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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,498 --> 00:01:43,919 - [ Man Shouting In Chinese ] - [ Shouting ln Unison ] 2 00:01:56,889 --> 00:01:59,558 [ Shouting In Unison ] 3 00:02:33,589 --> 00:02:35,675 ## [ Drums Pounding ] 4 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,683 ## [ Traditional Chinese ] 5 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:06,578 [ Woman ] The princess nodded, and the frog said, 6 00:03:06,703 --> 00:03:11,124 "That which you have promised, you must perform." 7 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,587 Very good. Keep reading. 8 00:03:16,712 --> 00:03:19,840 "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 9 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:25,095 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 10 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,263 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 11 00:03:27,389 --> 00:03:32,101 where they lived happily ever after." 12 00:03:32,226 --> 00:03:35,729 Happily ever after. 13 00:03:35,855 --> 00:03:38,565 There's no such thing as "happily ever after." 14 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:43,278 Not for a real princess. 15 00:03:43,403 --> 00:03:47,073 The prince my father wants me to marry will always be a frog. 16 00:03:47,198 --> 00:03:50,451 My offer still stands. I will help you get to America. 17 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:52,954 - [ Whispers ] America? - [ Princess ] That's very kind. 18 00:03:53,079 --> 00:03:55,081 [ Man ] But we're running out of time. 19 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:58,584 I know of a ship bound for America, but we must leave tonight. 20 00:03:58,709 --> 00:04:01,586 - Leave tonight? - We must hurry, Princess. 21 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:12,013 Hurry, Princess. 22 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,844 [ Shouting ln Unison ] 23 00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:16,030 - [ Captain ] Mung Goo Hi. - [ Shouts ] 24 00:05:16,155 --> 00:05:18,156 -Zhou Hei. - [ Shouts ] 25 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:20,450 - Chow Lu. - [ Shouts ] 26 00:05:25,997 --> 00:05:28,207 [ All Shouting ] 27 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,417 [ Shouting ln Unison ] 28 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:39,814 [ Whistling ] 29 00:06:48,239 --> 00:06:51,534 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it. 30 00:06:51,659 --> 00:06:54,786 Okay. Great. Great. Okay. 31 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:57,581 Come here. Look at this. Spent a lot of time on this. 32 00:06:57,706 --> 00:06:59,958 Now, pay attention, 'cause I don't want any mistakes. 33 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,460 Now, I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses. 34 00:07:02,585 --> 00:07:04,796 We meet at this vector. The only variable is the wind. 35 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:08,132 - Technically, if you travel over here on the horses- - Is this the train? 36 00:07:21,102 --> 00:07:24,522 All right. We're just gonna wing it... like we always do. 37 00:07:24,605 --> 00:07:26,566 - [ Chuckles ] - Ride down, jump on the train, 38 00:07:26,691 --> 00:07:29,485 hoorah the money, head back to the cathouse, all right? 39 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:33,155 - Mm-hmm. - Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go! 40 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,158 You okay? Nervous? It's all right to be nervous when you're new. 41 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:38,618 You'll be okay. I'll keep an eye on you. 42 00:07:38,743 --> 00:07:41,663 All you gotta do is follow my lead. All right, look alive, outlaws! 43 00:07:41,788 --> 00:07:44,290 [ All Whooping ] 44 00:07:48,127 --> 00:07:52,005 [ Wang Reading ] "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 45 00:07:52,131 --> 00:07:56,176 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 46 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,845 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 47 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:02,974 where they lived happily ever after." 48 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,730 [ Chattering, Indistinct ] 49 00:08:13,609 --> 00:08:15,652 Reach for the sky, ladies and gentlemen! 50 00:08:15,777 --> 00:08:18,363 Touch that gun and I'll blow your goddam head off!. 51 00:08:18,488 --> 00:08:21,491 What are you doin'? I sorta like to be the only guy that talks, Wallace. 52 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:23,826 - All right. I'm sorry. - That's okay. That's okay. Good. 53 00:08:23,951 --> 00:08:26,370 Don't worry. Come on, come on. Big 'Un, let's go. 54 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:28,706 Why is the new guy talking? Where did you get this guy? 55 00:08:28,831 --> 00:08:31,875 You know I'm the only one who talks. Okay, everybody keep calm. 56 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,211 [ Wallace ] You think you're gonna shoot me? Is that right? 57 00:08:34,336 --> 00:08:36,880 What you got right in here? Yeah, you got this gun? 58 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:39,007 You think you're gonna do something with that gun? 59 00:08:39,132 --> 00:08:41,467 Come on, Lady Bird. You got anything in here besides yarn? 60 00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:44,971 - [ Wallace ] You got it out for me! - Hey! 61 00:08:45,096 --> 00:08:47,515 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 62 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,892 Come here. Come here. We don't steal from women. 63 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:52,853 Get over here. Take that side. 64 00:08:52,978 --> 00:08:56,064 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 65 00:08:56,189 --> 00:08:59,484 I'm so sorry about that. I apologize. 66 00:09:00,985 --> 00:09:03,487 First time you've seen an outlaw? 67 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:06,157 Scared? Kind of excited too? 68 00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:08,826 All mixed up? Yeah. 69 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:14,039 Last train we robbed, we were naked, it was so hot out. 70 00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:16,207 Yeah, it was somethin'. 71 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:18,585 [ Sighs ] 72 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,712 Yeah, it's got my initials right there. 73 00:09:20,837 --> 00:09:25,174 - [ Men Shouting ] - What are you lookin' at? 74 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,051 - [ Woman Screams ] - [ Screams ] 75 00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:30,095 Wait! Stop! Where did you get this guy? 76 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:33,265 - Texas. - Texas? Are you insane? 77 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,684 Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't understand what we're doing here. 78 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,604 Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here, come here, come here. Sit down. 79 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:43,155 - Excuse me. Where is water? - Sir, sit down. 80 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:53,950 - What happened? Wallace, what are you doing? - I'm just wingin' it. 81 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,786 No! That's not how we wing it! 82 00:09:56,911 --> 00:09:59,580 No more winging it! Stop! Come on, Big 'Un. 83 00:09:59,706 --> 00:10:02,541 - You've lost your "winging it" privileges. - Damn. 84 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,043 Damn! 85 00:10:33,847 --> 00:10:38,032 [ Speaking Chinese ] Uncle, are you alright? Uncle? 86 00:10:38,817 --> 00:10:41,594 [ Speaking Chinese ] He's dead 87 00:10:41,619 --> 00:10:46,707 Who killed my uncle? Who did this? 88 00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:12,272 [ Yells ] 89 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:19,695 Give me the dynamite. Give me the dynamite. 90 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,198 No, no, no, no. You stay here. You don't get to come. 91 00:11:22,323 --> 00:11:26,076 - Keep an eye on Wing Nut. - Hey, Blue, looky here! 92 00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:40,089 Okay. 93 00:11:43,676 --> 00:11:47,888 - Who killed my uncle? - What the hell is this, the Orient Express? 94 00:11:49,848 --> 00:11:51,891 - Get him! - Come here! 95 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,757 [ Gunfire Continues ] 96 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:38,184 [ Gunfire Continues ] 97 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:41,687 Wh- Hey! The safe's getting ready to blow! 98 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:45,357 Get ready to reap the fruits of our labour. 99 00:13:15,885 --> 00:13:18,804 Move it! Let's go! 100 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:22,599 Roy, you just blew the shit out of our fruits. 101 00:13:28,897 --> 00:13:30,815 Oh, shit. [ Grunts ] 102 00:13:36,779 --> 00:13:39,657 We got a Chinaman to catch. 103 00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:46,705 Stop! Stop! 104 00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:53,086 Stop! Stop! Turn around! 105 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:56,088 Turn around! 106 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:01,385 - [ Cocks Pistol ] - What the- 107 00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:05,514 - Who are you? - [ Wallace ] Hey, Roy! 108 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,683 Don't you worry about a thing! I got you covered! 109 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,810 - [ Whoops ] - No! 110 00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:13,729 - No! - [ Yells ] 111 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,946 Roll, baby, roll! 112 00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:50,054 [ Chuckling ] 113 00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:54,350 [ Wallace ] Reach for the sky, O'Bannon! It's my gang now! 114 00:15:11,157 --> 00:15:13,242 [ Horse Whinnies ] 115 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,999 I don't understand. 116 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:23,877 You said your friend had a large estate. 117 00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:26,087 He does. 118 00:15:26,212 --> 00:15:29,215 - What exactly does he do? - Well, you could say... 119 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,426 he's a philanthropist. 120 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:35,012 He helps Chinese immigrants get back on their feet. 121 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,050 Welcome to America, Princess. 122 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,553 Lo Fong. 123 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:23,306 Forgive me if I do not bow. 124 00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:26,976 Calvin, this man is a trai- 125 00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:29,145 Traitor. 126 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,857 [ Scoffs ] Why? Because he ran away from the Forbidden City? 127 00:16:39,196 --> 00:16:41,782 [ Grunts ] 128 00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:45,660 Your reward is on the table, Mr Andrews. 129 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:02,384 Well, now you're gonna have to double it, or I'm gonna kill her. 130 00:17:06,304 --> 00:17:09,182 One thing about the Chinese, Mr Andrews- 131 00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:11,767 [ Slurps ] 132 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:14,103 Aah! [ Grunts ] 133 00:17:14,228 --> 00:17:17,981 - We do not renegotiate. - [ Choking ] 134 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:23,236 [ Body Hits Floor ] 135 00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:34,204 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, 136 00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:38,125 you're wrong. 137 00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:42,045 It was just like a nightmare. 138 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,631 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 139 00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:50,303 My gang left me in the desert. I felt like all the other cowboys hated my guts. 140 00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:53,806 Everyone was- I just missed you. I missed all of you. 141 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:56,558 [ All ] We missed you too, Roy. 142 00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:58,935 I think it's medication time. 143 00:18:03,022 --> 00:18:05,275 Come here, devil woman. 144 00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:08,653 Oh. Mmm. 145 00:18:08,778 --> 00:18:11,572 Oh! Ooh, that's naughty. 146 00:18:11,697 --> 00:18:14,908 Ohh. Ow, careful. Careful with that. 147 00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,369 Ow, ow. Careful. Ow. 148 00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,871 Ow. Aaaah! 149 00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:23,249 [ Screaming ] 150 00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:30,172 Holy crap! The vultures are eating my head! 151 00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:32,591 Aaaah! Aaaah! 152 00:18:32,716 --> 00:18:36,595 Help! Help! My gang buried me! 153 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,431 They left me for dead! 154 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:41,891 Ooh! Ooh. 155 00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:45,770 Oh, thank heavens. I thought you were a mirage. 156 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:49,357 - Oh, come on. Water. - You. 157 00:18:53,527 --> 00:18:55,946 - You killed my uncle! - Bull! 158 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:58,281 That was Wallace all the way. 159 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:01,951 - He was one of your bandits. - He wasn't part of my gang. 160 00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:05,788 He was a new guy. He's crazy as a road lizard. 161 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:09,625 - You deserve to die. - Hold on a second. 162 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,127 You know what no one's saying here? 163 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,380 I had a chance to kill you on that train, and I chose not to. 164 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:18,300 'Cause I'm not a barbarian. 165 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,886 - Hey! Where are you going? - Carson City. 166 00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:26,766 I'm closer to diggin' myself to China than you are to gettin' to Carson City. 167 00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:28,809 - Hey! - Which way? 168 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:32,187 Hey, that's better. Dig me out and I'll show you. 169 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,442 - [ Vulture Squawks ] - Which way? 170 00:19:42,739 --> 00:19:44,782 You see the... mountains over there? 171 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:49,828 Carson City is on the other side. 172 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:53,707 All right, dig me out. I kept my end of the bargain. 173 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,669 - Dig me out. - [ Vulture Squawks ] 174 00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:01,172 Dig. 175 00:20:01,297 --> 00:20:06,135 Hey! Hey! 176 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:09,513 - Come on! - Don't talk. Just dig. 177 00:20:09,638 --> 00:20:12,766 [ Coughing ] 178 00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:15,143 Aargh! 179 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,400 [ Muttering ] 180 00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:36,051 [ Panting ] 181 00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:51,648 [ Whooping ] 182 00:21:53,525 --> 00:21:55,985 [ Horse Whinnying ] 183 00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:01,712 [ Whooping ] 184 00:23:05,066 --> 00:23:10,019 [ Speaking Chinese ] Run! Hurry! 185 00:23:41,957 --> 00:23:43,959 [ Whooping ] 186 00:23:52,759 --> 00:23:55,345 [ Groans ] 187 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:39,260 [ Screams ] 188 00:24:51,563 --> 00:24:53,523 Hey! 189 00:24:59,028 --> 00:25:01,780 [ Groans ] 190 00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:16,711 - [ Speaking Chinese ] - [ Speaking Sioux ] 191 00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:03,128 - ## [ Tribal Drums ] - [ Chanting ] 192 00:26:10,718 --> 00:26:12,762 [ Whooping ] 193 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:27,817 [ Speaking Slowly ] Where is Carson City? 194 00:27:02,683 --> 00:27:04,893 [ Laughing ] 195 00:27:07,854 --> 00:27:10,356 [ Laughing, Coughing ] 196 00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:23,869 [ Sniffs ] 197 00:27:37,298 --> 00:27:39,633 [ Sighs ] 198 00:28:22,047 --> 00:28:26,759 - [ Grunts ] - [ All Cheering ] 199 00:28:47,237 --> 00:28:51,814 [ Speaking Chinese ] Good morning everyone 200 00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:11,092 - How. - How. 201 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,345 - How. - How. 202 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:18,640 - How. How. How. How. - How. 203 00:29:35,656 --> 00:29:38,867 [ Speaking Sioux ] 204 00:29:40,327 --> 00:29:42,620 [ Cheering ] 205 00:29:43,788 --> 00:29:47,834 [ Stammering ] 206 00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:50,619 [ Speaking Chinese ] No way... me and her... 207 00:30:01,471 --> 00:30:04,265 [ Speaking Sioux ] 208 00:30:05,767 --> 00:30:09,228 - [ Repeats Phrase ] - [ Repeats Phrase ] 209 00:30:09,353 --> 00:30:11,397 [ Repeats Phrase ] 210 00:30:17,027 --> 00:30:19,738 [ Popping Sound ] 211 00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:26,702 [ Repeating Phrase ] 212 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:56,396 I thought you might be hungry. 213 00:30:56,521 --> 00:31:00,190 - [ Speaking Chinese ] Please eat 214 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:05,613 -You were wrong. -You would find me a much better host... 215 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:08,741 if we could come to some sort of an arrangement. 216 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,121 An arrangement? 217 00:31:14,246 --> 00:31:17,457 Like the one you have with the slaves working on this railroad? 218 00:31:19,584 --> 00:31:22,503 These people are free to leave. 219 00:31:24,047 --> 00:31:26,132 What do you want with me? 220 00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:31,887 Once I have the emperor's gold, my work will be complete. 221 00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:38,810 Princess. 222 00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:44,107 I think it is time for you to be among your people. 223 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:54,825 They don't look like any injuns I ever seen, Jedediah. 224 00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:58,203 That's because they're not injuns, woman! They're Jews! 225 00:32:50,334 --> 00:32:52,753 [ Chickens Clucking ] 226 00:33:00,093 --> 00:33:02,845 ## [ Honky-Tonk Piano ] 227 00:33:09,768 --> 00:33:11,853 [ Men Laughing ] 228 00:33:21,779 --> 00:33:24,240 You, stay. 229 00:33:26,617 --> 00:33:28,911 [ Popping Sound ] 230 00:33:29,036 --> 00:33:31,330 [ Clicking Sounds ] 231 00:33:31,455 --> 00:33:33,748 [ Groans ] 232 00:33:33,874 --> 00:33:36,626 [ People Laughing ] 233 00:33:40,671 --> 00:33:43,424 - [ Chattering ] -## [ Continues ] 234 00:33:54,017 --> 00:33:56,102 You guys, get a load of this. 235 00:33:56,227 --> 00:33:58,813 [ Chattering Stops ] 236 00:34:06,237 --> 00:34:11,491 - How. - [ All Laughing ] 237 00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:24,086 Is this Carson City? 238 00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:28,257 No, this ain't Carson City, Chief. 239 00:34:28,382 --> 00:34:31,927 You're gonna have to get your firewater somewhere else. 240 00:35:14,758 --> 00:35:17,802 [ Man ] All right, Roy, ante up. 241 00:35:24,558 --> 00:35:27,269 [ People Laughing ] 242 00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:35,193 - And stay out! - [ Whinnies ] 243 00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:37,487 [ Whinnies ] 244 00:35:37,612 --> 00:35:40,323 [ Clicking Sound ] 245 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,496 You bounce back fast, kimosabe. 246 00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,798 Ow. 247 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:01,634 What are you doin' here? I thought you were going to Carson City. 248 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:04,970 You! You gave me bad directions! 249 00:36:05,095 --> 00:36:08,223 No, I gave you wrong directions. 250 00:36:08,348 --> 00:36:12,060 You want your toothpicks back? 251 00:36:12,185 --> 00:36:15,480 - You got a lot of nerve, comin' in here with that- - Give it back to me! 252 00:36:25,656 --> 00:36:29,326 - Ain't that somethin'? - [ Laughs ] 253 00:36:31,661 --> 00:36:34,580 Take your hand off me. 254 00:36:41,170 --> 00:36:42,921 - Ohh! - Ohh! 255 00:36:45,882 --> 00:36:48,093 Hey, I just want to go to Carson City! 256 00:36:48,218 --> 00:36:51,096 ## [ Rock ] 257 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,585 You're goin' for a ride! 258 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:28,630 Aaah! Aaah! 259 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,260 [ Chuckles ] 260 00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:02,953 No! 261 00:38:03,078 --> 00:38:06,373 [ Blows Landing ] 262 00:38:10,543 --> 00:38:12,962 Yes! Yeah! 263 00:38:15,131 --> 00:38:17,842 Yes! Yes! 264 00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:20,427 No! No! 265 00:38:20,552 --> 00:38:22,638 Sorry! I'm sorry! 266 00:38:22,763 --> 00:38:24,723 You! [ Yells ] 267 00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:37,818 [ Gunshot ] 268 00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:46,493 - Who in the hell started this? - The Chinaman. 269 00:38:48,028 --> 00:38:51,205 [ Shouting In Chinese ] Let me out of here! 270 00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:54,000 Let me out! Give me the book back! 271 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,044 I have to go to Carson City to rescue the princess! 272 00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:00,130 - You've got the wrong person! I don't belong here! 273 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,441 Hey! [ Speaking Chinese: Let me out! ] 274 00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:05,385 Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's workin'. They're about to let you out. 275 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:09,389 - Give me the book back! - For cryin' out loud, just give him the book back, please. 276 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,682 - If it'll give us some peace and quiet- Forget about it. - Open it up! 277 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,852 - They're not givin' you the book back. Drop the book. - I wasted enough time with you. 278 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:18,397 - What? You've wasted enough time with me? What about me? - Give me the book! 279 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,649 - Listen for a second. Stop! - Give me the book! Hey! 280 00:39:20,774 --> 00:39:24,152 Listen! Stop! You're not in the East, okay? 281 00:39:24,277 --> 00:39:28,072 You're not in China. This is the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here, 282 00:39:28,198 --> 00:39:32,034 and you're closer to getting us hung than you are getting that book back, okay? 283 00:39:33,703 --> 00:39:37,414 Now, just- I like that. 284 00:39:37,539 --> 00:39:39,666 That's what I'm talking about. You're wound so tight. 285 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:42,544 You're the most irritable guy I've ever been around. Just relax for a second. 286 00:39:42,669 --> 00:39:45,588 Take ten minutes, and then you can go back to screaming, I promise. 287 00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:48,841 I'll join you. Okay, just relax for a second. 288 00:39:50,885 --> 00:39:53,220 Come on, sit down. 289 00:39:55,222 --> 00:39:57,683 Come on. 290 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,939 Just relax. 291 00:40:05,065 --> 00:40:07,692 Is that relaxed? 292 00:40:07,817 --> 00:40:11,362 You look sort of rigid there. 293 00:40:11,487 --> 00:40:13,614 You know what? We got off on the wrong foot. 294 00:40:13,739 --> 00:40:17,034 Let's try to start again. 295 00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,786 Man, you sure can fight. 296 00:40:19,912 --> 00:40:22,080 I've never seen anything like that. [ Imitating Karate Yells ] 297 00:40:22,205 --> 00:40:25,291 It was- 298 00:40:25,417 --> 00:40:28,544 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 299 00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:31,714 You're not still mad about me pointin' you in the wrong direction, are you? 300 00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:35,301 Come on. You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. 301 00:40:35,426 --> 00:40:38,971 Like me in the desert. I don't hold any grudges. I laugh about it. 302 00:40:39,096 --> 00:40:42,307 I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. 303 00:40:42,432 --> 00:40:46,728 Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me and the buzzards pickin' at my head. 304 00:40:49,105 --> 00:40:52,566 You're a very silent man, aren't you? 305 00:40:52,691 --> 00:40:54,818 You weren't expecting to see old Roy in that bar, were you? 306 00:40:54,944 --> 00:40:56,945 Be honest. Were you? Huh? 307 00:41:01,032 --> 00:41:02,993 Did you really use those chopsticks? 308 00:41:03,118 --> 00:41:06,371 You better believe it. 309 00:41:06,454 --> 00:41:09,665 Now you laugh. That's funny. I gotta remember that one. 310 00:41:09,790 --> 00:41:15,254 - So, who are you? - I'm Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. 311 00:41:15,379 --> 00:41:17,798 China. 312 00:41:17,923 --> 00:41:22,302 - What's with the book? - The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. 313 00:41:22,427 --> 00:41:24,179 - Who? - Princess Pei Pei. 314 00:41:24,304 --> 00:41:26,806 She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City. 315 00:41:26,931 --> 00:41:30,184 Forbidden City? I like that, the Forbidden City. 316 00:41:30,309 --> 00:41:35,147 A princess kidnapped. It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead. 317 00:41:35,272 --> 00:41:37,482 The emperor sent us to get her back. 318 00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:39,818 Us? You mean your friends from the train? 319 00:41:39,943 --> 00:41:44,989 They are also Imperial Guards. They have four days to bring the gold to Carson City. 320 00:41:45,114 --> 00:41:47,950 - What gold? - The gold for the princess. 321 00:41:50,786 --> 00:41:52,955 The gold- Was the gold on the train? 322 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,790 Yes. 323 00:41:59,669 --> 00:42:02,213 How much gold? 324 00:42:02,338 --> 00:42:05,800 One hundred thousand pieces. 325 00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:10,054 Sir? Sir? Could you hand us that book, please? 326 00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,389 Sir, there's been a mistake. He has- 327 00:42:12,514 --> 00:42:14,850 Sir- Yeah. 328 00:42:24,692 --> 00:42:28,237 We're gonna get that book, and we're gonna get you out of here. 329 00:42:28,362 --> 00:42:31,157 - You help me escape? - Shh. Yes. 330 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:34,243 - Why? - Why? I'm gonna tell you why. 331 00:42:34,368 --> 00:42:36,870 Because there are some things in this world that are just wrong, 332 00:42:36,995 --> 00:42:39,915 and stealing a princess is one of them. 333 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,167 Yeah. That's wrong. 334 00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:45,378 I'll tell you another thing. I feel guilty about leading you up that mountain. 335 00:42:45,503 --> 00:42:47,672 What was I thinking? How much time did we waste there? 336 00:42:47,797 --> 00:42:50,508 That was stupid. It wasn't funny. All right? 337 00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:52,885 Now, sit tight and let me figure this out. 338 00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,430 All right, come on, Roy. 339 00:42:56,555 --> 00:43:00,558 Maybe- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then attack the guards when they come in. 340 00:43:00,684 --> 00:43:02,852 Okay, you mean the sick prisoner routine? 341 00:43:02,977 --> 00:43:05,229 Yeah. Does that still work in China? 342 00:43:05,354 --> 00:43:07,315 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death. 343 00:43:10,025 --> 00:43:12,569 - I have another idea. - No, no, no, no, no. 344 00:43:12,694 --> 00:43:15,947 Here's how you help me. You stay on your side of the room, let me figure it out over here. 345 00:43:16,073 --> 00:43:18,241 Okay, you play over there. 346 00:43:21,369 --> 00:43:24,539 Think. Think. What do we got here? Oh, yeah. 347 00:43:24,664 --> 00:43:26,457 Okay. 348 00:43:26,582 --> 00:43:30,252 We got wood. We got a wall made out of wood. 349 00:43:30,377 --> 00:43:32,421 That's good. Oh, we got pillows. 350 00:43:35,257 --> 00:43:38,551 We got pillows, sheets. We got the sheets and the mattress. 351 00:43:38,677 --> 00:43:42,221 Okay, let's put it all together. Let's think. Add it up, add it up. 352 00:43:42,347 --> 00:43:45,266 What do we got? What do we got? 353 00:43:47,601 --> 00:43:49,770 What are you doing? Stop! Stop! 354 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,980 - What are you doing? - Shh. 355 00:43:52,106 --> 00:43:55,317 - Hold this for me. - No, no. That's your shirt. You hold it. 356 00:44:01,781 --> 00:44:04,492 I like your energy, but I'm not with you. 357 00:44:04,617 --> 00:44:08,245 - When the shirt gets wet, it doesn't break. - I don't know what that means. 358 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:10,622 And then- 359 00:44:14,126 --> 00:44:17,462 Okay. And then what- Then with the wet shirt, you- 360 00:44:17,587 --> 00:44:20,840 You bend the bars. That's the pay-off. 361 00:44:20,965 --> 00:44:22,967 Don't waste my time with stuff like that, okay? 362 00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:25,594 A 2,000-year-old civilization, that's all you can come up with? 363 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,097 Shame on you. Shame on you. 364 00:44:36,271 --> 00:44:40,108 Come on. Stop, please. It's embarrassing. 365 00:44:43,945 --> 00:44:46,113 [ Metal Creaking ] 366 00:44:52,077 --> 00:44:54,663 - See? I told you so. - No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break," 367 00:44:54,788 --> 00:44:56,790 not "Piss shirt bend bar." 368 00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,543 - Twist it. - Help. 369 00:45:00,668 --> 00:45:03,129 Okay, there. Get it. There you go. 370 00:45:04,839 --> 00:45:07,216 Just one more. Yeah. 371 00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,676 You're as strong as an ox! Go! You can do it! 372 00:45:12,763 --> 00:45:15,140 There, you got it! We're gettin' it! 373 00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:18,852 - Hold it for me. I'll get through. - Okay. 374 00:45:18,977 --> 00:45:21,354 No, no, no. You hold it and I'll go through. 375 00:45:27,693 --> 00:45:31,029 [ Groans ] No! Not your hand! Stop. 376 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,199 - Hold it. - Adios, sucker. 377 00:45:34,324 --> 00:45:37,577 - What? - I'm just kidding. Come on. Go. 378 00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:39,746 I wouldn't leave my old pal there. 379 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:42,123 Go. Really squeeze. 380 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,710 No, no, no, no. Grab this, grab that. 381 00:45:48,504 --> 00:45:50,881 Work your magic right here. 382 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:56,344 -Too dry. -What? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go. 383 00:45:56,469 --> 00:45:59,347 I can't! No more! 384 00:45:59,472 --> 00:46:01,557 Ah, damn it. 385 00:46:01,682 --> 00:46:04,977 Come on out, little Roy. Work your magic. 386 00:46:07,896 --> 00:46:10,857 ## [ Harmonica ] 387 00:46:10,983 --> 00:46:14,110 - Hurry up. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 388 00:46:14,235 --> 00:46:16,988 - Stop! Don't look at me. - Relax! 389 00:46:18,823 --> 00:46:20,867 - Relax. It'll come. - Thanks. 390 00:46:20,992 --> 00:46:23,869 - That helps. Yeah. Good. - Is that called relax? 391 00:46:39,092 --> 00:46:41,510 Whoa! 392 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:53,146 Sheriff!. Oh, thank God you're here. Get the guns! 393 00:47:02,571 --> 00:47:05,074 - Get my book! - I got it! 394 00:47:05,199 --> 00:47:08,827 Whoa, whoa. Wow, who's the pretty lady? 395 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:11,496 - That's my wife. - How long you been in this country? 396 00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:13,998 - Four days. - Nice work. 397 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,503 Hello. 398 00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:22,089 Come on. Let's adios, partner. 399 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,174 Hyah! 400 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,181 [ Roy ] Well, best of luck to you. 401 00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:35,643 - Guess this is what your people call sayonara. -## [ Blows Harmonica ] 402 00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:38,646 Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. 403 00:47:38,771 --> 00:47:40,773 You want me to, uh, give you a hand? 404 00:47:40,898 --> 00:47:43,817 - No, I can do it. - Sure, you can. 405 00:47:43,943 --> 00:47:46,528 How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City... 406 00:47:46,653 --> 00:47:49,364 and rescue this princess? 407 00:47:49,489 --> 00:47:52,367 [ Sighs ] Stop, stop, stop, stop. 408 00:47:54,327 --> 00:47:58,039 I can't take it any more. Watch me do it. 409 00:47:59,915 --> 00:48:03,043 Get it like this and you put it up high. 410 00:48:05,254 --> 00:48:08,340 See? It'll drift back when you're riding. 411 00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:16,013 - All right, I'll do it. - Do what? 412 00:48:16,139 --> 00:48:18,391 Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess "Pee Pee." 413 00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:21,227 Pei Pei. You do not care about the princess. 414 00:48:21,352 --> 00:48:23,687 You don't know me very well, do you? 415 00:48:26,273 --> 00:48:28,817 Tell you one thing- I'd hate to think of an innocent member... 416 00:48:28,942 --> 00:48:30,902 of Chinese nobility suffering. 417 00:48:31,027 --> 00:48:33,780 Tell you that. 418 00:48:35,448 --> 00:48:38,826 You people believe in karma over there, right? 419 00:48:38,951 --> 00:48:44,248 Well, I've been thinking. There must be a reason why we keep running into each other. 420 00:48:44,373 --> 00:48:48,084 I've ridden with some terrible men- just people I couldn't trust. 421 00:48:48,210 --> 00:48:50,545 But when I look at you, 422 00:48:50,670 --> 00:48:55,091 there's something different about you, and I can see it. 423 00:48:55,216 --> 00:48:57,760 I can see it in your eyes. 424 00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:02,097 It's what the Indians call Chippichawa. 425 00:49:02,222 --> 00:49:05,559 - What's that? - Chippichawa is nobility. 426 00:49:05,684 --> 00:49:08,687 And you have it in spades. 427 00:49:10,814 --> 00:49:14,692 You've got yourself a partner. This has nothing to do with gold, okay? 428 00:49:14,817 --> 00:49:17,445 [ Spits ] Shake on it. 429 00:49:17,570 --> 00:49:20,197 Why you spitting in your hand? 430 00:49:20,322 --> 00:49:22,366 Well, it's customary, to seal the deal. 431 00:49:22,491 --> 00:49:25,160 - Come on. Let's go. - [ Spits ] 432 00:49:31,249 --> 00:49:33,292 This is gonna be a long journey. 433 00:49:37,755 --> 00:49:41,175 You boys take care now, you hear? Shalom. 434 00:49:44,928 --> 00:49:49,265 - Shalom. - Oh. Let's go. 435 00:49:52,602 --> 00:49:55,354 Yee-haw! Goddam! 436 00:49:55,438 --> 00:49:58,732 Looks like y'all had a twister touch down in here. [ Laughs ] 437 00:49:58,858 --> 00:50:02,653 - Roy O'Bannon and his partner come through town. - Roy O'Bannon? 438 00:50:02,778 --> 00:50:06,490 Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead. 439 00:50:06,615 --> 00:50:12,161 He ain't dead. He busted out of jail last night with the Shanghai Kid. 440 00:50:12,286 --> 00:50:15,248 Shanghai Kid? Roy got a new gang goin'? 441 00:50:15,373 --> 00:50:19,001 That son of a bitch. That two-timin' son of a bitch! 442 00:50:19,126 --> 00:50:21,962 He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train! 443 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:25,674 Just like that. See, at kind of a rakish angle. 444 00:50:25,799 --> 00:50:29,844 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - How do I look? 445 00:50:29,969 --> 00:50:33,514 I think you look great. I think you look like a real cowboy. 446 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:36,475 Very dapper, red bandanna. 447 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,186 Roy O'Bannon. 448 00:50:39,311 --> 00:50:42,189 - My name is Chon Wang. -John Wayne? 449 00:50:42,314 --> 00:50:45,275 - Chon Wang. - [ Laughs ] 450 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,610 - That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why? 451 00:50:47,736 --> 00:50:49,946 No, come on, that's not gonna work. That's horrible. 452 00:50:50,071 --> 00:50:54,116 - That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. - No! 453 00:50:57,995 --> 00:51:00,706 It doesn't look that bad, actually. 454 00:51:02,165 --> 00:51:04,543 Never touch my queue. 455 00:51:04,668 --> 00:51:07,045 That killed! Ow. 456 00:51:07,170 --> 00:51:09,839 - We have to go to Carson City. - Okay. 457 00:51:09,964 --> 00:51:13,217 Now, before we go to Carson City, I want to teach you some stuff. Come on. 458 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,180 You just follow me. 459 00:51:18,305 --> 00:51:21,058 - What's that? - Sensitivity. Increased reflexes. 460 00:51:21,183 --> 00:51:24,060 Now, these are guns. These can be your best friend or worst enemy. 461 00:51:24,186 --> 00:51:26,521 That's a spin in my left hand. That's a spin in my right hand. 462 00:51:26,646 --> 00:51:28,898 That's two spins. Now, here, I'm gonna let you hang onto this. 463 00:51:29,023 --> 00:51:32,193 See? Whoa. Be careful. Always be ready. Always be ready. 464 00:51:32,318 --> 00:51:34,653 Now, try to exhale for long-range shots, 465 00:51:34,779 --> 00:51:36,739 inhale for short-range. 466 00:51:36,864 --> 00:51:38,699 All right, now cover up your ears, 'cause this could be loud. 467 00:51:38,824 --> 00:51:40,784 Cover up your ears. 468 00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:57,549 I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. 469 00:51:57,675 --> 00:52:01,011 You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. 470 00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:10,311 But if you ever shut that gate, I'll jump the fence. You'll never see me again. 471 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:27,619 Thing about your husband-- and this is nothing against him, 472 00:52:27,744 --> 00:52:29,704 because I really like him- 473 00:52:29,829 --> 00:52:32,123 he comes from a very male-dominated society. 474 00:52:32,248 --> 00:52:36,126 # Because I wanna be a cowboy, baby # 475 00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:39,546 # With the top down and the sunshine shinin'# 476 00:52:39,671 --> 00:52:42,215 # Cowboy, baby # 477 00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:47,637 -# West coast chillin' with the Boon's wine # -# Gonna be a cowboy, baby # 478 00:52:47,762 --> 00:52:50,723 # Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day # 479 00:52:50,848 --> 00:52:53,350 # Cowboy, baby # 480 00:52:53,434 --> 00:52:56,770 # I can smell a pig from a mile away # 481 00:52:59,690 --> 00:53:01,816 Let me put it this way-- 482 00:53:01,942 --> 00:53:04,402 my horse is definitely not my best friend. 483 00:53:04,527 --> 00:53:08,114 # That's why they call me a cowboy, baby # 484 00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,618 -# With the top down and the sunshine shinin'# -# Cowboy, baby ## 485 00:53:18,582 --> 00:53:21,001 Now, people start looking at you funny, 486 00:53:21,126 --> 00:53:23,253 all you gotta say is, "Howdy, partner." 487 00:53:23,378 --> 00:53:25,838 - Howdy, partner? - Faster than that or people will think you're slow in the head. 488 00:53:25,964 --> 00:53:28,132 - Howdy, partner. - [ Wang ] Howdy, partner. 489 00:53:28,257 --> 00:53:31,594 -Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner. - Howdy, partner. 490 00:53:34,054 --> 00:53:37,182 - Howdy, partner. -Just park it right there. 491 00:53:38,475 --> 00:53:40,519 It's not working. 492 00:53:40,644 --> 00:53:45,315 Some people aren't as tolerant as I am. Not very friendly today. 493 00:53:48,609 --> 00:53:51,695 - [ Grunts ] -John, what are you-- 494 00:53:51,821 --> 00:53:55,115 -John-- - Ow. Hurt. 495 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,951 Okay. We gotta work on that. 496 00:53:59,327 --> 00:54:01,371 Here you go,John. Straighten up here. 497 00:54:01,496 --> 00:54:03,498 - Roy, it hurts so bad. - I know, John, 498 00:54:03,623 --> 00:54:06,125 but I'm not gonna walk with you if you walk like that. 499 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:08,544 I'll be okay. 500 00:54:13,007 --> 00:54:16,551 - Hey, Roy. It's you. - Holy shit! 501 00:54:16,677 --> 00:54:18,678 I'm a wanted man. Look at this! 502 00:54:18,804 --> 00:54:20,722 - Five hundred bucks! That's a lot of money. - Let me see. 503 00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:23,975 - Nice picture. - Careful, careful. 504 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,310 Wow, look at this. Do you know what this means? 505 00:54:26,436 --> 00:54:28,562 - This will drive the girls crazy. - Really? 506 00:54:28,688 --> 00:54:31,565 Yes, really. Come on, let's get a couple more of these. 507 00:54:31,690 --> 00:54:33,734 - It's not bad. - I'm wanted too! 508 00:54:33,859 --> 00:54:37,320 - What? - This. 509 00:54:37,446 --> 00:54:39,739 Oh, come on. That's not right. 510 00:54:39,864 --> 00:54:41,908 I know. I'm not from Shanghai. 511 00:54:42,033 --> 00:54:44,035 No! $ 1,000 for a sidekick? 512 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,746 - You gotta be kidding me. - Be careful. 513 00:54:46,871 --> 00:54:50,666 Justice system's all screwed up. 514 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:55,045 Man can't even ride a horse, and that's a really cool nickname- Shanghai Kid. 515 00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:57,255 It's like, got a snap to it that- 516 00:54:59,633 --> 00:55:03,303 Uh-oh, trouble. John, come here. Get over here. 517 00:55:04,637 --> 00:55:07,306 Tie 'em up over here, fellas. 518 00:55:12,394 --> 00:55:14,438 - What's going on? - Shh. 519 00:55:14,563 --> 00:55:16,773 [ Stammering ] Oh. 520 00:55:16,898 --> 00:55:19,567 [ Wang ] Howdy, partner. 521 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:25,573 Oh, my God, it's a posse. They can't be looking for us. 522 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:29,201 - What's "posse"? - Oh, I think they're passing us by. 523 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:34,498 [ Sighs ] It looked like Marshal Nathan Van Cleef, the psychotic killer. 524 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:43,089 Roy O'Bannon! This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef. 525 00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:45,633 - Ohh! - We know you're hidin' in there. 526 00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:48,135 Oh, God, it is him. It is him. 527 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:52,973 Why don't you throw down your six-shooters and come out with your hands up. 528 00:55:53,098 --> 00:55:55,892 And that goes for the scum you're ridin' with too. 529 00:55:56,017 --> 00:55:59,312 - He won. - Roy, Roy, it's okay. 530 00:55:59,437 --> 00:56:02,315 No, it's not okay! Stop! You don't know this guy! 531 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,319 Let me talk to them. Remember, we have to save the princess. 532 00:56:06,444 --> 00:56:08,696 What are you doin'? St- 533 00:56:11,865 --> 00:56:15,285 - Go easy, fellas. - Why are they shooting at me? 534 00:56:15,410 --> 00:56:17,954 What happened to "Mr Shanghai Kid"? "Oh, I'm a wanted man"? 535 00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:19,998 - Why? - 'Cause you're an outlaw. 536 00:56:20,123 --> 00:56:22,917 - I am not an outlaw! - Stop! You're a bad guy! 537 00:56:23,042 --> 00:56:27,171 - Look at that poster. What does that say? - Drives girls crazy. 538 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:29,506 Drives girls crazy? Drives the posse crazy. 539 00:56:29,631 --> 00:56:32,593 Makes them want to hang you, string you up, because you're a bad guy. 540 00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:40,016 - You got 20 seconds- - Aw, God! Give us a minute! 541 00:56:40,141 --> 00:56:44,562 Go around back, gentlemen. Make sure he isn't trying to pull the saddle over our eyes. 542 00:56:46,105 --> 00:56:50,275 Remember, I want the Chinaman alive. 543 00:56:52,527 --> 00:56:53,820 I'm not a bad guy. 544 00:56:53,945 --> 00:56:56,239 You're a bad guy. You're with me, you're a bad guy. 545 00:56:59,659 --> 00:57:02,161 Hey, you put me in this situation! 546 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:05,206 - I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy! - No! We're both bad guys! 547 00:57:05,331 --> 00:57:07,750 - No, only you're the bad guy! You go out there and tell them! - No! 548 00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:11,003 - I'm not going out there! You go out there! - No, you have to go! 549 00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:14,339 [ Grunting ] 550 00:57:14,464 --> 00:57:17,258 - Did I just do that? - Not bad. 551 00:57:17,383 --> 00:57:21,596 I don't know karate, but I know "karazy," and I will use it. 552 00:57:23,514 --> 00:57:25,516 - [ Yelling, Shouting ] - [ Glass Shattering ] 553 00:57:25,641 --> 00:57:28,060 What the hell is going on in there? 554 00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:41,948 You okay? 555 00:57:42,073 --> 00:57:44,950 You just threw me through a window. 556 00:57:45,075 --> 00:57:47,369 You got that gold? 557 00:57:47,494 --> 00:57:50,622 What? Gold? What gold? 558 00:57:50,747 --> 00:57:52,707 Wrong answer. 559 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:57,629 Wait. I'm- I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed! 560 00:57:57,754 --> 00:58:00,089 No gun. Hold on, no gun. I don't-- 561 00:58:00,214 --> 00:58:02,216 I'm unarmed! You can't shoot an unarmed man. 562 00:58:02,341 --> 00:58:05,719 - Don't worry. I help you. - No, John. No, no. 563 00:58:05,844 --> 00:58:08,097 John! John- 564 00:58:08,222 --> 00:58:12,142 Fight with honour. You will win. 565 00:58:12,267 --> 00:58:15,729 Are you frickin' insane? Is that what they teach you in Imperial Guard School? 566 00:58:15,854 --> 00:58:19,107 - What- - Pick 'em up. 567 00:58:25,946 --> 00:58:29,408 - [ Whinnying ] - Well. 568 00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:32,452 If it ain't the Shanghai Kid. 569 00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:34,412 [ Chuckling ] 570 00:58:34,537 --> 00:58:38,124 How about we make the Kid dance? 571 00:58:38,249 --> 00:58:41,836 Oh, come on! You can do better than that. 572 00:58:41,961 --> 00:58:43,963 [ Gunfire Continues ] 573 00:58:46,382 --> 00:58:48,634 You robbed the wrong train, son. 574 00:58:56,933 --> 00:59:00,144 - Look, Marshal, I think that if- -Just shut up and put on your guns. 575 00:59:05,899 --> 00:59:07,860 [ Sighs ] 576 00:59:07,985 --> 00:59:10,946 This is serious, you know? 577 00:59:11,071 --> 00:59:13,031 We don't come back from this. 578 00:59:13,156 --> 00:59:15,617 That's the general idea. 579 00:59:15,742 --> 00:59:19,829 [ Gunfire Continues ] 580 00:59:24,667 --> 00:59:26,710 [ Groans ] 581 00:59:30,297 --> 00:59:32,507 [ Clicking ] 582 00:59:32,632 --> 00:59:34,717 [ Grunting ] 583 00:59:37,261 --> 00:59:39,639 [ Screaming ] 584 00:59:39,764 --> 00:59:41,724 [ Men Laughing ] 585 01:00:30,644 --> 01:00:33,771 - What the hell you doin'? - [ Exhales ] 586 01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:39,193 Stop procrastinating. Come on. Hurry up, son. 587 01:00:39,318 --> 01:00:43,113 Stop it! I'm not gonna let you cheapen it. All right? 588 01:00:43,238 --> 01:00:45,699 This is a duel. It's a sacred thing. 589 01:00:45,824 --> 01:00:48,618 It's beautiful. It's what separates us from the animals. 590 01:00:48,743 --> 01:00:51,955 - [ Chuckles ] - Oh, yeah. 591 01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:58,377 Whew! l do not envy you. You ready? 592 01:00:58,502 --> 01:01:00,754 Why don't you turn and face me like a man? 593 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,966 Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way? How about that? 594 01:01:06,385 --> 01:01:09,888 [ Chuckling ] 595 01:01:10,013 --> 01:01:12,098 [ Thinking ] Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it. 596 01:01:12,223 --> 01:01:14,225 Oh, no, you can't. He's gonna kill you. 597 01:01:22,733 --> 01:01:26,069 - One. - He's gonna blow you away. 598 01:01:26,194 --> 01:01:28,154 Come on, Roy. Don't think like that. 599 01:01:33,576 --> 01:01:35,161 Two. 600 01:01:35,286 --> 01:01:37,747 [ Thinking ] Oh, yeah. Be positive. 601 01:01:37,872 --> 01:01:40,499 Be the bullet. Be the lead bullet. 602 01:01:47,047 --> 01:01:49,257 - I'm about to die. - [ Van Cleef ] Three. 603 01:01:49,382 --> 01:01:51,175 Roy! 604 01:01:53,386 --> 01:01:55,513 Duel's off! 605 01:01:57,890 --> 01:02:00,851 - [ Horse Whinnies ] - Roy! 606 01:02:00,976 --> 01:02:03,312 You blew it, John! 607 01:02:03,437 --> 01:02:06,148 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel. 608 01:02:06,273 --> 01:02:10,610 I had him. That's what kills me. I had him! I had him! 609 01:02:10,735 --> 01:02:14,962 [ Shouting ln Chinese ] Be careful everyone 610 01:02:18,075 --> 01:02:21,370 Now you know how it feels to haul you around in that sedan chair. 611 01:02:22,621 --> 01:02:24,623 I will never bow to you. 612 01:02:28,668 --> 01:02:31,004 Take a good look at these faces. 613 01:02:32,255 --> 01:02:34,966 If you attempt to escape, 614 01:02:35,091 --> 01:02:37,176 I will kill one worker every hour... 615 01:02:37,301 --> 01:02:39,470 - until you are found. - [ Grunts ] 616 01:02:46,184 --> 01:02:47,894 - Starting with this one. - [ Groans ] 617 01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:58,737 Do not let him see you suffer. 618 01:03:01,031 --> 01:03:03,033 I know who you are. 619 01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:08,371 Please, tell no one. 620 01:03:08,496 --> 01:03:10,998 [ Explosion ] 621 01:03:11,249 --> 01:03:13,960 - You call this a special hideout? -## [ Piano ] 622 01:03:15,127 --> 01:03:17,046 Yes, it is, John. 623 01:03:17,171 --> 01:03:19,590 It's also a good place to gather intelligence, 624 01:03:19,715 --> 01:03:23,552 'cause no one passes through Carson City without these people hearing about it. 625 01:03:23,677 --> 01:03:26,763 - Would you ask them about the princess - Yes, sir, I will. 626 01:03:26,888 --> 01:03:28,932 And I don't care how ugly it gets. 627 01:03:29,057 --> 01:03:33,019 I'm not gonna rest until I've pumped everybody in there for information, okay? 628 01:03:33,144 --> 01:03:36,272 -## [ Continues ] - [ Chattering, Laughing ] 629 01:03:36,397 --> 01:03:38,273 - Hi, Roy. - Roy. - [ O'Bannon ] Hello, ladies. 630 01:03:38,399 --> 01:03:40,359 Make way for a couple of desperados. 631 01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:42,444 Nice to see you again, Mr O'Bannon. 632 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,529 - [ O'Bannon ] Greetings. Hello. - [ Women ] Roy. 633 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,450 Oh, yeah, we're gonna get some information here. Trust me. 634 01:03:50,868 --> 01:03:52,870 This is not a proper hiding place. 635 01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:55,873 Oh, come on, John. Let's relax for a little bit. 636 01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:58,792 - Here, have a drink. - No. I wanna find the princess. 637 01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:04,089 So do I, but we can't exactly go door to door in Carson City looking for her. 638 01:04:04,214 --> 01:04:06,758 - Don't forget, we're wanted men. - Only because of you. 639 01:04:06,883 --> 01:04:09,218 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's my fault. 640 01:04:14,390 --> 01:04:17,101 So, what's the princess like? 641 01:04:17,226 --> 01:04:19,269 John, what's the princess like? Is she pretty? 642 01:04:19,394 --> 01:04:22,772 - Is she a pain in the neck? - You are not fit to talk about her. 643 01:04:22,898 --> 01:04:25,817 John, you better remember where you are. 644 01:04:25,942 --> 01:04:27,902 This is the West. It's not the East. 645 01:04:28,027 --> 01:04:30,821 - Remember? - And the sun may rise where I come from- 646 01:04:30,947 --> 01:04:32,907 Blah, blah, blah. I know. 647 01:04:33,032 --> 01:04:34,992 Good. You remember. 648 01:04:35,117 --> 01:04:38,162 - Is she single? Is she single? - What? 649 01:04:38,287 --> 01:04:40,288 Is she married? Is she available? 650 01:04:40,414 --> 01:04:43,667 Only to a member of the Imperial family. 651 01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:50,464 Are you a member of the Imperial family? I don't think so. 652 01:04:50,590 --> 01:04:54,635 Was that a joke, John? That was a joke. 653 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:58,305 John, that was your first joke. We gotta have a toast. Your first joke. 654 01:04:58,430 --> 01:05:01,266 - Yes. Yes. - No. 655 01:05:01,391 --> 01:05:03,435 Come on. Drink. 656 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,520 -Just one. - Okay. 657 01:05:05,603 --> 01:05:07,855 But don't talk about the princess any more. 658 01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:10,691 Word of honour. 659 01:05:14,445 --> 01:05:17,447 Be fun to play a drinking game. 660 01:05:17,573 --> 01:05:20,033 - You know any Chinese drinking games? - No. [ Coughing ] 661 01:05:20,158 --> 01:05:23,370 Every country has a drinking game. You must know one. 662 01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:26,706 Just one? 663 01:05:29,067 --> 01:05:33,671 [ Speaking Chinese Rapidly ] 664 01:05:46,307 --> 01:05:48,309 - Uno mas? - Uno- What? 665 01:05:48,434 --> 01:05:50,811 - One more. Uno mas. - Okay. 666 01:05:53,105 --> 01:05:55,065 [ Chinese speaking Continues ] 667 01:06:04,490 --> 01:06:08,411 No! I lost? One more. 668 01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:17,085 Oh, no! Oh, yeah! 669 01:06:19,045 --> 01:06:21,047 I'm so lost, John. 670 01:06:22,715 --> 01:06:24,676 Ninety percent of the time, I don't even know... 671 01:06:24,801 --> 01:06:26,761 what I'm doin' out here in the West. 672 01:06:26,886 --> 01:06:29,180 - [ Horse Whinnies ] - Terrible outlaw. 673 01:06:29,305 --> 01:06:32,683 - No, you're a good outlaw. - Stop, please. I'm a screwup. 674 01:06:32,808 --> 01:06:36,603 - No, I am screwup. Look at my scar. - No. 675 01:06:36,728 --> 01:06:40,690 One for arriving late at a guard duty. 676 01:06:40,815 --> 01:06:44,360 One for dropping fighting stick. You good. I saw you. 677 01:06:44,485 --> 01:06:48,072 The only thing I'm good at is talking. 678 01:06:49,365 --> 01:06:52,368 - It's true. -John. 679 01:06:52,493 --> 01:06:55,370 - Huh? - Take your hand off me, John. 680 01:06:55,495 --> 01:06:59,082 Oh. [ Sighs ] 681 01:06:59,207 --> 01:07:01,209 One more game? 682 01:07:01,334 --> 01:07:05,379 No. No more drinking. That's it. 683 01:07:05,505 --> 01:07:09,550 - Uno mas? - No mas, John. No mas. 684 01:07:09,675 --> 01:07:12,094 [ Nonsense Continues ] 685 01:07:14,846 --> 01:07:16,890 Roy? 686 01:07:17,015 --> 01:07:19,476 Roy? 687 01:07:21,853 --> 01:07:24,439 - Are you coming? - Fifi? 688 01:07:25,565 --> 01:07:27,566 Uno mas? 689 01:07:30,194 --> 01:07:32,154 [ Burps ] 690 01:07:47,126 --> 01:07:49,086 - [ Glass Shatters ] - [ Burps ] 691 01:07:49,211 --> 01:07:52,673 So, who's your funny-looking friend? 692 01:07:52,798 --> 01:07:55,092 [ Chuckles ] I don't know. 693 01:07:55,217 --> 01:07:57,761 He's this crazy Imperial Guard I met. 694 01:07:57,886 --> 01:07:59,804 He's-He's really funny. 695 01:07:59,929 --> 01:08:02,932 -## [ Piano Continues ] - [ O'Bannon ] The guy's hysterical. 696 01:08:03,057 --> 01:08:05,601 We were just playing- Did you see us? We were just playing that game. 697 01:08:05,726 --> 01:08:08,687 John's going- [ Speaking Nonsense ] 698 01:08:08,812 --> 01:08:11,440 And I was going- You can't really understand what he's saying, but- 699 01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:15,777 Roy? Roy? I never figured you for riding with a Chinaman. 700 01:08:18,488 --> 01:08:22,450 Well, I'm not exactly riding with him, Fifi. 701 01:08:22,575 --> 01:08:27,621 He's not my friend, you know. I mean, he's a Chinaman. 702 01:08:27,746 --> 01:08:30,040 [ Fifi ] Well, that's good. 703 01:08:30,165 --> 01:08:32,960 [ O'Bannon ] I mean- And you really- 704 01:08:33,085 --> 01:08:35,962 Were you guys talking about who he was? 705 01:08:36,087 --> 01:08:39,549 - Let's talk about something else. - [ Woman Screams ] 706 01:08:44,637 --> 01:08:47,348 - [ Van Cleef ] Don't you look delicious? - [ Gasps ] 707 01:08:47,473 --> 01:08:49,892 - [ Wang ] What's going on? - Well. 708 01:08:50,017 --> 01:08:52,811 - You! - lf it isn't the Shanghai Kid. 709 01:08:57,941 --> 01:08:59,901 Here. [ Gasps ] 710 01:09:11,536 --> 01:09:14,498 [ Groans ] 711 01:09:14,623 --> 01:09:17,500 [ Coughing ] 712 01:09:19,168 --> 01:09:21,170 Thank you. 713 01:09:24,215 --> 01:09:26,175 Ahh. Thank you. 714 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,260 Uno mas? 715 01:09:28,385 --> 01:09:30,012 [ Woman Screams ] 716 01:09:30,137 --> 01:09:33,014 - [ Groaning ] -John, come on. We gotta get going. 717 01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:35,934 - The marshal's downstairs. - No, no, Marshal's in there. 718 01:09:37,644 --> 01:09:39,604 Oh, man, John. What'd you do to him? 719 01:09:39,729 --> 01:09:41,689 - Come on. Let's get going. - No! 720 01:09:41,814 --> 01:09:45,442 - I don't wanna ride with you. - Come on, John. Damn, you're a mean drunk. 721 01:09:46,986 --> 01:09:49,279 - Hi, horsey! - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 722 01:09:49,404 --> 01:09:51,740 - All right, it's time for a "yee-haw." - Yee-what? 723 01:09:51,865 --> 01:09:54,034 Shh, shh, shh. Roy O'Bannon special. 724 01:09:54,159 --> 01:09:57,036 We jump off, land on the back of the horse, yell "yee-haw..." 725 01:09:57,162 --> 01:09:59,539 and ride off, all right? 726 01:09:59,664 --> 01:10:03,209 Watch me and do exactly as I do it. Yee-haw! 727 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:11,466 Yee-haw! [ Groans ] 728 01:10:13,218 --> 01:10:15,887 Okay, hyah! Hyah! 729 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:18,264 - Hyah! Where's the head? -John! 730 01:10:18,389 --> 01:10:20,892 -John, get up! - [ Horse Burps ] 731 01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:23,561 [ Panting ] Tie 'em up. 732 01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:26,605 What happened to my horse? Is he dead? 733 01:10:26,730 --> 01:10:28,732 No, but we are, John. 734 01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:32,152 - Hi, horsey. You sleeping? - Get up. 735 01:10:34,696 --> 01:10:37,448 Hmm. 736 01:10:37,573 --> 01:10:41,744 Mighty impressive hardware you're packin'. 737 01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:45,914 Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted son of a bitch. 738 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,000 [ Groans ] 739 01:10:50,627 --> 01:10:53,505 - I hope that's him leaving. - Your turn. 740 01:10:56,049 --> 01:10:58,301 Thank you, Mr Van Cleef. 741 01:10:58,426 --> 01:11:01,512 Well, well. What have we here? 742 01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:06,600 Mr O'Bannon, I presume. 743 01:11:06,725 --> 01:11:09,478 Can I get a drink of water? I got cotton mouth. Aah! 744 01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:12,605 - [ Groaning ] - Don't mention it. 745 01:11:12,731 --> 01:11:16,609 And this must be the famous Shanghai Kid. 746 01:11:21,322 --> 01:11:23,824 - Chon Wang? - Lo Fong? 747 01:11:23,949 --> 01:11:26,034 You remember your old comrade-in-arms? 748 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,120 - Hmm? - I remember a traitor. 749 01:11:28,245 --> 01:11:30,288 [ O'Bannon ] I'm sensing some bad blood here. 750 01:11:30,413 --> 01:11:34,209 - Where is the gold? - Where's Princess Pei Pei? 751 01:11:34,334 --> 01:11:36,044 - [ Groans ] - [ O'Bannon ] Stop. 752 01:11:36,169 --> 01:11:38,171 Come on. We're men. We're not pinatas. 753 01:11:38,296 --> 01:11:40,339 Okay? And we're really hungover. 754 01:11:40,464 --> 01:11:42,675 We're not trying to be tough guys. 755 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,344 - You wanna talk about the gold, let's talk about the gold. - So, you have my gold? 756 01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,679 - Your gold? - Yes, we have the gold. 757 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:51,641 - Then where is it? - The gold's in a safe place. 758 01:11:54,269 --> 01:11:56,229 - [ Grunts ] - Is he telling the truth? 759 01:12:01,525 --> 01:12:03,527 No. 760 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:08,824 Ow! Nice, John. Way to go. Way to think on your feet. 761 01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:11,493 He cannot lie. He is bound by Imperial decree. 762 01:12:11,618 --> 01:12:13,661 Imperial decree. 763 01:12:13,786 --> 01:12:16,581 - When are you gonna learn you're not in China any more? - [ Cocks Weapon ] 764 01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:21,252 He will never learn. He can only follow orders. 765 01:12:24,213 --> 01:12:27,049 At least I still have my honour. 766 01:12:33,888 --> 01:12:36,599 Slaves have no honour. 767 01:12:36,724 --> 01:12:40,019 - [ Wang ] No! No! - Hey! 768 01:12:43,313 --> 01:12:46,233 Now you can never go back to China. 769 01:12:46,358 --> 01:12:49,027 [ Panting ] 770 01:12:49,152 --> 01:12:52,113 You blew it. Whoo! You blew it, man. 771 01:12:52,238 --> 01:12:55,950 You do not want to cut his hair off, trust me. 772 01:12:56,242 --> 01:12:58,536 Nothing personal, boys. 773 01:13:01,038 --> 01:13:03,207 My loyalty is to the emperor. 774 01:13:03,332 --> 01:13:06,460 Yeah, John, I heard all about the emperor. 775 01:13:07,669 --> 01:13:10,046 Must be a hell of a man. 776 01:13:10,171 --> 01:13:13,299 He's only 12. 777 01:13:13,424 --> 01:13:16,135 Are you kidding me? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck... 778 01:13:16,260 --> 01:13:18,888 ready to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped? 779 01:13:21,015 --> 01:13:25,143 By virtue of the authority vested in me through the territory of Nevada, 780 01:13:25,268 --> 01:13:28,563 I do hereby order these men to hang by their necks... 781 01:13:28,688 --> 01:13:30,648 until their feet quit kicking. 782 01:13:30,773 --> 01:13:32,775 [ Cheering ] 783 01:13:37,446 --> 01:13:39,490 You're goin' to hell, boys, 784 01:13:39,573 --> 01:13:41,784 and your horses are taking you there. 785 01:13:41,909 --> 01:13:43,911 [ Chuckling ] Tighten 'em up. 786 01:13:44,036 --> 01:13:46,496 [ Crowd Chanting ] Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 787 01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:50,583 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 788 01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:53,669 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 789 01:13:53,795 --> 01:13:56,005 [ Crowd Laughing ] 790 01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:59,258 - [ Chanting Continues ] - Hey! Watch it, you little punk. 791 01:13:59,383 --> 01:14:03,595 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 792 01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:07,140 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 793 01:14:07,265 --> 01:14:11,769 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 794 01:14:11,894 --> 01:14:16,107 -[ Snorts ] -[ Wang Smacking Lips, Clicking Tongue ] 795 01:14:16,232 --> 01:14:18,609 - [ Whistling ] -John, what are you doing? 796 01:14:18,734 --> 01:14:20,986 [ Chuckles ] 797 01:14:21,111 --> 01:14:24,156 - [ Wang Whistles ] - [ Whinnies ] 798 01:14:29,119 --> 01:14:31,120 [ Screaming, Shouting ] 799 01:14:34,957 --> 01:14:38,377 What the hell is goin' on here? Stop those horses! 800 01:14:38,502 --> 01:14:41,129 Stop them! 801 01:14:46,259 --> 01:14:48,553 Pull it! Pull it! 802 01:14:50,596 --> 01:14:52,890 [ Both Yelling ] 803 01:14:55,601 --> 01:14:58,812 - # I'm back in the saddle again # - Help me! 804 01:14:58,937 --> 01:15:01,398 # I'm back # 805 01:15:03,817 --> 01:15:08,821 # I'm back in the saddle again # 806 01:15:08,947 --> 01:15:11,032 Well, don't just stand there! Go after them! 807 01:15:18,831 --> 01:15:21,166 Will you listen to this creek, John? 808 01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:25,503 I've never noticed what a beautiful melody a creek makes. 809 01:15:25,629 --> 01:15:27,589 I've never taken the damn time. 810 01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:30,925 Look at these mountains and these trees. 811 01:15:31,050 --> 01:15:33,886 Hell, look at these green trees. Come here. I don't even know the names- 812 01:15:34,011 --> 01:15:36,388 We're gonna learn the names of these green trees. Come here. 813 01:15:36,513 --> 01:15:39,224 I want you to look at these. 814 01:15:39,349 --> 01:15:41,351 Can we not- John, what are you doing? 815 01:15:41,476 --> 01:15:43,687 Are you still worried about your hair? 816 01:15:43,812 --> 01:15:46,773 John, listen to me. You're very vain. 817 01:15:46,898 --> 01:15:49,859 By the time you're 70, your queue, your ponytail... 818 01:15:49,984 --> 01:15:51,944 will be as good as new. 819 01:15:52,069 --> 01:15:54,196 - What are you doing? - I'm leaving. 820 01:15:54,321 --> 01:15:57,199 Can we not take two seconds, John? We just cheated death. 821 01:15:57,324 --> 01:16:01,411 Come on. Let's look at these mountains for a second. 822 01:16:01,495 --> 01:16:04,789 - Okay, let me get my stuff. God, you're unbelievable. - I'm going alone. 823 01:16:11,003 --> 01:16:14,381 What are you- John, what are you talking about? 824 01:16:14,507 --> 01:16:18,302 - I heard you. - You heard me. Okay. 825 01:16:18,427 --> 01:16:21,388 At Goldie's. 826 01:16:21,513 --> 01:16:24,432 You said I wasn't your friend. 827 01:16:26,226 --> 01:16:28,227 John- 828 01:16:28,353 --> 01:16:31,147 Hold on a second, John. I was talking to a girl. 829 01:16:31,272 --> 01:16:34,567 - It was- That's taken out of context. That's not- - Roy. 830 01:16:34,692 --> 01:16:38,570 You were right. How could I ever be your friend? 831 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:41,907 I'm just a Chinaman. 832 01:16:42,032 --> 01:16:44,617 Hold on, John. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to- 833 01:16:44,743 --> 01:16:46,786 Sayonara, Roy. 834 01:17:05,094 --> 01:17:07,805 [ Explosion ] 835 01:17:19,608 --> 01:17:21,693 [ Explosions Continue ] 836 01:17:41,419 --> 01:17:43,379 Wait here. 837 01:17:55,682 --> 01:17:58,060 Please. 838 01:18:17,619 --> 01:18:19,579 [ Pei Pei ] You have come a long way. 839 01:18:19,704 --> 01:18:22,207 I hope the princess you seek... 840 01:18:22,332 --> 01:18:24,334 is worthy of such devotion. 841 01:18:27,128 --> 01:18:29,922 It is my duty to bring her home. 842 01:18:35,177 --> 01:18:38,513 I even brought her favourite book. [ Chuckles ] 843 01:18:41,641 --> 01:18:43,935 That's very kind of you. 844 01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,397 But what if you found the princess... 845 01:18:48,522 --> 01:18:51,900 and she did not wish to go back to the Forbidden City? 846 01:18:53,569 --> 01:18:55,529 Why would she want to stay here? 847 01:18:55,654 --> 01:18:58,949 Maybe she can do more for the people here... 848 01:19:00,158 --> 01:19:03,077 than she could back in China. 849 01:19:10,709 --> 01:19:13,086 Princess Pei Pei. 850 01:19:16,339 --> 01:19:18,717 Please, don't draw attention. 851 01:19:21,594 --> 01:19:23,554 Please. Stand up! 852 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,556 Princess, you have to come with me. 853 01:19:25,681 --> 01:19:29,810 I cannot. Fong cannot find me missing. 854 01:19:29,935 --> 01:19:31,937 Princess, I cannot leave you here. 855 01:19:36,024 --> 01:19:39,569 [ Pei Pei ] Please, stand up! 856 01:19:39,694 --> 01:19:43,656 Don't bow! Get up! 857 01:19:43,781 --> 01:19:46,742 Get up! 858 01:19:46,867 --> 01:19:48,994 You must go. 859 01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:52,581 lf I leave, Fong will begin to kill the others. 860 01:19:52,706 --> 01:19:55,167 It is my duty to bring you home. 861 01:19:57,252 --> 01:19:59,546 I command you to go. 862 01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:04,675 - [ Whinnies ] - Go! 863 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,803 Go! 864 01:21:12,612 --> 01:21:14,990 Reach for the sky, baldy! 865 01:21:15,115 --> 01:21:18,076 That's right. It's Roy. 866 01:21:18,201 --> 01:21:20,661 Am I interrupting? 867 01:21:20,787 --> 01:21:22,747 I followed you. So what? 868 01:21:22,872 --> 01:21:26,166 What am I supposed to do, let you wander off? You're a greenhorn. 869 01:21:26,292 --> 01:21:29,503 - You'll get killed out here. - [ Gunfire ] 870 01:21:29,628 --> 01:21:32,089 Come on! We gotta adios out of here, partner! Come on! 871 01:21:32,214 --> 01:21:34,716 Hyah! You gotta stick with me. 872 01:21:36,676 --> 01:21:38,678 Don't forget, we got a princess to save. 873 01:21:51,815 --> 01:21:53,775 [ Bell Tolling ] 874 01:22:02,992 --> 01:22:05,452 [ Tolling Continues ] 875 01:22:29,683 --> 01:22:31,643 [ Tolling Stops ] 876 01:23:37,286 --> 01:23:40,873 Give my regards to the emperor, Princess. 877 01:23:56,928 --> 01:23:59,389 [ Speaking Chinese ] Princess 878 01:24:00,433 --> 01:24:04,061 - Chon Wang? - Chon Wang? - Chon Wang? 879 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:12,819 - [ Weapon Cocks ] - That's right, Johnny Wayne is here. 880 01:24:12,944 --> 01:24:14,862 Hey, it's me. 881 01:24:14,988 --> 01:24:17,573 Why did you cut his hair? 882 01:24:17,698 --> 01:24:19,992 I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. 883 01:24:20,117 --> 01:24:22,244 - Go on, drop the gun. - [ Gun Clatters ] 884 01:24:22,369 --> 01:24:24,329 Now, slide it over. 885 01:24:34,213 --> 01:24:36,674 Is that her? 886 01:24:36,799 --> 01:24:38,718 She's pretty. 887 01:24:38,843 --> 01:24:41,011 Grab her. 888 01:24:42,805 --> 01:24:45,057 Come on. We'll take it from here, guys. 889 01:25:09,079 --> 01:25:11,206 John, what- John, get up. 890 01:25:11,331 --> 01:25:13,374 What are you- I thought we were past this. 891 01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:16,127 - Come on, John. - [ Speaking Chinese ] 892 01:25:17,837 --> 01:25:20,965 Do you see? He will always be a slave. 893 01:25:21,090 --> 01:25:23,133 [ Chinese Continues: ] 894 01:25:23,220 --> 01:25:27,220 You, as being the Emperor's guard 895 01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:32,520 is responsible to escort Princess Pei Pei back to palace 896 01:25:37,521 --> 01:25:39,481 This is the West, 897 01:25:41,608 --> 01:25:44,569 not the East. 898 01:25:47,197 --> 01:25:49,157 And the sun may rise... 899 01:25:49,282 --> 01:25:51,284 where we come from, 900 01:25:52,869 --> 01:25:54,829 but here is where it sets. 901 01:25:58,374 --> 01:26:02,002 You want me to translate? The princess stays. 902 01:26:03,712 --> 01:26:05,672 The princess stays. 903 01:26:05,797 --> 01:26:08,591 I grab the gold, you marry the princess. 904 01:26:08,717 --> 01:26:11,761 We both hang Fong and call it a day. Mission accomplished. 905 01:26:14,388 --> 01:26:16,348 Well, well. 906 01:26:19,893 --> 01:26:22,854 Nice to see we're all churchgoers. 907 01:26:24,314 --> 01:26:26,358 Son of a bitch! With my own guns! 908 01:26:27,734 --> 01:26:30,153 Sweet, ain't it? [ Chuckles ] 909 01:26:38,744 --> 01:26:42,956 How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. 910 01:26:43,081 --> 01:26:46,835 Only we ain't got no Mexicans. 911 01:26:50,588 --> 01:26:52,840 [ Speaking Chinese ] 912 01:27:03,642 --> 01:27:06,895 - [ Gunshot ] - No! 913 01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:10,231 Princess Pei Pei! 914 01:27:41,802 --> 01:27:43,762 [ Gunfire Continues ] 915 01:28:20,337 --> 01:28:22,297 [ Exhales ] 916 01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,218 - I hit you? - [ Van Cleef ] No. 917 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:29,762 But you're gettin' really close. 918 01:28:29,887 --> 01:28:32,390 You've almost killed me, like, 17 times already. 919 01:28:35,851 --> 01:28:37,811 Eighteen, nineteen, twenty! 920 01:28:39,521 --> 01:28:41,481 You're on fire today! 921 01:29:28,107 --> 01:29:30,943 [ Panting ] 922 01:29:31,068 --> 01:29:33,320 [ Gasps ] 923 01:29:42,287 --> 01:29:44,289 [ Gunfire Continues ] 924 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:53,779 [ Shouting In Chinese ] Captain, catch it 925 01:29:57,843 --> 01:29:59,678 [ Screams ] 926 01:30:22,782 --> 01:30:25,159 How do you survive out here? 927 01:30:25,284 --> 01:30:30,372 What's that supposed to mean? These aren't my- These guns are really weird. 928 01:30:46,637 --> 01:30:49,223 [ Gasps ] 929 01:30:54,645 --> 01:30:56,730 [ Clicking ] 930 01:31:05,404 --> 01:31:07,865 Oh, man. 931 01:31:07,990 --> 01:31:09,575 [ Speaking Chinese ] 932 01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:12,703 - [ Groans ] - Stay low! 933 01:31:15,247 --> 01:31:18,290 [ Speaking Chinese ] Princess, over here 934 01:31:19,513 --> 01:31:22,713 Hold it tight 935 01:31:24,714 --> 01:31:26,465 [ Screams ] 936 01:31:38,059 --> 01:31:40,645 [ Screaming ] 937 01:31:48,068 --> 01:31:52,406 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots. 938 01:31:52,531 --> 01:31:57,285 I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie. 939 01:31:57,410 --> 01:31:59,829 What's the matter, O'Bannon? Out of bullets? 940 01:31:59,954 --> 01:32:02,331 No, I got one left. 941 01:32:03,749 --> 01:32:05,751 Tell you what I'll do. 942 01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:09,254 I'll take out all my bullets but one. 943 01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:12,424 And that way, we'll be even. How's that? 944 01:32:13,884 --> 01:32:16,261 Okay. That sounds fair. 945 01:32:16,386 --> 01:32:18,346 You'd do that for me? 946 01:32:18,471 --> 01:32:20,974 Oh, yeah. 947 01:32:21,099 --> 01:32:23,809 [ Shells Clattering ] 948 01:32:23,935 --> 01:32:26,479 You bet I would. 949 01:32:49,917 --> 01:32:51,877 [ Bell Tolling ] 950 01:33:28,827 --> 01:33:31,580 [ Yelling ] 951 01:33:37,127 --> 01:33:40,713 - [ Groaning ] - [ Bell Tolling ] 952 01:33:47,136 --> 01:33:49,054 We come out on three. 953 01:33:49,179 --> 01:33:52,099 I know, but-but let me count. 954 01:33:54,851 --> 01:33:57,020 Fight with honour. Okay. 955 01:33:57,145 --> 01:33:59,063 Fight with- Okay. One! 956 01:33:59,188 --> 01:34:02,692 Two! Two and a half!. 957 01:34:02,817 --> 01:34:04,735 Two and seven-eights! 958 01:34:04,860 --> 01:34:07,571 Three! [ Yelling ] 959 01:34:13,910 --> 01:34:17,372 [ Yelling ] 960 01:34:26,672 --> 01:34:28,966 How the hell did that happen? 961 01:35:09,461 --> 01:35:11,463 It's a miracle. 962 01:35:13,048 --> 01:35:15,508 I am invincible. 963 01:35:16,718 --> 01:35:18,636 Roy! 964 01:35:18,761 --> 01:35:21,263 Invincible! 965 01:35:23,224 --> 01:35:26,310 [ Groaning ] 966 01:35:34,734 --> 01:35:36,694 [ Yelling ] 967 01:35:47,245 --> 01:35:49,039 [ Groaning ] 968 01:36:09,432 --> 01:36:13,394 - Now it's time for you to die. - Adios, partner. 969 01:36:27,491 --> 01:36:29,492 [ Groaning ] 970 01:36:39,168 --> 01:36:42,212 [ Both Panting ] 971 01:36:44,715 --> 01:36:46,633 Wow. 972 01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:54,182 [ Speaking Chinese ] 973 01:37:04,358 --> 01:37:06,359 Roy! 974 01:37:15,243 --> 01:37:17,203 He took the gold. 975 01:37:17,328 --> 01:37:19,288 [ Coin Clinks ] 976 01:37:31,674 --> 01:37:33,593 Is that all you care about is the gold? 977 01:37:33,718 --> 01:37:36,262 [ Sighs ] Shame on you. 978 01:37:36,387 --> 01:37:40,808 There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day. 979 01:37:40,933 --> 01:37:42,893 What happened? 980 01:37:43,018 --> 01:37:45,896 What? Nothing, nothing. I just killed him. How'd you do? 981 01:37:46,021 --> 01:37:48,940 - How? - What do you mean, how? I shot him with my gun. 982 01:37:49,065 --> 01:37:51,067 Come on. Tell me the truth. 983 01:37:51,192 --> 01:37:53,778 It was unbelievable. You missed a miracle. I had one bullet left. 984 01:37:53,903 --> 01:37:57,323 He had, like, a million left. He lied to me and told me that he only had one too. 985 01:37:57,448 --> 01:38:00,409 But-But when- But when he- 986 01:38:11,294 --> 01:38:13,963 - She's staying? - Yes. 987 01:38:15,214 --> 01:38:18,259 - Can I stand? - [ Chuckles ] Yes. 988 01:38:18,384 --> 01:38:20,969 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Gasps ] 989 01:38:21,094 --> 01:38:24,264 Reach for the sky, O'Bannon! 990 01:38:24,389 --> 01:38:26,933 That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. 991 01:38:27,058 --> 01:38:29,102 - That's unbelievable. - Roy! Roy! 992 01:38:29,227 --> 01:38:33,189 - Get back! - Stop, stop. It's Wallace. 993 01:38:33,314 --> 01:38:35,358 Hey, Roy, 994 01:38:35,483 --> 01:38:38,819 we know you been moonlightin' on us with that old yellow fella from the train! 995 01:38:38,944 --> 01:38:41,029 You guys, you stay here. This isn't your battle. 996 01:38:41,154 --> 01:38:44,825 - [ Wallace Continues Shouting ] - No, we stick together. We are partners. 997 01:38:47,243 --> 01:38:49,204 That's beautiful. 998 01:38:53,833 --> 01:38:55,793 You go out the back door. 999 01:38:55,918 --> 01:38:58,879 - No. - Don't worry, Princess. 1000 01:38:59,004 --> 01:39:01,048 I promise you, I will see you again. 1001 01:39:02,299 --> 01:39:04,801 That which you have promised... 1002 01:39:04,926 --> 01:39:07,971 you must perform. 1003 01:39:15,019 --> 01:39:18,545 - [ Speaking Chinese ] Protect Princess 1004 01:39:21,108 --> 01:39:23,401 - Get out of the way! - Why? 1005 01:39:23,527 --> 01:39:26,988 - Come on! - Why? What are you-- 1006 01:39:27,113 --> 01:39:31,159 - What are you doing? Are you crazy? - No, John, stop, stop. 1007 01:39:31,284 --> 01:39:35,871 They can't touch me. Something happened back there. It was a miracle. 1008 01:39:35,996 --> 01:39:39,249 - There's no way-- - [ Wallace ] Hey, smart-ass! Do you hear me? 1009 01:39:39,374 --> 01:39:42,169 Time's up, O'Bannon! It's the end of the line! 1010 01:39:42,294 --> 01:39:45,714 - We can take these guys. Yep, we can take them. - [ Gunfire ] 1011 01:39:45,839 --> 01:39:49,258 [ Wallace ] Are you comin' out or ain't you? 1012 01:39:50,635 --> 01:39:53,095 Gun. 1013 01:40:01,478 --> 01:40:04,439 You really are the Shanghai Kid. 1014 01:40:07,817 --> 01:40:09,944 Nice riding with you, partner. 1015 01:40:20,996 --> 01:40:23,373 We go out on three. I count. 1016 01:40:23,498 --> 01:40:25,708 No, I count. 1017 01:40:25,834 --> 01:40:28,544 We'll both count. 1018 01:40:28,669 --> 01:40:31,422 [ Together ] One, two, three! 1019 01:40:31,547 --> 01:40:33,674 [ Yelling ] 1020 01:40:34,008 --> 01:40:37,344 [ Gunfire ] 1021 01:40:40,180 --> 01:40:42,057 [ Yelling, Whooping ] 1022 01:40:42,182 --> 01:40:45,810 - Indians! Look out! - No! My family! My family! 1023 01:40:53,025 --> 01:40:55,402 - Friends. Brothers! - [ Wallace ] Roy! 1024 01:40:55,527 --> 01:41:00,824 I gotta tell ya, we always figured you for a dumbshit, but, uh, 1025 01:41:00,949 --> 01:41:03,993 we was thinkin' maybe you wanna come back and rejoin the gang. 1026 01:41:04,119 --> 01:41:06,746 - So, uh, what do you say? - Yeah, what do you say? 1027 01:41:06,871 --> 01:41:08,789 I think I'm just gonna wing it. 1028 01:41:08,915 --> 01:41:10,791 All right. 1029 01:41:10,916 --> 01:41:12,918 -And you are goin' to jail. - That works too. 1030 01:41:13,043 --> 01:41:16,088 [ Cheering, Whooping ] 1031 01:41:16,213 --> 01:41:18,131 How, kimosabe! 1032 01:41:18,256 --> 01:41:20,592 How, kimosabe! 1033 01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:29,058 [ Fireworks Exploding ] 1034 01:41:30,559 --> 01:41:32,770 Oh, it's nice to be standing here next to you. 1035 01:41:32,895 --> 01:41:35,230 I don't think I've ever gotten a chance to thank you for- 1036 01:41:35,355 --> 01:41:37,566 for saving us so many times. 1037 01:41:37,691 --> 01:41:41,611 I wish you could understand what- I feel like there's this gap between us. 1038 01:41:41,736 --> 01:41:43,738 It's like, I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. 1039 01:41:43,863 --> 01:41:46,240 You say "wampum," I say "money." 1040 01:41:46,366 --> 01:41:48,618 At a certain point, I just think-- 1041 01:41:52,371 --> 01:41:54,415 Shut up, Roy. You talk too much. 1042 01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:56,959 Did-Did- She just- 1043 01:42:08,261 --> 01:42:10,387 [ Horn Blaring ] 1044 01:42:10,471 --> 01:42:14,516 [ O'Bannon ] There she is, right on time, carrying a big, fat payroll. 1045 01:42:16,435 --> 01:42:19,604 - Oh. - [ Horse Snorts ] 1046 01:42:19,729 --> 01:42:21,981 I don't know if I'll ever get used to this one. 1047 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:26,360 Don't worry. You'll get used to it. 1048 01:42:26,486 --> 01:42:29,447 I can guarantee you, we won't get half as many girls being lawmen. 1049 01:42:29,572 --> 01:42:31,490 I know we're spoken for, but- 1050 01:42:31,615 --> 01:42:35,035 You never know what's gonna happen in a relationship. 1051 01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:38,872 I gotta get rid of my outlaw name. That's not gonna work any more. 1052 01:42:38,997 --> 01:42:41,499 Really? What would you call yourself? 1053 01:42:41,624 --> 01:42:45,962 I don't know. I mean, my real name's Wyatt Earp, but- 1054 01:42:46,087 --> 01:42:49,799 Earp? That's a terrible name for a cowboy. 1055 01:42:49,924 --> 01:42:52,301 - Why? - Bad. 1056 01:42:52,426 --> 01:42:53,802 - Really? - Bad! 1057 01:42:53,927 --> 01:42:57,222 -And John Wayne's a great cowboy name? - Roy, look. 1058 01:42:57,347 --> 01:42:59,057 There they are. 1059 01:42:59,182 --> 01:43:03,978 Yep. Look at those amateurs. That's my move! 1060 01:43:04,103 --> 01:43:06,647 Come on, Roy. Let's go say "howdy." 1061 01:43:06,772 --> 01:43:09,233 Let's go! Hyah! Hyah! 1062 01:43:09,358 --> 01:43:11,360 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 1063 01:43:16,782 --> 01:43:18,742 [ Whinnying ] 1064 01:43:18,867 --> 01:43:20,869 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 1065 01:43:26,707 --> 01:43:28,834 [ Man ] Scene up. 1066 01:43:30,044 --> 01:43:32,212 That which you have promised... 1067 01:43:32,337 --> 01:43:35,090 - you must perform. - [ Telephone Rings ] 1068 01:43:35,215 --> 01:43:37,175 - Hello. - [ Crew Laughing ] 1069 01:43:37,300 --> 01:43:39,511 He was part of your "rushimiant-" 1070 01:43:39,636 --> 01:43:41,554 What? Regiment. 1071 01:43:41,679 --> 01:43:43,681 [ Wilson ] He's one of your bandits. 1072 01:43:43,806 --> 01:43:45,516 He's one of your- He's one of your- 1073 01:43:45,641 --> 01:43:48,686 He was part of your regiment of "dentists." 1074 01:43:48,811 --> 01:43:50,854 Bandits. Dentists? 1075 01:43:53,732 --> 01:43:56,860 - [ Glass Shattering ] - Wow! Shit! 1076 01:44:01,698 --> 01:44:03,699 He didn't teeth brush this morning. 1077 01:44:03,825 --> 01:44:06,118 - What is this thing? - No! 1078 01:44:09,204 --> 01:44:11,540 [ Crew Laughing ] 1079 01:44:11,665 --> 01:44:13,625 You can't do stunts, man. 1080 01:44:13,750 --> 01:44:19,047 -# Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby # -[ Groans ] 1081 01:44:19,172 --> 01:44:22,925 - What's this princess like? - [ Bubbles Surfacing ] 1082 01:44:23,050 --> 01:44:28,555 [ Crew Laughing ] 1083 01:44:28,681 --> 01:44:31,558 I got air bubbles coming out of my thing. 1084 01:44:31,683 --> 01:44:33,602 Uno mas, please. 1085 01:44:36,521 --> 01:44:39,816 - Uno mas- - [ Crew Laughing ] 1086 01:44:41,359 --> 01:44:43,319 Thanks, Fido. 1087 01:44:57,749 --> 01:45:00,960 [ Together ] One, two, three! 1088 01:45:01,085 --> 01:45:05,005 - [ Yelling ] - Shit! 1089 01:45:09,093 --> 01:45:12,346 - Thank you so much, Princess. You're so good. - [ Laughing ] 1090 01:45:12,471 --> 01:45:15,932 Princess! Oh, I love you so much. 1091 01:45:16,057 --> 01:45:18,685 [ O'Bannon ] I'm talking to you! Turn around! 1092 01:45:18,810 --> 01:45:22,521 Ask me if I give a shit. 1093 01:45:23,554 --> 01:45:31,054 Chinese translation: Arigon 1094 01:45:31,655 --> 01:45:34,449 # I might walk a little funny but my walk is me # 1095 01:45:34,574 --> 01:45:37,118 # I might stutter when I talk but I say what I see # 1096 01:45:37,243 --> 01:45:40,121 # I don't agree with every other little thing that's proven # 1097 01:45:40,246 --> 01:45:42,873 # I do a lot of things that I shouldn't be doin'# 1098 01:45:42,999 --> 01:45:45,376 # I ruin everything you might've had in mind # 1099 01:45:45,501 --> 01:45:48,337 # I'm a consistent, belligerent solidified mind # 1100 01:45:48,462 --> 01:45:50,797 # Rhinestone freak Suburban style # 1101 01:45:50,922 --> 01:45:53,800 # I ain't got no money and I got no car # 1102 01:45:53,925 --> 01:45:56,344 # I might make par if it don't take much # 1103 01:45:56,469 --> 01:45:59,138 # I gotta ride very far 'cause I ride on luck # 1104 01:45:59,263 --> 01:46:01,724 # I stay pretty stuck in a rut like I should # 1105 01:46:01,849 --> 01:46:04,727 # And I do it for the love of everything's that's still good # 1106 01:46:04,852 --> 01:46:07,146 # I don't know why I come here # 1107 01:46:07,271 --> 01:46:10,148 # But I know I'll never leave # 1108 01:46:10,273 --> 01:46:13,068 # It's the only place I wanna be # 1109 01:46:13,193 --> 01:46:15,487 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1110 01:46:15,612 --> 01:46:17,989 # I don't know why I come here # 1111 01:46:18,114 --> 01:46:21,033 # But I know I'll never leave # 1112 01:46:21,158 --> 01:46:23,869 # It's the only place I wanna be # 1113 01:46:23,994 --> 01:46:26,497 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1114 01:46:37,298 --> 01:46:39,842 # I'm a long way gone but I ain't short-lived # 1115 01:46:39,967 --> 01:46:42,845 # I got knee-deep pockets that leak like a sieve # 1116 01:46:42,970 --> 01:46:45,347 # I give one tenth throughout the course of the night # 1117 01:46:45,472 --> 01:46:48,100 # And if I don't go home then I did things right # 1118 01:46:48,225 --> 01:46:50,727 # I'd like to settle down but I ain't that guy # 1119 01:46:50,852 --> 01:46:53,772 # 'Cause everything I ever did I always did on the fly # 1120 01:46:53,897 --> 01:46:56,274 # I stay stuck in the rut like I should # 1121 01:46:56,357 --> 01:46:59,193 # You know, I do it for the love of everything that's still good # 1122 01:46:59,318 --> 01:47:01,570 # I don't know why I come here # 1123 01:47:01,695 --> 01:47:04,698 # But I know I'll never leave # 1124 01:47:04,823 --> 01:47:07,367 # It's the only place I wanna be # 1125 01:47:07,492 --> 01:47:10,120 # Yeah, yeah, yeah ## 85594