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Can we just sit down for a minute

Because like, my back's killing

oh please!

- Why do you always want to stop? - Well you know you want to sit down as well

- You're such a weak duckling - Oh shut up man

Weak duckling

- Why do you always want to have a rest? - Because I've got a limp and a bad back

- Haven't you any stamina in your body? - Yeah

Besides you look tired as well, don't just blame it all on me

Shut up

I've got a lot more stamina left in my body

I can tell you that now

It's alright out here isn't it?

Yeah it's alright

Well I wouldn't have brought you out here if it wasn't alright ...

- Looks quite nice - …getting the fresh air

I'd like to build a house out here

Sorry

You talk a load of bollocks you do

Go on then - you talk!

I have been talking!

- About what? - About you talking a load of bollocks

Well talk about something else

- (muttering) - Exactly !

- Alright mate - Hiya lads, what can I get you?

I'll have a large bag of chips ..

.. with a beef and onion pie

and then I'll have two small kiddies portion of chips

So you want large pie and chips and two kiddies yeah?

We do a family sized for just a third extra

- It's just 90p if you want a family bag - oh family - family bag

- Do you want this family bag open or wrapped?

- Open please - And what about you? Do you want your kiddie portion …

Hey he's not having any ! They're not for him ...

- They're for my sister and mum - Oh go on. Just a few.

If you want chips, you bring money!

I've brought money here.

Well I can't have any now, can I?

- Oh let me have some - Just shut up a second

You've had loads

you've had a steak and mushroom pie

you've had a bag of chips …

.. and now you're even pinching your mums chips.

Shut up. I'm just doing this to even them out so no-one complains.

Look at them. Look how small they are. I'm going to get battered..

.. I can't believe I do this.

Why have I done it again?

Because you're fat.

Talk to you later yeah?

yeah whatever.

You're gonna have to stop doing that you know.

- My mum don't like it. - So?

Romeo. What's that?

Chips. You asked for chips, I got you chips.

There's about five chips there

Are you telling me you paid 75p for that?

I didn't have a look! It was in a bag ...

... but the bag burst as I got outside.

- You're lying ! - I'm not lying Mum

Right, come on then, we'll have to go back down the chippie.

Come on get your coat on.

You little bastard! You've been eating them on the way down

- No I didn't Mum - Look at him laughing

- Don't tell lies Romeo, you ate them

Me? No I haven't !

You had an extra £1.20 for a chicken and mushroom pie

- Oh my ..! Lydee you must believe me at least? - I wanted a curry ...

.. but I didn't have enough change.

But you! You had to eat our chips as well!

- Just go on. Get out of my sight Romeo. - oh for God's sake

don't come down, in fact, pack your bags !

Pack your bags, find your Dad, go fucking live with him!

Because you and him are both greedy, selfish bastards.

Go on, piss off !

Don't you say a thing. Leave all the talking to me.

It's the door.

Yeah what's up?

- My ball bounced into your garden - So go get it

Your dad said he'd stab the next ball that came over

- I'll not say anything. Go and get it. -Thanks!

Come here !

Is this what you're after is it ? Is that what you're after eh?

That's what you're after isn't it?

No chance! How many accidents can you have in one week?

- I don't believe you! Go on out! -Dad just give him the bloody ball !

- No way is he getting this back. No chance! I'm keeping hold of this! - I'll get my Dad on ya

- Yeah? Go and get him. - Just give me the ball back

- Out! Now go on. - Okay, I'll get my Dad.

- Big is he yeah? I bet he's big - Yeah he's a boxer

I'm going in for a bit anyway ...

Oi nox - what the fuck was going on with your Dad?

Fucking maniac isn't he!

Oi have you got them?

I can't he's been in all day.

- Don't take the piss - I want them you know - I'll have to think about it

Oi don't walk away and disrespect me. I want those things.

I gave them a chance Sandra. [muttering]

And don't slam that BLOODY DOOR !

- Oi stop looking at them. They're mine! - Yeah I'll bring it round tomorrow

No fuck that, come on! They'll see you.

Please they're my girls, I can't do without them !

- Oi Gavin, what's going on? - Shit ! Nothing.

You dirty little bastards!

- Right give me that one as well - What ?

Come on I know it's there. Give it to me.

Come on I know what it is. Give it to me now.

Gavin! Don't you dare mess me about. Thank you

Where did you get this?

Look, he's just been throwing magazines out to that Romeo

You've let us down

I'm not finding this funny. It is not funny.

Where did you get them from?

Where did you get this? Stop laughing when I'm talking.

Found them

What were you doing throwing them in my vanity room for?

Hey, he's a .... you shouldn't do that. I told you.

Right you get ready for the hospital now

-I'll talk to you later - We've had enough -Don't you say anything Phil!

- Yo mate pass the ball back - Yeah I'll pass you the ball

Oi pass me the ball back!

- Oi you cripple, pass the fucking ball back - I'm not a fucking cripple

- You can't even walk straight - Stop calling me a fucking cripple

- Go and get my ball now! - Fucking hell you smell like a skunk. Why don't you piss off!

- Who the fuck you think you are? You think you're a tough man? - Get off me you fucking cheese dick!

- Don't fucking touch me! - Get my ball back ...

- Leave him alone! - Who do you think you are?

What do you mean 'who do I think ...' it ain't ... it ... it

- It don't matter who the fuck I am - You stumbling fuck! You think you're a big man?

Don't start pushing me !

- He's trying to start a fight Because I won't pass the ball back - I'm not trying to start a fight. I AM starting a fight.

What's his business is my business ...

.. now you fuck off and you get the fuck out of my face before I do something I regret...

-Listen you stuttering fool, you best shut your mouth and fetch my ball back ..

I'll fucking kill you !

Oi!

Help us !

Get off him you bastard

Get off him you fucking bastard. You're twice his size!

And you, you bastard. Fucking picking on a child.

God look at you man!

- Oh man you're bleeding - Oh fucking hell

Alright mate? Come here let's have a look at you

- He'll live, won't you? - Shit this is a new top

- Are you alright for walking? - Yeah

- Do you live very far? - No it's just up the road

- Do you want me to give you a lift down? - Yeah

Come on then mate - walk to my truck

- Are you his mate? - Yeah

You were some help weren't you?

Gavin? Come out now

- Are you alright? - There's been some trouble down the park

- He's alright mate - How's your back?

- Bloody hell Romeo, have you been fighting again? - Are you his Mam duck?

Do I look like his mum?

Well he's been down the park .. just. Two big lads set about him and I'd to prise them apart.

Come on then Romeo inside

- He needs that seeing to you know - I can tell

Have you got any TCP [disinfectant]?

If you haven't, you can use hot water with salt in it

- I can come and help if you like? - No thanks

I don't mind you know. I'm very experienced with war wounds

I'd like to take you to Scarborough fair

I love you more than my old dead puppy dog

I'll cherish every moment I met you

- Hello - Hiya

I've just come by, I hope you don't mind. I'm just checking to see how your brother is.

Romeo? Yeah he's fine, he's not bothered about it anymore

- Seems like a tough kid doesn't he? - Yeah he's in if you want to see him

I'd like to

- Do you want to come in for a cup of tea then? - Yeah I'd like to please

Right then

It's my imagination. Because I have got a very very fueled imagination

And I thought "You're being silly, Go back to sleep" So I went back to sleep

And about another forty minutes later

This thing come again and it pushed me

And this time it not only pushed me

It did it so hard it made me do a roley poley

Over. And I knew there and then that there was a spirit in the room

And it was trying to attack me. So what unfolded then was this fight

Between me and this unseen entity

And it ended up trying ... it pinned me down.

On the floor

It got on top of me with it's knee on my chest

And it was trying to open my mouth

Like that. It was going like this.

And I thought "Oh it's my turn to die"

But then all of a sudden it just disappeared

Like that.

Quick as it come, it disappeared

And I realized then - I don't know if God became involved in it

Or if it was just my stamina and strength alone and my faith

But I believe that I fought an entity, a spirit, my demons

I believe that I fought them and I won.

It's quite late I'm going to get ready for work. Is it still raining outside?

Well I can give you a lift if you like you know

- No it's alright I'll just walk - I swear to God it's no bother to me I'm going that way anyway

- Are you sure? - Honestly

Well cheers

- Well if you're give her a lift you can give me and Nox a lift to school - No I don't think so

Oh come on. Please!

Alright then I best get going now anyway Because I've got work

Thanks for the lift anyway

- So this is where you work then is it? - Yeah

I'd best get going anyway Because I'm going to be late

Before you go I want to tell you a story if you don't mind

It won't be long please Because I don't want to be late

It's not long it's short. Do you get me?

- Go on then hurry up - It's like a question

What if a man came up to you in the street

- Can this wait - sorry - Honestly it's not long

What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you:

"I would like to spend the rest of my life with you" Would you think it was weird?

Tell you what I'll think about it work and answer you tonight. I've really got to go - honestly sorry.

Sorry. See you later. See you later girls

Fucking hell man

What are you laughing at?

- It's obvious you fancy her you dong! - I don't fancy her at all

Of course you do

- You're talking such nonsense - We're not talking nonsense

You can't even lie proper man

Well I might do, a bit yeah

- Might be do a bit ... - Well you can't blame me can you? She's a lovely looking girl.

- Why don't you ask her out then? - She likes you too you know

- Do you think so? - It's just as well you didn't ask her out then, I mean, you know ...

... fifty percent of it is liking her, fifty percent of it is clothes

You could probably get away with your hair but ...

... with clothes like that there's no way she is going to like you.

What's wrong with these clothes man?

It's just ... style isn't it? I know man. I'm your route to her.

- Sweat I said sweat, what have you been doing to sweat that much? - Oh my god that is so horrible!

I couldn't believe it

What are you doing here?

- I need to know something - What?

You're supposed to be at school

- It's just about this girl - oh I ain't got time for this

I just want to know some basic do's and don't's

- Well I ain't got time for it - oh please it won't take long I just ...

... like what kind of clothes to wear and stuff like that

What was her old boyfriends like then?

- Well I don't know really - Was he like a big lad? Big lads?

- Yeah big lads, big - Was he?

Did they come around your house?

- From time to time - I bet you didn't get on with them did you?

Some of them I did, some I didn't

- What clothes do you like? - Stuff like that

- You like that? And you don't like shellies or track suits? - No I do not

- Why not? - Because I don't!

- You hate them then? - Yes

- You mean you like them? - No I don't like them. Fuck off. Go on

Fucking get out now. Get off to school.

But she is pure isn't she? You know what I mean by that don't you?

Oh yeah pure yeah

I'm experienced in things - you know?

I'm getting that feeling already of people having their hands on her ...

.. makes me quite angry I think I've been overcome with love.

So young man .. how did it go then?

From where I was standing and the way she was laughing and that ...

.. it looked like it was a successful mission

Tell me then man

For crying out loud open up

Oh I'm fucking dying here will you tell me!

Alright keep your hair on

It's the way you put it .. yes .. you know ...

.. I did get all the information out of her

She told me what she liked and what she didn't like I know she's not going to like what you're wearing now so...

.. you might as well out it in the bin and burn it.

What she does like is eh ...

.. shellies, track suits, trainers ...

.. flip flops, visors, hats, woolly hats, peaked caps ..

.. puffy coats, all the sports stuff - you know what I mean?

Fucking hell boys. You'll not believe what you're going to see

What I'm going to show you is bigger than Godzilla

And it's bigger than Mohammad Ali

It's taller than a jolly tall tree

It's the new me

What do you think of it?

- It's great - Spectacular isn't it

- You're going to have all the chicks coming after you You look inferior!

And you know the thing about it I feel so comfy!

It's unreal I dismiss these clothes as puffs Do you get me?

What do you think Romeo?

Exactly. Lets go.

* Jeering *

I can't destroy you today lads. I'm on very serious business.

Wanker

Now listen you're not coming in

Got to stand by the door. That's your job. To be the doorman. Your mission. Do you get me?

Don't let any fucker in here under any circumstances.

I'm going in

Hey alright?

- Can I be alone with the lady please? - Oh

I'm sorry. I'm just going to eh

- What are you doing here? - I bought you a present

Open it

It's a goodie bag

Bloody hell what is this?

It's all surprises ... that's egg timer.

- It's not an egg timer. It's a salt thing. - Well, what do you think of the gear then?

Is this some sort of joke?

- Well you like this kind of stuff don't you? - Says who?

You've been talking to Nox haven't you?

I know it's a joke. I'm not finding it funny.

You're all just embarrassing me aren't you? And this!

That just takes the piss

- No you're absolutely right - I know I'm right

It was a joke

And they put me up to it

Them two .. ain't they evil!

- Can be can't they? Evil little bastards - So what you doing it for?

What's the point? That's just stupid and childish

- Let me just tell you - No I don't want to know, I just want you to go out of the shop ..

.. and I'll forget about it. Because if I lose my job it's your fault.

- I know the timing was bad - Yes. Very bad.

Give me my clothes

It's best if you two keep away from me

- It wasn't my fault - Just stay away from me for hours

Hours of hours

I swear I can't believe you've done that.

I would've felt bad ... it was only a joke

- I can't believe you. - You was in it as well

I know I'm a fool. I'm a fool ain't I.

You you're alright you can come with me. But you you'd better fucking get away from me

I'm serious, I mean it

Are you well?

Fine

And the kids are they well?

They're fine

- So did she kick you out then? - No

No I left her. No honestly, it's the truth. I left her.

I just ...

- I just really wanted so see my kids - So you're still a selfish bastard then?

You alright son?

He's got big hasn't he eh?

Mum what's he doing here?

I went to see you and your sister

- Mum what's he doing here? - Alright listen calm down

No shouting at your mother

- There's a good reason to start shouting - I don't know what you were expecting Joe

Look

Look I'm going to be around for a little while so you both might as well get used to it

I don't give a shit Mum he ain't stopping fucking here

- you're right he's not stopping here - Just calm down ..

- You're not stopping here Joe - Fuck off!

What the fuck are you standing up for?

You want to clock me one? Would it make you feel better?

Fuck off out of the house. When I come back I want you out

Ladine

What are you doing here?

I just wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry about today

Forget about it, it don't matter. I'm not bothered.

You know I really didn't want to get you in trouble with your boss

It's fine

I've forgiven the kids

Will you forgive me?

Yeah. I don't see why not.

- I got you some presents - Can I have them then?

- You can't have them yet - Why?

Will you go out with me please, just as a way of saying sorry

- I suppose - Will you?

- Yeah I will - We could go for a chuckle burger

- Then we could go for a drink or something - Yeah that's fine whatever

- You're not going to walk home in the rain are you? - Yeah I'll be fine

- Let me give you a lift I'm only parked up here - Are you sure?

- Honestly - Go on then

- Special flowers them ... - Are they?

Yeah you can only pick them in highland

Who let you in?

- No need to look like that - Shut up

What's up?

My freaking Dad's come back hasn't he

You're Dad?

Yeah and I went ballistic at him and all

What's he come back for?

How the fuck am I meant to know?

I'm sorry

- Shit - Look I don't want to see him can I stay here tonight please?

Yeah but ...

.. I've only got a couple of pillows

You'll have to get a sleeping bag or something

Or bring your coat around

Either that or you can share the bed with me and I don't think you'd want to do that

No I don't want to do that

God man cheer up. I know he's around but ...

.. you know.

Of course you can stay

- Been a nice night hasn't it? - I enjoyed it

- Been lovely really hasn't it? - Yeah but I'd better get in Because I work and that so..

Will you kiss me please?

It's the first date and you're asking me to kiss you?

I know it's a bit forward and that but I'd just like to kiss you

Before you say no let me just say this thing to you then

One beat .. two beat .. three beat .. sugar beet

Four beat .. five beat .. six beat .. weet-a-beet

Seven beat .. eight beat .. nine beat .. heart beat

My heartbeat. My heart is beating for you.

It's nice isn't it

Will you kiss me now then please?

No I've really got to get in

- I ain't going to bite you am I? - I know you're not

Go on then

* Jeering *

Go on Morrell!

Oi steady on !

- So it went well with you and Morell last night? - No

- Very romantic - For a start right he's on dole

He's a weirdo. I just felt sorry for him.

You're just being mean now. He really likes you as well.

Romeo you'll understand one day

What's that meant to mean?

Oh God Romeo! I'm just not interested ...

- He's just a bloody gizzoid alright - That's a cheap shot. Why the hell did you kiss him?

Because I felt sorry for him! You know if Patty Dawes asked your to kiss her would you?

No you wouldn't exactly!

No I wouldn't because she stinks of piss, she has long gums and tiny teeth

I'm killer. I'm Killer. I'm mean. Not all the time. I'm sometimes nice.

.. I eat fresh meat ...

I don't know why the government is putting so much money to research these crop circles ...

.. all they have to do is ask me because I know all about them

- Crop circles? - Yeah. What the aliens leave imprinted in the corn

It's not aliens who leave it!

What do you mean aliens who leave it? It's just the farmers having a bit of fun

It's not aliens, it's the gypsies!

Lads believe! believe! why don't you believe?

- God have you ever heard anything like this Nox? - I have never heard anything like this

Now listen to this. He's got this mark on his head

Five years later he has a child with a woman who he didn't know

And this child was born with the same mark on its head

Well what do you think about that? Sinister. Well it's weird isn't it?

I didn't like it when he just started fighting just when you wanted a share in it

Okay, I'm sure you're laying that on a bit you know

- What? - Because sometimes I see you and you're not as haunched and struggling

and other times I look at you and you're bent like Quasimodo. So what's your game?

- Nothing - What's wrong with your back then?

Nothing

Is it serious or something?

Yeah. You know what's wrong with my back. I've already told you.

I had a bad back man. And I'll tell you something ...

.. my back was bad ..

If you had what I had, you wouldn't even leave the house.

But I left the house.

It was so bad I broke it in 4 or 5 different places

I broke it .. near my arse

I'll have 3 giant choccy cones please my man

Tell me something man ... serious.

What was the score the other day? With Ladine and that fucking track suit?

- What do you mean? - I mean what was it about?

- Nothing. Just bad luck for you - Bad luck?

Yeah. That was what she told me she liked.

Yeah well how come when I went in the shop ...

.. she just fucking laughed. She didn't like it.

Maybe she changed her mind

I've known her longer than you. She changes her mind quite a lot.

One minute she likes something, then next minute she don't.

I know you're lying

I know she hated them. I know you made me look a right fool. I just want to know why you did it.

Why did you do it?

It was just a joke

So it was a joke?

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings though ...

.. it's alright now anyway. You're with her aren't you

- You're going out with her and that - Just tell me something, you did it for who's pleasure?

Her pleasure? Your pleasure? Who's pleasure did you do it for?

No-one's pleasure

You did it for your pleasure

- Tell me ! - I didn't

Just tell me the truth. I'd rather you tell me the truth that it was all a joke for your pleasure

- Would you tell me that? - I didn't do it for my pleasure!

You know you made me look a right fool. Didn't you?

I didn't mean to

Well it wasn't fucking funny was it?

Huh? I don't think you know what it means to mess with peoples feelings do you?

Your going to learn your fucking lesson man. You don't mess around with people like that

What have I done to you?

To deserve that?

Fuck all!

Well your little tricks are backfiring man

and it fucking starts here. This is just the beginning. Do you get me?

Because it's going to go on and on and on

I'm going to make you fucking know what it feels like now man

I won't stop at you

I'll go into your house, I'll break in

I'll get your mammy and daddy and fucking tie them to a chair and torture them

and set fire to them and put this through their fucking guts and twist it

You're going to fucking know

Here you are

- Here you are - Fuck him

- He don't want it, fuck him - I'll have it then

What's wrong with him?

Well out you get rat boy

I haven't forgotten about you, you know

Daddy's waiting for you look

- Romeo? - Gavin! Inside now!

- Will you go around your house and see if your sister's in? - Yeah

- You don't mind do you? - Nah

- You had a good day didn't you? - Yeah

- Can we go again sometime? - Of course we can man

- Without him - Oh yeah

- Come and sit down for a minute

I got a letter today from the hospital

Date's come through for the operation

Said it's going to be next week, so that's good isn't it?

Get it out of the way, won't it?

Don't I'm trying to eat my breakfast!

Gavin it's alright, you know. I'd be scared.

- Anyone would be scared - No-one said I was scared

I know. I know.

Sandra!

What!?

We've got raccoons or something. Bring us the bleach!

You alright?

- I'm getting ready for school - Okay

Congratulations are due

to the middle school girls hockey team who thrashed Haywood school in Nottingham

Shall we give them a round of applause?

And Thursday. Non uniform day

Don't forget your fifty pence's

We will be sharing the money out between the up-keeping of Donny the donkey

and Gavin Wolley

Now some of you know Gavin

He's about to go into hospital to have an operation on his bad back

and we think that it's a very nice idea to get him a gift

- Do you agree? - Yes

Thank you. Okay, take it away Mr. Byrne please thank you

Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya ...

Right then, here you are. So that's your syringe

eh, I'll need that .. Dr. Doyle is doing the operation

He'll come in a minute, talk you through, ask him questions

You can hold my hand if you get scared

I don't want to hold you hand

Where have you been man? I've been waiting half an hour

She kept me behind asking me questions about me being off school

- Well did you tell him your granny died? - Yeah

- And she believed you? - Yeah

- Yeah well then. Did you tell them there's a funeral next week? - Yeah

Well there you go there's another day off

- You got to start trusting me haven't you? - Yeah

Get in the van man let's go

Don't you think it would be better for everyone if you just fucked off Joe?

Look I ain't had a conversation with Romeo yet and I ain't going anywhere until I do

You're upsetting him!

Look I don't want it that he can't come back here because you're outside

I'll move the van down by the garages but I ain't going anywhere

Fine Joe. Fucking fine, move down to the garages

Hiya Carol, is Romeo around here?

Em, He's not back yet you know

He's not coming to the hospital?

I think he's probably make his own way up to the hospital

Right. I'll see you then, ta

Hungry I am

Will you stop saying, I heard you the 100th time

This ain't your flat is it?

Don't go looking in here. I'm serious, don't go looking around

It's my dad's old flat

You depress me now

- I'm sorry man, I didn't mean anything - I know, but I'm feeling down

I can't take you're to the hospital, you going to have to get someone else to do it

We're late now anyway, and I'm hungry

Could you make me a cup of tea please?

Yeah. Milk and sugar?

Two sugars and milk yeah

I'll put some beef burgers on while I'm at it

You can't get a car parking space for anything

Gavin?

Your Dad's here love

Are you alright son? Is he okay, he looks a bit peaky

No he's fine I think

He does know we're here?

- Yeah of course he does - Of course he does

We'll have to stay I suppose

What does that mean?

When I was coming through 'The Golden Grannies' were on. I was going to have a look, that's all

- oh Jesus Christ! - Only if he was unconscious

Go in there and tell her something sad about me

Will you tell her how my step mum would lock me in a dark box

Anything! I was dropped on my head when I was a kid. Anything, will you do it?

Just do it man, step to it. Make it sad.

Romeo! Misery ...

- Hi Romes - Alright?

Alright Romeo?

Before you ask, I've got no money. I'm skint.

Look Ladine please

Please, give him another chance

Romeo, don't start. I'm not interested

- Come on please, do it for me - I'm not going to discuss it in here

His Mum dropped him down the stairs when he was a baby

The boy is doing good ...

.. come on boy.

That's it, that's it. Easy.

Smooth, nice and easy.

His step Mum used to sleep with him! Please do it for me.

Please God

What's she say?

- She says she'll think about it - Ah, I knew it

I fucking knew you'd do it. I knew it!

Bill!

Will you just sit down

- Why didn't you bring Romeo? - Your dad went to see him, but they're having a few problems ..

What?!

- Which side is your liver on? - What are you talking about?

Oh mother

- How long are you staying? - Oh not long now

Go on then. Just go bloody watch it!

Ow man! What're you trying to do?

You're trying to aim for my liver

What's the matter with you?

Sorry

How long do people normally visit you for?

An hour

To become a warrior is a very serious business. You're not born it

Well you could be born it. But you still have to work hard at it. Do you get me?

And how long have I been here?

A world record time - thirteen minutes

Very good. You're almost too good man. You're frightening me.

- Down a bit - Not so hard eh?

I'm not fucking playing anymore ...

.. I told you not to do it hard didn't I?

- Oh come on man - No I said it! I told you not to, and you done it

The old kid with a broken heart

Easy you're depressing me

She's been keeping him waiting for ages

She'll be down in a bit. Bloody hell, calm down

It's too long man I'm just getting worse and worse as I'm waiting

Rome? Rome you got a couple of minutes? I want a word with you

Rome?

Romeo. Two minutes, it's important. Come on

I don't think he want to talk to you does he mate?

- Romeo two minutes - You're not even supposed to be in here are you?

- Come again? - I said you're not supposed to be in here.

Carol don't want you to be in here, does she?

It's not your business, but me and Carol have an arrangement

- I can come see my kids whenever I want - Yeah when she's in the house. But she's not here now is she?

So why don't you get to the back door and talk to him there?

I fucking need you don't I?

Jesus Christ

I just don't think you should be here mate. So why don't you just leave?

It's obvious Romeo don't want you here isn't it?

You can leave nicely or you can leave horribly, it's up to you. Do you know what I mean?

- Sorry? - Do you want to go nicely or would you like to go horribly?

- What are you laughing at? - Are you going to throw me out?

If I have to yeah, I will throw you out

You're fucking priceless you are!

This is the first time anyone made me laugh in months

I don't know what's so funny man

Listen

I know you're trying to give it large in front of the boy but ..

you know unfortunately

.. I ain't leaving so you're going to have to throw me out.

Romeo. Just grab your bag and you can come stay with me

You don't have to stay with this fucking douche

Just get your bag and stay with me

What you doing hanging around with a prick like him for eh?

- What did you call me? - A prick

Oh did you?

What are you calling me naughty names for? I didn't do anything to you

- No I was just waiting for you to throw me out - Are you?

- Yeah - Why don't you just go nicely before things get really dark

What are you laughing for ?

Go on throw me out. Let's see things go really dark. I can't wait to see things get dark.

Do you think that I'm frightened because you're a big fella?

No obviously not. Obviously you are a big tough guy

- I've fucking ate bigger corn flakes man - Well do it then

Take it it ain't made you know

- What with children in the house? - Listen ..

.. a word of advice.

If you're going to call a fight you'd better go through with it. Otherwise you're going to get hurt

Oh yeah?

- What you're going to hurt me are you? - Listen .. I know your game

You think I don't know your game?

- What's my game then? - You some sort of mental deficient upstairs?

What you doing hanging with kids who are 10 years younger than you?

What's the matter, you don't hang around with people your own age?

What? Do they take the piss out of you? Do they all laugh at you?

I bet they think you're fucking hysterical don't they?

Or did you get bullied at school? Or are you just a fucking nonce?

- Fuck off - Come near my family I'll fucking bury you!

What the fuck is going on?

It's alright Ladine I'm not going to kick off

- I'm not going to kick off - Ladine listen you don't understand

- You told me you'd changed and you bullshitted once again - You got to let me explain!

Ladine you don't understand

Ladine

Fuck!

- I'm not surprised you can't cope living with that maniac - Why don't you just forget about it. It's got nothing to do with you

- just leave it - I was only trying to do what's right wasn't I?

Yeah I know you were but you can see what he is capable of

- I know he tried to strangle me to death just now - Yeah well that's what he's like

Forget it

- Will you come out with me? - I just had an argument with my dad

and you ask me out straight away.

I know but it'll take you mind off all of this won't it?

Yeah I know it will. Just not right now. It's bad timing.

- I'm letting your brother stay with me tonight ain't I? - So what's that got to do with it?

Oh will you please?

Will you go out with me next week then?

I don't know

Oh go on

- Yes okay then - Do you promise?

- I promise - Do you swear on it?

- Yes ! - On my life, swear on my life

On your life

[wait ill your Mum gets back we can sort this out]

- Come on - I'd better go. I'll see you soon.

See you later

You can explain this to Mum

She's going to go up the fucking wall

So do you mind me coming around here?

I'll tell you something now, from the heart

That door is open 24 hours a day

and you are welcome in it anytime

you didn't even have to ask me that. You're welcome.

Thanks

I know what it's like man

when you don't get on with your dad

I had a fucking life of it man

Believe me .. I had things done to me that I wouldn't even tell you about

I had my head smashed off every fucking wall in this room man

until my ears bled

but I never stopped loving my dad

and giving to him, and trying for him

but he never gave anything back.

There's a saying in life Romeo

don't know if you heard of it: "Look out for number one"

Do you know what that means?

What does it mean then?

- Don't place your trust in anyone else - Exactly. You don't trust no fucker

Because at the end of the day, you just end up getting hurt

Romeo?

Romeo?

I know you're there

Oh you tosser

Hello

- Do you want some tea? - No

Where you going?

I'm going upstairs. Where does it look like I'm going?

Look Romeo, I know Morrell is out there waiting. But I don't want you to go back out tonight.

Why not?

Because I want you to go see your Dad and help him sort some stuff out

How many times do I have to tell you

I'm not going to help him. I'm not interested.

Look Romeo I'm not arguing with you

I want you to go an help your dad sort himself out

and I want you to go around and see Nok nok

Why do you want me to go and see Nok nok?

Romeo! He was your best friend last bloody week

And?

Like I said - I'm not fucking arguing with you. I want you to go around and do that.

I'll go and see him when I'm fucking good and ready

You cheeky little bastard! I'll fucking kill you

- You're not too big for a good hiding you know - What's you're problem?

What are you fucking laughing .. do you find this funny?

I'll fucking kill you, you little shit. Get out !

[muffled arguing]

What's all the noise about man?

Mum's just gone mental

- What for? - She hit me

What'd she do that for mate?

She's saying that I'm not going to see Nox often enough

Listen come here

Don't blame your mum about what's going on

It's your dad getting inside her brain

So don't be too harsh on your mum for it

Don't get upset about it will you?

What does she mean Nok nok. Why have you got to see that moron?

I don't know, she said he's just had an operation and I've not seen him enough

So you got a whack for him did you?

Gavin Romeo has come to see you

Hey Nox

Hey

- Anyone want a cup of tea or anything? - I'm alright thank you

I'm alright

Can you come back another time Because I feel ill

- What? - I feel ill

Are you alright love?

Maybe you should just come back tomorrow if you want or something like that?

Are you going to have a little sleep?

Alright, it was good to see you Romeo. Thanks for coming around.

- Are you alright love? - I don't want to see him anyway

That's alright

You don't have to see people if you don't want to

Are you alright?

Go on you just have a little sleep okay?

See you in a bit

He eats children, and pulls down houses. To add to that he makes the town look bad

Happy is a word nobody knows

we've never been shown in films or shows

Because in this land Happy is a word nobody knows

- I ended it there - This is very good

The spelling is a bit wrong

you've got an amazing imagination

Fucking hell

I am so happy

The French teacher that I have fancied for 10 years is finally looking at me

Couldn't believe it! She's just staring at me for ages

and if she likes me the way that I like her, and I think she does

you get a great basis for a relationship

"Minnie Ms Lumpy"

"Her arms and legs were stuck on the corners of a square body"

"And she had a large old face which tilted to one side"

"She had an ungainly movement with her arms and legs"

"She shared a table desk with me .."

".. so that I noticed them more than the others"

I like your wallpaper, I used to have that you know ..

.. dinosaurs.

Sir !

It's half past

oh alright, thanks Gavin

See you tomorrow

[I've got a heard of butterflies in my stomach man]

I feel like I'm going to a title fight

She does like parker otty aftershave doesn't she?

Yeah God man stop worrying

I'm so nervous you know I can't believe it. Look at my palms !

See you tomorrow morning

Here she comes man. Lady of the lantern...

Hang on there love

In you get. Your chariot awaits for you

- Out you get - Thanks

Get under this

Didn't I tell you that tonight was going to be special. Didn't I?

Come on. Come fucking on. What's the matter with you man.

Jesus Christ

You've been waiting 25 years for this fucker

This is the moment of truth

You got to be like a prize fighter. Go in there and take the title.

Just don't let yourself down man. What's the matter with you?

It's there on a fucking plate. There's a whole banquet waiting for you down there

She's a baby chicken

And you're a fox, circling her. Waiting to go in for the kill.

I can smell it. I can smell it so much

I'm going to have to go down there and get me something

What are you laughing at?

- What are you doing? - What's so funny?

What are you doing?

Fucking tuck into that!

What are you laughing at?

Just put your clothes on, watch this and I'll forget about it

It's what you want isn't it?

What are you talking about?

Well I thought you wanted to get all intimate and that.

Well I'm sorry but I didn't realize.

Well can't you just fucking touch it or something?

- What? - Touch it

- Fucking touch it - Touch it?

Come on touch the fucker

- You want me to touch it? - Yeah I want you to touch it

Touch it

Oh you're one of them are you? You're a fucking prick teaser.

Why don't you just touch it, come on, finish off the fucking job.

- You're not going anywhere until you touch it - Just move out of my fucking way

- Fucking touch it I'm not touching it just get out of my way

A fucking pervert, that's what you are

Ladine I'm so sorry

It was a joke, it was all a joke!

oh please Ladine

Oh Ladine !

So, are you still talking to him?

Of course I am

You just have to give Romeo a bit of time because he's just not interested anymore

I don't blame him

I don't blame him at all

I don't blame either of you

Look I've got to get going alright?

Are you alright for money?

Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm fine, no problems.

Take it then

- No - Just take it

Look I've got to get going to work now

See you later

Morell?

Morell?

What kind of soldier are you, eh?

What kind of a soldier ?

Where's your reactions?

How can I rely on you in a fucking battle?

When you run like a frightened rabbit?

You're a disgrace to your unit!

On your fucking feet soldier

- What are you playing at Morell? - You have let me down considerably

- Get the fuck off me - You are no fucking good

You're no better than a dirty animal or something

You silly bastard

- Why don't you just piss off! Keep your mouth shut, and only speak when you're spoken to

You're a disgrace, what kind of warrior are you?

- What are you playing at? - What would you be like in a war?

- You sound like a fucking maniac - Shut your fucking mouth. Speak when you are spoken to.

I want to see some reaction

Why are you being a dick-head?

- I want to see some reaction - Fuck off!

- Don't fuck with me Morell! - I want to see some reaction

Come on show me some reaction, show something. If you want to play rough ...

.. and you want to be a man, we'll play fucking rough

Do you get me? We can play as rough as you fucking like

Not such a hard man now are we?

Not so tough and strong

Fucking get out of here you useless little bastard

I don't want to see your face again. Get out of here.

Go on. Give me some peace.

Show us a trick

This ball has a name. It's called Paul the ball.

And ... little tap

And he's gone

Well that's good isn't it? How does it work?

Mind if I come in?

Listen Romeo. I've been thinking. Do you want me to try get your dad to leave?

There's no point really is there. If he wants to be here.

Well yeah I know

But we can't carry on like this can we?

I want you to stop going up that Morell's flat

I want you to stop hanging around with him altogether Romeo

I've heard things about him from Ladine

Well it's not right, a big man like that wanting to hang about with young lads

No need to worry about that, I won't be going there any longer

Do you promise?

Yeah

Oh that's good

Then we can start getting ourselves back to normal

So are you alright then?

Yeah

Right then I'll get some breakfast on the go

What do you fancy?

- Can I have beans and sausages? - Yeah

- Do you want some toast with it? - Seven slices please

Alright

Get in the fucking van you

- Can I just go to school please - Get in the fucking van!

Come on Morell, don't do this. I promised my Mum I wouldn't see you - please

Whining like a little baby I never learn t you. Get in the fucking van.

Can you see now?

What a fucking whore your sister is

She's a fucking whore

She's no longer innocent you know

What do you think about that?

Oh Jesus fucking Christ

Nah fuck it pal

What the fuck pal?

What are you playing at? Fuck sake !

Look I fucking done nothing man!

Fucking flash boy eh? Who's a fucking flash boy?

Not so fucking smart eh?

Not so big are we? Not a big flash boy are we eh?

Fucking arsehole

Gavin!

Gavin!

Fuck off

Romeo?

What is it? What's up?

Is it your Dad?

Is it your Dad?

Dad?

Dad what's going on?

What is it?

Oh Romeo what's up love?

Mum?

- What's wrong with him? - Come have a drink of water, come on

- Romeo come on tell us what's happened love - There you are man

- I told them you wouldn't leave me .. - Come on get inside

- Romeo come on inside now - Get inside go on

Get him in!

You aren't coming in there mate

There's no chance, just go away

- You can't come in - What do you think I'm going to do?

- What do you think I'm going to do? - You're not coming in

- Mum ! - Do you think I'd hurt a fucking kid?

Do you? Do you think I'd hurt a kid?

I wouldn't hurt a fucking kid

I wouldn't hurt a kid. I wouldn't touch a baby.

I wouldn't do it

Come on Romeo let's go have a look. You okay?

Alright we'll see you in a minute. Okay?

You still here then?

What will it take for you to go?

I thought I fucking put you out

- I just want you to go - Do you want me to fucking put you to sleep?

- I don't know - I'll put a fucking hammer around your head

- Do you want it? - You can't go in there

- Do you want me to put a hammer around your head? - I don't know

I'm going to get my fucking hammer

Bill! Get back in the house!

Get on your fucking knees

- You can't go in there you know - Get on your knees I'm going to drive this through your skull

- I don't want you to hit me - Get down you pathetic prick

on your fucking knees, I'm going to ram this through your fucking head

Go on get down

- He's doing it! Look at you you pathetic bastard. - I just want you to go

Get down. I can't believe you're fucking doing it!

I'm going to put this through your fucking temple

Come on then get up. Come on!

Get up and go dark on me now

Is that all you got you piece of shit. Get up!

Get fucking up

Is that all you've got eh? Get up you sniveling ...

.. fucking piece of shit, get up.

You fucking bully get out of my fucking sight!

Now you listen to me

You ever come near my family again

I'll put a knife straight through your heart

and fucking kill you. Do you understand me?

Do you understand me?

Now fuck off!

You alright Bill?

You sure you're alright, take deep breaths

Got any brandy in the house?

- He's alright, he needs a brandy - Yeah good idea

Bill?

Do you want to come inside?

Come in and see if Romeo is alright

I'm having my cast off next week

Yeah your mum told me

Can I come to the hospital with you please?

Yeah

Yeah

I suppose so yeah

Thanks Nox

I'm going to be a magician

Oh yeah

Yeah

Oh yeah the school sent you all that magic stuff didn't they?

Yeah it's semi professional

Really?

Yeah and you know my Dad?

He's going to build me a table for it as well

You know - a stand type thing

If you want I can ...

.. pop around after school tomorrow.

If it's alright with you and ...

.. you could show me some tricks.

If you like

It should be okay

I don't need an assistant though

you'd just have to be a helper

All the best magicians have help .. have assistants you know

I'll have to think about it

- Thanks Nox - That's alright

It's what mates are for

So we're mates again?

Of course we are

- No messing about man - Yeah

- I mean business you know - I know you do

I wanted to come around and say sorry, thanks Nox

I can smell something cooking you know

Bloody hell I haven't eaten for weeks and for about an hour

I can't smell nowt [nothing]

God I'm so hungry

- Are you ready? - Yes

Magic and mystical brilliance

Let me out

- Oi let me out you dick-head - Shhh!

I'm feeling very depressed

because ...

.. although ..

.. you know magic is the game

Brian is the name Shhh!

I need an assistant

and not only has she got to be beautiful and

be really brave and brainy and have big boobs ...

.. and a nice arse

and I've searched everywhere; I've searched France

and Spain and Germany and the USA

And I still couldn't find her

And then one day when I was in the chip shop I found her

And her name is magical Maggie!

The door is still locked, come on!

~ Subtitles by Alex | 2014 ~

Right you can have one. One. That's it.

That's all you're having

I think I did very well, as it happens.

Mum that is trampy! Tell him to stop it.