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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,561 --> 00:00:15,519 Rip by: Royskatt - www.torrentstart.nu - 1 00:00:52,561 --> 00:00:55,234 FOR SALE 2 00:01:04,601 --> 00:01:08,355 My voice was never that deep at age three. 3 00:01:08,441 --> 00:01:14,038 My kindergarten teacher Rigmor says kids mature faster today. 4 00:01:14,121 --> 00:01:15,952 l'm so tired of Rigmor! 5 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:19,272 Rigmor says you're tired of yourself. 6 00:01:19,761 --> 00:01:24,676 But l'm wonderful! Why would l be tired of myself? 7 00:01:47,361 --> 00:01:49,238 Very funny! 8 00:01:52,201 --> 00:01:55,716 You never laugh at anything funny. 9 00:01:55,801 --> 00:02:00,875 Rigmor says that laughter is a sign of instability. 10 00:02:00,961 --> 00:02:05,591 You're one twisted kid, Bud. And Rigmor is a crown idiot. 11 00:02:10,441 --> 00:02:14,275 Good morning, my lovely architect! Sweet dreams? 12 00:02:14,361 --> 00:02:17,717 l dreamt that l got to design a house by myself! 13 00:02:17,801 --> 00:02:21,589 How can you dream about something that boring? 14 00:02:21,681 --> 00:02:24,559 -Rigmor says... -Shut up, Bud! 15 00:02:24,641 --> 00:02:28,839 l agree! ''Rigmor says blah-blah-blah.'' 16 00:02:28,921 --> 00:02:34,200 -lt's time for a newkindergarten. -Excellent idea. 17 00:02:58,881 --> 00:03:03,955 -Good morning, my conservative son. -Get thee hence, laborer! 18 00:03:04,881 --> 00:03:07,679 Get thee hence, satanic rocker! 19 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:19,312 Were it up to me, there'd be more police on the streets. To arrest you! 20 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,872 Rigmor! 21 00:03:38,201 --> 00:03:43,992 -What is important, children? -Your inner self. Your inner self. 22 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,000 Morning, Gunnar. 23 00:03:53,281 --> 00:03:55,351 Kurt! 24 00:03:56,241 --> 00:04:01,235 ls it really necessary with such rough language, boys? 25 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:04,518 Can't we all just get along? 26 00:04:04,601 --> 00:04:10,312 What do you think about cancelling the forklift race this year? 27 00:04:10,401 --> 00:04:16,112 -What do you mean? -the mood here is already aggressive. 28 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:20,757 We don't need any more competition. Let's all hug! 29 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:23,992 the race is on, Gunnar! 30 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:28,632 And l intend to crush everyone, as usual! 31 00:04:28,761 --> 00:04:33,152 Alrighty then! Let's get back to work, boys. 32 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,918 Yes! 33 00:05:26,841 --> 00:05:29,036 You motherfucker! 34 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:32,318 ls that language necessary? 35 00:05:33,321 --> 00:05:36,791 KURT TURNS EVlL 36 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:43,037 Pancakes again? Why can't we have canapés and wine? 37 00:05:43,161 --> 00:05:45,629 this is forklift-driver food. 38 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:50,192 Four out of five here are not forklift drivers. 39 00:05:50,281 --> 00:05:56,470 And four out of five here will never become Young Conservatives. 40 00:06:04,361 --> 00:06:09,355 Have you had a nice architect day? What is this? 41 00:06:09,441 --> 00:06:14,561 -Nothing. -lt's a lovely forklift garage! 42 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:21,235 lt's a doghouse! No one sees my true talent. l want to drawbigger things. 43 00:06:21,361 --> 00:06:26,833 Size doesn't matter. Except when it comes to forklifts. 44 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:32,352 Sorry! 45 00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:44,316 Careful, you Polish idiot! You could have ruined my statue! 46 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:47,072 Hi there! 47 00:06:47,161 --> 00:06:50,358 Dr. Petter. l'm your newneighbor. 48 00:06:50,681 --> 00:06:53,991 You practically ruined our house! 49 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,438 Not much of a house. At least not for a doctor. 50 00:06:58,521 --> 00:07:03,720 -Perhaps you aren't doctors? -Rigmor says all people are equal. 51 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:08,352 Here's money for repairs. there's more where that came from. 52 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:15,231 You think you can ruin our house and buy your way out? 53 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:18,558 -Yup. -We'll see about that! 54 00:07:19,601 --> 00:07:24,834 What a charming doghouse! Are you an architect? 55 00:07:24,921 --> 00:07:29,711 Architect is such a big word. But yes, l suppose l am. 56 00:07:29,841 --> 00:07:33,117 l love architects. Simply love them! 57 00:07:33,201 --> 00:07:37,911 -Do you love forklifts? -Nope. Talk to you later. 58 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:40,595 Wonderful Copenhagen! 59 00:07:40,681 --> 00:07:42,478 What are you doing?! 60 00:07:44,761 --> 00:07:49,198 -What an exciting, delightful man. -Delightful? 61 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:54,639 -He destroyed our house! -But he paid for the damages. 62 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:59,237 He has a newhouse. He probably needs an architect. 63 00:07:59,321 --> 00:08:02,233 Can we buy a car like Dr. Petter's? 64 00:08:04,481 --> 00:08:08,793 l don't want some stupid doctor's car! 65 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:14,433 We couldn't afford it anyway. Because Fat Helena eats too much! 66 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:23,549 A new car? that's the stupidest thing l've ever heard. 67 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:29,955 -What do you say, Bud? -Rigmor says to love what you have. 68 00:08:36,121 --> 00:08:38,351 What was that? 69 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:03,397 What is he doing over there? 70 00:09:03,481 --> 00:09:08,157 -He's blasting out his newpool. -How do you know?. 71 00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:12,792 -Because l'm drawing it! -Traitor! Quisling! 72 00:09:12,881 --> 00:09:16,237 He pays well. And we need the money. 73 00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:20,519 ''We need the money.'' Jesus Christ! 74 00:09:35,361 --> 00:09:37,591 Dinner is served! 75 00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:42,596 l'm eating at Dr. Petter's tonight. Hope you don't mind. 76 00:09:43,841 --> 00:09:47,629 He's inaugurating his newbarbecue. 77 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,151 Have a steak! 78 00:09:53,361 --> 00:09:55,317 Hi! 79 00:10:06,081 --> 00:10:10,632 l'm riding with Dr. Petter today. Wonderful Copenhagen! 80 00:10:19,881 --> 00:10:22,190 Come on, Kurt! 81 00:10:33,481 --> 00:10:37,315 Dr. Petter's food tastes like shit compared to this! 82 00:10:37,401 --> 00:10:43,795 Don't talk like that about his food. He's my client, after all. 83 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:49,956 Can't we get a private chef? Dr. Petter's getting one tomorrow. 84 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:55,354 -What's happening tomorrow?. -He's inaugurating his newpool. 85 00:10:55,441 --> 00:10:57,318 Didn't l mention that? 86 00:10:57,401 --> 00:11:01,360 Doctors and architects are coming. 87 00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:04,831 Maybe even the prime minister! 88 00:11:07,761 --> 00:11:10,229 -l'm not going. -Why not? 89 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:15,793 l plan on arranging my own pool party. 90 00:11:16,521 --> 00:11:22,198 l may have forgotten to invite you. l've been so busy. 91 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:26,957 -But we don't have a pool. -that's what you think! 92 00:11:46,801 --> 00:11:52,159 Howunfortunate that our two parties happened to clash. 93 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:57,235 -What a bummer! -Look at all those exciting guests! 94 00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:59,789 Doctors and architects... 95 00:11:59,881 --> 00:12:04,432 Fortunately we prefer being here, the whole family. 96 00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:13,236 -Almost the whole family. -they're talking about my pool! 97 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:19,317 that guy's mouth looks like a butthole! 98 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:24,751 What? Are you going to talk to them? 99 00:12:24,841 --> 00:12:29,596 Maybe just a little. But l'll come to your party later. 100 00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:32,361 Are you enjoying the party, Bud? 101 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:35,638 Rigmor says having fun... 102 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,474 ...is overrated. 103 00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:46,074 -l understand if you want to go. -Maybe just a short visit? 104 00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:48,391 Go ahead, Bud. 105 00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:12,791 Lobster? 106 00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:19,951 Hope you're having fun, even though you don't fit in. 107 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:23,192 Look, there's the prime minister! 108 00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:25,590 l knowher, you don't. 109 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:29,469 Hi, prime minister! Huge breasts! 110 00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:34,357 thank you. l'm nice and popular, so everything's great. 111 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:40,113 No shrimp during the campaign! Spoiled shrimp makes her sick. 112 00:13:40,201 --> 00:13:42,920 Wonderful Copenhagen! 113 00:13:45,761 --> 00:13:49,037 l hear you're a forklift driver. 114 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:53,717 l love driving my forklift. Always have. 115 00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:56,952 -But it isn't very important. -Huh? 116 00:13:57,161 --> 00:14:00,949 lt can't be as important as certain other jobs. 117 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,954 -Like what? -Like my job. l'm a doctor. 118 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:11,196 l make sure people stay healthy. lmagine if no one was healthy! 119 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,560 that would be bad. But forklifts are important too. 120 00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:18,792 -Do you have a pager? -What's that? 121 00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:23,831 Kurt doesn't knowwhat a pager is! 122 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:30,991 A pager is something all doctors have. 123 00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:36,997 When it beeps, we rush to the hospital and save someone. 124 00:14:37,081 --> 00:14:41,711 -l don't have a pager. -No, l bet you don't. 125 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:59,160 l am a doctor, and l am... Wonderful Copenhagen! 126 00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:06,231 l just love doctors! Dr. Petter knows so many exciting people. 127 00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:11,429 l talked to the prime minister! Can you imagine? 128 00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:16,153 Dr. Petter wants me to design his new garage. 129 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,709 lsn't it wonderful? 130 00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:24,192 l don't think you should talk so much about Dr. Petter. 131 00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:30,635 You should talk about me. l'm the one you're most fond of. 132 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:36,272 You are most fond of me, right, Anne-Lise? 133 00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:42,311 And you think driving forklifts is extremely important, don't you? 134 00:16:08,721 --> 00:16:10,951 Cheers! 135 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:16,520 the forklift race is coming up pretty soon. 136 00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:20,631 l think l'll pass this year. 137 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,475 See you later, guys! 138 00:16:37,481 --> 00:16:39,711 Hey, be careful! 139 00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:21,756 Oh-la-la! You saved my life! 140 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,718 Are you a...doctor? 141 00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:26,313 Sure. 142 00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:30,633 Sleeping under water can result in a premature death. 143 00:17:30,721 --> 00:17:36,876 l know. But we sailors are always so tired when we go ashore. 144 00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:41,876 We spend our nights awake, fooling around and drinking. 145 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:46,876 Well, don't drink too much, exercise and eat fiber. 146 00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:52,558 Wait! ln my family, if someone saves our life, - 147 00:17:52,641 --> 00:17:56,429 -we give them our most prized possession. 148 00:17:56,521 --> 00:18:00,833 -What is your most prized possession? -l have nothing. 149 00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:06,951 But if l find something nice, l'll make sure you get it. 150 00:18:13,921 --> 00:18:17,516 Time to upgrade that kindergarten, Rigmor! 151 00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:21,833 the only thing that needs upgrading is your head! 152 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:38,709 ls there a doctor here? We need a doctor! 153 00:18:39,281 --> 00:18:41,431 We need a doctor! 154 00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:45,073 ls there a doctor here? 155 00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:02,637 ls there a doctor here? We need a doctor! 156 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:09,359 Did you say doctor? At your service! 157 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:16,311 thank goodness! A woman over here needs help. 158 00:19:16,641 --> 00:19:19,280 -You aren't a doctor. -Shut up! 159 00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:23,513 -then l'm a doctor too. -You're a tiny moron! 160 00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:28,914 Rigmor has taught us first aid. l'm as much of a doctor as you. 161 00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:31,516 Please, doctor! 162 00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,993 -Are you a doctor? -Yes. 163 00:19:36,081 --> 00:19:39,676 -Me too. -Him too? 164 00:19:40,441 --> 00:19:43,035 then help her! 165 00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:47,436 Let's see... 166 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:51,513 -Where does it hurt? -ln my butt. 167 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:57,153 ln your butt. Let me see... How old are you? 168 00:19:57,561 --> 00:20:00,678 -42. -Have you eaten spoiled shrimp? 169 00:20:00,761 --> 00:20:04,436 -No. -Have you put anything up your butt? 170 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:07,399 -No. -Should we call an ambulance? 171 00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:09,949 Or a better doctor? 172 00:20:22,641 --> 00:20:26,714 A miracle! that's what l call doctors! 173 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:31,392 Allowme to buy you an insanely luxurious dinner. 174 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,234 Wonderful Copenhagen! 175 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,399 Hello, doctor! 176 00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:42,316 -Let's get a job at the hospital. -Rigmor wouldn't... 177 00:20:42,401 --> 00:20:46,235 -ls Rigmor here right now?. -No, you are. 178 00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:50,712 Exactly! And l say let's get a job at the hospital. 179 00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:53,554 l'm a doctor, and l need a phone! 180 00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:02,399 -Gunnar speaking. -Hi. l quit as of...right now!. 181 00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:09,673 You can't quit. You've always been a forklift driver. the best. 182 00:21:09,761 --> 00:21:13,071 l need a more important job now. 183 00:21:13,161 --> 00:21:17,040 -You're important to me. -You don't know any better. 184 00:21:17,161 --> 00:21:20,995 You've never talked like this before, Kurt. 185 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:25,359 that's your problem! l'm a doctor now. Bye! 186 00:21:32,161 --> 00:21:34,516 Hello? Rigmor? 187 00:21:40,761 --> 00:21:44,879 Bud's a doctor and you can go to hell! 188 00:22:02,641 --> 00:22:08,511 -Here's the doctor's office. -Here's the head doctor's office. 189 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:12,514 Here's the chief head doctor's office. 190 00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:18,392 And here's the super mega chief head doctor's office! 191 00:22:20,321 --> 00:22:23,552 Damned piece-of-junk machine! 192 00:22:29,721 --> 00:22:34,670 -Are you the super mega chief? -Yes, who are you? 193 00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:40,991 We are two doctors in search of a job. 194 00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:48,159 -We are thumbtack specialists. -And drowning specialists. 195 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:59,554 lnteresting. Let me see your diplomas. 196 00:23:01,361 --> 00:23:05,957 -l think l left mine at home. -l don't have one. 197 00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:12,159 He's been in surgery all night. He left his at home too. 198 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:17,031 l can't offer you a job without seeing your diplomas. 199 00:23:17,281 --> 00:23:19,237 -Fine. -Be gone! 200 00:23:19,321 --> 00:23:22,040 Sorry for the interruption. 201 00:23:22,121 --> 00:23:26,956 Maybe you should try... pushing right here. 202 00:23:29,681 --> 00:23:36,120 Marvelous! We need more doctors like you. l can make an exception. 203 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:40,918 that diploma is nothing but cellulose, right? 204 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:44,437 -Exactly. -But why is he so small? 205 00:23:44,521 --> 00:23:46,955 He looks like a youngster. 206 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:51,080 He may not be old, but he is very capable. 207 00:23:51,161 --> 00:23:56,315 -Are you capable? -l can even read and count. 208 00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:58,437 -Rigmor says... -Rigmor? 209 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:02,400 -She's another doctor. -ls she now?. 210 00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:05,075 -the job is yours! -With a pager? 211 00:24:05,161 --> 00:24:07,550 that goes without saying. 212 00:24:07,641 --> 00:24:13,238 Without a pager, we doctors would be utterly worthless! 213 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:34,717 And nowwe're doctors! that wasn't so hard. 214 00:24:35,121 --> 00:24:38,079 Patlentfor Dr. Kurt. 215 00:24:38,161 --> 00:24:42,916 the hard part is treating patients. Come in! 216 00:24:50,161 --> 00:24:53,039 How are you feeling today? 217 00:24:53,121 --> 00:24:56,955 -l'm feeling great. -Good. And you? 218 00:24:57,041 --> 00:25:02,673 -My stomach hurts. -What do you say, Bud? A band-aid? 219 00:25:02,761 --> 00:25:07,277 -l don't see any damage. -My stomach hurts inside. 220 00:25:08,121 --> 00:25:11,158 We can't see inside your stomach, idiot! 221 00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:17,272 How could we be able to see lnslde your stomach? 222 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:50,674 -But what about my stomach pain? -We'll feed you a band-aid sandwich. 223 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,911 Get well soon! 224 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:59,199 -We handled that well. -What if he doesn't get better? 225 00:25:59,281 --> 00:26:03,877 then he'll come back. By then we'll be better doctors. 226 00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:07,840 All we need is some practice. Next! 227 00:26:13,361 --> 00:26:17,195 -Are you going to help her? -What if it's contagious? 228 00:26:17,281 --> 00:26:22,036 -Real doctors don't worry about that. -We aren't real. 229 00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:27,241 -Aren't you real doctors? -Sure! that's a manner of speaking. 230 00:26:27,361 --> 00:26:30,080 Doctor humor is quite special. 231 00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:37,553 -Have you eaten spoiled shrimp? -Can you help me, doctor? 232 00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:42,595 Help me, doctor! 233 00:26:46,601 --> 00:26:49,479 l think l can help you. 234 00:26:55,361 --> 00:27:00,719 there and there. OK, you're fit as a fiddle! 235 00:27:01,681 --> 00:27:04,832 -thank you. -What do you think, Bud? 236 00:27:19,521 --> 00:27:25,153 -l'll say! that woman looked cured. -Yes, we are quite capable. 237 00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:30,993 l should hope so. l need help with an operation tomorrow. 238 00:27:32,481 --> 00:27:37,475 -An operation? -You want us to operate on someone? 239 00:27:37,561 --> 00:27:41,440 -the two of us? -ls that a problem? 240 00:27:41,521 --> 00:27:45,673 Not at all. No problem. We can't wait! 241 00:27:45,761 --> 00:27:47,956 Eager as kids. 242 00:27:55,961 --> 00:27:58,031 Scalpel. 243 00:28:02,761 --> 00:28:07,232 -See? Howhard can it be? -Child's play. 244 00:28:10,921 --> 00:28:12,718 Dinner! 245 00:28:20,121 --> 00:28:25,070 -What is it with you? -Wait till mother comes. 246 00:28:26,241 --> 00:28:32,237 l need to calculate the angle between that beam and... 247 00:28:32,521 --> 00:28:37,436 Would you be proud if your father was...a doctor? 248 00:28:37,521 --> 00:28:42,390 ''Kill all the doctors, kill all the nurses...'' 249 00:28:42,481 --> 00:28:46,360 Does this mean a newhouse, car and cabin? 250 00:28:46,441 --> 00:28:49,956 You bet! Because doctors are loaded! 251 00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:54,717 -And the worst disease you've seen? -there are so many... 252 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:58,476 Has anyone been uglier than Helena? 253 00:29:00,761 --> 00:29:03,036 My hair! 254 00:29:03,401 --> 00:29:05,392 What's going on? 255 00:29:05,481 --> 00:29:10,396 they're just happy because their father is a...doctor. 256 00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:13,473 -You aren't a doctor! -Aren't you? 257 00:29:13,561 --> 00:29:15,472 l have a pager. 258 00:29:15,561 --> 00:29:20,351 lt's illegal to pass oneself off as a doctor. 259 00:29:20,481 --> 00:29:25,316 You could go to jail! lt takes seven years to become a doctor. 260 00:29:25,401 --> 00:29:29,314 -What will Dr. Petter say? -Seven years?! 261 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:35,715 Rigmor says time is relative. Seven years could only take a minute. 262 00:29:35,801 --> 00:29:41,831 -So you aren't a doctor? -l am. Nowwe can hunt and travel... 263 00:29:41,921 --> 00:29:47,234 One can be whatever one wants! that's what all your magazines claim. 264 00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:49,994 And l'm sure Rigmor does too. 265 00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:54,757 Starting tomorrow you are no longer a doctor. Promise? 266 00:29:54,841 --> 00:29:56,752 l promise. 267 00:29:56,841 --> 00:30:00,151 Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen! 268 00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:20,556 l notice that you placed that lung in the wrong bowl, Dr. Kurt. 269 00:30:21,481 --> 00:30:26,999 Rumor has it you aren't doctors. that you've been fooling us. 270 00:30:27,081 --> 00:30:28,355 Says who? 271 00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:35,995 lmpersonating a doctor is a very serious crime. 272 00:30:36,081 --> 00:30:39,198 You could almost call it...mean. 273 00:30:39,281 --> 00:30:44,309 Mean? Rigmor says it's important never to be mean. 274 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:50,519 Are you doctors, or not? 275 00:30:57,081 --> 00:30:58,753 A scandal! 276 00:30:59,881 --> 00:31:03,556 A scandal! this is an utter scandal! 277 00:31:16,681 --> 00:31:18,353 A scandal! 278 00:31:30,641 --> 00:31:35,669 False doctors are loose in the hospital! lt's a scandal! 279 00:31:52,241 --> 00:31:54,277 We're almost out of here! 280 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,637 FC Rosenborg! 281 00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:00,871 Stop them! 282 00:32:01,241 --> 00:32:04,950 Your career as phony doctors is over! 283 00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:35,998 Ow!. My foot! 284 00:32:36,681 --> 00:32:38,399 My foot! 285 00:32:38,841 --> 00:32:41,196 Freeze! 286 00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:43,634 Help! 287 00:32:44,841 --> 00:32:46,718 Help! 288 00:33:02,201 --> 00:33:04,317 PLASTIC SURGERY 289 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:26,953 Hey! Wait! l'm coming to get you! 290 00:33:38,201 --> 00:33:39,919 that back of yours... 291 00:33:45,161 --> 00:33:47,117 Careful! 292 00:33:50,001 --> 00:33:51,957 l have a bad back. 293 00:34:03,561 --> 00:34:08,794 l hereby declare, because l am so nice and popular, - 294 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:14,558 -the newwing here at the hospital... 295 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,632 ...open. 296 00:34:30,561 --> 00:34:32,950 Hooray! l'm cured! 297 00:34:33,481 --> 00:34:35,199 A scandal! 298 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,669 -My back! -Let's go back in. 299 00:34:40,761 --> 00:34:43,798 A scandal! Huge breasts, by the way. 300 00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:46,270 thank you. What is going on? 301 00:34:46,361 --> 00:34:50,639 -they pretended to be doctors. -Outrageous! 302 00:34:51,281 --> 00:34:56,719 -Aren't you Dr. Petter's neighbor? -Yes. Nice to see you again. 303 00:34:56,801 --> 00:35:03,240 No, it isn't! You can't go around pretending to be a doctor. 304 00:35:03,361 --> 00:35:09,311 -And neither can your son. -We just wanted to feel important. 305 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:13,030 Being a forklift driver is also important. 306 00:35:13,121 --> 00:35:18,753 Although not as important as prime minister or doctor. 307 00:35:18,841 --> 00:35:20,832 -Or policeman. -Or doctor. 308 00:35:20,921 --> 00:35:23,993 -We said doctor! -lt can be repeated. 309 00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:28,472 -then prime minister should be too. -Doctor, doctor! 310 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,870 -Prime minister... -Doctor... 311 00:35:30,961 --> 00:35:34,920 FC Rosenborg! 312 00:35:36,721 --> 00:35:40,839 -l just wanted to feel important. -l don't care. 313 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:44,277 You deserve a spanking and a huge fine. 314 00:35:44,361 --> 00:35:47,592 Wonderful Copenhagen, yes! 315 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:51,957 You just wait. l'll show all of you! 316 00:35:56,801 --> 00:35:58,473 FOR SALE 317 00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:14,000 -What about breakfast? -l'm tired of everything. 318 00:36:14,201 --> 00:36:15,839 SCANDAL! 319 00:36:19,561 --> 00:36:25,238 -You promised not to play doctor! -Did l really promise? 320 00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:30,993 -l just wanted you to be proud of me. -l am. Sometimes. 321 00:36:31,121 --> 00:36:35,558 Once last year, or was it two years ago... 322 00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:37,359 What a huge fine! 323 00:36:37,441 --> 00:36:41,116 Did you get a fine, too? Let me see. 324 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:43,396 -We're ruined! -Ruined? 325 00:36:43,481 --> 00:36:46,871 Won't we be able to afford food? 326 00:36:53,561 --> 00:36:57,395 -Watch my hair! -Enough of this. Kurt! 327 00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:02,032 You're a forklift driver. Now go back to work! 328 00:37:02,121 --> 00:37:08,720 -But l told Gunnar l quit. -Start again. You have a fine to pay. 329 00:37:14,081 --> 00:37:17,551 -Good to see you again! -Likewise. 330 00:37:18,761 --> 00:37:23,676 -What is that? -l owe you my most prized possession. 331 00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:26,837 Ta-ta! 332 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,433 lt's a...diamond! 333 00:37:40,521 --> 00:37:42,671 Wonderful Copenhagen! 334 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:47,198 Rigmor says that diamonds suck. Big time. 335 00:37:47,281 --> 00:37:53,197 Have you lost your mind? You can sell this for millions! 336 00:38:07,121 --> 00:38:11,558 -Are you a goldsmith? -Maybe. lt depends. 337 00:38:13,281 --> 00:38:17,115 -Are you a goldsmith? -You bet! 338 00:38:18,681 --> 00:38:22,037 Amazing. Awesome. Fantastic! 339 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:29,200 -Well? ls it a good diamond? -l've never seen anything like it! 340 00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:33,679 l would love to buy it. lt is worth... 341 00:38:39,121 --> 00:38:41,999 Your diamond is worth... 342 00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:46,910 60 million kroner. 343 00:38:47,001 --> 00:38:49,390 Million?! 344 00:38:52,281 --> 00:38:57,514 -that sounds fine. -Great. Let me get your money. 345 00:38:59,201 --> 00:39:03,353 By the way, 60 million is a lot of money. 346 00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:06,751 -Are you independently wealthy? -No. 347 00:39:06,841 --> 00:39:10,436 then l think you should be careful. 348 00:39:10,521 --> 00:39:14,514 lt isn't easy to suddenly come across great wealth. 349 00:39:15,121 --> 00:39:18,716 You can easily become...evil. 350 00:39:19,001 --> 00:39:24,394 thanks for the tip, but relax. l'm nice, popular and sweet. 351 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,271 FC Rosenborg! 352 00:39:38,561 --> 00:39:42,440 -Nowwhat? -Your load is too high. 353 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:47,959 -l'm giving you a fine. -ls this the prime minister's idea? 354 00:39:48,881 --> 00:39:55,354 Doesn't she have better things to do than decide what l can't do? 355 00:39:56,481 --> 00:40:00,190 there! l don't have time for stupid policemen. 356 00:40:00,321 --> 00:40:06,430 You can't call policemen stupid! that's a 600-kroner fine. 357 00:40:07,081 --> 00:40:11,711 ls that all? ln that case l'll also call you a jerk, - 358 00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:15,880 - a crown idiot and a butt-bugger. 359 00:40:16,001 --> 00:40:19,994 Your fine just grewto 1600 kroner! 360 00:40:23,081 --> 00:40:25,276 What?! 361 00:40:25,721 --> 00:40:30,920 You are evil! You just earned yourself a pile of fines! 362 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:34,750 Watch out, or l'll buy the entire police station - 363 00:40:34,841 --> 00:40:39,357 - and put you and all your buddies in jail! 364 00:40:44,641 --> 00:40:48,998 My mustache... 365 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,999 My word, have you gotten rich? 366 00:41:00,081 --> 00:41:02,675 there must be millions here! 367 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:06,436 -Around 60, actually. -Fantastic! 368 00:41:06,561 --> 00:41:10,270 -Gosh! -We can buy whatever we want! 369 00:41:10,361 --> 00:41:16,197 -A car like Dr. Petter's. -And a pool, and a house like his! 370 00:41:16,321 --> 00:41:21,236 Helena can go to Satan concerts, and l can go to medical school! 371 00:41:21,361 --> 00:41:23,829 Just like Dr. Petter! 372 00:41:23,921 --> 00:41:28,312 lf l hear Dr. Petter's name one more time, - 373 00:41:28,441 --> 00:41:33,720 - l'll high-pressure hose you all back to the Stone Age! 374 00:41:33,801 --> 00:41:38,113 Can we at least get a new car, and sell this junk? 375 00:41:41,321 --> 00:41:45,519 -We're keeping the forklift. -Are you stupid? 376 00:41:45,601 --> 00:41:49,799 We don't need the forklift nowthat we're rich! 377 00:41:50,361 --> 00:41:56,391 Actually, l'm the one who's rich. You're just as poor as always. 378 00:41:56,481 --> 00:42:01,236 None of you get anything! l want it all for myself. 379 00:42:05,761 --> 00:42:10,994 l'll give Bud a weekly allowance of 10,000 kroner. 380 00:42:14,441 --> 00:42:18,434 From now on, Bud and l are going to have all the fun. 381 00:42:18,521 --> 00:42:25,279 -What do you want to do, Bud? -l haven't seen Rigmor for a while... 382 00:42:25,401 --> 00:42:30,236 No, Bud, l'm not talking about kindergarten fun. 383 00:42:30,521 --> 00:42:35,549 l'm talking about real, total fun. Fun, fun, fun! 384 00:42:35,641 --> 00:42:38,439 THE WORLDS BlGGESTSTORE 385 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:43,280 THE WORLDS BlGGESTRACETRACK 386 00:42:49,321 --> 00:42:52,950 THE WORLDS BlGGEST COD LlVER OlL BOTTLE 387 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:04,433 -l want that! -We have the forklift. 388 00:43:04,521 --> 00:43:09,959 Forklifts are for wimps! this is a machine for real men! 389 00:43:28,201 --> 00:43:30,078 Hello. 390 00:43:42,841 --> 00:43:44,877 Fun, fun, fun! 391 00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:04,677 -You're ruining the track! -But l have school tomorrow. 392 00:44:04,801 --> 00:44:09,431 l'll give you 200 kroner to let me use your room. 393 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:11,671 lt's a deal! 394 00:45:13,641 --> 00:45:15,916 Kurt, it's for you! 395 00:45:26,881 --> 00:45:29,190 You have a visitor. 396 00:45:30,881 --> 00:45:36,592 FC Rosenborg! Are you the one building illegal racetracks? 397 00:45:36,681 --> 00:45:41,197 -Why is my racetrack illegal? -lt isn't inside! 398 00:45:46,321 --> 00:45:50,553 You can't build racetracks through doctors' houses. 399 00:45:50,641 --> 00:45:56,750 Not to mention, you're blocking the road for the prime minister. 400 00:45:58,641 --> 00:46:04,238 -Fine, give me a ticket. -You still have to remove the track. 401 00:46:04,321 --> 00:46:10,032 -l'll pay, you remove the track. -No. that's illegal. 402 00:46:10,161 --> 00:46:14,074 the prime minister has decided that. 403 00:46:21,921 --> 00:46:25,709 -You again? -Let me do whatever l want. 404 00:46:25,801 --> 00:46:28,634 l can pay you. l have 60 million. 405 00:46:28,721 --> 00:46:35,035 You have to do as l say. ln the big picture, 60 million isn't very much. 406 00:46:35,121 --> 00:46:39,956 lf l were prime minister, l'd let rich people do anything. 407 00:46:40,041 --> 00:46:46,355 Well l am the prime minister! And l am nice and popular. 408 00:46:46,481 --> 00:46:52,670 -Get his track out of my house! -First l want the street cleared. 409 00:46:52,761 --> 00:46:55,400 that's more important. 410 00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:03,078 -Don't bother the prime minister! -lt's OK. Good to see you again. 411 00:47:03,161 --> 00:47:07,598 Likewise. lmagine that she remembered me! 412 00:47:11,681 --> 00:47:16,550 -l want to be prime minister too. -lt isn't that easy. 413 00:47:16,641 --> 00:47:19,917 -You have to be elected. -How?. 414 00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:23,311 Get people to vote for you. 415 00:47:23,401 --> 00:47:29,795 But you don't stand a chance. Because l am nice and popular. 416 00:47:30,241 --> 00:47:34,473 -l'm nice and popular too. -Good luck, then! 417 00:47:41,721 --> 00:47:44,076 Let's see... 418 00:47:47,521 --> 00:47:52,834 lf l ran for prime minister, would you vote for me? 419 00:47:52,921 --> 00:47:56,152 -l don't know. -What do you mean? 420 00:47:56,241 --> 00:48:02,032 -l don't knowwhere you stand. -Where l stand? 421 00:48:02,121 --> 00:48:06,512 -l'm for everything that's good. -We'll see. 422 00:48:28,721 --> 00:48:33,351 -Here his family helps out. -''Kill all journalists...'' 423 00:48:33,441 --> 00:48:37,434 Forget Helena. All she cares about is Satan. 424 00:48:37,881 --> 00:48:41,556 -May l take a picture? -Of course. 425 00:48:43,441 --> 00:48:48,390 Please move. l only want a picture of the candidate. 426 00:48:49,441 --> 00:48:54,561 Forget it, Bud. l'm the one who's going to be prime minister. 427 00:48:56,001 --> 00:49:00,233 But l'm sure you'll be prime minister some day too. 428 00:49:00,321 --> 00:49:02,471 l doubt it. 429 00:49:03,121 --> 00:49:07,433 Ladles and gentlemen, please welcome Kurt! 430 00:49:09,201 --> 00:49:16,152 Unemployment, improved roads, cheap food from Sweden, taxes! 431 00:49:16,641 --> 00:49:22,557 Everyone should be happy, save the environment. thank you. 432 00:49:22,641 --> 00:49:26,600 Kurt is the best! Kurt is the best! 433 00:49:27,121 --> 00:49:33,799 -What about elderly care? -Nothing concerns me more! 434 00:49:34,281 --> 00:49:39,071 Elderly care! Elderly care! Elderly care! Elderly care! 435 00:49:39,161 --> 00:49:40,879 Elderly care! 436 00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:43,754 Elderly care! 437 00:49:44,761 --> 00:49:49,994 And now our second candldate, the prlme mlnlster! 438 00:49:53,321 --> 00:49:58,953 You can't vote for her. She can't even stay on her feet! 439 00:49:59,321 --> 00:50:05,078 -You tripped her! -Of course. Everything is allowed. 440 00:50:05,281 --> 00:50:08,717 -that was a cheap trick. -that was politics. 441 00:50:08,801 --> 00:50:14,876 You have a choice: Vote for me, a nice and popular person, - 442 00:50:14,961 --> 00:50:18,476 - or vote for Kurt, who is mean. 443 00:50:18,561 --> 00:50:22,952 l'm not mean! You're ugly and smell like farts! 444 00:50:24,241 --> 00:50:26,835 You smell like farts! 445 00:50:28,001 --> 00:50:31,676 Kurt is best. Kurt is best... 446 00:50:35,841 --> 00:50:39,834 Where are you going? Stay here and watch me win! 447 00:50:39,961 --> 00:50:44,079 No discussion! the prime minister decides! 448 00:50:44,561 --> 00:50:51,558 You'd think a prime minister could expect some support from his family. 449 00:50:51,641 --> 00:50:55,839 -What if you lose? -Only chickens have a plan B. 450 00:50:55,921 --> 00:50:59,800 You should probably be a little more chicken. 451 00:50:59,881 --> 00:51:04,636 Of course l'm going to be prime minister! Right, Bud? 452 00:51:04,721 --> 00:51:06,552 Bud? 453 00:51:09,521 --> 00:51:11,512 Quiet, here it comes! 454 00:51:11,601 --> 00:51:15,799 Let's see how many votes Kurt recelved. 455 00:51:24,801 --> 00:51:27,520 Didn't you vote for me? 456 00:51:27,601 --> 00:51:34,393 lt appears as lf our buxom frlend wlll remaln prlme mlnlster. 457 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:37,315 No, no, no! 458 00:51:37,401 --> 00:51:42,680 Not everyone can be prime minister. You're a forklift driver. 459 00:51:42,761 --> 00:51:47,994 But apparently that isn't good enough for any of you! 460 00:51:52,921 --> 00:51:57,870 You're the biggest loser l've ever met, Kurt! 461 00:51:58,681 --> 00:52:04,358 Must be tough living next to a wonderful man like me. 462 00:52:10,401 --> 00:52:12,471 l'll showyou! 463 00:52:22,561 --> 00:52:26,759 Police? No, l'm not calling to praise FC Rosenborg! 464 00:52:26,841 --> 00:52:29,355 Kurt has turned evil! 465 00:52:51,481 --> 00:52:54,393 ls there a carpenter here? 466 00:53:14,961 --> 00:53:20,513 l am wltnesslng some strong scenes from the hellcopter. 467 00:53:20,601 --> 00:53:22,398 Kurt ls evll! 468 00:53:22,481 --> 00:53:25,279 Maybe l should have voted for him. 469 00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:28,877 l don't condone anarchistic behavior. 470 00:53:28,961 --> 00:53:34,035 -Neither does Rigmor. -l can hear your voices! 471 00:53:34,121 --> 00:53:39,559 l can hear you talk. this is lovely! Say something else. 472 00:53:57,961 --> 00:53:59,440 My back! 473 00:54:21,081 --> 00:54:26,872 l am pleased, but not surprised, that l became prime minister. 474 00:54:29,761 --> 00:54:34,630 l am much more important than Kurt will ever be. 475 00:55:02,961 --> 00:55:04,997 FC Rosenborg forever! 476 00:55:06,521 --> 00:55:09,957 -Gotcha! -Howincredibly annoying. 477 00:55:11,481 --> 00:55:16,350 -Did you really do all this? -Yup, l'm afraid so. 478 00:55:16,441 --> 00:55:20,912 You are neither nice nor popular. Shame on you! 479 00:55:21,001 --> 00:55:23,231 Right! 480 00:55:26,921 --> 00:55:29,037 No! 481 00:55:31,841 --> 00:55:33,638 Help me! 482 00:55:49,001 --> 00:55:52,994 Nowyou can think about what you have done. 483 00:55:53,081 --> 00:55:55,197 Hey, you. 484 00:55:56,121 --> 00:56:00,558 -What are you in for? -l did something bad. 485 00:56:00,721 --> 00:56:04,157 Really? l sold spoiled shrimp. 486 00:56:05,201 --> 00:56:08,398 l put thumbtacks on random chairs. 487 00:56:08,481 --> 00:56:13,430 -l tried to crush Parliament. -Did you succeed? 488 00:56:13,521 --> 00:56:17,434 -Nope. -then you sleep on the floor. 489 00:56:41,961 --> 00:56:44,077 KURTlS EVlL 490 00:56:54,121 --> 00:56:58,273 Kurt, you are accused of being evil. 491 00:56:58,721 --> 00:57:00,837 What do you have to say? 492 00:57:00,921 --> 00:57:05,790 l regret it bitterly and will never do it again. 493 00:57:06,281 --> 00:57:10,752 -l wasn't myself. -You weren't? Who were you? 494 00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:15,716 l wanted to be like Dr. Petter and the prime minister. 495 00:57:15,801 --> 00:57:22,240 But no one thought l was important, so l snapped and lost my head. 496 00:57:23,041 --> 00:57:25,714 Has that never happened to you? 497 00:57:25,801 --> 00:57:28,679 -Yes, actually. -See? 498 00:57:28,761 --> 00:57:30,911 l'll give you a choice: 499 00:57:31,001 --> 00:57:36,314 Go back to jail, or pay a fine of 40 million kroner. 500 00:57:36,601 --> 00:57:40,753 -l'll pay the fine. -Do you have 40 million? 501 00:57:40,841 --> 00:57:46,473 39,800,000, 39,900,000... 502 00:57:47,361 --> 00:57:50,194 And 40,000,000. there you are. 503 00:57:50,281 --> 00:57:54,274 Now go home and think about what you have done. 504 00:57:54,401 --> 00:57:56,392 You betcha! 505 00:58:04,801 --> 00:58:06,678 Hi. 506 00:58:07,201 --> 00:58:13,436 l've been thinking. l don't think everything was your fault. 507 00:58:13,521 --> 00:58:16,877 You aren't still evil, are you? 508 00:58:18,281 --> 00:58:20,192 Aren't you coming in? 509 00:58:20,281 --> 00:58:25,036 No, a loser like me deserves to sit on top of a pole. 510 00:58:28,841 --> 00:58:31,833 Hey, is Kurt up there? 511 00:58:33,761 --> 00:58:38,152 -What? -Are you coming back to work? 512 00:58:38,241 --> 00:58:44,476 -l'm never coming down again! -You can be head forklift driver. 513 00:58:44,561 --> 00:58:46,631 Nope! 514 00:58:47,201 --> 00:58:51,797 How about head chief forklift driver? 515 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:58,510 -With a promotion! -All l need is a grain of rice a day. 516 00:58:59,201 --> 00:59:01,112 Goodbye! 517 00:59:01,241 --> 00:59:06,474 But what about the forklift race? lt's tomorrow!. 518 00:59:12,441 --> 00:59:15,911 Howlong does he intend to stay up there? 519 00:59:16,001 --> 00:59:17,514 Forever. 520 00:59:17,601 --> 00:59:22,391 When he comes down, tell him to get my car out of the pool! 521 00:59:22,481 --> 00:59:25,712 He has more important things to worry about. 522 00:59:25,801 --> 00:59:29,476 Don't be rude! l'm paying you to drawmy garage. 523 00:59:29,561 --> 00:59:33,315 Maybe l don't want to drawyour garage! 524 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:36,357 l hate architects! 525 01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:05,592 Hi, Bud! You're just in time for meditation. 526 01:00:09,641 --> 01:00:11,996 Ready, set... 527 01:00:40,521 --> 01:00:42,796 Anne-Lise! 528 01:00:43,841 --> 01:00:47,470 -What? -the kindergarten collapsed! 529 01:00:50,641 --> 01:00:53,201 l need my forklift! 530 01:00:55,481 --> 01:00:59,235 Oh, no you don't! Help me with my car first! 531 01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:04,759 -this is more important! -More important than my car? 532 01:01:05,921 --> 01:01:10,517 -Code 449, kindergarten collapse. -l have to help them! 533 01:01:10,601 --> 01:01:15,391 Not so fast! l have the pager, l'll help them! 534 01:01:19,441 --> 01:01:21,477 -Let me on! -No! 535 01:01:24,561 --> 01:01:26,677 Let go! 536 01:01:27,681 --> 01:01:29,990 Do as the doctor says! 537 01:01:32,281 --> 01:01:35,193 Everyone does as the doctor says! 538 01:01:35,761 --> 01:01:37,672 Turn! 539 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,516 Stop! 540 01:01:41,601 --> 01:01:43,353 You stop! 541 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:49,071 FC Rosenborg! Help is on its way. 542 01:01:51,841 --> 01:01:54,992 -thank God you're here! -No problem. 543 01:01:55,081 --> 01:01:57,436 Not you! Dr. Petter! 544 01:02:00,361 --> 01:02:02,670 Let the doctor through! 545 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:07,032 Yes, they are in here. 546 01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:09,438 Help us! 547 01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:15,590 -Do something! - You do something! 548 01:02:21,681 --> 01:02:25,515 -this calls for a doctor. -No, a policeman! 549 01:02:25,601 --> 01:02:29,879 -Doctor! Doctor! -Policeman! Policeman! 550 01:02:37,361 --> 01:02:39,875 Don't you... 551 01:02:39,961 --> 01:02:42,031 Watch the mustache! 552 01:02:52,281 --> 01:02:54,636 We're all going to die! 553 01:02:54,721 --> 01:02:58,760 Focus on your inner self. Your inner self. 554 01:03:14,001 --> 01:03:16,071 Look! 555 01:03:23,881 --> 01:03:27,669 Your children are safe with the doctor now. 556 01:03:34,801 --> 01:03:36,712 Bud! Where's Bud? 557 01:03:36,801 --> 01:03:39,713 Hello? Help! 558 01:03:39,801 --> 01:03:43,555 No! Bud and Rigmor are still in there! 559 01:03:53,721 --> 01:03:56,189 But what about Rigmor? 560 01:04:01,401 --> 01:04:03,392 Fine! 561 01:04:04,201 --> 01:04:08,717 Get your filthy paws off of me! Bud, run him over! 562 01:04:37,801 --> 01:04:41,680 l hear laughter is a sign of instability. 563 01:04:41,761 --> 01:04:43,672 Bud! 564 01:04:46,641 --> 01:04:49,678 Kurt, you're the best! 565 01:04:51,081 --> 01:04:55,120 Hooray for Kurt! Hooray for Kurt! 566 01:04:57,401 --> 01:05:02,600 You've never been cheered like that. Kurt is more important. 567 01:05:02,681 --> 01:05:08,756 - You haven't been cheered like that. -FC Rosenborg sure has. Often. 568 01:05:08,841 --> 01:05:11,196 Huge breasts, by the way. 569 01:05:11,281 --> 01:05:16,355 He's my dad. And l can hear everything. this is beautiful! 570 01:05:16,441 --> 01:05:19,080 Wonderful Copenha... l mean... 571 01:05:19,201 --> 01:05:25,549 Did you see dad on that forklift? And you are incredibly strong! 572 01:05:25,641 --> 01:05:27,279 Mind my hair! 573 01:05:28,881 --> 01:05:35,070 l promise that we will build a new, solid kindergarten. 574 01:05:35,161 --> 01:05:39,359 So that nothing like this will ever happen again. 575 01:05:39,441 --> 01:05:41,477 thank you, Kurt! 576 01:05:49,681 --> 01:05:52,275 KURTlS THE BEST 577 01:06:12,481 --> 01:06:14,312 Sorry. 578 01:06:14,401 --> 01:06:18,235 Never mind. We're just happy you're moving. 579 01:06:18,321 --> 01:06:23,520 l understand. l didn't fit in here next to you. 580 01:06:23,601 --> 01:06:25,910 Ain't that the truth. 581 01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:30,119 ls this enough to... repair the damages? 582 01:06:30,881 --> 01:06:33,441 l have a better idea. 583 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:45,838 KlNDERGARTEN 584 01:06:48,361 --> 01:06:50,272 Nice throw!. 585 01:06:55,961 --> 01:06:59,351 Please watch your language, boys! 586 01:07:12,761 --> 01:07:17,073 Hey, Mr. Forklift Driving Man 587 01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:28,431 You're the boss You're in command 588 01:07:44,881 --> 01:07:50,239 Look what's coming A doomsday machine 589 01:07:50,361 --> 01:07:55,674 the Prince of Darkness Riding his forklift 590 01:07:56,201 --> 01:08:01,400 Tipping over big loads Crushing everything in his path 591 01:08:01,481 --> 01:08:06,396 He refuses to crawl He's coming to get you 592 01:08:06,881 --> 01:08:10,669 He's a forklift driving man! 593 01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:16,990 Forklift driving man! 594 01:08:37,921 --> 01:08:42,631 the hour of revenge Has arrived 595 01:08:42,961 --> 01:08:48,240 Definitely not smart To stand right there 596 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:53,756 Run for cover Run for your life 597 01:08:54,201 --> 01:08:59,594 lf you aren't dead yet You will be soon 598 01:08:59,681 --> 01:09:04,550 Lawless, mysterious and raw 599 01:09:04,921 --> 01:09:09,233 A brave and bloodthirsty brute 600 01:09:16,001 --> 01:09:20,074 He's a forklift driving man! 601 01:09:20,961 --> 01:09:25,637 A forklift driving man! 602 01:09:43,841 --> 01:09:47,595 Kurt is evil! 603 01:10:06,601 --> 01:10:08,796 He is a... 604 01:10:08,881 --> 01:10:13,079 Forklift driving man! 605 01:10:13,481 --> 01:10:18,396 He is a forklift driving man! 619 01:10:25,561 --> 01:10:35,519 Rip by: Royskatt - www.torrentstart.nu - 47202

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