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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,751 --> 00:00:36,876 KIKI, LOVE TO LOVE 2 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:03,667 That was good. 3 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:05,792 Good, good. 4 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,126 Good or what? 5 00:02:07,751 --> 00:02:09,667 - Like a bull? - A fighting bull. 6 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:10,834 Really good. 7 00:02:12,459 --> 00:02:14,126 Or more of a lion, or what? 8 00:02:14,209 --> 00:02:16,501 Do you want me to give you a score? 9 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:18,792 Really good. End of story. 10 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:22,126 - What's wrong, Natalia? - Nothing. 11 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:24,959 I was just saying... 12 00:02:25,626 --> 00:02:26,792 Well, just... 13 00:02:29,209 --> 00:02:30,042 What's up? 14 00:02:31,376 --> 00:02:34,167 I can't stop thinking about the petrol station. 15 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:37,334 Seriously, are you thinking about that now, Natalia? 16 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:39,501 It's over now. 17 00:02:44,084 --> 00:02:45,751 I didn't tell you everything. 18 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,917 I went to the petrol station with a 200€ note 19 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:55,542 to get change. 20 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:57,917 I'd had it ages and I wanted it changed. 21 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:00,459 I bought an ice cream but the girl wouldn't change it. 22 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:02,126 - You've nothing smaller? - No. 23 00:03:02,334 --> 00:03:04,417 - We don't take 200€ notes. - I've no change. 24 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:05,501 I'll take a card but... 25 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:09,126 A man came up from behind and grabbed me 26 00:03:09,209 --> 00:03:11,459 and asked the cashier for the money. 27 00:03:11,584 --> 00:03:14,251 - Open the till or I'll stab her! - I can't open it. 28 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:17,251 They started arguing and he put a knife to my throat. 29 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:20,584 At first I was really scared. 30 00:03:21,584 --> 00:03:22,792 But then... 31 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:27,376 I started feeling something down below. 32 00:03:27,459 --> 00:03:32,126 Like heat rising and rising and I didn't know why, 33 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:33,959 and I was getting aroused. 34 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:35,792 I was aroused. 35 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:38,959 And I was coming and coming and... 36 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:40,792 I came. 37 00:03:40,876 --> 00:03:43,042 HARPAXOPHILIA 38 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:45,876 ATTRACTION PRODUCED ON BEING MUGGED OR ROBBED WITH VIOLENCE 39 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:49,667 You came? 40 00:03:50,292 --> 00:03:52,209 I came right there, Alex. 41 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:55,126 You came, but how? 42 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:57,209 Like with me now? 43 00:03:57,584 --> 00:03:58,834 No. More! 44 00:03:59,501 --> 00:04:00,334 More! 45 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:02,626 I didn't know what was happening. 46 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,376 I couldn't control it, 47 00:04:04,459 --> 00:04:07,251 it came up from below and then went downwards, 48 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,667 it was the situation, not knowing what was going on. 49 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,959 - You came a lot? - Loads. 50 00:04:13,709 --> 00:04:16,501 I don't know, Natalia... I don't... 51 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:19,667 I don't know what to say... 52 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:20,876 Nothing. 53 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:22,376 You don't have to say anything. 54 00:04:22,459 --> 00:04:24,001 You just said that last week 55 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:27,709 you had the biggest shag of your life with another guy. 56 00:04:28,876 --> 00:04:30,417 What can I say? Nothing. 57 00:04:30,501 --> 00:04:32,126 I didn't see his face, Alex. 58 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:35,417 You get off sucking a foot, and I get off with that. 59 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:37,751 Sure, it's the same. Exactly the same. 60 00:04:38,376 --> 00:04:40,209 I can't tell you anything! 61 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:41,542 Honestly... 62 00:04:45,292 --> 00:04:48,292 My name is Paco. She's Ana. 63 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:51,292 We have a five-year-old daughter, 64 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:52,792 Luna. 65 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:57,667 - We've been together... - For eight years now. 66 00:04:58,042 --> 00:05:02,084 We aren't here because we have doubts whether we want to stay together or not. 67 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,292 - We don't doubt our love. - Good. 68 00:05:04,376 --> 00:05:05,542 I want you to think 69 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:09,209 about what could be improved in sexual terms. 70 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:15,417 He's a bit reserved, perhaps because he's Andalusian. 71 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:18,751 He's never been to therapy, he's got them all. 72 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,792 And in my case, I have, I've done a bit. 73 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:22,792 Good. 74 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:25,334 Things to improve? Well... 75 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:29,584 - Speak up. - Yes, we can talk about it. 76 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:30,667 Yes. 77 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,167 Her blow jobs... 78 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,042 aren't good. 79 00:05:38,876 --> 00:05:39,792 I think. 80 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,001 I mean... 81 00:05:45,084 --> 00:05:47,209 They could be better, you know? 82 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,459 I don't know. 83 00:05:54,626 --> 00:05:56,417 Anything to say to him, Ana? 84 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,501 No, it comes as a surprise. 85 00:05:59,584 --> 00:06:03,084 It's odd that he tells you, a complete stranger, 86 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:06,667 and he hasn't told me in all this time. 87 00:06:06,751 --> 00:06:09,209 It seems a bit like wasted time. 88 00:06:09,959 --> 00:06:13,292 He tells me how and I do it as he says. 89 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:15,459 It didn't come up in conversation. 90 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,667 She doesn't do it badly, I like it. 91 00:06:19,001 --> 00:06:20,167 But... 92 00:06:22,709 --> 00:06:24,292 She sucks the bell end. 93 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:27,834 The... the glans. 94 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:31,167 The... She licks it. 95 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:35,376 But I've seen on films it's more deep throat, not so... 96 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:36,251 You know? 97 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:39,042 The shaft is sensitive too, I don't know. 98 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:42,126 Can you remember any other fellatio 99 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:45,584 which is more satisfactory than what Ana does? 100 00:06:46,584 --> 00:06:47,626 Well... 101 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:52,126 Excuse me, isn't this more like individual therapy keep asking him? 102 00:06:52,209 --> 00:06:53,334 - No. - I'm asking 103 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:57,584 because I'm not sure I want to hear all this. 104 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,251 - I shouldn't have said anything. - Yes, carry on. 105 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:03,709 Say it and I'll change it, fine. Because... 106 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:09,667 It comes to mind, thinking out loud, perhaps... 107 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:13,001 My grandmother used to get jaw lock. 108 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:16,751 So perhaps, when it comes to doing, let's say, 109 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:21,417 doing it deep throat, I hold back through fear 110 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:23,334 of getting jaw lock. 111 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:26,167 That's what first comes to mind. 112 00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:27,459 - It could be that. - Maybe. 113 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:30,751 - He's got things too. - Come on, then. 114 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:34,584 - He doesn't take time, you know? - Yes. 115 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:38,167 He gets straight in there, as if I were a walking genital organ. 116 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:39,209 - You know? - Yes. 117 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,126 It's odd. 118 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:42,751 Please, stay calm. Take it easy. 119 00:07:43,209 --> 00:07:46,292 It is absolutely normal 120 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:48,917 in a couple that has been together for such time. 121 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,792 Of course, the flame dies. 122 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:51,584 But, 123 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:54,459 if there is wood, if there is a spark and a will, 124 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:57,126 everything can start burning again. 125 00:07:57,292 --> 00:08:01,126 There are hidden philias, desires which we ignore. 126 00:08:01,751 --> 00:08:06,084 I would suggest you investigate your own sexuality. 127 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:07,334 Trust me. 128 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:09,209 There's so much to do. 129 00:08:10,126 --> 00:08:12,084 You carry on. I'll start now. 130 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,876 - Are you starting? - Yes, but... 131 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:16,667 - Go on. - No, no. You carry on, I'll... 132 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:17,876 Slut. 133 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:21,542 Slut. Little whore. 134 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,126 No, wait. Better in... Better in... 135 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,001 Little whore. You're a little slut. 136 00:08:30,501 --> 00:08:32,292 I want you to fill me. 137 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:33,876 - To fill you? - Completely. 138 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:36,542 - You're turning me on, you know? - Me too. 139 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,417 You want meat and tomatoes, right? 140 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,459 - Do you like...? - I want some rod. 141 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:43,209 You want my rod, right? There... 142 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:52,209 - Say things to me as well. - Pig. 143 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:56,126 - I'm a pig? - A stinking pig. 144 00:08:56,751 --> 00:08:57,959 Stinking? 145 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:03,626 - Sorry. - What do you mean, stinking? 146 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,917 Is stinking nice? It that sexy, woman? 147 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:08,126 Stinking? 148 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:11,209 I don't know, it just came out. 149 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,417 Why? Do I smell or something? 150 00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:14,667 Come here. 151 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:18,667 - But, stinking... - Paco. 152 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,834 I can't believe it. Stop it, you're killing the moment. 153 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:26,417 - Take it seriously. - I was taking it seriously. 154 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,626 Well, you weren't exactly... 155 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:34,459 - I mean... No? - I'm taking it seriously. 156 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:37,376 Yes, but you say things too, don't you? 157 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:39,792 - You said things too. - But what I said... 158 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:42,251 If we're all so, so... 159 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,876 So playboy, right? 160 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,376 Fine. 161 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:48,751 - The doorbell. - Well, that's it. 162 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,417 - Are you going to answer? - Yes. 163 00:09:54,501 --> 00:09:55,584 Hi, is Paco in? 164 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,126 - Forgive me, really. - No. 165 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,459 What a scene. 166 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,292 I've barged in, Paco, and I'm not like that, you know that. 167 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:09,959 I really do apologise. 168 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,417 - What has happened? - Nothing has happened. 169 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:18,459 They are going to operate Weirdo's leg, Paco. 170 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:21,584 And the poor thing is having a really bad, bad, bad, bad time. 171 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:24,334 She fell to pieces and started to cry on me, 172 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:28,167 and I gave her a kiss. Paco, a little kiss. 173 00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:31,709 Well, Rebe went mad. Mad. 174 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:35,834 She started calling me "whore" and "slut"... 175 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:37,667 She's thrown me out. 176 00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:40,376 Over a kiss. 177 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,334 A little kiss, Paco. 178 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,459 After all I've done for her. 179 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:48,084 You can't imagine all that I've done for her. 180 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,834 When she asked me to piss on her, I pissed on her. 181 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,709 And I don't like all that, Paco. 182 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:56,167 God knows, Paco, I'm not like that. 183 00:10:56,292 --> 00:10:59,167 When she took to bondage, and she had me tied up, 184 00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:02,042 I was tied up like a pig, I did it. 185 00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:04,709 I... I did it... 186 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,667 because I wanted to as well. I must confess that I did too. 187 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,959 I did whatever she asked me, but... 188 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:13,292 Modern for some things, old-fashioned for others. 189 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:14,251 That's it. 190 00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:16,001 Did she ask you to piss on her? 191 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,542 To piss on her. 192 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,709 And she pissed on me too. 193 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:25,292 I hate to remember, Paco, the day we ate asparagus. 194 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,376 Asparagus makes it stink. 195 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,376 - It makes urine smell... - Yes. 196 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:33,334 - It does. - And it's immediate. 197 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,751 - Odd, isn't it? - Yes, it stinks... 198 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,292 It really stinks. 199 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:40,167 Asparagus doesn't smell, not even grilled, 200 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,084 - but it doesn't half cause a smell. - Direct. 201 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,417 Direct. Direct onto my face. 202 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:45,834 Right? 203 00:11:47,459 --> 00:11:49,167 My problem is, Ana, 204 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,792 I'm a very affectionate person. 205 00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,334 - I get affectionate quickly, Ana. - Always. 206 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:55,209 Always. 207 00:11:55,292 --> 00:11:58,209 After two beers I could snog my mother. 208 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:02,459 - But people don't understand that. - No. 209 00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:06,042 Madrid seems very modern. 210 00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:09,167 But Madrid isn't modern. 211 00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:10,501 No. 212 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,792 Remember when I came up from Seville, Paco? 213 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:18,042 I came empty handed. 214 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:20,042 My poor thing... 215 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:23,834 I didn't know how to eat pussy. 216 00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:26,001 And look at me now. 217 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:28,459 I've tasted all kinds, right? 218 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:30,584 - That's true. - It's true. 219 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,667 Do you remember when we hooked up at the Seville Fair? 220 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,334 - Remember? - Yes. 221 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:37,959 Have you told Ana? 222 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,417 - No. - No? 223 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:42,126 - Hasn't he told you? - No, never. 224 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,001 We were kids... 225 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,584 We were kids, real hippies, real hippies. 226 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:47,876 Do you remember? 227 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:51,042 - In the communist tent. - In the cubicle. 228 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,834 In the cubicle, round the back. 229 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:58,001 Hey, I haven't told you... 230 00:12:58,459 --> 00:13:00,167 I've got a job. 231 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:03,751 I've been working in a sex club for a month. 232 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,084 - As a whore? - A whore? Hell, Paco... 233 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,626 You tell me. 234 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:10,501 As a waitress, dammit. 235 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:14,584 As a waitress in a sex club, it's great. 236 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,917 - What's it like? - Have you never been? 237 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:17,667 No. 238 00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:20,459 Well, it's a kind of pub, a nightclub. 239 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:22,334 But there are theme parties. 240 00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:25,751 They might do swinging couples, 241 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,709 gays, lesbians, latex, fetish competitions... 242 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,834 There are sometimes strange things as well. 243 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,709 But generally, there's a great atmosphere. 244 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,709 I'm getting to know interesting people. 245 00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:43,001 The other day, Sánchez Dragó came. 246 00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:46,042 Your phone. 247 00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:48,959 Where the fuck...? 248 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,584 It's Rebe. Excuse me. 249 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,126 What? Wait a minute. 250 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,292 We don't make the most of Madrid. 251 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,084 Antonio? 252 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:38,292 Come here, come here. Come here, quick. 253 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,459 - Wait. - Yes. 254 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:45,167 There. 255 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:02,459 Antonio, you know I'm not ovulating. 256 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:05,751 Yes, but it seemed a shame to waste it, you never know. 257 00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,501 How was your day? 258 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:13,126 Fine. 259 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,084 It's always the same. 260 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:31,959 Two days before ovulating, 261 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:34,709 we do it in the morning, we do it at night... 262 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,459 In the position that you recommended. 263 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:40,292 It's been... I don't know, two years. 264 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,709 Almost two years, and it's tiring. 265 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,417 Yet I do everything. 266 00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:48,334 I eat everything, I hadn't eaten vegetables in my life. 267 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,459 Or fruit. 268 00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:54,167 I'm stuffing myself with folic acid and proteins. 269 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:56,459 I haven't been like this ever. 270 00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:00,334 Everything is fine, María Candelaria. 271 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,251 There is no physiological problem. 272 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:07,334 Look, what I want you to understand is that... 273 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,292 the body isn't a perfect machine. 274 00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:11,959 Sometimes, things simply don't turn out. 275 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,292 I can't understand. 276 00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:16,542 It's been two years, and for my head... 277 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:19,167 I'm in a state, a real state... 278 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,209 Do you reach orgasm during coitus? 279 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:25,667 Orgasm? 280 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,709 Do you usually have an orgasm when you have intercourse? 281 00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:32,792 Orgasm? I think I've had one. 282 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,667 When I have intercourse? Yes, I think so. 283 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,751 I mean recently, 284 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,709 since you've been trying to get pregnant. 285 00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,792 I won't mislead you, doctor. Not since I got married. 286 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:49,834 No. 287 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,084 Is it bad? 288 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,667 Perhaps we ought to look into that. 289 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:03,001 It's clear that the orgasm helps in becoming pregnant. 290 00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:08,834 The vaginal spasms help the sperm to reach the egg. 291 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:09,917 Of course. 292 00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:14,126 I'll bear it in mind. 293 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,626 Here, kid. Take this. 294 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,626 Go and get another one, it's broken. 295 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,292 - How did it go? - I don't know. Fine. 296 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,542 The endometrium is okay. Everything is fine. 297 00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:30,834 The cervical mucus? 298 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,084 That's just it, everything is fine. 299 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:35,459 Everything looks to be fine. 300 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,876 Well, that's good. 301 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,417 The only thing she said is that... 302 00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:47,459 it's easier to get pregnant if you have an orgasm. 303 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,126 You always have one, don't you? 304 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,376 That's it then. 305 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,501 That's it. 306 00:17:58,626 --> 00:17:59,417 Hi, kid. 307 00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,042 Carlota, how are you? 308 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:04,167 Who's going to kiss that face? 309 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,167 What? 310 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:09,042 - How did it happen? - She's done a poo. 311 00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:10,959 - I'll change her nappy. - Yes. 312 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,292 Okay. 313 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,876 What's wrong, Antonio? 314 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,167 César has just phoned. 315 00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:27,917 Paquito has been killed on his motorbike. 316 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,709 Antonio... 317 00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:35,751 DACRYPHILIA 318 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:38,667 SEXUAL PLEASURE CAUSED BY SEEING SOMEONE CRY 319 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,667 I've never seen you cry. 320 00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,917 Calm down, love. 321 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,501 It's okay, my love. 322 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,084 Okay. 323 00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:49,751 Okay. 324 00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:51,459 Okay. 325 00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:54,042 Okay. 326 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,167 What are you doing? 327 00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:03,001 Again? 328 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:06,209 Don't even think of it. 329 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,917 Don't dream of it. 330 00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:15,834 SOMNOPHILIA 331 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:19,042 SEXUAL AROUSAL CAUSED WHILST WATCHING A PERSON SLEEP 332 00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:24,501 Right, we're done. 333 00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:28,584 Sew her up, bandage her up and take her to the ward. 334 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,584 - Okay, Tramadol or Nolotil? - Tramadol. 335 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,626 Quite a lot has come out in the end. 336 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:37,417 The operation seemed to last for ages... 337 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:39,084 I don't know if you were slow 338 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:43,001 or I have to stop operating in high heels. 339 00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:46,709 What have we got tomorrow? 340 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,042 Two lipos and a vaginoplasty first thing. 341 00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:50,459 First thing. 342 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:54,917 I don't know how you can operate a pussy without having a coffee first. 343 00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:58,626 I haven't told you about Diana, my daughter. 344 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,584 - She's selling. - Really? 345 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:04,584 Yes, I'm really happy. I'm so proud. 346 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,167 She has her own business online. 347 00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:11,876 She's selling used knickers on the Internet. 348 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:12,626 Knickers? 349 00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:16,084 Knickers, knickers. Her used knickers. 350 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,459 She is. 351 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,667 She has her own website: Diana'sKnickers.com. 352 00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:26,209 Men contact her and she meets up with them. 353 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:29,584 She takes them off right there and hands them over. 354 00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:32,876 And I say to her, "Well, Diana, let's see... 355 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,042 How much do you sell them for?" 356 00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,917 She says, "They've paid" 357 00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:40,626 up to 150? For ones with a bit of shit on." 358 00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:44,001 I say, "With shit on, Diana?" 359 00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:46,876 She says, "Yes, they ask for all sorts. 360 00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:49,334 Requests vary from person to person." 361 00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:53,251 She talks in such a professional manner you're dumbstruck. 362 00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:56,251 "You're getting all wound up over nothing." 363 00:21:56,334 --> 00:21:58,501 It's a really common fetish. 364 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:02,334 "Sniffing the female is an ancient custom." 365 00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:06,292 That fuckwit gets anthropological on me. 366 00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:10,626 I felt like giving her a good open-handed smack. 367 00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:11,959 Sodding hell. 368 00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:15,167 Wait a minute, let me see this... 369 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,501 Now Gonzalo, he wants... 370 00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:19,792 an opportunity. 371 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,292 You'll drive your bloody mother mad. 372 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,042 You'll drive me bloody mad... 373 00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:35,834 Sorry, José Luis. I'm not well. 374 00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:38,251 No, I'm not well. 375 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:42,084 Neither Fentanyl, 376 00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:45,084 nor Propofol, nor anything. Right now, 377 00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:47,084 I've got to a point... 378 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:51,709 that I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 379 00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:54,626 I don't know what I'm doing wrong, because... 380 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,501 I don't know. 381 00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:01,417 Well, what about you? 382 00:23:01,792 --> 00:23:03,709 You look very tired, José Luis. 383 00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:06,334 - Are you sleeping well? - No. 384 00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:08,334 No. 385 00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,381 You almost fell asleep in the operating theatre. 386 00:23:10,406 --> 00:23:13,572 - I slept two hours. - What's going on? 387 00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:15,667 Well... 388 00:23:16,251 --> 00:23:20,042 I'll give you some drops which are stronger than Flunitrazepam. 389 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:24,334 Apparently it caused malformations in foetus. 390 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:27,084 A few claims from patients and they shit themselves. 391 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,792 But you aren't going to be a mother so take six drops. 392 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,751 Don't take more, because... 393 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,917 You might kick the bucket, like Michael. 394 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:38,376 - This is marvellous, you rest... - Maite, I'm not taking anything. 395 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:42,084 Do you want it to happen again? 396 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:46,876 By the way, how's your wife? 397 00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:50,917 Yes... 398 00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:52,792 Oh, yes, yes, look... 399 00:23:53,084 --> 00:23:55,251 In Chusmari's manor, with the master. 400 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:59,876 The year we met. We used to dance so many Pasodobles. 401 00:24:00,042 --> 00:24:02,251 - Do you like the Pasodoble? - No. 402 00:24:03,126 --> 00:24:06,542 - I don't know. - Of course, naturally. 403 00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:10,251 The Pasodoble is from one's roots, from the blood. 404 00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:13,501 You have to feel it. You can't get it with a passport. 405 00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:14,334 Yes. 406 00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:16,292 I don't believe it. 407 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:19,084 With the master here, the year we met. 408 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,501 Dancing Pasodobles. 409 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,084 I have another... 410 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,751 Yes, at Pipo's wedding, 411 00:24:26,084 --> 00:24:27,459 the two of us... 412 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,584 - No, no, madam. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 413 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,376 - No, no. - I've made progress. 414 00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:33,626 Madam! 415 00:24:33,709 --> 00:24:34,626 Madam! 416 00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:39,584 What's happened? Let me see. Paloma, are you all right? 417 00:24:40,376 --> 00:24:41,334 Up you get. 418 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,209 Up you get, Paloma. Are you all right? 419 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:46,042 Paloma? 420 00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:48,959 Paloma. 421 00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:52,209 Can't you see? 422 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,667 Sir, I'm so sorry. 423 00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:02,126 Don't worry, you know what she's like. 424 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,001 Okay. 425 00:25:03,334 --> 00:25:05,584 Sir, one question. 426 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:09,001 How much does a boob operation cost? 427 00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:12,751 - Do you want a bust implant? - Yes, sir. 428 00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:15,542 Between six and eight thousand euros. 429 00:25:15,626 --> 00:25:16,876 Okay. 430 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:20,917 But for you, we can do it for four thousand. 431 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,876 Right, sir. I'll save up. 432 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,542 - Very well. - Thank you, sir. 433 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,792 You're welcome. 434 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:57,876 Everything is okay. 435 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,501 I'll do it, I'll do it. 436 00:27:12,626 --> 00:27:13,834 Catalonia... 437 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:22,584 - Lore, what do you think of Catalonia? - Catalonia, madam? 438 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,126 Nothing, madam. Fine. 439 00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:30,001 - Good morning. - Good morning. 440 00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:40,376 How did you sleep? 441 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:42,667 Fine. 442 00:27:42,959 --> 00:27:45,001 Yes, I slept well. 443 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:46,876 Especially well. 444 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,626 Although it hurts a bit here. 445 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,334 As if I've bumped my head. 446 00:27:56,751 --> 00:27:59,751 - Sir, here's your coffee. - Thank you. 447 00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:06,959 I'm going, I'll see you later. 448 00:28:08,334 --> 00:28:09,251 Don't be late. 449 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:17,917 - Why not? - Nothing. 450 00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:22,376 - You must have said it for some reason. - No. 451 00:28:24,876 --> 00:28:26,756 - Are you sure it's nothing? - I said "nothing". 452 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,251 Don't, you'll rub my cream off. 453 00:28:32,709 --> 00:28:35,584 - Goodbye, Lore. - Goodbye, sir. Have a nice day. 454 00:28:41,292 --> 00:28:43,459 One thing. I've been thinking and... 455 00:28:44,251 --> 00:28:47,084 I think we can do the implants for two thousand euros. 456 00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:51,417 - What do you think? Good? - Good, sir. Thank you. 457 00:28:51,501 --> 00:28:52,459 No. 458 00:28:53,334 --> 00:28:54,084 Thanks to you. 459 00:29:51,584 --> 00:29:54,709 Right, you stay here, you've messed me up more than once. 460 00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:56,626 I'll be right back. 461 00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:00,334 What do you do? 462 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:03,042 I run my own business, with an associate. 463 00:30:03,126 --> 00:30:04,167 Events. 464 00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:06,334 I thought I'd told you when we chatted. 465 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:09,292 - And business parties... - Yes, party tricks. 466 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,292 I'm not into parties and alcohol or drugs. 467 00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:16,417 No, I mean... There are no drugs, as far as I know. 468 00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:18,126 Yes, and any hang-ups? 469 00:30:20,376 --> 00:30:22,042 - I don't know. - You must have one. 470 00:30:22,126 --> 00:30:25,459 Off the top of my head, I don't know, the usual stuff. 471 00:30:25,542 --> 00:30:27,667 Usual... like everyone. 472 00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:30,292 Like everyone, nothing shameful. 473 00:30:30,376 --> 00:30:31,042 Sure. 474 00:30:31,126 --> 00:30:32,376 - Do you? - Yes. 475 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,001 You see, since I was a child, 476 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,834 I've had a cloth that I call Wee-wee. 477 00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:39,959 Wee-wee? 478 00:30:40,501 --> 00:30:43,917 Without it, I can't sleep or calm myself down. 479 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:47,417 I take it with me everywhere because it has become 480 00:30:47,876 --> 00:30:50,251 one of my greatest pleasures. 481 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,042 For everything. 482 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:54,167 - Yes, sure. - Yes. 483 00:30:54,501 --> 00:30:55,459 Of course. 484 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:58,042 I'm very fussy about fabric. 485 00:30:58,126 --> 00:30:59,876 - I can see that. - Very particular. 486 00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:01,251 Polyester? 487 00:31:02,376 --> 00:31:03,042 I don't know. 488 00:31:03,126 --> 00:31:04,167 - You don't know? - No. 489 00:31:04,251 --> 00:31:08,126 - You bought it... any old how. - I don't know, I liked it. 490 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:11,292 Wee-wee is silk. But a bit of a silk mix. 491 00:31:11,459 --> 00:31:13,292 - Right. - It's perfect. 492 00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:16,917 Shall I show it to you? 493 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,501 What? 494 00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:19,709 The cloth. 495 00:31:44,376 --> 00:31:45,417 Here it is. 496 00:31:50,084 --> 00:31:51,001 Look. 497 00:31:51,501 --> 00:31:52,459 Close your eyes. 498 00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:02,459 What? 499 00:32:03,751 --> 00:32:04,917 Soft. 500 00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:07,334 I hold it like this, on this side. 501 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,542 Suddenly... 502 00:32:11,376 --> 00:32:12,501 TEXTOPHILIA 503 00:32:12,584 --> 00:32:15,334 SEXUAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS CERTAIN FABRICS 504 00:32:36,001 --> 00:32:36,959 What's funny? 505 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:40,751 Nothing. 506 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,792 - You're laughing at me. - I'm not laughing. 507 00:32:42,876 --> 00:32:44,751 It's something... 508 00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:49,167 intimate that I'm showing you and you shouldn't laugh. 509 00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:50,959 - I'm not. - I didn't laugh at you. 510 00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:52,542 I'm not laughing, honestly. 511 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:53,584 - Am I odd? - No... 512 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:54,501 I'm not odd. 513 00:32:54,584 --> 00:32:57,251 I've got my hang-ups and I'm different, but I'm not odd. 514 00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:00,667 Perhaps you're the one who isn't very different. 515 00:33:00,751 --> 00:33:04,834 I've seen lots of people like you, with your fringe and your moustache. 516 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,001 It's fine, really. 517 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,501 - No, it isn't. - Yes, believe me. 518 00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:10,376 I'm comfortable. Very comfortable right now. 519 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,376 Really, don't worry. 520 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,292 I'm fine here... 521 00:33:14,376 --> 00:33:15,792 Christ almighty! 522 00:33:17,001 --> 00:33:20,459 Well, today will be quick. Greta, Javier. Javier, Greta. 523 00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:27,501 It gave me... a real fright, to be honest. 524 00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:30,917 I'd seen some, but not that big. 525 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,251 It's enormous. 526 00:33:33,501 --> 00:33:35,417 I mean, I love animals. 527 00:33:35,876 --> 00:33:37,626 I studied Biology. I didn't finish it. 528 00:33:37,709 --> 00:33:40,001 I had an iguana when I was a kid. 529 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:44,251 I remember once I had it on my shoulder and it crapped. 530 00:33:44,709 --> 00:33:47,584 It crapped loads. It did an enormous crap. 531 00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:50,876 The crap was as big as its body. 532 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:53,084 Since then, every time I see an iguana, 533 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:57,417 I always imagine it's crap will be as big as its body. 534 00:33:57,501 --> 00:33:58,209 Roughly. 535 00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:01,084 It's as if I dump and it measures 180cm. 536 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,042 What? 537 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,292 The thing about the iguana. 538 00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:09,501 How long have you had it? 539 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:10,709 Greta? 540 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:15,626 - Are you okay? - No, no. What's wrong? 541 00:34:15,709 --> 00:34:18,251 Calm down, I just wanted to know its age... 542 00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:21,667 I can't hear you. I can't hear you because I'm deaf. 543 00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:25,251 The battery is running out, I'll go and change it. 544 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:27,709 And since we're talking about things, 545 00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:30,501 apart from the hearing aid, 546 00:34:30,584 --> 00:34:35,167 I'm a coeliac, my feet smell and I'm lactose intolerant... 547 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:39,792 There's a taxi rank just in this street, 548 00:34:39,876 --> 00:34:43,459 in case you're in a rush or whatever. 549 00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:52,292 I've got a present. 550 00:34:55,417 --> 00:34:56,209 No! 551 00:34:57,084 --> 00:34:58,251 - No! - Oh, yes! 552 00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:11,584 - What a time in London. - Oh, God. 553 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:13,167 What a disgusting village. 554 00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:15,167 Nata! 555 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:17,917 We're coming! 556 00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:20,084 - Gorgeous! - I love you! 557 00:35:23,209 --> 00:35:25,292 - How's it going with this one? - He has a name, 558 00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:26,542 Alex. 559 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:28,084 Really good. 560 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,709 I'm so in love, Asun. 561 00:35:31,292 --> 00:35:34,792 I'd never felt like this. I'm kind of connected to him. 562 00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:37,042 He spoils me, looks after me, 563 00:35:37,126 --> 00:35:39,251 I love him, he loves me, he treats me well... 564 00:35:39,334 --> 00:35:41,167 - Great. - Almost a year now. 565 00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:44,167 He's lasting a long time, then, given what you're like. 566 00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:47,777 He's going to ask me to marry him. 567 00:35:47,802 --> 00:35:49,802 - What? - On Saturday. 568 00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:52,084 It's our anniversary, we're having dinner. 569 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:53,542 I think he'll ask me. 570 00:35:53,626 --> 00:35:56,709 I'm longing for it, but I don't want it to show. 571 00:35:56,834 --> 00:35:58,001 But... 572 00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:00,917 You haven't told him about us, have you? 573 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:02,084 About what? 574 00:36:05,876 --> 00:36:08,084 I told him about the petrol station. 575 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,876 Are you stupid or what? 576 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:12,959 Why did you tell him? They needn't know everything. 577 00:36:13,376 --> 00:36:16,626 Besides, what was it? A bit of harpaxophilia? 578 00:36:16,751 --> 00:36:19,792 That's all, because they attacked you and we realised. 579 00:36:19,876 --> 00:36:22,334 - It's not just harpaxophilia. - Well, 580 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:26,209 you get dendrophilia occasionally when the summers are intense. 581 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,459 Nothing else. 582 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:31,001 I didn't tell Fernando anything. Nothing at all until over a year. 583 00:36:31,417 --> 00:36:34,334 I told him about gran, he still doesn't believe it. 584 00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:37,292 Well, I'm not like you, I don't think that's right. 585 00:36:37,376 --> 00:36:39,667 If you're too sincere, you'll get nowhere. 586 00:36:41,376 --> 00:36:45,251 Look, Pichu, I hope I'm wrong, but this guy won't marry you. 587 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,042 - Why? - He looks like a whoremonger. 588 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:51,834 - What? - I'm telling you, I know these things. 589 00:36:51,917 --> 00:36:53,917 You don't even know him. 590 00:36:54,251 --> 00:36:57,584 If I'm wrong, at your hen party, I'll wear a dick on my head. 591 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:58,834 There you go. 592 00:36:58,917 --> 00:36:59,834 How's Natalia? 593 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:01,251 Great, what can I say? 594 00:37:01,334 --> 00:37:02,709 Well... 595 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,667 Besides, Natalia looks to be a bit prude 596 00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:08,626 but then she surprises you. 597 00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:12,001 - You know...? - There's still a lot to surprise you. 598 00:37:12,084 --> 00:37:14,959 - Really? - Yes, these sisters are... 599 00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:16,501 - tremendous. - Yes? 600 00:37:16,584 --> 00:37:17,959 - Tremendous. - Sure. 601 00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:20,292 And it's not me. This comes from way back. 602 00:37:20,376 --> 00:37:22,792 It runs in the family. 603 00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:24,751 - Yes. - You know? 604 00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:26,167 I think I get you. 605 00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:28,459 There's nothing more to be said then. 606 00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:31,751 You know what I'm talking about... 607 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,501 - No? - Yes, yes. 608 00:37:34,584 --> 00:37:36,751 Look here, listen carefully. 609 00:37:37,126 --> 00:37:39,126 If they get something into their heads, 610 00:37:39,209 --> 00:37:41,459 you can't refuse, you can't say no. 611 00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:44,084 I almost got divorced. 612 00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:46,417 - Seriously? - Seriously. 613 00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:50,626 - Hi. - Hi, love. 614 00:37:50,709 --> 00:37:52,376 I'll leave this over here. 615 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:54,584 - How are you? - Chardonnay. 616 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:58,751 So, has he pestered you with the birds? 617 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,584 No, I like them actually. 618 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:03,376 Yes, I'm sure you think we're a mad family. 619 00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:05,709 No, no. 620 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,959 Which do you prefer? Alex or Alejandro? 621 00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:13,542 - Alejandro, I don't know. - Like Alejandro Magno. 622 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,459 - No? - Yes. 623 00:38:16,084 --> 00:38:17,126 He was gay. 624 00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:21,376 - Did you know that? - No, I didn't. 625 00:38:21,584 --> 00:38:22,834 Now you know. 626 00:38:23,917 --> 00:38:26,917 Well, when is the wedding? 627 00:38:29,084 --> 00:38:30,167 The wedding? 628 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,167 Well... 629 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:34,834 I don't think we're the marriage type, are we? 630 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,501 If you say so. 631 00:38:43,292 --> 00:38:45,209 Or are we, my love? 632 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:47,876 Yes, we aren't the marriage type. 633 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,626 - That's all. - Nata. 634 00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:56,042 I'm going to charge my phone, the battery has run out. 635 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,792 - Is she annoyed? - No. 636 00:39:01,876 --> 00:39:06,126 - She has outbursts. - Yes, the sisters have a temper. 637 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:40,917 What's he doing? 638 00:39:48,459 --> 00:39:50,542 This is a holdup! 639 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:55,042 - Mad! I'm mad! - You're... 640 00:39:55,251 --> 00:39:56,834 You're hurting me! 641 00:39:58,459 --> 00:39:59,251 Dammit. 642 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,334 It's me, Nata. 643 00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:07,001 I knew it was you, dammit. I saw you and I could smell you. 644 00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:09,001 Dammit, look. 645 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:11,042 Well I never! 646 00:40:11,417 --> 00:40:13,959 I don't understand. Isn't this what you wanted? 647 00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:17,334 - Not like this. - How? 648 00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:18,751 My love, it's okay. 649 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,209 How? Tell me. 650 00:40:21,042 --> 00:40:23,376 As always, you're... 651 00:40:23,459 --> 00:40:25,167 Not for this kind of thing... 652 00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:26,209 Come on... 653 00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:28,292 Hey, it's not funny, girl. 654 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:30,251 - Honestly. - No... 655 00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:31,751 Alex. 656 00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:32,792 Alex! 657 00:40:45,584 --> 00:40:46,876 Just look at her. 658 00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:49,292 If I'd known... 659 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:56,751 Fuck, he's cut me short. Fuck! 660 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:58,876 And? What do you reckon? 661 00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:03,584 The shorts from Tangiers aren't really fetish to be honest. 662 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:06,917 - I don't know what to wear. - The party is Latex Disco. 663 00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:08,876 - Yes. - The dress code is: 664 00:41:09,251 --> 00:41:10,792 - Latex... - We haven't got any. 665 00:41:10,876 --> 00:41:11,542 No. 666 00:41:11,626 --> 00:41:13,417 Fetish or complete nude. 667 00:41:13,501 --> 00:41:15,542 We aren't going naked, I'm not. 668 00:41:15,626 --> 00:41:18,001 - Fetish then. - I don't know what it is. 669 00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:21,584 High-heeled shoes... I don't know either. 670 00:41:22,459 --> 00:41:24,251 I'll die if I see someone from the PTA. 671 00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:26,542 Ana, if you don't want to go, we won't. 672 00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:27,709 Do you want to go or not? 673 00:41:27,792 --> 00:41:29,751 - No! - We won't go then. 674 00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:34,251 Good evening. Password? 675 00:41:35,167 --> 00:41:36,751 - Belén didn't say. - No. 676 00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:38,542 It's "Adela told me" but it will do. 677 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:39,459 Come in. 678 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,292 Come in. 679 00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:44,042 - Good evening. - Hello. 680 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:46,209 - So, you're Belen's friends? - Yes. 681 00:41:46,292 --> 00:41:48,001 Well, there's the dressing room. 682 00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:51,501 If you want towels or condoms, just ask me. 683 00:41:51,834 --> 00:41:54,042 - Thanks. - Okay, bye for now. 684 00:41:54,126 --> 00:41:55,209 Like this? 685 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,459 - Hello. - Hi. 686 00:42:00,542 --> 00:42:03,876 - Do I get changed here? - Yes, right here. 687 00:42:10,417 --> 00:42:12,251 - It's okay? - Yes, it's okay. 688 00:42:12,459 --> 00:42:14,751 - Don't leave your bag. - No way. 689 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:15,792 Let's go. 690 00:42:21,501 --> 00:42:22,667 Bloody hell! 691 00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:25,417 What's he doing? 692 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:32,459 Fuck, there are all sorts here. 693 00:42:33,334 --> 00:42:34,167 Carry on. 694 00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:36,834 I'm dressed like Heidi, I look like a... 695 00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:38,792 Ass, ass, ass, ass. 696 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,167 Bloody hell! 697 00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:45,167 Head for the bar, the bar. 698 00:42:57,209 --> 00:42:59,334 What shall I get you? 699 00:43:00,876 --> 00:43:01,959 Gin tonic. 700 00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:03,667 A short one. 701 00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,959 A short gin tonic and a Brugal and Coke. 702 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:06,959 Right away. 703 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:12,167 Bloody hell. 704 00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:14,542 Was that a girl? 705 00:43:15,584 --> 00:43:18,042 - Possibly. - That's a girl, Ana. 706 00:43:18,126 --> 00:43:19,917 Here you are. 707 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:22,084 Gin tonic and Brugal. 708 00:43:22,459 --> 00:43:25,792 Ten and ten, twenty. Fancy a tear drop? 709 00:43:25,876 --> 00:43:27,584 You don't come here to cry. 710 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:28,542 No, no. 711 00:43:29,876 --> 00:43:31,542 - Twenty. - Okay. 712 00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:33,667 You don't know what it is. 713 00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:36,001 They drug you and... 714 00:43:40,709 --> 00:43:42,209 One to the left. 715 00:43:42,292 --> 00:43:44,001 Don't look, don't look. She's looking. 716 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,792 Don't look, don't look. 717 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:52,376 - She's still looking. - Don't you look. 718 00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:58,459 Look, do you like those earrings? 719 00:44:01,209 --> 00:44:02,834 No, that's enough. 720 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,167 Don't laugh, Paco. It's a lack of respect. 721 00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:08,459 Stop it, they'll throw us out. 722 00:44:09,126 --> 00:44:11,542 Don't... Leave it out or we're going. 723 00:44:11,626 --> 00:44:13,751 - I'm going to the toilet. - No, hey! 724 00:44:18,126 --> 00:44:19,876 - A beer. - Okay. 725 00:44:23,501 --> 00:44:25,042 It's smoky. 726 00:44:26,209 --> 00:44:28,709 - Everything okay? - It is now. 727 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,751 - Are you waiting? - Yes. 728 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:40,709 Hey, mate, can I ask you a question? 729 00:44:40,792 --> 00:44:41,709 Sure. 730 00:44:43,167 --> 00:44:45,876 Did you play in the five-a-side league in Torrelodones? 731 00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:48,709 Yes, I played last year. 732 00:44:48,792 --> 00:44:52,042 - Last year. - Yes, only two or three matches. 733 00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:53,542 I played with you. 734 00:44:53,626 --> 00:44:55,126 - Really? - Yes. 735 00:44:55,376 --> 00:44:58,084 Do you remember the match when we thrashed you? 736 00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:00,917 - Hell! It was 3-0. - That one, that one. 737 00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:03,584 Yes, right. Of course. Yes, yes. 738 00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:05,709 We couldn't have been worse. 739 00:45:07,126 --> 00:45:11,084 Get on all fours, you whore, I've been watching you a while. 740 00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:17,792 - Want to try? - No, thanks. 741 00:45:17,876 --> 00:45:20,209 - Your turn, come on. - No, thanks. Really. 742 00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:22,834 - Go on. - I'm fine here with my drink. 743 00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,334 - It's easy. - I've got a glass in my hand. 744 00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:26,709 I can't, thanks. 745 00:45:27,042 --> 00:45:29,417 It's the first time we've come here... 746 00:45:29,584 --> 00:45:32,084 It's a curious place. 747 00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:35,542 - Are you going for a pee? - Yes, I am. 748 00:45:37,459 --> 00:45:40,542 - Would you mind peeing on me? - Sorry? 749 00:45:40,917 --> 00:45:43,209 Could you pee on me? 750 00:45:47,084 --> 00:45:48,876 No way, mate, I... 751 00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,417 Those kinds of things... 752 00:45:52,251 --> 00:45:54,917 I mean, I know people and that, but I don't... 753 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:59,209 I have respect, but I don't do it, I don't... 754 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:01,792 I mean, for friendship's sake. Without... 755 00:46:02,876 --> 00:46:06,417 We know each other, we've played five-a-side together. 756 00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:08,959 Yeah, sure, it's just that I... 757 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,334 I know it's daft, but... 758 00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:15,209 I'm not used to it, you know what I mean? 759 00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:17,251 It's not that difficult, dammit. 760 00:46:21,917 --> 00:46:23,417 It's just that... 761 00:46:24,501 --> 00:46:26,376 It won't come out, mate. I'm sorry. 762 00:46:26,459 --> 00:46:28,042 Okay, fine. 763 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:30,917 No worries. 764 00:46:36,209 --> 00:46:37,417 Did that hurt, sir? 765 00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:42,334 Fine. 766 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:45,167 - You have to move your arm. - No, I feel a bit dizzy. 767 00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:48,792 - Are you all right? What's wrong? - No, I feel a bit... 768 00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:50,542 Ana? 769 00:46:50,959 --> 00:46:53,084 - Ana! - Oh, Belén. 770 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:55,709 - What's happened? - I'm a bit dizzy. 771 00:46:55,792 --> 00:46:58,459 Come, come, come. Come and sit down. 772 00:46:58,584 --> 00:47:00,626 My God. What has happened to you? 773 00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:03,251 I don't know if it was the gin tonic, 774 00:47:04,417 --> 00:47:08,959 or that man and his buttocks... 775 00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:10,876 - Yes, it's all... - The heat. 776 00:47:11,334 --> 00:47:14,751 And the place is overwhelming, perhaps, the first time. 777 00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:15,667 Maybe. 778 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,917 - What a fright, Ana. - Yes. 779 00:47:19,001 --> 00:47:20,167 It was really. 780 00:47:20,751 --> 00:47:25,084 - Have you come on your own? - No, Paco is in the toilets. 781 00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:26,834 He's taking so long. 782 00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:29,917 Go on, mate, just a bit. 783 00:47:30,001 --> 00:47:31,251 - Fuck... - Go on. 784 00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:38,584 Hang on. 785 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,084 - There. - That's it? 786 00:47:41,167 --> 00:47:43,959 Don't leave me like this, mate. Go on, some more. 787 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:46,917 Now you're here, mate, give me some. Come on, mate! 788 00:47:47,001 --> 00:47:50,417 - Come on! Do it, mate. - No, you'll see... 789 00:47:51,709 --> 00:47:52,876 Go, go, go. 790 00:47:53,376 --> 00:47:54,417 So warm. 791 00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:56,751 Those gin tonics. 792 00:47:56,834 --> 00:47:59,084 My girl is young and doesn't drink. 793 00:48:05,167 --> 00:48:07,084 It's really warm in here. 794 00:48:07,834 --> 00:48:10,876 I'll tell them to turn on the air con, it's so hot... 795 00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:14,251 In the end... 796 00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,626 - Thanks. - No worries, mate. 797 00:48:22,501 --> 00:48:24,792 - I'm grateful to you. - That's okay. 798 00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:26,251 Okay then. 799 00:48:26,584 --> 00:48:29,709 Come over to Torrelodones and we'll play a quick match. 800 00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:31,917 - Sure, I'll see you there. - Okay. 801 00:48:32,001 --> 00:48:34,376 - See you. - See you, mate. A pleasure. 802 00:48:52,542 --> 00:48:54,917 - Well, if you ask me... - We'll go, won't we? 803 00:48:55,001 --> 00:48:56,876 - Yes. Come on. - Let's go. 804 00:49:42,959 --> 00:49:46,626 "Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles:" 805 00:49:46,709 --> 00:49:49,251 I leave you peace, my peace I give you. 806 00:49:49,542 --> 00:49:53,667 Look not on our sins, but on the faith of your Church, 807 00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:56,376 and grant peace and unity of your kingdom 808 00:49:57,042 --> 00:50:00,084 where you live forever and ever. 809 00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:01,167 Amen. 810 00:50:01,292 --> 00:50:04,084 "The Peace of the Lord be with you always." 811 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:07,001 - And also with you. - Let's offer each other a sign of peace. 812 00:50:17,084 --> 00:50:19,751 - Peace be with you. - And also with you. 813 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,917 - Do you want some water? - No. 814 00:50:33,501 --> 00:50:36,042 Antonio, dear, if you have to cry, cry. 815 00:50:36,126 --> 00:50:38,834 There's nothing wrong in crying, okay? 816 00:50:38,917 --> 00:50:40,626 I don't want to cry anymore. 817 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:43,542 Who loves you? 818 00:50:43,876 --> 00:50:45,667 - You. - There you go. 819 00:50:47,709 --> 00:50:50,084 Shall we watch a film to keep you occupied? 820 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:53,709 The one about the lad in the war, Life is Beautiful? 821 00:50:55,626 --> 00:50:58,042 Or the one about the Germans, Schindler's List? 822 00:50:58,209 --> 00:51:00,376 No, forget films. Football is on later. 823 00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:06,334 Antonio, you haven't eaten all day. 824 00:51:06,459 --> 00:51:08,667 Honey, shall I do you some tuna and onion? 825 00:51:08,751 --> 00:51:10,292 Come and help me to peel and cut it. 826 00:51:10,376 --> 00:51:12,876 - Come on. - No, I can't eat. 827 00:51:13,667 --> 00:51:17,167 You eat whatever, I'll have some melon or something. 828 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:28,834 Antonio. 829 00:51:29,876 --> 00:51:33,417 Look what I've found. What a shame. 830 00:51:34,876 --> 00:51:35,917 Look. 831 00:51:36,084 --> 00:51:37,334 What a pity. 832 00:51:37,917 --> 00:51:39,417 Not even thirty. 833 00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:42,209 Didn't smoke or drink. 834 00:51:45,251 --> 00:51:46,209 Well I never. 835 00:51:46,501 --> 00:51:48,084 Where's that from? 836 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:49,834 This? 837 00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:56,292 Do you know what his wife told me in church? 838 00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:58,501 She's four months pregnant. 839 00:52:02,209 --> 00:52:04,792 Antonio, darling. 840 00:52:05,126 --> 00:52:06,251 Okay. 841 00:52:06,584 --> 00:52:08,084 Let it out. 842 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,376 Okay, honey. Okay. 843 00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:13,542 Okay. 844 00:52:15,626 --> 00:52:17,876 - Okay. - What the hell are you doing? 845 00:52:20,084 --> 00:52:21,667 I'm not up to this. 846 00:52:33,959 --> 00:52:37,584 Yes, yes, my girl. Who loves you? 847 00:52:38,084 --> 00:52:39,667 You understand me. 848 00:52:40,667 --> 00:52:41,834 Blanki... 849 00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:46,334 "Whilst you live under my roof, knickers aren't sold in my house." 850 00:52:46,584 --> 00:52:49,126 Do you know what? She's gone to a friend's house. 851 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,792 She doesn't know me. 852 00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:55,459 Come on, Maite, the girl is an adult. 853 00:52:56,459 --> 00:52:59,042 She earns some money to pay for her studies, 854 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:00,834 she does no harm. 855 00:53:02,126 --> 00:53:03,334 What's so bad? 856 00:53:04,751 --> 00:53:06,126 She may enjoy it. 857 00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:09,917 We're modern with everything but our kids. 858 00:53:10,251 --> 00:53:11,209 Pass me the chisel. 859 00:53:14,126 --> 00:53:17,042 You have to respect the fantasies of others. 860 00:53:20,334 --> 00:53:21,126 God! 861 00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:20,084 Lore, what time is it? 862 00:55:20,167 --> 00:55:23,626 Almost one o'clock, madam. It's very late. 863 00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:28,251 - I've slept a lot, no? - Yes, a lot, madam. 864 00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:30,459 Would you like a coffee? 865 00:55:32,501 --> 00:55:33,751 Lore, come here. 866 00:55:34,209 --> 00:55:36,126 - Come, please. - Yes, madam. 867 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,751 Are you all right, madam? 868 00:55:41,626 --> 00:55:42,292 No. 869 00:55:43,792 --> 00:55:45,501 I don't feel well at all. 870 00:55:46,626 --> 00:55:47,292 No. 871 00:55:50,959 --> 00:55:52,876 Sit down a moment, please. 872 00:55:58,751 --> 00:55:59,709 Well... 873 00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:03,334 I feel odd. 874 00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:07,001 I feel as though... 875 00:56:09,751 --> 00:56:11,959 I have a sensation... 876 00:56:14,334 --> 00:56:16,209 Nothing, forget it. 877 00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:19,167 - Go and prepare some coffee. - Okay, madam. 878 00:56:25,209 --> 00:56:29,459 Sir, I think madam is suspicious. 879 00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:38,751 Of what? 880 00:56:39,626 --> 00:56:40,626 Suspicious? 881 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:43,126 Nothing, sir. Nothing, sorry. 882 00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:51,584 One thing, sir. 883 00:56:52,376 --> 00:56:54,834 Forget about the boob operation. 884 00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:59,042 I haven't enough money to pay for it. 885 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:05,126 - How much have you got? - Only one thousand euros. 886 00:57:05,584 --> 00:57:06,417 Right. 887 00:57:07,834 --> 00:57:11,042 - We can sort that out. - Thank you, sir. 888 00:57:17,501 --> 00:57:19,542 Tell me, have you got a boyfriend? 889 00:57:19,626 --> 00:57:21,042 - Yes. - Yes? 890 00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:25,917 - Has your friend got a boyfriend? - We have the same boyfriend. 891 00:57:27,001 --> 00:57:29,751 Luna, I'm getting out, I'm freezing to death. 892 00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:32,292 Look at my hands, all wrinkled, my God. 893 00:57:33,209 --> 00:57:35,876 It's so cold! 894 00:57:37,626 --> 00:57:38,917 Look at my... 895 00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:40,751 I'm freezing. 896 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:43,542 - Let's have a water fight. - Now? 897 00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:01,251 Was the tabbouleh nice? 898 00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:03,042 - Nice and cool. - Delicious. 899 00:58:03,126 --> 00:58:04,626 Incredible, really. 900 00:58:05,376 --> 00:58:07,417 Luna, you little bugger! 901 00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:10,334 No! Wait, mine doesn't work! 902 00:58:10,417 --> 00:58:12,501 - Take that! - No. Hey! 903 00:58:13,376 --> 00:58:15,751 My God! It's freezing! 904 00:58:15,959 --> 00:58:17,584 - Take that! - No. Hey! 905 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:18,834 I'm winning. 906 00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:22,959 Luna, I'll get stomach cramp! Please! 907 00:58:25,042 --> 00:58:28,292 Okay, okay. Luna! That's enough! 908 00:58:28,542 --> 00:58:30,209 Okay! Siesta, no? 909 00:58:30,292 --> 00:58:32,667 - It's late, it's hot. - Right, yes. 910 00:58:32,751 --> 00:58:35,417 Come on, Luna. Let's have a nap. 911 00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:38,792 No, Ana, I'll take her. I'll have a little nap too. 912 00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:41,959 Right, love, sleep time. We'll carry on tomorrow. 913 00:58:42,084 --> 00:58:44,542 Up you get! I'll take this little rat. 914 00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:45,917 Oh, my God! 915 00:58:47,209 --> 00:58:49,292 God, I'm so hot. 916 00:59:23,376 --> 00:59:25,417 Paco, we have to talk. 917 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,459 - What about? - Belén. 918 00:59:28,709 --> 00:59:29,751 She gets me going. 919 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,792 Gets you going where? 920 00:59:33,167 --> 00:59:34,584 She turns me on. 921 00:59:36,584 --> 00:59:37,834 I like her... 922 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:41,376 You mean you like her... 923 00:59:42,126 --> 00:59:45,417 in an erotic fantasy way or you really like her? 924 00:59:46,501 --> 00:59:50,334 In the sadist party, she gave me a bit of a kiss. 925 00:59:51,126 --> 00:59:53,709 - What, what, what? - A little kiss, Paco. 926 00:59:53,834 --> 00:59:58,626 She gave me a kiss and it kind of affected me. 927 00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:00,959 Since when have you liked women? 928 01:00:01,042 --> 01:00:03,126 No, I'm confused. 929 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:06,917 No, it's not that I... I don't know, I've no idea. 930 01:00:07,042 --> 01:00:12,084 As a girl, I remember kissing, to try. 931 01:00:12,167 --> 01:00:14,459 But not... I don't know what it is. 932 01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,792 Ana, are you telling me... 933 01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:21,084 you're a lesbian? 934 01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:24,792 - No. - That might be what's wrong with us. 935 01:00:24,876 --> 01:00:28,209 No, I wanted to tell you. I didn't want to keep it to myself. 936 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:31,334 We're doing that shit therapy like idiots. 937 01:00:33,709 --> 01:00:35,917 No, I'm sure I want to be with you. 938 01:00:36,001 --> 01:00:38,542 If I'm lesbian, I'll bear it. I don't know. 939 01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:45,376 - But... - No, leave me. 940 01:00:57,709 --> 01:00:59,667 Can you pass me the photo with no filter? 941 01:00:59,751 --> 01:01:01,711 - I've told you dozens of times. - I already have. 942 01:01:01,751 --> 01:01:04,084 - No, with no filter. - I'll send it, wait. 943 01:01:04,167 --> 01:01:05,001 Okay. 944 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,126 How nice. 945 01:01:08,126 --> 01:01:10,917 This will get me lots of likes, which is what I like. 946 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,876 Followers no, likes yes. 947 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:14,709 Of course. 948 01:01:17,292 --> 01:01:20,501 Adriana and David are getting married, and he's a haemophiliac. 949 01:01:20,584 --> 01:01:22,417 If they love each other. 950 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:24,292 Yes. 951 01:01:26,417 --> 01:01:27,876 I think the same. 952 01:01:28,667 --> 01:01:30,584 Darling, why don't you fart with me? 953 01:01:33,042 --> 01:01:35,501 Not that again. That's enough, please. 954 01:01:35,584 --> 01:01:37,084 - Why? - They don't come. 955 01:01:37,209 --> 01:01:39,001 Have you farted with others? 956 01:01:39,334 --> 01:01:40,292 No. 957 01:01:40,792 --> 01:01:43,209 I don't know, in my sleep maybe. 958 01:01:43,292 --> 01:01:46,334 I don't know, I think that when a couple 959 01:01:46,417 --> 01:01:48,876 crosses the fart barrier, things are progressing. 960 01:01:48,959 --> 01:01:51,542 So, you think farting 961 01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:54,459 is a sign that...? Give me time... 962 01:01:55,751 --> 01:01:57,001 and one day... 963 01:01:57,084 --> 01:01:59,792 I'll give you something else, look. 964 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,376 - Yes? - Yes. 965 01:02:01,459 --> 01:02:02,251 What? 966 01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:10,876 I don't know if you'll like it. 967 01:02:11,584 --> 01:02:12,917 I don't believe it. 968 01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:14,876 Really? 969 01:02:14,959 --> 01:02:17,209 - It might not be the right choice. - Yes. 970 01:02:20,876 --> 01:02:22,751 - Earrings! - Yes. 971 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:28,001 - I love them! - Tell the camera you like them. 972 01:02:28,167 --> 01:02:30,876 I love the earrings. 973 01:02:32,126 --> 01:02:34,542 - Can I ask you a question? - Yes, sure. 974 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:37,167 Have you ever been with a prostitute? 975 01:02:38,501 --> 01:02:40,501 Who told you that? 976 01:02:41,209 --> 01:02:42,084 That's a yes. 977 01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:44,376 No, but I don't know why you're asking me. 978 01:02:44,459 --> 01:02:47,251 - Yes or no? - No, I haven't. 979 01:02:47,501 --> 01:02:50,876 We went to a whorehouse in Tenerife, in Tacoronte once, 980 01:02:50,959 --> 01:02:53,376 to have a drink, but that was all. 981 01:02:53,876 --> 01:02:56,459 In fact, there was a girl called "The Syphon". 982 01:02:56,751 --> 01:02:58,876 Because she sucked them... 983 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:03,167 and squirted the sperm through her nose. 984 01:03:08,459 --> 01:03:10,709 - It's great. - Awful. 985 01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:16,209 Where did your sister get that about Alejandro Magno being gay? 986 01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:19,167 I don't know, she must have seen a documentary. 987 01:03:19,251 --> 01:03:20,542 That's my sister. 988 01:03:20,792 --> 01:03:23,626 Well, she's wrong, internet says he was bisexual. 989 01:03:23,751 --> 01:03:25,251 Got a coin for the car park? 990 01:03:27,626 --> 01:03:29,001 No, we haven't, no. 991 01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:32,917 We've nothing. 992 01:03:33,917 --> 01:03:35,792 Come on, you must have. 993 01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:39,751 Give him whatever. 994 01:03:44,876 --> 01:03:47,042 Here, thirty euros. It's all I have. 995 01:03:50,584 --> 01:03:51,959 You've nothing else? 996 01:03:52,084 --> 01:03:54,292 I said I've given you all I had. 997 01:03:59,959 --> 01:04:01,084 You've got something else. 998 01:04:24,459 --> 01:04:25,542 Wait, wait. 999 01:04:36,834 --> 01:04:38,251 Alejandro! 1000 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:40,417 Alejandro! 1001 01:04:41,334 --> 01:04:42,542 Alejandro! 1002 01:04:44,001 --> 01:04:45,459 Alejandro! 1003 01:04:46,167 --> 01:04:47,542 Alejandro! 1004 01:05:05,876 --> 01:05:08,917 When I was fifteen I liked my teacher. 1005 01:05:10,292 --> 01:05:12,376 At twenty, Italians. 1006 01:05:12,792 --> 01:05:15,584 Then you go the gynaecologist and you fall in love with him. 1007 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,876 Now I'm fifty, thirty-year-old guys. 1008 01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:50,834 Calm down, it's polyester. It's polyester. 1009 01:05:51,334 --> 01:05:54,376 It might be polyester. It's polyester. It's polyester. 1010 01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:56,542 No... It's silk. 1011 01:05:58,626 --> 01:06:00,626 It's silk. It's silk. 1012 01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:03,542 Calm down, don't do it. Don't do it. 1013 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,251 Don't do it. 1014 01:06:09,751 --> 01:06:10,709 Sorry. 1015 01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:12,292 Sorry. 1016 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:13,792 Sorry. 1017 01:06:31,459 --> 01:06:34,251 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 1018 01:06:35,251 --> 01:06:36,417 I'm great. 1019 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:52,542 - How many brothers have you got? - There are four of us. 1020 01:06:52,834 --> 01:06:54,959 - Have you got children? - No, I haven't. 1021 01:06:55,042 --> 01:06:57,501 - Why? Are you too young? - Yes, I'm young. 1022 01:06:58,917 --> 01:07:00,667 I can't tell with the Chinese. 1023 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:02,542 I'm not Chinese, I'm Ecuadoran. 1024 01:07:03,834 --> 01:07:05,376 You look Chinese. 1025 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:10,084 Oh, Toñi. 1026 01:07:11,876 --> 01:07:13,042 What's wrong? 1027 01:07:15,917 --> 01:07:17,042 What? 1028 01:07:17,584 --> 01:07:19,917 Hang on, Chink. The dog has escaped? 1029 01:07:20,709 --> 01:07:23,251 Toñi, the one favour I ask you. 1030 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:26,876 Listen to me carefully, 1031 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:30,792 Antonio must never know that I left the dog with you. 1032 01:07:33,751 --> 01:07:34,417 No. 1033 01:07:35,376 --> 01:07:38,334 Whatever happens, the dog has never been in your house. 1034 01:07:39,792 --> 01:07:40,917 Swear to me. 1035 01:07:42,001 --> 01:07:44,042 Let me hear you swear to me, Toñi. 1036 01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:49,584 If it turns up, call me. If not, don't call me, I'll call you. 1037 01:07:57,126 --> 01:07:57,917 Antonio. 1038 01:07:59,334 --> 01:08:00,376 Any news? 1039 01:08:02,084 --> 01:08:04,417 Any news about the dog? Has anyone called? 1040 01:08:05,376 --> 01:08:06,251 Where were you? 1041 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,584 - Where? - Where the hell have you been? 1042 01:08:09,584 --> 01:08:10,834 Sticking the dog posters up. 1043 01:08:10,917 --> 01:08:14,459 Bollocks! The dog posters? What's this? 1044 01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,542 Can you explain it to me? I found it in a dustbin. 1045 01:08:19,084 --> 01:08:20,167 Explain it to me. 1046 01:08:23,501 --> 01:08:24,792 Where's Blanki? 1047 01:08:25,792 --> 01:08:28,126 - Antonio... - What have you done with the dog? 1048 01:08:29,501 --> 01:08:31,834 You think I've done something to the dog? 1049 01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:35,167 - It kills me. - Don't lie to me. 1050 01:08:35,917 --> 01:08:37,001 Don't lie. 1051 01:08:38,626 --> 01:08:39,626 Antonio. 1052 01:08:40,626 --> 01:08:44,209 I swear by my grandmother's grave I don't know where the dog is. 1053 01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:47,501 I don't know what's wrong but you've been odd for days. 1054 01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:49,501 You don't fool me, something is going on. 1055 01:08:51,501 --> 01:08:53,209 What the hell is going on? 1056 01:08:55,001 --> 01:08:55,876 Tell me. 1057 01:08:58,209 --> 01:09:00,251 Antonio, I don't know how to. 1058 01:09:00,334 --> 01:09:03,042 I knew there was something. I knew it. 1059 01:09:08,959 --> 01:09:11,501 I should have told you the first day, Antonio. 1060 01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:13,001 I'm dead scared. 1061 01:09:15,042 --> 01:09:16,167 I'm not well. 1062 01:09:20,251 --> 01:09:21,667 I'm ill. 1063 01:09:23,251 --> 01:09:24,334 It's not cancer... 1064 01:09:29,834 --> 01:09:30,667 Cancer? 1065 01:09:33,459 --> 01:09:35,292 Yes, it's cancer. 1066 01:09:36,126 --> 01:09:38,209 They've found a lump in my breast, 1067 01:09:38,292 --> 01:09:40,751 they're doing tests and things, but... 1068 01:09:42,334 --> 01:09:43,292 It's cancer. 1069 01:09:48,334 --> 01:09:49,751 I'm so sorry. 1070 01:09:58,959 --> 01:10:01,292 Everything will be all right. You'll see. 1071 01:10:01,376 --> 01:10:03,709 It doesn't look good, Antonio. 1072 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,542 No. 1073 01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:08,667 - No. - No. 1074 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,251 Antonio, Antonio, Antonio... 1075 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:15,917 Antonio! 1076 01:10:18,084 --> 01:10:19,001 Password. 1077 01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:21,292 Stop messing. Open up, it's me. 1078 01:10:24,542 --> 01:10:26,917 - Can I talk to you a minute? - Yes. 1079 01:10:27,001 --> 01:10:29,876 There's a furry party, but come in. 1080 01:10:34,292 --> 01:10:38,084 - These guys? - They like this lark. 1081 01:10:41,501 --> 01:10:42,792 What's up, Paco? You've got me... 1082 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:45,501 - Hasn't Ana said anything? - Ana? No, what about? 1083 01:10:45,584 --> 01:10:46,709 No? 1084 01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:48,834 What's happened? 1085 01:10:49,001 --> 01:10:53,334 No, this afternoon she told me... that you turn her on. 1086 01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:55,334 - What? - She likes you. 1087 01:10:55,417 --> 01:10:57,709 She gets horny with you. 1088 01:10:57,792 --> 01:10:59,709 - Me? - You, you. 1089 01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:01,917 Seriously? 1090 01:11:02,001 --> 01:11:04,126 How sweet. I can't believe it. 1091 01:11:04,209 --> 01:11:05,542 What did she say about me? 1092 01:11:05,626 --> 01:11:08,417 I had an erotic dream about her the other day. 1093 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:11,167 But real, real, real. 1094 01:11:11,292 --> 01:11:14,167 We sucked boobs and ate pussy on your terrace. 1095 01:11:14,251 --> 01:11:15,251 Like real. 1096 01:11:15,334 --> 01:11:18,292 Titch, do you think what I'm telling you is normal? 1097 01:11:18,376 --> 01:11:20,084 Sorry, it wasn't the right time. 1098 01:11:21,001 --> 01:11:25,417 - How did all this come about? - I don't know, you tell me. 1099 01:11:26,501 --> 01:11:27,876 You kissed her, 1100 01:11:27,959 --> 01:11:29,584 the other night in here. 1101 01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:31,584 - Again, again... - No, Belén. 1102 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,126 No, Paco, again? 1103 01:11:33,251 --> 01:11:34,751 - Again? - We know each other. 1104 01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:37,126 Exactly, we know each other. I can't believe it. 1105 01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:39,959 I kissed her, Paco, I kissed your wife, 1106 01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:42,834 she was stumbling around in a real dizzy state. 1107 01:11:42,917 --> 01:11:45,334 A kiss to comfort her, not... 1108 01:11:45,751 --> 01:11:48,042 A comfort kiss, a... 1109 01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:51,167 No tongue or... Like this... 1110 01:11:55,584 --> 01:11:58,917 Girl, don't kiss me, I'm already in a mess, 1111 01:11:59,001 --> 01:12:02,251 - and this tops it all. - Sorry, sorry. 1112 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:05,126 - Sorry. - People don't keep to the rules. 1113 01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:07,709 Honey, 1114 01:12:08,834 --> 01:12:12,459 put this on at least, you're the odd one out. 1115 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:17,292 When did she start? 1116 01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:21,667 - Did she...? - She never has, as far as I know. 1117 01:12:21,876 --> 01:12:25,084 She isn't lesbian with me, she's normal with me. 1118 01:12:25,167 --> 01:12:26,584 But, have you ever...? 1119 01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:30,792 I mean, there are sometimes signs, right? 1120 01:12:30,876 --> 01:12:32,709 - Signs of what? - Signs... 1121 01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:36,584 that she likes women perhaps. 1122 01:12:37,709 --> 01:12:40,834 Other than her strange way of giving me a blow job. 1123 01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:44,417 No, Belén. No, no, no, no, no. 1124 01:12:44,542 --> 01:12:46,709 I'm not saying... No, no, no. 1125 01:12:47,584 --> 01:12:51,084 No, no, listen, honey. She might be bi. 1126 01:12:51,251 --> 01:12:52,251 Bi? 1127 01:12:54,959 --> 01:12:56,876 I hope so, you know what I mean? 1128 01:12:57,792 --> 01:12:58,751 I hope so. 1129 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:01,959 Hey, please, no. 1130 01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:05,084 Hey, I'm telling you. If you want lemons, ask me for them. 1131 01:13:05,167 --> 01:13:06,876 They take lemons like... 1132 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:15,001 I think the one in pink is Lucia Etxebarria. 1133 01:13:16,834 --> 01:13:19,167 - Go to bed with her. - With who? 1134 01:13:19,251 --> 01:13:21,251 With Ana. Go to bed with her. 1135 01:13:21,751 --> 01:13:22,501 What? 1136 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:24,792 - Belén, listen a minute. - Paco... 1137 01:13:24,876 --> 01:13:28,167 Listen to me, titch. She has to try it. 1138 01:13:28,334 --> 01:13:31,417 And who better than you, girl? You're a pal. 1139 01:13:31,501 --> 01:13:34,584 Titch, you've touched a lot. You know how to touch, 1140 01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:38,292 - and you can tell if she is or not. - Paco, those games... 1141 01:13:39,751 --> 01:13:44,417 I get affectionate too soon. I fall in love quickly, I can't... 1142 01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:47,251 Belén, I'm pleading you. 1143 01:13:48,626 --> 01:13:50,501 Do you think I'm not scared? 1144 01:13:51,584 --> 01:13:53,126 I'm scared shitless. 1145 01:13:57,209 --> 01:13:58,292 Paco, honey, 1146 01:13:59,501 --> 01:14:02,792 you've put me up in your house, given me a roof, food... 1147 01:14:04,209 --> 01:14:06,334 If you want me to go to bed with your wife, 1148 01:14:06,417 --> 01:14:09,417 I'll go to bed with her, nothing more to be said. 1149 01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:12,626 Come on, my sweetie. 1150 01:14:14,042 --> 01:14:15,959 - Again. - Sorry. 1151 01:14:16,459 --> 01:14:18,834 Come on, let's have a drink. 1152 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:21,001 No, no, no. These are very big. 1153 01:14:21,751 --> 01:14:23,876 They wouldn't look right on you. 1154 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:26,667 But please, sir, I want to have big boobs. 1155 01:14:26,751 --> 01:14:29,209 Have you seen this cup size? Heads up. 1156 01:14:32,667 --> 01:14:34,084 Where have you been? 1157 01:14:36,042 --> 01:14:38,709 In the clinic. What's wrong? 1158 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:40,667 That's what I say, what's wrong? 1159 01:14:40,751 --> 01:14:42,459 - Nothing. - Nothing? 1160 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:45,167 Well then, you can explain this to me. 1161 01:14:45,834 --> 01:14:47,001 This. 1162 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:51,001 Lingerie, 150? 1163 01:14:52,917 --> 01:14:55,834 Body oils, 65? 1164 01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:58,084 Erotic toys, 200? 1165 01:14:59,709 --> 01:15:01,251 What's this, José Luis? 1166 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,292 Do you think I'm daft? 1167 01:15:17,876 --> 01:15:20,501 Who is she? Is she from the clinic? 1168 01:15:26,459 --> 01:15:27,834 Is she younger than me? 1169 01:15:30,376 --> 01:15:31,334 Prettier? 1170 01:15:35,001 --> 01:15:36,001 What's more... 1171 01:15:40,376 --> 01:15:41,334 a coward. 1172 01:15:48,209 --> 01:15:51,251 She isn't younger than you. Or prettier. 1173 01:15:53,417 --> 01:15:56,001 But she doesn't humiliate me or harp on at me. 1174 01:15:57,251 --> 01:15:59,709 She lets me hug and kiss her at night. 1175 01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:01,292 Son of a bitch. 1176 01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:03,917 Don't you realise, Paloma? 1177 01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:06,292 You haven't found out yet? 1178 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:07,959 It's you! 1179 01:16:08,626 --> 01:16:10,959 These drops make you sleep every night. 1180 01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:14,209 And I get pleasure from you. So much. 1181 01:16:14,709 --> 01:16:16,542 Almost like before the accident. 1182 01:16:19,126 --> 01:16:20,167 I could report you. 1183 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:24,042 You'll report me? 1184 01:16:24,917 --> 01:16:25,917 Report me. 1185 01:16:27,834 --> 01:16:29,584 What will you tell the Police? 1186 01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:31,501 What will you tell them? 1187 01:16:32,626 --> 01:16:34,459 That your husband kisses you at night? 1188 01:16:34,626 --> 01:16:35,876 Is that what you'll say? 1189 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:38,542 That your idiot husband stays awake at night 1190 01:16:38,626 --> 01:16:40,001 because he desires you? 1191 01:16:40,126 --> 01:16:42,126 That your idiot husband loves you? 1192 01:16:42,709 --> 01:16:44,834 Report me. Go on, report me. 1193 01:17:28,667 --> 01:17:30,251 Sir, sir. 1194 01:17:30,334 --> 01:17:32,667 Our thing will still go ahead, won't it? 1195 01:17:32,917 --> 01:17:33,709 Okay. 1196 01:17:41,126 --> 01:17:42,501 - Antonio? - Where are you? 1197 01:17:42,584 --> 01:17:44,667 I'm going for the test results. 1198 01:17:44,751 --> 01:17:46,959 - To hospital on your own? - I want to go alone. 1199 01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:49,209 - I would've gone with you. - No, I'll call you later. 1200 01:17:49,292 --> 01:17:52,209 - I'll call you and tell you. - Call me. 1201 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:53,834 Yes, I'll call you later. 1202 01:18:27,084 --> 01:18:28,042 Thank you. 1203 01:18:35,459 --> 01:18:36,709 What's she doing? 1204 01:18:38,126 --> 01:18:39,001 What? 1205 01:18:50,501 --> 01:18:53,042 What? The fucking... 1206 01:18:55,084 --> 01:18:55,917 Fuck. 1207 01:19:05,334 --> 01:19:07,167 CALL ME, IF YOU LOVE ME. 1208 01:19:13,209 --> 01:19:15,209 Antonio, what's wrong? That message? 1209 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,376 Antonio, what's wrong? 1210 01:19:19,501 --> 01:19:20,626 Exactly, what's up? 1211 01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:23,792 - Calm down, Antonio. - Calm down... 1212 01:19:23,876 --> 01:19:25,042 Calm down. 1213 01:19:25,126 --> 01:19:27,251 I swear I was going for the results. 1214 01:19:27,334 --> 01:19:29,126 - I swear on my mother. - Yeah. 1215 01:19:29,626 --> 01:19:31,417 And they've sent it in a... 1216 01:19:31,959 --> 01:19:33,417 by WhatsApp. 1217 01:19:37,876 --> 01:19:38,876 I'm fine. 1218 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,917 I'm okay, I haven't got anything. 1219 01:19:42,001 --> 01:19:44,126 The biopsy was fine, everything was fine. 1220 01:19:44,209 --> 01:19:45,542 I'm clear Antonio. 1221 01:19:51,417 --> 01:19:52,334 Show me. 1222 01:19:53,709 --> 01:19:54,667 What? 1223 01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:57,126 The WhatsApp. I want to see it. 1224 01:20:05,959 --> 01:20:07,917 Candela! Candela! 1225 01:20:15,834 --> 01:20:16,876 Hello. 1226 01:20:18,626 --> 01:20:20,792 María Candelaria Rodríguez Costa. 1227 01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,792 - That's me. - Are you her husband? 1228 01:20:25,084 --> 01:20:28,876 Well, it looks as though you are responsible for her fainting. 1229 01:20:29,126 --> 01:20:31,334 - Me? - She's pregnant. 1230 01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:32,292 What? 1231 01:20:33,417 --> 01:20:34,626 Congratulations. 1232 01:20:38,876 --> 01:20:42,167 - Excuse me, room 203? - Yes, over there. 1233 01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:44,876 - The second on the left. - Thank you. 1234 01:20:49,292 --> 01:20:50,501 Alejandro. 1235 01:20:51,084 --> 01:20:52,251 Alex. 1236 01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:00,792 What happened? 1237 01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:03,376 Last night, 1238 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:07,709 when we went to the car park, we were robbed and you bumped your head. 1239 01:21:08,459 --> 01:21:11,334 But there's nothing wrong, everything is okay. 1240 01:21:11,417 --> 01:21:13,334 There is something wrong, Nata. 1241 01:21:15,626 --> 01:21:17,251 I prepared it all. 1242 01:21:18,251 --> 01:21:19,501 Yes, I know. 1243 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,251 Fuck. 1244 01:21:23,834 --> 01:21:26,001 We'd practised it loads of times. 1245 01:21:26,084 --> 01:21:29,209 What's more, they were good actors from drama school. 1246 01:21:29,292 --> 01:21:31,626 I think I overacted, Natalia. 1247 01:21:31,709 --> 01:21:34,959 They were meant to hit me with a fake bottle. 1248 01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,626 I don't know what happened, because my nose... 1249 01:21:37,709 --> 01:21:40,584 That doesn't matter, I have to tell you something. 1250 01:21:41,376 --> 01:21:42,459 What? 1251 01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:45,084 I have to tell you something and I don't know how, 1252 01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:48,126 because it's embarrassing, but I have to tell you. 1253 01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:49,834 Natalia, don't scare me. 1254 01:21:54,209 --> 01:21:56,876 What happened to me at the petrol station has a name. 1255 01:21:56,959 --> 01:21:58,834 It's called harpaxophilia. 1256 01:21:58,917 --> 01:22:01,334 I know it's that because in my family 1257 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:05,667 there are a series of sexual paraphiles which are repeated in the females. 1258 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,417 For example, my grandmother liked cripples. 1259 01:22:08,501 --> 01:22:10,501 Do you remember my lame grandad? 1260 01:22:10,584 --> 01:22:11,459 Yes. 1261 01:22:12,126 --> 01:22:14,334 Or my sister, who has dendrophilia. 1262 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:17,459 - Are you serious? - I get it a bit in summer. 1263 01:22:21,251 --> 01:22:24,542 - What is it? - Well... 1264 01:22:26,001 --> 01:22:28,876 you get aroused by plants. 1265 01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:32,376 - Oh, my word! - By all kinds of plants. 1266 01:22:34,542 --> 01:22:37,042 Forgive me, please. I'm so sorry. 1267 01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:41,501 I should have told you before, but I didn't know how to. 1268 01:22:41,626 --> 01:22:44,001 - Now look... - Okay, Nata, don't worry. 1269 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:46,334 Nata, don't worry. It's fine. 1270 01:22:46,751 --> 01:22:48,834 - Okay? - I'm sorry. 1271 01:22:51,001 --> 01:22:54,959 What concerns me, last night, in the car park... 1272 01:22:56,251 --> 01:22:58,417 - Did you like it? - Yes. 1273 01:23:01,459 --> 01:23:02,667 But, did you come? 1274 01:23:05,709 --> 01:23:06,626 Yes. 1275 01:23:08,001 --> 01:23:10,167 - A lot. - That's it then, Natalia. 1276 01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:13,126 That's it. Pass me my rucksack. 1277 01:23:14,542 --> 01:23:15,626 - The rucksack. - Okay. 1278 01:23:15,709 --> 01:23:17,251 I've got something here. 1279 01:23:17,584 --> 01:23:19,584 No more surprises, please. 1280 01:23:22,167 --> 01:23:26,167 Natalia Figueroa y Dos Sicilias, will you marry me, 1281 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:30,417 fuck with flowers, come in car parks, 1282 01:23:31,751 --> 01:23:36,667 and fart with me the rest of your life till your grandmother do us part? 1283 01:23:42,917 --> 01:23:44,792 Yes, yes! 1284 01:23:46,334 --> 01:23:47,292 Here. 1285 01:23:57,876 --> 01:23:59,167 Sorry, sorry. 1286 01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:08,917 I'm going to have a fig. 1287 01:24:22,876 --> 01:24:23,917 I'm full. 1288 01:24:30,084 --> 01:24:31,834 I'm so tired. 1289 01:24:33,876 --> 01:24:35,542 I'm going to lie down for a while, 1290 01:24:35,626 --> 01:24:38,167 I'm working tonight and I feel a wreck. 1291 01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:39,209 Okay. 1292 01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:42,917 I'm going to... 1293 01:24:44,084 --> 01:24:46,584 I'll be with Rafa all afternoon, I'll see you later. 1294 01:24:47,334 --> 01:24:49,084 Have a lie down if you want. 1295 01:25:00,334 --> 01:25:01,626 I'm going! 1296 01:26:50,001 --> 01:26:51,251 POLYAMORY 1297 01:26:51,334 --> 01:26:54,251 STABLE INTIMATE/SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN THREE OR MORE PEOPLE 1298 01:26:57,376 --> 01:27:00,709 Hi, good afternoon, my name's Sandra. 1299 01:27:00,959 --> 01:27:03,501 Tell me the number you would like to contact with. 1300 01:27:09,167 --> 01:27:12,292 Welcome to Hot Bitches. Is this the first time you've called? 1301 01:27:14,001 --> 01:27:15,001 Seriously? 1302 01:27:15,126 --> 01:27:16,376 Sorry, are you there? 1303 01:27:16,959 --> 01:27:19,417 - Hello, good afternoon. - Hello, good afternoon. 1304 01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:22,167 I'm calling from a centre... 1305 01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:25,709 offering video interpreting calls for deaf people. 1306 01:27:25,834 --> 01:27:28,334 Fine, what kind of girl do you want to talk to? 1307 01:27:29,501 --> 01:27:30,709 Who do you want to talk to? 1308 01:27:31,042 --> 01:27:32,167 What are the options? 1309 01:27:33,542 --> 01:27:34,501 What are the options? 1310 01:27:34,626 --> 01:27:36,459 University students, big boobs, transexuals, 1311 01:27:36,542 --> 01:27:41,084 lesbians, Asians, dwarfs, droopy fanny, vaginoplasty, classic sadism, 1312 01:27:41,167 --> 01:27:43,834 and more contemporary sadism if you like. 1313 01:27:43,959 --> 01:27:48,584 Witch from the Middle Ages on a cross with five men torturing her? 1314 01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:51,834 Heterosexual blondes only. 1315 01:27:54,709 --> 01:27:55,917 Well, blondes then. 1316 01:27:56,001 --> 01:27:57,292 With blondes, please. 1317 01:27:57,376 --> 01:27:59,876 Hold the line, I'll put you through. 1318 01:28:01,251 --> 01:28:04,834 Hello, I'm Full of Life, but you can call me Full. 1319 01:28:04,917 --> 01:28:06,584 Yes, good afternoon, Full. 1320 01:28:06,751 --> 01:28:09,251 - You're a girl. - Yes. 1321 01:28:09,334 --> 01:28:11,792 It's my first time with a girl. 1322 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:15,501 - What do you want me to do? - No, it isn't for me. 1323 01:28:15,584 --> 01:28:19,542 I'm making a video call with a deaf person 1324 01:28:19,626 --> 01:28:22,209 and he's asked me to translate it into sign language. 1325 01:28:22,334 --> 01:28:24,167 - Deaf? - Yes. 1326 01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:27,626 Okay, okay, okay. 1327 01:28:27,834 --> 01:28:32,126 So, I talk to you, and you translate in sign language? 1328 01:28:32,209 --> 01:28:33,126 Exactly. 1329 01:28:33,209 --> 01:28:34,542 What is she saying? 1330 01:28:34,667 --> 01:28:37,209 I can say some words in sign language. 1331 01:28:37,376 --> 01:28:40,709 - I can say "cunt face". - Yes. 1332 01:28:40,792 --> 01:28:41,584 And ham. 1333 01:28:41,792 --> 01:28:43,792 - Good. - But you can't see me. 1334 01:28:45,917 --> 01:28:48,001 Hey, what's the lad like? Is he handsome? 1335 01:28:49,209 --> 01:28:50,626 Yes, yes, he's... 1336 01:28:51,751 --> 01:28:54,626 - He's cute. - Ask him if it's hard. 1337 01:28:54,751 --> 01:28:56,417 - What? - If he's got a hard on. 1338 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:03,584 Have you got a hard on? 1339 01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:07,084 Say yes. 1340 01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:09,417 He has, he has. 1341 01:29:10,209 --> 01:29:13,501 Tell him I'm going to put his enormous hard shaft 1342 01:29:13,584 --> 01:29:15,834 - in my pursed lips. - Fine. 1343 01:29:16,209 --> 01:29:20,251 Tell him I've got lips from the '20s, like a silent-movie actress. 1344 01:29:20,584 --> 01:29:21,751 Tell him. 1345 01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:27,876 Tell her to spit on my dick and lick it. 1346 01:29:28,334 --> 01:29:29,834 No, no, no. 1347 01:29:31,084 --> 01:29:34,792 Please, I'm a poor, lonely deaf boy. 1348 01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,542 You're very cheeky. 1349 01:29:43,709 --> 01:29:46,251 - Hello? - Yes, I'm still here. Tell me. 1350 01:29:46,376 --> 01:29:49,334 Yes, I'll explain, he wants you... 1351 01:29:49,584 --> 01:29:50,917 to lick his penis. 1352 01:29:51,001 --> 01:29:53,959 Of course I'll lick his penis, I'll put it in my mouth. 1353 01:29:54,917 --> 01:29:56,501 And I'll tongue it. 1354 01:29:56,917 --> 01:30:00,709 Is his pink or more of a depigmented tan? 1355 01:30:01,084 --> 01:30:02,751 Because I like them all. 1356 01:30:05,042 --> 01:30:07,251 My cunt lips are throbbing. 1357 01:30:07,417 --> 01:30:10,917 They're burning. It's so hot. 1358 01:30:11,626 --> 01:30:13,167 It's so hot. 1359 01:30:14,126 --> 01:30:15,709 So hot. 1360 01:30:16,167 --> 01:30:17,959 It's so hot. 1361 01:30:18,876 --> 01:30:21,876 Shit! Keep him occupied a minute. 1362 01:30:22,001 --> 01:30:23,667 - Please, don't hang up. - Why? 1363 01:30:23,751 --> 01:30:24,959 For fuck's sake... 1364 01:30:27,376 --> 01:30:29,959 Tell her I want to shag her hard. 1365 01:30:31,584 --> 01:30:33,126 No, no... 1366 01:30:33,334 --> 01:30:38,292 She says... She prefers it softly first 1367 01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:40,876 and harder after. 1368 01:30:41,209 --> 01:30:43,626 Ask her if she wants me to put it up her ass. 1369 01:30:45,334 --> 01:30:50,292 She prefers to snuggle up now, and cuddle... 1370 01:30:51,709 --> 01:30:53,126 How do you know? 1371 01:30:53,501 --> 01:30:55,042 You haven't even asked her. 1372 01:30:57,501 --> 01:30:58,792 Go on, ask her. 1373 01:31:01,959 --> 01:31:05,126 "I want to put it up your ass." 1374 01:31:06,959 --> 01:31:09,209 - Sorry, are you still there? - Yes, of course. 1375 01:31:09,292 --> 01:31:12,751 Sorry, I've had a domestic accident in my house. 1376 01:31:14,459 --> 01:31:16,251 Does he want me to carry on sucking it? 1377 01:31:17,334 --> 01:31:20,042 I don't think so, he's putting it up your ass. 1378 01:31:20,126 --> 01:31:22,376 I don't care, woman, ask him. 1379 01:31:22,876 --> 01:31:23,751 Fine. 1380 01:31:24,501 --> 01:31:27,959 Do you want me to suck it? 1381 01:31:28,834 --> 01:31:32,584 After putting it up her ass she wants to suck it? 1382 01:31:36,251 --> 01:31:37,417 Giggles, right? 1383 01:31:37,709 --> 01:31:38,876 You playing a joke? 1384 01:31:40,834 --> 01:31:42,751 You think it's funny, do you? 1385 01:31:43,292 --> 01:31:46,417 You're one big son of a bitch. I believed the bit about the deaf lad 1386 01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:48,542 and my kitchen went up in flames, bitch. 1387 01:31:48,626 --> 01:31:51,126 Fuck your bloody mother and that deaf lad's too. 1388 01:31:51,209 --> 01:31:52,334 Son of a bitch! 1389 01:31:52,417 --> 01:31:55,584 Drop dead, bitch! I'll slit your throat to your cunt! 1390 01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:58,292 What the... 1391 01:32:00,209 --> 01:32:01,709 She hung up. 1392 01:32:06,542 --> 01:32:07,876 Sorry for bothering you. 1393 01:32:08,251 --> 01:32:10,084 No worries, it's been... 1394 01:32:10,167 --> 01:32:11,667 very interesting. 1395 01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:13,084 Interesting. 1396 01:32:14,459 --> 01:32:16,084 Need anything else? 1397 01:32:19,209 --> 01:32:20,251 Any more work? 1398 01:32:20,501 --> 01:32:21,542 Not for the minute. 1399 01:32:23,251 --> 01:32:25,626 Don't hang up then, please. 1400 01:32:33,459 --> 01:32:34,376 What are you doing? 1401 01:32:38,417 --> 01:32:40,501 Studying for Civil Service exams. 1402 01:32:41,001 --> 01:32:41,959 Go for it. 1403 01:32:46,209 --> 01:32:47,959 Aren't you going out today? 1404 01:32:48,876 --> 01:32:52,376 Maybe, it's the local festivals. 1405 01:32:53,001 --> 01:32:55,459 It's hard to sleep with the noise. 1406 01:32:55,917 --> 01:32:57,542 I live in the area. 1407 01:32:58,001 --> 01:32:58,834 I know. 1408 01:33:00,917 --> 01:33:02,501 How do you know? 1409 01:33:04,376 --> 01:33:05,751 I've seen you round there. 1410 01:33:06,167 --> 01:33:07,501 I've never seen you. 1411 01:33:07,876 --> 01:33:08,917 I've seen you... 1412 01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:10,626 a lot. 1413 01:33:18,459 --> 01:33:20,417 Sorry, I have to go. 1414 01:33:23,292 --> 01:33:24,876 Good luck with the exam. 1415 01:33:25,209 --> 01:33:27,417 If I pass it will be thanks to you. 1416 01:34:02,084 --> 01:34:03,001 Three. 1417 01:34:03,709 --> 01:34:04,709 Three. 1418 01:34:05,501 --> 01:34:08,292 Only with three numbers we give out the tablet. 1419 01:34:11,792 --> 01:34:14,417 Come on, ladies, gentlemen, we're giving them away! 1420 01:34:14,501 --> 01:34:15,876 We're giving them away! 1421 01:34:15,959 --> 01:34:18,292 I'm going to be a father. So there, man. 1422 01:34:18,542 --> 01:34:20,834 Antonio! The dog, Blanki! 1423 01:34:21,292 --> 01:34:22,251 Antonio! 1424 01:34:22,334 --> 01:34:26,334 I've told her you're both my partner but she doesn't understand. 1425 01:34:27,042 --> 01:34:29,167 How can she understand it? 1426 01:34:31,042 --> 01:34:33,042 - Melting pot. - So many. 1427 01:34:33,126 --> 01:34:35,167 Yes, yes. Look, candy floss. 1428 01:34:35,251 --> 01:34:36,626 - And apples. - Yes. 1429 01:34:36,709 --> 01:34:39,167 - Carnations. - Do you want some, darling? 1430 01:34:39,251 --> 01:34:42,709 I found my sister getting off with a calabash when I was 15. 1431 01:34:42,792 --> 01:34:44,084 - No! - Yes. 1432 01:34:44,167 --> 01:34:46,876 Come on, come on. Up you come. 1433 01:34:47,251 --> 01:34:50,834 Up you come. Come on, that's it. 1434 01:34:51,292 --> 01:34:52,542 A drum! 1435 01:34:53,751 --> 01:34:55,417 What? What do you want? 1436 01:42:05,001 --> 01:42:10,209 Subtitles: Bbo Subtitulado 100440