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Whoa!

This dog sure is very cute!

Really?

Aren't you happy to hear that, Pochimi?

What? It's named Pochimi?

Its name is also so cute!

I was the one that named it.

Your sense in naming is awesome.

Psychic powers.

I also love dogs a lot.

Is it alright to touch if I pet it?

Go ahead.

For instance, hearing other people's thoughts.

Anyway, if I made an impression that I love dogs,

I'll get girls in one try, right?

The truth is, I really hate dogs.

Whoa, it stinks!

This dog stinks!

Also, what the hell with the name's "Pochimi"?

It's a crappy name.

Pochimi!

Another is seeing through walls.

Look out!

For example...

Whoa.

Manipulating objects through the power of will alone.

The car just flew just now, didn't it?

It did.

My name is Kusuo Saiki.

I possess psychic powers.

16 years ago,

a boy was born to a certain ordinary couple.

Kuu's so cute.

Second only to his mommy.

He's truly cute.

Second only to his daddy.

However, it would be hard to say that the boy was ordinary...

Um...

Huh? Did he say something just now?

Don't be hasty.

It's only been ten days since he was born.

I'm sorry.

This might be shameful but please clean my feces.

He talked!

Ah, so cute!

Geez.

He's good at walking.

And he walked normally after one month.

He's good at walking. He's good at walking.

Even in mid-air.

Wow!

Kuu can do many things.

Luffy's an idiot.

When he became a year old...

Huh? The bottle of mirin sake is broken.

What should I do?

He used his powers for the first time.

Here are mirin.

Kuu?

As one would expect, this unsettled his mother.

It was natural that

such a child would make her uneasy.

The reaction of normal parents would be to take him to hospitals and research institutes.

Hey...

This really is strange.

Yeah.

We have no choice but try bringing him.

However, this couple...

I'm sure he shoplifted.

Let's take him to the supermarket tomorrow.

...were considerably lax.

Ku is a psychic after all.

He must have taken it after you.

Since you're a magician who put me under your spell of love.

You flatter me, dear.

This dumb couple are optimistic by nature.

Due to that, they adapted to the situation without any questions.

[ Spirit Photography ]

Look dear.
[ Spirit Photography ]

Look dear.

It's you, Daddy.

Wow! It really looks like me.

He has an amazing artistic sense!

The eyeglasses are also glimmering.

Amazing!

And at the present day...

Even now that he has become a high school student, my powers are going strong.

Naturally, it is easy to bend a spoon.

And even read cards that are faced down.

He can also see what that girl is thinking.

Ah, he's a bit my type.

And even gambling is just a mechanism to get lots of money.

Surely, this life is like a dream.

The world's happiest man who was blessed with everything from the moment of birth.

That is me.

Kusuo Saiki.

...If that's what you thought, then you're gravely mistaken.

My life is completely screwed up thanks to this power.

Being able to bend spoons

makes it very difficult to eat curry.

Playing concentration is just a chore when being able to read cards faced down.

Even though he's my type...

I don't care.

I really wanna poop.

I have to return home soon.

The bus should arrive already!

Ah! Poop is coming out...

I kind of see poop in that guy's face.

Being excited and poop doesn't relate with each other.

Having huge wins at gambling?

If I did that, I will stand out and be treated a cheater

and the result would just make me arrested.

World's happiest man, who was blessed with everything from the moment of his birth?

What a joke.

I am the world's most miserable man who has had everything snatched away since the moment of my birth.

It's true that I have received powers that ordinary people do not have.

Telepathy, psychokinesis, X-ray vision,

teleportation, clairvoyance, etc.

I can do just about anything using them.

For example, in a role playing game,

I can defeat the final boss without using any weapon nor needing comrades.

It would be no fun at all.

Alright!

The sense of achievement when you accomplish something difficult through hard work, and...

Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!

I'm leaving.

Hey, wait.

Oh geez, I love you.

I love you.

short negotiations for romance, and...

Happy birthday!

That surprised me!

being surprised by a surprise party...

are all things of which I am incapable.

While there is neither anger nor sorrow, there is also no happiness or joy.

That has been my life.

To somehow live a peaceful life

is my goal while I'm alive.

[ PK Academy Senior High School ]

...But it's not like I'm thinking everyday what I just said so far.
[ PK Academy Senior High School ]

...But it's not like I'm thinking everyday what I just said so far.

It's just a common courtesy to introduce myself at the beginning of this movie.

Basically, I have accepted my current myself.

And even though the school is like this,

I have significantly accepted being a very ordinary high school student.

[ Kento Yamazaki ]

[ Kanna Hashimoto ]

[ Ryo Yoshizawa ]

[ Hideyuki Kasahara ]

[ Kento Kaku ]

[ Hirofumi Arai ]

[ Saiki Kusuo no Sainan
Psychic Kusuo
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K ]

Oh, Saiki. 'Morn.

'Morning.

Saiki, did you watch yesterday's "ItteQ"?

I didn't. Was it funny?

I didn't watch it too.

So you didn't.

I can hold conversations like a high school student.

Even though I can get perfect scores in all the tests,

I purposely suppress to get scores about better than average.

Even though I can just teleport in a 100 meter marathon in a sports festival,

I just somehow run finishing around 3rd or 4th place.

I am a very ordinary high school student.

More or less, I don't stand out.

Saiki.

Did you do classical literature's homework?

Yeah.

Let me copy it, please.

Here.

Thanks.

Even though I said I don't stand out,

you're probably wondering just what is with the color of my hair

and the weird balls in my head, right?

This hair color is that color by birth.

These balls is a device that controls my powers that becomes stronger as I grow older.

If I don't have this,

I have enough power to destroy all of Tokyo in a small impulse.

A high school student who looks like this would surely stand out.

But I have manipulated the mentality of the people who interacts with me.

I have made them accept that how I look is very normal.

'Morning!

'Morning!

Good morning.

[ PK Festival ]

Okay!

The PK Festival, which would be your first cultural festival, would be next month.

I want you to freely bring out the culture among cultures you possess.

However!

Year after year, there are things that go wrong in this kind of cultural festival.

There was a fight that started last year too.

Illicit sexual relations.

Complaints from the neighborhood due to too much noise.

There were various problems.

So that is why!

If there is even one problem that would occur in this year's cultural festival,

the cultural festival will be canceled starting next year!

That's what's been decided!

What? There won't be a cultural festival anymore?

That's no joke.

It's not our fault that there were problems last year.

That's right. Stop kidding.

That is also fate!

Pray earnestly that there won't be any problems this year.

You're the one who should prevent it.

Well, the cultural festival is just bothersome.

I don't care if it's gone...

No. It would be bad.

That's right.

I had valuable times at cultural festivals.

It was the time when I don't know if I would attend the cultural festival or not when it started.

Ku, be sure to get many culture!

Yes. I used the cultural festival

to enjoy a day trip every year.

It would be bad if that valuable lone travel would be taken away.

With that regard,

please discuss what this section three will do in the cultural festival.

From now on, replacing our teacher,

I will

manage our homeroom class.

His name is Kineshi Hairo.

He's astoundingly a passionate hot-blooded fellow.

Come on.

Give the ball to me!

Alright!

He's too passionate.

Might as well get hit.

Saiki! Are you alright?

Dammit...

I will get revenge for Saiki!

Take this!

I'd rather stay in the outfield.

Go!

Dammit.

In the end, I'm all that's left.

But I will fight!

I will fight until the very end!

Throw it, Saiki!

Throw it with all you've got and come here!

Hairo.

If I do that, there will be people who will die.

But I have no choice but to throw it.

I'll just throw it lightly.

Hey!

Give it with all you've got!

- That's a perm, right?
- Yeah, I got a perm.

You can get a perm at a barbershop?

- Yeah, you can.
- Oh, you can.

Ah.

Why were they chatting while playing dodgeball?!

Alright! Join me, Saiki!

This is bad.

In the unlikely even that Hairo will be out and I'll be the last one left, I will attract attention.

But if I will just be easily get hit, my reputation will lower.

And if I recklessly do my best, my reputation will rise too much.

After all, having a 50% reputation is my way of living.

Hairo, die!

Might as well get hit here.

Oh! Is that some kind of magical ball?!

What?!

I really did that?

Oh well.

I won't let it!

Why did he have to overdo it?!

Saiki...

...is safe!

What an amazing persistence!

Ah, you got yourself hurt, Hairo.

Dammit.

Saiki.

Looks like this is it for me.

Really?

I will entrust this ball to you.

That's not a wound where you vomit blood.

This ball is full of

everyone's blood, sweat, and tears. A ball of soul.

The blood part is only you though.

That's the kind of guy he is.

It was really a lot of trouble when I was the only one left that time.

Isn't it a safe choice to just have a fried noodles shop?

Hm. A fried noodles shop, huh?

I can't be the one selling because we have a performance in my club.

Ah, I'm also at the light music club.

How about just have an exhibit?

We can be free on the day itself if we do that.

I agree.

An exhibit sounds good.

Then why don't we make something for a month during after school hours?

I have club practice after school so I can't.

I have a part time job too.

Huh? What is that?

- Ah, this?
- Yeah.

It's a rock that's lying around in the school yard.

But it's interesting since it looks like a poop.

This. This is it.

Guys.

We pick up interesting looking rocks from the school yard and make an exhibit out of it.

Oh!

We would be able to enjoy both our after school hours and the day itself if we do that.

Right? Then, we'll just do this.

Hairo.

"An exhibit of interesting looking rocks found at the school yard".

Well then, is it alright if our feature in section three this year would be

"An exhibit of interesting looking rocks picked up at school"?

No objection.

Everyone has no objections.

As for me...

I object!

That's surprising...

An exhibit of rocks picked up at school?!

Are you joking around?!

We only get to experience cultural festivals thrice during our high school life!

Can you have complete ignition with that?!

If you can't do it after school hours, then you can do it in the morning.

It's better if you burn out your soul!

Be more passionate!

Geez, the way you're saying it lit a fire.

It's going to get busy.

Huh?

Should we do it?

I guess.

What is this charade?

Huh?

What?

Anyway, for the exhibit,

how about we make a thousand paper cranes?

Each would fold a thousand paper cranes.

A total of 30 thousand cranes is spectacular.

No. Since it's a cultural festival,

let's make it a 100 thousand cranes.

Each would make 3,333 cranes.

I will fold the remaining 10 cranes!

After that, in order to firmly stop Hairo's idea of thousand paper cranes,

it has been decided that section three's feature

would be "An exhibit of interesting looking rocks found in school".

In the worst case, it's alright if you can't make a crane.

It's alright if it's just a bird.

Any bird will do.

Anyway, it's not the right time to go on a trip during this year's cultural festival.

If some trouble occurs, the enjoyment will be gone starting next year.

Who　is it?

Please stop it, Nendo.

Buddy.

Shall we go ahead and look for rocks in the school yard?

His name is Riki Nendo.

When there should definitely be no one who can take me from behind,

there is a reason why he could easily cover my eyes... no, my mouth.

His old looking face that doesn't look like a high schooler,

and his cleft chin that's completely split,

have nothing to do with it.

It's all because he's an idiot.

He's not thinking anything at all.

Even though I can sense any sign of presence in a 200 meter radius,

his presence is the only one that I can't feel.

Yes, let me say it again.

[ Idiot ]
Yes, let me say it again.

[ Idiot ]

It's because he's an idiot.
[ Idiot ]

[ Idiot ]

Compared to him, even a gorilla is thinking.
[ Idiot ]

Ah, I wanna poop.

I have unexpectedly caught his interest

and he calls me "buddy".

If we don't hurry, all the interesting rocks would be picked up by others.

It looks like nobody is has started to pick up rocks yet so it's okay.

Oh, really?

Then let's go eat some noodles.

Our morning homeroom class just ended, you know.

Okay. I'll go with you to pee.

I'm not going to the washroom.

Then I'll go with you all my life.

Please stop it.

Saiki.

There's something I want to show you.

What is it?

I can't show it to you here.

Come with me.

I'll tag along.

I found that in my shoe rack.

Do you know what this means?

No.

It's a warning from the secret organization, Dark Reunion, who plans to weed out mankind.

There he goes again.

Looks like they finally noticed me.

Their target is

this dark force within my right arm,

Black Beat!

They intend to steal this power

and create a new world!

That's bad news.

Since they found out who I really am,

I have no choice but to fight.

What?

Just who are you really?の ?

The first year high school student, Shun Kaido, is just a temporary guise.

My real identity is...

Code name!

"The Jet-Black Wings".

He's suffering by a disease called delusional syndrome.

That's nice but

why did you show me this?

Don't play dumb.

People like us who possess a force have no choice but to fight.

It's true I possess some kind of force.

But this is just some setup he made up.

He just gets the wrong idea because I'm always alone like him.

But what is written in this letter?

I don't know.

So you don't know.

But Saiki.

I have a bad feeling about this.

I don't.

They...

...will attack the cultural festival!

So the organization is something like a delinquent from a neighboring school.

I see.

I have a feeling something like that is written there.

Don't say such vague things.

But who would do such a thing?

Jet-Black Wings.

Can I take care of this?

Sure.

I would be able to know who wrote this using my force.

[ One Week before PK Festival ]

Bam! Isn't this great?

Oh, there's something like that?

Got this from the back of the gym.

Was there really something like that there?

Hey, hey. Have you decided on the rock you'll display, Hairo?

Even though I'm searching everyday,

but there's nothing I can find that make me think it's the right one.

It's obvious he's just making one.

Did you pick that up?!

Yeah.

Doesn't it look amazing?

I plan to still search after school.

It's a rabbit hutch.

Rabbit hutch?

This has a good sense of size.

Yours is too big.

No, it's not that heavy.

Even though it's comparatively a worthless project, they're somewhat being excited over it.

What?!

Teruhashi, you won't join the beauty contest?

Because even if I join,

I'll definitely lose.

She's Kokomi Teruhashi.

She's the most popular high school girl from this year, no, this school.

But I can't seem to like her at all.

That's because...

I'm really sure you'll win as the Ms PK Academy.

Don't say that!

No way, no way!

What she's actually thinking is...

Because everyone would be in panic if I joined.

You understand that, right?

Aren't I a pretty?

I'm not being overconfident, it is simple the truth.

No matter what kind of occupation I get in the future,

but "too beautiful" would certainly come to mind, right?

[ Too Beautiful Woman Doctor ]

[ Too Beautiful Policewoman ]

[ Too Beautiful Receptionist
Kokomi Teruhashi ]

[ Too Beautiful Cabin Attendant ]

This is the part about her.

I'm bad being in front of people.

...so she said.

It's too much trouble if I get scouted.

That part of her.

Because if I entered, I'm far and away the very best

that it won't be exciting at all, just saying.

That part of her.

Rika! You should join since you're cute!

As if!

Isn't the friend who told you that you're cute is actually too cute?

I'm really so cute after all!

There is nothing about her that I like.

Above being cute, I'm nice.

Do you know what that means?

It means I'm unbeatable.

I'm now scared.

Then I might join.

Do it! Because...

You're completely cuter than me.

No, no, no. No way.

But...

She somehow follows me.

Ever since that day...

[ Summer Vacation ]

Ah! Just as I thought, it's you, Saiki.

I saw you walking and I ran after you.

Here you gooo!

This settles that this would be absolutely be the best memory of your summer vacation.

Come on, first you'll say "Whoa", right?

All the guys say "Whoa" when I appear in front of them.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

[ The Original Creator ]

Whoa.
[ The Original Creator ]

[ The Original Creator ]

Since you're just watching TV while drinking barley tea at home,

eating watermelon while drinking barley tea,

and spending all day long just drinking barley tea

is your miserable summer vacation,

then you coincidentally meet the most beautiful girl in the school!

And she even ran to you.

Okay! You totally fell for me!

It's fine. You fell in love with me without realizing your social position.

That's all?!

Why so little reaction?!

What happened to the "Whoa"?! Where's the "Whoa"?

Guys who see me in town generally go "Whoa".

You're supposed to be bewildered and panic.

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Whoa!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Whoa!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Te-Te-Teruhashi!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Whoa!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Whoa!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Don't react like
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Don't react like

you just met an old woman from the neighborhood!

Ah!

I see!

I bet you were so surprised you couldn't say anything!

The you must be totally kicking yourself right now.

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Just when Teruhashi started talking to me!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

I wasn't able to say anything!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Even though I had a chance!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

I'm so stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Actual Kusuo ]

Fine. I'll give you one more chance.

Because I am...

A perfect beautiful girl that is not only cute, but also nice.

Hey!

Don't you think it was mean to ignore me?

He didn't even acknowledge me!

No nodding and he ignored me!

Of course, no "Whoa".

Huh?! I get it!

He mostly likely mistook me for an illusion of something!

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

There is no way sch a miracle would happen that I would meet Teruhashi in town.
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

She is even making me hallucinate...
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Just how far will Teruhashi going to mess my heart.
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Poor Saiki.

He must have a miserable life.

I'll give you some physical contact just for you.

Then you'll know it's not an illusion, right?

Saiki.

Where are you going?

He avoided me!

How could he avoid me?

Could it be?

Yeah... I could only think of that.

So you're too scared to even touch my illusion?!

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Don't be absurd!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

Even if it's an illusion,
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

I could never touch Teruhashi...
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

My heart would stop!
[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Teruhashi's Assumption ]

[ Actual Kusuo ]

I never knew that I was such a
[ Actual Kusuo ]

I never knew that I was such a

significant presence to Saiki.

This is troublesome.

It is certain that Teruhashi stands out only for popular people.

I don't know what people would say later if I am together with her.

If I arrive to a place with less people, I'll teleport.

Huh? Where's Saiki?

Where did Saiki go?

Huh?

Illusion?

I was the one who actually saw Saiki's illusion?

In the first place,

why am I fixated to Saiki this much?

Could it be that I'm actually...

Actually have some feelings to...

Have you decided what rock you'll display?

Yeah, this.

S-so cute!

You really have such a good taste.

Not really.

Since we're only having an exhibit

then that would mean that we're free in the actual day, right?

What do you plan on doing?

Well, just idle.

Ah, me too!

It's a coincidence that both of us would just go idling.

Teruhashi.

I'm sorry but me and Saiki have to fight

with Dark Reunion.

Really? I see.

Could it be...?!

You also have some kind of force, Teruhashi?!

And become our ally...

Sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.

What?!

Anyway.

I'll go find some rock.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

[ The Actual Day of PK Festival ]

[ Saiki ]

Oh no.

It's unlucky to break a coffee cup.

It's probably Kusuo's fault.

What do you mean my fault?

Oh no!

The toast is burned black. This is unlucky.

You just weren't able to set the timer properly.

A corw.

There was a crow. This is unlucky.

That's normal. There are always crows.

Some kind of disaster will happen.

Kuu somehow made...

A Kusuo Saiki disaster!

Did she just called the title?

A Kusuo Saiki disaster?

Yeah.

Because that's the title, there's no helping it even if a disaster would happen.

Kuu.

Be careful on today's cultural festival.

Dear.

Let's hit flints for Kusuo.

True.

Clang, clang.

We're praying for your safety.

It doesn't feel like I was prayed for.

It's true that I can hear all the voices within 200 meter radius.

I can also use clairvoyance.

It would be a difficult task to prevent all incidents

that will occur at the cultural festival.

Besides, it's too much trouble.

There's a mysterious figure following since this morning.

If it would be a normal movie,

You can typically say "Who is this strange figure?",

but sadly, I already know.

That figure is Teruhashi.

Saiki.

I will utilize this PK Festival event and will get "100 Whoa" from you instantly.

Yes!

I will steal "100 Whoa" from you!

Then you'll be my prisoner of love.

Just what is that "Whoa" she was talking about even before?

[ PK Festival ]

I'll deliver this banana.

[ Let's make it that there would be no problems this year. ]

[ An Exhibit of Interesting Rocks found in School ]

Isn't this great? I found it in the infirmary.

Everyone, please arrange them.

This is quite an amazing display when seeing like this.

It's fairly impressive, right?

My rock is no ordinary rock.

It contains magical powers.

It's a demon sealing rock.

Really?

That's just a normal rock.

My human faced rock is more amazing.

It's a Jizo head. Which temple did he stole that?

Look, look.

It's heart-shaped.

Isn't it cute?

Whoa.

It's cute.

There's a crack in the middle though.

Oh, Kuboyasu. Yours is a bit strange.

Yeah.

Isn't the red pattern vivid?

I found this hiding in the unnoticeable place, the back of the school building.

It has a feeling of trouble.

Yeah.

It has become a great project because there is a wide variety of rocks.

Thanks to everyone's efforts, I also found this rock.

No matter how much one would search, there's no way anybody would have found yours.

Okay!

Everyone, let's form a circle.

What?

Come on.

Come on!

Let's make this cultural festival successful!

Yeah.

Now then.

Dismissed!

Why did we even form a circle?

Saiki.

Even though I suddenly showed my rock that is tainted in red,

for the guests...

I think it would be really abrupt for them.

Is it alright if you don't introduce me?

He's Aren Kuboyasu who just transferred here today.

His name is Aren Kuboyasu.

He transferred here three months ago.

He was a heinous delinquent in his last school.

He was the head of a biker gang.

But at the time of transfer, he went back to being a normal high schooler.

Even though he thought he completely kept it a secret that he was a former delinquent,

of course, I found out about it.

Even if I was hit in the shoulder by a commoner, I wasn't hit with a fire extinguisher from behind.

A delinquent won't do that too.

That was close.

I don't want to be seen by anyone.

You easily finished my introduction.

It's not really a trait I have.

Even though I thought he already knows,

looks like he doesn't know anything.

The cultural festival will meet its end if some problem occurs.

Even if that's what's been said, what normal people would think

is that there's no way a problem would occur to himself.

That is the usual state of things of people.

Therefore, they're carefree.

Even if if I'm just walking like this now,

the cause of the problem will start to fume here and there.

At any rate, the biggest problem is

ambushing me for a long time...

This girl.

What's going on Saiki?

Are you saying that you haven't read the letter I hid in your shoe rack?

After we're dismissed, could we go to the haunted house together?

Even though I wrote typical words of invitation.

You didn't even write a response letter.

Why? Why is that?!

It took me three thousand steps to give that letter.

Even though I hesitated, I even put a heart mark.

I can't believe it!

Why?

Ah!

Could it be that when he endlessly thought an essay so that I would not hate him,

he's going to give it today?

That could be possible.

And before that, in order to do something with his very bad handwriting,

he studied U-Can's practical ballpen handwriting course?

It's possible!

No, wait.

Could it be that he's teasing me?

Me?!

He's enjoying the situation where I am troubled?!

Even if Saiki has a social standing like that?!

But it's possible!

I can't like someone like you who's thinking like that.

But...

Calm down, Kokomi.

I should calm down.

Letters don't matter anymore.

The cultural festival is a big event for love.

I will snatch "100 Whoas" from Saiki within the day.

Yes, if he says it a hundred times,

Saiki will be my prisoner of love.

But I won't like you if you think like that.

Like I said before, just what is this "Whoa"?

But it's too troublesome.

But in order to prevent problems that will occur here and there,

teleporting is needed at times.

Someone who is always looking at me is a bit troublesome.

With the field of the cultural festival,

I will deliberately unleash sparkling random encounters one after the other.

What do you mean deliberately unleash random encounters?

Having said that it's cultural,

there is already no room for you to have a taste of culture anymore.

But there's no culture in the cultural festival in the first place.

Sa...

Oh!

Teruhashi!

We, the Kokomins, are here to express

that it's impossible that you are not entering the beauty contest1

What?

We know this.

If you enter the contest, other girls will just be pigs!

No.

Dung beetles!

No.

The poops that are left by dung beetles!

Isn't that what you only see?

But we

can only feel humiliation and discomfort that

you will not be called Miss PK Academy!

What?

But...

There are other girls who are much cuter than me.

Well, there is none actually.

The contest will be over once I enter, you know!

Please!

Kokomi! Kokomi!

Goodbye, Teruhashi.

Saiki.

Saiki is...

Now that there will be no problem that will occur, I can freely teleport...

What is this suspicious feeling?

It only smells like trouble.

Amazing!

[ ESP Uryoku Chono's Illusion Show ]

Hello! How are you?

Is she his mother?

Yeah, I can confirm she's his mother.

Why is his mother the assistant?

I can only smell this as trouble after all.

Thank you very.

The illusion I present this time

is a miracle of great escape.

First,

my hands and feet will be tied.

And then,

I will enter this box.

His hopelessness seems horrible with the way he talks.

And then, we'll close the box.

And then, it will be wrapped in chains.

It will be really chained so hard.

But I will get out from this box.

I will go out within three minutes.

And then,

my assistant, Jessie, will

hardly and heavily pierce swords in this box.

He'll certainly die.

With entry number 2, I'm first year section 3, Rika Hoshino.

Teruhashi will surely win this.

It would be better if you also joined.

You look stylish.

Huh?

As you can see, I'm not a student from this school.

This is bad.

Even though Dark Reunion

is aiming Earth's annihilation by starting with disrupting the cultural festival,

but they thoughtlessly have a beauty contest.

Thank you very much.

Now, the self promotions of all the participants have come to an end.

Next would be the swimsuit competition.

What do you think, Mr Principal as a judge?

Well...

It truly

is arousing.

Huh? That's all of them?

Where is Teruhashi?

And also,

we have Ms Teruhashi, inducted as the Ms PK hall of fame and judging committee chairwoman.

What do you think?

Everyone is very beautiful and cute that

it's hard to judge.

Whoa.

W-would y-you listen to this?

Helicopter.

Now then, let's tie my hands and feet.

Hmm.

If this guy dies, the cultural festival will surely be discontinued starting next year.

It's too tight...

Ow...

Okay.

The hands and feet are tied.

And now, I will go inside the box.

I'm going in.

Okay, now...

Hey, close it when I said it.

Box... I mean, she will now close the box!

Go ahead.

Ah, wai...

Is he alright?

Before the doors were closed, he said "Ah,wai...".

He's knocking many times from the inside.

He's in trouble.

He'll escape in three minutes.

He'll escape...

Matsuzaki.

Well, he indeed checks if there are any problems.

He'll escape in one minute.

He'll escape in 30 seconds.

He'll escape in 20 seconds.

Yeah, he'll definitely die if things go like this.

He'll escape in 10 seconds.

This is bad. There will surely be someone who'll die.

Hurry and go...

Oh.

You cannot really judge a person by how they look.

Teleportation is a high level technique that I can't use for ten minutes right after using it.

And now, I will pierce the box with swords.

I have no interest in watching a swimsuit competition without Teruhashi participating.

It's because I am called the Jet-Black Wings.

I await the fight with Dark Reunion.

You're the Jet-Black Wings, right?

W-who are you?

You should already know.

We are Dark Reunion.

So it's you!

Hey.

Is everything okay?

Of course it's not.

Next, it will be lifted by a crane 30 meters high!

And will be dropped.

What?! No way!

So I can't teleport until 5 minutes.

Drop it!

Even though I don't know if this would be useful for you later,

let me tell you how to not be hurt at this situation.

That's it.

Wait! Did he really escape?

He did so relax.

Next...

It will be put on fire!

Anyway, the way the mother is doing her job as an assistant is good.

Chakaman lighter!

Woo!

If I think about it, this ability

is the same with the queen of a usual Disney movie.

I used it in such a boring way.

Next,

it would be trampled by a roller!

Just watch, you lot!

Mom is doing great.

Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!

10 minutes should already pass by soon.

Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!

[ Mosaic was added for censoring the extreme visual ]

Okay!

Where is ESP Uryoku Chono?!

I'm here.

Oh!

Amazing!

Okay everyone, it's not over yet.

I will now have an illusion tour within the school.

I would have died if it was five seconds late.

What? Huh?

Saiki is not in this venue.

Just as I thought, it's not the right idea to be the judging committee chairwoman here.

What?!

So you bastards

had your hideout here?!

You've done well coming here, Jet-Black Wings.

I'm Cross Chaser, the Moonlight Butterfly Eye.

Come on, remember.

So you're the Moonlight Butterfly Eye.

Do you remember our password?

Surisasu Isa Hagarazu!

Soueira Geebo Feishuu!

Eiwazu! Hm, you really are the Jet-Black Wings.

Hey.

Your forgetting the Holy Grail Ceremony.

That's right.

Rags.

Good.

Hey bastard.

How much do you know about me?

Despite being Dark Reunion's A Class Soldier once,

after knowing the organization's true aim, the mankind selection project,

I stole the destructive stone needed for the project, Bannerize,

and left the organization.

But!

I was chased by the organization.

But I used the taboo art, Phantom, and became only a soul

before I was born.

I went inside the body of Shun Kaido.

We know everything.

I see.

So you waited for the right time

and used the cultural festival to kill the organization's traitor.

No, there is also a choice where you could return to the organization.

I refuse.

What?

At last, the time has come for me to use the force hidden in this fist!

Do you think you can use that to us?

What?!

Okay, everyone!

The PK Festival custom,

the 10 kilometer marathon will start!

I never heard there's a marathon in a cultural festival.

Shouldn't that be done in a sports festival?

But you probably never have heard a 10 kilometer marathon in a sports festival.

When the class decided to have a rock exhibit,

I thought of this when there was nothing to do at all.

Yes.

We run!

Who'd want to join you?

What's fun when you're just going to run alone?

Alone?

Look behind you!

[ PK Festival Custom!! 10 Kilometer Marathon Tournament ]

Whoa!
[ PK Festival Custom!! 10 Kilometer Marathon Tournament ]

[ PK Festival Custom!! 10 Kilometer Marathon Tournament ]

Why?
[ PK Festival Custom!! 10 Kilometer Marathon Tournament ]

[ PK Festival Custom!! 10 Kilometer Marathon Tournament ]

Whoa.

[ 10 kilometer marathon victory prize: The right to to stare to Kokomi Teruhashi for 10 minutes ]

At least make it something like to be able to shake hands and talk.

But "The right to be able to stare"?

I'll join too.

Right now,

the curtain of a fierce battle will be cut off and dropped.

PK Festival custom,

It's not a custom.

10 kilometer marathon tournament,

starts!

〔ビス トルの発砲音〕

Hm. I'm sure someone will get into a trouble.

They can only see Teruhashi.

I have no choice but to follow them.

Geez...

Since it's the right to be able to stare to Teruhashi,

participants are going to lose their composure.

Hey, you! Watch out!

I wonder if it's going to be alright to leave this to Hairo.

You won't be able to get the first place if you worry about the others.

You know,

I am satisfied just having sweat and tears with the marathon tournament held in the PK Festival.

Oh, really?

Then might as well place first.

But,

let's run together.

Nendo...

You'll place first...

Congratulations.

Whoa.

I absolutely...

I absolutely can't accept that!

Hey, hey, hey. Let's run together.

[ Letter of Challenge to a Duel ]

Bring it on.

What?

In order to defeat us,

you would need the seven sacred balls that are currently scattered in this school.

We came to this world to get rid of those items which are our only weakness.

Then I will gather those balls first

and will defeat you all!

No!

D-d-don't do that!

If we were to be exposed with the light of the balls...

Looks like you were able to mention such unthinkable secret to me, the Jet-Black Wings!

Versus!

Stop him! We have to stop the Jet-Black Wings!

And now, see this normal shoe rack, having no tricks or anything.

One, two, three, five!

Even though I felt some kind of cause of trouble within the area,

I'll now open it.

I would like to praise him for knowing it in advance,

but the pigeons are too crammed together.

It seems that the students are running such an absurd marathon tournament.

So that there won't be any accident, I request for a security deployment!

It's too late to request that now.

I was wrong.

I am...

I am a man who only wants victory!

No one is coming.

If I really run seriously, no one will be able to catch up.

I will keep being the top and cut the goal tape!

Hey, you're too fast.

I told you that we should run together.

You were gone when I bought some drinks.

What?!

Is he saying that even though he bought some drinks, he was able to catch up?

Furthermore, he's not breathing heavily nor have a single drop of sweat.

And wearing school uniform?

But if he rehydrated, then it means

that he's a bit tired...

Corn potage?!

This warms me up.

Why do you even need to warm up?!

I won't lose!

I won't!

Hey, let's run together.

It's ten kilometers after all.

Even if the winner will be able to stare to Teruhashi,

the ones who will be exhausted will be worn out.

Then that means, the only one who is dangerously running is him.

Looks like he's not looking at traffic signals anymore.

I raised my pace too high.

So far, I ran in full sprint.

I'm already at my limit.

You bastard! How were you able to catch up?!

You're sweating too much. Are you okay?

Could it be you're sick?

I won't be able to run like this if I'm sick, you know!

It's better if you rehydrate.

I also bought a drink for you.

You've bought another drink?

But you still caught up?

Here.

Azuki bean porridge?!

I'm close to the goal.

If you're not going to drink it, I will.

Where are you going after this marathon?

It looks like section five is doing a haunted house.

How?!

How can a someone running backwards keep up?!

Or would you prefer section two's crossdressing maid cafe?

That sounds kinda fun.

Nendo, you're too much of an idiot.

Just read the mood and lose.

I'll lose.

If things would go like this, I'll loe to someone who's running backwards.

To me, Kineshi Hairo, who is the best in sports!

Ah. The sea dance of the show, "Casual Trip Stopover", is currently having a shoot.

What?

Where? Where?

I won!

Hey, your butt is showing, your butt.

You're fine with that, Hairo?

What were you doing, Saiki?

Well, just idling.

The beauty contest is finally over.

They made me the judging committee chairwoman.

I see.

Well, I was a hall of famer?

Well, hall of famers are cute so I don't mind.

In short, winning by default?

It must have been tiring. Good job.

Would you like to go to the haunted house together?

No, let Hairo stare at you.

That's the prize.

Or do you like to go somewhere and eat?

Please let Hairo stare at you.

So he can't.

You were lying, weren't you?

Divine retribution.

Hey, where is that Kuboyaasu?

Why doesn't he come to the place written in the letter of challenge?

I'm sure that bastard chickened out.

He doesn't have the balls.

Kuboyaasu!

Well, they can't tell.

I'm completely different in the past.

Hey.

What are you doing, Kaido?

It's better if you don't know.

This is...

A battle with Dark Reunion and me.

[ Ball that will defeat Dark Reunion ]
A battle with Dark Reunion and me.

A battle with Dark Reunion and me.

Where are you looking?

Okay...

Hey.

You who are carrying bowling bowls.

Does these

look like bowling bowls?

They do!

It's better if you don't know.

I will fight with Dark Reunion with these.

The hell are you talking about?!

Hey, the picture.

Okay.

Hey, do you know him?

No.

His name is Kuboyaasu.

Kuboyaasu...

That's him!

Kaido! Hurry, Dark Reunion...

Got it!

Gyarados guradados!

You've really changed a lot, Kuboyaasu.

Yeah.

You know,

I don't have the time to play with you lot.

Really?

Please play with us.

Hey, come on.

Hey.

Every class is doing their best in their features.

Yeah.

What?

There is a cause of the problem that's starting to fume again here and there.

I have to do something.

But Teruhashi's...

...in the way.

I will get scared as if it's not enough in the haunted house!

Someone like me who is cute, nice, and perfect is actually a scaredy-cat?

He'll be fascinated with this gap!

He'll get "1 Whoa" with me being scared in a haunted house.

In other words, by the time we get out, it would be around "30 Whoas". It sure is hard.

Even if a cute, nice girl is a scaredy-cat,

it's not a gap, Teruhashi.

That's quite normal.

No...

It's already quite scary here.

Okay, he'll now give "8 Whoas".

Serious face?!

He's just blank.

Blank. His face is just blank.

Why?!

Even though he's in front of someone cute like me,

but he's face is just blank?

Could it be?!

He managed to train so that he can somehow support me when I'm scared?!

He spent three nights in an abandoned hospital.

He spent three nights in the middle of Aoyama cemetery.

He spent five days for 24 hours each day listening to scary stories in the house of Junji Inagawa.

The door opened with a creaking sound.

He thought he pushed it with his back...

Huh? At the time he thought he did...

He went to train those kind of things to support me.

It's possible!

It's not.

And he can also do that even if all we can see within the vicinity is

the usual woman who goes out of the well that have super long hair wearing a white dress?

He's going to protect me in those kinds of places.

It's possible!

It's not.

I will let you protect me, Saiki.

Just when I set foot in the haunted house,

I will unleash my scariness that has no limits.

When that time comes, you can protect me with your heart's content.

Should we go in then?

On the contrary, I wonder if she'll set me free if I say "Whoa".

Yo. Let's go in together.

H-huh?

Didn't you run the 10 kilometer marathon, Nendo?

Yeah, I did run.

Aren't you tired? It would be better if you rest a bit.

I'm not tired at all.

You're so tough.

I'll go into the haunted house with you and go "Whoa".

What? That makes me happy.

But you quickly go "Whoa" whenever we meet normally in the corridors.

Let's go inside together, Nendo.

Got it, Buddy.

Whoa.

Ah.

I went "Whoa" even before entering.

How scary.

There's nothing ordinary for me in a haunted house.

Ordinary people would see a haunted house like this.

But for me, it's like this.

It's a place where weird looking people are waiting in their spots.

That is my haunted house.

Whoa.

Whoa.

It's really dark.

I'm scared.

It's a good thing that I said to cast away my embarrassment in haunted houses.

This is where a girl's finishing technique is.

If I use the technique of snuggling while I'm scared,

it's not a dream to get "50 Whoas" from Saiki.

- Scary...
- Whoa.

Why do you want a "Whoa" that much?

Whoa.

Scary...

A ghost fainted.

Hey!

If you're the one who fainted, there's no point of me being afraid!

Hey, there are props here.

Let's go ahead and make them scared instead.

That'll be fun.

So you're okay with it, Saiki?

If the ghosts were the ones who will be scared, what should I do?

That's enough, right?

I'm going to wash my face.

Sure thing, Buddy.

Nendo... you're too much of a nuisance.

I have been hearing those voices of brutal fight for a while.

You bastard.

I have to hurry and stop them.

If Matsuzaki sees it...

Hm. This was what Nendo wore.

How do I look? Doesn't this suit me, Buddy?

What are you doing?

Give it back, idiot.

Oh no.

I can't.

The glasses I usually wear

is not to aid vision.

It is rather used to seal one of my abilities.

Living things who makes direct eye contact with me...

...are petrified.

I've thought of ways to cure this petrification.

The first solution that came to mind is to go back in time a day before.

But I can't do that.

Even if I go back in time, things that died will remain dead.

The easiest way is to wait.

Yes. Petrification will be nullified after one whole day.

But, there is this predicament.

I don't know where should I place them while their petrified.

I have to find a a location where people won't find it strange...

I know.

[ An Exhibit of Interesting Rocks found in School ]

They don't find it strange.

Rather...

It's splendid.

Hello.

Ah, Kuu.

What? Glasses?

You lost it?

You have a spare in your room?

I'll try to look for it.

You know that I'm not good at finding things besides cockroaches, right?

Ah... Okay.

It's not there.

I'm sure she didn't go and look for it.

Hey, Saiki. What's wrong?

Ah, a cockroach.

Isn't she a celebrity?

Oh, wow.

Okay...

I should hurry.

I should hurry and find a place where I won't encounter anyone.

The illusion will now start.

Now, what will happen?

Okay, okay.

She's too crammed.

Okay.

The gym's prep room is most likely safe during the cultural festival.

Why are you here?

Ah, well...

Something just happened.

He's blushing.

I'll show you the level five of blushing.

That's right.

We're alone in this closed room together after all.

I could ask the same. Why are you here?

Ah, oh no...

If he finds out this plan, everything will be ruined.

I got a little tired with the noise of crowded people.

Could you please leave?

Huh?

Please go out.

Huh? What's going on?

Suddenly being pushed into something like a girls' comics' perspective,

that you're too nervous that you're shocked?

It's possible!

You probably haven't read "Strobe Edge", "Blue Spring Ride", "Wolf Girl and Black Prince", and "No Longer Heroine"!

You're probably not the type that can do a wall lock.

That's it!

It's definitely not that.

Besides, if I do a wall lock, that building will be destroyed.

Okay.

I'll wait here until my spare glasses have been sent to me.

So that's it.

What's wrong? Hey!

Hey! I'm going to beat you to a pulp! Hey! Let met go!

I said to let me go, hey! Let me go, I said!

Kuboyasu.

What are you doing?

As you can see...

I'm lifting him up like a baby.

- Liar.
- They pestered me.

Liar. Anyway, lend me your glasses.

What?

But I'm not wearing this for style, it's prescription glasses.

And it has quite a high diopter scale.

That's more convenient. Hurry.

Hey...

I can't.

Your eyes will just become "3" marks anyway.

4?!

Here.

I can't see anything!

Ah, I can't see anything.

Thanks.

There's no time. We have to do something.

No time?

Matsuzaki will come soon.

Huh? Did you just suddenly appeared here?

No, you're just too near sighted.

Okay.

Oh... Hey!

Remember this, you bastard!

So "Remember this" is something that isn't only said in dramas.

What did you just do?

I just returned their strength for a day.

They will suddenly return to the state where they were beat up tomorrow.

What the hell did you do?!

That's my line.

Stop fighting. It'll be a problem.

I wasn't having a fight.

I know everything.

But I won't tell anyone. Relax.

I know that you were an arrogant delinquent from the school you came from.

I was not a delinquent!

Sorry that I'm too close.

It's just that, you know.

It's just that, awhile ago, everyone, um...

We were playing oshikura manju.

And just had a little trouble.

I'm really just a very normal high schooler.

And besides, you know, my dream is

to get married to a girl I like immediately after graduating high school.

And live in a shabby apartment and keep a cat.

Ah, I'll just be a truck driver.

It's ordinary.

And during weekends, while wearing matching sweat pants and shirt,

go shopping in a Don Quijote discount store.

Once we have a child, I'll buy a light car.

Then put sheepskin in the dashboard,

then the handles will have leopard design.

Of course, shoes are prohibited.

Yeah, it's ordinary out of ordinary.

My kid's hairstyle

will be extended early to the neckline.

Then...

His name would be

Aqua.

If it's a girl, it would be written that would mean "sea"...

Marin.

He's a delinquent who's too perfect.

How can you say I'm a delinquent?

There's no way I would go on a fight!

Like hell I will!

Way no no!

What're you guys doing?

Nothing.

Even if both of you are males and doing something strange, it's still illicit sexual relationship!

We're not doing anything.

Don't make that face or you'll invite some people to fight you again.

I can't help it, I have bad eyesight.

Sorry, I'll quickly return it.

That's right. Now that I have glasses,

I can probably use apport.

[ Apport: An ability to replace an object's position with equivalent exchange ]

Apport.
[ Apport: An ability to replace an object's position with equivalent exchange ]

[ Apport: An ability to replace an object's position with equivalent exchange ]

Okay.
[ Apport: An ability to replace an object's position with equivalent exchange ]

It's alright.

Besides that I abruptly increased the number of petrified stone statues,

I don't feel any causes of problems.

I can finally feel a sense of relief.

Is your body alright?

Ah, yeah.

Thanks for asking.

There's a feature in one of the higher level classes,

that's doing something called feeling couple.

She's kidding.

If me and Teruhashi became a couple in that place,

I'll surely stand out.

No, I'll just go idling.

Kokomins...

This will be troublesome.

Kokomins' iron rule!

Anyone who approaches our lady, Kokomi Teruhashi, will be eliminated!

Eliminated!

Only if she was approached.

Saiki.

Looks like you're getting too chummy with our Lady Kokomi with this cultural festival.

We utmostly hate that!

Hate, hate!

It's a grudge that's kind of refreshing.

Saiki.

Do you know what this is?

So he has delusional syndrome.

During school entrance ceremony,

By chance, I was able to sat down beside our Lady Kokomi and was able to shake hands with her.

Then I haven't washed this hand ever since!

That's filthy.

So that during the times I take a bath or go to the washroom,

I've wrapped it up like this to protect it from water.

That's why it's filthy.

It has the scent of our Lady Kokomi.

It's your scent of not being washed.

Saiki, look at this.

[ Kokomi Order ]

You won't be able to take classes in the pool.
[ Kokomi Order ]

You won't be able to take classes in the pool.

Do you understand what this is?

My affection to our Lady of Kokomi is too strong

that when I realized it,

these characters seemed to have emerged at my back.

Don't make up a lie.

That's why we will purge you.

Saiki!

Yeah!

The love I receive from you all makes me happy.

It makes me really happy.

But...

Saiki, let's run.

Oh! Wait!

Wait! Wait!

We would be safe here.

I went here awhile ago.

I'm sure they won't chase us this far.

Hm?

Did you just hear that?

What?

What?

No.

It won't open!

So it's...

an automatic lock?

I've never heard of an automatic lock that can't be opened from the inside.

This is bad.

We are totally isolated.

Okay.

Your weakness...

I have finally collected all 7 of these balls that is the weakness of Dark Reunion!

If... If you point those toward us,

we will turn into black smoke!

Please stop! We are still in the middle of the project!

I can't do that.

You don't have to act like you're panicking, Teruhashi.

Since we're alone again,

your heart probably feels like it's going to jump, Saiki.

Actually, this is a careful plan that you didn't know.

Anyway, I have carefully made these preparations so that I can be alone with you in this cultural festival.

First, I used the Kokomins members

to be that organization that Kaido is foolishly always saying, the Dark Reunion,

then called out Kando to have a Dragon Ball quest.

I also got Hairo to have a marathon tournament,

and then made him worn out.

It was a miscalculation that Nendo wasn't worn out

but somehow, he has disappeared.

So that Kuboyasu would get into a fight with delinquents from another school, I inserted letters of challenge to a duel.

And finally, I let the Kokomins

to pretend to purge Saiki so that we would escape going here.

Then I let them put the best adhesive to lock the door!

The windows are also locked with the best adhesive!

Furthermore, I've changed the windows with the best bulletproof windows.

Even though I miscalculed that Saiki saw me when I was in the middle of preparation,

but his heart was throbbing too fast that he wasn't able to do anything!

To think he'll fall to this plan this far.

Come on, with this typical situation in a girls' comic

I will be taking "100 Whoas" in one go!

It's a monologue of a criminal.

To be able to get these reached through voice of the mind is certainly first in the business.

Even if door is coated with adhesive and the windows are bulletproof glasses, I can easily break them.

But I can't do that in front of her.

I can't find a passage for us to get out anywhere.

What should we do?

You know...

Hm?

This is bad.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Is there a Kuboyasu here?! His name is Kuboyasu!

There is someone named Kuboyasu.

But he is just a mere honor student

and is not a student for you to have a grudge!

Kuboyasu beat up one of our guys.

That is impossible!

Kuboyasu is someone who's wearing glasses and a very obedient..

There he is!

Hey, Kuboyasu.

Clear this strange misunderstanding and...

Kuboyasu!

Huh?

What? What? What? What?

What? Huh?

What? I don't get it. What? I can't see.

I can't see. I can't see. I can't see.

Well, I also don't see you to be a student like that.

I don't get it! I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.

Hey, wai...

What? Wha...

Can't see. No, I used to wear glasses before.

Take this.

Mannas Ingus,

Ansz Jera,

Eius!

I hereby bestow upon this world a greater disaster!

This is bad. This is a trouble that will definitely happen.

I can use teleportation.

But Teruhashi is right in front of me, so I can't do that.

But there is a way.

Return all the delinquents to one day before,

and travel time going to yesterday.

But time traveling is dangerous.

To send that much people to yesterday

will certainly corner my stamina to my limits.

What should I do?

Kuboyasu!

You have the guts to show yourself.

Die!

Bring it on, you bastards!

Take that! Take that!

Could it be...

Could it be...

Illusion!

What's wrong?

What's wrong that you suddenly fell, Saiki?

He could not bear the situation that we are alone together...

It's possible.

What should I do?

I didn't know that Saiki liked me that much.

Hm?{(照橋) ん?]

I wonder why his hair is pink.

[ So that Kusuo Saiki will be able to sleep, the hypnosis to Kokomi Teruhashi has vanished. ]

And what's this?
[ So that Kusuo Saiki will be able to sleep, the hypnosis to Kokomi Teruhashi has vanished. ]

[ So that Kusuo Saiki will be able to sleep, the hypnosis to Kokomi Teruhashi has vanished. ]

What's causing this? Report now!

Cause unknown, Sir!

This is unprecedented!

The main system's completely down!

Give me the president now!

What's going on?

Goddammit!

Elder! What's going on!

It's just like I said.

This world will soon come to an end.

Break systems back online! Well done!

Sorry, it's going to be alright after all.

Wow.

This surely is pierced in his head, right?

Systems down again! Systems down again!

Everyone find the cause now!

Ah.

Are you alright, Saiki?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Did you remove one?

Yeah.

Give it back.

Huh?

I misplaced it.

Hurry and give it to me.

Give it back without touching my hand.

Also don't touch me from now on.

Or else, you will stop existing.

Huh? It's not here.

Not here.

What?

Could this work?

Of course, it won't.

Oh no.

The room is freezing.

This is bad. It's a malfunction.

The power I used awhile ago was too strong that it created a bug.

I completely lost control.

C-c-c-c-c-c....

Cold.

But...

It's like a Disney movie.

It's fun.

It's not the time to say you're having fun.

We should currently...

...not be on Earth.

It's dangerous to poorly search.

What should I do?

You're all in the way!

Move! Move!

Dammit.

I hereby bestow upon this world a greater disaster!

Damn those Dark Reunion.

If only the controller is pierced, we could somehow escape from this predicament.

It's really cold, Saiki.

Saiki.

We might die, right?

Firmly hold your spirit.

But...

If I'm going to die with you...

She fell asleep.

Or rather, she fainted.

Because we're in outer space, oxygen has become really thin.

This is all or nothing.

If I don't do this well, the gym will be destroyed and we'll end up being space dust.

Got it.

Next...

Someone, please tell me.

Terrible things will happen if I got the landing area wrong.

Someone, please be a lighthouse to guide me where to land.

...Ei Was! Mannas Ingus...

Kaidou.

Eiwas!

Mannas Ingus Ansus Jera!

Eiwas!

Mannas Ingus Ansus Jera!

Eiwas!

Mannas Ingus Ansus Jera!

Eiwas!

Mannas Ingus Ansus Jera!

Eiwas!

Not good.

I have no more strength to do anything.

The air is still thin.

This coldness...

Please...

Someone, help us...

Illusion!

We're saved...

[ The next day ]

I'm really sure that something good will happen today.

Look, there are these many upright tea stalks.

If you put that many tea stalks, they'll stand up like that.

Look, a bird and a crane has arrived.

Why do you have to lie like that?

So you've enjoyed culture with your heart's content.

I'm off.

Even though that's the only mess I did,

in the end, I used all my strength.

Restore everything in this area for a day.

That goes the same to all the memories of the people that are affected.

[ PK Festival ]

If you're asking why...
[ PK Festival ]

[ PK Festival ]

So that there won't be any problems that will occur like how messy was yesterday,

we're going to go through it again.

It's depressing just thinking about it.

Everyone, let's form a circle.

What?

Come on.

Come on!

Let's make this cultural festival successful!

Yeah.

Now then.

Dismissed!

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