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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,531 THE CITY OF WOMEN 2 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,276 With Marcello again? 3 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,320 Maestro, please... 4 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,093 Super buns! 5 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,528 You're stupendous. 6 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,361 Gorgeous! 7 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,617 The woman I've always... 8 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,244 God, you're just too much! 9 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:18,958 Married? 10 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,624 Twice divorced. Why? 11 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,582 Oh, couldn't your husbands satisfy you? 12 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,041 Can you? 13 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,840 I'd be ready in a minute. 14 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,420 We'll see... 15 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,552 Just keep still. 16 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,310 You want to do it here? 17 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,442 What a chest you've got! Come here. 18 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,881 Where are we? 19 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,297 Fregene... It's my station! 20 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:15,515 - Wait. What's your phone number? - Good-bye! 21 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,517 She's not getting away. 22 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,560 Where's that mount going? 23 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,984 Signora, the station's over there. 24 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,070 What'll I do? 25 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,943 Let her go? 26 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,779 Look at that gait! 27 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:40,749 Good Ole Snaporaz can't let that go! 28 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,326 Signora! 29 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,627 Hold On a minute! 30 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:50,258 Taking pictures? Take a shot of my pecker. 31 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,505 Careful, or I'll get you between two watermelons. 32 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,931 You gorgeous cow. 33 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,517 That was Some kiss! 34 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,978 Like a shovel. 35 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,152 You need a taste of Ole Snaporaz. Signora! 36 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:15,200 No, wait! Stop! Wait for me! 37 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,626 And now what...? 38 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:35,420 Alas, 'tis a divinity that guides us, Ole Snaporaz. 39 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,553 Where're you taking that ass? 40 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,975 Here I am! 41 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,519 Signora... 42 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,312 There's an important matter. 43 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,025 My train... 44 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,067 Where's that mare? There She is! 45 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,836 Wait, what's the hurry? 46 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,960 Slow down. 47 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,918 Before you were so sweet, and now you're going away! 48 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:17,258 Not going away, going towards. 49 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,299 Going towards what? Do you live here? 50 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,885 Ah, what a wonderful smell! 51 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,605 These trees use finer perfumes than your playmates. 52 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:32,857 - You married? - No. That is, yes. Only once. 53 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,737 But I have no "playmates". 54 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,523 We're alone: you and I ... 55 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:41,157 Can't you slow down? Why the cross-country race? 56 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,280 Stop. 57 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,242 Why do you follow? 58 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,828 What if I were going to meet a man? 59 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,663 Or many men...strong men? 60 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:56,467 It's a pity you lost your train for no reason. 61 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,804 You�re not afraid? 62 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:04,009 A little. But that excites me all the more. 63 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,312 Give me a kiss, just one. 64 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,516 Like you did before. 65 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,605 Let me say it: you're a hot bitch! 66 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,814 You'd take on an army. What an ass! 67 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,196 It drives me crazy. Where's that kiss? 68 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,153 Not that kiss. Want a real one? 69 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,533 Quick... 70 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,080 Want me to eat you alive? Here? One condition... 71 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:35,249 If you close your eyes I'll give you a tremendous kiss! 72 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:39,802 No, be still. And keep your eyes closed! 73 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,523 Where'd she go? 74 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,934 No good bitch. 75 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:59,485 With all my troubles I have to go... 76 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,326 and make a fool of myself. 77 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,848 Who knows why I carry on like a silly boy? 78 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,304 At my age! 79 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:41,273 Now I'm stranded without provisions in a godforsaken forest. 80 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,662 Ole Snaporaz... 81 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,247 I dunno, boss. 82 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:03,679 One and two! Two and three! Three and four! 83 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,839 Four and five! 84 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,642 Five hundred! 85 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,473 Five thousand! 86 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,142 Five hundred thousand! 87 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,019 Five million ... 88 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,941 Five hundred million women! 89 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,739 Remove the furniture. It's rigid, obtuse. It's masculine! 90 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:46,467 Don't accept calls. Ladies, be reasonable, one at a time! 91 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:52,219 How come couples get rooms without identification? 92 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,856 There's my big bunny, honey-woney. 93 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,354 You love me, don't you? 94 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:03,942 Well? 95 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,523 Nothing. 96 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:15,200 Hello. Nice convention, huh? You from newspaper? 97 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:20,373 It's a wonder you got in. I'm from newspaper too. 98 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:25,552 I even wrote about our Convention in Heinzburgend. 99 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,295 You been there? 100 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,010 "Nein", no men were there. 101 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,759 Who can repair a tape recorder? 102 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,844 Nobody? 103 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,514 Can somebody fix a tape recorder? 104 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,449 Excuse me, sir... 105 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,326 Did a lady... 106 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,530 A female lady? 107 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,666 What a stupid question, that's all we've got. 108 00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:01,292 Keep your cool. She has boots and a Russian hat. 109 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,500 He just walked in. He's right in front of me. 110 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,546 Where are they going to practice group meditation? 111 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,339 Only one room? 112 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,799 Too many waves... 113 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,386 Come on, you. My recorder broke down. 114 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,514 Everything's made of plastic. 115 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,021 Ah, it's working? 116 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,654 You've just heard typical masculine sounds. 117 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,703 Unbearable. They only suggest aggressiveness. 118 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,662 There she is! 119 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:41,415 Out with the shit, Morning-glory! 120 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,461 Now you'll hear delicate and harmonious sounds. 121 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,343 Gentle and friendly. 122 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,471 Humane, feminine sounds. 123 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,513 Sounds of lacerated silks. 124 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,733 Women working at their own pace. 125 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,267 Here we have the turtle position. 126 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,852 Practice this position for psychic stability. 127 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,600 Hey, you ... 128 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,311 You don't belong here. 129 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,234 Go while the going's good. 130 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,611 Talking to me? 131 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,736 What do you mean? 132 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,625 There she is... Signora! 133 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,202 I'm here! 134 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,833 The vagina is a shell with the sound of the sea. 135 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,839 You all recall the song of the siren. 136 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,964 But the male offends her 137 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,934 with humiliating names: snatch, box, bunny. 138 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,348 Beaver! 139 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,637 Patootie! 140 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,065 Let us explore this vagina of ours 141 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,810 with her lips, eternally kissing. 142 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,354 Let's find new names. 143 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,399 Tongue of light! Smile of life! 144 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,317 Moon-violet. 145 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,988 The statues of Ancient Greece have phalluses 146 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,035 that rise up haughtily. 147 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:49,539 Look at what phalluses have inspired. 148 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,589 Where can you get that? 149 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,670 Wishful thinking! 150 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,432 And so, phallic power 151 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,594 keeps oppressing half of humanity. 152 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,724 That is, we women! 153 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,773 Even the missionary position is socially obsolete. 154 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:11,852 What does he do? 155 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:16,533 The man, arrogant, with member erect on top of the woman with 156 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,862 her passive vagina. 157 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,661 A sociocultural oppression, 158 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,240 from patriarchal times to the present day. 159 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,419 We're against penetration. It's invasion without defense! 160 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:33,917 We want Ideal Coitus with parity between Male and Female. 161 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:39,423 Penetration is a crime that should carry a fine of 10 million lira! 162 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,559 The Feminist Movement at Columbia University 163 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,309 - has been doing extensive research. - They're reactionaries! 164 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,731 Fascists! 165 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:52,936 Stop right there. I've had it! You've busted my ovaries! 166 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,733 Let go! 167 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,899 Our main goal is to abolish fellatio! 168 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,449 A degrading practice from which we have never been weaned. 169 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,363 I like fellatio. 170 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,032 What's this fellatio? 171 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,706 Try reading Catullus! 172 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:15,087 It's a subconscious manifestation of woman's creativeness. 173 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,504 Oh, finally... 174 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,427 The kitchen's far Off. 175 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:23,308 I'll take the tray. Go on, scram. Beat it! 176 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,561 Cas-tra-tion! Cas-tra-tion... 177 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,067 The American woman 178 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,407 prefers the following position, 179 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,990 and naturally their husbands comply! 180 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,660 Why must it be a man and a woman? 181 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,709 There's no need for a man. 182 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,462 Mas-tur-ba-tion! Mas-tur-ba-tion! 183 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,925 We've a thousand sensations in the palm 184 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,548 of our hand, in our armpit... 185 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,638 We must defeat fellatio, it's primitive! 186 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,526 Tahitian women have learned to keep 187 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,739 a turgid organ in their vagina for a whole night! 188 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,738 A feat unknown to us! 189 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:28,823 Finally I see two smiling faces among so many scowling women. 190 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,954 Why so bitter? 191 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,419 Yes, I understand feminism 192 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,921 but is the anger necessary? 193 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,009 The usual male commentary, huh? 194 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,389 Virgin yet whore, angelic yet diabolical. 195 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:53,806 Goddess of the hearth and instrument of pleasure. 196 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,439 Two aspects of false feminity to better serve 197 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,320 the male chauvinist pig! 198 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,740 "The Average Housewife". 199 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,522 Oh no, you're crying? 200 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,349 Marriage-Miscarriage! 201 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,855 Thank you, you were both marvelous. 202 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,359 Marriage-Miscarriage... yes, excellent! 203 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:10,572 I agree. 204 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,082 You're absolutely right. 205 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,250 Yes, certainly! 206 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:44,523 There is Mrs. Small jogging 207 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,024 in front of her Six husbands. 208 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,150 All happy and content. 209 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:54,328 Rare example of feminism inside family circle. 210 00:22:55,791 --> 00:23:00,330 We very lucky to obtain interview in her house. 211 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,626 She says that when she was little baby 212 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,424 story of Snow White and Seven Dwarfs 213 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,252 made great impression on her 214 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:14,636 like premonition of what her future would be. 215 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,597 Her husbands are of different nationality. 216 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,525 One is even Italian, from Naples. 217 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:29,530 She went there to buy a dog but ended up marrying him! 218 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,536 Here is final toast 219 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,740 with all the husbands. 220 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,299 One moment! There's a big surprise. 221 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,263 Our valorous comrade, Enderbreith Small, 222 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,882 who was in my film, 223 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,763 is here with us. 224 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,370 You can ask her questions. 225 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,415 Aren't you a slave to 6 masters? 226 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,879 That's my question too! 227 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,300 Is she happy in her polyandric relationship? 228 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,940 She said very happy. It's a united family. 229 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:49,651 Now I'll ask where her husbands are. 230 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,410 Hans, Jenz, Jan, Giggi, Lars, Peter! 231 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,627 ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL 232 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,799 Go on, go on ... keep going. 233 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,221 Don't stop. 234 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:54,292 My dear sisters, I'm sixty. 235 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,092 Only sixty! 236 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:22,945 Menopause doesn't exist. 237 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:27,416 It's an alibi for the Male Society. 238 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:32,003 It's he, the male, who runs out of steam! 239 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,832 I spent my life teaching children. 240 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,961 And I found teaching them more rewarding 241 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,429 than having them. 242 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,978 Look at this beautiful leg, see any seams or veins? 243 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,555 Wrinkles are a male invention! 244 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,563 My husband said: 245 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,726 "You're like climbing the Everest... without oxygen!" 246 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:59,407 I'm proud of my wrinkles! Here they are, one by one. 247 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:04,286 I've no fear of aging nor of dying. 248 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,364 I adore life. Making love is marvelous. 249 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,959 All women are young! All women are beautiful! 250 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,625 They're all only twenty years old! 251 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:19,798 A woman without a man 252 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,423 IS... 253 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,432 She's like a nose without a room 254 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:28,389 A somersault without any chowder 255 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:31,556 Like a dictionary without a broom 256 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,484 A parasol without any powder 257 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:42,192 A woman without a man is... 258 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:46,904 A palisade without a strut 259 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,036 A palimpsest without a sting 260 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:53,331 A pachyderm without a putt 261 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:56,914 A parabola without a sling 262 00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:04,764 A woman without a man is... 263 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:09,184 A periscope without any greens 264 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:12,479 A pinnacle without a sigh 265 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,482 A pimpernel without any means 266 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:19,395 A pedigree without a thigh 267 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,732 I'd like to say something 268 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,319 though it may be useless, sisters. 269 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,415 We've been deceived once again. 270 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:36,078 Very subtly. True to his style. 271 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,543 We were generous and hospitable. 272 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,593 Understanding. We spoke. 273 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,045 We discussed. We sang. 274 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:47,514 We performed our rites 275 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,892 without reserve, or feminine modesty 276 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,728 in the futile hope of making known 277 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:57,934 to one who cannot, nor wishes to know 278 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,653 how much freedom, how much authenticity 279 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,481 and love, and life 280 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,525 has been denied us. 281 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,244 Our efforts here have been useless, sisters. 282 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:19,877 The eyes of that man, presently among us with that look 283 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:24,882 of feigned respectability, of one who desires to know us, understand us 284 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,635 because he insists that it can better our relationship. 285 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,683 And of all of his hypocritical excuses, 286 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,136 this is surely the basest. 287 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:38,565 Those eyes are the eyes of the male we've always known. 288 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:43,316 They reflect his inner derision, his mockery. 289 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:46,156 He has the same rotten core. 290 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,825 We are only a pretext 291 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:52,154 for another of his crude, animalistic fables. 292 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:56,913 Another neurotic song-and-dance act. 293 00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:01,080 We're his chorus, his hula girls, his fiends. 294 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,965 We enhance his show with our passion, 295 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,675 with our suffering. 296 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:13,889 I warn this dismal, hollow, worn-out Sultan 297 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,225 that we're neither marionettes nor fiends. 298 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,647 We're of this earth 299 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:22,852 but not as mere compost, as he would have us. 300 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:26,864 He doesn't know us, nor Wants to 301 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,066 and that is his fatal error. 302 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,618 While we've been shut up in his harem 303 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,197 or isolated in our respective ghettos 304 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,954 we've had the time to study him. 305 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,044 To observe this keeper of ours. 306 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,584 Our Lord! 307 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,875 We know you well! 308 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:50,053 Everything about you. You're the marionette, the fiend! 309 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,638 Look at him! 310 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,260 He hides. 311 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,889 You can't hide! 312 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,432 Your number is up. 313 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:02,475 Look, I'll tell them everything, about the train and how you... 314 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,810 Look sisters! 315 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,774 In close-up! 316 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,535 Go to hell! 317 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,335 Attention! 318 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,174 A male 319 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,967 lurks among us, and listens to what we say. 320 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,886 He steals our words. He records them 321 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:37,263 only to deform their meaning. 322 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:38,722 He's a spy. 323 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,768 We must stop him. Find him. 324 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,645 Corner him. Throw him out. 325 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:55,990 Excuse me... 326 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,416 Over there. That's him! 327 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,079 Out! Out! Out! 328 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,636 Ladies, please... 329 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,017 I came here by chance. 330 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,391 Let me speak. 331 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:23,897 Sir... 332 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,893 Come, follow me. 333 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,618 What manners! You're all mad! 334 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:49,081 How was I supposed to know you were holding a convention? 335 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,502 Why pick on me? 336 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,546 What's so funny? 337 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:55,633 Why'd you call me? Let me out. 338 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,931 Where are you going? 339 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,176 I wouldn't let him out. 340 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,678 What does he want from us? 341 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:08,691 Instead I feel like helping him. I'm very maternal. 342 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,860 I can't help it. 343 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,563 It's my big weakness. Can you skate? 344 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,825 Skate? As a kid... 345 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:19,574 You've a chance then. Give him your skates. 346 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:23,407 You must be brave and above all, lucky. 347 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:27,373 - Are you lucky? - For what? Skating? 348 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,538 Where are we going? 349 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:58,409 That's Gabriella, every day, she circles the rink 300 times. 350 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,284 She made a vow. 351 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:06,371 Why don't we tell them you're the new instructor? 352 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,044 He'll end up like the plumber did. 353 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,714 It'd be a pity. 354 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,800 That thing's upstairs. 355 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,348 Be careful when you open it. 356 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,606 - Come, put the skates on. - Where's the exit? 357 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:34,357 - You said you'd help me get out. - In front of you. 358 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,914 They're good, huh? 359 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,557 Must you go? 360 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,359 - How old are you? - Too old. 361 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,989 Strike here, the male genital organs. 362 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:25,866 You missed. You all miss! 363 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,198 You lack concentration. 364 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,204 Concentration is everything. 365 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,411 Keep mind on objective. 366 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,287 Come, Camilla. 367 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,840 Legs wide apart... 368 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:42,592 I got first prize for the best kick i n the testicles. 369 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:46,550 - It's bothersome, isn't it? - Oh no, it's a joy. 370 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,012 Why are you here? 371 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:55,062 Strange, isn't it? I'm a chick full of contradictions. 372 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,403 Ready for "Mackarij" kick... Go! 373 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:06,862 Good kick! Because good concentration. 374 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:11,792 In your imaginative sphere you must visualize the genitals. 375 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:15,253 Are you trying to rescue him, Donatella? 376 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,165 Lots Of luck! 377 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:30,556 Come, grandpa. 378 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:34,481 Hold on. It's thirty years since I've... 379 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,235 Don't be so nervous. 380 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,024 I have a trick knee. 381 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,743 You'll lead me to the exit, won't you? 382 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:50,288 You�re such a dear... 383 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,706 Don't pull, I'll fall. 384 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:03,172 Let go! I don't need you. 385 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,949 Afraid, huh? 386 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,088 How beautiful! 387 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,843 They're good. Very choreographic. 388 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,519 Shall I come and get you? 389 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,771 It's a madhouse! 390 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,648 Hurry, you fool! 391 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,869 - Come, Daddy... - A bunch of nitwits! 392 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,576 - Stop them! - They can't stop. 393 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:19,211 We have to get through. Let us through! 394 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,921 Look out! The stairs! 395 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,965 The stairs... 396 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,429 The steps are slippery. 397 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:40,811 You slip like an eel. 398 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,527 My husband kept slipping 399 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,526 until he was kaputt. 400 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,159 Come, little one... 401 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,992 Breathe together with me. 402 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,830 Breathe and count: "Eins''... 403 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,247 Does it hurt? 404 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,579 Of course it does! 405 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,428 Cunts! 406 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:15,300 Look what a nice bronco! 407 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:16,768 I get such ideas... 408 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,599 I have to get back. Where's the station? 409 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,681 Station? 410 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,232 I take you. 411 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,277 But "nicht so schnell", young fella. 412 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:29,822 I can't make out what she says! 413 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,492 I won't touch you because I dirty you more. 414 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,827 Good boy... Take your little coat and scarf. 415 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:43,578 You see how black I am? 416 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:48,212 A bucket of water and I'm all white. Like a slice of bread. 417 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,846 "Schon besser"? Feel better? 418 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,558 Let's go then. Move, young fella. 419 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:01,262 Who'll ever believe this? If that bitch up there hadn't... 420 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:05,562 What time is it? Who knows? 421 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,560 Listen... 422 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,575 "And with his dipper He skimmed the pot 423 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,617 "Skim, ski m, skim 424 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,534 ''And now I Scrub-Scrub.'' 425 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,540 Where's the station? 426 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,258 Makes hot bubbles inside... 427 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,948 You men are so strange. 428 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,864 You�re all little cubs. 429 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:13,001 You're a young fella too, a cub. 430 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:20,471 "They all got fever-fever For my beaver-beaver 431 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:23,762 "Cool it, water, cool it, cool it!" 432 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,348 ''The same rotten core.'' 433 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:30,235 Oh, really, Madame? "He hasn't changed a bit..." 434 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,232 Why should he change? 435 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,023 To become what, instead? 436 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:39,527 I'm all yours... 437 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,541 Come, little cub. I'm ready. 438 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:50,877 With my motorcycle we'll all be at the station in 10 minutes. 439 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,382 You afraid? 440 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,919 I'm harmless. 441 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,421 Except for one thing... 442 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:03,010 Just kidding. Don't be afraid for your thing. 443 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,945 Hold on. 444 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,574 Hold on tight. Tighter, tighter! 445 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:56,359 Signora, I took a different road this morning. There was no canal! 446 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,528 It's a short cut. 447 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,908 You hear the frogs? 448 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,374 - They're singing - So who gives a damn? 449 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,956 How much longer will it take? 450 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,454 Almost there. 451 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,514 We'll stop here. 452 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,682 For just... sec-sec. 453 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,438 What for? 454 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,819 The Stationmaster, poor thing. 455 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,987 Signora, where're you going? 456 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,528 The Stationmaster's seeds. I promised him. 457 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,364 This is too much! 458 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,282 Come, help me. 459 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,031 Had I known... 460 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:52,706 Clever, Weisenheimer. You want everything easy. 461 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,338 Help her how? 462 00:43:56,676 --> 00:44:00,339 "There was a beaver who thought not of her beaver, poor thing. 463 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:04,798 "She takes him to the station, but he denies her 464 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,803 "a helping hand for a few seeds." 465 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:08,930 This is ridiculous! 466 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:13,227 "Komm, komm, we gather seeds for all our needs." 467 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,184 It'll only take a second. 468 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,270 Duck that nice head of yours. 469 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,152 - What beautiful hair... - Yeah, thanks. 470 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:26,782 These stuffed cats belong to my granddaughters. 471 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,205 It's hot in here, huh? 472 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:32,959 Want a fresh egg? They're good for you. 473 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,454 Puts lead in your pencil. 474 00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:40,334 Don't waste time, get the seeds and let's go. 475 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:45,635 It's not time for seeds, silly cub. 476 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,215 Look at this titty. 477 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,597 Ever seen one SO nice? 478 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,690 Oh, this is too much! 479 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,642 Signora, cover up... 480 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,478 Squeeze it for a sec then we'll go. 481 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,363 You know nothing about me. 482 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,401 Don't say no. Touch it with a finger 483 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:08,865 just for a sec-sec. 484 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,538 It's nice and firm. 485 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:15,039 Yeah, it's firm, but let's go to the station. 486 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:17,628 I've a cat down there that's purring. 487 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:21,215 - And moaning. - That's your business! 488 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,669 She's meowing. Come and stroke her. 489 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,470 My big cat! 490 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,547 Take me to the Station! 491 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,553 Are you crazy? 492 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,009 Let go! 493 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,183 I need it. Where are you? 494 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,811 Feed the cat. Feed it! 495 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:40,689 Don't oblige me to use force. 496 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:44,488 My God, how it stinks! 497 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,579 Help! Help! 498 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:56,751 Gimme your little "knockwurst", gimme gimme! 499 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,294 You pig! 500 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,538 You sow! 501 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:03,750 It's my mother... 502 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:08,008 Mama, I only came here to get 503 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,552 Some seeds. 504 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:13,934 Seeds for the Stationmaster. The gentleman here 505 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:15,428 was helping... 506 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,847 You monster! Come out! 507 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:21,309 How could I give birth to such a monster? 508 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:24,441 Look what she did to you. 509 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,483 I apologize on my knees for that filthy galoshe. 510 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,614 That barge! 511 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:32,240 Out! Come out! 512 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:36,995 I'll come out, but no kicking, Mama. Swear! 513 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,376 You old toad! 514 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:42,539 You swore... you'll go to hell for that. 515 00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,043 Go home! 516 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,341 Shame! 517 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:49,804 She didn't do anything, really. 518 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:51,964 I asked for Some seeds. 519 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:24,205 I'll fix her! Sweetie... 520 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,548 Accompany the gentleman 521 00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:30,962 to the train station. And make sure you take the River Road. 522 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:34,177 Forgive us. We're poor people. Long live Italy! 523 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:37,976 Yeah, long live! 524 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,771 Wait! My coat... 525 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,394 IS it far? 526 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,938 They'll meet us. 527 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:32,739 Who will? 528 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:38,071 Trudge, trudge The road will never budge 529 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,854 Where's Schizo? 530 00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:06,398 She's going clean. 531 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:08,560 She could be anywhere. 532 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:13,193 - Who's that? - We're takin' him to the station. 533 00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:16,905 The car's already a bit overloaded. 534 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:19,411 She's not comin'... doesn't feel good. 535 00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,324 Ugh... it's rippin' my guts. 536 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,534 Can't breathe. 537 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,876 What's she got? 538 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,634 Where'll I sit? 539 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:41,763 What are you doin', sittin' on the bottle with that ass... 540 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:47,022 Mommy struck again! 541 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,854 She screwed him... 542 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,524 She's something else! 543 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,399 Good-bye, Snow White. 544 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,717 No, no way. 545 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:25,686 "You turn me off", he says. "What? I turn you off?" 546 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:36,947 Then he says, "I can't score with you." 547 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:41,285 "You're wiped out, it's vice versa", I say. 548 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:44,660 He blows my mind, I swear. 549 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,456 They're comin'! 550 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:50,666 - Pussy ahead! - The San Vincenzo junkies! 551 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:54,965 She borrowed the car again. She's far out! 552 00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:26,451 Put On some sound. 553 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:23,216 What are you doing, you jerk? 554 00:52:44,745 --> 00:52:46,861 Look out! Stop! 555 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,076 Who was that idiot? 556 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:05,011 Hey, how's Big Red makin' out? 557 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,430 He's still makin' Out. 558 00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:28,240 Ciao, love... ciao, love. 559 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,620 Ciao, lover... 560 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,406 Don't be ridiculous. 561 00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:37,544 You know what I got here? You don't know what I got. 562 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,224 Relax... 563 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,276 There's nothing better to do. 564 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,896 Come on, dance. 565 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:23,465 The plane! 566 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:35,894 What are you doing? You're going backwards? 567 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:40,516 Stop! 568 00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:40,909 Let go! 569 00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:57,264 Asshole! Gimme back my gun. 570 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,845 Monsters! You're all monsters! 571 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:02,185 Diabolical! 572 00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:03,516 What are you? 573 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,184 Who's that jerk? 574 00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:57,535 Well? 575 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,960 You think you can scare me? 576 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,046 What film is this? 577 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,211 Stop running, my good man! 578 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:20,962 Italo, Franz, Cleo... come! 579 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:22,054 Be good! 580 00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:23,389 Enter... 581 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,427 I'll cover your retreat from those "lesbishes". 582 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:32,019 How can female creatures stoop so low? 583 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,736 They're blanks, unfortunately. 584 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:43,864 Only good for scaring them. 585 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:48,290 It's three nights they keep me awake 586 00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,208 with their shouting, 587 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:51,534 their sit-ins, 588 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,586 their Lesbos rallies. 589 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:57,587 Although I'm busy with other matters at night! 590 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,756 But just knowing that they're 591 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:03,805 camped down outside my house, makes me furious. 592 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,766 Come... No, wait. 593 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,595 Let me see your face. 594 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:13,356 Old pines fall down like this. 595 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:15,483 Hollowed Out. 596 01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:17,895 It was a hundred years old. 597 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:21,148 It toppled without warning. 598 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:24,906 - But we'll never fall. - Naturally... 599 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:28,205 You'll turn into repulsive old hags 600 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,408 before you'll see me topple! 601 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:33,584 Come in... 602 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,336 Thank you. 603 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:39,754 Drugged, teenage girls tried to run me over. 604 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,005 Typical. 605 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,299 It's criminal, really. 606 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:48,100 Have no fear. You're safe in my house. 607 01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:06,068 Come. 608 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,987 And don't worry about my puppies. 609 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,913 You like weapons? They're my passion. 610 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:18,004 Guns, women, horses. Women first! 611 01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:20,249 And women last too... 612 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,969 There's few of us left ever since the Invasion. 613 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:31,511 Have you heard? They've threatened to demolish my house. 614 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,436 Drink... 615 01:01:35,567 --> 01:01:37,603 Look what they did to you! 616 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:39,730 Want some clean clothes? 617 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:45,316 No, I'll be going. They were supposed to take me to the station. 618 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:49,153 - I'm sorry, we haven't met. - Z�berkock, Dr. Z�berkock. 619 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:51,363 Snaporaz, my pleasure. 620 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,623 Sit down. 621 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,591 By chance... 622 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:05,759 Weren't we schoolmates? 623 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:08,930 Wasn't it you... 624 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:12,968 I'd swear you were the one... 625 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:16,646 who could tie his dong at rest position. 626 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,273 At rest? 627 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,725 It wasn't me. 628 01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:23,186 Turn that light on. 629 01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:29,659 Your father had a white streak of hair? 630 01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:31,077 He was bald. 631 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:34,490 Good answer. I'm happy you're here. 632 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,245 This one? 633 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:45,171 Amazing... 634 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:50,096 - May I? - With your ear. 635 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,424 Go on. 636 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:58,889 It cost me a fortune. 637 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:02,267 At a public auction, I had to outbid 638 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:03,977 a Jamaican millionaire. 639 01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:07,777 It's better than Etruscan vases or Egyptian pots! 640 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:13,033 I've the finest "objets d'art" of the Orient and Europe 641 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:15,910 that honor the woman and love! 642 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,203 You do love D�Annunzio? 643 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:22,204 Of course! Pardon, is the station nearby? 644 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:25,336 I dreamt of him. He said: 645 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,050 ''Xavier... '' 646 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,762 "Remember the greenhouses!" 647 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,510 What greenhouses? 648 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,549 Quiet! 649 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:41,398 You shall see, my friend, 650 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:44,025 the splendor of my greenhouses. 651 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,986 The most beautiful orchids in the world, 652 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,482 with petals like flesh. 653 01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:57,038 It sounded like their patrol cycle. 654 01:03:57,292 --> 01:04:01,035 They come and go. Always checking! 655 01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:02,957 Day and night! 656 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:04,920 Goddamn them! 657 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,164 What�s this? 658 01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:08,340 Ah, you remember! 659 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:14,465 I invented it while still in school. But the Japanese stole my idea. 660 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,053 Typical. 661 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:19,849 Automatic vibrators, 3000 r. p.m. 662 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,522 With this the woman goes crazy. 663 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,520 She screeches like an eagle. 664 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,185 It's paradise for her. 665 01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:32,194 Be still! 666 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:35,201 Let's see if you have the courage! 667 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:36,573 Come on! 668 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:40,829 I'd love to see you fry on the high-tension wires! 669 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:45,541 Or better still, impaled on the spires of the main gate. 670 01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:49,295 Unfortunately, I had them designed like phalluses. 671 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:50,717 Grave mistake! 672 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:52,794 Yes... 673 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:58,934 My heart breaks when I think that my house, over 50 years old, 674 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:03,893 almost built with my own hands and baptized "My Temple" 675 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,232 must be demolished. 676 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:09,690 Dem-o-li-tion! 677 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,656 Dem-o-li-tion! 678 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:15,950 Dem-O-li-tion... Bitches! 679 01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:18,570 Why demolition? 680 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:22,282 Laws decreed by our new rulers. 681 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,788 Those hoodlum ''lesbishes''. 682 01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:27,245 They want a sick world. 683 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,081 But they don't know me. I shoot! 684 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:35,212 I have guns, dogs, high-tension. And faithful friends. 685 01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:37,505 Yes, but I must... 686 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:39,841 I have a fortress here! 687 01:05:40,895 --> 01:05:45,264 By Hercules, I must dress... for the party. Wait here. 688 01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:47,019 I can't stay... 689 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:50,986 I'll drive you back tomorrow, wherever you like. 690 01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:53,859 You have to see my orchids. 691 01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,054 3000 r.p.m. 692 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:26,392 How the hell does it stop? 693 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,477 Will you stop! 694 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,520 Idiot! You're gaining speed! 695 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:42,745 Quiet! Cool it. 696 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,381 ''Mother.'' 697 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,584 Let me dig him out. 698 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,416 Find him with my own hands. 699 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:07,804 Oh good God, what have you here? 700 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,509 What is it? 701 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:16,395 Let me dig him out. Find him with ... 702 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,704 Turn around how? 703 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,956 Like this? Is this good? 704 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,000 But I'll fall! 705 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,800 Ah, like that... like that! 706 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,718 Oh, yes, yes... 707 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,522 No... too much. 708 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,899 That's enough. 709 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,193 I beg you. 710 01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:04,690 Stop... stop. 711 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:11,158 No, no, no... More! More! More! 712 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,960 You had enough orgasm. Now I want orgasm. 713 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,757 A 15-minute orgasm. 714 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:28,588 I want orgasm twice. 715 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:31,550 To "orgasm" or "orgasimize"? 716 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:33,138 To come. 717 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:41,939 You had enough orgasm. Now I want orgasm... 718 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:56,666 Who are you? 719 01:10:58,546 --> 01:10:59,752 Let's try here. 720 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,630 I'll eat him! 721 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,090 Don't think so? 722 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,478 Your turn! 723 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,692 Oh, Mommy... 724 01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:30,817 Mummy... Mother... 725 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:40,206 She was Ula Bula. She sang when she loved. 726 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,407 Still more! 727 01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:24,955 Look how many! 728 01:12:31,389 --> 01:12:34,802 My dear friend, you're really extraordinary. 729 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,507 How did you manage? 730 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:40,599 Want to hear them all together? The dear ladies? 731 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:55,298 Elena! You, in here? 732 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,549 Aren't you? 733 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,640 My train was stuck in the country. 734 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:02,218 I wanted to phone. 735 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:05,771 - I'd have called anyway. - I was out. 736 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:07,602 How come? 737 01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:10,644 Isban Isbarashi! 738 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,524 Let us begin. 739 01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:17,359 We cannot disappoint our faithful friends. 740 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:21,529 Beautiful lady, join the celebration 741 01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:24,331 for my ten thousandth conquest. 742 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,534 Everyone's waiting. 743 01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,668 Come... 744 01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:31,585 You too, dear Snaporaz. 745 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:01,536 Best wishes, Dr. Z�berkock. 746 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,528 You find her beautiful? 747 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:05,512 Wait, my friends, before applauding. 748 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:07,517 My sweet fianc�e 749 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:11,021 would like to perform something for you. 750 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,857 Concentration... 751 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:15,401 Impossible. 752 01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:28,330 Don't upset hi m. 753 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:32,501 I'd do it for you, but I don't know how. 754 01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:35,504 - Do what? - You'll see. 755 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,340 Music. 756 01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:08,496 Where will these gold pieces end up? 757 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:38,768 An Oriental art practiced by many courtesans. 758 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,229 It's Zen-Sex. 759 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:42,692 Want to try? 760 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:45,199 Another one. 761 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,039 Silence. 762 01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:57,958 Give me your necklace. 763 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:02,754 She does it with pearls too! 764 01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:34,198 You happy? Happy now? 765 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:41,914 Ten thousand candles. I will try. 766 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,713 All of them! 767 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,847 How about those? 768 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:43,854 IS he mad? 769 01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:47,483 Swine! 770 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:50,862 No, it's not what you think! 771 01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:59,541 Look here my friends. 772 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:02,252 It was champagne! 773 01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:09,711 D'Annunzio writes: "Oh, sinuous female forms 774 01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:13,923 "coiled like the spirals of a white serpent 775 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:16,641 "Oh, maiden, how imperceptibly 776 01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:22,520 "you turn the byplay of love into a surging fire 777 01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:25,817 ''Drink of me... 778 01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:29,522 ''I am the wine that inebriates�' 779 01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:32,691 Friends... 780 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,535 Midst all this merrymaking, 781 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:38,034 I feel great sadness 782 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:39,532 'tis a bitter cake. 783 01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:43,336 Because you pissed on it, you slob! 784 01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:45,079 It's not that... 785 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:46,459 Then why? 786 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:52,720 Because it's time to say farewell to women. 787 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:54,922 All women. 788 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,425 To the woman of the poet. 789 01:20:57,603 --> 01:20:59,013 The true woman. 790 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:01,311 To my woman. 791 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:10,816 At least tell me... 792 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,864 Only you can go to parties? 793 01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:15,614 This lady also likes 794 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:18,950 to enjoy her liberty! 795 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:21,665 Thanks for showing me how! 796 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:24,334 Let's go away. 797 01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:27,037 I get depressed at home. 798 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,499 I ran into my singing teacher. 799 01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:35,429 Excuse me, sir, but I'm talking to my psychoanalyst. 800 01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:38,432 Go right ahead, I'm not... 801 01:21:39,561 --> 01:21:41,597 What are you doing here? 802 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:43,304 You vagabond! 803 01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:46,765 Loredana. 804 01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:50,986 Look who�s here! 805 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:56,032 Your button's coming loose. 806 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:58,159 Come, I'll fix it. 807 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:03,157 I'll be right there, Elena! 808 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:13,963 I keep everything in here. 809 01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:15,631 So I see. 810 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,347 You're sweet, you remind me... 811 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:20,970 It's incredible. 812 01:22:21,228 --> 01:22:24,186 You're the spitting image of a showgirl who... 813 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:25,353 I'm her daughter. 814 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:31,152 - She was my mother. - There were two very pretty... 815 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:32,523 Yes, my aunt. 816 01:22:32,698 --> 01:22:34,484 The Smash Duo. 817 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:38,780 The Smash Duo! What memories! 818 01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:41,912 And you're a feminist? 819 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:43,826 Naturally. 820 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,542 How could I not be? 821 01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:55,338 Why do you come here? 822 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:57,924 That's a secret. 823 01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:05,560 You got yourself into a mess. 824 01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:08,142 I feel better. Want to talk? 825 01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:09,939 No, thanks anyway. 826 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:13,944 Tell me... Why am I in a mess? 827 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:17,363 Adieu woman! 828 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:21,945 Oh, what war, what peace, what land, what sea, 829 01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:24,413 you were for me 830 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:28,868 Water and fire, all is desire 831 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,453 And when I pray 832 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:34,965 'tis you I implore 833 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,297 Adieu... 834 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,465 Eyes so imperious 835 01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:46,010 Knees so mysterious 836 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:49,771 To you, I say adieu! 837 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,566 Adieu... 838 01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:56,483 Oh navel so compelling 839 01:23:56,823 --> 01:24:00,941 You were the dwelling 840 01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:04,912 of my dying lips 841 01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:09,373 Yes, I'm drinking. 842 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:12,662 My fifth. Or sixth or tenth. 843 01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:16,248 I don't know but I've no intention of stopping. 844 01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,675 What a bore you are. 845 01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:21,629 And yet your friends consider you witty. 846 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:24,885 One who sees the brighter side of life. 847 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:32,481 But did you ever force yourself to make me smile? 848 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:36,652 To make me a part of things, as a true friend? 849 01:24:36,863 --> 01:24:37,898 Never! 850 01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:43,450 It wouldn't hurt to try, 851 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:47,954 at least once, before everything turns to shit! 852 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:53,918 But he's too busy with crossword puzzles 853 01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:56,834 and mystery stories, with his waistline, 854 01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:59,837 his homeopathic cures, acupuncture... 855 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:04,839 Maybe a little puncture down there would do you good, huh? 856 01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,973 How considerate you are. 857 01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:09,468 Listen, Elena, don't you ... 858 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,429 Oh, sorry... 859 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:40,967 Remember when you used to place little notes under my pillow? 860 01:25:41,845 --> 01:25:43,460 Did you love me then? 861 01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:45,804 Did you? 862 01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:49,178 Answer me! 863 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:55,309 Why do I even bother asking? 864 01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,187 You never listen to me. 865 01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:01,858 He never once listened to me! 866 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,490 He's mum. 867 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:07,909 Look at hi m. 868 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,903 He won't talk. 869 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:13,248 You shouldn't talk when you're like this! 870 01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:21,585 Do you realize how empty my life is? 871 01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:23,884 Has it ever dawned on you? 872 01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:27,629 Was I ever able to talk about me 873 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:32,385 without you making a face or fidgeting? 874 01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:38,478 What important exchange have we had in all these years? 875 01:26:39,069 --> 01:26:40,309 None. 876 01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:42,394 Never! 877 01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:44,271 Never anything! 878 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:50,527 Only when you're far away, 879 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:55,036 do you feel the need to call up, and chat. 880 01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:57,284 I'm your refuge. 881 01:26:57,504 --> 01:26:59,745 But I wasn't made for that! 882 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:02,377 I'm sorry, it's not enough! 883 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:06,590 You had your mother for that. I'm not your mother! 884 01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:08,887 Quiet... 885 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:17,479 Must you do this to me? 886 01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:30,571 Calm down, please. 887 01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,654 It's not as bad as you make it. 888 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:37,458 You're exaggerating. We haven't come to such odds. 889 01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:41,082 We've been through difficult moments before. 890 01:27:44,009 --> 01:27:46,295 We'll grow old together. 891 01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:48,551 I won't leave you. 892 01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:53,048 You won't? 893 01:27:53,435 --> 01:27:54,641 But I will! 894 01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:56,434 Asshole. 895 01:27:57,022 --> 01:27:59,308 Grow old with you? 896 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:01,606 To be your nursemaid? 897 01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:04,810 Tend to all your ills? 898 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:10,024 Clean your bedpans, and put up with your whims? 899 01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:13,360 There's a fountain... you'll fall in! 900 01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:15,369 I'm better Off alone. 901 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:21,502 Do you know what you've turned me into? I'm a nonentity. 902 01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:24,462 Do I still exist? 903 01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:28,501 Go on, say it that I don't exist. 904 01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:32,045 Don't you think I worry about our situation? 905 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:34,548 About shedding some light on it? 906 01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:36,842 Let's not torture each other. 907 01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:41,138 Shed some light? 908 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,900 He wants to "shed light". 909 01:28:45,946 --> 01:28:47,652 Then let's shed, sir. 910 01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:50,822 Shed away! 911 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:17,682 Silly, you don't know how to do it. 912 01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:30,358 There may still be a chance, if you wanted. 913 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:35,534 Or are we too old to be young again, you and I? 914 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:41,614 The police! Police! 915 01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,581 Wake up, Krisha. The police! 916 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:49,540 - Your Residence Permit? - A new gorilla? 917 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:55,554 Though my hearts brims with desire, I say... 918 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,762 Adieu! 919 01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:05,392 Good evening, one and all! 920 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:07,307 Dr. Z�berkock, my respects. 921 01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:10,439 Forgive me for interrupting like this 922 01:30:10,614 --> 01:30:14,198 but the owner of the house, illegally built 923 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,775 and subject to demolition, 924 01:30:16,995 --> 01:30:19,782 is aware, correct me otherwise, 925 01:30:19,998 --> 01:30:21,488 that all parties 926 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,873 must terminate at 11. 30 pm. 927 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:26,371 You've only a few minutes left. 928 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:29,375 My beautiful Inspector, 929 01:30:29,549 --> 01:30:32,666 your presence does honor my house. 930 01:30:32,886 --> 01:30:34,171 May I ...? 931 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:38,096 At 8 am tomorrow you will report to Lt. Myrna. 932 01:30:38,350 --> 01:30:41,808 She wants to know why you fired upon 933 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,760 innocent schoolgirls this morning. 934 01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:46,517 Little cub! Identification, please! 935 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,182 What the...? You're a policewoman? 936 01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:53,402 I shot in the air. 937 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:55,780 I have witnesses. 938 01:30:55,992 --> 01:30:57,732 You�re a little soft. 939 01:30:57,953 --> 01:31:01,571 What's this I feel that wriggles like an eel? 940 01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:05,199 It's limp. It hangs at 6.30. 941 01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:09,456 Elena! My love! 942 01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:10,916 Francesca! 943 01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:12,459 Darling! 944 01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:14,165 I'll dress myself! 945 01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:17,093 Now I make a report: 946 01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:21,465 Why are you here? And when will you go away? 947 01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:24,764 Another motorcycle ride? 948 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:39,316 You're guilty of mistreating minors 949 01:31:39,536 --> 01:31:42,027 but thanks to Elena, we'll not arrest you. 950 01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:44,154 They were minors? 951 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:48,371 I'm guilty of having mistreated poor little girls? 952 01:31:48,545 --> 01:31:49,910 Yes, little girls! 953 01:31:56,928 --> 01:31:59,544 What have I signed, sweet enchantress? 954 01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:04,383 The report concerning your dog's aggressiveness and subsequent death. 955 01:32:06,396 --> 01:32:08,762 Dr. Z�berkock, you know very well 956 01:32:08,982 --> 01:32:11,815 you can't keep dogs like that 957 01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:13,858 without special permission. 958 01:32:14,404 --> 01:32:16,611 One attacked a guard, and was killed. 959 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:18,442 Ladies... 960 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:21,316 Our humble respects. 961 01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:26,412 I'm sorry, but the Stationmaster is better than you. 962 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,784 They killed Italo! 963 01:32:31,463 --> 01:32:34,546 The dog I loved most. 964 01:32:34,674 --> 01:32:36,756 Whores! Murderers! 965 01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:39,550 Three of you for every dog killed! 966 01:32:41,264 --> 01:32:42,720 Italo... 967 01:32:47,353 --> 01:32:50,140 What harm did he ever do, 968 01:32:50,774 --> 01:32:53,356 this faithful friend? 969 01:33:23,473 --> 01:33:26,556 What's happening tonight, anyway? 970 01:33:30,021 --> 01:33:32,854 I feel storms in my belly. 971 01:33:33,024 --> 01:33:36,232 Love is beautiful when it's storming. 972 01:33:36,736 --> 01:33:38,476 Right, Krisha? 973 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:42,272 Signorina, have you seen my wife anywhere? 974 01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:45,367 I've seen many wives since I work for Dr. Z�berkock. 975 01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:49,530 A woman in a red dress, seated there. 976 01:33:50,834 --> 01:33:53,792 The lady went to sleep. She's upstairs. 977 01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:56,624 Not SO loud! 978 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:02,004 You see what they did to your boy? 979 01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:08,597 My sweet Mommy... 980 01:34:12,730 --> 01:34:14,686 You're my true love... 981 01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:21,519 My little girl ... 982 01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:24,982 My sweetheart. 983 01:34:28,371 --> 01:34:29,451 Mamushka... 984 01:34:34,460 --> 01:34:38,248 Good night. Sweet dreams, 985 01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:40,625 my precious Mommy. 986 01:34:47,098 --> 01:34:49,464 Close all the lights. 987 01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:51,678 Close up everything. 988 01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:55,391 No one lives here anymore. 989 01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:02,018 I keep thinking 990 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:06,023 that our dear Xavier should get married. 991 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,367 One needs a woman, my boy. 992 01:35:12,498 --> 01:35:15,581 A house should always have a woman. 993 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:18,956 "A house without a woman", 994 01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,296 they say in my parts, 995 01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:26,259 "is like the sea without a Siren." 996 01:35:29,474 --> 01:35:31,510 Don't you agree with me? 997 01:35:45,782 --> 01:35:46,862 This was... 998 01:35:47,158 --> 01:35:49,490 the nice surprise 999 01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:53,825 that Dr. Xavier had prepared for you. 1000 01:35:56,709 --> 01:36:00,577 Raina and Vessilas. Two darlings. 1001 01:36:00,797 --> 01:36:02,913 You can begin. 1002 01:36:03,174 --> 01:36:04,539 We're not ready! 1003 01:36:04,801 --> 01:36:06,291 Sit down, Signora. 1004 01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:08,839 Sit down, sit! 1005 01:36:09,889 --> 01:36:12,346 We're here to applaud you. 1006 01:36:25,863 --> 01:36:29,856 Look, my boy. They have skin that glows. 1007 01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:52,420 Come, they're dancing! 1008 01:37:12,952 --> 01:37:14,192 Fred Astaire. 1009 01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:45,784 The lights went out! 1010 01:38:46,003 --> 01:38:48,494 It's better in the dark! 1011 01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,881 And that other song that went... 1012 01:38:53,886 --> 01:38:56,298 We're prettier by candlelight. 1013 01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:59,673 You dance so well ... Such class! 1014 01:39:03,187 --> 01:39:04,427 Remember? 1015 01:39:07,233 --> 01:39:08,348 My son, 1016 01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:12,393 the night has begun. 1017 01:39:13,239 --> 01:39:16,777 And with each new night, the great journey begins. 1018 01:39:16,993 --> 01:39:21,407 Do you know where I go every single night? 1019 01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:23,495 TO him! 1020 01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:27,158 To my great, my one and only love! 1021 01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:33,005 Remember that actress, always wrapped in furs with sensuous lips? 1022 01:39:33,259 --> 01:39:36,296 Once we stole her poster from the movie house 1023 01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,845 and took turns each night. What royal jackoffs! 1024 01:40:01,412 --> 01:40:03,323 What a beautiful nightshirt. 1025 01:40:03,539 --> 01:40:07,908 The Master's father slept in it, and his father before hi m. 1026 01:40:08,169 --> 01:40:11,536 And tonight you'll sleep in it too. 1027 01:40:12,381 --> 01:40:15,339 This was their room. 1028 01:40:15,551 --> 01:40:19,464 Someone must always sleep here, or else they'll come. 1029 01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:22,262 But with an onion by your side, 1030 01:40:22,475 --> 01:40:24,761 you will sleep till morningtide. 1031 01:40:24,977 --> 01:40:27,389 But I don't want to sleep! 1032 01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:29,724 "Peel the lady 1033 01:40:29,941 --> 01:40:31,681 ''made of fruit.'' 1034 01:40:31,901 --> 01:40:36,235 "With 3 apples 'neath his bed The ugly voices took and fled." 1035 01:40:36,447 --> 01:40:39,530 "Dream of bliss And the Moon Maid's kiss." 1036 01:40:39,742 --> 01:40:41,278 Let's question him, girls! 1037 01:40:41,494 --> 01:40:42,529 Are you in love? 1038 01:40:42,745 --> 01:40:44,485 How old are you? 1039 01:40:45,665 --> 01:40:47,075 Own up, how old? 1040 01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:49,741 I hit fifty, but I'm still nifty! 1041 01:41:19,532 --> 01:41:20,442 Go, Snaporaz! 1042 01:41:20,616 --> 01:41:23,403 He's off to a good start! 1043 01:41:23,578 --> 01:41:25,614 Listen to the wind, 1044 01:41:26,122 --> 01:41:29,865 and all the Secrets it tells. 1045 01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:31,749 Thank you, that'll do. 1046 01:41:31,961 --> 01:41:34,668 Dream, dream, pretty boy. 1047 01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,791 A great woman 1048 01:41:37,258 --> 01:41:39,544 weaves your destiny. 1049 01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:44,345 Dream of me, the prettiest who satisfies every whim. 1050 01:41:45,808 --> 01:41:47,673 Good night, it's late. 1051 01:41:48,603 --> 01:41:49,843 Look at me... 1052 01:42:05,661 --> 01:42:08,698 Good night, Daddy Longlegs. And remember: 1053 01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:11,826 "Shut your eyes right away" 1054 01:42:12,043 --> 01:42:13,408 "And heed not what the voices say." 1055 01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:15,876 Oh, we're stuck! 1056 01:42:16,797 --> 01:42:20,005 Choosing between you two is no easy matter. 1057 01:42:24,347 --> 01:42:26,383 Wait! Don't go yet. 1058 01:42:26,599 --> 01:42:29,386 There's one little thing. Come closer. 1059 01:42:29,935 --> 01:42:31,391 Good night. 1060 01:42:34,649 --> 01:42:35,513 Listen... 1061 01:42:36,651 --> 01:42:38,187 It's important. 1062 01:42:45,743 --> 01:42:48,655 What do you want? 1063 01:43:29,578 --> 01:43:31,239 I want to make love! 1064 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:32,535 Make love! 1065 01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:34,663 But it's raining... 1066 01:43:35,626 --> 01:43:37,412 Quiet. We're guests. 1067 01:43:57,815 --> 01:43:59,225 Shame! 1068 01:43:59,442 --> 01:44:02,149 Look what your whores have done to you. 1069 01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:30,340 Well? 1070 01:44:31,432 --> 01:44:32,547 Well what? 1071 01:44:33,017 --> 01:44:33,927 You�re dead! 1072 01:44:34,226 --> 01:44:36,888 I'm tired. I've been traveling. 1073 01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:39,266 I thought we were separated. 1074 01:46:35,806 --> 01:46:38,047 It's freezing up here. 1075 01:46:38,517 --> 01:46:39,632 How much longer...? 1076 01:46:39,977 --> 01:46:42,935 There! He stuck his head Out. 1077 01:46:44,106 --> 01:46:46,518 Who are you? What are you doing here? 1078 01:46:52,489 --> 01:46:53,649 Hi there! 1079 01:46:53,866 --> 01:46:55,402 Hey, Snaporaz! 1080 01:47:08,756 --> 01:47:12,214 Rosina, Rosina, she quenches my thirst 1081 01:47:12,426 --> 01:47:15,589 The girl with the most, and also the first 1082 01:47:45,876 --> 01:47:46,911 It tickles! 1083 01:47:54,635 --> 01:47:56,842 I'll call your mother. Stop it! 1084 01:47:59,556 --> 01:48:00,716 I'm working. 1085 01:48:01,433 --> 01:48:05,017 Want a good smack? You'll get it all right! 1086 01:48:05,396 --> 01:48:06,385 Come here. 1087 01:48:26,375 --> 01:48:27,615 Look who�s here! 1088 01:48:28,252 --> 01:48:30,413 Will you look who's here 1089 01:48:30,587 --> 01:48:32,623 Remember the lovely fishmonger? 1090 01:48:33,674 --> 01:48:36,962 Oh, how we sighed, how we cried 1091 01:48:42,766 --> 01:48:45,223 Take a look at this fish! 1092 01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:50,103 Eat my fish and you'll make love till you're a hundred. 1093 01:48:52,234 --> 01:48:54,099 The fish lady from San Leo! 1094 01:48:54,653 --> 01:48:56,359 The eyes of a wildcat. 1095 01:48:56,530 --> 01:48:58,566 Had I been a fish! 1096 01:49:00,701 --> 01:49:02,942 She was like a dream 1097 01:49:03,203 --> 01:49:05,319 In the dark, she was a shark! 1098 01:49:05,539 --> 01:49:08,281 Good-bye! Oh, the nurse... 1099 01:49:08,584 --> 01:49:09,744 from the health resort. 1100 01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:12,417 Let me see the nurse. 1101 01:49:15,340 --> 01:49:17,422 With all those teeth! 1102 01:49:18,302 --> 01:49:20,418 Feeling better today? 1103 01:49:22,431 --> 01:49:26,515 My little bube become big strong fella. 1104 01:49:29,605 --> 01:49:30,970 I wanted to marry her. 1105 01:49:31,273 --> 01:49:34,561 Imagine having a wife who carries you to bed. 1106 01:49:35,611 --> 01:49:36,726 She was German. 1107 01:49:36,945 --> 01:49:38,606 What was your name? 1108 01:49:51,418 --> 01:49:53,909 The most breathtaking, spectacular 1109 01:49:54,213 --> 01:49:57,546 show ever offered to the public: 1110 01:49:57,758 --> 01:49:59,294 The Circle Of Death. 1111 01:49:59,510 --> 01:50:01,671 You won't believe your eyes. 1112 01:50:01,887 --> 01:50:05,300 You won't believe it possible. 1113 01:50:05,516 --> 01:50:08,223 And yet, look what we have here: 1114 01:50:08,435 --> 01:50:09,800 Lyonet! 1115 01:50:10,145 --> 01:50:13,228 The pride and joy of the U.S.A. 1116 01:50:18,654 --> 01:50:22,567 And Ginette Lamour! A Parisian thoroughbred! 1117 01:50:22,783 --> 01:50:25,365 They'll knock you dead! 1118 01:50:25,536 --> 01:50:29,870 Matchless beauty, and unsurpassed courage! 1119 01:50:30,124 --> 01:50:32,206 They risk their lives 1120 01:50:32,417 --> 01:50:35,454 in a terrifying Circle Of Death. 1121 01:50:37,840 --> 01:50:40,673 Look Marcello, see what I see? 1122 01:50:40,884 --> 01:50:43,250 Remember? Way back in '23? 1123 01:51:38,275 --> 01:51:39,515 Wait for me! 1124 01:51:47,701 --> 01:51:50,033 Oh la la, oh la la, 1125 01:51:50,287 --> 01:51:52,573 Oh la la, the cinema! 1126 01:51:52,789 --> 01:51:53,995 The cinema! 1127 01:52:38,043 --> 01:52:40,159 Are you that sure of yourself? 1128 01:52:40,379 --> 01:52:45,419 Do you really think you can read a woman's heart? 1129 01:52:45,801 --> 01:52:47,507 It's too late, Ivan. 1130 01:52:48,387 --> 01:52:51,675 The Ambassador has ordered my re-entry. 1131 01:52:51,848 --> 01:52:55,841 For me, it's already winter! 1132 01:54:02,627 --> 01:54:04,208 The widow on the grave! 1133 01:54:04,421 --> 01:54:07,754 To whose ass I was a Slave! 1134 01:54:08,800 --> 01:54:10,665 You're monotonous, dear Marcello 1135 01:54:10,886 --> 01:54:14,595 A woman, my good fellow, doesn't begin from behind 1136 01:54:14,806 --> 01:54:16,546 Behind, behind 1137 01:54:16,725 --> 01:54:18,010 Marcello, 1138 01:54:18,268 --> 01:54:20,384 remember that bordello? 1139 01:54:21,188 --> 01:54:24,726 The "assophile's delight" You became one overnight 1140 01:54:24,983 --> 01:54:26,939 An "Assophile", overnight! 1141 01:56:30,734 --> 01:56:33,396 Hey! Good-bye... farewell! 1142 01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,524 Get my coat, Adelina. 1143 01:56:40,702 --> 01:56:42,533 It was cold up there. 1144 01:56:42,746 --> 01:56:44,111 You're crazy. 1145 01:56:44,331 --> 01:56:47,494 At our age one should stay at home! 1146 01:56:52,047 --> 01:56:52,752 The lights? 1147 01:56:52,964 --> 01:56:55,421 We finished before time. 1148 01:56:57,511 --> 01:56:59,217 Where're you going? 1149 01:56:59,554 --> 01:57:00,964 How'll I get down? 1150 01:57:01,223 --> 01:57:03,555 Don't break our gonads! 1151 01:57:38,552 --> 01:57:40,383 I close cage! 1152 01:57:46,434 --> 01:57:49,096 You�re so ridiculous! Ridiculous! 1153 01:57:49,312 --> 01:57:50,301 Listen... 1154 01:57:50,522 --> 01:57:52,012 You forgive? 1155 01:57:55,610 --> 01:57:56,770 Poor thing. 1156 01:57:57,279 --> 01:58:00,146 PROGRESSENCE 1157 01:58:12,210 --> 01:58:13,541 Hello, I ... 1158 01:58:18,883 --> 01:58:20,339 Hey, open up! Open! 1159 01:58:21,553 --> 01:58:22,542 Why pick on...? 1160 01:58:23,680 --> 01:58:24,635 Where am I? 1161 01:58:24,848 --> 01:58:28,056 This was the nicest part. Open up! 1162 01:58:34,441 --> 01:58:36,432 Let's take a look-see. 1163 01:58:43,033 --> 01:58:45,775 He fainted. I knew it... 1164 01:58:47,412 --> 01:58:48,902 Could he be faking it? 1165 01:58:51,583 --> 01:58:54,541 Oh dear, he weighs a ton. He overeats. 1166 01:58:57,505 --> 01:58:59,917 He's too heavy, I'll crack my arm. 1167 01:59:02,636 --> 01:59:04,501 He looks familiar. 1168 01:59:04,971 --> 01:59:06,507 Hold him. 1169 01:59:09,184 --> 01:59:11,470 For a minute I thought... 1170 01:59:11,770 --> 01:59:13,510 This one's much older! 1171 01:59:13,688 --> 01:59:16,145 Signora, I'll leave him here. 1172 01:59:25,659 --> 01:59:26,318 Well? 1173 01:59:28,161 --> 01:59:28,866 Limp! 1174 01:59:29,079 --> 01:59:30,535 I told him: 1175 01:59:30,705 --> 01:59:32,866 stay home, watch TV. 1176 01:59:33,333 --> 01:59:36,791 Ricitelli, Achille, alias Ricky! 1177 01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:40,912 Tower 22! Ring number 7. 1178 01:59:42,801 --> 01:59:45,167 Go to it, boys. Guts! 1179 01:59:46,012 --> 01:59:47,718 You're getting fat. 1180 01:59:49,391 --> 01:59:50,597 I'll have to fine you. 1181 01:59:51,810 --> 01:59:57,225 Honey, I called your wife and sister. I get your silk robe, right? 1182 01:59:58,024 --> 01:59:59,855 You've been called. They're waiting. 1183 02:00:00,026 --> 02:00:01,937 Why me? I'm no Latin lover. 1184 02:00:02,987 --> 02:00:06,320 You tell her. Give me a minute, let me explain. 1185 02:00:06,950 --> 02:00:09,487 No, I'm not going. Leave me! 1186 02:00:09,661 --> 02:00:11,617 I have to write to my wife! 1187 02:00:11,871 --> 02:00:14,453 To my mother! Let go! 1188 02:00:15,750 --> 02:00:18,241 Comrades! Help! 1189 02:00:18,670 --> 02:00:20,410 Why are you here? 1190 02:00:27,345 --> 02:00:28,585 You maintain ... 1191 02:00:29,556 --> 02:00:31,717 that you lost your way? 1192 02:00:34,269 --> 02:00:35,679 Why didn't you go back? 1193 02:00:38,231 --> 02:00:40,472 Great! I even broke my glasses. 1194 02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:44,689 What's the biological difference between male and female? 1195 02:00:45,530 --> 02:00:48,021 Have you ever known the real woman? 1196 02:00:48,283 --> 02:00:50,319 Why do you go prying 1197 02:00:50,535 --> 02:00:52,526 in a world that escapes you? 1198 02:00:52,746 --> 02:00:54,611 Why did you choose to be male? 1199 02:00:54,831 --> 02:00:58,665 Have you explored your feminine component? 1200 02:00:58,918 --> 02:01:01,375 Spadone, Roberto! 1201 02:01:01,671 --> 02:01:04,253 Officially registered: male. 1202 02:01:04,507 --> 02:01:09,422 Specific characteristics: male. Hair: male. 1203 02:01:10,346 --> 02:01:12,177 At your service, Signor Roberto. 1204 02:01:15,185 --> 02:01:17,722 I'll consign it immediately, don't worry. 1205 02:01:17,896 --> 02:01:19,432 Keep it hanging, boys! 1206 02:01:20,732 --> 02:01:22,017 Good luck. 1207 02:01:27,155 --> 02:01:29,316 Come back, Signor Roberto! 1208 02:01:45,089 --> 02:01:48,206 Where do they go? What's over there? 1209 02:01:52,222 --> 02:01:54,929 You tell hi m. Why do they go there? 1210 02:01:55,517 --> 02:01:57,257 To know the ideal woman. 1211 02:01:58,228 --> 02:02:00,219 The woman of your dreams. 1212 02:02:00,438 --> 02:02:01,928 That Undiscovered Lady. 1213 02:02:02,440 --> 02:02:03,976 Describe your orgasm! 1214 02:02:04,692 --> 02:02:06,102 What is this? 1215 02:02:06,319 --> 02:02:08,776 I don't remember. Stop this nonsense! 1216 02:02:10,824 --> 02:02:13,031 Sorry, I really don't remember. 1217 02:02:14,369 --> 02:02:16,200 How can I answer you? 1218 02:02:16,412 --> 02:02:18,653 I'm confused. 1219 02:02:19,249 --> 02:02:21,331 Can't we end it here? 1220 02:02:26,381 --> 02:02:29,168 Let's... let's call it quits. 1221 02:02:29,425 --> 02:02:32,167 Thanks for everything, and "arrivederci", huh? 1222 02:02:32,387 --> 02:02:37,177 Besides, it's cold here. I mean it was fun, but... 1223 02:02:37,392 --> 02:02:40,759 Hold your arm right out. Go on. 1224 02:02:42,897 --> 02:02:43,977 Can't make it? 1225 02:02:44,482 --> 02:02:45,597 You're rickety. 1226 02:02:45,775 --> 02:02:49,939 You've probably never pointed out anything to anyone. 1227 02:02:50,238 --> 02:02:51,774 Mention a woman�s name! 1228 02:02:51,990 --> 02:02:54,823 Immediately! Don't think twice. 1229 02:02:55,034 --> 02:02:56,740 I don't know... Pippo! 1230 02:02:57,161 --> 02:02:58,196 Pippo? 1231 02:02:58,413 --> 02:03:01,701 I said Pippo because... just like that. 1232 02:03:02,166 --> 02:03:03,531 Don't ask me why. 1233 02:03:04,627 --> 02:03:06,618 It's strange, I admit... 1234 02:03:09,757 --> 02:03:11,042 Ring number 4! 1235 02:03:11,634 --> 02:03:13,590 Mataluso, Sabino! 1236 02:03:16,556 --> 02:03:18,262 What? I don�t understand. 1237 02:03:18,433 --> 02:03:19,548 The charges! 1238 02:03:19,726 --> 02:03:22,468 Refuses to answer: "Why are you here?" 1239 02:03:23,229 --> 02:03:26,892 Refuses to answer: "Why did you choose to be a male?" 1240 02:03:27,525 --> 02:03:30,562 Refuses to reveal all he knows. 1241 02:03:30,987 --> 02:03:32,648 He has no ready answers. 1242 02:03:33,197 --> 02:03:36,655 He never gives, nor lends, nor trusts. 1243 02:03:36,868 --> 02:03:40,736 He can't offer a woman true sexual fulfillment. 1244 02:03:40,914 --> 02:03:44,577 He can neither define nor distinguish his feminine component. 1245 02:03:44,751 --> 02:03:46,287 He repeats himself. 1246 02:03:46,544 --> 02:03:48,159 He wears socks in bed. 1247 02:03:48,338 --> 02:03:53,878 He's guilty of being aloof, self-indulgent. 1248 02:03:54,052 --> 02:03:55,508 He pities himself. 1249 02:03:55,637 --> 02:03:57,753 He can't find a way out. 1250 02:03:57,972 --> 02:04:00,930 He's afraid of decisions. He's always mum. 1251 02:04:02,644 --> 02:04:04,384 He's guilty of feeling guilty. 1252 02:04:04,604 --> 02:04:06,344 Takes himself too seriously. 1253 02:04:06,522 --> 02:04:11,232 He's guilty of "maniacal assophilism". 1254 02:04:11,527 --> 02:04:15,861 He cannot commit himself to one woman. 1255 02:04:16,950 --> 02:04:21,819 He deceives himself by imagining an ideal woman. 1256 02:04:22,497 --> 02:04:25,409 He believes that woman are mentally inferior. 1257 02:04:25,583 --> 02:04:29,292 He considers them superior beings. 1258 02:04:29,545 --> 02:04:31,661 He prefers the dark side of the moon. 1259 02:04:33,216 --> 02:04:35,878 He can't justify his aggressiveness, 1260 02:04:36,052 --> 02:04:40,170 his vulgarity, his arrogance towards women. 1261 02:04:40,348 --> 02:04:42,054 He feels lonely... 1262 02:04:55,321 --> 02:04:57,437 Don't kiss me. Keep away. 1263 02:04:57,740 --> 02:04:59,696 This style's becoming. 1264 02:05:00,201 --> 02:05:01,532 You're annoying! 1265 02:05:02,704 --> 02:05:04,035 You were so cute... 1266 02:05:04,288 --> 02:05:05,824 He can't cook. 1267 02:05:05,999 --> 02:05:08,331 And he pees standing up. 1268 02:05:12,839 --> 02:05:15,046 You're free. Go home. 1269 02:05:15,299 --> 02:05:17,255 Well, aren't you happy? 1270 02:05:17,468 --> 02:05:20,585 He's surprised. You didn't expect it, huh? 1271 02:05:25,393 --> 02:05:26,473 Where'll you go? 1272 02:05:32,650 --> 02:05:36,814 Now that I'm free, I'd like to continue and see 1273 02:05:37,238 --> 02:05:39,729 what's beyond there. 1274 02:05:40,199 --> 02:05:43,236 He wants to see. What a nut! 1275 02:05:44,370 --> 02:05:47,237 That's probably what you want me to do. 1276 02:05:49,083 --> 02:05:50,664 Should I call up? 1277 02:05:50,835 --> 02:05:54,874 You were absolutely fantastic! He's done for, isn't he? 1278 02:06:15,985 --> 02:06:17,395 Yes, he's here. 1279 02:06:17,904 --> 02:06:19,144 I'll tell him. 1280 02:06:20,448 --> 02:06:23,440 I knew it! And now what? 1281 02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:28,254 I thank you for considering me worthy of this encounter! 1282 02:07:31,269 --> 02:07:34,511 Although it's a waste of time for me and you. 1283 02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:49,367 Well? What do you want from me? 1284 02:07:49,996 --> 02:07:52,703 You don't like this head? Off it goes! 1285 02:07:53,916 --> 02:07:57,033 My eyes offend you? I won't look. 1286 02:08:16,230 --> 02:08:18,312 Shake her. Break her. 1287 02:08:18,524 --> 02:08:20,310 Find her. Lose her. 1288 02:08:20,526 --> 02:08:22,517 Open her. Close her. Love her. 1289 02:08:22,737 --> 02:08:25,228 Kill her. Remember her. Forget her. 1290 02:08:38,920 --> 02:08:40,535 Go to her! Go to her! 1291 02:08:55,061 --> 02:08:56,267 Yes, I'm going. 1292 02:08:56,520 --> 02:08:58,511 She's got to show up now! 1293 02:08:58,731 --> 02:09:01,143 We'll finally see this ideal which I say 1294 02:09:01,359 --> 02:09:02,394 doesn't exist. 1295 02:09:02,568 --> 02:09:05,184 She's always just beyond, 1296 02:09:05,404 --> 02:09:08,146 always out of reach. 1297 02:09:08,491 --> 02:09:09,947 She's ominous. 1298 02:09:41,065 --> 02:09:45,024 Precision instrument for pecker weights. 1299 02:09:50,324 --> 02:09:51,985 What am I supposed to do up there? 1300 02:09:53,536 --> 02:09:57,370 Make love? With Her? It's profanity! 1301 02:10:02,962 --> 02:10:05,169 It'd be a calamity for me 1302 02:10:05,339 --> 02:10:09,252 if I found that she feels pleasure like the others do. 1303 02:10:10,052 --> 02:10:11,542 He's really going up? 1304 02:10:13,931 --> 02:10:15,717 Poor guy! 1305 02:10:22,315 --> 02:10:25,057 Where am I going? I'll never make it. 1306 02:10:27,528 --> 02:10:29,234 There's no air. 1307 02:10:38,039 --> 02:10:40,405 It's a lifetime I've been up here. 1308 02:10:45,963 --> 02:10:47,999 I could Swear I hear a voice. 1309 02:10:48,215 --> 02:10:50,251 A familiar voice. 1310 02:10:50,634 --> 02:10:54,752 Hang in there, Ole Snaporaz. Go on. 1311 02:10:55,514 --> 02:10:57,550 There's no turning back. 1312 02:11:12,907 --> 02:11:16,525 If you existed, would you be my reward or punishment? 1313 02:11:17,036 --> 02:11:18,617 Please, let me go. 1314 02:11:19,538 --> 02:11:21,153 Have mercy. 1315 02:11:21,374 --> 02:11:24,662 Get me out of this mess. What good am I to you? 1316 02:11:24,877 --> 02:11:27,869 I don't need you, and vice versa. 1317 02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:32,297 Could it be we've already met 1318 02:11:32,510 --> 02:11:34,796 but that I don't recognize you? 1319 02:11:35,012 --> 02:11:36,047 My first love? 1320 02:11:36,931 --> 02:11:39,718 No, you must be somebody new. 1321 02:11:39,892 --> 02:11:44,101 Someone born out of me, as I was born out of... 1322 02:11:44,438 --> 02:11:45,393 Please... 1323 02:11:45,773 --> 02:11:49,766 I beg you, if you exist, if you are, show yourself. 1324 02:11:49,985 --> 02:11:52,772 Now I need you. You must come forth. 1325 02:11:52,988 --> 02:11:55,274 I will close my eyes 1326 02:11:55,491 --> 02:11:56,981 and count up to 7. 1327 02:11:57,243 --> 02:12:00,110 After all, this can't go on. 1328 02:12:01,455 --> 02:12:02,410 All right. 1329 02:12:02,623 --> 02:12:05,535 When I open them, you'll appear... 1330 02:12:06,836 --> 02:12:08,167 near me. 1331 02:12:13,092 --> 02:12:13,877 I'll start counting. 1332 02:12:42,455 --> 02:12:44,446 Finally! 1333 02:12:44,874 --> 02:12:46,990 I was falling asleep. 1334 02:12:47,251 --> 02:12:49,708 Good boy, you won! 1335 02:12:49,920 --> 02:12:53,879 Me too because I was betting on you. 1336 02:12:54,592 --> 02:12:57,004 See that? They're all going away. 1337 02:12:58,304 --> 02:13:02,013 So that you may enjoy your triumph. 1338 02:13:03,309 --> 02:13:05,846 There's the Grand Prize! 1339 02:13:08,898 --> 02:13:11,856 It was Dr. Xavier 1340 02:13:12,109 --> 02:13:15,601 who sent it to you. He's so fond of you! 1341 02:13:15,821 --> 02:13:17,857 Come! Come, my son! 1342 02:13:22,870 --> 02:13:24,326 Don't delay. 1343 02:13:24,538 --> 02:13:27,450 Delay no longer. Hurry! 1344 02:13:27,625 --> 02:13:29,206 Come, come. 1345 02:13:34,924 --> 02:13:35,879 Up there? 1346 02:13:36,133 --> 02:13:39,000 Yes, up there, little boy. 1347 02:13:39,512 --> 02:13:41,719 The Great Woman, long dreamt 1348 02:13:42,223 --> 02:13:45,431 weaves a destiny of joy. 1349 02:16:39,650 --> 02:16:40,309 Who are you? 1350 02:16:41,985 --> 02:16:42,599 Who are you? 1351 02:16:55,249 --> 02:16:56,238 What's eating you? 1352 02:16:58,168 --> 02:17:01,706 You've been mumbling and moaning for two hours. 1353 02:17:02,756 --> 02:17:04,121 What's wrong? 1354 02:17:06,593 --> 02:17:07,457 Your glasses. 92362