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Hi, mum, how you doing?

Just got a favour to ask.

Is that okay?

Yeah, nothing too serious, don't worry about it.

It's just um, uh, you know Rock's yeah?.

Yeah, I kind of need him taken out for a little bit,

like you know, nine o'clock maybe,

8:30, nine o'clock, somewhere like that.

Yeah, tomorrow morning.

Yeah, is that okay?

See you in a bit, yeah.

Cheers, bye.

What you heard?

All right Will, time to introduce it.

Wait a sec, sh, she's still asleep man.

Fuckin' man.

Right, time to introduce everyone to your shit dog.

He's not my dog, and he's not shit, so,

I'll get a photo for you.

Look at them, happy couple.

Wow, so,

you're telling me, if you'd've picked that dog,

you'd've picked that knob.

I'm not saying that, mate.

He's not even my dog.

He's Abby's, and he's not a knob.

How can a dog be a knob.

You're a knob.

That dog's a knob.

- You're a knob. - Anyway.

This is Abby's knob dog, Rocky,

and he's gonna star in a lovely little prank of ours.

Right, ladies and gentleman,

it's my pleasure to introduce you to

Rocky Two.

There he is.

Knob,

but before I get into this,

I want to bring one thing to your attention.

Look at the state of this wallpaper.

Right, let's get to the prank.

Okay, so Will's lovely mum has taken the real Rocky out

for a nice little walk,

probably to the pub.

And we are gonna give Rocky Two

a nice little grooming session,

because we all know that Will loves

to groom on the internet.

Come on, Rocky, let's go.

Shut up.

Oh dear, oh dear.

Guys, what do you think of Rocky Two?

I think he looks great.

Morning.

Morning, babe.

You all right?

Yeah, hungry.

Abs, you seen Rocks?

He was charging around earlier,

but I don't know where he's gone now.

I just woke up.

I don't know, do I?

You put a dog down our bog.

Oh, little poem

Is that supposed to be funny?

Just a little, just a little bit.

Yeah, well, it's not.

That dog cost me eight quid,

but I am not fishing it out.

Feel free to subscribe.

If you're new here,

drop us a like on the video if you liked what you saw.

Yeah, didn't go this time, unfortunately,

but we'll get her next time, don't worry.

See you later guys.

- Have a good one. - In a bit.

Bye.

That was funny, though.

Okay, so it is about 11 p.m.

Abby thinks that we're out with the lads on the piss,

you know, but I'm afraid, Abby, we're not.

And got some stuff to play with,

here check that out.

And got this.

Ooh, scary.

Zac, my friend, over to you.

Here we go.

Nice little canvas of herself, bloody egomaniac.

Wow, dude is punching.

Wish I was a bang average footballer

Okay, so, here we go.

I got one there.

Nice big one there.

You do it, yeah?

Yeah, she's gonna fucking shit herself

Nice, nice work, nice.

She would.

Yeah, I'm liking this.

You know, you've seen my phone?

It's there.

Where?

There.

Thanks.

Twats.

It was a little bit funny.

I thought it was hilarious.

Oh, man, I fucking hate spiders.

Fuck off.

Revenge.

So it's 12:30 on a Saturday afternoon.

Will hasn't got a game today,

so obviously he's still in bed.

So lazy.

I'm gonna tempt him out of bed with some food.

Always seems to work.

Will.

Yo, what's up.

Will, I'm making some lunch.

Do you want a sandwich?

Hm, yes, yes.

This morning I went down to the beach, and I got this.

And then I went down to the shop,

and I got this.

Hot, very hot.

So, Will's gonna bite into his sandwich,

which is filled with sand,

but what's even funnier is that he's

then gonna grab for his drink.

I am a genius.

Will, are you coming?

Yeah, I'll be there, one sec.

What the fu-

Oh my, geeze, that's disgusting.

Oh, fuck off.

And that's for the spiders, fuck face.

So if you like that prank, subscribe,

and do not forget to leave a comment.

Bye.

Hi, guys.

So here we are, doing the Parent Trap,

our biggest prank yet.

I have been banned from inside the house.

So I'm in charge of doing cutaways.

Here we have an overpriced house owned

by a pair of bored, middle class parents.

And here we have a sports car owned by a twat,

and here he is.

All right, welcome to my parent's house.

So, here's the plan, okay?

My parents have been away for the weekend,

to the New Forest, having a good time and all.

Abby and I have been here

on a romantic house-sitting session,

so romantic, in fact, that we thought that never

now would be a very, very good time

for her to meet my parents for the first time.

So now my parents are back from the New Forest,

having had a great time.

There they are, and the little sis and the dog, too.

Say hello, guys.

- Hi. - Hi.

Awesome, on-screen debuts, how about that?

Now what Abby doesn't know is I thought

today would be a fantastic day to swap my moisturiser

with some ultra dark, instant fake tan.

Sorry, Abby.

I've not actually met Abby's folks yet,

so uh, I would just like to take this time

to apologise in advance for this.

This is called "The Parent Trap."

Well, here she comes.

Good luck, Will.

You're gonna need it, mate.

Hey, babe, how you doing?

- You all right? - Good day, yeah?

Yeah.

Hi.

See you in a bit.

Stage one, textbook.

Will, can you come upstairs?

Abs?

What's going on, you okay?

Why, what's wrong?

What's going on?

I think we both know what you've just done.

Well, I haven't done anything.

I've just been waiting downstairs for you, to be honest.

Fake tan has magically

just been put in my moisturiser, yeah?

Oh, fake tan?

Fake tan, yeah.

Yeah, I look ridiculous.

Do you? Can I see?

No.

This has got to stop, Will.

This isn't funny anymore.

Ridiculous now.

I've got to work with an orange face.

Will, it's not funny.

Oh, come on, it is a bit.

You don't take anything seriously.

Come on, love, just remember, don't scrub it.

You have to exfoliate.

Go away, Will, just go away.

Oh, come on, look, don't, look.

I don't want to talk to you.

Just let me alone.

Please.

Can you please be a little bit quieter?

My parents are downstairs.

I don't care.

Let's look, it's not that bad.

You know, let my parents see about it,

like, it's fine.

They, they, it's all right.

Seem quite well.

You will?

I won't turn up with a face look like a Satsuma.

Are you sorry?

I didn't mean to upset you, but like, I...

Do you know how long this is going

to take to scrub off?

Uh, probably about six or seven days,

according to the packaging.

Go away, Will.

Oh, come on, it's just a laugh

No, it's not funny.

This has to stop.

I don't want to talk to you, just go away.

Afternoon, Mr. Trump.

Fuck off.

Oh, that's not very presidential, is it?

Hey, where you going?

Abby, come on.

Abs, it's funny.

Well, that's not very nice.

Oh, that was classic.

So, we're here at Newhaven Fort,

because Abby has banned us from doing prank videos.

So we're gonna try our hand at haunted house instead.

Can't be that hard. Can it Abbs?

Now loads of people have come here,

and said that they've seen ghosts and stuff like that.

Is it bollocks?

Guess we'll find out.

My hunch, bollocks.

But the real reason we're here

is Abby knows someone at the front desk

who can get us in for free.

Ooh.

Scary.

Knob.

Hey, Maggie.

Abby Martin, look at you.

When'd you get so grown up? You're beautiful.

Oh, not really, but thanks.

How's your mom?

She still working at the home?

Yeah, and I'm working with her.

Oh, good for you.

Is your granddad still there?

Mm-hmm.

Aw, that's lovely.

I bet he's proud of you.

Oh, what can I do for you?

Uh, Sam said that we might be able to get in for free?

Is Sam, is he about?

He's not, no, but...

Oh, go on, go on through.

Well, which one of you two is the lucky fella?

It's me.

Oh.

Don't worry, Maggie, he's rich.

I see.

Go on in.

Go through.

Cheers, Maggie.

Thank you.

Thanks, Maggie.

Well, Will at the edge of the cliff,

thinking about tossing himself off.

Lovely.

Give us a wave, guys.

I need a piss, you know where toilets are?

Down there by the entrance?

Cool, actually,

I'll just meet you in the cafe in a bit, yeah?

Yeah, see you in the cafe.

Uh, when you're in there,

could you just like grab us a sandwich or something?

Yeah, all right, and Zac, do you want anything?

No, I'm good, thanks, mum.

No, I'll come with you, man.

Jesus, Zac, he can go to the toilet on his own.

The thing is, Abs, it's either watch him pissing

or talk to you, so, sorry, but.

Asshole.

What a pair of twats, they're like kids.

Anyway, make sure you like this video

if you want to see more haunted houses.

Don't forget to leave a comment, subscribe,

that's not what you think.

Right, better go, hope you will see some ghosts and shit.

Bye.

Why you filming me in the toilet, you gay?

No, no, listen, all right?

I found this at your house.

Oh, for fuck's sakes, why'd you bring that?

Come on, man.

- Seriously. - Oh.

Look, it'll be funny.

Come on, just one more.

No, she will fucking kill me,

and she'd kill you, too.

Look, it'll all be on me.

All you gotta do is film it.

I can't fucking piss.

Um.

Oh, don't worry about this, mate.

I'm just making film.

Right.

Uh, it's not that kind of film.

It's a ghost film.

All right.

Yeah, it's not for looking at cocks.

You're that footballer, right?

Yeah, that's me.

One who does all those videos?

Yep.

All done?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, right.

Can you sign my rucksack.

Um, yeah, sure, let me just wash my.

All right,.

We good, yeah?

Are you filming?

Yeah,.

Loads of people have come here, and many have reported

seeing a ghost down in the tunnels.

The ghost is believed to be the owner of the building

who died right here in 1892.

This is him.

His name was Dr. William Jones,

and people have seen him lurking around the tunnels

in the night time.

How'd you know that?

Oh, it's called research, knobhead.

Was I any good?

Yeah, all right.

You could show some sort of interest, Will.

Where's Zac?

I don't know, to be honest.

Are we really doing this?

Stop worrying about it, it'll be fine.

You're doing great, okay.

For fuck's sake.

That's it, I'm done.

Oh, come on, Ab.

This is perfect, actually.

Abs, come on.

Where you going?

Home, on my own.

Abby, don't be stupid.

Abs, come on.

Where's she going, man?

Abs.

Hello?

Oh, god, somebody help us.

You are a tosser, mate.

Oh, come on, then, don't worry.

There's another door down this way, anyway.

Actually, hang on, mate.

I'm gonna ring her.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Where'd you get that jacket from?

Oh, I found it, pretty fly isn't it?

Answer phone.

Great, where's this door, then?

This way, I'll show you.

Let's go.

Bloody hell.

All right, there it is.

The road to freedom.

Of course it is, all right.

Let's go then.

Let's do it.

Jesus Christ, you seen this place?

Man, this place is creepy.

It's fucking grim, man.

There must be a way out up here, though.

For fuck's sake, Abby, what you doing?

Not that one.

Hey, Will.

Yeah, mate?

Up here, man.

What's going on?

It's open?

Yeah.

It's the way out.

Oh, man, what the fuck?

Why are we doing this, dude?

I don't know.

Jesus.

This is.

Hmm?

This is grim.

I second that, man.

Jesus.

There's a door down there.

Where?

Down there.

Hasn't been used for while?

Yeah, it doesn't look like it,

should we just follow the path, cause like.

I guess so.

Yeah.

Woah, Jesus.

What is it?

Check these guys out.

Oh, fucking hell.

That guy's having a bad day.

Yeah.

Man, this sort of stuff shits me up man.

What's that?

Wax works.

Oh, don't be a pussy, they're only wax.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh my God.

You're Will, you're Will, oh my God.

I can't believe this, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Fuck me, you scared the fucking shit out of me.

Sorry, I just, I love your channel,

and I'm sorry, I'm Carly.

- I'm Carly Baker. - Hey, Carly.

Oh my god, is Abby here?

Is Abby, she's so gorgeous.

She's not, I'm afraid

I couldn't tell you where she is.

Where is Zac, is he here?

Yeah, actually he is.

Hey, Zac.

Yo.

No way, oh my God.

I love you guys so much, I just.

Thank you.

Can I get a selfie Zac, is that okay?

Yeah, whatever.

Okay, it's fine.

Amazing, thank you.

No worries.

Ladies and gentlemen, the fort is now closing.

Hope you enjoyed your visit.

Hope to see you again soon.

Fucking brilliant, can you believe that?

It's bloody closing, isn't it?

Why don't we just go back the way we came?

Yeah, that's a shout, let's go.

Worth a try, anyway, huh?

Gotta be a way out somewhere.

They won't have locked all the doors yet.

Keep going?

Yeah, all right, I'm gonna go check this one.

Unbelievable.

What?

- They're locked? - Locked.

Not way, oh my god.

What's the number for this place?

Oh, I'll look it up.

Uh, 01265.

Yep.

400235.

Cool.

Got it?

I'll put this on speakerphone.

You gotta hear this.

Thank you for calling Newhaven Fort.

Our open hours are ten a.m. until 5 p.m.,

Monday through Saturday.

We are now closed on Sundays.

Thank you for calling.

We look forward to seeing you soon.

Fucking brilliant, isn't it?

Okay.

So it's closed tonight,

and it's fucking closed tomorrow as well.

Will.

Yeah, man?

Try Abby again.

Uh, yeah

Take that.

Yeah, I got it.

Time to beg.

Hey, babe, it's me.

Look, I'm really, really sorry

about what happened earlier, truly.

It wasn't my idea.

It was Zac's, and well, yeah, you know, Zac.

Give us a wave.

So, yeah, so we're stuck here,

and was wondering if maybe you could like

come back and collect us,

or I don't know maybe see if there's any staff.

Or maybe that Maggie woman.

Or someone, I don't know.

Yeah, thanks, just call me back

when you get this, please.

Again, I'm really, really sorry.

Bye, I love you, babe, bye.

Um, look.

I used to come here all the time when I was a kid,

and there was a door like maybe that way.

I don't know, uh, might as well try.

What over that way?

Yeah, come on.

Lead the way, Daphne.

Definitely a Velma.

Mate, this place is proper grim.

You said that stuff was bollocks.

Where's this door, then?

It is down there.

Fuckin', of course it is.

All right, let's go then.

You two are such pussies.

Yo, Will.

Yeah, man.

This is gonna get so many hits, man.

Yeah, every cloud.

Will, man, this is weird.

Tell me about it, buddy.

They're gonna lap this shit up.

They will, man.

Oh, man, check this out.

The tunnel you're about to enter, though short,

has been the subject of much strange comment

in recent years.

A number of visitors to this area of the fort have reported

unexplained sounds, peripheral shadows,

and even more disturbing, report of a kind of physical force

attempting to push back those persons entering the tunnel.

Damn.

So, I guess this is the tunnel.

You wanted ghosts.

You got them, man.

Yeah, no shit.

Let's try it.

Spooky!

Oh, man.

What are these things on the walls, just like?

It's down here.

It's just, oh, here it is.

Oh, right, cool.

That's the next problem.

There's a lock on it.

It's locked?

Yeah.

Hello?

- Hello. - Hello, hello.

Hello?

There's got to be someone, surely.

Come on, help, excuse me.

Anything down here?

All yours, man.

Let's go.

Hello?

What the fuck?

You wanker, absolute tosser.

Aw, come on, man.

Just pack it in, yeah?

Shut up.

Yeah.

See that?

So what we gonna do, man?

Don't know, just wait for Abs, I suppose.

Fuck, do you hear that?

What the hell was that?

Brilliant, there must be someone there.

Come on, let's go.

Hello?

Is someone there?

We've been locked in.

Hello?

What is it, man?

Hello?

The hell is that?

It's a chair.

This is Abs, isn't it?

You think?

This is a prank.

It's Abby, it's got to be.

No, mate, she was properly fucked off earlier.

Look, the chair came from upstairs,

so I think maybe we should go and have a look

and see if there's anyone there.

Yeah, that's a shout.

All right.

Lead the way.

Fort historians believe maybe the ghost is

notorious Doctor William Jones,

who died in this tunnel in 1892,

but his body was not discovered for a whole year.

You scared yet, Willy boy?

What you doing, man?

Huh?

What you doing?

Just putting out a tweet, man.

Someone might see it and get us out.

Zac.

Yo.

Could you do me a massive favour?

Yeah, sure, what's up?

See, I do makeup vlogs,

and will you do me a favour,

if you could just link my channel on the video

when it goes up, please?

Will, we can do that, right?

Thank you.

It's my channel not your channel.

If I remember rightly,

there was an entrance, like, down this way.

It's worth a go.

Yeah.

- Cool. - Okay.

Go.

What the fuck?

Did you hear that?

Well, that was weird.

Spooky.

Ah, that's probably nothing.

Come on, let's keep going.

Woah, check this thing out.

What's that doing there?

No idea.

All right, up to freedom, I think.

Woah, woah, woah, woah.

Woah, what is it, what is it?

The headless soldier.

Maybe he got bored of waiting and chewed his face off.

Go ahead.

Oh, you're kidding.

Of course.

Another locked door

Look at that, it's getting dark.

Oh my god.

Strange!.

Listen.

What the fuck?

What's that?

I rang Abs.

Mate, that's her ring tone.

Yeah, that is.

It's this way, come on.

It's still ringing.

Now it's stopped, it's stopped.

God, ring again, ring again.

I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

This way.

Yeah, straight down.

Abby? Abs?

Thank fuck for that.

Abs.

Abs, we're down here.

Abby, where are you?

Now it's gone.

Ring again, ring it again.

All right, it's ringing.

Where is it?

Will?

It's coming from down there.

You're right it is.

All right, let's do it.

I'm gonna try again.

It's gone to voice mail.

Yeah, she hung up on you.

Well, it was that way.

Yeah, go on.

Lead the way.

This is weird.

It's fucking weird.

I'm not liking it at all.

Oh, dear.

I just want to lay in bed now.

We've been here.

We've already been down here.

What are we doing?

We've gone around in circles, man.

This is stupid.

It's fucking stupid.

What the?

That wasn't there before.

What wasn't?

That chair, that wasn't there before.

Mate, is that the one that fell down stairs?

I don't know, I mean, it could be.

Who put it there, like, that's just.

It's her, mate.

Who?

It's Abby.

Come on, think about it.

Her phone's down here.

She isn't, but she fucking with our heads,

and she's brilliant.

Abby?

Dude.

Yeah?

Where's Velma?

What was her name?

I don't know, Carly.

Carly!

Carly, Carly!

Carly!

Man, there she is.

- Um, yeah. - You all right?

I was texting my mum to make sure

that she knows I'm okay.

There's barely any reception down here.

You're gonna have to go back up if you want.

Okay, go.

You really think it's her?

Of course it is, man.

It's got to be her.

How's she get back in here though?

Well, didn't she say she knew someone that worked here.

Yeah, Sam, her ex.

Ah, yes, the good-looking one, who's not a footballer.

Oh my God.

Oh, text.

I told you.

I told you it was her, man, look, check it out.

For fuck's sake.

She's just sent that to me.

This is fucked.

Right, she's down there.

She must be hiding.

What?

Woah, what the fuck is that?

Oh man, fair play to her.

This is fucking mental.

No, what is that?

What is it?

Just, have a look, come look.

There's a person.

What the fuck, mate?

- Fuck me. - Oh my God.

Fuck.

What the fuck is.

Hey, it's plastic.

Oh my God.

It's a fucking mannequin.

A fucking mannequin, Jesus.

Is Abs in there?

Guys, guys, look.

What is it?

Oh, thank God.

That's all over, mate, look.

She's played it absolute blinder here.

I was scared, I know you were scared, I was terrified.

Oh my God.

She's done a good job of that, I tell you what.

I tell you what, Carly lets get a selfie with it.

We'll put it in the video.

Oh, shit, his leg just moved.

Fuck off.

Dude, seriously.

What now, not now.

Yeah, he's got something.

Ready?

Abs, you almost got us,

um, nice one, Abs.

Good job, Abby.

Woah.

We good?

Any more of Abby's friends about?

Yeah, look, there's loads of them.

Oh, god.

Lovely.

Wow.

God, that will be you in a few years, mate,

that hairline.

This one?

Yeah.

No one is like wearing full makeup.

That's like a woman's one.

Ah.

Oh, Will, check it out, look.

What is it?

YouTuber of the Year award, wa-hay.

You get a gold star.

Jesus, man, there's more of them, look.

Oh my God, it's so creepy.

Faceless.

Faceless freaks.

Jesus.

Oh Christ.

There's a fair few of them in there, man.

That one.

That's just,

that's just a mess, isn't it?

What's gone on with his face?

Look at these two.

Look in there.

Abs, you can come out now.

Abby.

Oh, fuck's sake.

Hey Will, where's the door, man?

Ooh, just look, there's more of them.

It's so creepy.

Abby, you home?

Oh, man, this is fucking scary, look at this.

Oh, shit.

That is not a pretty site, is it?

Yeah, what is it, man?

What's going on?

Where's Velma?

Um, don't know, yeah,

she was just back there a second ago.

Man, I'll shit her right up.

That fucking mask.

You love that mask.

How's it look?

Um, yeah, still the same knobhead, mate.

Oh, Carly.

Where are you?

Hello, mate.

Zac?

Abby's phone's in here.

Come here, mate.

Zac?

You there?

What the fuck.

Abby, you can come out now.

Fuck.

What are you doing there?

Zac, mate, you got to come and see this, mate.

Zac.

Mate, come here.

Carly?

Guys?

What the fuck?

Fuck me.

Will!

Abby?

Will!

This isn't funny any more, Abby.

Abs, come on, you can come out.

Below a tunnel in 1892.

Authorities at the time estimate

brought here after his death.

Hi, can I get police, please?

Hi, my name's Will.

I'm doing these prank videos with my girlfriend, Abby,

and we've been locked in, you know, Fort Newhaven?

Yeah, by the cliff.

Yeah, yeah, that's me.

No, no, this isn't, no, this isn't a prank.

This isn't a prank.

No, no, I'm serious.

Please believe, like, my girlfriend,

I don't know where she is,

but she was just like screaming my name

a second ago down in the tunnels or something,

I don't know.

It's really freaking me out.

Yeah.

Okay, well, I'm here with my mate, Zac,

and uh, yeah, yeah, him.

Yeah, Zac, and there's this other girl,

Carly, as well.

She's down here, too, but

I don't know where they've gone, man.

In the tunnels or something,

I really just want to go home.

Okay, it's just I've been stuck here for so long,

and it's just sent me a bit barmy, you know.

My girlfriend, she left, like two, three hours ago.

And I just heard her screaming,

like absolutely screaming my name.

40 minutes, are you fucking serious?

I'm stuck in here.

Yeah, man, I know, but.

Yes, no, I'm sorry, it's just, yeah, I'm sorry.

It's just I'm really fucking scared.

Who's that?

I called police.

Why?

Don't tell me you didn't hear that screaming?

I'm pretty sure that was Abby.

No, really, where?

I don't really know.

I think it was off and that way.

Why way that is, Abby's there?

No, but you'll get

a nice little surprise back there.

Oh my God, Jesus.

Look at that thing?

Oh my God, what the.

Where's Zac?

Zac.

He'll come back.

He always does.

So do you regret it?

Do I regret what, sorry?

Bullying Abby?

If that is her screaming.

I don't bully her, mate.

I think you do.

I don't bully her.

It's banter for the channel, isn't it.

Anyway, she's fine, all right.

I don't think she is.

I don't think it is exactly banter.

Um, that's creepy.

Abby.

Ab.

Abby.

Abs!

Oh crap, it sounded like someone was

hammering something?

Hi, Zac.

Yeah, it's me.

Carly.

Yeah, where are you?

Okay, well, shout and we'll try

and see if we can hear you, hold on.

We can't hear you.

All right, well, why don't you stay there,

and we'll come to you, okay?

Hang on, let me speak to him.

Oh, sorry, he's gone,

but he's up by the exhibits and he said he'd wait, so.

Knobhead.

How'd you know his number?

We swapped earlier.

Of course you did.

Inspector Edmund Reed

to visit William Jones, as part of the Jack the Ripper

investigation, after Jones' wife

was found with her abdomen cut open.

Jones never ruled out the suspect in the Whitechapel Murders

Jack the Ripper.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Oh my God, it keeps going.

Abby?

Abby, oh my God.

What the fuck, Abs, you here?

What's that?

Sounded like Zac's.

Really?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh my God, okay.

Zac?

You all right, mate?

Oh my God,

these are starting to really creep me out.

Yeah.

Hello, Zac.

What's that?

Who is that?

That's Zac, what?

Seriously?

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God.

Fuck, fuck, oh my God.

Police, I need the police.

I called earlier, my name is Will.

I'm up in Fort Newhaven,

and I need you to get here quickly.

Yes, yeah.

Okay, so, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah, let me explain, okay.

All right.

Okay, so there's this, all right.

My girlfriend Abby, she's down in the tunnels somewhere,

and she just keeps screaming for me.

I really think something bad might've happened to her.

Oh, fuck me.

My mate, he's been taken.

I've got a picture of him.

He's been tied up somewhere.

I don't know where he is.

There's this thing down here that's coming for me.

I don't have a fucking clue what it is.

Man in a mask or something, I don't know.

No, please, can you get here quickly.

Okay, okay, all right, okay.

Please be quick.

Come on, I called them.

For fuck's sake, mate.

Shit, fucking shit.

Come on.

Oh, fuck, shit.

The fuck, oh my, fuck.

Oh my, the fuck.

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, fuck.

Oh my God.

Come on, come on.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Oh my God, oh my god.

Please, come on.

Fuck, come on.

Oh, God.

Help!

Help, I'm in here, someone!

Help!

What the fuck?

Shit, shit, fuck.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my fucking God, come on.

Fuck, shit, shit, shit, shit, come on.

Oh my God.

Abs, no, Abby, Abs.

Oh, fuck, Abby, fuck no.

Oh, God, get off me.

So, I hope you enjoyed my little movie.

Don't forget to leave a comment, like, and subscribe.

- Fucking assholes. - What the fuck?

Abby, come back.

Abby, come back.

Do you know where the toilets are?

Down there by the entrance?

Okay, just meet you in the cafe in a bit, yeah?

Yeah, see you in a bit.

When you're in there,

can you just like grab a sandwich or something?

Yeah, all right, and Zac, do you want anything?

No, I'm good, thanks, mum.

No, I'm good, man.

For fuck's sake, that's it.

I'm done.

Oh, come on, Ab.

This is perfect, actually.

Abs, come on.

Where you going?

Home, on my own.

Abby, don't be stupid.

Abs, come on.

Maggie, what a legend.

Okay, here we go.

This is for you, Abs.

God.

God, you're Will, you're Will, oh my God.

I can't believe this, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Oh, God, fuck, mate,

you scared the fucking shit out of me.

Sorry, I just, I love your channel,

and hi, I'm sorry, I'm Carly, Carly Baker

Hey, Carly.

Is, oh my God, is Abby here, is Abby here?

Don't know, just wait for Abs, I suppose.

Fuck me.

What the hell was that?

Brilliant, there must be someone there.

Come on, let's go.

I told you.

I told you it was her, man.

Look, check it out.

She just sent that to me.

This is crazy.

She's down there, hiding.

- Woah. - Woah.

What the fuck is that?

Oh man, fair play to her.

This is fucking mental.

I don't bully her.

It's banter for the channel, isn't it?

Anyway, she's fine, all right.

I don't think she is,

and I don't think it is exactly banter.

That's creepy.

It sounded like someone was hammering something.

Help!

Help, I'm in here!

Someone, help!

What the fuck.

Oh fuck, shit.

Abs, Abby, Abs.

Oh, oh, Abby.

Get off me.

Subtitles by explosiveskull