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Okay. I'll miss you.
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Well, I mean, I can't go
till you close the door.
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You go, and then I'll close the door.
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No, you know what, you
close the door, then I'll go.
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What a nice kid, huh?
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Go do your homework.
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Hey, is Katie's new
boyfriend still here?
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No, he just left so she
could do her homework.
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What a doll.
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Oh, he is no doll.
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Guess what I just found out.
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Tyler is a pothead.
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What?
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Yeah. I saw Brenda
Miller at the gas station,
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and she told me that
she found a bag of weed
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in her son Evan's room.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know who any
of those people are.
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Brenda Miller, the nose job mom.
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And her son Evan is the
one you call Chicken Legs.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, Tyler and Chicken Legs
are in a band together, right?
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And Chicken Legs told Nose Job
that the whole band smokes it.
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They practice in Nose Job's basement.
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And they almost got away with it,
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because Nose Job, she
can't smell anymore.
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Okay, look, all I'm saying is
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Katie has to break up with Tyler.
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Pot is bad news.
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I know. You've told me many times.
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Yeah, well,
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when I was growing up,
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my dad was a zero tolerance...
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"Just say no" hard-ass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It was embarrassing, but you know what?
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It worked.
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Don and I never touched the stuff.
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And we were the better for it.
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Nobody likes that, you know.
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But I'm not saying I want Kate to do it,
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but pot's just not
that big a deal anymore.
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Yeah, that's the problem, Andi.
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Because everybody's stoned now.
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The jelly heads in the burrito truck
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have not gotten my
order right in six years.
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And they don't care.
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They're too busy
puffing the magic dragon.
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Okay, honey, I-I get
that a badly made burrito
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is a real heartbreaker.
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Yeah.
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But I say we just stay calm and
ask Kate if she's ever done it.
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Yes. Yes.
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And I think we both know
what's gonna happen if she has.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho...
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Ho-ho-ho-ho...
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What, what, what, what, what?
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Don't just barge in
there and ask her, okay?
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Let it organically come up.
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Come on, don't worry.
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I will be so sly, she
won't even know I'm asking.
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Shh.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Hey, what's up?
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Well, I been pretty stressed.
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You got any pot on you?
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What?
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Adam.
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That wasn't a no.
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Don't you walk away from us, young lady.
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Why are you asking me about this?
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Because your boyfriend
smokes the devil's lettuce!
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What?
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Smokes pot.
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Your... your father was
born a long time ago.
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Well, I've never seen Tyler do it.
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And you've never done it?
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No! Look, I don't have to do something
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just because my boyfriend does.
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You taught me that.
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Aw, I did!
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Aw.
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That makes me feel so good
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that you listened to me.
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Will you stay focused?
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You have to break up with Tyler.
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You don't even know him.
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I've known a hundred
Tylers, and they all end up
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in a food truck screwing up my burrito.
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You can't stop me from seeing him.
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Oh!
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I sure can.
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I will ground you.
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Tyler goes to my school.
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You gonna ground me from school?
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Why you looking at her?
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You got nothing.
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When she traps me in an
argument like that, step in.
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Come on.
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Our daughter is not a stoner.
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Yet. Yet.
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But if she keeps hanging out with Tyler,
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it's just a matter of time
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before she's the mayor of Doobieville.
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Okay, well, I trust her
to make good choices.
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Will you stop being so
trusting and supportive?
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That is no way to raise kids.
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You know what? You're off the case.
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I'll handle this myself.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you gonna do?
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I'm not telling you because
you are off the case.
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Huh? Well, I think you're not
telling me 'cause Kate's right.
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You got nothing.
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Hey, okay.
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Just 'cause I don't
know what I'm gonna do
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doesn't mean I'm not gonna do it.
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Hey, get this.
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Katie's dating Cheech and Chong.
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Two guys... that's rough.
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No, no, it's just one
guy, and he's a pothead.
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My daughter's dating a pothead.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I'm not sure. It's complicated.
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Andi's not on my side.
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She's a hippie sympathizer.
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Maybe she's right.
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Just let it go, see what happens.
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That's what I did with my son Mikey.
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And now he's assistant
manager at a pumpkin patch.
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So he works one month a year?
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Yeah, you should get on this.
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I think what I need to do is
confront the boyfriend, Tyler.
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Let him know whose
daughter he's messing with.
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I dated a girl in
college who was into that.
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Renee Birnbaum.
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She stole my heart.
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And my dad's Subaru.
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Oh, well.
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If it isn't my at-risk youth
and her enabling mother.
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It might interest you both to know
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that I called Tyler, and he's
coming over here this afternoon
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for a little talk, man to space cowboy.
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Oh, my God.
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If I wasn't already not speaking to you,
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I would totally start
not speaking to you now.
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You'll thank me one day
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when you're not running a pumpkin patch!
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Adam, what are you doing?
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Walking in here,
hollering at your daughter?
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I mean, you're like the
dad from Footloose.
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Hey, hey, that guy
made some good points.
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I was the only one in the
theater rooting for him.
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I just think you're taking
this a little too far.
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Andi, we have two more kids
that are gonna be teenagers.
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If we lose Katie, we will lose them.
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They'll be gone in a
literal puff of smoke.
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You know, I'm pretty
sure I told you that, um,
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I indulged to a small degree in college.
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Yeah.
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You said you tried it,
didn't like it and moved on.
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Well, that's what I said
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because I know how you
feel about it, but, um...
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I don't know.
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I kinda liked it.
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Oh, really?
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And how often did you "kinda like it"?
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Oh, not that much. Like, once a month.
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Yeah.
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And weekends.
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Oh, and I didn't have class
on Wednesday, so Wednesdays.
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And then Tuesday night
because I didn't have to
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wake up for the... you know.
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Hair of the dog Thursday morning.
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Yeah, I should've known.
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This totally explains why you're
not on my side with this thing.
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And why you're so good
at making taquitos.
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Look, obviously I don't
want Kate to do it,
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but it's not worse than staying
out all night or drinking beer
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or any of the other things
that we don't want her to do.
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Okay, look, I am clearly
not getting through to you.
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Maybe it's because your brain
is floating around in bong water.
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So you know what? I'm gonna let
the guy who got through to me
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get through to you: my dad,
Mr. Zero Tolerance himself.
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So, Katie's boyfriend
enjoys a little reefer.
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Yeah, yeah. And this one's
fine with the kids doing it.
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And drinking beer and
staying out all night.
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Oh, Andi.
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I never said that. He's making stuff up.
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So, Dad, hit her with the
full "Just say no" speech.
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And take your time with it.
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I'm gonna enjoy a little snack
while you scare her straight.
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Hey, what happened to the cookies?
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Well, my opinion of
marijuana has changed.
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In fact, I've started
to partake a bit myself.
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What?
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That's what happened to the cookies.
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My buddy Jerry down at
the VFW has a prescription.
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It's dynamite for my arthritis,
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and it's not bad for
everything else, too.
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Well, I can't believe I'm hearing this.
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Wh-What happened to zero tolerance?
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I'm in my golden years, son.
I want them to be groovy.
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This could not have turned
out any better for me.
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Mom, you're okay with this?
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I'm all for it. He
is groovier now.
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Last week, he took me dancing.
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Ah. And then we came home
and we did some more dancing.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, that's probably
gonna creep into a dream.
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Well, don't worry
your little jelly head.
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I'm sure you'll forget
all about it tomorrow.
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Hey, look, you're my dad,
so I'm not gonna tell you
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how to live your life. You
smoke whatever you want.
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Okay, but my side of the family
is staying clean and sober.
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And to register my disapproval,
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I'm eating your last two bear candies.
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Andi... I'll be in the car
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when you're done with Bob Marley
and the Wailers over there.
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Okay, well, I should get going.
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Keep on trucking, man.
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Yeah.
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Funny thing is nobody
smokes pot anymore.
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They eat it.
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In things like little bear candies.
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Wait.
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Those bear candies?
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Uh-huh.
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I usually go with half a bear,
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but if Adam wants to go
with two, that's cool.
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Well, he seems fine.
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But we have to tell him, right?
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Don't do that.
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He's such a buzz kill.
I don't need the static.
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No, Andi, I've read up on this,
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and there are some people
it just doesn't affect.
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Okay, well, when will we
know if it's affecting him?
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Guys!
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I just put all of our chips and candy
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into the same bowl.
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Now. I think now is when we know.
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I finally got the ratio right.
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Turns out you need twice
as many chips as candy.
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Yeah. At first, I thought
it was the other way around,
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but-but it isn't. No, I did the math.
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Oh.
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That's just our phone
number over and over again.
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Look, honey, there's something that...
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Raisins! Raisins!
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I'm excited to see what
he does with the raisins.
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Yeah.
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Dad texted me. Where's Adam?
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Is he flying?
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Guys!
257
00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:06,837
Look, honey, it's my
brother Don and my Lowell.
258
00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:10,117
You're so tall.
259
00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:14,655
You smell like vanilla.
260
00:11:15,198 --> 00:11:18,159
I've been kind of messing
around with some body spray.
261
00:11:19,226 --> 00:11:20,693
Hey. Hey.
262
00:11:20,718 --> 00:11:22,216
You know what I was thinking?
263
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:25,766
Why do cowboys always try to ride bulls?
264
00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:28,662
The bulls don't like
it. They get so mad.
265
00:11:29,164 --> 00:11:31,138
Let me answer your
question with a question.
266
00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:32,440
Yeah.
267
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,376
Why do they call them
"cowboys" if they ride bulls?
268
00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:43,652
I'm gonna make Kool-Aid.
269
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,855
I love watching my two boys get along.
270
00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:49,490
I don't care if it's drug-induced.
271
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:52,159
It warms my heart.
272
00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:54,895
Oh, God, who's that?
273
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:57,898
If it's the cops, he didn't
get that stuff from me.
274
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,635
My goodness, life with
you has gotten so exciting.
275
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,771
Okay, well, whoever it
is, I'll get rid of them.
276
00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:07,174
We can't have Adam
around people right now.
277
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,944
Oh, no.
278
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,487
Hey, Mrs. Burns. Your husband
said he wanted to talk to me.
279
00:12:12,512 --> 00:12:14,548
We don't have any Kool... Tyler!
280
00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,350
Okay, come on.
281
00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:17,418
Let's go out to the garage.
282
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,820
You and me need to have a little talk.
283
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,090
Ooh, did you make that? That looks good.
284
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,261
Should I go out there and stop this?
285
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,391
I think you should go
out there and record this.
286
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,232
I can't let him
287
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,185
talk to Tyler in that state?
288
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,370
Why not? It's just two
stoned guys talking.
289
00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:38,606
Voice of experience: much will be said,
290
00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:41,942
little will be remembered,
and nothing will be done.
291
00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:52,720
Here's the thing, Tyler.
292
00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:54,955
I can always tell when someone's high.
293
00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:58,125
Their eyes are red,
they repeat themselves,
294
00:12:58,127 --> 00:13:01,128
they have red eyes, and they are
constantly repeating themselves.
295
00:13:01,934 --> 00:13:04,231
I feel like you're trying
to ask me if I smoke pot.
296
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,134
Oh, we'll get to that.
297
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:09,737
But first, would you like a Frito
298
00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:12,606
with an M&M and a raisin
tucked right in the curly part?
299
00:13:15,256 --> 00:13:16,610
No, thank you.
300
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,979
Look, Mr. Burns, I-I really like Kate.
301
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:20,281
Me, too.
302
00:13:20,283 --> 00:13:22,082
And I want to be honest with you.
303
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,285
Great.
304
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,486
I did smoke pot.
305
00:13:25,488 --> 00:13:28,055
I knew it.
306
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,758
You know, one of your
ears is slightly bigger
307
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,662
than the other one, and
it is freaking me out.
308
00:13:35,222 --> 00:13:37,498
Anyways, look, I'm in this band,
309
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,300
and everyone else was smoking pot.
310
00:13:40,307 --> 00:13:42,336
But I work weekends at a burger place,
311
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,405
and I kept getting
people's orders wrong.
312
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,607
I-I couldn't live like that, so...
313
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:48,142
I don't do it anymore.
314
00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:49,985
Wait a minute.
315
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:52,546
Are you saying you quit weed
316
00:13:52,548 --> 00:13:54,648
because you wanted to
get people's orders right?
317
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,283
Yeah.
318
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,157
I'm so proud of you.
319
00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:04,614
Give me a hug.
320
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:05,593
Mr. Burns...
321
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,707
Hug me, Tyler.
322
00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:08,465
Yes, sir.
323
00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:11,432
Attaboy.
324
00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:12,804
Good.
325
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,303
Are you always this friendly?
326
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,808
No.
327
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,605
Oh, here he comes.
328
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,959
Guys, guys.
329
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:30,017
I don't feel right.
330
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:36,290
I-I think somebody put something
in my candy raisin chips bowl.
331
00:14:36,807 --> 00:14:40,008
Calm down.
332
00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:44,932
Everything is fine.
333
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,133
Are you guys hearing this?
334
00:14:53,897 --> 00:14:57,711
Hearing what?
335
00:14:58,759 --> 00:14:59,680
Andi! Andi!
336
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:01,348
Okay, okay, okay.
337
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,250
You guys have had your fun.
338
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:07,521
Look, honey, there's
something you need to know.
339
00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:08,572
Well, can you tell me?
340
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,964
Because if they do
it, it'll take forever.
341
00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,194
They are not gonna do it,
342
00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:15,896
because they have to go home now.
343
00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:18,588
Yeah, let's get out of here
before she tells him he's high.
344
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:19,812
Yeah.
345
00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:22,892
I'm high?
346
00:15:23,078 --> 00:15:24,872
Whoops.
347
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:27,508
See ya.
348
00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:30,603
Wait! Hold on! Hold on a second!
349
00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,690
So this is high?
350
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,260
Well, hi, high.
351
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:48,844
I'm funny high.
352
00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:50,001
Yeah.
353
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,009
All this time, and I never knew.
354
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,268
W-Wait.
355
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,436
Did you guys know and not tell me?
356
00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:59,677
Well, you could've
told me. I love secrets.
357
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:04,878
I was gonna tell you, but it
was, it was peer pressure. Yeah.
358
00:16:05,451 --> 00:16:07,281
Fell in with a bad crowd.
359
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,145
Well, what about you guys?
360
00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:14,493
I really liked what you
did with the raisins.
361
00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:17,877
Wait, wait.
362
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,394
How did this even happen?
363
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,264
Let's just say that's what
you get for taking my candy.
364
00:16:26,306 --> 00:16:27,949
The bears!
365
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:32,385
I am so angry!
366
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,008
Wait, that-that didn't come out right.
367
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,943
I'm so angry.
368
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,458
Okay, honey, I think
maybe the best thing
369
00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:40,447
is for you to go
upstairs and sleep it off.
370
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:42,783
A nap! Oh.
371
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,486
I love naps.
372
00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:51,659
If this is reality, I
can't wait to see my dreams.
373
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:04,171
Hey.
374
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:05,673
Oh, you're up.
375
00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:07,007
How you feeling?
376
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,542
Great. I have not had
377
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:11,679
a good night's sleep
like that in forever.
378
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,314
Honey, it's only 8:00 at night.
379
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:17,174
That's gonna be a problem.
380
00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:19,319
So how much do you remember
about what happened today?
381
00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:21,188
Because you were spectacular.
382
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,159
Uh, well, I learned a few things.
383
00:17:24,184 --> 00:17:25,149
One,
384
00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:26,624
Tyler's a good kid.
385
00:17:26,649 --> 00:17:27,361
Two,
386
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,344
weed is awesome.
387
00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:30,460
Three,
388
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:31,665
it's not for me.
389
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,201
No. I can't handle being that groovy.
390
00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:36,649
I wrote a song on our bedroom wall
391
00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,849
with your makeup pencil.
392
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:41,075
- You wrote a song?
- Yeah.
393
00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:43,345
This I got to see.
394
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:45,045
I'm gonna miss stoned Adam.
395
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,317
Oh, Katie.
396
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,819
Uh, I'm glad you're here.
397
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,354
Uh, unless you're still
not ready to talk to me.
398
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,624
Did you hug my boyfriend?
399
00:17:58,683 --> 00:17:59,807
Sounds like you're not ready yet.
400
00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:01,265
Let's give it some time.
401
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:03,867
Look...
402
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,601
coming down on you
about him was a mistake.
403
00:18:08,414 --> 00:18:09,509
Really?
404
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:10,928
Yeah.
405
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,152
Sit down.
406
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,021
Katie, I should've trusted
you that Tyler is a good kid.
407
00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:21,574
It's just,
408
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:22,983
this is all new for me.
409
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:25,519
You know, you're dating
now, and it's scary.
410
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,888
So I overreact sometimes.
411
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,112
Most times.
412
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,191
A fair amount of times.
413
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,576
- A lot.
- It's not about the numbers.
414
00:18:35,808 --> 00:18:37,598
Anyway...
415
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:41,568
I am fine with you seeing Tyler.
416
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:44,404
Thanks, Dad.
417
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:45,839
Mm.
418
00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:50,043
And... if you ever want to hug
somebody, you can always hug me.
419
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,147
I will take that every time.
420
00:18:53,661 --> 00:18:54,510
How about now?
421
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,412
Hey, Dad. How's it going?
422
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,569
Good and getting better.
423
00:19:07,571 --> 00:19:10,806
Looking for that snack
bowl you put together.
424
00:19:14,023 --> 00:19:15,694
Uh, okay.
425
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:19,114
You know how we say never
take candy from strangers?
426
00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:21,183
Let's put Grandpa on that list.
427
00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:23,738
No... mm-mm.
428
00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:29,808
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