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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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MAN SIGHS
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LANDLINE RINGS
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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Er, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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Sync and corrections by APOLLO
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(SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY)
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(ON TV) 'Don't kill me.
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'Please don't kill me.'
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(DISTORTED MALE VOICE)
'Read the statement.
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'Yes. All right.
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'On this screen?
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'That is correct.
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I'm Susannah
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'Duchess of Beaumont.
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'Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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'I am in a place you... er...
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'cannot find,
held by one you will not trace.
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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(CRYING) 'Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...
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'..my life depends on you.
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'If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...
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'by 4pm this afternoon,
I will be...
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'(SOBS)
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'..I will be executed.
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'Please.'
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,
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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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What do they want? Money?
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Release the Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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'There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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'At 4pm this afternoon,
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television
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'on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and... No!
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'(SOBS)
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'On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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'(SOBBING) I don't understand!'
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VIDEO STOPPED
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The video ends with a
series of technical
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specifications for
the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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Is this joke, right?
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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what... ? Who... ?
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We're checking with embedded operatives,
compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long
to formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established a dialogue
with this... ?
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We can't. There's no
e-mail address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding Susannah.
We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't care.
We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted IP
an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
How many people have seen this?
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We take down one,
six clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice out
and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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Oh! For... Fucking internet!
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What now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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There's a youtube of it!
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Go to work!
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And satellite,
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'..And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.'
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No way. It's a piss take, man.
Look at it!
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'I don't understand!'
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Why this is on the news?
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'..Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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'closes three weeks
ahead of schedule... '
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How do we describe it?
"An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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We are honouring the D Notice.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.
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A woman's life is at stake!
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We follow the procedure.
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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking
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why we're not covering it.
How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive!
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Maybe
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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All right.
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Oh, God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Damon, public reaction. Meera,
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the royal angle, upcoming marriage,
etc.
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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika,
update the princess obit VT.
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The Obit VT?
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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call.
Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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'It's gone global, Tom.'
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.'
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Multiply nothing by shit-all!
UKN are dead for us!
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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'I briefed Callett.'
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Ah! Mr Callett.
Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Mm.
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Yeah, Gonzo style.
He knows his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different face
mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to know
if it's workable by two.
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(LAUGHS)
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the major
players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Somebody know something.
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SIREN BLARES
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'If we all do it more, there'll be
less waste lying around... '
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!
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'Some major breaking news
here on UKN.
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In the last two minutes
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'It's been confirmed
that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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'has been kidnapped.
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'A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet
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'appears to depict the princess
pleading for her life.
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'The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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'involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions
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'relating to the enactment
of this demand.
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'As police round up
potential suspects... '
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'... across the nation.
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'..This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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'A man thought to be
connected with a religious
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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van... '
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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For fuck's sake, man!
Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Demands...
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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It's not...
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on
the historical symbolism of the pig.
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PHONE BEEPS
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'..only five hours away,
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'UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.'
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'It's a day like no other.
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'The kidnap video has been watched
by over 18 million people.
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'Social networking sites are a... buzz
with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
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'While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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'the nation is voicing its opinion.
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'I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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'I couldn't bear to watch that.
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'I won't be tuning in.
Just thinking about it is horrible.
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'That's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
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'It is disgusting but...
after that, he's gonna be hero.
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'People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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'It will be hilarious to see that on TV.
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'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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'They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.'
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We've been squeezing hard,
but nothing concrete.
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It's my house! You can't...
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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!
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Could I have a word?
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00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,218
It won't come to that.
257
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:52,380
And if they don't find her?
258
00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:54,579
MI5 have got a name.
259
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,738
They're surrounding the place now.
260
00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:56,775
Where?
261
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:57,783
What?
262
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,127
Where's the place?
263
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,283
Truro.
264
00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:01,791
- Why are you lying?
- What?
265
00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:03,065
You're lying!
266
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,099
Truro? Jesus!
267
00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,470
I don't want you worrying.
268
00:15:07,486 --> 00:15:09,376
You've never patronised me.
Don't start now.
269
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,298
Whoever this is, is insane.
270
00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:12,778
And has a princess.
271
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,838
We'll get through this.
272
00:15:13,877 --> 00:15:16,353
Not any princess... the princess.
273
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,219
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
274
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,460
I won't have to do anything.
275
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,011
Everyone's laughing at us.
276
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:27,094
You don't know that.
277
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,711
I know people.
278
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,414
We love humiliation.
279
00:15:30,423 --> 00:15:31,634
I can not laugh
280
00:15:31,649 --> 00:15:32,930
Nothing is going to happen.
281
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,914
It's already happening
in their heads.
282
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:40,700
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
283
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,383
Please!
284
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,586
Jane.
285
00:15:53,009 --> 00:15:54,321
I love you.
286
00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:55,647
KNOCK ON DOOR
287
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,983
What?
288
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,820
Palace on the phone, sir.
289
00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:00,859
Get Alex to stall them.
290
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:03,899
She's already been speaking to her
for ten minutes.
291
00:16:04,502 --> 00:16:05,701
"Her"?
292
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,188
It's the Queen herself.
293
00:16:09,799 --> 00:16:11,164
Go on.
294
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:23,766
'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath... '
295
00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:25,352
waiting to discover where the princess
296
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,071
Would they use a female pig?
297
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:28,813
It's on the list.
298
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,781
List of rules,
specifies camera angles and things.
299
00:16:31,798 --> 00:16:33,243
Like dogme 95.
300
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:34,644
It's not like Dogme 95.
301
00:16:34,652 --> 00:16:35,746
Exactly that.
302
00:16:35,784 --> 00:16:37,139
What's Dogme 95?
303
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,500
Cinematic movement.
304
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:39,802
Lars von Trier.
305
00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:41,068
Oh...
306
00:16:41,091 --> 00:16:43,690
Rules for a director...
no background music,
307
00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:46,289
only natural light,
for authenticity.
308
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:51,339
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
309
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:54,367
'I can't think of anything
remotely like this.
310
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,890
'A new form of terrorism...
311
00:16:56,938 --> 00:17:01,399
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.
312
00:17:01,428 --> 00:17:04,032
'That's the point!
Make love to a pig!'
313
00:17:04,336 --> 00:17:05,673
Make love?
314
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,499
Steer them away
from the grisly details.
315
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,459
'Let's not dwell
on any of the details.
316
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,899
'This is already
a huge national talking point.
317
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,299
'Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?'
318
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,339
How's Her Majesty taking it?
319
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,563
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
320
00:17:26,743 --> 00:17:28,139
And we are.
321
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,259
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
322
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:35,099
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
323
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,415
I thought it was untraceable.
324
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:40,262
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"
325
00:17:40,263 --> 00:17:44,181
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.
326
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,388
Algorithm.
327
00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:50,861
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
328
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,033
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
329
00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:58,306
of precisely 57.3 meg
in the minutes leading up to 3:16,
330
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:01,026
and the closest I can get
is a postcode.
331
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,979
It came from somewhere in there.
332
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,135
Looks like a campus.
333
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,099
Yeah. Closed 2010.
334
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,779
It's been empty since.
335
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,859
Latest I-sat image on this area?
336
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,140
3 AM flyover shot from last night...
337
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,869
Looks like it had lights on.
338
00:18:20,401 --> 00:18:23,510
We got him. We got him.
339
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:26,713
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
340
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:30,065
With helmet-cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
341
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:31,932
Press office, OK, Tom?
342
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,854
Yes!
343
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,179
Right. Confident?
344
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:51,339
It's a kick-bollock scramble,
but with finessing it should be OK.
345
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,660
Finesse quickly.
Our performer's on his way.
346
00:18:55,725 --> 00:19:00,225
CAR STOPS
347
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:05,219
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
348
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,219
You seen any of my films?
349
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,114
No.
350
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,106
I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh.
In, out.
351
00:19:11,154 --> 00:19:12,763
Yeah, well...
352
00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:15,099
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
353
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,390
There won't be any invoicing.
354
00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:19,616
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!
355
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,019
Need to prep two statements
356
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,498
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
357
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,723
Rescue operation?
358
00:19:26,762 --> 00:19:29,676
Goon squad's heading
for postcode in Buckinghamshire.
359
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:33,820
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
360
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,177
TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
361
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,099
UNZIPS/CLOTHES RUSTLE
362
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,019
CAMERA CLICKS
363
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,020
PHONE BEEPS
364
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,859
Yeah, I've reduced
the luminance...
365
00:20:00,906 --> 00:20:03,219
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
366
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,499
AKA, Rod Senseless.
367
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,972
Stage name.
368
00:20:09,636 --> 00:20:11,299
Yeah. Well...
369
00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:13,419
You need to get into this.
370
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:15,267
Is there a dressing room I can use?
371
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,620
No.
372
00:20:16,696 --> 00:20:18,539
Where's my co-star?
373
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,845
Be rude not to give her a kiss
beforehand.
374
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,204
Outside in the truck.
375
00:20:24,262 --> 00:20:25,946
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
376
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,860
You also need to wear this...
on your head.
377
00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:43,468
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
378
00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:44,814
OK.
379
00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:46,780
'Target identified.'
380
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,993
Commissioner. Thank you.
381
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,517
So, team red...
382
00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:50,712
'Any orders, boss?'
383
00:20:50,735 --> 00:20:52,970
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,
384
00:20:53,009 --> 00:20:54,408
before you proceed.
385
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,686
'With the 4pm deadline
three hours away,
386
00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,545
'time is running out
for the Prime Minister... '
387
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,288
SIGHS
388
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:09,420
They got in, yeah?
389
00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,881
Do you think I'd be here
if they had?
390
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,366
We've got statements
for either outcome.
391
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,926
Listen,
coverage is very sympathetic.
392
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,723
Can't think about coverage now!
393
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,140
PHONE BEEPING
394
00:21:29,307 --> 00:21:30,664
But it's on-side?
395
00:21:31,469 --> 00:21:33,163
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
396
00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:36,070
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the
397
00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:38,938
captor, outrage at the whole
thing, but not at you.
398
00:21:43,415 --> 00:21:46,703
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
399
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,220
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
400
00:21:51,389 --> 00:21:54,429
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
401
00:21:54,461 --> 00:21:58,610
but it's not "England expects".
402
00:22:04,051 --> 00:22:09,211
If he kills her, there's no blood
on your hands. Bottom line.
403
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:18,297
'With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
404
00:22:18,469 --> 00:22:20,859
'Joining us is actress Lydia... '
405
00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:22,699
Thought this was coming from IB7.
406
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,765
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
407
00:22:26,437 --> 00:22:28,459
Twinkle tits from?
408
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:32,619
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
409
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,765
This came for you,
left at reception.
410
00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:37,660
Courier dropped it off.
411
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,180
Know how to plug this in?
412
00:22:46,977 --> 00:22:50,315
ALL GASP
413
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,779
Jack, call the police. Take it!
414
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,939
Get someone to shoot that first.
415
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,980
What the fuck is this?
416
00:22:59,369 --> 00:23:01,807
'I gave you rules.
'I said no cheating.
417
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,934
'(SCREAMS)'
418
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:14,699
'Some more breaking news,
419
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:18,699
'and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
420
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:22,219
'has been delivered to UKN,
along with a video
421
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:26,539
'apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
422
00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:30,409
'UKN News has passed all material
to Scotland Yard... '
423
00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:31,980
Fucking hell!
424
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:36,628
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
425
00:23:36,769 --> 00:23:38,139
Yes, he fucking has!
426
00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:40,460
'..Which contained a statement
427
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:44,818
'accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules
428
00:23:44,843 --> 00:23:47,234
'This grim development comes just hours
429
00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:49,398
before the 4PM deadline... '
430
00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:50,745
TV OFF
431
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,340
Jesus!
432
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:02,859
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
433
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,901
no visual trickery
in his original demand, didn't he?
434
00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:07,870
I considered it necessary...
435
00:24:07,902 --> 00:24:09,206
Considered it necessary.
436
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,535
To divise...
437
00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,269
FUCKING HELL!
438
00:24:18,245 --> 00:24:19,554
- Mike... !
- Don't!
439
00:24:19,586 --> 00:24:20,904
It's nor...
440
00:24:20,912 --> 00:24:24,011
One word, I swear I will fucking... !
441
00:24:35,983 --> 00:24:37,752
What did you do, Alex?
442
00:24:38,828 --> 00:24:40,479
I had a back-up plan.
443
00:24:41,203 --> 00:24:43,470
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that
444
00:24:43,471 --> 00:24:45,737
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.
445
00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:47,338
You actually
thought that would work?
446
00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:48,823
I believed it worth considering.
447
00:24:48,926 --> 00:24:50,619
Then you're a stupid bitch.
448
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,099
With your interest at heart.
449
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,494
Who knew about this?
450
00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:58,463
A select few.
It seems some idiot at the studio
451
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,963
recognised our designated performer,
452
00:25:01,061 --> 00:25:04,322
Tweeted a photo and the online
hivemind did the maths.
453
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,932
It's not playing well.
454
00:25:07,514 --> 00:25:08,869
With who?
455
00:25:10,345 --> 00:25:12,321
With, er... anyone.
456
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:16,423
'A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
457
00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:19,056
'with only 28%
of the public believing
458
00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:21,860
'he should fulfil the bizarre
and illegal request.
459
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,110
'In the wake of these images,
460
00:25:24,163 --> 00:25:29,083
'and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
461
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:32,703
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing
compared to her suffering.
462
00:25:32,727 --> 00:25:34,250
'With the appearance of finger...
463
00:25:34,296 --> 00:25:35,406
'He's just got to do it.
464
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,313
Yes, he has to do it.
465
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:37,717
'What's the alternative?
466
00:25:37,718 --> 00:25:40,632
'We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
467
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:42,063
Of course...
468
00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:45,699
'If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?
469
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:49,108
'Online polls suggest
that 86% of voters
470
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:51,779
'now believe
the demand should be met.
471
00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:53,780
'Damon Brown... '
472
00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:58,578
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
473
00:25:58,579 --> 00:25:59,700
They need time...
474
00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:01,659
No more pissing around.
475
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,060
Julian's advising against...
476
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,899
I'm advising for.
They go in now. They go in now.
477
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,819
PHONE RINGS
478
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:25,979
Where's my obit VT?
479
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:30,419
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
480
00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,964
I'd say bullshit.
481
00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:33,978
Then you'd be wrong.
482
00:26:35,464 --> 00:26:37,004
Have you got a crew with you?
483
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:38,636
I'm not stupid.
484
00:26:39,615 --> 00:26:40,996
Malaika?
485
00:26:41,441 --> 00:26:42,668
Hello?
486
00:26:52,628 --> 00:26:54,113
DOOR OPENS
487
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,619
Are you getting this?
488
00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:01,500
Yeah. Don't put yourself
in any danger.
489
00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:09,420
Still getting this?
490
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:12,820
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika.
Be careful!
491
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,700
If this doesn't work...
492
00:27:31,825 --> 00:27:33,820
we need...
493
00:27:42,768 --> 00:27:44,354
GUN CLICKS
494
00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:01,140
Armed police! Lay down on the floor!
Lay down on the floor!
495
00:28:04,902 --> 00:28:07,100
Move!
496
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,620
Fuck!
497
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,872
It's a decoy.
498
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:25,670
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
499
00:28:25,742 --> 00:28:26,991
Jesus!
500
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,296
They're looking right at her!
501
00:28:28,351 --> 00:28:29,772
They can't see her.
502
00:28:29,873 --> 00:28:31,015
'Malaika, make sure they can't... '
503
00:28:31,053 --> 00:28:32,647
Stay down! Don't move!
504
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,740
Run, Malaika! Run!
505
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,539
Get out of there. Come on!
506
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:46,500
Armed police!
507
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,500
MACHINE GUN FIRE
508
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,325
Is it him?
509
00:28:56,412 --> 00:28:59,349
Where the fuck is Jack?
510
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:02,139
Advance! Advance! Advance!
511
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,140
(MOANING)
512
00:29:04,204 --> 00:29:07,204
Get down!
513
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,138
Get down!
514
00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:14,386
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
515
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,700
You press? Yes.
516
00:29:15,732 --> 00:29:17,389
GUN CLICKS
517
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,779
There goes your RTS Award.
518
00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:21,859
There must be something.
519
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,688
There's nothing there, Mike.
520
00:29:22,711 --> 00:29:24,019
There'll be a clue.
Some evidence.
521
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,060
We've done all we can.
522
00:29:25,061 --> 00:29:27,499
You rescued mannequin.
523
00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:28,407
I'm sorry, Michael...
524
00:29:28,431 --> 00:29:29,534
Fuck off, Julian!
525
00:29:29,575 --> 00:29:31,198
20 past three. We're out of time.
526
00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,190
We're not out of time!
527
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,315
We're not out of time.
528
00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:50,458
DOOR CLOSES
529
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:53,059
It's not going to happen.
530
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:53,578
To the public...
531
00:29:53,579 --> 00:29:54,460
Fuck the public!
532
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:59,339
To the public, this would be one man
of questionable popularity
533
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,580
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
534
00:30:01,581 --> 00:30:03,819
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.
535
00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:06,736
If she isn't,
he'll kill her and upload the video.
536
00:30:07,963 --> 00:30:11,699
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
537
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:16,019
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
538
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:19,140
I guarantee you...
utterly destroyed.
539
00:30:21,825 --> 00:30:23,745
The polling bears that out.
540
00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:30,979
You won't just be
a disgraced politician,
541
00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:36,099
The public, the Palace and the Party
insist on compliance.
542
00:30:36,107 --> 00:30:37,359
Fuck the Party!
543
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:40,146
Refuse, and I've been advised
544
00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:42,779
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
545
00:30:44,721 --> 00:30:46,422
Or that of your family.
546
00:30:48,298 --> 00:30:50,009
But...
547
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,883
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
548
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:05,200
I can't...
549
00:31:05,201 --> 00:31:08,047
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
550
00:31:09,415 --> 00:31:11,485
HE GASPS
551
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,179
'Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.
552
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:28,019
'As we see the Prime Minister's car
travelling across London... '
553
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,726
He's got to do it.
554
00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:31,852
The world's bloody broken.
555
00:31:31,937 --> 00:31:35,940
'..Appears to be heading west
to Bankside Studios.'
556
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,260
BEEPING
557
00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:55,386
BEEPING STOPS
558
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:11,992
We've ratified the law...
after midnight,
559
00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:16,214
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.
560
00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,562
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off
561
00:32:23,563 --> 00:32:26,464
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.
562
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:32,499
'..When public opinion
has very much hardened,
563
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,964
'following the delivery
of the princess's severed finger.
564
00:32:36,514 --> 00:32:40,581
'As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still
565
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:43,499
'watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
566
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:48,379
'Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance... '
567
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:52,059
"Michael Callow has displayed
incredible bravery"
568
00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:54,820
"in what was a matter
of life or death."
569
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:58,049
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
570
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,660
OK. Yeah.
571
00:33:01,948 --> 00:33:03,254
Everything prepared?
572
00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:04,386
Yes, ma'am.
573
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:05,574
It's sedated?
574
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,994
Injection. It's docile.
575
00:33:13,276 --> 00:33:14,612
CAR DOOR OPENS
576
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,940
It's time to go in now.
577
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,819
'..An unprecedented nature.'
578
00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:28,082
'This is an official announcement.
579
00:33:28,105 --> 00:33:29,566
In a few minutes,
580
00:33:29,627 --> 00:33:32,884
'the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
581
00:33:32,897 --> 00:33:35,419
CHEERING
582
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:40,699
'..in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
583
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:44,472
'Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal
584
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:45,566
at midnight.
585
00:33:45,613 --> 00:33:49,221
'All viewers are advised to turn off
their televisions immediately.
586
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:52,019
'The broadcast will commence after
the following tone.'
587
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,180
HIGH-PITCHED TONE
588
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,220
TONE CONTINUES
589
00:34:11,862 --> 00:34:13,433
DOOR OPENS
590
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:28,394
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.
591
00:34:28,456 --> 00:34:30,581
You'll have to keep going...
592
00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:32,660
VOICE FADES
593
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,700
you'll have to see it through
to the end.
594
00:34:40,067 --> 00:34:43,859
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
595
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:45,860
get into trouble.
596
00:34:49,433 --> 00:34:52,107
The suggestion we're getting
from psychologists
597
00:34:52,164 --> 00:34:54,927
is that you should take
as long as you need.
598
00:34:57,620 --> 00:35:01,539
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
599
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,780
or even enjoyment.
600
00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,685
It's just
a skeleton crew inside.
601
00:35:20,707 --> 00:35:22,286
Closed set.
602
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,670
DOOR OPENS
603
00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:35,605
DOOR OPENS
604
00:35:40,153 --> 00:35:41,897
SLURPING
605
00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:50,860
SNUFFLING/SLURPING
606
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:07,899
EXCITED VOICES
607
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,140
There he is!
608
00:36:09,141 --> 00:36:12,260
CHEERING
609
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:18,563
'I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.'
610
00:36:28,181 --> 00:36:29,461
'I...
611
00:36:35,698 --> 00:36:37,547
'I love my wife.'
612
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:42,883
'May God forgive me.'
613
00:36:56,460 --> 00:37:00,380
GROANS/LAUGHTER
614
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,059
(WOMAN) Oh, no!
615
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:08,059
ALL GROAN
616
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,060
VOICES FADE
617
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,020
GENTLE MUSIC
618
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:45,780
Jesus! Poor bastard!
619
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,219
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
620
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,580
It's history, this.
621
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:37,980
VOMITS
622
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,019
PHONE RINGS
623
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,019
We've got her. Susannah.
624
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:55,940
They released her?
625
00:39:55,941 --> 00:39:58,778
Stumbling about in the city.
626
00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:02,273
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.
627
00:40:02,297 --> 00:40:03,609
But her finger?
628
00:40:03,648 --> 00:40:05,659
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
629
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:06,665
What?
630
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:11,986
There is one other thing. There's a
CCTV grab of her from half three.
631
00:40:12,032 --> 00:40:16,219
It seems he let her go
30 minutes before it happened.
632
00:40:17,391 --> 00:40:18,776
Why?
633
00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:20,433
My guess...
634
00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:22,034
he knew everyone would
be elsewhere
635
00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,292
watching screens.
636
00:40:25,732 --> 00:40:27,343
So it's a statement.
637
00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:28,757
Ma'am?
638
00:40:28,772 --> 00:40:31,892
That's what this was all about,
making a point.
639
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,780
Should we, er... ?
640
00:40:33,781 --> 00:40:35,849
Lose that page of the report.
641
00:40:36,146 --> 00:40:38,419
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
642
00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:40,420
Of course.
643
00:40:48,342 --> 00:40:49,741
KNOCK ON DOOR
644
00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:51,473
Good news, Michael.
645
00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:55,146
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
646
00:40:56,442 --> 00:40:58,442
PHONE RINGS
647
00:41:15,398 --> 00:41:16,812
DROPS PHONE
648
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,020
CONTINUES RINGING
649
00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:28,260
(SOBS)
650
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:51,019
'On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
651
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:55,139
'an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
652
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:58,287
'at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
653
00:41:58,319 --> 00:41:59,577
Here I go.
654
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:00,679
'OK.
655
00:42:01,049 --> 00:42:03,608
'Oh!
656
00:42:04,507 --> 00:42:08,209
'The other central figure in events
was also before the camera
657
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,619
'at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.
658
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:13,419
'Princess Susannah
made her first public appearance
659
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,303
'since announcing her pregnancy.
660
00:42:15,889 --> 00:42:20,179
'It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,
661
00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:21,514
'Carlton Bloom,
662
00:42:21,548 --> 00:42:24,826
'coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
663
00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:31,226
'As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy
664
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:35,259
'by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
665
00:42:35,751 --> 00:42:39,590
'While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
666
00:42:39,638 --> 00:42:41,859
'with a global audience
of 1.3 billion,
667
00:42:41,922 --> 00:42:44,437
'it was an event
in which we all participated.
668
00:42:44,553 --> 00:42:47,740
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
669
00:42:47,819 --> 00:42:52,099
'who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
670
00:42:52,207 --> 00:42:54,529
'Damon Brown, UKN.'
671
00:42:54,654 --> 00:42:56,334
DOOR CLOSES
672
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:00,820
Jane.
673
00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:03,654
Jane, please.
674
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:49,740
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