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All right, Saturday
is the big day.
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A lot of people thought
this would never come.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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Wait, wait, are we talking
about the wedding?
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- Yes.
- Oh, yeah, I was definitely
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one of those people.
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And yet, here we are.
Now, we got a lot of
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family
coming in tomorrow.
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I'm gonna need
everyone's help.
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Think of this as one of
your comic book movies.
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There's a bunch of superheroes,
each with a different task.
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Oh, like
the new Avengers.
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- Which one was that?
- The one
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you slept through
last weekend.
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Oh, that was
a good nap.
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Oh! I-I think it's more like, uh,
like Lord of the Rings,
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and you're the Fellowship.
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Uh, someone's
got to go to Gondor,
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someone's got to go to Mordor,
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someone's got to hold off
the demon of shadow and flame.
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You mean the Balrog?
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I mean my mother.
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That is a perfect
metaphor, Amy.
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- Thank you.
- Because it also involves a ring
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that binds me
in servitude forever.
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Aw, he said forever.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Season 11 Episode 24
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*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Episode Title: "The Bow Tie Asymmetry"
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That was Wil Wheaton.
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He's really excited
about tomorrow.
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As am I.
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If you'd have told me as a child
that an actor from Star Trek
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would be officiating my wedding,
I would've said,
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"Ooh, William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"No, Wil Wheaton,"
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I'd have said, "Well, did you
even try William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"Yes, but he costs
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too much money,"
I'd have said, "Ah, well,
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Wil Wheaton's good, too."
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Why do you keep tying
and untying that bow tie?
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I can't seem to get it even.
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Well, I don't think
it's supposed to be even.
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Sometimes a little asymmetry
looks good.
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In the Renaissance,
they called it "sprezzatura."
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The Renaissance?
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Amy, you know I'm more
of an Enlightenment person.
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At some point,
we have to decide
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how we want to raise
the children.
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So are you feeling okay?
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No wedding jitters?
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No.
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There is nothing
in the world
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that would stop me from
marrying you tomorrow,
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even me from the future coming
back to prevent the wedding
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and the subsequent birth of a
child who will destroy humanity.
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Because if you came
from the future,
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that would mean you already
went through with the wedding
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because you believe that
time travel is on a closed loop.
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I love you
so damn much.
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Uh, Mr. Fowler,
are you okay back there?
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Do you need more air?
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He's fine.
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I'm surprised
Amy didn't pick us up.
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Oh, well, you know,
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she's pretty busy the
day before her wedding.
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Too busy for her mother?
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She used to be
such a devoted daughter.
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Now she's just waiting for me
to die so she can get my china.
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Thank you again
for picking us up.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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You know,
our driver to the airport
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was also a Indian fella.
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Mom...
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Oh, so now it's racist to notice
when somebody's Indian.
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I don't think it's racist.
I noticed you were both white.
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See? You'll have
to excuse her.
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She's just pregnant
and hormonal.
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Oh, yeah, congratulations
on baby number two.
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Yeah. Whoopie.
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Her husband would be here,
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but he stayed home
to watch their older son,
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so e-everything's fine!
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Stop it.
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We're separated.
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You don't say.
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So, you're Sheldon's
big brother.
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Uh, yeah.
He got the brains.
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I got the bod.
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And the face and the hair.
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I like your accent.
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Sheldon, did you
used to sound like that?
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Can you still?
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I can. I will not.
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Amy, you said something
about my bow tie
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that I can't stop
thinking about.
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Don't you mean...
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"Y'all said
something 'bout my bow tie"?
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Go on, say it.
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Say it.
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Hey, guys, look who I have.
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- Oh.
- Hey.
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Hey, Shelly.
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I'm so glad you made it, Missy.
This is my fiancée, Amy.
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Amy, this is my sister.
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If I ever need a kidney,
this is where you get it.
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- It's so nice to meet you.
- Aw.
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I've always wanted a sister.
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Really? Why?
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I love you, too, Sheldon.
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Really? Why?
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Where's Mom?
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Uh, she wanted to stop by
the hotel and freshen up,
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and then call her pastor
to pray for Missy's soul.
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Oh, my God.
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There's mama's girl.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Oh!
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Oh, Larry, look at her!
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Can you believe our little lamb
is finally getting married?
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He can't believe it.
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And neither can I.
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Hi, Dad. How you doing?
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, you know this one.
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It's a... dog.
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I found him in the backyard.
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And don't worry,
I already called the owner.
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Good, 'cause
we don't need a dog.
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We already have two babies,
you and Stuart.
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That's probably him.
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need a minute.
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That's Mark Hamill!
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Hello.
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Thank you so much
for finding this guy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, Bark.
How are you, buddy?
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Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
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Yeah.
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Bark Hamill?
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Yeah. Well, I let the fans
name him online.
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I got lucky, though.
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He was almost
Honey Baked Hamill.
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Anyway, thanks so much.
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I-I want to give you a reward
for finding him.
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Oh, no, I
couldn't take your money.
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It's just an honor
to meet you.
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No. No, please. You don't know
what this dog means to me,
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and I thought
he was gone for good.
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Please? There must be
something I can do for you.
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Anything.
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Oh, you're gonna regret
that.
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Hey, dude.
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Dude?
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Yeah, you know,
just want you to know
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that I don't think
of you as a woman.
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Oh, perfect. I don't
think of you as a man.
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Great.
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So, as two genderless blobs
of human flesh,
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how would you like to go
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to Sheldon and Amy's wedding
with me?
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Oh, Stuart.
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Look, I appreciate that,
but it just might be
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a little weird,
considering you're my boss.
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Guess who's gonna officiate
Sheldon and Amy's wedding!
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Mark Hamill!
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Luke Skywalker
is gonna be at the wedding!
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You'll need to
buy me a dress.
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And did you know
that my Amy
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played Amelia Earhart
in the eighth grade?
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Amy, you never said you
were in a school play.
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Oh, no, no, at home.
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I'd never let her
do a school play.
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Those kids just take drugs
and have intercourse.
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You know, Amy still
does some performing.
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She and Sheldon do an
Internet show about flags.
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Amy?
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V-Videos on the Internet?
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You know what men
use those for.
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If you're talking about
Fun with Flags,
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I use it to go to sleep.
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Sheldon,
you're awfully quiet.
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Are you okay?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was thinking about
string theory.
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But catch me up.
What'd I miss?
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Are you seeing
this, Larry?
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These are the people I'm
gonna have to live with
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after you're dead.
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Welcome, Bert.
Don't you look nice.
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Yeah. Like a geode,
I clean up good.
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Don't you crack a geode open?
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It's not a perfect metaphor.
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Oh, my God.
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- Is that Mark Hamill?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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- Is that...
- Bert, go find your seat!
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W-What is he doing here?
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I found his dog
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and guilted him into
officiating the wedding.
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Don't tell Sheldon.
It's a surprise.
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Wait, I-I thought
Wil was officiating the wedding.
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Yeah, so did he.
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How did he take the news?
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I'll let you know.
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Hey, Wil!
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Are you having an allergic
reaction to my boutonniere?
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No. I'm just so
happy for you.
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And for me.
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After today, you
are officially...
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And, more important,
legally... Amy's problem.
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Don't be silly, Leonard.
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I will always be
your problem.
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Hey, baby.
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Hello, Mother.
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Leonard, could you
give us a moment?
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, Shelly.
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I wish your dad
could see you now.
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Me, too. I miss him.
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He would be so
proud of you.
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I know that I am.
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Thank you.
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I mean, for everything.
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My whole life.
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Oh.
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Let me
straighten your tie.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's supposed to be
a little asymmetrical.
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Apparently, a small flaw
somehow improves it.
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I can see that.
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Sometimes it's the...
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imperfect stuff that
makes things perfect.
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Excuse me.
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Case in point.
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So, we finally meet.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm Wil Wheaton.
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I was supposed
to officiate this wedding.
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I was up all night
preparing these notes.
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Well, thanks so much.
It's gonna be a great help.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Come in.
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Wow, you look amazing!
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That's not what I need
to tell you.
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- But you do!
- What's wrong?
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Something incredible
just happened.
258
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,181
Remember when you were
telling me about my bow tie
259
00:11:41,249 --> 00:11:43,296
and how a little asymmetry
is good?
260
00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:45,938
- Yeah?
- My equations have been trying
261
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,796
to describe an imperfect world,
262
00:11:47,864 --> 00:11:50,609
and the only way to do that
is to introduce imperfection
263
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,585
into the underlying theory.
264
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,281
So, instead of supersymmetry,
265
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:58,163
it would be super asymmetry?
266
00:11:59,062 --> 00:12:00,617
Super asymmetry.
267
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,054
That's it!
268
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,305
- Give me your lipstick.
- What?
269
00:12:04,372 --> 00:12:05,773
Just give it to me,
you beautiful thing!
270
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,622
We have work to do!
271
00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:11,631
Hey, uh, the
bride and groom
272
00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:13,790
seem to be running
a little behind.
273
00:12:13,992 --> 00:12:15,575
Do you think
you could stall?
274
00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:17,389
Stall? How?
275
00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:19,912
Hey, everybody!
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00:12:20,026 --> 00:12:22,062
Uh, it's gonna be a few
more minutes, but while we wait,
277
00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:25,850
does anyone have any
questions about Star Wars?
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00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,506
You got this.
279
00:12:36,878 --> 00:12:39,326
So if I make
slightly asymmetric knots
280
00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:40,893
with sheets in four dimensions,
281
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,928
I can bootstrap
the whole idea
282
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,505
to a large asymmetry
in 11 dimensions.
283
00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:48,022
Maybe even at
the initial moment of creation,
284
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,014
the fundamental forces
lacked symmetry.
285
00:12:52,309 --> 00:12:54,077
Everyone's waiting.
What are you guys doing?
286
00:12:54,145 --> 00:12:55,680
Super asymmetry.
287
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,781
Super asymmetry?
Is that a thing?
288
00:12:57,881 --> 00:12:59,477
We're inventing
it right now.
289
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,971
Don't you think
this can wait until...
290
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,251
Hold on.
291
00:13:03,319 --> 00:13:05,712
This is interesting.
292
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,415
So, yeah, Mr. Mark?
293
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:13,368
When you were on the,
uh, Wookiee home planet,
294
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:16,017
how did you even understand
what they were saying?
295
00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:19,834
I don't remember ever being
on a Wookiee home planet.
296
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:23,360
Uh, actually, Luke was
on the Wookiee home planet,
297
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,319
Kashyyyk, in the
Holiday Special
298
00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,235
when he helped Chewie
get home to his wife.
299
00:13:29,795 --> 00:13:31,564
Chewie had a wife?
300
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,103
Her name's Malla.
301
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,337
Wow, that's impressive.
302
00:13:36,405 --> 00:13:38,064
Yeah.
303
00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:40,720
Hey, uh, I got a question.
304
00:13:41,134 --> 00:13:44,884
Why aren't there tires on
any of those Star Wars vehicles?
305
00:13:46,504 --> 00:13:48,931
I'm sure some of them
had tires.
306
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:50,407
Actually, they don't.
307
00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:55,134
I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank
has metal gripping wheels,
308
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,580
but I wouldn't call them tires.
309
00:13:59,197 --> 00:14:01,955
You are so hot.
310
00:14:06,783 --> 00:14:08,751
This is taking too long.
311
00:14:09,289 --> 00:14:11,830
I bet that Sheldon
stood my baby up.
312
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:13,307
Uh, excuse me.
313
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,533
Where-where are you going?
314
00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:16,748
This whole thing
was a big mistake.
315
00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:17,720
I'm gonna find Amy
316
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:19,981
- and get her out of here.
- Sit down!
317
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,251
Excuse me?
318
00:14:23,677 --> 00:14:25,533
Sheldon loves Amy,
319
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,260
and he would never hurt her
on her wedding day
320
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:29,368
or any other day, so park it.
321
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,900
Oh, you sit down, too.
322
00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:42,322
Are you gonna let her
talk to me like that?
323
00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:43,978
Say something.
324
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,330
Thank you.
325
00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:51,142
Uh, according
to Google, there are
326
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,496
zero papers
that mention super asymmetry.
327
00:14:53,564 --> 00:14:55,947
This is brand-new.
No one's thought of it.
328
00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:58,924
What are you lunatics doing?!
329
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,205
Sheldon had a breakthrough.
330
00:15:01,273 --> 00:15:03,478
Actually, Amy and I
had a breakthrough.
331
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,978
Oh, science? Shocking!
332
00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:08,814
You don't understand.
This could be really big.
333
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,649
No, Penny's right.
334
00:15:11,456 --> 00:15:14,306
We have our whole lives
to do science together.
335
00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:18,251
Let's get married.
336
00:15:18,432 --> 00:15:19,514
All right.
337
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:20,728
It's go time!
338
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,462
I am pumped!
339
00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:29,275
Okay, everyone. Here we go.
340
00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:34,368
Leonard.
341
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,642
That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha...
342
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:42,917
It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha...
343
00:15:43,884 --> 00:15:46,486
Yep. Thank Wolowitz.
He set it up.
344
00:15:47,186 --> 00:15:48,798
Thank you.
345
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,994
Congratulations
on your wedding.
346
00:15:52,314 --> 00:15:53,581
Thank you.
347
00:15:53,742 --> 00:15:57,066
When this is over, I have
4,000 things for you to sign.
348
00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:17,831
Thank you, Daddy.
349
00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:25,311
I-I thought Wil was marrying us.
350
00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:28,106
Wolowitz got us an upgrade.
351
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:31,353
Another sci-fi
guy with a beard.
352
00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,217
Seems lateral, but okay.
353
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:35,766
Welcome.
354
00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:37,741
We are gathered here today
355
00:16:37,809 --> 00:16:41,639
in the sight of family,
friends and Almighty God.
356
00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:43,340
That's too religious.
357
00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:45,850
That lady over there
made me say it.
358
00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:50,350
He heard you,
and he can't un-hear you.
359
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:56,498
We're here
to celebrate the marriage
360
00:16:56,569 --> 00:16:58,494
of Sheldon Lee Cooper...
361
00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:01,053
and Amy Farrah Fowler.
362
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:02,491
I had more prepared,
363
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,942
but I'm just gonna skip
to the rings and vows,
364
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:08,108
since I've been answering
your questions for 45 minutes.
365
00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:11,327
Yeah, he answered 'em.
366
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,756
Amy, you're up.
367
00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:24,045
Sheldon, when I
was a little girl,
368
00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,178
I used to dream
about my wedding.
369
00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:28,239
But, eventually,
I stopped,
370
00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:32,006
because I thought that
day would never come.
371
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,928
And then I met you.
372
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,834
From the first moment
in that coffee shop,
373
00:17:37,162 --> 00:17:40,100
I knew that there was
something special between us,
374
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:42,444
even though I did
work on a study
375
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,970
that disproved love
at first sight.
376
00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:48,358
I loved that study
the moment I read it.
377
00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:50,561
Ironic, huh?
378
00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:54,406
Clearly, it was wrong.
379
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,945
Because I felt
something that day,
380
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:02,031
and those feelings have only
gotten stronger with time.
381
00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:07,382
I can't imagine loving you
more than I do right now.
382
00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:12,054
But I felt that way yesterday
and the day before yesterday
383
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,335
and the day before that.
384
00:18:14,715 --> 00:18:18,265
Is that growth linear
or accelerating?
385
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:19,617
Accelerating.
386
00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:22,156
Oh, maybe we could
graph it out.
387
00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:26,000
Save something
for the honeymoon.
388
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:27,953
Smart.
389
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,164
Sheldon,
390
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:34,343
I don't know
what the future holds,
391
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:37,820
but I know that I've never
been happier than I am
392
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,757
in this moment marrying you.
393
00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:46,296
Well, that was
unexpectedly beautiful.
394
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:50,492
I might need a minute.
395
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,554
Amy...
396
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:06,023
I usually know
exactly what to say.
397
00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:09,578
But in this moment...
398
00:19:11,492 --> 00:19:13,265
I have no words.
399
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,911
I guess...
400
00:19:20,516 --> 00:19:22,742
I'm overwhelmed by you.
401
00:19:24,273 --> 00:19:25,656
In a good way.
402
00:19:26,146 --> 00:19:29,132
Not in the elevator
in the Haunted Mansion way.
403
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:35,826
Even if I can't
tell you now how I feel,
404
00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:41,500
I will spend my life showing you
how much I love you.
405
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:48,437
Do you...
406
00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:52,843
Do you...
407
00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:58,070
Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here
if you need me to step in.
408
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,414
No, no, no.
409
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,614
I got this.
410
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:08,869
Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?
411
00:20:08,937 --> 00:20:10,187
I do.
412
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,978
And, Sheldon, same thing.
413
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,281
I do.
414
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:20,888
Then by the power vested in me
415
00:20:21,026 --> 00:20:24,507
by
EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com...
416
00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:28,923
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
417
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,492
You may kiss the bride.
418
00:20:41,131 --> 00:20:47,328
♪ At wast... ♪
419
00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:51,848
♪ My wove has come awong ♪
420
00:20:54,371 --> 00:20:58,578
♪ My wonewy days are over ♪
421
00:21:01,353 --> 00:21:05,522
♪ And wife is wike a song ♪
422
00:21:07,513 --> 00:21:09,312
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
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