the police don't pick up the phone?

All lines are busy./ Gosh!

Can the big worm really eat people?

Yes, l saw it with my own eyes.

Mr. San's body is still lying outside.

A python got under your sarong?

Can you wrap your sarong tightly so it won't go in?

Hello? How's the Minitor Lizard doing?

lt's in your sarong too?

Hello, mom why are you calling me again?

Hold on. l will fill up your credit on your phone card.

Hello, how's the lizard doing?

Yes, when you send the fax press 9, got it?

Hello, yes mom?

Not mom, then who the hell are you?

Hello? A Python? Just cook and eat it!

And put lots of basil leaves too.

Hello?/ Hello?

l would like to report that...

someone got killed and the body is in my house.

Please calm down. How many criminals were there?

And are they still there? Do they have any weapons?

Yes, 2 of them are still here.

But l am not sure about the weapons.

2 people?/ No, 2 worms.

They look like the cool gel that we see on TV.

They jump inside peoples' mouths, get into their stomachs...

and freezes them until they die.

Excuse me, but l don't have time to play games.

Do you think this is funny to prank call the police?

l'll trace your call and arrest you.

l'm serious, officer.

There are worms that are really killing people.

Oh really? Hey you know what? King Kong is here too.

Seriously, King Kong is here at the police station.

And this King Kong also helps good people to kill bad guys.

People all talk about him.

He helps justice prevail.

l hope that the bad guys will shoot you dead!

Sorry, l am going to sit here taking calls...

until the day l retire.

Gosh who'd be stupid enough to want to go out and get killed.

l really want to know.

lf l were you, l wouldn't believe it either.

lf our mom didn't force me, l wouldn't come...

to let my transsexual brother embarrass me.

San is also my brother, l'm here for him too!

l can't even understand what you are saying.

This way!

This way?/ Yeah!

lt looks like no one is here.

Let's go check out the other house.

There's nobody here.

Where's my brother?

How the hell should l know? He isn't my brother.

Are you looking to get 20 stitches?

l think 20 is too little. Make it 40!

That way l can make a huge insurance claim...

and also get to stay in a hospital.

Come on.

Fine!

Gosh.

What's the matter?

Where is my brother? His car is still parked outside.

Have you talked to anyone at the other house yet?

Not yet. l didn't see anyone there.

There is. Go and check carefully.

Hey you guys go check it out. l will wait here.

Hey pork bun face! l won't be killed by some worms...

but l will be killed by that cleaver!/ Sorry, honey.

Peek-a-boo!/ Hey...

Hey.../ You found some help?

No, l thought you said your Papa wasn't around...

and this was our chance.

Your chance to do what?

l knew it! Trusting someone like you...

is useless. And what is it in your hand?

Condoms.

ls screwing my daughter all you think about all day?

Have you ever thought of doing anything else?

Can you please lower your voice down?

That monster might hear us you know!

Monster? What monster?

l mean this horny monster who always carries condoms.

Where, where?/ l mean you!

Why are you throwing it? l'll pick it up.

Where the hell is everybody?

Wait.

Don't destroy things for no reason.

So what do you want to do, sir?/ Madam!

So what then, madam?

Are you coming out?

lf not, l will eat it and won't pay.

What kind of bun is this? lt's freaking stinks!

How could you eat this?/ lt's good.

What the hell is that?/ Lam! Lam! Lam!

Where is everyone?

What the hell is taking so long? What are they doing?

The Bun factory is really in for it.

lt's been a long time already, what the hell?

Sunny!

Sunny, where are you?

Where is it?

l think it's gone.

We better turn off the lights.

Don't even think of trying anything perverted.

So it won't be able to see us, Papa.

Well... Hey, who turned off the lights?

l did./ Wow, you are fast.

Papa, what is that?/ Hey...

What's that?

Hey... there it is./ Moo-dang don't!

Hey l was looking for it./ What's that?

A glow in the dark debit card!

Hey...

How come it got bigger?

You guys this way!

Throw her now. Hurry. Let her fall.

She's not dead.

l am going to tell Uncle Maew.

Sommhai, he won't believe you.

Even the police didn't believe you.

Mind your own business. You're useless!

That hurts!

l'll go!/ lt's even more useless if you go.

That really hurts!

Man! You guys really hate each other.

l saw Mr. San and his thugs come here...

so l am here... to help.

Oh, thank you.

And what is going on here, Mr. Teerachai?

There are monster worms infesting my house...

and it killed Mr. San.

We are trying to escape.

And... you should go too.

Are they fighting yet?

Are they?/ We are making up now.

l wouldn't say making up, just negotiating terms.

And where the hell were you?

l went to the Bun's house, and nobody was there...

but l found this.

See?/ What's that?

Look it's really cool.

Aren't you scared?/ Yes, l am.

Uncle Maew, look.

Gosh that female monster swallowed the male one?

Are we going to get out of this alive?

So many eggs, let's get out of here!

No, we can't. lf we escape and the eggs hatch.

lt will be disaster.

We must do something.

Let's all escape.

C'mon Papa. l thought you taught me about ''Ngi'', right?

What? Chinese people teach their kids ''Ngi'' too?

You meant ''Ngee'' which means virtue.

Not ''Ngi'' which means horny.

l will go myself.

Go open a condom factory?

An old man like you wouldn't stand a chance.

Save yourself and go enjoy the lent festival in Phuket.

l will go.

Enough, this movie is only 2 hours long!

You guys have been arguing for 10 minutes already!

Let's all go together!

Papa, l think we better check out Ma-mia's arms.

When the hair stands up that means...

we are closer to the monster.

Hey!

A bun. l am hungry.

Why?/ This is not a bun.

lt is one of those worm's eggs.

What the heck kind of eggs looks just like a bun...

and also happens to be in a bunshop too?!

We have to crush them before they hatch.

Take that you cool gel guppies! Take that!

Hey!/ They are not cracking!

What should we do?/ Just keep stomping on them.

They are not breaking open./ l can see that.

Everyone, look at Ma-mia's arm hairs!

Holy shit!

Shorty, behind you.

What kind of bullets are you packing?

The shotgun shells - buckshot.

Where is it now?

The door is closed and it's really big.

Where did it disappear to?/ Let's make a break for it!

Hey, help me.

How come you don't carry her yourself?/ l am a Tomboy.

Mr. Maew did you pass out?

Hey, uncle Maew passed out.

Hey, what happens to him... Mr. Maew?

Hey!

Help him.

Yao, take Ma-mia.

l'm a tomboy!/ Doesn't matter just carry her!

Oh yeah?

l'm not dead yet but what's wrong with your daughter?

Mr. Teerachai please tell your daughter to stop squealing.

Please stop, dear.

l can't get it open.

''Freedom''

Just eat the bun.

Please don't eat me.

What should we do now?

Should we take uncle Maew to the hospital?

l think you should try to fart it out.

Fart it out? l tried so hard to even shit it out.

My ass is still throbbing.

lt seems like that worm's trying to figure out what's in your ass.

lnstead of pulling it out, why don't we push it in?

Once it is in...

and realizes that there is nothing but shit.

Then it might come out itself.

But what if it can't find a way out then?

Then we will let someone put his mouth on your ass...

and yell ''Follow my voice!''

Shorty, move!

When l tell you to let go, then you let it go, okay?

Sommhai, have you ever played golf before?

No. But it shouldn't be that hard.

Wait!

Move a side.

l can tell you don't know what you are doing. Let me do it.

Mr. Maew, don't worry.

l will hit it myself. l have done this before.

Played golf?/ l was a caddy.

Gosh you never stop being a jerk. Kicking me down...

and telling everyone l passed out isn't bad enough?

What the hell are you murmuring about?

How are you?/ Your ass is safe now.

Anyway, where is the worm now?

Papa!

Huh?

Hey, Papa will be okay. Don't worry.

l am not worried about him...

l threw up beause we just pulled it...

from uncle Maew's asshole.

So what's next?/ Same way, but now it's my turn.

But don't worry l've played in a tournament before.

Golf?/ What?/ Golf?/ What?

Golf tournament!/ Cock fighting tournament.

You already took it out so why are you putting it back?

What? What did you say?/ Papa said he forgot.

Aim for the moon even if you miss...

you will land among the stars.

Thank you so much, Mr. Maew.

l believe that one day...

you will definitely get to wave a Thai flag at the PGA Tour.

l like wild catfish curry.

l wish one day that all the hamburger lovers out there...

will also have tasted wild catfish curry.

Keep it up!

Mr. Pro golfer from Thailand.

Aren't the both of you worried...

about what's going on?

Go!

l got an idea./ These worms don't like the cold.

You guys hear me? They don't like the cold!

Everybody listen up. This worm's weakness is the cold.

We have to lure...

these worms.../ To where?/ Dream World!

Why at Dream World?/ Because there is Snow Town there.

lt's very cold and those worms will die for sure.

l went there 2 years ago.

You retard! We are wasting our time.

lf you are going to lure it to somewhere cold...

this place also has an ice making pool.

l got a plan.

We must have someone who will sacrifice...

oneself to lure it out.

Moo-dang...

if l die, please take good care of yourself.

lf you die...

l will find a better man to take care of me.

C'mon l was just kidding. There's no need to make a sad face.

You don't want to die before getting to taste...

my father's most treasured roasted pork bun, would you?

From now on our houses...

will no longer be divided by a fence.

Why did you squeeze my butt?

You are a hero... my nephew.

l used this gag with uncle Maew before...

so please don't./ Hey...?

Papa!/ What am l doing here?

Shorty, you go turn the temperature down.

When she kissed you to give you air. Did you get turned on?

Are you crazy, papa? A dying person won't feel that way.

What about you Moo-dang? Did you get turned on?

A little bit.

Papa don't worry, forget it.

You know it takes two to tango.

Gosh you talk like you're a woman...

and my daughter is a man!

How are you, Mr. Teerachai?

Who kicked me?

The water is starting to freeze over.

l asked who kicked me?/ l did.

Yeah that's all l wanted to know so l can return the favor.

Okay, so l will watch my back.

Hey!

Moo-sub, watch out!

Yao! Yao! Yao...!

How am l going to tell your dad?

Rest in peace, Yao.

Hey, can dead people sweat?

Hey, Yao.

Why didn't you die? Yeah..?

l don't know.

l think there must be something inside her body...

that killed the worm./ You're probably right.

Papa, our house is on fire!

Fire!!

Who set the house on fire?

Someone's going to pay their weight in blood.

Damn you, Zen!

You killed my brothers, both of them.

You have it all wrong. We didn't kill anyone.

They were killed by monsters.

Liar! You bun face chink!

You have to believe me! At first it was the same size as my bun...

and then it grew bigger and bigger.

Now it's as big as a house!

l think he must be watching too many Hollywood movies.

Zen!/ Avenge me.

Bomb!

Zen! l will get revenge for you.

Damn it's fake! Damn Zen, you scum dog!

Please calm down. That worm is afraid of the buns.

l fed a bun to one of those monsters from the fridge...

and it died.

Oh, you fed it with a bun from the fridge and it died right away.

Oh...

What stinks? Did you shit your pants?

l tried a new bun recipe...

using the stink beans and shrimp paste.

There must be something inside you that killed it.

Moo-dang, give me the stink beans.

Hey where is my daughter?/ Over there!/ Oh...

Moo-dang!

Hey my kid is too small to satisfy your appetite...

so eat me instead.

Papa, here are the stink beans.

lf it isn't the stink beans then it must be the shrimp paste.

Everyone step back!

Huh?

l will take care of it. Come and get it!

Yay!

How did you kill it? And where did you get it from?

l knew why Sommhai didn't answer.

l don't understand. Why won't he tell?

Borax.

He used Borax to kill it.

l know that l am not supposed to use Borax in the buns.

Are you awake?

l have such a bad headache.

You've been sleeping too much.

l'm sorry but is the worm dead yet?

Yes.

We're lucky there's only one and it was very small.

Lieutenant, are you sure it's this house?

Sure, my source tipped me off. There's no mistake.

This is the house that is full of Ecstasy pills.

Gosh... my stomach is groaning so loud.

Why do we have to work now.

Are you hungry again?

Uh-huh.

There's rice stuck on your mouth and...

half of the head of fish left and you still want to eat?

l really don't get it.

Why did you even bring it with you on duty?!

You brought some food with you too.

This is my lunch.

Finish your job first.

Go!

And when you're done, go get a haircut too!

Yes, sir./ Go!

What's the hurry? Wait up. l am really hungry right now.

''Breakfast''

Hey, what's going on?

How did you two get inside my house?

We're offering food to the monks./ l see.

What time will the monks arrive?

The thing you are hiding behind your back...

isn't it a bun?

l'm sorry. l am a bit hard-headed.

l like to do everything opposite.

lf you want me to eat, l won't.

lf you don't want me to eat, l will.

lf you say this is a bun, l won't eat it.

But if you say this isn't a bun...

then l will eat it./ Don't!

That is not a bun! lt's an alien worm!

lf it gets in your mouth, you will die right the way!

An alien space worm. Ah ha!

lt's you who prank called me last night.

l didn't get any sleep you know! Once l finish eating this...

the handcuff on my waists will be on your wrists. Huh?

The handcuff on my wrists will be on your wrists.

The handcuff on my wrists will be on whose wrists?/ Hey!

The handcuff on your waist will be on his wrists.

That's right./ Hey!

Hey! Hey! Don't eat it!

l told you so.

We got to help him.

What happened, Mr. Teerachai?

Hey, this is a police officer. And what's that?

The officer ate the worm.

l guess he ate a lot of them. Look how big his belly is.

No, he's just fat! / Mr. Maew.

Sommhai, go get the crowbar./ Okay.

Got it./ A crowbar./ This is a toilet plunger!

Count 1-3 and let it go.

1.. 2.. 3

Did it come out?

He already ate it.

Now what?

Move aside. You are not helping.

Let go! l'll do it.

Hey! lt's coming out!

Just like an assassin./ Curley eyelash killer.

Weed killer.

Cogon grass./ Bottom grass.

Nut grass.

The water isn't cold. How come it died?

Borax is mixed in the water./ Moo-dang's recipe.

Wow.

Good job.

What is it?/ Nasty! You want me to slap you.

What is it? lt's scary.

A worm?/ You startled me.

''A few days later''

Oh gosh. We couldn't sell any bun at all.

That's okay. l will come up with a new recipe.

Goodness. lf l have to wait for your new recipe...

l will probably have to eat dirt in the meantime.

Try this new recipe. Ho curry...

Chili pepper and pork paste, Green Chili Paste...

We will sell this in the Northern provinces.

But the pork must be marinated in the same formula.

Wow Yao, ever since you got a Northern wife...

you express yourself a lot better.

Enough. Stop talking already.

No more borax marinated pork.

ln order to do business, we have to have...

ethics.

Yes, ethics.

Just eat it. All natural.

Moo-dang.

Yes, Sommhai?

Would you marry me?

Give me your hand.

Are you crazy? Why are you proposing now?

l will give you time until the ice melts to answer.

lf you don't answer that means ''yes''.

As soon as the ice melts?

Hey, Papa... l meant Mr. Teerachai.

Good idea! Very romantic.

Papa!

So kind of you. Sorry to bother you to fix this.

My plesaure.

Done. Try it now.

l guarantee the freezer will last for at least a decade.

Let's get something to drink./ l'm pretty thirsty too.

Let's have dinner together, Mr. Maew./ Okay then.

Papa...

Anything that's too hot could be dangerous.

So it must be chilled in the freezer.

But that is my love you are freezing not that worm.

That worm or your worm, they are both dangerous.

Subtitle by: Wisya Madithiarif http://www.twitter.com/madithiarif