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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,240 Hi! 2 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,747 How are you doing? - Hi! 3 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,884 Thanks for this job. 4 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:25,233 It's Spartacus. A friend of mine. 5 00:03:25,353 --> 00:03:27,697 A very important man. 6 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:29,660 Spartacus. 7 00:03:30,156 --> 00:03:33,207 Do you remember the Battle of the Sele? 8 00:03:33,327 --> 00:03:35,137 They gut you, 9 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,792 but you had one hell of a time. 10 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:44,521 Better than Sitting Bull. Viva Spartacus! 11 00:03:44,801 --> 00:03:46,830 Down with Flaxman. 12 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:50,020 His ideas are all fucked up. 13 00:03:51,771 --> 00:03:54,921 - Okay. See you tomorrow. - Maybe. 14 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:56,944 Maybe... 15 00:04:05,137 --> 00:04:08,057 - How much did you spend? - $18.00 16 00:04:08,177 --> 00:04:11,716 Hey! That's a whole army out there. 17 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,151 An army... 18 00:04:13,271 --> 00:04:16,235 ...disguised as creatures from outer space... 19 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:18,951 ...to liberate the city from the reign of rodents. 20 00:04:19,071 --> 00:04:23,552 Let them try their deadly poison. Chemicals from advanced laboratories. 21 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,902 It will never succeed. 22 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:29,316 - Rats are smart. - Men are stupid! 23 00:04:30,277 --> 00:04:32,503 During the time of Julius Caesar, 24 00:04:32,623 --> 00:04:37,121 rodents were already the cause of starvation among the people. 25 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:39,771 Bear this in mind, Lafayette: 26 00:04:40,035 --> 00:04:43,548 civilizations fade away... 27 00:04:44,295 --> 00:04:46,753 ...but the rats remain! 28 00:04:46,873 --> 00:04:50,744 The future belongs to the rats. 29 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:53,679 How much did you spend? 30 00:04:53,799 --> 00:04:56,351 - 18. - I thought you said 17. 31 00:04:56,471 --> 00:04:58,545 - No. I said 18. - I heard 17. 32 00:04:58,665 --> 00:04:59,996 - I said 18! - This is fake. 33 00:05:00,116 --> 00:05:04,088 I'm not going to pay $18 for fake fur. Just a minute... 34 00:05:06,117 --> 00:05:08,459 This is real! 35 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:11,873 This is fake. See the difference? 36 00:05:15,138 --> 00:05:18,733 - Got to go. Got to work. - Just a minute. 37 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:23,634 Talking to you is like talking to air. Might as well be talking to myself. 38 00:05:31,105 --> 00:05:33,463 18 bucks for this crap! 39 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:51,603 Shit! 40 00:06:40,789 --> 00:06:43,279 ...with white teeth. 41 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:45,489 The All-American man. 42 00:06:47,496 --> 00:06:50,102 Why do we have to put up with that clown? 43 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:55,148 - But who's going to do the lights? - We should do it ourselves! 44 00:06:55,521 --> 00:06:59,693 - I can't go on like this! - Stop it! Stop it, will you? 45 00:07:05,235 --> 00:07:09,193 That's enough fooling around. We got to talk about the show. 46 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:12,821 We've got to do something here! 47 00:07:13,757 --> 00:07:15,406 Organize food. 48 00:07:15,526 --> 00:07:19,380 Concentrate, will you? Let's start looking at the notes. 49 00:07:19,859 --> 00:07:22,761 Can I help it if I am sexy? 50 00:07:22,881 --> 00:07:25,374 What does Angelica see in him? 51 00:07:25,494 --> 00:07:27,892 Never mind them. 52 00:07:28,502 --> 00:07:32,312 Is your arm broken? You want to help? 53 00:07:38,548 --> 00:07:42,403 Suzanne, everything is ready! 54 00:07:45,982 --> 00:07:48,241 What's for lunch? 55 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:57,583 We've got to stop fucking around and get going. 56 00:07:57,703 --> 00:08:01,922 Personal stories aren't enough. We have to keep digging. 57 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:06,540 Digging to get to the source. 58 00:08:07,815 --> 00:08:10,058 What's so funny? 59 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:13,472 I'm so hungry I can't think about anything. 60 00:08:13,592 --> 00:08:17,265 We have to do another show. How are we going to pay the bills? 61 00:08:17,385 --> 00:08:21,169 - I've been telling you... - I know, I know. 62 00:08:22,318 --> 00:08:25,055 You need some? 63 00:08:25,979 --> 00:08:29,904 - It's a little bit too salty. - It's sea salt. It's good for you. 64 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:33,565 - I'll cook tomorrow. - Sure. 65 00:08:33,685 --> 00:08:37,259 Anything we can do, you can do better. 66 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:41,547 Men are the best cooks. 67 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,071 I'm glad you can do something right. 68 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:50,865 - This isn't too salty. - A rooster in a hen house! 69 00:08:50,985 --> 00:08:53,486 Very funny! 70 00:08:53,606 --> 00:08:59,518 We've been talking and talking. We're just not getting anywhere. 71 00:08:59,943 --> 00:09:02,980 We've got to get more specific. 72 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:06,793 We've got to pick one topic and work on it. 73 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:10,446 That's what we're doing! We'll get there, don't worry! 74 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,681 She says we should talk about rape. 75 00:09:16,252 --> 00:09:21,775 - Rape is very fashionable! - Good idea! 76 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,053 Have you ever been raped? 77 00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:28,090 - Has anyone here been raped? - No. 78 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:31,127 How are we going to talk about it? It hasn't happened to anybody. 79 00:09:31,247 --> 00:09:36,246 - Have you no imagination? - Nothing happens until we do something. 80 00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:40,334 - We talk too long. - Have any suggestions? 81 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:43,711 Well, we should experience rape in some way. 82 00:09:43,831 --> 00:09:46,600 You mean we should be raped? 83 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,809 Or rape someone. 84 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:53,149 It doesn't matter which side we're on. The important thing is the experience. 85 00:09:53,269 --> 00:09:57,418 - You mean like rape a guy? - Sure, why not? 86 00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:10,320 You. 87 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:15,587 The only male. What do you think about rape? 88 00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:19,835 I don't believe in rape. 89 00:10:20,910 --> 00:10:23,353 I don't want to talk about it. 90 00:10:23,473 --> 00:10:28,217 What's the matter? Don't you think women are worth talking to? 91 00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:31,751 I don't know if we should do a whole show on rape. 92 00:10:31,871 --> 00:10:34,597 Women should not aspire to that kind of violence. 93 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,974 Aspiring has nothing to do with it. Women are violent. 94 00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:41,521 Why do we have to show women as victims or helpless... 95 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:47,820 and try to whitewash the fact that we are as capable of violence as men are. 96 00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,964 It's warm! 97 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,447 Go ahead, shoot off your mouth! 98 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:57,081 I shoot my load! 99 00:11:17,859 --> 00:11:21,809 That was maybe a little bit too violent. 100 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:54,742 You talk a good game. Let's see your action. 101 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:59,660 I don't want to do anything that's psychologically damaging. 102 00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:03,907 Come on! Let's find out if he's a faggot or not! 103 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:08,325 - You're stuck on this idea? - I'm worried. 104 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:12,127 He'll wake up and beat the shit out of us! 105 00:12:12,247 --> 00:12:18,053 - You think he would hesitate if he were in your place? - No, it's not that. 106 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:29,017 Take a walk instead of reading that book! 107 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:34,270 I'm not enjoying it, but I'll share the responsibility with you. 108 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,712 Go on! 109 00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:42,871 Why me? Why am I the one? 110 00:12:43,508 --> 00:12:47,098 Because you like him that's why. 111 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:58,005 God, you're all sitting here waiting! You are like vultures! 112 00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:05,812 If he wakes up and hits me... 113 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:11,016 - What if he sues me tomorrow? - Come on! 114 00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:44,531 Come on! A rape is a rape! 115 00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:16,994 You're happy. 116 00:14:17,114 --> 00:14:18,884 Aren't you? 117 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:21,454 Lafayette... 118 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,895 It is possible. 119 00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:28,506 It's not violent! It's not a rape! 120 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,456 What the fuck! 121 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,715 - You could have killed me! - So what? 122 00:15:12,835 --> 00:15:15,170 - I can't see! - Call the cops! 123 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:19,014 - I want to talk to my lawyer. - Big deal! 124 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,066 I could kill you! 125 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:26,227 Watch it or I'll bust another bottle over your head! You broke my nail. 126 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,328 Fuck off! 127 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:36,045 - How could you? - Don't listen to that asshole. 128 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:50,532 I thought you were different! You are all the same! 129 00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:57,423 I'll punish you! 130 00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:03,909 I'll punish you. 131 00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:51,799 Robin! 132 00:18:22,203 --> 00:18:25,155 - Are you going to come or not? - Maybe. 133 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,980 Hurry up! Come on! 134 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,986 Hey, Luigi! 135 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:20,326 - You brought what you promised? - I was waiting for you. 136 00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:26,587 - It's not much. - Thanks. 137 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,450 - You are so beautiful! - Thank you. 138 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,133 Give me a kiss. 139 00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:36,554 - Here. - There? No. 140 00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:38,211 Oh, please! 141 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:42,820 Give me a kiss! 142 00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:45,633 No. I said, no. 143 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,532 There's your keeper. 144 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,460 Come on, Luigi. Let's go! 145 00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,233 Leave women alone! 146 00:20:07,913 --> 00:20:10,398 Shame on you! 147 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,003 You're a bunch of fools! 148 00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:27,159 Come on! 149 00:21:33,975 --> 00:21:36,948 Come on! Run, run! 150 00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:58,856 This is the best picture I've ever taken! 151 00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:04,548 I'm hungry, let's eat! Come on! 152 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,540 Come on! 153 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,820 Come on! 154 00:23:33,738 --> 00:23:37,328 What a beautiful sculpture! 155 00:24:40,991 --> 00:24:42,626 Damn it. 156 00:24:42,746 --> 00:24:44,771 Damn it! 157 00:24:46,449 --> 00:24:48,573 I've got to leave you... 158 00:24:48,693 --> 00:24:51,547 ...but I don't want to. 159 00:24:55,731 --> 00:24:58,364 I've...got...to leave you. 160 00:25:05,076 --> 00:25:06,584 Lafayette! 161 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,345 I'm coming! 162 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:11,384 What's up? 163 00:25:22,725 --> 00:25:25,869 I found it, but I can't keep it. 164 00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:29,048 I am allergic to the hair. 165 00:25:29,685 --> 00:25:32,553 Keep it. You are young. 166 00:25:37,879 --> 00:25:41,851 Mrs. Toland! Robin! Miko! 167 00:25:44,654 --> 00:25:46,800 He's beautiful. 168 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:09,474 I... 169 00:26:09,594 --> 00:26:11,640 ...I found him. 170 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,463 A baby, baby. 171 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:19,286 Look, we found a baby! 172 00:26:20,055 --> 00:26:23,326 Thank you very much. 173 00:26:23,446 --> 00:26:28,254 I can't keep you. I can't. I would like to. 174 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:39,939 I'm going to sing him a song that my son liked when he was a little baby. 175 00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:43,408 Will you accompany me, Miko? 176 00:26:43,528 --> 00:26:47,635 Hush a-bye baby 177 00:26:47,755 --> 00:26:51,097 on the treetop. 178 00:26:51,217 --> 00:26:57,073 When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 179 00:26:57,498 --> 00:27:03,402 When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 180 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:06,596 Down will come baby, 181 00:27:06,716 --> 00:27:10,695 cradle and all. 182 00:27:19,021 --> 00:27:23,354 If you want him to live, you have to keep him warm. 183 00:27:24,182 --> 00:27:29,543 I have some baby clothes that won't be needed anymore. 184 00:27:38,322 --> 00:27:41,189 Thank you. I don't know how to dress a baby. 185 00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:45,182 It's easy! Just don't be afraid. 186 00:27:50,131 --> 00:27:53,444 That's right. Go on, it won't break! 187 00:27:53,564 --> 00:27:56,481 So you're leaving the poster up? 188 00:27:56,601 --> 00:28:00,134 Yes! I like the way he sings! 189 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,762 What does your son say about it? 190 00:28:04,882 --> 00:28:09,371 He says he won't come and see me anymore until I take it down. 191 00:28:09,491 --> 00:28:12,132 I had that doll when I was a little girl. 192 00:28:12,252 --> 00:28:16,274 "The Pink Lady." That's what I called her. 193 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:29,593 All the children who come here, fall in love with "The Pink Lady". 194 00:28:39,388 --> 00:28:42,447 You and your rats! 195 00:29:29,272 --> 00:29:31,970 - One milk, please. - Milk? You? 196 00:29:32,090 --> 00:29:35,177 Yes, for my baby! Milk! 197 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:02,683 And this depicts the Last Supper. 198 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:06,400 That's Jesus in the center surrounded by his 12 disciples. 199 00:30:18,237 --> 00:30:22,443 Good morning! Good morning! 200 00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:34,773 Children come back here! Don't bother the man! 201 00:30:34,893 --> 00:30:39,254 Children, come on! Stay with me! 202 00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:47,006 Pretty good, huh? 203 00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:51,776 It's my invention. 204 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,684 - Who is it? - Me! 205 00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,870 Come in! 206 00:31:20,304 --> 00:31:24,275 You see how much they like my chariot race? 207 00:31:24,395 --> 00:31:26,579 It was a good idea. 208 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:32,972 What are you doing with that monkey? 209 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,393 I found him. 210 00:31:39,628 --> 00:31:41,540 Found him. 211 00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:44,725 You poor, untutored ignoramus! 212 00:31:44,845 --> 00:31:51,543 - Have you heard about old Demifon? - No sir. I haven't. 213 00:31:52,393 --> 00:31:55,260 I understand electronics. 214 00:31:57,618 --> 00:31:59,678 Look at him. 215 00:31:59,798 --> 00:32:03,161 He understand every word we're saying. 216 00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:06,920 - He's sleepy. - No. 217 00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:10,473 He's just pretending to be asleep. 218 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:15,230 Old Demifon had a dream in which he gave a goat to a monkey. 219 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:18,935 - So what? - So I'm going to advise you. 220 00:32:19,615 --> 00:32:22,694 You must get rid of this quadruped immediately. 221 00:32:22,814 --> 00:32:24,988 - Why? - Why... 222 00:32:25,392 --> 00:32:28,811 ...the simpleton asks me why. 223 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:33,653 Because your freedom will be dead and gone forever. 224 00:32:33,773 --> 00:32:37,646 Ad Vitam aeternam. 225 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:42,043 Look. Can't you see? 226 00:32:42,404 --> 00:32:47,438 He already considers you his father. Listen to me, Lafayette. 227 00:32:47,969 --> 00:32:51,112 Get rid of it before it's too late. 228 00:32:51,232 --> 00:32:54,107 Listen to the voice of reason. 229 00:32:57,335 --> 00:33:01,455 Lafayette...get rid of it. 230 00:33:01,575 --> 00:33:03,494 Sure. 231 00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,852 Forget the dictates of your heart. 232 00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:23,117 You shouldn't have that! It's an endangered species! - Really? 233 00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:28,117 If you don't get out of here, you're going to be an endangered species! 234 00:35:00,610 --> 00:35:03,201 Your bed. 235 00:35:24,726 --> 00:35:26,638 Scram! 236 00:35:52,856 --> 00:35:56,573 Why don't you want to sleep? 237 00:36:52,742 --> 00:36:56,289 Lafayette, I came to take you to the theater. 238 00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,880 We pay you to work, you know. 239 00:37:01,153 --> 00:37:02,788 No way! 240 00:37:09,864 --> 00:37:12,774 Goddamn, shit! 241 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,832 You shit on my blue sweater! 242 00:37:15,952 --> 00:37:18,954 You shit on my blue sweater! 243 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:30,986 Eat your shit! 244 00:37:32,636 --> 00:37:35,142 Nice place you have here. 245 00:37:35,262 --> 00:37:38,434 Girls always say that! 246 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:46,557 What's this suppose to be? 247 00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:52,037 It's a Roman chariot. 248 00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:56,963 2nd century AD. 249 00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,637 Now... 250 00:38:01,423 --> 00:38:04,163 ...it's a sofa. 251 00:38:16,557 --> 00:38:20,529 Go! Go and eat your shit! 252 00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:25,010 Sorry. 253 00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:32,262 Girls... 254 00:38:32,382 --> 00:38:35,129 ...you're talking about my house. 255 00:38:35,249 --> 00:38:37,657 Talking about my sofa. 256 00:38:37,777 --> 00:38:39,271 And what about my baby? 257 00:38:39,391 --> 00:38:43,030 Poor Lafayette! Seduced and abandoned! 258 00:38:43,150 --> 00:38:49,041 With a child out of wedlock! Do you want me to marry you? 259 00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:53,691 I've already seen my lawyer. Don't worry. 260 00:38:56,197 --> 00:38:59,638 - I like it here. Can I stay? - Sure, sure. 261 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,010 But, don't touch me. 262 00:39:21,813 --> 00:39:25,317 Do you remember about Cleopatra? 263 00:39:25,615 --> 00:39:27,420 Cleopatra? 264 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,415 Sure, Cleopatra. 265 00:39:30,988 --> 00:39:33,218 The fabulous queen of Egypt. 266 00:39:34,012 --> 00:39:37,389 A snake bit her on the tit... 267 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,214 ...and she died. 268 00:39:43,477 --> 00:39:45,941 Don't do that. 269 00:39:47,003 --> 00:39:49,870 I don't like the way they look. 270 00:40:15,926 --> 00:40:19,962 Do you really want to go to the theater? 271 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,806 I just want to stay with you. 272 00:40:39,685 --> 00:40:42,616 Come on. come on! 273 00:40:44,315 --> 00:40:46,672 Now, look! 274 00:40:47,743 --> 00:40:50,271 Look, look! 275 00:40:53,563 --> 00:40:55,134 Wow! 276 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,170 Lafayette! 277 00:41:19,183 --> 00:41:20,606 Lafayette! 278 00:41:36,096 --> 00:41:38,028 Don't be afraid. 279 00:42:01,702 --> 00:42:05,631 Do you want to live with me? We'd be nice together. 280 00:42:07,139 --> 00:42:08,520 No. 281 00:42:29,455 --> 00:42:33,278 - Do you want to go to the theater now? - No! I don't want to go back! 282 00:42:33,398 --> 00:42:37,993 No, if I see those cunts I kill them! 283 00:42:38,852 --> 00:42:40,891 I won't forget what they did. 284 00:42:41,011 --> 00:42:43,249 What they took. 285 00:42:44,289 --> 00:42:46,137 Come on. 286 00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:54,415 Come on! 287 00:43:01,571 --> 00:43:04,583 - I'm going to borrow your bike. - No! 288 00:43:42,151 --> 00:43:45,464 - What are you doing here? - Just passing by. 289 00:43:47,546 --> 00:43:49,967 At least I'm watching. 290 00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:53,536 If you keep going out alone, 291 00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:57,571 the deal's off! No more protection! No more! 292 00:43:57,691 --> 00:44:00,035 I don't want protection. 293 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,348 You are all dressed up. 294 00:44:09,468 --> 00:44:12,321 It's the suit I'm going to be buried in. 295 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:16,102 I like to dust it off from time to time. 296 00:44:19,415 --> 00:44:21,943 I'm going now. 297 00:44:26,221 --> 00:44:28,642 I don't want to bother you. 298 00:44:28,762 --> 00:44:30,745 No worry. 299 00:44:39,318 --> 00:44:41,187 Cornelius! 300 00:44:51,799 --> 00:44:54,879 - My house. - Yes, I see. 301 00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:59,721 You don't even have a dinner table. 302 00:45:05,222 --> 00:45:07,962 My house is much nicer. 303 00:45:14,209 --> 00:45:17,374 - Do you have a fork? - Yes. 304 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:46,801 Never at night. That's for you. Italian dressing. 305 00:46:02,205 --> 00:46:05,603 Do you like that, Cornelius? 306 00:46:08,364 --> 00:46:10,721 Very good. 307 00:46:12,717 --> 00:46:14,649 Very good. 308 00:46:19,789 --> 00:46:22,487 I am mainly carnivorous. 309 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:28,588 One of these days, I'm going to give a cocktail party at my place. 310 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,125 Why. 311 00:46:40,205 --> 00:46:41,989 Why? 312 00:46:53,574 --> 00:46:57,014 You don't talk much, do you? 313 00:47:06,737 --> 00:47:11,495 Years ago, this was really fashionable. 314 00:47:19,914 --> 00:47:24,735 Now, in a proper typographical way... 315 00:47:24,855 --> 00:47:27,114 ...a balloon. 316 00:47:44,748 --> 00:47:46,766 Why? 317 00:47:47,381 --> 00:47:49,377 Why? 318 00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:55,563 What's the matter with you? Leave Cleopatra alone! 319 00:49:57,464 --> 00:50:01,691 So, despite my advice you decided to keep it. 320 00:50:02,116 --> 00:50:06,172 I didn't want to, but he needs me. 321 00:50:08,227 --> 00:50:11,540 Now, you're really in trouble. 322 00:50:19,528 --> 00:50:23,882 War casualty or civilian accident? 323 00:50:25,687 --> 00:50:28,915 I'd like to see Mr. Flaxman please. 324 00:50:49,994 --> 00:50:52,947 - May I help you? - Mr. Andreas Flaxman? 325 00:50:53,067 --> 00:50:55,517 Who are you? 326 00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:59,063 Paul Jefferson, State Foundation for Psychological Research. 327 00:50:59,183 --> 00:51:02,759 Our department has made a very thorough investigation. 328 00:51:02,879 --> 00:51:06,455 You're a curator of a museum that supports the advancement of civilized man. 329 00:51:06,575 --> 00:51:11,510 Well, yes. I have dedicated myself to memory of Imperial Rome. 330 00:51:11,630 --> 00:51:15,525 I know. Our research is very up-to-date. 331 00:51:15,885 --> 00:51:21,683 I've been instructed to make you a very unusual proposition. - Really? 332 00:51:22,299 --> 00:51:26,844 I'm the one who usually takes people through the museum. 333 00:51:26,964 --> 00:51:31,029 It's a matter of making morphological changes to some of your wax figures. 334 00:51:31,149 --> 00:51:35,277 - You mean my historical characters? - Yes, you understand? 335 00:51:35,616 --> 00:51:40,501 "Populusque senatus Romanus." 336 00:51:44,388 --> 00:51:47,659 Here are Mark Antony and Caesar. 337 00:51:47,779 --> 00:51:51,376 After the assassination of Caesar, of course. 338 00:51:51,496 --> 00:51:56,919 Here we have Caesar while he was still alive. 339 00:51:57,535 --> 00:52:03,100 - May I put my case on the table? - Yes. Be careful, it's fragile. 340 00:52:09,831 --> 00:52:14,674 Now, let me explain to you Mr. Flaxman... 341 00:52:15,247 --> 00:52:20,000 ...it involves a very subtle, gradual undertaking. 342 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,441 - Those are pictures of my museum! - Yes. 343 00:52:23,775 --> 00:52:28,044 A transformation day-by-day that progressively changes the... 344 00:52:28,164 --> 00:52:31,230 ...morphology of some of your figures. 345 00:52:31,350 --> 00:52:37,177 To instill in your visitors a modern political point-of-view. 346 00:52:37,297 --> 00:52:40,363 For example, Julius Caesar... 347 00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:43,588 ...a metamorphosis... 348 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:49,132 ...of Julius Caesar into the likeness of... 349 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,360 ...John F. Kennedy. 350 00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:55,461 What do you think? 351 00:52:56,417 --> 00:52:59,433 You want me to falsify historical truth? 352 00:52:59,553 --> 00:53:04,955 - Don't get excited, calm down. - Tell how you got in these pictures! 353 00:53:05,358 --> 00:53:09,542 - Pleas don't get upset. - This is outrageous! 354 00:53:09,662 --> 00:53:12,303 This is disgraceful! 355 00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:18,633 Here I am, minding my own business, on my own property and you... 356 00:53:18,753 --> 00:53:25,332 ..you take unauthorized photos of my museum and proceed to distort them! 357 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:29,253 That's some psychology dept. you've got! 358 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:35,561 - Why don't you bug my phone? - You're making a mistake, Mr. Flaxman. 359 00:53:36,113 --> 00:53:41,168 Do you realize your museum is in violation of several safety regulations? 360 00:53:41,657 --> 00:53:46,202 There are no emergency exits. No fire doors or sprinkler system. 361 00:53:46,322 --> 00:53:51,724 No fire extinguishers. Some of your windows do not open. 362 00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:56,523 This can be very dangerous, and it is highly illegal. 363 00:53:56,643 --> 00:54:00,792 On the other hand, if you accept our proposal... 364 00:54:00,912 --> 00:54:04,084 I can assure you a special bonus... 365 00:54:04,204 --> 00:54:09,267 ...will find it's way into the museum's maintenance fund. 366 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,343 And the I.R.S. will know nothing about it. 367 00:54:14,463 --> 00:54:19,310 I refuse to submit to blackmail! 368 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:31,834 Everybody ready? - Good. One ... two ... three! 369 00:54:50,616 --> 00:54:54,907 You're carrying very low. I think you're going to have a girl. 370 00:55:09,837 --> 00:55:13,341 Are you responsible for this? 371 00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:17,738 These are the women who raped me. 372 00:55:22,108 --> 00:55:26,781 I like the one with the long black hair. 373 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:37,171 - Can you put in a good word for me? - Luigi, she is really, really tough. 374 00:55:37,532 --> 00:55:39,911 I know. Tough but... 375 00:56:14,324 --> 00:56:19,209 - Jealous! - You are green with envy. 376 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:23,125 Never, never. 377 00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:27,798 Flowers for these young mothers. 378 00:56:29,199 --> 00:56:32,626 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 379 00:56:39,426 --> 00:56:42,463 - That's for you. - Thank you very much. 380 00:56:43,610 --> 00:56:46,562 You gave me too many, love. 381 00:56:51,221 --> 00:56:54,640 - Is he a florist? - No, he's a thief! 382 00:56:56,021 --> 00:56:59,632 That's for you. For you too. 383 00:57:06,013 --> 00:57:12,002 My dear women, this happened because you; one... 384 00:57:12,576 --> 00:57:16,760 ...you never go out with men like me. I am a gentleman. 385 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,860 I'm always very careful. Two... 386 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:24,958 ...my generation invented the pill. Why aren't you using the pill? 387 00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:30,947 The pill frees you from bondage to biology. 388 00:57:31,067 --> 00:57:33,249 That was nice of your generation, 389 00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:37,476 ...but we've decided to stop poisoning our bodies with pills. 390 00:57:37,596 --> 00:57:43,869 - Better living through chemistry! - We're trying to understand ... 391 00:57:43,989 --> 00:57:45,738 ...whether to have children or not. 392 00:57:46,090 --> 00:57:50,040 Forget it, Luigi! They're nothing but trouble! 393 00:57:51,272 --> 00:57:54,394 Nobody wants to listen to us anymore. 394 00:58:16,236 --> 00:58:19,188 You are too early. We open at 10. 395 00:58:19,308 --> 00:58:21,737 You are the worst. 396 00:58:24,315 --> 00:58:27,883 My dear Luigi, it hurts me when you say things like that. 397 00:58:28,003 --> 00:58:31,197 Even though I know you're not serious. 398 00:58:31,317 --> 00:58:35,635 - Why the worst? - Locked up in here day after day... 399 00:58:35,755 --> 00:58:40,283 ...trying to preserve something that doesn't exist anymore. 400 00:58:40,403 --> 00:58:43,759 It's time to destroy that image of a man! 401 00:58:43,879 --> 00:58:48,718 My dear Luigi, you could never understand. 402 00:58:48,838 --> 00:58:51,261 Someone has to care. 403 00:58:51,381 --> 00:58:58,161 Someone has to be concerned. Especially in this time of decadence and ruin. 404 00:58:59,548 --> 00:59:02,049 Jesus Christ! 405 00:59:02,169 --> 00:59:06,623 What's the matter with you? Am I bleeding? 406 00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:10,048 Stay right here. 407 00:59:10,910 --> 00:59:15,870 Help! Jeff! Lafayette! 408 00:59:25,356 --> 00:59:26,848 Dignity. 409 00:59:26,968 --> 00:59:31,808 I have taken it upon myself to be the one. I will have been the only one... 410 00:59:32,817 --> 00:59:35,423 ...to have kept that culture alive! 411 00:59:38,386 --> 00:59:40,214 No! 412 00:59:58,111 --> 01:00:01,053 Mr. Nixon, what are you doing here? 413 01:00:01,655 --> 01:00:07,666 - The barbarians are at the gate! - Who says so? 414 01:00:07,786 --> 01:00:12,142 Your friend is stupid! He has insulted culture! 415 01:00:12,436 --> 01:00:16,871 This is my property and I want him out! 416 01:00:17,711 --> 01:00:21,389 Watch out for the stick. Out! Out! 417 01:00:22,984 --> 01:00:26,032 Out! Never come back! 418 01:00:26,452 --> 01:00:31,433 You are worse than a judge! Worse than the police ... and the priest! 419 01:00:31,553 --> 01:00:34,648 You are worse than all of them! 420 01:00:34,768 --> 01:00:37,990 - Anarchists! - Yes! 421 01:00:41,331 --> 01:00:43,769 Jesus Christ, look at me. 422 01:00:51,594 --> 01:00:54,516 What did you do to Luigi? 423 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:57,689 He's really mad. 424 01:00:57,809 --> 01:01:02,670 Luigi is a savage! I'm the one who should be mad! 425 01:01:12,763 --> 01:01:15,201 He's a Kennedy! 426 01:01:15,621 --> 01:01:20,602 That's right. When I'm finished, it will be perfect. 427 01:01:22,550 --> 01:01:28,329 - You're transforming the museum. - Don't be ridiculous! 428 01:01:32,768 --> 01:01:34,933 You're always asleep. 429 01:01:35,053 --> 01:01:39,346 You put Nixon's head on Nero's body. 430 01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:43,252 There is history, and there is a compromise. 431 01:01:43,372 --> 01:01:49,557 Sometimes they flow together, and we we get a "historical compromise". 432 01:01:49,677 --> 01:01:53,247 Men like Marcus Aurelius, Diocletian and Trajanus - 433 01:01:53,367 --> 01:01:57,492 ...found such compromises useful. 434 01:01:57,612 --> 01:02:02,529 My compromises are sacrifices for you, for everyone that needs me. 435 01:02:02,649 --> 01:02:06,200 I never see the 20,000 that those... 436 01:02:06,788 --> 01:02:11,790 ...people are giving me, but I can give you a raise, expand the museum... 437 01:02:11,910 --> 01:02:17,296 ...And you can play with electronics and continue your games. 438 01:02:20,687 --> 01:02:22,578 You see, Lafayette... 439 01:02:22,698 --> 01:02:26,130 ...Caesar and Kennedy. 440 01:02:26,508 --> 01:02:30,942 All great men are killed by assassins. 441 01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:35,545 Mr. Luigi! Come in. 442 01:02:35,665 --> 01:02:38,361 I won't come in. I wasn't invited. 443 01:02:38,676 --> 01:02:43,153 - You were invited. I invited you! - Definitely not! 444 01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:49,405 - Are you calling me a liar? - I don't know. 445 01:02:50,834 --> 01:02:53,714 - Mr Luigi's here. - Hello, Luigi! 446 01:02:54,029 --> 01:02:57,616 Luigi, I ate too much! 447 01:02:58,561 --> 01:03:01,272 You're having a party without me. Beautiful. 448 01:03:01,392 --> 01:03:05,097 No, Mr. Luigi. We were hoping you would come! 449 01:03:05,434 --> 01:03:09,237 Luigi, look at the trees we bought! It's like a jungle. 450 01:03:10,365 --> 01:03:13,034 I want to contribute. 451 01:03:13,656 --> 01:03:17,187 Thank you, Mr. Luigi, but we had enough... 452 01:03:17,307 --> 01:03:20,360 ...for once! 453 01:03:21,718 --> 01:03:26,405 - Look how much fun. - I'm leaving it anyway. 454 01:03:29,536 --> 01:03:34,993 - Would you like to sit down? - No. What can I get you, Mr. Luigi? 455 01:03:41,437 --> 01:03:44,127 I don't need anything. 456 01:03:45,051 --> 01:03:48,057 I have my food and my wine. 457 01:03:58,745 --> 01:04:01,708 Well, we had a lot of fun! 458 01:04:09,539 --> 01:04:13,931 Let's be happy. Miko, a soft-shoe please. 459 01:04:42,287 --> 01:04:46,995 - Shall we sing "Molly Brannigan" again? - Certainly, my lady! 460 01:04:47,974 --> 01:04:50,706 Ma'am dear, 461 01:04:51,022 --> 01:04:53,838 did you ever hear 462 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:57,873 of pretty Molly Brannigan? 463 01:04:57,993 --> 01:05:00,922 The times are going hard with me, 464 01:05:01,042 --> 01:05:04,458 I'll never be a man again. 465 01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:09,453 She's gone and left me here all alone 466 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,101 for to die. 467 01:05:12,221 --> 01:05:18,623 The place where my heart there's room to plant a turnip in, 468 01:05:18,959 --> 01:05:22,721 'tis as large as old Dublin... 469 01:05:35,436 --> 01:05:39,008 ...and not have left me here, 470 01:05:39,128 --> 01:05:46,532 all alone for to die. 471 01:05:51,576 --> 01:05:55,968 Hey, give me some wine little witch! 472 01:05:56,493 --> 01:05:58,721 Come on! 473 01:06:00,234 --> 01:06:03,071 Don't cry. 474 01:06:05,068 --> 01:06:07,085 You are beautiful! 475 01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:10,322 Look! 476 01:06:11,005 --> 01:06:12,434 Look! 477 01:06:16,742 --> 01:06:19,579 Drink wine... 478 01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,204 ...and cheer up! 479 01:06:23,324 --> 01:06:29,215 - No wine for you. - I'm unhappy too! 480 01:06:43,632 --> 01:06:45,418 Good? 481 01:06:50,357 --> 01:06:52,585 Have some more. 482 01:06:56,459 --> 01:06:58,561 Good, huh? 483 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,071 No. No, Miko. 484 01:07:15,966 --> 01:07:18,067 Please excuse me. 485 01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:45,976 Thank you, Mr. Luigi. 486 01:07:55,812 --> 01:07:59,342 Come on. Come back with us. 487 01:08:07,869 --> 01:08:09,823 What's wrong? 488 01:08:10,664 --> 01:08:13,753 What are you doing in here all alone? 489 01:08:13,873 --> 01:08:16,107 - Come back. - No. 490 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:27,939 Never...to be held again. 491 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:33,353 Never to feel a man's arms holding me tight. 492 01:08:34,967 --> 01:08:39,927 I can't live without love. I'm afraid I'll go mad. 493 01:08:57,492 --> 01:09:02,746 I'll come in a minute! I'll come in a minute, I will! 494 01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:41,788 I was once in love... 495 01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:47,294 ...before. With a man. He was younger than me. But I couldn't... 496 01:09:48,576 --> 01:09:52,926 I was afraid. I was. 497 01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:57,802 I thought he would be making fun of me. 498 01:10:23,798 --> 01:10:27,875 - Sit down. - Oh, Mr. Luigi! 499 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:32,330 Mr. Luigi... 500 01:10:34,684 --> 01:10:39,056 Let them look. It won't hurt. 501 01:10:55,856 --> 01:10:58,924 Only with the young ones! 502 01:10:59,044 --> 01:11:03,359 Don't forget, you are in menopause not me! 503 01:11:05,110 --> 01:11:09,208 - Come on, Luigi. - It's easy for you to say. 504 01:11:10,196 --> 01:11:13,937 Son of a bitch! They are all the same. 505 01:11:14,057 --> 01:11:19,191 You? Sure, why not? But me? Never! 506 01:11:19,311 --> 01:11:22,014 I have a monster between my legs! 507 01:11:22,134 --> 01:11:27,983 Forget it, Luigi. And stop toying with your balls! It's bad for you! 508 01:11:28,103 --> 01:11:29,797 Come on! 509 01:11:49,867 --> 01:11:54,007 I never get to fuck! It's not fair! 510 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:58,455 What am I doing in this country? 511 01:12:05,110 --> 01:12:07,337 I've made up my mind. 512 01:12:07,674 --> 01:12:11,709 Tomorrow or the day after, I buy my ticket. 513 01:12:11,829 --> 01:12:13,747 What ticket? 514 01:12:13,867 --> 01:12:16,626 A ticket to Italy. 515 01:12:20,325 --> 01:12:24,801 Too bad they are all Communists now. 516 01:12:25,306 --> 01:12:29,131 - So what? - "So what", you say. 517 01:12:29,251 --> 01:12:33,494 I have property! That's what! 518 01:12:34,104 --> 01:12:39,043 I would not like to live on a collective farm. 519 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:47,386 Do you really think the Communists give a shit about your tomatoes? 520 01:12:48,051 --> 01:12:49,648 Maybe. 521 01:12:57,081 --> 01:12:58,531 Please... 522 01:13:00,759 --> 01:13:04,352 It's the first time you have been here. 523 01:13:22,785 --> 01:13:25,055 Sit down, please. 524 01:13:39,938 --> 01:13:44,120 I want to give a cocktail party for the baby too. 525 01:13:51,559 --> 01:13:54,123 It's no joke, believe me. 526 01:13:55,027 --> 01:13:59,987 I was without papers for 12 years in this country. It was Hell. 527 01:14:00,107 --> 01:14:03,488 A man without papers is worse than nothing. 528 01:14:03,608 --> 01:14:07,684 He's a wop! "With Out Papers"! W.O.P.! 529 01:14:09,491 --> 01:14:11,761 We must think about his future. 530 01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:17,044 Create an identity for him. 531 01:14:21,079 --> 01:14:25,030 But he's not a human baby. He's just a baby monkey. 532 01:14:25,345 --> 01:14:28,372 Listen, during the Nazi occupation... 533 01:14:28,492 --> 01:14:34,571 I forged "Ausweis". It means passes and documents. 534 01:14:35,454 --> 01:14:40,624 You know how? With tinfoil and these hands. 535 01:14:44,175 --> 01:14:47,223 I'll give you your identity. 536 01:15:13,511 --> 01:15:15,319 Come on. 537 01:15:23,511 --> 01:15:28,765 Don't be scared of thunder. It is a natural phenomenon! Like me. 538 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:41,246 Why don't you want to make love? 539 01:17:42,317 --> 01:17:44,755 Because... 540 01:17:46,205 --> 01:17:48,454 Because what? 541 01:17:49,883 --> 01:17:53,708 - Do you really want to know? - Yeah. 542 01:17:58,639 --> 01:18:02,002 Because I love you. 543 01:18:12,447 --> 01:18:14,989 Lafayette, look! 544 01:18:15,109 --> 01:18:17,742 Same one again! 545 01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:53,651 Hey, Luigi! 546 01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:59,620 - How is my son? - He's great! 547 01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:01,658 Look at him! 548 01:19:01,778 --> 01:19:05,252 We meet at three o'clock. Don't forget! 549 01:19:08,131 --> 01:19:09,476 Maybe. 550 01:19:20,924 --> 01:19:22,626 Gerard Lafayette. 551 01:19:49,359 --> 01:19:52,680 - Are you the parents? - Yeah. 552 01:19:53,184 --> 01:19:55,937 - Surname? - Lafayette. 553 01:19:56,295 --> 01:20:00,288 - Sex of child? - Male. 554 01:20:01,443 --> 01:20:07,076 - You dress a little boy like a girl? - My husband had his heart set on a girl. 555 01:20:08,045 --> 01:20:11,849 You shouldn't do that. It's very hard on the child. 556 01:20:11,969 --> 01:20:16,094 You will cause it a lot of trouble doing that. 557 01:20:16,214 --> 01:20:20,031 - First name? - Cornelius. 558 01:20:20,746 --> 01:20:23,078 Date of birth? 559 01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:26,714 On 25 December 1977. 560 01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:30,371 - Time of birth? - Midnight. 561 01:20:31,043 --> 01:20:35,078 - Religious affiliation? - None. 562 01:21:10,868 --> 01:21:13,558 Why are you destroying your garden? 563 01:21:13,678 --> 01:21:17,761 Tomatoes are very good for you. And flowers for her. 564 01:21:20,507 --> 01:21:22,819 Go home. 565 01:22:47,396 --> 01:22:50,717 Friends, Romans... 566 01:22:57,130 --> 01:22:59,253 Lend me your ears. 567 01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:04,465 I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. 568 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:14,363 - Close the door. - Sorry, Mr. Flaxman. 569 01:23:14,483 --> 01:23:17,179 Don't you knock before you enter a room? 570 01:23:17,299 --> 01:23:20,191 I want you to meet my girlfriend, Angelica. 571 01:23:20,311 --> 01:23:23,491 - Angelica, Mr. Flaxman. - How do you do? 572 01:23:28,387 --> 01:23:34,356 This is a good student of mine, the very best, Claire. 573 01:23:34,671 --> 01:23:38,559 She's deeply interested in Roman history. 574 01:23:38,679 --> 01:23:44,422 Claire, this is Lafayette and his girlfriend. 575 01:23:45,291 --> 01:23:49,494 How sweet! Daddy and Mommy. 576 01:23:49,873 --> 01:23:52,478 And baby makes three. 577 01:23:52,598 --> 01:23:54,853 All you need is a picket fence. 578 01:23:54,973 --> 01:23:57,585 It's stuffy in here. I think I'll wait outside. 579 01:23:57,705 --> 01:24:01,179 Angelica. Angelica! 580 01:24:08,717 --> 01:24:10,503 Angelica! 581 01:24:11,268 --> 01:24:15,303 - What do you think about marriage? - It doesn't interest me at all. 582 01:24:15,423 --> 01:24:16,900 Good girl. 583 01:24:19,527 --> 01:24:21,040 For you. 584 01:24:28,669 --> 01:24:31,107 I want a girl... 585 01:24:31,227 --> 01:24:38,196 ...just like the girl that married dear, old Dad. 586 01:24:38,316 --> 01:24:47,261 She was a pearl and the only girl that Daddy ever had. 587 01:24:47,381 --> 01:24:52,326 A good old fashioned girl with heart so true... 588 01:24:52,446 --> 01:24:56,697 Never loved nobody else but you. 589 01:24:56,817 --> 01:25:06,372 I want a girl just like the girl that married dear, old Dad. 590 01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:17,118 This is not anything special. 591 01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:22,701 I've done thousands of them for the museum. Thousands. 592 01:25:31,187 --> 01:25:34,445 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 593 01:25:35,688 --> 01:25:37,496 Are you sure? 594 01:25:38,610 --> 01:25:40,984 Angelica doesn't feel good. 595 01:26:00,421 --> 01:26:03,930 You guys are alone again. Come on, come on! 596 01:26:06,326 --> 01:26:10,550 - What are you doing here? - I want to paint this picture! 597 01:26:12,749 --> 01:26:15,859 Look at these pastries! I could eat them all! 598 01:26:24,435 --> 01:26:27,041 Your tits are really getting big. 599 01:26:34,724 --> 01:26:36,679 Do you like that? 600 01:27:11,383 --> 01:27:13,632 Look at his hands. 601 01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,154 Just like ours. 602 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,928 You are both wrong. 603 01:27:19,048 --> 01:27:21,681 She thinks you're a monkey. 604 01:27:21,801 --> 01:27:24,770 And you think she's a real baby. 605 01:27:25,527 --> 01:27:28,721 I don't give a fuck about race. 606 01:27:32,756 --> 01:27:34,690 It is not true. 607 01:27:35,194 --> 01:27:38,514 He doesn't think I am a monkey. 608 01:28:01,371 --> 01:28:03,872 Poor baby! 609 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,702 It's okay. 610 01:28:38,105 --> 01:28:40,711 Hi, Mrs. Toland. 611 01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:45,986 I haven't seen you since the party. 612 01:28:47,352 --> 01:28:50,665 - I had to work. - I came to see you about Luigi. 613 01:28:50,785 --> 01:28:53,586 - What about? - That's what I want to know. 614 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:57,453 I see him everyday puttering around his little garden. 615 01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:02,623 But I didn't see him yesterday or today. 616 01:29:02,743 --> 01:29:08,353 Mrs. Toland, isn't it? Of course, it is. Lafayette has spoken so much about you. 617 01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:11,002 Welcome to The Wax Museum of Imperial Rome 618 01:29:12,129 --> 01:29:16,185 I overheard you. Perhaps he's expired. 619 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:20,552 - My God, it can't be! - Don't joke. 620 01:29:20,672 --> 01:29:23,914 Do not joke about Luigi. 621 01:29:24,034 --> 01:29:29,063 I'm not joking. Man after all is not immortal. 622 01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:50,597 I hope he saved enough for his funeral. 623 01:29:50,717 --> 01:29:53,266 Who said he's dead? 624 01:30:17,682 --> 01:30:21,317 "This is my last will and testament." 625 01:30:21,437 --> 01:30:26,298 "I, Luigi Nocello, being of sound mind, do hereby bequeath... 626 01:30:26,418 --> 01:30:31,720 ...all my earthly possessions to the female child, Cornelius Lafayette." 627 01:30:33,766 --> 01:30:38,171 "The knickknacks and little objects are for Mrs. Toland." 628 01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:10,476 Luigi! 629 01:31:32,686 --> 01:31:35,376 One of your jokes? 630 01:31:35,734 --> 01:31:38,003 Mr. Luigi... 631 01:32:44,938 --> 01:32:47,662 My name is Randy Dupree, I am the... 632 01:32:47,782 --> 01:32:52,012 ...Director for the Bureau of Pet Control, Dept. of Health, New York City. 633 01:32:52,132 --> 01:32:57,210 We estimated there is about 1 rat per person in New York City. 634 01:32:57,330 --> 01:33:02,002 That would be 8 to 10 million rats. In 1969, we wrote a program called... 635 01:33:02,122 --> 01:33:04,252 ...The Coordinated Block Approach Program. 636 01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:10,620 We identified the 5 areas of the city... 637 01:33:10,956 --> 01:33:15,551 ...that had the most complaints, the most rat bites and the greatest problem. 638 01:33:15,671 --> 01:33:21,162 Those areas were the South Bronx... 639 01:33:21,282 --> 01:33:25,823 ...East Harlem, the Lower East Side, Bedford-Stuyvesant... 640 01:33:25,943 --> 01:33:30,362 I've got to tell you. I'm going to have a baby. 641 01:33:34,689 --> 01:33:38,282 I just don't know how to tell you. 642 01:33:39,144 --> 01:33:43,992 You look so strong, like I can depend on you but... 643 01:33:45,232 --> 01:33:50,191 I know when I tell you, you're going to be more frightened than me. 644 01:33:57,820 --> 01:34:00,090 I just wish... 645 01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:07,172 I don't know what to do and I wish I could talk to you about it. 646 01:34:15,003 --> 01:34:20,396 ...clear all the garbage that rats normally live in, and clear it away. 647 01:34:20,516 --> 01:34:24,410 We will then send a crew in to exterminate... 648 01:34:24,530 --> 01:34:28,900 That means give them the food and poison that we want rats to have... 649 01:34:33,691 --> 01:34:39,042 Once the crews exterminate the premises... 650 01:34:39,162 --> 01:34:44,191 ...there is an education team, knocking on every door, asking tenants... 651 01:34:44,311 --> 01:34:49,984 ...to change their behavior, their patterns of environmental health. 652 01:35:01,522 --> 01:35:05,137 What are you doing here? 653 01:35:16,425 --> 01:35:19,640 What's the matter? What's wrong? 654 01:35:20,018 --> 01:35:22,582 I don't feel good. 655 01:35:22,897 --> 01:35:25,545 Come on, let's go. 656 01:36:11,304 --> 01:36:14,036 Are you sick or something? 657 01:36:15,549 --> 01:36:18,134 What's wrong then? 658 01:36:27,987 --> 01:36:30,362 I'm pregnant. 659 01:36:45,239 --> 01:36:47,235 By who? 660 01:36:47,740 --> 01:36:49,757 By you! 661 01:36:51,439 --> 01:36:53,099 Not me. 662 01:36:57,281 --> 01:36:59,109 Yeah, you! 663 01:37:27,936 --> 01:37:29,597 Lafayette! 664 01:37:43,238 --> 01:37:46,138 What will become of me? 665 01:37:46,429 --> 01:37:50,884 What's going to become of you? What's going to become of us? 666 01:37:51,221 --> 01:37:54,562 What's going to become of me? 667 01:37:55,466 --> 01:38:01,371 You and your...your damn monkey! I hope you'll be real happy together! 668 01:38:03,045 --> 01:38:07,198 Angelica! Take care! 669 01:38:10,119 --> 01:38:15,556 Angelica, be careful! Don't run! 670 01:40:53,275 --> 01:40:56,868 ...to speak in Caesar's funeral. 671 01:40:58,970 --> 01:41:03,144 He was my friend ... 672 01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:08,903 ...faithful and just to me. 673 01:41:11,186 --> 01:41:15,578 But, Brutus says he was ambitious, 674 01:41:15,698 --> 01:41:19,950 and Brutus is an honorable man! 675 01:41:29,338 --> 01:41:33,289 He had brought many captives home to Rome, 676 01:41:33,409 --> 01:41:37,156 whose ransoms did the general coffers fill. Did this... 677 01:41:37,513 --> 01:41:40,350 in Caesar seem ambitious? 678 01:41:41,506 --> 01:41:44,343 When that the poor, 679 01:41:45,541 --> 01:41:48,336 ...have cried... 680 01:41:49,976 --> 01:41:52,750 ...Caesar had wept. 681 01:41:56,175 --> 01:42:01,871 Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. Yet, Brutus says... 682 01:42:03,493 --> 01:42:06,393 What are you doing here this late at night? 683 01:42:07,549 --> 01:42:10,176 How dare you invade my privacy? 684 01:42:10,296 --> 01:42:11,857 How dare you? 685 01:42:31,953 --> 01:42:34,664 What's wrong with you? 686 01:42:36,002 --> 01:42:38,461 Why are you trembling? 687 01:42:39,217 --> 01:42:42,096 Were you moved by my speech? 688 01:42:46,835 --> 01:42:50,071 My monkey is dead. 689 01:43:03,531 --> 01:43:05,779 The rats ate him. 690 01:43:05,899 --> 01:43:10,109 All this grief over a monkey? 691 01:43:10,229 --> 01:43:14,036 While civilization disappears? 692 01:43:15,297 --> 01:43:18,071 You disgust me. 693 01:44:46,107 --> 01:44:50,184 Look at yourself. This is what you were. 694 01:45:26,370 --> 01:45:28,871 He's not a beast. 695 01:45:29,186 --> 01:45:31,645 He's not a man. 696 01:45:32,192 --> 01:45:35,260 An error of creation. 697 01:45:35,912 --> 01:45:39,561 An incomplete man. 698 01:45:40,591 --> 01:45:44,920 The most embarrassing image in existence. 699 01:45:47,541 --> 01:45:51,324 - I don't understand. - There's nothing for you to understand. 700 01:45:51,444 --> 01:45:53,320 Just obey. 701 01:45:53,440 --> 01:45:57,755 Everything else is utter chaos. 702 01:46:00,823 --> 01:46:05,299 If you refuse to obey, 703 01:46:10,976 --> 01:46:13,498 ...or if you don't want to obey, 704 01:46:13,876 --> 01:46:17,659 ...kill me. You have to kill me. 705 01:46:18,223 --> 01:46:19,841 Kill me. 706 01:46:19,961 --> 01:46:24,192 You have to kill me. I authorize you to kill me! 707 01:48:01,450 --> 01:48:05,855 An expedition to The Wax Museum of Imperial Rome... 708 01:48:09,300 --> 01:48:13,903 Here, we have preserved its story... 709 01:48:14,344 --> 01:48:21,524 ...together with the physiognomies of the men who made it. 52154

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