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It's here

Hey, Kwai

Do we let Dorina trap Horny? We can't let Dorina torture Horny

It's really a waste

What can we do? They're getting married today

Well, If Horny marries Dorlina

He is really in trouble He'll be trouble

He will be exhausted

Don't be silly

Stop day-dreaming

You are right

I am not day dreaming

Let's talk to Horny

We still have time

Wait What?

There could be an ambush

Let me try

Hello...

I have got them

That was Horny, damn it

Who threw at me?

That was a naughty boy

I had told him off

Okay...

What's wrong with you?

I am burning my ex-girl friends' photos

So hot, I go washing my face

My darlings, goodbye now

Moleen, how can I burn you...

Better Maggie first, she left me

You're very good to your ex-girlfriends

Of course I used to take one of their hairs...

when I broke up with each of them

And I have knitted a towel with the hair

A Towel?

This is made of eye-brow

Eye-brow

Where did you get these?

I lost it last night

Tell me if you love Dorlina

If not, you better hide away

And we will support you

It's very kind of you

But it's too ruthless if I leave now

If you marry her, that's the end for you

Right, so many nice girls in the world

Let's go

Go

Go

My God, Dorlina is coming

Come with me

Open up

We need $999,999.99 to open up

What? He's not a billionaire

Open up or I smash you

Let me try

What

Dorlina, don't argue today

Don't worry your pal is a good bargainer

$99.90

What? Say $990,000.00

Through the window

But here is 24/F

Mind your words or I'll burn up your house

Dorlina may not agree to burn her husband

No

I've bought a $5M life insurance policy for Horny yesterday

The money will go to me

What's up?

Her pal said to set fire

Set fire?

If there's a fire on 24/F

The highest chance to survive is going to the roof

How high?

0.00%

Go to hell

I tell you what

You have to deal with Dorlina

Me?

I pass some of my energy to you

Are you all right?

Ready

Let them in

Dorlina, I want to talk to you

Say it

I love you very much

Into the room

Oh

No, there're so many people outside

Sign it

What is it?

Sign it first

This contract says as from today

All your income

It means your total income

Which includes all sorts

will all belong to me

I've quitted my job and started enjoying my life

It leaves 10% to me only

Wrong

The 10% goes to my parents

and my relatives

Undress yourself

Be mercy to me

What's the noise?

Dorlina is not using the drill

Turn around

Take away your hand

You can't fool around anymore

I hate you for the rest of my life

Even though you've got my body

but you can never have my heart

Look at here please

Smile, don't move

One more please

Are you insane? $200 for two?

Try your luck, the loser has to go

Go ahead You're crazy

Let's go...

$200 more

50 dollars? Just pick up one of the dishes

And get lost right away

What do we have?

Red bean sweet soup

Someone is having it

Go to get an orange

Have dinner at my place tomorrow night

No

Let's dine outside

No

They will ask you to give cash instead

My dad is greedy

And don't buy too many gifts

Just fruits

Don't be silly, I won't get broke

Mind your words

It may bring bad luck

Do I look better with the contact lenses?

Look carefully

Nice

It's hard lens

Let's play the game

I don't play wine games

Come on

I don't know how to play

Don't fool me

Do you really want to play? Yes

All right

Uncle, this is my pal Robert Cheung

I have heard a lot about you Mr. Tsui

Kwai, come over

My younger brother Tsui Ting Kwai this is Mr. Cheung

My brother is very smart

He got a MBA from HKU

That's great

Thank you

You work for Fok's we have business deals

To be exact it should be the Tsui's syndicate

owes us $2 million

Big business always has big loans

And when the mall in Canada were completed

Our capital return will be quick

Robert and I are good friends

He was really poor in University

I even lent him my under

And you are after my loan?

Yes

We've got no reply for postponing...

the debt payment date

Don't talk about business tonight

And Fu and I are good friends for years

Money is nothing compare with our friendship

That's good

Be seated

Boss, seems that Robert Cheung is very interested in Fok's

He wants to merge the middle size syndicate

He forced Fok Ka Tung to make him be Deputy Director

I know he is a problem

He's real pal

If Robert wants me dead it's the end of the world

Are you talking about me?

Robert, want to play some golf?

No, it's business they are from the court

The court has the writ

Fok now controls

Tsui's capital

Damn it, it's not April Fool's Day

Don't fool me

It's a true, you see yourself

Good you die really fooled me last night

This's my job

Fok's has been trying to merge you

You shouldn't owe us money

But I treat Fu as my boss

You are my brother and I tell you the truth

And, why didn't you help me?

My brother is in trouble

My younger brother is in hospital

My Dad also needs a heart operation

So you have to many problems

I don't blame you

No, I want to tell you

I didn't help them at all

And why should I help you?

Fine

And your personal loan of $3.2M

It has expired long ago

And you are broke now

I know you have a golden toilet

Don't take it away

Go to get it Yes

Do you remember we shared underwears?

I gave you the best ones

I hate you mentioning this

But you keep saying it all the time

I am wrong, I change yours with mine

Boss, just ignore him

No, Elizabeth Tayor had sat here

I can't make it without her

No, no

Boss

Give it back to me

Give it back to me

Boss, don't be like this

Hey, what's up?

Well, Tsui's is under my control

My temporary office is Mr. Tsui's office

Come to see me now

Stop

Robert Cheng, let's wait and see

I started from the bottom

I can start again

I may be richer

You were rich when you were born

If you didn't have a rich father

You couldn't be promoted so fast

Let me tell you

I have 3 months holiday starting tomorrow

Go to work for Fok's if you can

I'm a Deputy Director, remember

If you can come over me I lick your toes

and run naked in Central

Go

What? What we have is true friendship

We won't work for the Fok's

I heard that you are the best friends

Yes

Good, I have the purge once for all

I give you 15 minutes to pack

or I send the security

Pal

Gee, he's sick again

Send him home first

Where can we go?

They will take over our house too

Let's send him to the hospital

See if we still have personal assets

Kwai, don't be like that

Kwai, keep calm

We have to be tough and strong

What do you want, sir?

Let me have a look

Fatty are you going to buy something or what?

Of course, but I have to check

See if it is a nice one

I want nice ones

Pay for this one first

$1? It costs $4.00

I only ate one quarter

How can it be?

I buy some more then

Good

Which ones?

These...

The two dollar ones don't have that big

The apples are not big but your eyes

Wrap them

Hey, the mango costs $8.00 each

It's not a good one

Don't follow if it's a bad one How do I know it's rotten or not

It may have worms in there

It smells cat shit

It's cheap stuff

$1 for two and I buy them all

You are wrong, they are nice fruit

Even though it smells cat shit

But it is juicy

I saw this costs $12.00 yesterday somewhere

You are an expert

$8 for twenty

Thanks

OK $4.00 each for you

You don't look like a rich man

Stop taking them away

Can I try it?

That's OK

But you shouldn't bring it home to try

You stole the fruit

What... I only forgot to pay

No wonder the fruits are gone everyday

You are the one stealing them

Arrest him

Don't go

Arrest him

Bastard, don't let me see you again

Mom, what's wrong with Kwai?

I think the relatives are welcoming him

I do the cooking first

Kwai, come in, I want to talk to you

When my Dad comes back later

Don't tell him that you have broken

I can't hide it

Let's wait and see

Don't smoke too much

I can't stop it

You are back Yes

That bastard tricked me

And I ended up going to the police station

Dad, luckily I bailed you out

Or you'll be beaten up

It's your fault to let people know I'm your dad

It should be a $1,000 bail now it $5,000

Why turn on all the lights?

Because we become rich

What, a barstard tricked my Dad?

That bastard

It's me

Amy's boy friend is here

Yeah?

What does he do?

He's the big boss of Tsui's syndicate

Honey, go get some roast pork

Put it on the credit

Fine, I have the shark fin

and some seafood

Don't spend too much money

Where is he?

In Amy's room

The door is shut

Ask Amy to behave

Open the door, Amy

What are you doing?

Dad

What's going on?

Nothing

Having facial treatment

Yes, I am learning

I try it on him, wash it back home

My Dad, and Mr. Tsui Ting Kwai

Honey did you see Amy and Kwai's photos?

They look good

What's wrong with you?

A big spider, did you see it?

Are you sure? Did you see it?

Let's have dinner

Come on

To enjoy to eat little

Our family has been financially well balanced

We only spend money when it's necessary

Let me open it

What can I do for you, sir?

Is it your photo album?

I think it's you who dropped this

I didn't do it, he did it

He threw it, arrest him

Look, do I look handsome

Quite

Look at my face now

I was careless when cleaning the toilet

I was burnt by the acid

My mom cried for the whole week

and she used the herbs to cure me

Yes, I was wrong

I shouldn't throw things down the street

But don't arrest me, go get my Dad

Otherwise, my Mom would be hurt

Let him go

Don't do this next time

Remember

Sir, please take it with you

Go

Don't do this next time

Go as far as you can

It's fine now

What's the matter?

It's you, bastard

Dad

So what?

Let's talk over there

Go

Don't know what would happen

I know you are clever the first time I saw you

Thanks

Let's eat

Okay

Help yourself

I go to get the Brandy

You don't have to

How did you settle it?

I told him I'll give him a unit in Kowloon Tong on 32/F

And that's settled

You still have money?

No, I just fooled him

Come

3 Drops, then you can really taste it

That's it

Amy do you know Kwai firm has closed down?

Who is broke?

Kwai, take it easy

We will support you

You can start all over again

So you are broke

Darling, take away all the food

You can really act

You said top floor and roof why just roof?

The roof is the only place that isn't taken by the authority

Uncle

Kwai

Uncle

How can you let uncle live in such place?

It's fine

Right, it's a nice place

There was the seashore there not long ago

And water supply from the tank

Two hours walk to the bus station

It is really an enjoyable place to live

Let's have our dinner

Go in

Where is the T.V.?

Next door

We can't just let Robert Cheng be so vain

So?

Don't worry

I'll fix him up tonight

How is my night suit?

You must be reading too much

Insane

I have some news

Fok's is looking for office boy & an assistant administrator

Let's go to apply

Silly boy

Wait Robert is having three months holiday

And nobody will recognize us

We look for his mistakes

And teach him a real good lesson

Make it the end of him

Good idea

We can steal the capital money

and fool his girls

and ruin his business

You may have to spend years in jail

Go to hell

Get him broke

Don't let Amy and Uncle know about it

Thanks

Miss I want to apply for asst. Administrator

Wait

I reserve this one for you

There are more than 3000 people after this post

Hey, let's have a deal

If you are late for home say that you are with me

I know you are impartial

Those poor ones are still waiting out there

The world is unfair

How much longer do we have to wait?

We are office boys

I'm looking for an office boy for more than 4 months

Now I hired four of them

I treat you guys in order to welcome to join us

Sit down

Please feel free, Mr. Wong

I am so glad today I must order the best food

Does that girl with glasses have AIDS?

Don't look, she's also known as cobra

She is our president's cousin and secretary

She is something

Is she even more bitchy than Dorlina

She' s even more bitchy than Ngor Fai's mother

She always talks behind people's back

All the co-workers scare her

The president must trust her a lot

Yes

He let her handle all the business in our company

even buying toilet paper

I go to check it out

OK

It is too bad if you take this

Those are okay

Remember, we come here for destruction

Yes, ruin their virginity

They are coming

It's great

Cattle-stomach on rice is the best already?

I've told the chef to do something special

Whatever you like to eat

I like it to go with chili sauce

I want to put some sugar on it

It will the good to go with salt & soy sauce

White pepper too

Will you get diarrhea?

I don't know, but this is yours

Stealing

I recognized him, he is Fo Ca Tung

Our president?

Yes

Then we don't have to search his drawer with all this effort

I want to know what is in there

and whether he has the sense of belonging to this company

If the drawer is empty

That means he doesn't plan to stay long

If there are lots of private stuffs

That means he will stay as long as he can

and pay more attention on the business

That's right

Young man, why don't you go to lunch?

It saves time if I have bread here

Save some more time for studying

You are real working hard

I'm new here, I should work harder

Want some?

No thanks you've brought a sleeping bag?

Yes, I also have toothpaste and tooth brush

and all kinds of drugs

I am prepared for O.T.

You are interested in stock?

No, I don't have the money

I tell you something

The share prices of our firm will rise

Really? Yes

But it didn't go up for a long time

It's OK, as long as the chart indicates

Just buy some, trust me

Just buy a few shares

Good lad, you can read my mind

Do work hard

Take a good seat

You can sleep here

What is it?

What is it?

It's heard that we make robots with some Japanese

These three look real

I don't think so

It's quite funny

Cantonese machine?

It can talk, come massage me

Come over

Massage me

Mandarin version?

You speak Mandarin?

Massage me

Just massage, don't tickle me

Massage the head

Don't tickle me

Massage the head

Go over and tickle him

Go over, but don't tickle him

No... no...

Smelly King, you are pal

Hold his hands, let them tickle him

Leave me alone, please

That's funny

You two are bastards

No, help me fix them up

What a funny game

Press the head in the stool

You deserve it

My God

Everything is broken

So what? It's our job

They must know it was us

They are not that smart

How can they know it was us?

Because we look bad

I don't look bad

Honey, when you see the 3 robots

You will admire them

If the experience works and it becomes a hot stuff in Japan

We will be rich then

The Japanese will come at 2 it's almost time

I show you something

I tell them to move together

Watch

We have done something touchy

No

We are here to demolish

There is only demolition

I have another idea

Mr. Fok, we are in a hurry

Can we look at the robots first?

Please wait

We have some electrical problem here

and we can't show you the robots

No, the power supple is fine

Great

Nice

come out

The 3 robots have something fantastic

They have the ability to learn

You can teach him to do the house work

and serve you the best way you like

Let me demonstrate

Do as I say

Put up the left hand, right hand

Jump... dance

Hit yourself 80 times, harder...

You hit me

Mal-function, we try another day

Sorry, I am late

Go back first

For compensation

It'll be fine, director

Your robots are a mess

We are not interested

Wait till I finish my demo

They are not common robots

They are future warriors

Their main function is for security

Miss, come over

Me? Please

Thanks

When you are back home exhausted

Just press the door bell

The robot recognizes its master

it will embrace you

and massage you

And all your tiredness will be gone

If he's not living in this house

The robot, when seeing him...

Bruce Lee is amazing

Everybody, this type of robot

has some special skill

Miss, please come around

Hello, I am Mr. Fok

I'm going to get some girls tonight

Just tell Mr. Fok

Understood

Mr. Fok is having a meeting tonight

Men do work hard

What a nice thing

Great

Mr. Fok, we want 10,000 robots

10,000?

It has to be fast

We need more promotion later on

Mr. Fok, what does this new guy do?

I am the office boy

Yes, he likes telling jokes

He's our senior asst administrator

I'm not, Mr. Fok

Mr. Fok said you are

Thanks, Mr. Fok

And my friends...

All the same

We sign the contract tomorrow?

Good Please

What a world, office boys in suits

Mr. Fok hires them personally

Do advise me please

Mr. Fok hires them personally

They should be closer

Do advise me please

Here is the lift I know

Which floor? 15th

You may go now

Yes sir

Brother

It is a touchy one

We have to pretend till the end

We have to learn from him

When I ask yes or no, you say yes, ok?

That's easy

May I sit down?

No seats?

I am Andy Tsui the new assistant administrator

I know, promoting you is Mr. Fok's

biggest mistake of this year

I will try hard

There are at least 30 people like you...

say this to me each year

I hope I can change your impression

They said you should wear contact lens

What do you think?

Yes

Nonsense, I am not that kind of woman

Who cares only about the look

Of course not, otherwise Horny

I can't say it

A young man should be honest

I am not a big mouth

He said you are most charming

Horny, did you mean it?

Of course, she's the only one

He's too flamboyant

That's why I shouldn't say it

Excuse me, I have to go

Beauty

It's yours

This one is better

Sorry Miss Cher, all gone

What day is today?

Valentine's day

Why people must send flowers on Valentine's Day?

Bad taste

Valentine's day doesn't mean to be lovers

It also means you are someone respectful

One of the 30 hard work youths

Miss Cher, the flowers are beautiful

I told him not to send to the office

But I have too many at home

Take it out and put it just wherever

Ok

See who hasn't got any flower

and give her one

It feels bad without some flowers today

Yes

How can it be?

Michael, change the tyres for me

I have an appointment! Sorry

You bastard, don't give me a hand

If you make any mistakes

I will pay it back

Miss Cher, still here?

How nice you are still here

Help me to change the tyres

Some bastard stole my tyres

Do you have four spare tyres?

No

I can't help

Let me see

Nice idea, huh?

You help her find the tyres he'll treat you well

Where can I find them?

Don't count me in

This's Dorlina's favourite car

We're friends, aren't we?

Fine

Thanks Andy

That's all right, Miss Cher

Just call me Feliciana

Fel... oh never mind

Cher is my Mom's family name Really?

I should call you sister

It's not too late

But you could be younger

Don't flatter me

I think I am older

Really?

Horny is a nice guy

He gave me everything on his cars

You really don't know?

What?

He's been dreaming of loving you

When he'd first seen you...

He stopped all contacts with other women

and said he had to keep a pure body for you

He's crazy

That's dumb

You will never choose him

Or else he's lucky

He really means it

Don't be too cruel

A little bit

Well, to be a little bit kind

I try going out with him

Are you serious? Don't tell him

I am afraid he'd be shocked

What if we go out in groups

We go to the disco together

OK, I will tell him

This's excited?

I had tried the toughest one

and now one more for me

Dorlina won't let me go out at night

Let me do it

Women have no right to decide

We pick you up now

Whom are you talking to?

Just the weather report

Wash it carefully it is worth a few thousands

Why so expensive, you don't need it

So you don't need to wear underwear then?

Horny, we are sorry

What?

Horny, we are sorry this time

We missed your dad at the border

The sneaker has got him

I didn't know you had a father in China

I didn't tell you before

Just don't want to let you know his mother was a slut

The sneaker wants $50,000

Of course not

It's no good at get him here

He'll send him back if you pay

Or he'll send him here Right

Don't know this true or not

What's that?

It is an electrical chastity belt

If you are horny

It will beep

Really?

Come over and I'll tell you something

See how you can fool with the girls

Hey, that bitch hasn't come yet

Wait

Hi, handsome

Who is Andy?

Andy? Which Andy?

Who?

Not me

It doesn't exist in the world

Frank, you have to help me

I'm Robinhood, I'll try

Please help me with that Cher woman

That will be the end of me, no

What can we do then?

Do it yourself

I just have $10,000 left, all yours

You fix it up for me

$10,000 in cash

You won't help me?

I will

$10,000

I am free this time

So soon

Stay calm

Shit

Stay calm

What's the noise?

The alarm from the shop nearby

Frank, give me back $10,000

No, I will keep my words

I will settle it

Let me do it myself

Unless you give me $10,000 more

3000?

Fine, but just for today

Damn it Bo

This is Julianna

Let me introduce, he is...

Bengo

Let's talk inside

OK

Sit over there

Let get some drinks there

Good

two, thanks

Iced water

What are you doing?

Forest on fire

Dad, I'm good to you

Don't tell mom

Don't worry, I won't

I didn't tell you the affair of your mom and the landlord

I have nothing to say

Do you really wanna try?

I don't believe you can read my mind

Those in China are better

I know what you are thinking by touching your hand

Try

You liar, you have a wife

Don't come to see me anymore

Are you all right?

Who are you trying to avoid?

I am sorry...

You are afraid of that punk?

How do you know?

Sometime I can read people's mind

I'll help you get out of this

Good

Don't look

Go to hell

It's fine now

Thanks

No, but you can give me a ride

I don't have a car Good

Is it here? Yes

They will surely be dead

Go back and have a dance

Inside?

Yes, his aunt told me so

his father and brother are here too

That old folk, he lied to me

It's his brother's fault

Kwai would never go such a place

Don't worry, aunt

I am famous of controlling my husband

I'll get him out for you

You need a reward for the ride?

No

Are you afraid of these two women?

Yes, I owe them money

I better leave from the back door

See you

Kwai, you...

So you are really fooling around

Aunt asked me to look for you with Amy

You see what's behind you

Let's run

Wait, aunt

Do me a favour, say you didn't see me

No, I can't lie

I'll be good to you

Give me $3,000 first

I'd rather surrender

You do what I said

Okay, whatever you say...

30...

30? If not, then what?

Since we're friends, give me then

Put it on my account

Hey...

This one looks like a beggar

This one is an idiot

This one looks awful

If I were his father

I would rather have no son

Do you agree?

What did you say?

No, I meant you have a good father

who gives much such a handsome face

Tell me if you showed dad here

No, mom, no

No?

I saw Kwai was here

Kwai?

Didn't he pick up his dad with my husband?

Why is he here?

Right

What's matter?

Go and search them out

Dorlina is coming

Mr. Rex is looking for us

I'm dead man

It's the end of my world

Which Dorlina?

His elder sister

She doesn't like him to be with other woman

I'll give her a good lesson

That's too much

Your face is dirty

Go to toilet and clean it up

What should we do now?

Rambo

Long time no see

Streaker

What happened?

Let's carry him back home in first

Check if the old man is home

Anything else?

Horny, let's go home with him

So early?

Let's go

Are you crazy?

What's wrong with you? Don't push that hard

Where're you going to supper

I want to make a phone call

Jesus Oh, shit

What should we do?

I've got it, come

Hurry up, don't block the way

Hey, don't talk to the phone too long

Hey, it's none of your business

What do you want, you stupid bitch

You want a fight? I don't think you even dare to touch me

Okay, take this

Brother, he is the betrayer

Kill him

Help...

This is terrible, somebody get killed

Take his body to show the boss

You had better watch out don't call the police

I saw nothing

My panty

Horny

Hey, we are friends!

You said you'll pick up dad

but you just stay here for the whole night

Not yet

You look like working through the night

Young people should word hard

It's not that hard actually

Security told me that you left 5 mins after me

I just call there they said you just came

Anyway you work a little bit harder than me

Yes, it's ok that you asked someone to do the work for you

but you should copy it once more

It's too obvious if there're different styles of writing

Good idea

What's the matter?

Mr. Lau, distance call from Mr. Cheng

Put it on

Hello

Lau Oh, ya

How are you?

You have a good time

I'll pick on him

He really want to get in Fox's

Luckily you've told me

I don't even know he is the son of Tsui

I'll come back in a few weeks

You put an eye on them

Sure...

I hired a security guard

He will watch out for them, ok?

Good

Security guard, who's that?

Mr. Fok hold a meeting with all the executive

because he wants to introduce his daughter

Who's just graduated and back from Switzerland

I know

Come here, I tell you something

And, my cousin's wife get the real power of this company

sixty percent

However, she doesn't care anything

Be a Yes-man, she likes to show off

My wife still needs two partners for Mahjong

You and Ken play with her

Why're you still wearing your clothes?

I don't want to be sick

Or are you hiding something from us?

No, I'm clean

I can show you everything

If not so, take off the clothes and get in the water

Come on, take it off

Take it off No

Okay! I do it for you

No...

What happen to your chest?

You really want to know? Yes

Don't you regret

Oh, real sexy

I've got hair on my chest just like Sean Connery

All girls love me I don't want to hurt them

So I won't show to anyone

You are so great

Let's go swimming Fine with me

Let's go together

I learned Kung Fu when I was three years old

Karet black belt when I was seven

I challenge Bruce Lee's nanny when I was twelve

Then I learn free-style fighting boxing till now

But those related to swimming?

I was so busy learning them that's why I've no time to learn swimming

I told you to give the chance to win

Never... You do it so well I don't need to do this

You're against somebody

Nowadays young man take money too seriously

It doesn't cost much, this's just a game

My neck is killing me

Andy, it is your turn

It's my turn

Let see if I can win

Let's see

Really this one, I got it

Where's the hair come from? Horny is it yours?

The commercial said it's agglutinant

I've got sex disease, don't touch me

Oh, no I worry if it is a contagious disease

Don't swim here if you got the disease

You're ridiculous

Don't swim with us if you get the disease

Don't be angry, Miss Cher

I still love you even you get the disease

Seven circles

Be careful, you may lose

My neck is killing me

You play it

You won the last game, let's see if luck's still with you this time

Five circles

Match, then thousand

What happen? Itchy eyes?

Don't cheat! Young man

No

Too risky, nine bamboo

Four circuit

Match

Seven Bamboo

You junk

Don't glance over here

North

Match

Pay now

Are you crazy, this one is too risky

Let us see what you have

No need, I pay

Ma

How are you? Everybody

This is my daughter, Nicole

This is sales department manager Mr. Lau

Manager, Mr. Shou Yu Ke

You look striking, Miss Fok

Beautiful, intellectual

I'm sorry, I don't mean that

She's not intellectual God won't get jealous

I ask for it

Is you? You are fine

Everything all right that night? All right

You know each other?

I suppose so

Daughter do you know what they are thinking?

Nothing

How come?

She get super-natural power

She'll know what you think once tough your hand

What were you thinking just now?

I think Nicole is real nice

Nicole is the one I love the most

You're great Sure

No... Why not?

We get in Fok's to destroy his business

What else is it for then?

We want to take revenge

If you go out with Nicole

that means you're running over Robert

We can do whatever we want by then

It means I have to lie to Amy?

No one knows if we don't say a word

It means we lie to Nicole

Hey, we only have a month left

If you still can't get Nicole

you can't be the executive committee

We can't take revenge once Robert is back

It is never too late to take revenge

I must get rich by myself

Is that true?

Don't dream too much

I don't think so

I have a friend, who want to get rich in his early twenties

He didn't go out with rich girls

And make his own effort

He almost succeeds after 15 years

and almost get rich

No, he sells richness candy on the street

Uncle, you heard what we said?

What do you think?

You always say whatever you want

I don't know what're you talking about

Just save it let's see if we can get her

I can't think of any plans

The atmosphere is very important for romance

Reserve a whole restaurant and hire a band

Scattering flowers all over

It's cost much

Today is pay-day

give me all your money I'll do it nice for you

Bill

Where are you going?

That's him

What happened?

I bet all the money on the horse racing

Hey, you put all the money on gambling?

Everyone said the horse must win

If it loses, I chop my head off

I am going to chop you off into pieces

Revenge for our money

You hit me

So what?

Then I'm not gonna share the money with you

Don't you know the bet that I made

Win, double, place triple win, I got it all

I'm getting rich now

Getting rich

Come massage for me

Let's rent the whole restaurant for a night

and have dinner with Nicole

My manager said if it is possible

Please pay the deposit first

Sure, Horny, you pay the bill

Horny, here you are

I go and check the bill

Yes

I just played cards with Bill

He said Big Mouth lose money all the time

So we win big money

So he has a dollar and ninety cents left

You stupid jerk

So we're not gonna rent the restaurant

Then I take the flower back

No money no music

Hey, go up quickly

We play funeral music

Don't worry about it where are the flowers?

Coming

There is pretty good

But, I can only afford it once a month

We try South Sea Chicken with rice

I treat you next time

I'm a man of the man

Show me your hand

It has no fun if you know everything

Ok, we wear gloves next time

Stop, what kind of music is it?

You don't like it let's play another one

The flowers are very interesting

How do you like it?

How come it's only us here?

You reserve the whole restaurant?

No, no

It's over luxurious

Hey, I really don't have so much money

What happened?

What is going on?

Big Brother Shing is inside he beats me up so bad

The fate is helping me to take revenge for my brother

You go ask people for help I go kill Big Brother Shing first

You call a hundred people I call two hundreds

Don't make it big, people will get hurt

Yes

Let them be, they're doomed

Bring the guns too

Gun? Yes

Let's go

I'm just passing by

Don't go, the food there is good

Thye may not be able to get you just go inside and sit

Please don't

We scare all the guests away

Hey, somebody's coming

What is happening here

Big Brother Shing is inside

I must revenge for my brother

You call two hundreds helpers

you call a hundred and I call three hundreds

Go kill him now

OK

Go get a gun

Excuse me

Hey, don't walk around here

There's a war going on upstair

Let's go

Do you know who I am?

I am Marker, the younger brother of Mark

What a coincidence I am the older brother of PC

This time we're really asking for it

Sir, this's just a joke

Yes

Yes, we're just kidding

Get lost now!

Yes, sir

Shit, let's go in

Uncle, the food here is good

Really?

Why don't you go in?

Dad this is not old black and white movie

forcing me to be with an American Chinese

He's much richer than Kwai

On behalf of me just have a dinner with him once

Just once

What a coincidence

Amy is coming in

I pick it up

So familiar

So familiar

Nicole

Amy

Nicole

Who is this?

She is my primary school mate

Nicole

Amy

You know each other? Oh, no

Andy, come out quickly

I'm coming

I just can't find it

Come out

The fuse's burned out

Jesus

Amy, this's my boyfriend, Andy

How are you?

How are you?

I don't feel well I get to go to the rest room

Go quickly...

Why all the lights are off?

Happy birthday, lady

Today is not my birthday

It may be one of your girl friends' birthday

No, you are my only girl friend

There are more than thirty candles

You... Though I lie to you I am twenty nine

You don't have to tease me like that

You told me to buy the birthday cake

Don't worry, I will take all the shit

I got in first, talk to you later

Don't tell Kwai I've come

Sure...

You know what to do, right?

Amy, could you be away for a while?

I'm very Ionely

You see how much he loves you

Amy is here? Oh shit

Why can't she be here?

You are her father we are on the same boat

Why?

Kwai said that you're having dinner with Shou Yai

And called Fan come and beat him up

Are you threatening me?

No, Fan's brought us help here

Don't you know he's a triad member?

How many people?

Don't ask! We're looking for someone

Oh, God, they're coming

What should we do, uncle?

Amy goes to rest room, quick

Amy

Amy

He is Bad Temper Fan

Hey, what a coincidence

Do you have a date with someone?

No, I want to kill someone

My best friend's wife comes here with her boy friend

I get to kill that fucker

Please calm down

Don't you stop me

I got to kill him

He comes to kill

I don't think so

I got you, I know you

You are Amy's father?

You come with Amy?

No, I didn't come with her

What should we do?

It's OK someone gave me wrong information

saying a fucker messed with Amy

I killed a couple people last year

I chopped one's leg off

But he still stucked with Amy

So, I chopped off his arm

Why?

I also found the man introducing Amy to him

I took all his teeth

Uncle, I get to go

Pay the bill first

What is the matter?

Amy

No, is not

Where is that thousand dollar?

I don't know, check the bill first

I didn't eat anything

I didn't eat anything

That means we don't have to pay let's go

That's great

It's fixed

Fan

Fan's best friend is Amy's boyfriend

Horny told us Amy went to the bathroom

No wonder I saw Horny

We better go now

No, you deal with Fan

I go and tell Amy better stay there

That's no use

So, you and Ken deal with Fan

I leave with Amy, all right?

Okay

Hurry up

It's really you

I am sorry Kwai

What a surprise, don't say a word

I am a poor men now I don't have any money

It's ok that you like someone else

It is my dad who forced me to do so

This is the first time

Once you have the first time second time is following

Ok, whatever you say

But I tell you, I didn't betray you

I got nothing to say if you think you're right

Really

It's you who always lies

What about Joanna, did I forgive you?

It is my fault, I misunderstood you

I am sorry

Hey, brother

Bye-bye

Bye-bye

Well, everything's fine now

Andy is very smart

Come in, I have to talk to you

What?

I heard some news

What news?

Mr. Lau gets bribed

We can fire him if we have the evidence

Fire him

How do we get the evidence?

He had Robert Cheng's support

The evidence could be in the office

Come in

He looks like dreaming

Prince Valiant

Help

Don't wake him up

She has bad breath

It is better than yours

Quick

Find it?

Yes

Which one should it be? They're all in English

Let me see

Which one?

You bastard, go to hell

Don't wake her up

Better let her have a kiss

We are in trouble if he wakes up

I go to find the proof

Damn...

Quiet, take it easy

Pal, it is catus

You want the whole lot

Pull them out first, please

The accounts record

That's great

You deserve it

Help

I'm beaten up in both dream and reality

This firm has the potential

If we work hard

It would have a bright future

You are sick or what?

We are here to destroy

And now you want to help them

What's on your mind?

Listen to me

I have finished reading the files

It was Robert Cheng

who made us become bankrupted

I have read the information of the Board of Directors

No one made us purge

Robert Cheng is our only enemy

He will report duty in two weeks

Do you think he will come back earlier?

Yes

Mind your words

Good boy

I'm surprised that You'd be promoted

as managers in 10 weeks

But I don't think you'd expect that

We come back 2 weeks earlier

Hell, I nearly had to lick your toes

What do you want then?

You want to resign or get fired?

Well, starting from this afternoon

I don't want to see you in the office anymore

Mr. Vick

Yes, Manager

Keep an eye on them they can only take away their belongings

Yes

You can find another job

I'm sure you will survive

Don't give up, you still have chances

I'll beat you

Don't you dare!

We are 2 bodies in 1 soul

What?

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

Let's go

Don't move

Watch out, you bastard

Andy, we will support you

Robert Cheng is right

I am Tsui's second son

I don't care who you are

Since you have joined Fok's

Everything you do is for the company's own good

Horny, I'll miss you

Me too

I'll miss you too

We have to stop Robert Cheng

We work to rule

Work to rule?

Yes, we lanuch a half-work campaign

We'll only do half of the work

What? Only half of a bowl left?

It's not cooked yet

It's only halfly-cooked

It's called the half-work campaign

I have been eating a lot of meals

Give me a cup of coffee

Mr. Cheng

Morning Mrs. Fok

Morning

Robert, what do you think?

Fire those troublemakers

Or pay them half

See who's tough

Shit What does it mean?

We should further our action

We speak half of the words

So I say shit

This's not the problem

Everybody loves Andy

We can't fire them on behalf of Andy

You are the General Manager

You have the authority

But they are the assistants to the director

And responsible for finance and development

Andy

They may fight back

I think we are all mature

I don't agree to close them down

I'll tell them to start all over again

Brother, do advice for me

Right, shit

What do you mean?

Say half of the sentence

Mr. Fok, if you want to hire him

You quit?

No, I welcome Mr. Tsui

Thanks

The company will be even better if you guys work together

It's Nicole's birthday the day after tomorrow

I want you all to come to my villa in Lantau

Don't be late

Sure

Is Amy's birthday on the same day?

What shall me do?

Buy some flower first

Let them choose

I know

Miss, 3 dozens roses

Two bundles and two cards please

Okay

Hey Kwai, it's Amy

Nicole invites me to a party at her villa

Our birthday is on the same day

She asks me to go with my boyfriend

Her boy friend will be there too

I said yes, and tomorrow at 9:00am

Boyfriend? Listen to me, Amy

Listen to me, Amy

Shit

For you, like it?

It'll be ready

Amy, where's your boyfriend?

He'll be late, he has something to do

Men are always like this

Where's your boyfriend?

He has to meet someone, he's coming

Make a phone call to Amy

And I'll tell Kwai

Amy, your call

We have the mobile phone

Thanks

Hello Guess who I am?

Who is that?

I know your family, your dad and mom

I give you three minutes and guess who am I

Tell me who you are?

Hello, who's there?

What a big mosquito

My god, my contact lens

I can't see

Help me find it

Nothing

Why are you so late?

Amy, my boyfriend Andy

We've met last time, but it was dark

Good afternoon

Why Japanese?

I have to practice

Come on, dad is over there

Hello, who are you?

I am Chow Yun Fat

Horny, help me into the room I can't see

Don't tell anyone

Daddy You are so late

I have to go out later

The Japanese are hard to deal with

We have to distinguish work and play

Just ignore them

Daddy said so, don't go

But...

I know you have learnt Kung Fu

I learnt it too, let's practise

Practice? No...

Let's try

Not bad

How can we get rid of him?

Fool him

Get a bucket of water

Your kung fu is real good

Are you all right?

I need a rest

You can, you are young

Again?

Just a while Okay

What's matter?

I have to make an important call

Let's stop

Here I am

I have lost my glasses Really?

Why are you all wet?

It's raining out there Really?

It was fine just now

It is occasional Yes

Let's go home and get the glasses

I had told Dorlina to get it for me

Dorlina?

Horny, are you all right?

End of the world

Amy, can I come in?

I'm changing clothes

Amy

What a ball

Well, my boyfriend has come

Kwai...

How are you?

How are you?

Did you see Andy? No

I look for him Fine

See if there's a hair-dryer

You're looking for me?

Yes, where have you been?

I was looking for my enemy

He made me all wet

He's Amy's boyfriend?

Amy, which Amy?

The one I saved last time

Now I regret

Her boy-friend is a real villain

He looks like me and his name is Kwai

He's fooling around with my face

Really? Yes

So?

He tricked me once and I have to revenge

So Fan is his pal

I am Fan's pal too

He said he would stay neutral

Don't worry, it'll be all right

Don't make any trouble

It's all because of you

Happy birthday

Thanks

Better to put some brandy in the champagne

And some beer

And some rum

It'll easily get drunk

I'll be with you

Dorlina will kill me

I got you

No next time

What's wrong with you?

There are no cops around

Cops? Good idea

Police station? This is a secret information

I know a drug trafficker Dorlina

She's coming in to Lautau

She's got a lot of heroin, right

She likes digging nose

She'll come, just keep her detained

Better have a body search too

And a thorough slaecken

I am playing a game on radio called Bullshit

I am sorry, I have to go now

You don't believe me, you too?

Go to hell

You villain, want to get me drunk

Get you drunk?

That's the only way

So hot here, no fresh air

What are you doing, Andy?

Andy?

Thank god

Kwai, big trouble

Dorlina has got Horny

Nicole is a good drinker

I am so drunk

Drunk?

Any way to get recovered?

I have an idea

Isn't it quick?

And Robert Cheng knows we are here

and asked Mr. Vick come and fix us

We are in big trouble

Yes, a very big one actually

What is it to call us all out?

Well, it's a real ball tonight

and it's better to join together

So we asked every one out Amy's boyfriend, Andy...

We can play card and mahjong

Then it is a real ball

Aunty, did you see my friend Dorlina

No

She disappeared after giving me the glasses

Mummy

Nicole, where is Andy?

I don't know where he has gone

Amy, where is your boyfriend?

I don't know

Stop, please...

No

Stop fighting...

Stop...

Let's talk, don't fight

Stop

Kwai

Andy hits Kwai

Why were you fighting?

Let's have a look

Stop...

Stop

Kwai Andy

It's (Andy's Kwai) fault

Let's call the police

What're you doing? Don't come any closer

You're crazy

Give me back my pants

It may not be yours

How can I go out without pants?

So do I

Take off your pants now

Take it off No

Take it off

What happened? Listen

I am the General Manager, do what I said

How can I go out without pants?

Only if you pay

How much? $1,000

I owe you that

No credit

No, never

What are you doing? No...

I do it if you don't

Kick it off, rush in

Don't get me wrong

Mr. Tsui

Please put away the umbrella

Is it raining out there

Yes, signal number 3 is hoisted

It may change to number 8

Weather's changing so fast

I get you a cup of coffee

Thanks

I've just received some belated flowers

Let me give him a call

No need, it was a mistake

I want a happy birthday

My god, what a bad mistake

You are smart to hide this from us

But you made that big mistake

What about Amy?

Of course I have got Nicole's card

You promised you won't lie to me again and you disappoint me

I don't want to see you anymore

Amy...

Andy

Andy or Kwai?

Whatever

I want to ask you a question

Who do you like more? Amy or I?

Tonight 7:30

Number 10 signal is hoisted

Stay home if possible

Be prepared for the typhoon

I lost everything

I'm worse, I can't go home

Dorlina will kill me

No, she can't get the premium if she kills you

She'll ask you to commit suicide

Go to hell

It is fate

But I feel sorry for Amy

A movie says:

Love means never have to say you're sorry

It must not be a blockbuster

Uncle told me everything

I was wrong

You should give me up for the sake of the Tusi's

Don't be silly, I feel sorry

It's much better now

What a nice couple

Sis, you are pleasing him again

Why are you here?

To congratulate you

Love is the only thing you want

Get out, all of you

We deliver the invitation card

Robert and I are getting engaged next week

You'll never be so lucky

My father-in-law agreed to help you before

but now he has to think about it

You son of the bitch, go to hell

What? What?

What...

I help you

I should help myself off this

What are you doing?

It can't settle out there

What happened?

Don't worry, I go to the penthouse first

What's going on?

Will the house fall on the street?

Nonsense, to win mark six is easier

This house is tough as rock

Press it hard

Stop, help him first

It is the best thing you've ever said

Coming

Be calm, climb up

Hurry... ready?

Robert, get the two girls out

You bastard

Leave him, save them first

Kwai...

Give me your hand

You bastard, I got you at last

Where have you been for these 10 days?

Bitch

Help me to save them

The only way is to climb up there

It's ok now

No, we'll be all dead

Mind your words

What are friends for then?

Be quick

You have big butt

Better go in pairs, or we'll fall...

I didn't know that I was still strong

Try harder

My pants, they are falling

Kwai, hold me tight

Kwai, don't give up

They are pulling me up

Don't speak and save your energy

Pull me up quick

Kwai, be quick

Good, it's over now

Kwai

Let's go

Go down

Watch out Quick

Kwai

It stops raining

What happened?

Dad, Mom

Nicole

Mr. Fok, they beat me

Nicole, let's go

You nearly killed me, why should I?

I am here to ask you to calm down

I know you love Andy but not Robert

I just knew that Andy loves Amy

Andy and Amy belong together

Mr. Fok, I was wrong to hide everything

I am sorry

Don't be silly, you help us a lot

I support you to start again

Mr. Fok, what about me?

You resign tomorrow

To help us start again?

Pal, you deserve it

Beat him

No... leave me alone

Help me beat him down and I'll give you $200,000

$200,000?

$300,000

$300,000? $300,000

Go to hell

For your medical treatment

So you know who the devil is

It feels so good to be good guy

Yes

Horny, is she your wife?

Horny

Shut up, quiet

I care about you all the time

I know if you told me so

She's my wife

But if you love me

I'll treat you very good too

Are you out of your mind?

What could I hang out with?

She's for you

Thank you

That's not too bad

You don't have the right to say

Dreams are always better than reality