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Enjoy The Flick. 2 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:18,792 Mary. 3 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:20,708 Mary. 4 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:21,708 Yes ma'am. 5 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,583 Mary, I think my baby's coming. 6 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,667 - Call sir immediately. - Yes, ma'am. 7 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,333 Take it easy, Ankita. 8 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,833 You've been eagerly waiting for the day to arrive. 9 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,083 When you would be a mother. 10 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,208 Just come down here quickly, please. 11 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,167 - Yes, Ankita, I've boarded. - Mary, do something. 12 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:37,583 Mam please you don't panic. 13 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:40,083 Take deep breaths. 14 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,042 Please ma'am. 15 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,167 Sir, can you please check-off your phone. 16 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,333 - Sir. - Yeah... 17 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,875 We're running late because of you. 18 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,769 Just take your seat and fasten your seat belt. 19 00:02:49,781 --> 00:02:50,375 Sorry. 20 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:52,208 - Here you are. Thank you. - I am sorry. 21 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:55,958 - Good morning. - Good morning. 22 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,250 - First child? - Yes... 23 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,125 It's normal. 24 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,542 Poor thing has no one else to vent her frustration somewhere. 25 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:09,083 - Charles. - Rajeev... Rajeev Malhotra. 26 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:12,458 I'll pray to God for your child. 27 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:14,417 Thank you. 28 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:16,875 And anyway, we are going to fly quite high. 29 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,250 - God will hear us sooner. Yeah... - Yeah. 30 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:22,125 Relax. 31 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,875 Hello, Rajeev. Where are you? 32 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:28,417 Ankita, I've reached Mumbai Airport. 33 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,250 One of the passengers has gone to the washroom. 34 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:31,458 And, I'm looking after his luggage. 35 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:34,125 Rajeev, I am entering the operation theater... 36 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,583 and you are looking after some stupid passengers... 37 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,083 Please Ankita, don't say that. 38 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:42,958 He wishes our child well. He's a very kind-hearted man. 39 00:03:58,417 --> 00:04:02,708 Ankita, I am on my way. Yes... you... yeah 40 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:10,750 - Sorry, Mr. Malhotra. - He's back. I am leaving. 41 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,417 - Sorry. - No, no, it's alright. 42 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:13,458 - Come. - Please come. 43 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,634 So, you have a business in London, Mr. Malhotra? 44 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:23,292 Yes. 45 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,375 Excuse me? 46 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,125 - Yes, officer? - You can go. 47 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:28,500 Thank you. See you Charles. 48 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:31,208 Welcome, Mr. Charles. Let's go. 49 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,125 Even after we had such a strong lead... 50 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:48,917 - we didn't find anything. - Excuse me, officer. My watch. 51 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:50,833 Can I take it? 52 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,167 My time seems to be great. 53 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,042 Now, with your permission, can I wear my clothes... 54 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:03,458 or, do you have anything else in mind? 55 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,125 Congratulations, Ankita! 56 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:12,333 Congratulations. 57 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:17,500 Wow... I was elated thinking there's just one. But, you've given me twins. 58 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:20,875 Time for double celebrations. 59 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,583 Congratulations to you too. 60 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:24,625 Yes? 61 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:27,750 Doctor why is there a bandage on their arms? 62 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,708 Mr. Malhotra, your children were conjoined. 63 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,250 We had to operate. 64 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:36,417 One child is healthy, but the other one is a little weak. 65 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,958 And yes, the most important thing... 66 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Even after being separated, whenever they are close to each other... 67 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:44,125 their reflexes will also connect with each other. 68 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:44,958 How? 69 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Like... 70 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,625 If one child cries, the other one will cry too. 71 00:05:48,917 --> 00:05:51,583 If one feels pain, the other one will feel pain too. 72 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:52,458 I'll show you... 73 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:53,708 Look at this. 74 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:02,375 You mean, when one laughs, the other one will laugh too. 75 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:03,250 Yes. 76 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:05,583 When one jumps, the other one will jump too. 77 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:11,292 Mr. Malhotra, such cases are only one in eight million. 78 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:12,875 - Wow! - Yes. 79 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:16,667 - Did you hear that Ankita? - One in eight million. 80 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,292 Of course. Our children are one in a million... 81 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:20,958 I mean, two 82 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,250 Sir, someone is here to see you. 83 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:31,083 Many, many, many, congratulations, Mr. Malhotra. 84 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,792 I couldn't control myself. 85 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,583 See... I even bought gifts for the new born. 86 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,542 You shouldn't have taken the trouble. 87 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,417 And, what's this? Seems like you ran all the way here. 88 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:46,417 Here, drink some water. 89 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:58,208 I already know exactly why you've come here, Charles. 90 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,083 Actually, water doesn't have any color. 91 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:07,250 But this water exposed your true colors. 92 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:10,833 What now? 93 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:15,000 Same old outdated confrontational drama! 94 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:17,667 The usual, blah-blah-blah. 95 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:20,958 Let's straight come to the point, Mr. Malhotra. 96 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:24,958 You don't sc*** me, I will not sc*** you. 97 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:26,708 I've got a gift for you. 98 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:28,875 Officers! 99 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:33,625 Take a look. 100 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,125 Clever. Very-very clever... 101 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:43,167 No-no-no... down. 102 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:43,792 Gun down. 103 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,000 Officer, this one's real. 104 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:47,833 - Go back and I'll run. - No! 105 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:48,958 Catch him! 106 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,708 - Who are you? - Quiet. 107 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:52,875 Charles. 108 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:55,000 Charles, let my son go. 109 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:58,667 Go back... go back, Malhotra. 110 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:01,083 Or else only one out of these twins will remain. 111 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,417 Eh, officer... 112 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,500 You don't listen. 113 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:05,125 I said this one's real. 114 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:06,167 Should I shoot? 115 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:07,250 Charles. 116 00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:08,583 Charles, for God's sake, let my child go. 117 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:09,208 Go back. 118 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,625 - Please, Charles. - Go back. 119 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,917 - Charles... - You go back and I'll Jump. 120 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,167 Charles! 121 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,833 Charles, we know you're inside. 122 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:52,083 The Police has you surrounded. 123 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:54,625 Surrender yourself Charles. 124 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:10,583 - Malhotra, calm down. - Leave me. 125 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:11,500 Listen to me... 126 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:14,042 Charles, where's my son? 127 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,708 Where is my son? 128 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,833 No... 129 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:24,667 - Charles. - Malhotra. 130 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:25,333 My son. 131 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,125 No Malhotra - Leave me. 132 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:29,375 Bye-bye Malhotra. 133 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,042 My Son! 134 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:38,250 My son... 135 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,083 What is that child doing in your hand? 136 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,250 Come on. Huh! 137 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:25,875 - Whose child is that? - Where did you find him? 138 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,625 I found this child on an auspicious day. 139 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:31,875 If l can't find his family, I shall raise him. 140 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,875 Great. Okay. 141 00:10:34,042 --> 00:10:37,458 He stopped crying when Kashi took him in her arms. 142 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:41,042 - Sister, what are you going to call him? - Name. 143 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,750 - His name is going to be Raja. - Raja. 144 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,750 Charles has been sentenced to 22 years. 145 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,167 Very good. 146 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:05,500 Malhotra, I'll get straight to the point. 147 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:10,792 You screwed with me, I'll screw you. 148 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,500 See you soon. 149 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,083 Law is sending him behind bars... 150 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:27,167 but his brother-in-law is still outside. I will finish what he started. 151 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:37,958 Malhotra, Charles has a strong network. 152 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,375 You should go out of this country for some time. 153 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,875 And anyway, your business is in London. 154 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,417 But, I... 155 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:49,667 If not for yourself, do it for your family and kid. 156 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,542 All the best 157 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:18,833 Eh... 158 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,750 Eh, let's go from 9-12. 159 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:25,208 Raja. Raja. 160 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,917 - Raja, save me. - Save you? 161 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,708 - Yes... - I won't save you. 162 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:53,958 Raja... 163 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:58,375 Idiot, if I don't save you, who else will save Nandu. 164 00:12:58,542 --> 00:12:59,625 Wait... 165 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,500 Now, hit me. 166 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,083 Hit him. Hit him, Raja. 167 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,958 Eh Raja... 168 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,917 Excuse me? 169 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,750 Excuse me. 170 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:09,958 Why is he hanging upside down? 171 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,417 And, why is crying while singing? 172 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,542 - Who are you? - Prem... Prem Malhotra. 173 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,875 - Fresher? - Yeah... 174 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,667 - Hi. - Hi. 175 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,833 - Into music and all, huh? - Yeah, music student. 176 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,500 Wow, dude. What a nice guitar! 177 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,292 Excuse me, that's expensive. 178 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,708 - Nice jacket. - I am... 179 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:29,958 Body, huh. 180 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,250 Stop harassing him! Move! 181 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,750 - You OK? - Yeah. 182 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,875 Sorry, they don't know how to behave with fresher's. 183 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,083 I'll show you. 184 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,125 My guitar. 185 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:55,167 Guys, give it out for Prem Malhotra. 186 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,042 The musical star. 187 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,917 Now he's going to give a top less Performance. 188 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,375 Come on, do that. Play. I don't know how to play. 189 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:05,542 Play... play... play... Come... 190 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,833 Play. 191 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,667 Play. 192 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,167 - Play... - Come on. 193 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,250 Play... play... 194 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,042 - Please. - Play. 195 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,125 Thank you. 196 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,458 ' Bye bye. ' Bye bye. 197 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,083 Yeah, mom. 198 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,583 - How are you, son? - Fine, morn. 199 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:52,625 - So, how was your first day? - It was great. 200 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,500 In fact, I even made some friends. 201 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,458 They are all nice. 202 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,333 - Listen, I... - Mom, I've to go. 203 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,208 They are calling me. I'll call you later. 204 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,208 Listen... Do call back. 205 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,542 Yeah... I... I'll call you back. 206 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:24,500 Did you talk to Prem? All OK? 207 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:29,667 He tried really hard, Rajeev... to not let me know 208 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,625 But, I am his mother. He was lying to me. 209 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,167 Ankita... 210 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:42,708 Remember what the doctor said when we had twins. 211 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:47,708 As weak as one of them is, The other will be as stronger. 212 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:56,292 Lord... If only my other son had been alive... 213 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,417 he would've never let his brother cry like this. 214 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,750 Hail lord Ganesha! 215 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,917 Hail the sacred statue! 216 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,042 Raja. 217 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,833 Raja... that bloody rascal grabbed my neck... 218 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,125 - and chucked me aside. - Yeah, I know-I know. 219 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:32,667 (CHANTING) for Pandit 220 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:37,417 Eh, Puss in Boots! 221 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,750 The shoes you're looking for... 222 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,958 ...are on Nandu's left and right feet. 223 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,208 These are great shoes. 224 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:51,542 Eh... who are you? 225 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,833 - Raja. - He says Raja. 226 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,500 The guy you pushed is my brother. 227 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,375 And, his reputation is my reputation. 228 00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:04,000 And, Raja's reputation... isn't some beauty soap... 229 00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:06,208 ...which you can use and throw. 230 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,833 Get my shoes. 231 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:30,250 Get him. 232 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,792 Bless you Raja. 233 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,917 - What a punch? - These Jeans are tight. 234 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,625 Great, Raja. 235 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,333 - You beat them all up. - I did... 236 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:49,125 Do I have to keep kicking your sidekicks all day? 237 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:50,458 Won't you come? 238 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:53,958 Aren't you going to fight? 239 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,750 Come fight with Raja, come on. 240 00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:09,542 Raja? 241 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,625 Raja! Raja! 242 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,542 - Listen. - Yeah. 243 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:30,625 Raja, you know what... let's return his shoes and get out. 244 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:34,333 We will... But after immersing this Alex. 245 00:24:34,417 --> 00:24:36,250 - Come on, Raja. - Come on. 246 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,833 - All hail... - Lord Ganesha! 247 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,625 All hail Lord Ganesha! 248 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,292 Come on, Raja. 249 00:25:08,042 --> 00:25:09,667 - Come on. - Beat him. 250 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:10,958 Get up. 251 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:24,333 - If you beat Raja I won't spare you. - Nandu. 252 00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:31,292 Come on, Raja. Beat that rascal. 253 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,875 Beat that rascal. Beat him... 254 00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:37,042 - How dare you mimic me? - I am not mimicking you. 255 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:38,000 I've been like this since I was a kid. 256 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:41,042 Shut up, I don't talk to people who stammer. 257 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,333 Very good, beat him. 258 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:19,708 I feel really sick because I stay up all night. 259 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,542 - You should've had two bottles of beer. - On duty? 260 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:23,708 Are you mad? 261 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,750 - What are you two doing here? - Where else do we go? 262 00:26:27,792 --> 00:26:30,250 Alex' condition is critical. 263 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,458 His men are looking all over for you, you know. 264 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,500 Raja, idea. Tatu - Tatot .. 265 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:40,875 Shut up, Nandu. Look, Raja, aunt Kashi is no more now. 266 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:45,083 If she was alive, she would've been definitely worried about your life. 267 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,458 - Wouldn't she? - He's right. 268 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,375 You know what, Raja... 269 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,792 you two should disappear from this area for few days. 270 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,792 That is why.. Tatu - Tatot .. 271 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,667 - What? - Surat... Rajkot. 272 00:26:57,167 --> 00:27:01,583 Yeah... Surat... Rajkot. But, Alex will find them. 273 00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:04,583 Actually, you two should leave India. 274 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,125 But, we don't have passports. 275 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,333 No Raja, there is only one way.. Tattu tattot 276 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,833 Shut up! I'll slap you. 277 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:11,958 Let them speak, Nandu. 278 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,417 - Look, Raja. - Yeah. 279 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:16,792 I know someone, who will take your photos... 280 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:20,708 and stick it on someone else' passport, and send you out of India. 281 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,417 - Who is he? - Pappu Passport. 282 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,375 You fool, I've been trying to say... 283 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,833 Pappu Passport! 284 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,917 Pappu passport! 285 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:35,625 No fear... when Pappu Passport's here. 286 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,708 So, where do you want to go? 287 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,000 Pappu, we're in a lot of trouble. 288 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,542 We want to go out of India. 289 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:43,958 But, you don't have to worry. 290 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,917 Raja can give you 20,000! 291 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,375 You're the first Prince (RAJA) who is a pauper. 292 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,583 No matter... If you add 30 more to it, I can send you to a place. 293 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:54,125 - What place is that? - Look. 294 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:03,750 He is dancing. 295 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:07,583 Africa, Congo. 296 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:09,917 No-no, we're used to Indian drums. 297 00:28:10,042 --> 00:28:11,583 We don't want to go to Congo. 298 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:12,333 Where do you want to go? 299 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:13,542 Give us a second. 300 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,583 - This Pappu's showing us really boring... - London! 301 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,833 London. 302 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,083 You and me in London. 303 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,167 London, sweetheart. 304 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,125 If you go there, I have a friend in London. 305 00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:37,208 - Who? - His name is Sharafat Ali. 306 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,042 - He owns a Pizza shop. - Pizza! 307 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:40,458 You'll get a job too. 308 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,958 And, as soon as you get a job, You'll get a girl. 309 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,708 Life will be good! 310 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:47,542 One million rupees. 311 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:57,042 Pappu, do you know why we want to go to London. 312 00:28:57,167 --> 00:28:58,542 Why? 313 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,333 Mother use to say... 314 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,708 Your mother use to say? 315 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,042 About brother, mother use to say... 316 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:11,417 "Look at Ramji's gait." 317 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,000 "it’s so explosive." 318 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:16,750 But, someone jinxed my brother's gait. 319 00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:18,917 And, the local goon broke his leg. 320 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,542 Doctor says... my brother's legs are beyond repair. 321 00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:25,917 - We need to gather Five million. - What? 322 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:26,958 Yeah... 323 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:29,208 I already paid the first installment. 324 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:30,667 How? 325 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:35,000 A cricket umpire was missing a finger. 326 00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:37,000 I gave him my finger. 327 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:42,083 - But, you have all 10 fingers. - He had 11. 328 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,708 - 11 fingers. - Which he cut off. 329 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,625 Do you know how I paid the second installment? 330 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,542 There was an RJ. Radio Jockey. 331 00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:50,583 He was dumb. We gave him his tongue. 332 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,250 Nandu, give him a demo. 333 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,375 First, I cut off my tongue and gave it to him. 334 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:58,000 - Cut off your tongue? - Yes. 335 00:29:58,042 --> 00:30:00,167 - The doctor's calling. - Give it to him. 336 00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,417 What do I tell the doctor? 337 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,458 What do I tell him? 338 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,958 - What do I tell him? - You... 339 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,125 Tell me... what should I say to him? 340 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:06,292 Look, brother... 341 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:07,667 Talk to him. 342 00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:13,125 You do so much for your family and your friends. 343 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,083 You're an angel. 344 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:20,208 You've awakened the human inside me. 345 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:22,542 I'll send you. 346 00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:26,042 Even if I've to sell my home. Sell my office. 347 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:30,667 Even if I've to become Pappu 'Aadhar Card’ (IDENTITY CARD)... 348 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,208 but, I will send you to London. 349 00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:33,667 Don't cry. 350 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,667 Don't cry, bro... I'll send you to Heathrow. 351 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,083 Raja! Raja! Raja! 352 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:49,125 - This is a really nice place. - Why? 353 00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:51,292 We can touch the air-hostess whenever she comes and goes. 354 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,167 Nandu... 355 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,583 - May I help you? - Hi, Where is the seat? 356 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,125 Just over there. 357 00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:11,083 - Move. - What a view. 358 00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:14,708 Move! Your jacket. 359 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:20,542 These days airplanes are so crowded. 360 00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:23,167 - What? - What? It's my seat. 361 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:30,500 - How are you? Are you single? - Excuse me. 362 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:32,292 I am talking to her. 363 00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:34,292 - Hi. - Hi 364 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,333 How are you? 365 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:36,583 London. 366 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,042 - Me too. - Do you want to change? 367 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,250 No, I like my seat. 368 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:42,583 Nice seat. 369 00:31:48,792 --> 00:31:50,875 Calm down calm down, It's alright. 370 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:51,833 Please be seated. 371 00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:55,583 Eh, Student of the Fear... first time traveler? 372 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:57,125 - Yeah... - Ohh.. 373 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,208 - I mean, the first time this week. - Ohh... 374 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,833 Actually, you know what. 375 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:05,417 If you're scared, you can sing... 376 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:09,208 - It really works, you should try it. - Scared... 377 00:32:09,792 --> 00:32:11,250 Who is scared? 378 00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:13,750 - Raja, this plane is going to crash. - It's just turbulence, don't panic. 379 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:15,750 - Please, don't panic. - Sister... please. 380 00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:17,292 It is just a turbulence. 381 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,667 - Raja! Raja! - OK... don't panic. 382 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,125 The air-hostess stammers too. 383 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:22,125 She's saying turbulence instead of ambulance. 384 00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:25,750 Who gives them a license? 385 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:40,583 - Raja-Raja. - Yes, Nandu. 386 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,708 - Wooing the girl? - No, Nandu. 387 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,000 - Cozying up with her? - No, Nandu. 388 00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:47,500 Open your eyes. 389 00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:55,208 - You in my blanket, how cheap. - Eh, that's my blanket. That one's yours. 390 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:59,417 By the way, your last line 'how cheap' was really hurting. 391 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:03,458 But you cozying up to me in my blanket, was really romantic. 392 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:04,375 Shut up. 393 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:12,750 Ladies and Gentlemen, We have safely landed at London Heathrow Airport. 394 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:14,250 We hope you enjoy your flight. 395 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,792 We're in London! 396 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,542 We're in London. We've arrived in London. 397 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,750 - Good day. - You... 398 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:41,708 What's happening to me? 399 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:42,833 It's... 400 00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:45,208 - Oh God Stop it... - Sorry, sorry... 401 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:46,542 Look, Raja. 402 00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:51,833 Something's happening to me, what should I do? 403 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:56,917 Stop it, Stop it man. 404 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,958 - What's wrong with you? - Hey what are you doing? 405 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,583 Come... come on. 406 00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:08,583 Wow... 407 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:13,500 At the college's annual music event you're going to rock it, man. 408 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,542 I'll try. 409 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:17,875 - Hi, Samara. - Prem... Prem Malhotra. 410 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:19,625 Prem, you're awesome. 411 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,708 I am sure you could've shown off that day... 412 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:24,583 but, all thanks to Rocky... he's kind of absurd! 413 00:34:24,917 --> 00:34:25,625 He's crazy. 414 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:31,375 Prem, can I ask you for a favor? 415 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,375 Anything. 416 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:36,750 Can you teach me some music? 417 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,292 Well, I can teach you music from A to Z. 418 00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:42,542 OK, so my place... 419 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:48,250 I mean, you can teach me music at my place... 4 pm. 420 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:51,435 Then I'll be there at your place today at 4 pm. 421 00:34:51,447 --> 00:34:53,083 Well, it's already 5 pm. 422 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:54,833 - Sorry... - Tomorrow. Tomorrow at 4 pm. 423 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,667 - Yeah, tomorrow 4 pm. - OK. 424 00:34:58,542 --> 00:34:59,833 - Great. - Alright. 425 00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:05,417 Thanks - Cheers 426 00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,125 And, you're really good. 427 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,583 Tomorrow 4 pm. 428 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:15,375 Hello. 429 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:17,083 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 430 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,583 If Rocky finds out that Are you going over to Samara's house? 431 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:20,415 Then you are... 432 00:35:20,427 --> 00:35:22,833 Why would Rocky have a problem if l meet Samara? 433 00:35:29,042 --> 00:35:32,000 Because she's mine. Stay away from Samara. 434 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:35,167 Or else, I'll deactivate you like this Sim card. 435 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:41,250 What are you doing? 436 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:44,750 We're in an airport, everyone’s watching. 437 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:51,542 Raja, what's happening... what is happening? 438 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:58,333 Raja, what's wrong? 439 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:00,042 What happened? Can I call a Doctor? 440 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:06,000 - Hi... - Bye. 441 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,042 Remember me in your 'Dua'(PRAYERS) and 'Muah'! 442 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:12,333 Raja... 443 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:14,042 Bye. 444 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,667 Raja, what keeps happening to you suddenly. 445 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,083 In the airplane, you were doing this. 446 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,208 And, while collecting your luggage... 447 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:24,875 - you were doing that! - Nandu, I wasn't doing it intentionally. 448 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:26,875 It felt like someone caught me from behind. 449 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,792 - I don't get it too. - Raja... 450 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:31,500 I think you're going crazy because of happiness. 451 00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:32,917 Yes, because its the first time your brother flew in an airplane. 452 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:36,875 Welcome to London, Mr.Raja, Mr.Nandu. 453 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,792 How do you know my Raja Babu? 454 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,958 Well, Pappu Passport sent me. 455 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,583 - Pappu Passport? - Yeah... 456 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,917 Pappu Passport insisted that I should take good care of you two. 457 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:46,458 So, I've made all the arrangements. 458 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,250 Free car, along with pickup and drop facility. 459 00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:50,000 Free boarding, free food... 460 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:54,833 - And a free massage, every two hours. - With parachute oil? 461 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:58,458 No stupid, London Police truncheon. 462 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,250 Inspector Dhillon, London Police. 463 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:05,583 Look, bro, you can arrest us if you want. 464 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:08,000 - But, I would like to say something. - Go ahead. 465 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,500 My father is sick... 466 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:11,208 What's wrong with your father? 467 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:12,542 He got hurt and fell. 468 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:15,250 A man first falls down and then gets hurt. 469 00:37:15,417 --> 00:37:17,917 He shut his eye, and the fan fell on him. 470 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:19,708 Bam!! 471 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:25,042 We came to London for his treatment. Even paid Pappu Passport money. 472 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,250 I sold my kidney for it. 473 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,125 - You sold a kidney! - I did. 474 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,333 I am not worried about the kidney. 475 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,167 But, when my father finds out... 476 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:36,292 that, his son is rotting in Dhillon's jail, 477 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:38,792 my poor sick father can't even commit suicide. 478 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,625 - Why? Why not... - The fan already fell on him! 479 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,500 There is no fan! 480 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:45,125 Then how will he hang himself? 481 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,042 Give him... 482 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:50,917 It's my father calling... My father. 483 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,125 - Talk to him. - Stop it... you'll make me cry. 484 00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:56,875 You live in London and make fun of the poor like us? 485 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:59,125 'O Lord... there's so much sorrow in the world.' 486 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,292 - Do you have a handkerchief? - Give him. 487 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,583 Here you go. Wipe your tears properly. 488 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,792 There's so much sorrow in this world. 489 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,333 There's more sorrow than the number of people in this world. 490 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,417 May God bless everyone. 491 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:15,000 - Ae... Watermelon. - It's Dhillon. 492 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:18,667 Whatever! Those two? Is that Raju and Nandu? 493 00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:19,500 No... 494 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,292 What the... Oh yes! 495 00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:28,333 Rascals. Making a fool of a fellow Indian. I won's spare you. 496 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:31,833 Raja, the train's arrived at the airport. Let's catch it. 497 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,125 Get in. Get in. 498 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,083 I won't spare you. 499 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,125 Come back! 500 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:41,667 He made a fool out of me. 501 00:38:57,042 --> 00:38:58,458 - Raja? - Yeah. 502 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:02,542 - Nandu? - Even you know my Raja Babu? 503 00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:08,958 For sure you'll find me feeble minded, but favoring you will be highly flammable. 504 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,667 As I can foresee that both of are fatuous, frenzy, 505 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:16,000 and feckless and you've faltered frantically. 506 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:19,792 What did he say? 507 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,917 I just stammer, but he's out of control. 508 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,292 Did you understand a word? 509 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,750 I did! I did... Thank you, Sharafat bhai. 510 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:28,917 - He's given us the job. - Thank you, thank you... 511 00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,375 Come here. 512 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:31,625 Nice cheeks. 513 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:34,500 Pappu Passport is in Police custody. 514 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,000 I can't take the risk of giving you two a job. 515 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:38,500 No, Sharafat bhai, we came here depending on you. 516 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:39,458 But, I can't take this risk. 517 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,500 But Sharafat bhai, if we stay here... 518 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:43,833 - you will be out of danger. - How? 519 00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:46,667 Places like these are easily turn into a battleground. 520 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:47,583 - Battleground? - Yeah... 521 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:50,625 In the dead of night, people rob cute guys like you. 522 00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:52,208 Where's the owner? 523 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,667 Where's the owner? 524 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:54,958 I am the owner. 525 00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:56,667 - What is... - Where is the money? 526 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,458 - Give us the money. - Listen to me. 527 00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:03,542 Hit him again! Hit him again! 528 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:08,083 But, imagine what could've happened if I was there. 529 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,208 What? 530 00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:10,458 Take a look. 531 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:12,250 Where's the owner? 532 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,208 Where's the owner? 533 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,125 Hit him again! 534 00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:47,958 Marvelous! Marvelous! 535 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,875 What are you doing? 536 00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,667 - You're not a kid. You're the owner. - Yeah... 537 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:54,292 Boss, if you give us the job... you only stand to benefit. 538 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,708 What are you thinking? 539 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:59,417 Flawlessly figuring it out which Fortay should be functionalized. 540 00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:00,750 What? 541 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,875 I am thinking whether I should offer you a job... 542 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:05,750 or partnership? 543 00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:19,958 Sweety, you're looking beautiful. Really nice. 544 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,807 Morn, I am uncomfortable. 545 00:41:21,819 --> 00:41:24,917 You see... your body language isn't right. 546 00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:28,000 Once he sees your front and back... 547 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:32,042 - he'll follow you everywhere you go. - Please, mom. 548 00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:33,250 What is this? 549 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:37,083 Rajeev Malhotra's son Prem is coming over to meet you. 550 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:38,375 Oh my, God. 551 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:42,458 His bank balance even makes the banks unbalanced. 552 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,708 Mom, stop talking about money all the... 553 00:41:46,292 --> 00:41:48,083 - How are you, aunty? - Great. 554 00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:49,167 Hi. 555 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,042 You're looking nice. 556 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,667 - Really? - After all, she's my daughter. 557 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:58,875 - Prem, please come in. Prem... - Morn... 558 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,550 Prem... I'm so happy. So, you're into music, huh! 559 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:04,833 Yes, ma'am. 560 00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:08,500 - So am I? Would you like to hear? - No-no-no... 561 00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:09,417 Please do. 562 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:14,667 Sa-Re-Ga-Ma... Amitabh Bachchan! 563 00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:18,417 - Sa-Re-Ga-Ma... Pa. - Yeah, so Amitabh Bachchan was in 'Paa'! 564 00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:20,125 Got you! Good one! 565 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,167 - Go in the bedroom and get it on. - Mom! 566 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,252 With your music... 567 00:42:25,264 --> 00:42:27,958 I'll get some 'dhoklas' and 'theplas' (SNACKS)! 568 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,833 I am not a garba dancer. 569 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:39,958 Oh, Shirley, you turned out to be like Kate Winslet in Titanic! 570 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,125 - You and him, in the car... - Excuse me miss... 571 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:45,208 We're on the lookout for illegal immigrating Indians. 572 00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:47,000 So, if you've seen them, just say. 573 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:50,000 - Eh, Tommy Gun, show her the picture. - Yeah... 574 00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:52,125 You... have never seen them before, right? Thank you. 575 00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:53,583 She's never seen them before. Let's go. 576 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:55,708 You don't want me to catch these guys and get a promotion. 577 00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:56,750 That's been your plan. 578 00:42:56,792 --> 00:42:57,542 Thinking. 579 00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:58,458 - Stupid. - Get lost. 580 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,167 Go away! 581 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,375 You rascal. 582 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,875 Thank you, she's never seen them before. 583 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,542 - Do you realize this. - Oh miss... 584 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:07,625 You're the worst partner any cop can ever have. 585 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:32,750 Sorry-sorry-sorry... There was a mosquito over there. 586 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:33,833 Mosquito! 587 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,103 You followed me all the way to my dad's supermarket... 588 00:43:36,115 --> 00:43:36,792 Eh! 589 00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:39,833 I wasn't following you. I am the pizza delivery boy. 590 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:41,250 Nothing surprising. 591 00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:44,917 This is what illegal London gatecrashers like you do. 592 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,833 - Eh, bornfire. - Bornfire? 593 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,208 'Janamjali!' 594 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,792 Don't think I am a pushover. 595 00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:52,458 - I've 500 billion in my bank. - What? 596 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:55,417 500 billion in my bank, but, only 500 in my account. 597 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,042 - Pretty soon you won't have that either. - Why? 598 00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:58,708 - Come on. - Where are you taking me? 599 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:01,292 - What are you doing? - Inspector. 600 00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:05,125 Before you call him, listen to what I have to say. 601 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:07,917 What? 602 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,333 Mother use to say... 603 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:13,750 "Fair wrists..." 604 00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:17,250 "...o lady, your fair wrists." 605 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:21,500 - Meaning? - I mean... If I go to jail... 606 00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:24,583 then, my 11 sisters will never get married. 607 00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:29,250 - 11 sisters? - Yes... And, I was the 12th man. 608 00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:33,375 I gathered 1.1 million for the dowry of my 11 sisters. 609 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,042 But, their in-laws didn't accept... 610 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:37,833 ...my old '500' and '1000' rupees notes. 611 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:41,167 It was so damn demoralizing and demonetizing. 612 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:45,417 After that, like this, like that... Don't ask how. 613 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:49,583 I gathered money and came to London, to work. To toil... 614 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,208 And, you want to hand me over to the police. 615 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,833 No. Sorry! 616 00:44:53,167 --> 00:44:53,917 Alish... 617 00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:55,292 I am sorry. 618 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:57,792 If I don't take responsibility for my 11 sisters... 619 00:44:58,042 --> 00:45:00,292 how will I ever face my neighboring father. 620 00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:02,083 Neighboring father? 621 00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:03,625 There were already 11 people in the house... 622 00:45:03,792 --> 00:45:05,708 so father had to stay with the neighbors. 623 00:45:10,167 --> 00:45:12,875 It's my father. He's calling from our neighbor's house. 624 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,417 What do I tell father? 625 00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:15,917 What should I tell him? 626 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,208 - Talk to him, please. - No I am sorry... What am I going to say? 627 00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,583 Tell him... that you want to hand me over to the police. 628 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:22,500 - Tell him... tell him. - No, please... 629 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,375 Madam, my bill... 630 00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:34,583 I guess he'll get her pregnant with a kiss. See you. 631 00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:39,250 But, I was saying... 632 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,750 Anyway, continue... 633 00:45:40,792 --> 00:45:42,583 The money's right here. 634 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:46,958 Sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. 635 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,875 I am very sorry, I didn't... 636 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:48,792 I didn't know what happened... 637 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,958 - Samara... Samara, I am very... - Mommy... 638 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:53,542 Don't call your mom. I don't know how that happened. 639 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,125 I don't know what happened. 640 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:12,917 I am... sorry, mother. Sorry daughter. 641 00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:14,208 I don't know what's happening to me. 642 00:46:14,292 --> 00:46:15,000 I need a shrink. 643 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:16,375 I need the NHS. 644 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,833 Help me help me o Lord. 645 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:21,583 - Morn, he kissed me. - Not just you... 646 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,625 He kissed me as well. 647 00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:30,542 Mom! 648 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:36,792 Come on. 649 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,542 Come, my son. 650 00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,708 He's my childhood friend, Bakshi. 651 00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:43,667 His daughter is as beautiful as his home. 652 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,917 - I want you to meet her. - But, I don't want to meet her. 653 00:46:46,042 --> 00:46:46,708 Why? 654 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:48,958 Look, this is just like you guys play on Facebook. 655 00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:50,875 You 'Like', you 'Dislike'! 656 00:46:50,917 --> 00:46:52,375 Like-Dislike. This is similar. 657 00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:54,708 - But, I am not on Facebook. - But... 658 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:57,000 - Stop pushing me. - Come on. 659 00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,583 Malhotra. 660 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:01,917 - When I saw from afar... - Bakshi, you've been 661 00:47:01,958 --> 00:47:03,667 repeating this one-liner for 30 years now. 662 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:05,667 - Dad, he's very loud. - Yes, he's very... 663 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:08,167 When I saw from afar, something was hanging on the wall. 664 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:11,167 When I came closer, I saw it was my best buddy. 665 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:14,083 So happy to see you. So happy to see you. 666 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:17,083 - Meet my son... Prem. - Give me your blessings 667 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,292 Oh my, God... He's taking my blessings... In London. 668 00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:21,958 - What would you like, son? - Uncle, milk. 669 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,125 - Milk? - Yeah. 670 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,167 You're a Dislike. 671 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:28,250 - Guys don't drink milk. - 'Gai' (COW) gives milk. 672 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:30,292 - Dad, they are very strange. - Yes, they are. 673 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,833 Raja. 674 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,417 This is my daughter. Alishka. 675 00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:37,875 Come here, Alishka. 676 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,542 - Sorry. - It's OK. 677 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:46,458 Alishka dear... that's Mr Malhotra, Prem... 678 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,583 - Take his blessings. - Dad. 679 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,375 Come on, dear. Go ahead... go on. 680 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:53,417 - Dad... - Not him, dear. The father... 681 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:54,708 Let it be, dear. 682 00:47:57,667 --> 00:47:59,667 - She's winking at me. - Yes, I noticed. 683 00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:03,458 Now, you can ask her... "Dear, what do you do". 684 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,792 - What do you do, dear? - I'll tell you. 685 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:09,500 While taking a selfie, she can make 50 different types of faces. 686 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,625 - Move back. - Dad... Dad... 687 00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:16,042 - Uncle, we'll go sit near the pool. - No... 688 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,500 - Yes. - I don't like pools. 689 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,250 - I don't want to swim. - Come on. 690 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:21,875 He wanted some milk. 691 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,125 You're an awesome actor, man. 692 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:26,083 Looking cultured... asking for milk... 693 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:29,625 - Where as, the other day you went wild! - Wild? 694 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:36,458 - Did you forget? You kissed so hard. - That was just a mistake. 695 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,458 - But, how do you know? - Oh, come on... 696 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,583 - You kissed so hard, everyone knows. - Everyone. 697 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:46,167 - Stop pretending now. - Please, don't tell my dad. 698 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,083 Now you're on track. 699 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:49,958 But, I must admit 700 00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:52,167 You just barged in my house, with a fake father... 701 00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:54,583 - and impressed my dad as well. - Fake father? 702 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:58,792 - Please behave yourself. - Oh yeah... I will behave myself. 703 00:48:58,833 --> 00:49:01,333 - What are you doing? - You deserve another one. 704 00:49:01,917 --> 00:49:04,125 - Come on. - No... no... What are you doing? 705 00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:05,625 Please don't... 706 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,583 What the... 707 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:10,250 Like you said... 708 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,958 Remember me in your prayers, and in your 'muah'. 709 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,542 - This is Stacy and Liz... - They are all foreigners. 710 00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:19,500 - Yeah, after Dipti's death... - Dad! Dad! 711 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,042 - What happened? - Son, you're shaking. Are you alright? 712 00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:24,708 - Dad, I'm feeling vertigo. I want to go. - Have a coffee. 713 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,958 - No, I am getting palpitations. - Then, have a biscuit. 714 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,875 - I have a heart problem, dad. - Then lie down for a bit, son. 715 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:30,542 - What's wrong? - Dad, I have a problem... 716 00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:32,083 - Calm down. - I can't take it anymore. 717 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:33,833 OK-OK... give him some milk. 718 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,750 The milk was really good, uncle. Thank you. 719 00:49:35,792 --> 00:49:37,958 - Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. - Wait. Wait. 720 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,875 He's a little weird guy, but... how did you like him? 721 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,957 You chose him for me... then, he must be right. 722 00:49:45,969 --> 00:49:46,875 See... 723 00:49:51,417 --> 00:49:52,458 OK. 724 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:55,458 Did you see my daughter dance in Sanskrit? 725 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,833 First time I saw swag in Sanskrit, brother-in-law. 726 00:49:57,875 --> 00:50:00,750 I guess the boy's right... But, I think the girl's wrong. 727 00:50:00,762 --> 00:50:01,917 Nothing's wrong here. 728 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:05,500 It's my values which I gave my Indian daughter. 729 00:50:05,542 --> 00:50:07,542 - I know everything... - If you know everything, then tell me... 730 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:09,667 ...who gets the 'Man of the Match' award in a women's cricket match? 731 00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:11,603 Can we travel to 'Mangal' (MARS) on a 'Sukravar' (FRIDAY)? 732 00:50:11,615 --> 00:50:12,250 What? 733 00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:15,125 - Were Einstein and Valentine brothers? - You're crazy. 734 00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:16,708 Tell me. 735 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,583 You know, my gut feeling... 736 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:33,292 and my jatt feeling says that Raja is somewhere around. 737 00:50:34,917 --> 00:50:37,125 Samara, Samara. 738 00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:41,083 - I know. - Excuse me. 739 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,417 Sorry... 740 00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:51,250 Samara, just a minute. 741 00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:52,875 I'll see you girls. 742 00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:54,750 Bye - What? 743 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,458 Samara, I've never behaved like this before. 744 00:50:58,083 --> 00:51:01,708 I don't know what happened to me. It was me, but it wasn't me. 745 00:51:01,875 --> 00:51:06,667 That kiss... your mom... I didn't mean to do that. 746 00:51:07,125 --> 00:51:08,625 I am sorry. 747 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,667 Prem, you should go do two thing's.. 748 00:51:11,708 --> 00:51:14,250 First, go consult a doctor. You really need it urgently. 749 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:16,217 Second? 750 00:51:16,229 --> 00:51:19,167 Second, I am hungry. Let's talk over lunch. 751 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,667 What would you like to eat? 752 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,708 Hi. Can I get a pepperoni pizza, please? 753 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,542 - Excuse me, are you single. - Yes. 754 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:33,417 She's single, you're single, ready to mingle. 755 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,792 - Oh my, Toyota. - Sorry? 756 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:40,083 - Myself Raja from Versova. - Alisha, from Radford. 757 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,083 - Here's your lunch. - Thanks. 758 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,708 By the way, you look good without specs. 759 00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:47,125 Radford, you look amazing. 760 00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:49,208 Which pizza would you like to have? 761 00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:54,958 Sorry-sorry, I don't know why... I didn't mean it. 762 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,500 He can do it with both the eyes. 763 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,458 Sorry... I don't know why I am winking at you. 764 00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:03,208 He's a magician. 765 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:05,667 - You haven't changed a bit! - No... 766 00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:08,250 - You need help. - Samara, I very am sorry. 767 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:11,167 The eye doesn't stop... Keeps fluttering. 768 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,417 Samara, I am sorry. 769 00:52:12,542 --> 00:52:13,542 Ma'am. 770 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,750 What's happening with me? 771 00:52:16,792 --> 00:52:20,667 Samara. Samara. Samara. 772 00:52:21,708 --> 00:52:26,958 - My promotion. Raja from India. - Sir, please let me go. 773 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,250 - Who are you, sir? - Dhillon. 774 00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:33,375 - I am inspector Dhillon. - Poonam Dhillon... 775 00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,292 - That's Kuldeep Dhillion. - Sorry. 776 00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:38,583 Officer, please let me go. Otherwise, I'll get in big trouble. 777 00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:40,958 - Otherwise... Threatening the police? - No, sir. 778 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,458 - Otherwise, what will you do? - I respect the police. 779 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,542 I respect the law. 780 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:53,958 Oh my, God. Since when did you start smoking? 781 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,542 Do you want one? 782 00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:59,958 - Stay away from me. And don't follow me. - ls she crazy? 783 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,500 Eh, take it, easy bro. She's just a simple innocent girl. 784 00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:08,125 She's hot and sexy too. 785 00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:10,458 Honesty in the first line... 786 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,000 Molesting in the second? 787 00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:14,708 Let the girl go! 788 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,292 - Sorry police man. - Eh, you can't hit the police. 789 00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,458 It's a crime. 790 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,792 I am not hitting you, sir. This is not me. 791 00:53:23,625 --> 00:53:24,458 Sir... 792 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,917 Sir... please forgive me, sir. 793 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,667 I need a doctor, sir. 794 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:31,000 - Take me to a doctor, sir. - No, no... 795 00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:44,250 Wait. 796 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:46,833 Come. 797 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:49,625 Sir. 798 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,250 What's happening to me? 799 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:52,583 - How dare you push a Police officer? - Excuse me. 800 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,417 Where did he go? 801 00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:55,917 I won't spare you. 802 00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:01,917 Raja... I'll get that promotion. 803 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,250 This is wrong. 804 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:15,292 Raja! 805 00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:17,917 You're dead. 806 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,667 Come on you cop... come on. 807 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,250 Jump you cop. 808 00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:28,875 Phillon! 809 00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:29,625 What are you doing? 810 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:30,750 Dhillon! 811 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:32,458 Move. 812 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:35,875 Pass, pass, pass, pass, the ball. 813 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,917 Pass the ball pass the ball. 814 00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:39,917 Throw, throw, Go, go. 815 00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,667 What the... 816 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,833 Come down. 817 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,625 Come down, and I'll show you. 818 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:03,875 Shall I come down? 819 00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:05,542 - Shall I come down? - Careful. 820 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,042 Fine, I am coming. 821 00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:08,750 Don't hit the police 822 00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:12,500 Come you cops. 823 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:13,500 Come back now. 824 00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:15,000 I am not going to spare you. 825 00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:24,750 What happened? 826 00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:26,000 What's wrong with Samara? 827 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:27,458 Actually, she became unconscious. 828 00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:29,292 So I brought her here. 829 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:32,042 - What did you do to make her unconscious? - No... 830 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:33,458 Naughty boy- 831 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:38,583 Aunty... 832 00:55:50,458 --> 00:55:51,583 Son-in-law! 833 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:54,583 Father-in-law. 834 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,958 Why did you jump over the gate? 835 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,750 Oh my... I've always been a jumping jack. 836 00:55:59,792 --> 00:56:01,583 That reminds me... 837 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,250 "When I looked from afar, it was Alia Bhatt." 838 00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:05,125 Nice. 839 00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:07,125 "When I looked from afar, it was Alia Bhatt." 840 00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:10,708 - "When I took a closer look, it was... - Mahesh Bhatt." 841 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:16,667 - I see... you're here to meet my daughter. - Yes. 842 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,042 - Yellow favorite color, huh! - Yeah. 843 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,708 - Absolutely... awesome. - Awesome. 844 00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,000 Follow me. 845 00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:23,125 I would rather go in here than go to jail. 846 00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:24,625 - Follow me. - Wait for me, old man. 847 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:25,625 Who is this baldy? 848 00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:28,708 - Thanks, Prem. - For getting you out cold? 849 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:31,167 No, mom. There was a guy who tried to act fresh with me. 850 00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:35,125 - And Prem beat him up. - Did I? 851 00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:37,958 Don't be modest. I've seen it. 852 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:41,542 This calls for a celebration. Rum, whiskey or vodka? 853 00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:42,792 I don't drink alcohol. 854 00:56:43,042 --> 00:56:44,000 Only milk. 855 00:56:44,042 --> 00:56:46,417 Here I come... here I come with milk. 856 00:56:46,542 --> 00:56:49,375 Here you are, sir. Your favorite cow's milk. 857 00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:51,542 You Buffalo, if you want to give milk... 858 00:56:51,583 --> 00:56:53,833 ...then go to Aarey Milk Colony. I can... 859 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:57,833 sniff out my stuff. Get lost. 860 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,875 Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law. 861 00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:04,375 He's the wrong number. He's not Prem. 862 00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:05,500 He's Prem. 863 00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:07,292 Prem drinks milk. Prem drinks alcohol. 864 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,958 He doesn't drink alcohol in front of his father. 865 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,250 He pretends to be cultured in front of his father. It's his values. 866 00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,333 Prem is a funny man. 867 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:13,375 - Say cheers. - Huh! 868 00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:14,875 - Say cheers. - Cheers. 869 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,917 This is soo good! 870 00:57:20,792 --> 00:57:22,917 Why do I feel high after drinking this milk? 871 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:25,375 It's not the milk, its Samara. 872 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,083 Aunty... 873 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:30,750 Uncle, you've got a really hot daughter. 874 00:57:36,292 --> 00:57:38,875 Wanna go 9 to 12? 875 00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:41,000 Samara! 876 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:44,875 - You're awesome. - Awesome. 877 00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:47,208 Son-in-law. 878 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:48,500 Son-in-law, what are you doing? 879 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:50,625 - Why? ls she your wife? - No. 880 00:57:51,042 --> 00:57:52,958 Hold on... Hold on... 881 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:53,958 Out! 882 00:57:54,042 --> 00:57:56,125 She's Natalia, our maid. 883 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:57,958 My daughter is upstairs, in the bedroom. 884 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,458 - Your daughter's upstairs, in the bedroom? - Yes. 885 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,750 For me? Wow! 886 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:02,884 I told you... 887 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,333 What? That my daughter will fall in love... 888 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:06,375 with a guy in yellow? 889 00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:11,000 - Oh my, Alishka. - My Hero. 890 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,667 - Father-in-law, is she your daughter? - She's my daughter. 891 00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:15,208 Then I've got to ask her a question. 892 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,542 - What is the capital of Afghanistan? - Kabul. 893 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,292 - What? - Kabul! 894 00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:21,333 - Meaning? - Kabul! 895 00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:23,333 Yala Habibi, Sheikh sir... 896 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:26,750 ...your daughter said 'Qubool' (I DO) thrice. Congratulations. 897 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:27,583 Congratulations. 898 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,625 Nu Bukhara. 899 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:30,208 I am all yours. 900 00:58:31,792 --> 00:58:33,125 Brother-in-law, he's the wrong number. 901 00:58:33,167 --> 00:58:35,042 Why do keep dialing wrong numbers? 902 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,333 - Beautiful, right. - I like that. 903 01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:16,708 Look, Bro. 904 01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:18,458 Samara, do you want to watch the harry potter play? 905 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,708 Harry potter? 906 01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:23,708 Wow, Prem. You've been dancing and singing these days too. 907 01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:26,269 I even noticed you two were holding hands. Not bad, huh! 908 01:02:26,281 --> 01:02:27,125 No... 909 01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:27,875 Rocky sir. 910 01:02:27,917 --> 01:02:29,917 We were singing and dancing... 911 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:32,072 because we were practicing for the music event. 912 01:02:32,084 --> 01:02:32,792 I see. 913 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:35,625 And... And we were holding hands because... 914 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:38,196 I got lost in this college. She was guiding me. 915 01:02:38,208 --> 01:02:39,208 Stop lying, Prem. 916 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:43,083 - Yes, Rocky. We're dating. And having fun. - No, fun. 917 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:45,917 And guess what, we've kissed. You wanna see how. 918 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:50,353 Why you... 919 01:02:50,365 --> 01:02:52,583 He's not scared of any Tom-Dick-or-Rocky, OK. 920 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:54,333 - What are you saying? - Oh, come on, Prem. 921 01:02:54,542 --> 01:02:56,458 I've seen how you bashed up that guy in Basketball Court. 922 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,436 Which guys? 923 01:02:57,448 --> 01:03:00,292 Rocky, lay off. Because if he blows his cool... 924 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:02,750 Then what? What will you do? What can you do? 925 01:03:02,792 --> 01:03:05,958 - What will you do? - What will I do? I won't do anything. 926 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:08,333 - I won't do anything now. - He won't do it now. 927 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,875 He'll do it later. After college is over. 928 01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:14,458 - Exactly 5 pm. Simcard. - Yeah. 929 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,167 Tell everyone in college. 930 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:17,625 Today evening at 5 pm... 931 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:21,667 - Prem will fight with Rocky. - Huh? OK. Fine. 932 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:25,167 - Simcard, wait. - No, she just said it. 933 01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:28,708 Oh yes, I have an appointment with the dentist at 5 pm. 934 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,417 - I have a toothache. - Don't worry. 935 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,417 - After 5 pm, you won't have any teeth. - He's going to clean your clock at 5 pm. 936 01:03:33,417 --> 01:03:34,917 - I see... - He's going to rip you apart. 937 01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:35,500 Really? 938 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:37,998 You know Samara, you're making such tall claims for him... 939 01:03:38,010 --> 01:03:38,833 Save me god. 940 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:40,333 but, look behind you. 941 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:43,875 Rocky-Prem! Rocky-Prem! Rocky-Prem! It's a Muscle Mania. 942 01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:45,833 You should also come. It's going to be fun. 943 01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:48,250 There will be kicking, punching... Please join us. 944 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,500 Come on! 945 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:53,833 Today 5 o'clock. Royal Rumble! Summer Slam. 946 01:03:53,958 --> 01:03:54,958 Come on. 947 01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:59,458 5 o'clock... Rocky Vs. Prem! 948 01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:25,708 You have a problem, my son? 949 01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:27,542 Father, I have a lot of problems. 950 01:04:27,708 --> 01:04:29,583 Father, there's a girl I love, but... 951 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:32,625 Tell Him! 952 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:39,625 God. I have a very small problem. 953 01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,833 You've performed so many miracles. 954 01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:47,667 God, please save me from getting beaten up at 5 o'clock. 955 01:04:48,167 --> 01:04:49,958 I can't take it, I am very weak. 956 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,125 God, maybe not for me... at least, for my mom and dad. 957 01:04:54,583 --> 01:04:57,375 I am their only son. Please, God! 958 01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:16,958 Excuse me, excuse me. 959 01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:18,375 Yes... 960 01:05:23,417 --> 01:05:24,333 He's here. 961 01:05:29,375 --> 01:05:32,458 Don't look at me like that, Silly. You'll fall in love. 962 01:05:32,792 --> 01:05:34,083 - You too. - Eh... 963 01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:38,708 - Pepperoni pizza? Your order? - Yeah... come. 964 01:05:39,792 --> 01:05:41,875 Coming through... Corning through, sweetmeat. 965 01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:46,750 You look really hungry, sir. 966 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,167 You brought pizza for everyone because you're scared, huh! 967 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,875 - Why are you hitting me? - It's 5 o'clock. 968 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,208 But I brought it in 30 minutes. 969 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,458 Hey you... 970 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,417 Bless the child. 971 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:25,833 You shouldn't have done that, man. 972 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:27,333 This isn't right. 973 01:06:28,792 --> 01:06:31,042 I only respect two things in life. 974 01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:33,083 Mother... and food. 975 01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:34,750 Because one gives birth to us... 976 01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:36,750 and the other keeps us alive. 977 01:06:37,042 --> 01:06:39,792 And young man, I don't need a reason to bash you up... 978 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:42,458 but I've found a big emotion. 979 01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:55,792 Hurry up, I don't have time. 980 01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:10,542 Oh my child are you okay? 981 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:13,083 That hurt. That hurt. That hurt. 982 01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:15,833 Come on. 983 01:07:16,917 --> 01:07:20,042 Mister, I always do what I say. 984 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:23,292 And, what I don't say... I Whatsapp! Get up. 985 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:27,750 Come on. 986 01:07:33,167 --> 01:07:35,292 Thank you thank you,... Thank you baby. 987 01:07:39,792 --> 01:07:40,917 Good job. 988 01:07:41,542 --> 01:07:44,125 Don't underestimate the power of a pizza boy. 989 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:46,292 - Pizza... - Yeah! 990 01:08:29,375 --> 01:08:30,958 Oh lord? 991 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:36,000 - Sorry. - No, I am sorry. 992 01:08:36,042 --> 01:08:36,958 - Sorry. - No, I am sorry. 993 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,083 - Don't hit me. Don't hit me. - Sorry. 994 01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:39,458 - Why will I hit you? I won't hit you. - Don't hit me. 995 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,917 I won't hit you. Don't hit me. Sorry 996 01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:49,125 One a Raja, one a Prem. 997 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:02,417 Doctor, very strange things are happening to me. 998 01:09:03,042 --> 01:09:05,792 I feel like someone's suddenly controlling my body. 999 01:09:06,792 --> 01:09:09,000 The other day I suddenly kissed a girl. 1000 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,542 - Then, I hit a policeman. - You did the right thing. 1001 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:15,750 So, what's the problem? 1002 01:09:15,792 --> 01:09:16,333 Well... 1003 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:17,750 What is the problem? 1004 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:19,042 It would've been a problem... 1005 01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:22,000 if you had hit the girl and kissed the policeman. 1006 01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:23,958 Yuck... distasteful. 1007 01:09:26,042 --> 01:09:29,333 Relax my boy, chill. Relax. 1008 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:33,542 - Are you tensed? - Yeah. 1009 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:34,958 - Are you stressed? - Yes. 1010 01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:38,500 Let me explain. Come, with me. 1011 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,250 Come, my boy, come. 1012 01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,792 Now listen to me carefully. 1013 01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:47,542 Split-personality, multiple disorders... 1014 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:53,292 ...you 'don't' have any causes or symptoms. Not at all. 1015 01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:56,958 That means you're absolutely ﬁne. Fit as fiddle. 1016 01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,083 - But, doctor... - Buts and if's... Ohh... 1017 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,875 Let me diagnose you once and for all. 1018 01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:05,292 Put that back inside. Did I ask you to stick your tongue outside? 1019 01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:07,042 Don't stick your tongue outside. Put it back in. 1020 01:10:07,583 --> 01:10:09,583 Soft as marshmallow, huh! 1021 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,750 You stepped back. 1022 01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:13,708 - You stepped back, didn't you? - I did. 1023 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,708 You stepped back, that means you're alright. 1024 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,583 If you were sick, you would've broken my jaw... 1025 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:20,417 Like this. 1026 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:25,167 See, you stepped back again. This means you're perfectly alright. 1027 01:10:25,375 --> 01:10:28,167 - I don't get it. - OK, that's all done. Thank you. 1028 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,667 I went over to deliver pizza. 1029 01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:32,083 I didn't even know the guy, or crossed his path... 1030 01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:34,708 the bloody buffoon started throwing punches at me. 1031 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:35,958 - Does that hurt? - Yes, don't do it. 1032 01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:39,125 - I just want to know if it hurts. - Stop touching. 1033 01:10:39,167 --> 01:10:41,375 Well, I only want to know it's paining. 1034 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,792 - Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that. - You're lying. You hit me. 1035 01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,958 Don't come any closer. Don't come any closer. I will jump. 1036 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,250 Doctor, please help me. 1037 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:51,583 - What please? - I need help sir. 1038 01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:52,696 Get out! 1039 01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:55,958 You don't have a disorder, you're out of order. 1040 01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:57,500 Bloody hell, he hit me. 1041 01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:59,000 Doctor, I am very unwell doctor. 1042 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,000 I need help. I am going crazy. 1043 01:11:01,042 --> 01:11:04,875 l will jump... 1... 2... s... 1044 01:11:05,542 --> 01:11:06,750 Sigh.. Survived! 1045 01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:17,208 Malhotra... Charles. 1046 01:11:19,792 --> 01:11:21,792 Soon I'll be out of jail. 1047 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:25,167 And then, I won't spare you and your family. 1048 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:26,042 I know you're going to say... 1049 01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:29,750 This is between you and me, Charles. Leave my family out of this." 1050 01:11:29,792 --> 01:11:32,458 And the usual blah-blah... 1051 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:43,000 Look Raja, accident. 1052 01:11:43,042 --> 01:11:43,958 Hold it... hold it... 1053 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,292 Get down, I'll take a look. 1054 01:12:07,792 --> 01:12:11,417 Raja, this is just like the scene in Three Idiots. I am scared. 1055 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:16,167 Nandu, when Lord Ganesha's with you, no harm can come to him. 1056 01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:18,083 - Hail Lord... - Ganesha. 1057 01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:35,417 It'll be ﬁne, keep breathing. 1058 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:38,542 Prem! 1059 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:41,583 - Doctor, excuse me. - Yes. 1060 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:44,167 - Where is the ICU, please? - Go to the 2nd Floor. 1061 01:12:49,667 --> 01:12:50,625 Prem! 1062 01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:53,333 He is still breathing... 1063 01:12:54,167 --> 01:12:58,250 How is he? How did this happen? 1064 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,125 Don't worry, he's fine. 1065 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:04,375 - So sudden... - Don't cry. 1066 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,375 I'm telling you he's fine. Please... 1067 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:09,375 Son. 1068 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:18,708 He'll be ﬁne. 1069 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,792 He'll be absolutely fine. 1070 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:27,750 - But, where is he? - He's in there, room 202. 1071 01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,625 What happened, Raja? Why are you crying? 1072 01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:41,958 If only my mother was alive, she would've hugged me just like this. 1073 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,958 Family is such an amazing thing. 1074 01:13:46,167 --> 01:13:49,750 Even the richest man in the world is a pauper without a family. 1075 01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:53,000 You're right, Raja. But, don't worry. 1076 01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:54,375 I am your family. 1077 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:59,750 - You make me... puke. - Hopeless life. 1078 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,167 Come on. 1079 01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:04,542 Come on, we've lots of pizzas to deliver. 1080 01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,583 - Who is calling? - Let me answer first. 1081 01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:07,875 Tell him you're at the hospital. 1082 01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:09,208 It's an emergency. 1083 01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:21,792 Nandu... 1084 01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:28,542 No... No... 1085 01:14:45,667 --> 01:14:46,875 Alex... Alex. 1086 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,792 - Alex. Come on. - Leave me you fool. 1087 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:51,167 Alex let them go! 1088 01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:54,458 Relax. Relax. 1089 01:14:54,667 --> 01:14:57,083 - Alex, relax. - OK, doctor. 1090 01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,333 I'm not the doctor, I am your uncle. 1091 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:00,792 Your uncle. 1092 01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:04,125 Sorry... Sorry dear. 1093 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:07,292 He keeps doing these absurd things. 1094 01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:10,042 Since the day someone hit him on the head with a coconut... 1095 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:12,167 - he has lost his memory. - Wow... 1096 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:15,417 What 'wow'? What's funny about it? 1097 01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:17,875 He's lost his memory, and you think it's funny. 1098 01:15:17,917 --> 01:15:21,750 He means he's got such bad luck. 1099 01:15:22,917 --> 01:15:24,125 Nandu... 1100 01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:25,250 Sorry. 1101 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,917 - His memory card is corrupted. - You mean like Gone!? 1102 01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:31,250 Uncle... 1103 01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:33,500 - I mean, can I call you uncle? - Yeah... 1104 01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:36,708 No one can change destiny. 1105 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:41,250 He's forgotten everything. You should forget too. 1106 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:42,667 No! ' Why? 1107 01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:46,542 - We'll never forget this. - But... 1108 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,417 What does the doctor say? I mean what are his chances? 1109 01:15:49,792 --> 01:15:52,042 His memory can come back in 10 minutes. 1110 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,042 10 minutes? 1111 01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:55,708 Or 10 days... 1112 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:59,833 10 months or 10 years. 1113 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:04,208 His first like spelled trouble, but his last line was a big relief. 1114 01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:05,625 Uncle. 1115 01:16:05,667 --> 01:16:07,083 It's me... me... 1116 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,625 There's something called 'Forgive and Forget'. 1117 01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:10,708 There is... 1118 01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:13,500 - Take care of him. - Feed him properly. 1119 01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:16,083 Feed him some pizza. Take this card. 1120 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:17,375 Order a pizza. 1121 01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:23,333 Once Alex's memory is back... I will kill that coconut-guy. 1122 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,875 - Let the coconut-guy go. - Leave him. 1123 01:16:24,917 --> 01:16:27,542 We will kill that rascal. 1124 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,833 - We will torture him to death. - Let the coconut-guy go. 1125 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,958 I want to go back to Mumbai. 1126 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,167 We're in big trouble. 1127 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:42,000 He said it can take him 10 years to regain his memory. 1128 01:16:42,042 --> 01:16:44,667 He even said he can regain his memory in 10 minutes. 1129 01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:49,250 Hey. 1130 01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:55,708 What are you doing? Do you want to kill him? 1131 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:05,458 This is the Italian Collection. 1132 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,667 This is the Arabic Collection. 1133 01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:12,375 And, this is our latest Gold Collection. Also known as the Bahubali Collection. 1134 01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:13,875 So much gold. 1135 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:17,875 "Gold-Gold-everywhere I see." 1136 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:21,042 - Does this shop belong to Bappi Lahiri? - Mom? 1137 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:25,167 I am just joking. Joking... 1138 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:28,250 - Prem... how is this? - Lovely. 1139 01:17:28,625 --> 01:17:30,542 - Nice, right. - Suits you. 1140 01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:33,477 Then don’t just stand there, go and settle the bill. 1141 01:17:33,489 --> 01:17:34,458 Mom, let it be. 1142 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:37,167 It's a little too big for me. It's OK. 1143 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:40,375 If you can grow from small to big, we can definitely make this smaller. 1144 01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:41,583 Mom... 1145 01:17:42,792 --> 01:17:44,750 - How much? - 18,000 Pounds. 1146 01:17:44,792 --> 01:17:48,917 - Sir, including making charges. - Is that all? 1147 01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:50,792 Pay them, son. 1148 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:58,417 - She was beautiful. - Say thank you. 1149 01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,125 What's Raja doing here? 1150 01:18:00,167 --> 01:18:02,792 - Aren't you Mr. Rajeev Malhotra's son? - Yes. 1151 01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:04,917 - Prem. Prem Malhotra. - It's a pleasure, sir. 1152 01:18:05,875 --> 01:18:06,958 Sir. 1153 01:18:07,792 --> 01:18:08,875 Which way do we go? 1154 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:13,625 - Actually, my debit card is... - We'll look into the payment. 1155 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:16,042 - Mr. Goldie, get the ring altered. - Sir. 1156 01:18:16,167 --> 01:18:17,417 He will get it altered. 1157 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,833 Raja. What are you doing here? 1158 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:24,125 - I noticed you from the window. - Sorry, I don't know you. 1159 01:18:24,792 --> 01:18:26,042 Sorry, I don't know you? 1160 01:18:26,083 --> 01:18:28,250 I am your Nandu, you're my Raja. 1161 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:31,625 - Who's Nandu? Who's Raja? I don't know. - Just wait for one minute. 1162 01:18:31,667 --> 01:18:32,625 Just wait... 1163 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:35,208 - I think this boy's crazy. - Get out. Get out. 1164 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:37,083 - She's throwing me out. - What? 1165 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:39,458 I mean, she's asking me to leave. And you're listening. 1166 01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:42,042 I see... just because you found a girl and an old lady... 1167 01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:43,625 and you forgot all about your old friend. 1168 01:18:43,667 --> 01:18:46,708 Don't you dare... Don't you dare call my daughter old? 1169 01:18:46,792 --> 01:18:47,250 Mom. 1170 01:18:47,417 --> 01:18:49,749 I didn't call her old. I meant the old lady. 1171 01:18:49,761 --> 01:18:50,542 Oh my, God. 1172 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:52,458 Stupid, donkey... 1173 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:56,500 - Idiot. - Please escort this man out. 1174 01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:57,750 Listen... 1175 01:18:58,125 --> 01:18:59,208 Listen to me, mister. 1176 01:18:59,292 --> 01:19:00,375 Listen to me, mister. 1177 01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:01,333 - Be gentle. - Sir... 1178 01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:02,417 I don't like this. 1179 01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:03,292 - Show her a ring too. - Take a look... 1180 01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:04,458 Show her a ring too. 1181 01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:06,208 - I want this one. - See for yourself. 1182 01:19:06,292 --> 01:19:07,917 Take this one... take it. 1183 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:09,500 No, I want bigger. 1184 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:18,917 What are you staring at? 1185 01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:21,750 I dare you to say that you don't know your brother Sharafat. 1186 01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:24,077 And, you don't work as a pizza boy at my place. 1187 01:19:24,089 --> 01:19:24,958 But, I don't sir. 1188 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:25,917 Yes, I don't. 1189 01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:29,667 - Freaky Fanatic Foolish Fahrenheit Fish! - What? 1190 01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:33,500 Yes... No matter how many F words I use they aren't enough. 1191 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:35,125 Who is he? Throw him out. 1192 01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:36,958 - I am Sharafat. - I don't know you. 1193 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,167 - Sir... - Your brother Sharafat. 1194 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:41,333 - I don't know you. - This isn't right. 1195 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:42,458 He is getting emotional 1196 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:43,667 Why are you crying? 1197 01:19:43,708 --> 01:19:45,040 How can you forget our friendship for her? 1198 01:19:45,052 --> 01:19:45,500 Raja... 1199 01:19:45,542 --> 01:19:47,042 And said 'why are you crying’. 1200 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:48,667 - Guys, please. - Don't do this, Raja. 1201 01:19:48,708 --> 01:19:50,083 Take some money, please. 1202 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:52,708 Come on... out you go. 1203 01:19:52,792 --> 01:19:54,750 Father and son frauds, come on. 1204 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,292 Out... out of my shop. Out! 1205 01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:00,625 - Flabbergasted Food Poisoning Fungus. - What? 1206 01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:03,500 I've never been so embarrassed before. 1207 01:20:03,583 --> 01:20:04,833 You're absolutely right, brother Sharafat. 1208 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,042 I used to wash his dirty underwear when we were kids. 1209 01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:08,458 And today, broke our friendship. 1210 01:20:08,667 --> 01:20:11,458 - What? - Broke the friendship. 1211 01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:15,500 - Broke our friendship. - Broke our friendship. Speak clearly. 1212 01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:18,750 I feel such a burden on my heart. Let me go relieve myself. 1213 01:20:18,917 --> 01:20:20,250 I am really restless. 1214 01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,708 Raja. It's Valentine's Day. 1215 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,542 Curses... 1216 01:20:26,042 --> 01:20:29,000 He keeps changing girls along with his clothes. 1217 01:20:29,042 --> 01:20:31,833 Then I must buy you a gift. 1218 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:33,500 But money... 1219 01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:39,958 - Come on. - What happened? 1220 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,958 You want a gift, don't you? Come on. 1221 01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:48,375 - Brother Sharafat. - I see... so finally you've recognized me. 1222 01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:49,500 Of course. 1223 01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:51,833 I can forget myself, but not you. 1224 01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:53,708 - Godfather. - Hi. 1225 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:56,250 Alishka, he's the reason I am still in London. 1226 01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:57,542 Get lost... 1227 01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:01,958 fraud cheater you humiliated me and now crack a jokes on me 1228 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,792 - What? - You're ﬁred. 1229 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:04,833 - But brother Sharafat. - Quiet. 1230 01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,083 - What did I do? - Shut up. 1231 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:08,083 - At least tell me... - You are fired. 1232 01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,875 Let's go... come on. 1233 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:12,958 - Come. - Fine. 1234 01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:15,833 Mother use to say... 1235 01:21:16,417 --> 01:21:18,042 "The world is made of brass..." 1236 01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:20,042 "...and I am a baby doll made of gold." 1237 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:23,792 "l am a baby doll made of gold." - What? 1238 01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:24,875 I mean, she only looks OK... 1239 01:21:24,917 --> 01:21:27,208 - but, she's not OK from inside. - ls she a fake? 1240 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,333 Yes. 1241 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:31,875 - Just last week, Alishka went for a botox. - I see... 1242 01:21:31,917 --> 01:21:35,750 This is just makeup. There's powder on her face. 1243 01:21:35,917 --> 01:21:38,125 So much powder, that we can play carom with it. 1244 01:21:38,958 --> 01:21:40,458 She's completely shaken. 1245 01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:44,250 She's jacked up, and I can't handle it. 1246 01:21:45,042 --> 01:21:48,042 The doctor said she must get a surgery immediately. 1247 01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:51,500 But a jobless man like me who doesn't have money... 1248 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,458 Yeah, my phone. 1249 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:56,667 - Look... Wajid Khan's calling. - What? 1250 01:21:56,833 --> 01:21:59,583 Dr. Wajid Khan, he's a renowned surgeon. 1251 01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:01,167 What do I tell him? 1252 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:04,208 Tell him, or else she will get a botox again. Tell him. 1253 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:06,833 - Here... - What? 1254 01:22:06,917 --> 01:22:11,167 - Credit Card. Debit Card. Extra Card. - And the money. 1255 01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:14,042 - Give it... - Keep it. Keep it, son. 1256 01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:16,958 Get her treated, and come back to your job. 1257 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,625 You still have your job. 1258 01:22:18,708 --> 01:22:19,625 One minuet... 1259 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:21,667 you mean, the other day you made up that story... 1260 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:23,708 about your mother and kissed me. 1261 01:22:28,250 --> 01:22:30,417 - That reminds me... - What? 1262 01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:37,667 What the... 1263 01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:40,042 It's the girl from the store. Same position. 1264 01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:44,875 Stop it, dear. 1265 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:49,125 You pervert. Haven't you seen anyone kissing before? 1266 01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:50,250 Pervert. 1267 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:54,667 I am doing my job, keeping an eye on people. Pervert!? 1268 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,000 Rascal... 1269 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:04,083 - Sir. - Yeah, Goldie. 1270 01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:05,375 Look there. 1271 01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:11,833 "Love at first sight..." 1272 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:16,167 Sir, "it’s my first time..." 1273 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:18,583 That boy really loves her a lot. 1274 01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:21,208 - Did you get the ring altered? - Sir, ready. 1275 01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:22,792 How long are you going to stare for sir? 1276 01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:24,208 Come, sir. 1277 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:27,583 - Excuse me. - Your ring's been altered. 1278 01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:29,125 - No! - No. 1279 01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:31,042 No! I love it. 1280 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:32,958 I love it, Raja. 1281 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,792 You're a shrewd guy like Akshay Kumar in Rustom. 1282 01:23:36,292 --> 01:23:38,000 It's a surprise for me. 1283 01:23:38,042 --> 01:23:39,958 It's a surprise for me as well. 1284 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,083 Sir, it's a surprise for us as well. 1285 01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:43,625 Why are you giving this ring to me? 1286 01:23:43,667 --> 01:23:44,792 This is your ring... 1287 01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,625 but, are you sure you want to give it to her? 1288 01:23:46,667 --> 01:23:49,125 Would you like me to give it to your spinster sister? 1289 01:23:49,167 --> 01:23:50,167 Tell me the price. 1290 01:23:50,208 --> 01:23:53,417 - 18,000 Pounds. - Sir, including making charges. 1291 01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:59,125 You oversized balloon, I'll deflate you. 1292 01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:01,458 The price for this ring, not your shop. 1293 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,833 It's the price for the ring. 1294 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:05,542 You know what, take the ring. We'll collect the payment later. 1295 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:07,583 - You mean I can take it. - Yes. 1296 01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:11,333 - Do I really look so decent? Alishka. - Yeah... 1297 01:24:11,417 --> 01:24:12,750 - You got your ring, didn't you? - Yes... 1298 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:14,500 let's play ring a-ring a-roses. 1299 01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,167 Disappear. 1300 01:24:16,208 --> 01:24:17,000 Sir. 1301 01:24:17,042 --> 01:24:20,583 What? My Prem gave a ring to your daughter? 1302 01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,583 Hold on... 1303 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,458 - Ankita. - Corning. What happened? 1304 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,374 Listen to this. 1305 01:24:26,386 --> 01:24:29,042 Yeah... Prem came home last week to see Alishka. 1306 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:30,542 He even danced with her. 1307 01:24:30,667 --> 01:24:35,542 A shy guy like Prem... This is breaking news, Bakshi. 1308 01:24:35,583 --> 01:24:38,417 - I'll call you later. - OK, bye. 1309 01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:41,375 - Prem, a shy guy. - Brother-in-law! 1310 01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,292 A guy that drinks milk... drinks alcohol!? 1311 01:24:43,417 --> 01:24:45,583 Even flirts with our maid. 1312 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:50,167 - And, fingers your daughter's rings. - What do you want to say? 1313 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,125 - He will take your daughter for a ride. - Daughter for a ride? 1314 01:24:53,167 --> 01:24:55,436 He'll take your daughter for a ride and leave her. 1315 01:24:55,448 --> 01:24:56,208 Leave her? 1316 01:24:56,292 --> 01:25:00,625 - Wrong number, brother-in-law? - Daughter! 1317 01:25:03,792 --> 01:25:05,083 Balraj Bakshi! 1318 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:12,167 Papa, why come to this college? 1319 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:15,500 Are you getting admitted to college, like Shahrukh Khan in 'Main Hoon Na'? 1320 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:20,250 Very funny... I'm taking you to see the guy who gave you the ring. 1321 01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:23,500 Dad, you won't find him here. 1322 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:30,292 Look at him - You mean my Love! - Yeah... 1323 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:33,792 "My Love... My love... Beloved, you're My Love." 1324 01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:34,583 Go for him. 1325 01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:35,667 Okay. 1326 01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:41,292 My daughter. 1327 01:25:42,458 --> 01:25:43,667 Hi. 1328 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:47,333 Oh my, God. Listen, you're too good. 1329 01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:51,750 First, the fake dad... And now, fake student! Nice touch, huh! 1330 01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:55,417 Have you lost your mind? And, stop being so touchy! 1331 01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:58,333 - Leave me alone... shoo! - Shoo. 1332 01:25:58,417 --> 01:25:59,542 - Shoo? - Shoo! 1333 01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:01,458 Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! 1334 01:26:01,542 --> 01:26:03,000 OK, stop acting now. 1335 01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:05,542 Dad's here, so am I... to take you with us. 1336 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,417 So we can fix our wedding date. 1337 01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:11,500 Marriage? I don't even know you, sister. 1338 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:16,542 - Why will I marry you? - Ohh... so you don't know me? 1339 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:17,750 No. 1340 01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:23,458 - So why did you give me this ring? - Who gave you this ring? 1341 01:26:23,875 --> 01:26:24,583 But this ring... 1342 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:28,250 - Eh... you gave it to me. - Me? 1343 01:26:28,542 --> 01:26:31,042 What's wrong with you? Have you lost it? 1344 01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:34,250 Did you forget the ring? Did you forget the kiss as well? 1345 01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:35,250 What? 1346 01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:37,583 We kissed for almost a minute. 1347 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,875 - When did you kiss my daughter? - Forget when, brother-in-law. 1348 01:26:40,917 --> 01:26:42,792 He kissed her for a minute. 1349 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:46,042 Who said you can kiss her for one minute? 1350 01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:48,417 Papa, when it came to making a commitment... 1351 01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:50,583 he's backing out. Take your stupid ring. 1352 01:26:50,667 --> 01:26:52,625 - Let's go, papa. - Uncle... 1353 01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:54,542 - You kissed her for a minute. - Hold on. 1354 01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:56,290 How can you forget... you drank my single malt whiskey. 1355 01:26:56,302 --> 01:26:56,875 Never. 1356 01:26:56,917 --> 01:26:57,542 And danced too. 1357 01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:58,292 What was that song? 1358 01:26:58,333 --> 01:26:59,500 "Your building's too tall." 1359 01:26:59,542 --> 01:27:00,583 "And the lift's closed." 1360 01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:02,417 - Uncle, I... - Did you do it or not? 1361 01:27:02,667 --> 01:27:04,083 - I didn't do it... - You didn't... 1362 01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,083 You are a cheater. You are a cheater. You are a cheater. 1363 01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:08,042 Uncle, don't do that. 1364 01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:11,167 - Your lift's closed down. - Which lift? 1365 01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:13,583 I have... I don't... 1366 01:27:18,875 --> 01:27:20,792 You bought this ring for me, didn't you? 1367 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:25,417 - But you gave it to her. - Samara... 1368 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:30,167 - You kissed her! - No, they are lying. 1369 01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:35,042 I see... Then, this one's for your true love. 1370 01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:41,208 I haven't done anything like they say. I swear... 1371 01:27:50,667 --> 01:27:52,917 It's a serious case of bipolar. 1372 01:27:53,542 --> 01:27:57,458 In such cases, the patient has suicidal tendency... 1373 01:27:58,542 --> 01:27:59,625 Doctor. 1374 01:27:59,958 --> 01:28:01,875 - The meeting is over. - What about the patient? 1375 01:28:01,917 --> 01:28:02,750 Let him die. 1376 01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:04,833 Doctor. Doctor, I went over to your clinic. 1377 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:06,333 But they told me I can find you here. 1378 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,250 Doctor please, doctor hear me out.. 1379 01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:13,917 Hello, Alishka. I've been calling you for so long. 1380 01:28:14,083 --> 01:28:17,375 It's over between us. Don't call me again, Raja. 1381 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:18,708 It's over. 1382 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,667 Alishka... Hello... Hello... 1383 01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,292 What a turncoat... 1384 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:26,250 Eh man, give me your phone. 1385 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:29,583 Eh bro... I'm in a bad mood right now. 1386 01:28:29,667 --> 01:28:32,333 This girl's really messed my mind. I'll bang you up. 1387 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:33,500 Get lost. 1388 01:28:33,542 --> 01:28:36,708 Last time you behaved like a complete madman. I won't listen to you now. 1389 01:28:36,792 --> 01:28:37,625 Doctor... 1390 01:28:39,542 --> 01:28:43,833 Yours is a noble profession. For the sake of your profession... 1391 01:28:44,917 --> 01:28:46,083 please, help me. 1392 01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:50,417 Give me your fucking phone I said. 1393 01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:52,333 You think you're too smart. 1394 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:54,750 Oh no. 1395 01:28:57,792 --> 01:28:59,583 Do you want my phone? Do you want my phone? 1396 01:28:59,708 --> 01:29:02,083 Take it. Take it. 1397 01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:09,042 - What have I done to you, you madman? - Doctor, I am sorry. 1398 01:29:10,292 --> 01:29:10,958 Sorry. 1399 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:21,333 Eh Indian, it's not over. 1400 01:29:21,917 --> 01:29:25,208 Gayle, Bravo, Pollock, Daren. 1401 01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:26,875 Easy... 1402 01:29:27,542 --> 01:29:28,833 OK-OK-OK... 1403 01:29:29,042 --> 01:29:31,542 You've got the entire West Indies team. 1404 01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:33,792 Easy man... easy man... 1405 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:35,583 You all are champions, man. 1406 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:40,000 He's a champion. You're a champion. Everybody is a champion. 1407 01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:43,542 Gayle is a champion, Bravo is a champion. Daren is a Champion. 1408 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:44,500 Champion! 1409 01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,542 DJ... Bravo! 1410 01:29:46,583 --> 01:29:48,625 DJ... Bravo! 1411 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:51,458 - I like your shirt. - You like the shirt. 1412 01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:53,417 Take the shirt. 1413 01:29:53,458 --> 01:29:56,417 You take that, you keep it. Take it. 1414 01:29:56,583 --> 01:29:59,375 - I like your shoes. - You like my shoe man. 1415 01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:00,625 Take shoes. 1416 01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:03,958 Take the trousers, man. It's yours man, no problem. 1417 01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:05,667 Come on, you take it. Take it. 1418 01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:06,792 Keep it. 1419 01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:09,542 You want the vest. Take it. 1420 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:11,167 Take it, it's yours man. 1421 01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,167 OK, peace man Bob Marley. 1422 01:30:13,792 --> 01:30:18,167 Woah... Woah... Woah... I like those boxers. 1423 01:30:18,208 --> 01:30:19,333 First, you lock horns... 1424 01:30:19,375 --> 01:30:21,083 next you want to strip my clothes. 1425 01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:22,458 No man. 1426 01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,292 Get him. 1427 01:31:00,917 --> 01:31:03,292 - Why don't you go home man? - Okay let's get him man. 1428 01:31:13,292 --> 01:31:15,375 You just ruined my shirt's laundry. 1429 01:31:21,750 --> 01:31:23,833 These pants cost 2O Pounds, Mowgli. 1430 01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:29,542 Nice, shoes. Huh! They are mine. 1431 01:31:57,542 --> 01:32:02,833 Oh my, God! Shit man... we got the same face. 1432 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,417 We've got the same freaking face. 1433 01:32:04,458 --> 01:32:07,208 - Same to same face. - Holy Mother of Jesus. 1434 01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:09,833 - Lord... - This is a miracle. 1435 01:32:09,875 --> 01:32:12,167 This is a miracle. 1436 01:32:14,125 --> 01:32:15,083 Shit 1437 01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:16,083 Stop dancing. 1438 01:32:16,167 --> 01:32:19,542 - I need a picture. - Don't click my picture. Have you lost it? 1439 01:32:19,917 --> 01:32:21,500 I need to tell my mom. 1440 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:22,833 We just look the same. 1441 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:26,333 - Don't call your mom. - Where are you from? Who are you? 1442 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,167 What is your name, sir? 1443 01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:29,750 I mean we just you... 1444 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:36,333 - What are you looking at? - No-no, I was just... 1445 01:32:38,125 --> 01:32:41,542 Tell me something, stupid... did your mom ever come to Mumbai? 1446 01:32:42,583 --> 01:32:43,583 No! 1447 01:32:44,667 --> 01:32:46,833 Did your dad ever come to London? 1448 01:32:46,958 --> 01:32:48,000 Stupid. 1449 01:32:48,958 --> 01:32:52,583 Now I understand why Rocky attacked me in the college. 1450 01:32:52,917 --> 01:32:56,250 Yeah... and, why Inspector Dhillon was trying to arrest me. 1451 01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:59,750 And why Alishka's father offered me milk? 1452 01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:03,208 And, why Samara and your girlfriend threw the ring at me. 1453 01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:08,417 Look, boy... take my advice, this is a fine mess we've got into. 1454 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:11,500 Tell Alishka's old man that you are you, and I am me. 1455 01:33:11,875 --> 01:33:14,542 Then, he will never let you marry Alishka. 1456 01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:15,583 Why? 1457 01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:18,000 Because, they think I am Prem, not you. 1458 01:33:18,833 --> 01:33:23,500 - And if I tell him... - You're clever. 1459 01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:26,542 Yes - You've got a point. Come on. 1460 01:33:26,583 --> 01:33:28,917 But, we must tell our girls. 1461 01:33:29,292 --> 01:33:31,792 Yes, Raja. If Samara can't be mine... 1462 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,417 - I won't let anyone have her. - I see... 1463 01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:36,750 So, if becomes yours, you'll let anyone have her? 1464 01:33:36,792 --> 01:33:38,167 No, no, that's not what I meant. 1465 01:33:39,167 --> 01:33:41,625 - But, what do I do now? - Samara is very angry. 1466 01:33:41,917 --> 01:33:43,917 And, I am scared to face her. 1467 01:33:44,292 --> 01:33:45,125 Coward. 1468 01:33:45,542 --> 01:33:48,583 You know what, you pretend to be Raja and get Alishka. 1469 01:33:48,667 --> 01:33:50,792 And, I'll pretend to be Prem and get Samara. 1470 01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:53,458 Listen, stay away from my girl. 1471 01:33:53,625 --> 01:33:56,417 - She tends to get really touchy. - Yes, you're right. 1472 01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:57,542 She's touchy. 1473 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:00,750 - Can I go? - Yes. 1474 01:34:01,667 --> 01:34:03,708 - Are you sure I can go? - Go on. 1475 01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:05,792 I won't if you don't want me to. 1476 01:34:05,917 --> 01:34:07,417 Leave, or do you want a whack on your head. 1477 01:34:07,542 --> 01:34:10,708 - OK, don't be violent. - Crazy guy. 1478 01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:33,500 Ms. Alishka. Ms. Alishka. 1479 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,375 - Oh, good morning, uncle. - Good morning. 1480 01:34:40,292 --> 01:34:44,417 - How dare you enter my house? - Look, I know you're very upset. 1481 01:34:44,458 --> 01:34:46,417 But please give me a chance to explain. 1482 01:34:46,708 --> 01:34:49,500 - I said get out. - Don't be so rude, dear. 1483 01:34:49,542 --> 01:34:50,792 Come closer. 1484 01:34:51,500 --> 01:34:54,000 I admit, if you look from afar he looks like a peanut. 1485 01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:56,542 I admit, if you look from afar he looks like a peanut. 1486 01:34:56,667 --> 01:34:59,436 But, take a closer look, he's your Bahubaali. 1487 01:34:59,448 --> 01:35:00,375 Very funny. 1488 01:35:00,625 --> 01:35:01,625 Dad, don't interfere. 1489 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:04,292 Don't say that. First, ask him why is he here. 1490 01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:05,250 What's he here to say? 1491 01:35:05,292 --> 01:35:07,417 - You're here to say sorry, aren't you? - Yes, uncle. 1492 01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,875 - You regret I, Don't you? - Yes, uncle. 1493 01:35:09,917 --> 01:35:12,030 You... want to say 'I Love You’, don't you? 1494 01:35:12,042 --> 01:35:12,750 Yes, uncle. 1495 01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:14,583 Then say it already, son. 1496 01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:18,125 You're saying all that, dad. He's only saying 'yes uncle’. 1497 01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:20,542 Are you listening what she's saying? I mean... 1498 01:35:20,583 --> 01:35:22,458 Say it. 1499 01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:27,625 - Ms. Alishka. - Stop being so formal. 1500 01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:31,917 Look, the one you love, loves you too. 1501 01:35:33,042 --> 01:35:36,708 - Does he love me? - If he's your lover, he'll love you. 1502 01:35:36,833 --> 01:35:39,625 - Will he marry me? - If he loves you, he'll marry you too. 1503 01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:45,042 ls this for me? 1504 01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:47,083 For you... Yes, fresh flowers. 1505 01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,417 Brother-in-law... 1506 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:03,500 Brother-in-law, he's talking in indirect speech. 1507 01:36:03,833 --> 01:36:05,750 I think he's the wrong number. 1508 01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:08,042 Brother-in-law... 1509 01:36:08,375 --> 01:36:10,792 Anybody at home? Raja's here. 1510 01:36:11,208 --> 01:36:13,875 I mean the prince of your dreams, Prem's here. 1511 01:36:14,583 --> 01:36:17,958 - What Prince? - So she's Samara. 1512 01:36:18,292 --> 01:36:19,750 Are you back to break her heart again? 1513 01:36:20,375 --> 01:36:22,750 Bloody rascal didn't take a look at her age, or her waist. 1514 01:36:23,875 --> 01:36:26,542 What are you looking at? What do you have to say now? 1515 01:36:26,708 --> 01:36:28,500 All I want to say is... 1516 01:36:29,208 --> 01:36:31,958 I admit you've completely withered. 1517 01:36:32,583 --> 01:36:36,208 But, even an old jalopy gives a few kicks before starting. 1518 01:36:36,542 --> 01:36:39,917 I admit that the fairness of your arms, Have rubbed on to your hair. 1519 01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:42,792 But, keep your chin up. 1520 01:36:44,167 --> 01:36:47,042 I admit that all your teeth have grown old. 1521 01:36:47,542 --> 01:36:51,417 But an elephant's tusk is used to make ornaments, Senorita. 1522 01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:56,875 - Mom... - Oh, my... 1523 01:37:00,417 --> 01:37:01,833 Aunty... aunty... 1524 01:37:01,958 --> 01:37:05,875 Just repeat everything I said to Samara, for me. 1525 01:37:06,458 --> 01:37:08,750 Morn, please ask him to get out. 1526 01:37:08,792 --> 01:37:11,917 Yes, I'll leave. But, only after I tell the truth. 1527 01:37:13,042 --> 01:37:13,917 What truth? 1528 01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:16,958 Mother use to say... 1529 01:37:18,125 --> 01:37:19,917 "Live your life to the fullest..." 1530 01:37:20,167 --> 01:37:22,625 "Who knows, whether this time stays tomorrow." 1531 01:37:24,958 --> 01:37:27,833 - What? - I mean that girl is suffering. 1532 01:37:29,333 --> 01:37:31,167 From an Identity crisis! 1533 01:37:31,792 --> 01:37:34,083 - Identity crisis? - Yes, it's a medical condition. 1534 01:37:34,125 --> 01:37:37,292 Medical condition. She's like my cousin sister. 1535 01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:39,833 But, whenever she gets ﬁts... 1536 01:37:39,917 --> 01:37:42,250 ...she starts calling me sweetheart. 1537 01:37:43,250 --> 01:37:45,500 Yesterday she called her dog 'papa'. 1538 01:37:46,208 --> 01:37:47,833 And, do you know what she called her papa? 1539 01:37:47,958 --> 01:37:50,208 Tommy, come. Stay. Stay. 1540 01:37:50,667 --> 01:37:52,208 Identity crisis.. 1541 01:37:53,917 --> 01:37:57,417 Look, it's her. I saved her name as 'sister' on my phone. 1542 01:37:57,625 --> 01:37:59,917 What do I tell her now? You say... 1543 01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:04,125 - You mean... she's your sister. - Yeah. 1544 01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:07,583 - And you really... - Yes. 1545 01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,792 You and I... Me and you... 1546 01:38:12,250 --> 01:38:14,582 Aunty, is it OK if she takes her like this? 1547 01:38:14,594 --> 01:38:15,375 Look son... 1548 01:38:15,417 --> 01:38:17,750 this is how you made an entry like this. 1549 01:38:17,833 --> 01:38:21,250 - Now, you can make an exit like this too. - OK, you're very funny. 1550 01:38:21,500 --> 01:38:25,625 - Aunty, can I take your car? - Go on, son. It's all yours. 1551 01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:48,792 Brother-in-law, he's the wrong number. 1552 01:42:05,792 --> 01:42:08,250 - Prem. - Raja. 1553 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:10,792 - Prem. - Raja. 1554 01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:16,833 You idiot, I sent you to get Alishka. 1555 01:42:16,875 --> 01:42:19,292 Why did you bring her father and uncle too? 1556 01:42:19,667 --> 01:42:21,083 No, I didn't bring them here. 1557 01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:24,167 Raja. What are you doing, Raja? 1558 01:42:24,875 --> 01:42:27,042 - Raja, open the door. - Who is it? 1559 01:42:28,250 --> 01:42:30,333 What do you mean who? Must be Alishka. 1560 01:42:30,583 --> 01:42:33,208 - Go open the door. - Raja, open the door. 1561 01:42:33,583 --> 01:42:37,208 - No, I won't. You open the door. - Open the door, or else... 1562 01:42:39,667 --> 01:42:41,000 Please don't push me. 1563 01:42:43,083 --> 01:42:45,750 Raja open the door. 1564 01:42:46,458 --> 01:42:48,583 Raja, why did you take so long? 1565 01:42:48,625 --> 01:42:52,750 - And, I heard two voices. - Actually, this room echo's. 1566 01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,375 Look... Alishka. 1567 01:42:55,417 --> 01:42:59,542 Alishka. Alishka. Alishka. Alishka. 1568 01:43:00,708 --> 01:43:01,833 That's so cool. 1569 01:43:02,958 --> 01:43:04,208 Wow... 1570 01:43:07,750 --> 01:43:11,958 Such a beautiful Jacuzzi. Let's bathe together. 1571 01:43:12,833 --> 01:43:15,292 Oh Jesus, before marriage it's a sin. 1572 01:43:15,333 --> 01:43:16,040 No, no... 1573 01:43:16,052 --> 01:43:18,208 You're going to bathe with me one way or another. 1574 01:43:18,333 --> 01:43:21,000 - Show me those sexy abs. - I'll take the pants off. 1575 01:43:22,417 --> 01:43:24,417 OK, fine. I'll go change. 1576 01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:27,667 Naughty- 1577 01:43:30,417 --> 01:43:31,292 Sin. 1578 01:43:31,792 --> 01:43:32,792 What? 1579 01:43:35,042 --> 01:43:36,167 What are you doing? 1580 01:43:36,292 --> 01:43:38,333 Brother, there's something wrong inside. Very wrong. 1581 01:43:38,417 --> 01:43:40,042 My daughter's inside, and my son-in-law. 1582 01:43:40,083 --> 01:43:41,833 ls it right to see them in this condition? 1583 01:43:41,875 --> 01:43:43,958 Does it feel right? Does it feel right? 1584 01:43:44,042 --> 01:43:45,208 Let's go. 1585 01:43:48,292 --> 01:43:53,083 - You dimwit, what are you doing? - Alishka wants me to bathe with her. 1586 01:43:53,292 --> 01:43:55,500 - Can I bathe with her? - I see... 1587 01:43:55,625 --> 01:43:58,270 If she tells you to jump in the well, will you? 1588 01:43:58,282 --> 01:43:59,167 Yes... 1589 01:43:59,292 --> 01:44:00,083 No-no... 1590 01:44:00,125 --> 01:44:01,625 Come on, get inside the water. 1591 01:44:01,958 --> 01:44:03,958 - Raja... Raja... - Drown. 1592 01:44:04,667 --> 01:44:05,458 Yes. 1593 01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:08,250 Raja, listen. I heard two voices again. 1594 01:44:08,333 --> 01:44:10,750 Darling, you've such good ears. 1595 01:44:10,833 --> 01:44:13,167 People are hard of hearing, but you can hear extra. 1596 01:44:13,417 --> 01:44:15,167 And, why did you put your clothes back again? 1597 01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:18,458 - I was feeling shy. - But, I'll take these off too. 1598 01:44:18,583 --> 01:44:21,333 - Go and change. - I'll be back in pop style. 1599 01:44:31,583 --> 01:44:33,125 What happened? 1600 01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:35,917 Raja, you were there a minute ago. 1601 01:44:36,083 --> 01:44:38,083 How did you take your clothes off so soon? 1602 01:44:38,792 --> 01:44:41,530 I was really restless to bathe with you. So quickly. 1603 01:44:41,542 --> 01:44:42,458 Quickly. 1604 01:44:42,708 --> 01:44:43,708 No-no... 1605 01:44:44,250 --> 01:44:46,750 - I am confused. - Me too. 1606 01:44:48,292 --> 01:44:49,500 Silly... 1607 01:44:55,875 --> 01:44:58,417 What's wrong with you? Why are you screaming? 1608 01:44:58,542 --> 01:45:02,000 Chill... you're blinded by love So you're seeing two things at once! 1609 01:45:02,042 --> 01:45:04,167 - Come my darling, come on. - No. 1610 01:45:04,208 --> 01:45:06,042 I love you... I love you. 1611 01:45:06,167 --> 01:45:09,875 You stupid fool, I'll hit you so hard that you'll dirty the pool water. 1612 01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,250 - Did you say something? - Your ears are ringing. 1613 01:45:13,458 --> 01:45:14,667 Silly... 1614 01:45:18,208 --> 01:45:19,833 Come on, that's enough. 1615 01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:21,125 Did you have fun? 1616 01:45:21,167 --> 01:45:24,417 If I am going to bathe after a month, its got to be fun. 1617 01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:26,667 I'll go change. 1618 01:45:30,083 --> 01:45:33,458 You? You were in the Jacuzzi with me. 1619 01:45:33,583 --> 01:45:35,958 - How did you get here? - I walked. 1620 01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:38,917 I see... walked? 1621 01:45:39,292 --> 01:45:40,292 Prem! 1622 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,125 Prem! 1623 01:45:44,792 --> 01:45:47,500 - Prem, what are you doing here with her? - We were bathing. 1624 01:45:47,542 --> 01:45:48,458 - Bathing. - Yes. 1625 01:45:48,542 --> 01:45:52,208 - You love me and bathe with her! - I'll bathe with you too. 1626 01:45:52,333 --> 01:45:54,000 Raja, what nonsense is this? 1627 01:45:54,042 --> 01:45:58,792 - Raja? He's not Raja, he's my Prem. - He's not Prem. He's my Raja. 1628 01:45:58,833 --> 01:46:02,667 - Prem, who is Raja? - Who is Prem, Raja? 1629 01:46:02,708 --> 01:46:03,833 Raja... 1630 01:46:03,875 --> 01:46:05,917 - I knew it. You were cheating on me. - Wait... 1631 01:46:06,167 --> 01:46:07,708 Prem, you are cheating on me. 1632 01:46:07,750 --> 01:46:08,542 No..l am not. 1633 01:46:08,583 --> 01:46:10,208 I knew there is a problem. 1634 01:46:15,583 --> 01:46:16,667 Raja, please help me. 1635 01:46:16,708 --> 01:46:18,875 - Help me, Raja. - Hello, ladies. 1636 01:46:19,167 --> 01:46:20,250 Help me. 1637 01:46:22,458 --> 01:46:24,833 This is called 'Twins’! 1638 01:46:32,500 --> 01:46:34,542 Raja! 1639 01:46:38,833 --> 01:46:40,417 Nandu, he looks just like me. 1640 01:46:40,458 --> 01:46:43,208 - In fact, he's my twin. - What are you saying, Raja? 1641 01:46:43,292 --> 01:46:46,708 You mean, the guy who threw me out of the shop that day wasn't you? 1642 01:46:46,750 --> 01:46:47,708 No. 1643 01:46:47,750 --> 01:46:49,083 - That was Prem. - Yes. 1644 01:46:49,250 --> 01:46:51,792 - Raja, are you joking? - No, Nandu. 1645 01:46:51,875 --> 01:46:55,375 You don't know... There are seven look a likes in this world. 1646 01:46:55,417 --> 01:46:57,583 I think that idiot is my duplicate. 1647 01:46:59,875 --> 01:47:01,500 - Eh! - They are just kids. 1648 01:47:02,583 --> 01:47:04,853 Kids, then why are they behaving like adults? 1649 01:47:04,865 --> 01:47:05,625 Sorry, uncle. 1650 01:47:05,667 --> 01:47:07,125 "Sorry uncle." 1651 01:47:07,458 --> 01:47:08,500 Raja! 1652 01:47:08,542 --> 01:47:11,792 Does that mean there will be 6 more Nandus like me in this world? 1653 01:47:11,875 --> 01:47:14,792 Of course... but, they won't be dimwits like you. 1654 01:47:19,250 --> 01:47:20,500 What happened? Why are you getting emotional? 1655 01:47:20,542 --> 01:47:21,500 ls it because I called you emotional? 1656 01:47:21,542 --> 01:47:24,917 No, that hit really hard. 1657 01:47:27,667 --> 01:47:29,667 Sorry, uncle... 1658 01:47:30,167 --> 01:47:31,625 You... 1659 01:48:05,083 --> 01:48:06,417 Oh my god! 1660 01:48:06,667 --> 01:48:09,042 Alex! Alex! Alex! 1661 01:48:09,083 --> 01:48:12,833 Alex! Alex! Alex! 1662 01:48:13,292 --> 01:48:13,917 Alex! 1663 01:48:13,958 --> 01:48:15,375 Who hit him? 1664 01:48:15,417 --> 01:48:18,042 Get that patient off. Bring that stretcher. 1665 01:48:18,250 --> 01:48:21,458 Alex! Alex! Alex! 1666 01:48:21,750 --> 01:48:24,750 Take him to the emergency please... immediately. 1667 01:48:33,458 --> 01:48:34,500 Dad. 1668 01:48:44,042 --> 01:48:47,292 - Alex. - I think he got his memory back. 1669 01:48:47,958 --> 01:48:53,583 Brother... where all medicines failed, this ball did the trick. 1670 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:11,000 - ls this the address? - Yes. It's this one. 1671 01:49:11,042 --> 01:49:13,417 - Read the address. - Yes, it's this one. 1672 01:49:13,542 --> 01:49:16,333 Nandu, let me carry the boxes. They are taller than you. 1673 01:49:16,375 --> 01:49:18,000 - What are you saying? - Yes. 1674 01:49:18,875 --> 01:49:20,542 - Thank you, Raja. - Come on. 1675 01:49:20,583 --> 01:49:22,750 "Here comes the Pizza!" 1676 01:49:22,792 --> 01:49:24,750 "Here comes the Pizza!" 1677 01:49:24,917 --> 01:49:26,917 "Here comes the Pizza!" 1678 01:49:26,958 --> 01:49:30,667 "Here comes the Pizza!" 1679 01:49:30,875 --> 01:49:32,708 "Here comes the Pizza!" 1680 01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:38,750 "Here comes the Pizza!" 1681 01:49:39,750 --> 01:49:41,542 Raja. 1682 01:49:43,083 --> 01:49:45,125 I guess the hospital guys got fed up... 1683 01:49:45,167 --> 01:49:46,500 ...and let him go. 1684 01:49:46,583 --> 01:49:47,917 Let's have some fun with him. 1685 01:49:47,958 --> 01:49:49,042 Come on... 1686 01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:50,625 Keep this too. 1687 01:49:51,375 --> 01:49:52,917 What's your name? 1688 01:49:53,417 --> 01:49:54,417 Alex. 1689 01:49:54,958 --> 01:49:56,583 See the shoe? Remember. 1690 01:49:56,625 --> 01:49:59,083 A bunch of tamarind, a tree of jujube. 1691 01:49:59,292 --> 01:50:02,375 Alex's shoes on Nandu's feet. 1692 01:50:02,417 --> 01:50:04,717 Nandu. I don't think he remembers that song. 1693 01:50:04,729 --> 01:50:05,500 Which one? 1694 01:50:05,542 --> 01:50:09,500 "See you... remember me in your prayers." 1695 01:50:12,167 --> 01:50:13,792 Raja! Raja! 1696 01:50:14,625 --> 01:50:18,000 Uncle, cancel my return tickets. 1697 01:50:18,792 --> 01:50:21,000 The Coconut-guy we've been looking for... 1698 01:50:21,125 --> 01:50:24,333 - is right in front of me. - I think he got his memory back. 1699 01:50:24,375 --> 01:50:27,458 - Yes. - All thanks to this ball. 1700 01:50:27,542 --> 01:50:28,833 Uncle. 1701 01:50:29,333 --> 01:50:32,125 Some nice guy kicked this ball... 1702 01:50:32,375 --> 01:50:37,083 and the ball hit Alex on his head. And, he got his memory back. 1703 01:50:38,583 --> 01:50:39,458 Raja! 1704 01:50:39,500 --> 01:50:43,500 This is the same ball you kicked in the garden. 1705 01:50:44,042 --> 01:50:45,708 Hey Wait. 1706 01:50:45,875 --> 01:50:48,125 I admit he lost his memory because of me. 1707 01:50:48,167 --> 01:50:50,655 But, he also got it back because of me, uncle. 1708 01:50:50,667 --> 01:50:51,500 What uncle? 1709 01:50:51,542 --> 01:50:54,417 - Take your shoes back. - You bloody... 1710 01:50:56,458 --> 01:50:58,083 Bloody stammered. 1711 01:51:00,375 --> 01:51:01,667 Raja! 1712 01:51:02,833 --> 01:51:04,833 Get up. Come on. 1713 01:51:08,833 --> 01:51:11,042 Oh my god - Nandu, run. 1714 01:51:11,083 --> 01:51:14,083 Alex. Are you OK, Alex. Alex. 1715 01:51:14,125 --> 01:51:17,375 I think he's lost his memory again. Alex. 1716 01:51:17,542 --> 01:51:19,417 Who am I? Alex. 1717 01:51:19,542 --> 01:51:22,833 ls Big Ben a clock or your elder sister? Tell me, son. 1718 01:51:22,917 --> 01:51:25,958 - Alex, who do we vote for next? - Uncle, I am ﬁne. 1719 01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:27,292 - Fine. - Leave me. 1720 01:51:27,333 --> 01:51:29,083 What the hell are you looking at? Get him. 1721 01:51:29,292 --> 01:51:31,833 Throw away the pizza. 1722 01:51:32,750 --> 01:51:35,875 - Alex... how many fingers? - Uncle! 1723 01:51:36,833 --> 01:51:38,042 Come on. 1724 01:51:38,417 --> 01:51:39,917 Hey you!! stop. 1725 01:51:42,000 --> 01:51:44,875 - Nandu, we must jump. - No, l won't jump. 1726 01:51:44,917 --> 01:51:47,250 Nandu, if we don't jump, we'll die. 1727 01:51:47,375 --> 01:51:48,583 Come on. 1728 01:52:01,542 --> 01:52:02,875 Are you OK? 1729 01:52:08,750 --> 01:52:09,667 Come on. 1730 01:52:09,958 --> 01:52:12,417 The places you've made me jump from!! 1731 01:52:12,583 --> 01:52:14,446 You know what, Nandu, you go left. And, I'll go right. 1732 01:52:14,458 --> 01:52:15,083 Why? 1733 01:52:15,208 --> 01:52:17,375 Because they won't follow you, they will follow me. 1734 01:52:17,417 --> 01:52:18,708 No, I can't leave you. 1735 01:52:18,750 --> 01:52:21,250 - Nandu, stop blabbering and run. - No, I won't go. 1736 01:52:21,292 --> 01:52:22,958 - We don't have time, Nandu. Run. - I won't go. 1737 01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:24,542 - I said go. - No! 1738 01:52:24,708 --> 01:52:25,625 Go! 1739 01:52:28,208 --> 01:52:30,333 - I said go. - You hit me? 1740 01:52:32,625 --> 01:52:34,375 Take care, Raja. 1741 01:52:53,583 --> 01:52:54,708 Hey. 1742 01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:57,500 Oh my god! 1743 01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:08,208 What happened? 1744 01:53:08,417 --> 01:53:09,542 My family? 1745 01:53:09,833 --> 01:53:11,250 Why are you jumping like a frog? 1746 01:53:11,292 --> 01:53:13,042 - Don't come any closer. - Huh? 1747 01:53:13,708 --> 01:53:15,917 - Help! - Why are you screaming? 1748 01:53:16,208 --> 01:53:19,333 Don't act smart with me. Help! 1749 01:53:19,375 --> 01:53:21,875 - Why are you calling people? - I even called the police. 1750 01:53:21,917 --> 01:53:22,958 - Why? - Yeah... 1751 01:53:23,042 --> 01:53:24,958 If you even lay a finger on me... 1752 01:53:25,167 --> 01:53:28,083 - they will arrest you, understand. - Shut up, Rishi Kapoor's duplicate. 1753 01:53:28,167 --> 01:53:30,250 - Or I will beat you up. - You'll beat me up? 1754 01:53:30,250 --> 01:53:31,375 Get lost you, crazy guy. 1755 01:53:31,458 --> 01:53:33,583 - How dare you call me a crazy? - Stop, stop, don't move. 1756 01:53:41,625 --> 01:53:43,250 - Hi. - Hi. 1757 01:53:43,417 --> 01:53:44,417 I am Dr. Lulla. 1758 01:53:49,458 --> 01:53:50,875 He is on the BMX 1759 01:54:37,375 --> 01:54:38,125 Hey. 1760 01:54:39,542 --> 01:54:40,708 Wow. 1761 01:54:59,917 --> 01:55:01,208 Whoow... 1762 01:55:01,792 --> 01:55:03,250 Oh my god. 1763 01:55:28,458 --> 01:55:30,042 Hey you... Wait. 1764 01:55:42,375 --> 01:55:44,042 Move, leave. 1765 01:55:45,167 --> 01:55:45,958 Hey. 1766 01:55:53,125 --> 01:55:56,292 I swear Raja, you're going in for good. 1767 01:55:56,417 --> 01:55:58,708 Sir, not Raja. No-no, I am Prem. 1768 01:55:58,750 --> 01:56:02,083 - Prem Malhotra. His look alike. - Look alike. 1769 01:56:02,250 --> 01:56:05,917 - You're the guy who's good for nothing. - Sir, you're hurting me. 1770 01:56:06,458 --> 01:56:09,417 Sir, talk to my dad. Policeman confusion. 1771 01:56:09,458 --> 01:56:13,500 - Sir, talk to my dad Rajeev Malhotra. - To hell with your papa. 1772 01:56:13,542 --> 01:56:15,667 - Sir... - There's nothing anyone can do now. 1773 01:56:15,708 --> 01:56:17,292 Get in. 1774 01:56:32,750 --> 01:56:35,667 Woah... Stop stop - Sir you can't take that in here 1775 01:56:44,208 --> 01:56:46,208 What's wrong, Samara? Why do you look so tensed? 1776 01:56:46,250 --> 01:56:48,333 Prem hasn't showed up yet. The show's going to start. 1777 01:56:48,375 --> 01:56:50,625 I've been trying to call him, But he isn't answering. 1778 01:56:53,375 --> 01:56:55,292 Prem... Prem is here. 1779 01:56:57,708 --> 01:57:00,375 Hurry up... hurry up, bro. Where were you? 1780 01:57:00,417 --> 01:57:03,083 The show's about to start, and you're showing up on a cycle. 1781 01:57:03,125 --> 01:57:04,500 Prem... on a cycle. 1782 01:57:04,833 --> 01:57:07,917 The crowd is going crazy. Silence! Silence! 1783 01:57:08,042 --> 01:57:09,750 Bro, are you scared? 1784 01:57:12,458 --> 01:57:13,958 It's that Idiot's show. 1785 01:57:15,750 --> 01:57:17,292 Silence! Silence! 1786 01:57:18,083 --> 01:57:22,292 I said stop yelling. Don't think Justin Bieber's going to show up here. 1787 01:57:22,375 --> 01:57:24,042 Quiet! 1788 01:57:29,708 --> 01:57:32,417 Since I was a kid, I sang and danced with 'Bappa' (LORD GANESHA)! 1789 01:57:32,458 --> 01:57:34,875 And, created a sensation all over Mumbai. 1790 01:57:34,917 --> 01:57:37,125 Bappa came in my dreams and said... 1791 01:57:37,250 --> 01:57:39,542 "Raja, don't be scared, never bow down..." 1792 01:57:39,583 --> 01:57:42,917 "...don't hesitate, and... never be shy." 1793 01:57:44,542 --> 01:57:48,042 ls Prem nervous? Why is he talking like that? 1794 01:57:48,833 --> 01:57:51,667 That's not Prem, that's my Raja. 1795 01:57:52,417 --> 01:57:55,125 Sir, I am not Raja, I am Prem. Prem Malhotra. 1796 01:57:55,167 --> 01:57:57,000 - I've been trying to tell you that. - I see. 1797 01:57:57,042 --> 01:57:59,487 I guess your mother said that too, stupid. 1798 01:57:59,499 --> 01:58:01,792 Look, sir, you're making a big mistake. 1799 01:58:02,125 --> 01:58:04,042 It's the first concert of my life. 1800 01:58:04,167 --> 01:58:06,083 If I don't get there, who will do the show? 1801 01:58:21,125 --> 01:58:22,542 Hello brother 1802 02:02:29,542 --> 02:02:32,542 Raja! 1803 02:02:52,000 --> 02:02:54,125 Get up, get UP- 1804 02:02:56,792 --> 02:02:57,875 Raja! 1805 02:03:07,792 --> 02:03:08,708 Get up. Get up. 1806 02:03:08,750 --> 02:03:11,625 Let my Raja Babu go! Let my Raja Babu go! 1807 02:03:11,708 --> 02:03:13,250 Let my Raja Babu go! 1808 02:03:13,417 --> 02:03:15,792 We're letting your Raja Babu go. 1809 02:03:16,208 --> 02:03:17,208 Raja! 1810 02:03:22,125 --> 02:03:24,500 That's the old man from the Street. 1811 02:03:24,750 --> 02:03:25,792 ls he your friend? 1812 02:03:28,667 --> 02:03:31,083 It was Raja who saved your friend's life. 1813 02:03:31,125 --> 02:03:33,750 For the sake of your friend, let my Raja Babu go. 1814 02:03:33,792 --> 02:03:34,542 Alex. 1815 02:03:39,875 --> 02:03:42,333 - Do you two know him? - Yes. 1816 02:03:42,750 --> 02:03:44,500 He was dying on the street... 1817 02:03:44,750 --> 02:03:48,042 I got him to the hospital at the right time and saved his life, sir. 1818 02:03:48,792 --> 02:03:51,542 I think you should give us a reward and let us go. 1819 02:03:51,708 --> 02:03:52,750 Reward? 1820 02:03:54,500 --> 02:03:55,667 Malhotra? 1821 02:03:55,708 --> 02:03:58,125 He's my 20-year-old enemy. 1822 02:03:58,250 --> 02:04:00,833 And, you saved his life. 1823 02:04:02,375 --> 02:04:04,208 We've such bad luck. 1824 02:04:04,542 --> 02:04:06,792 We saved his enemy's life. 1825 02:04:08,292 --> 02:04:11,167 - Beat me. Beat me... - Alex! 1826 02:04:12,417 --> 02:04:14,417 Raja, no one's going to touch you now. 1827 02:04:14,667 --> 02:04:18,083 Because you will bring me Malhotra. 1828 02:04:18,333 --> 02:04:19,333 Done. 1829 02:04:19,667 --> 02:04:20,958 I'll get the old man. 1830 02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:22,750 - Come on. - Eh... 1831 02:04:28,542 --> 02:04:31,958 - Nandu stays here. - Why? This is not his problem. 1832 02:04:32,375 --> 02:04:33,667 I'll get straight to the point. 1833 02:04:33,750 --> 02:04:38,875 Exchange offer. Deliver Malhotra, take away Nandu. 1834 02:04:39,250 --> 02:04:42,667 Otherwise, Nandu's head... goes 'boom’. 1835 02:04:44,333 --> 02:04:45,292 Take it. 1836 02:04:45,375 --> 02:04:46,500 Take it. 1837 02:04:46,958 --> 02:04:51,208 Malhotra won't come easily. You will need this. 1838 02:04:51,667 --> 02:04:53,417 Go and get Malhotra. 1839 02:04:53,458 --> 02:04:57,625 - Raja... Raja, will you come back? - No, I won't 1840 02:04:58,125 --> 02:05:00,500 - He hits a lot. - Don't cry. 1841 02:05:00,917 --> 02:05:03,125 If I don't come back for you, who else will I come back for? 1842 02:05:05,917 --> 02:05:07,292 Come back soon, Raja. 1843 02:05:08,083 --> 02:05:09,875 - Come soon, they are beating me. - Quiet. 1844 02:05:17,917 --> 02:05:20,917 Prem. You're unbelievable. I've been trying to call you. 1845 02:05:20,958 --> 02:05:22,292 Why didn't you answer my calls? 1846 02:05:22,333 --> 02:05:24,000 - Anyway, tell me... - Where is Malhotra? 1847 02:05:24,375 --> 02:05:27,333 I am talking to you, are you deaf? Where is he? 1848 02:05:27,750 --> 02:05:30,708 - Prem... - Eh old man, come with me quietly. 1849 02:05:30,750 --> 02:05:34,958 - What's wrong with you, Prem? - To hell with Prem... I am Raja. 1850 02:05:35,083 --> 02:05:37,583 - What kind of a joke is this? - Does this look like a joke? 1851 02:05:37,625 --> 02:05:39,208 What are you doing, son? 1852 02:05:39,250 --> 02:05:40,875 - Raja. - Prem. 1853 02:05:41,750 --> 02:05:44,375 What are you doing? She's my mom. 1854 02:05:44,542 --> 02:05:47,875 - That's my dad. - So? Do you want me to celebrate? 1855 02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:50,292 Look, Prem. I saved his life once... 1856 02:05:50,500 --> 02:05:52,167 and now, I'm going to put his life in danger. 1857 02:05:52,250 --> 02:05:53,042 Scored settles. 1858 02:05:53,083 --> 02:05:57,292 - You two look so similar. - Yes... we only look alike. 1859 02:05:57,583 --> 02:06:00,500 He's Prem born in London. Your son. 1860 02:06:00,750 --> 02:06:02,750 And, I am Raja from Versova, Mumbai. 1861 02:06:02,875 --> 02:06:05,500 And aunt Kashi raised me. The end. 1862 02:06:05,708 --> 02:06:07,542 - Come on... - Raja, don't... 1863 02:06:07,625 --> 02:06:11,500 - What can you do? - Prem... Prem, let him take me. 1864 02:06:12,625 --> 02:06:14,000 It's not his fault. 1865 02:06:14,333 --> 02:06:15,833 He doesn't know that... 1866 02:06:16,333 --> 02:06:20,000 he's not just taking your dad, but your dad as well. 1867 02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:21,875 What? 1868 02:06:24,250 --> 02:06:26,667 Don't try to make any emotional stories now? 1869 02:06:27,292 --> 02:06:31,167 It's true, son. It's true. 1870 02:06:31,417 --> 02:06:34,917 I gave birth to twins at the Bombay Hospital. 1871 02:06:34,958 --> 02:06:35,833 Yes. 1872 02:06:36,875 --> 02:06:40,500 And, Charles disappeared with you. 1873 02:06:43,667 --> 02:06:45,625 I thought maybe you... 1874 02:06:48,625 --> 02:06:50,208 You are our son. 1875 02:06:55,958 --> 02:06:57,167 Our son! 1876 02:06:58,333 --> 02:07:01,125 And this man here is your twin brother. 1877 02:07:17,208 --> 02:07:18,750 Forgive me, I... 1878 02:07:19,917 --> 02:07:21,000 No Raja! 1879 02:07:22,375 --> 02:07:24,333 You turned out to be my brother. 1880 02:07:25,042 --> 02:07:29,792 - Sorry, I called you idiot, stupid... - Doesn't matter. 1881 02:07:31,375 --> 02:07:34,333 - My brother can call me anything. - Prem, I... 1882 02:07:35,542 --> 02:07:39,667 Not Prem... you can call me idiot only. 1883 02:07:41,292 --> 02:07:46,958 - Idiot! - What are you doing? 1884 02:07:48,750 --> 02:07:51,000 I thought you got emotional. 1885 02:07:51,500 --> 02:07:53,542 You're such an idiot. 1886 02:07:58,333 --> 02:07:59,292 Eh, guys... 1887 02:08:02,333 --> 02:08:05,583 Here comes my Raja... get ready to be beaten up. 1888 02:08:05,917 --> 02:08:06,750 Raja! 1889 02:08:07,542 --> 02:08:09,333 What are you looking at you villain from the 80's? 1890 02:08:09,500 --> 02:08:11,958 You asked for Malhotra, didn't you? Here's Malhotra. 1891 02:08:13,250 --> 02:08:16,167 Malhotra. We meet again. 1892 02:08:18,958 --> 02:08:22,958 - Look, Charles. This... - Yes-yes, I know. 1893 02:08:23,375 --> 02:08:25,083 I'll get straight to the point. 1894 02:08:26,958 --> 02:08:30,750 You screwed me, I'll screw you. 1895 02:08:31,250 --> 02:08:32,458 Hello, screw-driver. 1896 02:08:32,667 --> 02:08:36,125 Look, you guys can chit-chat later. I want to get out of here. 1897 02:08:36,292 --> 02:08:37,708 Come on, get Nandu out. 1898 02:08:42,000 --> 02:08:45,708 - Son... - Dad, when will Raja come? 1899 02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:48,042 - He will come. - Oh no. 1900 02:08:48,083 --> 02:08:49,167 Come on get up. 1901 02:08:49,792 --> 02:08:51,917 Dad... Please don't hit him. Please. 1902 02:08:52,333 --> 02:08:55,958 He's not Raja. That's not Raja, he is getting beaten up. 1903 02:08:58,250 --> 02:09:00,082 Don't hit me. Don't... please... don't hit me. Please. 1904 02:09:00,094 --> 02:09:00,708 Don't hit me. 1905 02:09:00,833 --> 02:09:01,833 Please... 1906 02:09:04,542 --> 02:09:07,167 Look, I am warning you. 1907 02:09:07,250 --> 02:09:10,125 I mean I am telling you if you touch me again... 1908 02:09:10,625 --> 02:09:11,250 ...then he'll come after you. 1909 02:09:18,125 --> 02:09:19,083 He will come. 1910 02:09:23,542 --> 02:09:25,000 He's coming. 1911 02:09:28,833 --> 02:09:29,833 He's here! 1912 02:09:36,583 --> 02:09:39,042 Raja. Here come's my Raja. 1913 02:09:45,500 --> 02:09:48,083 Charles, do you know who he is? 1914 02:09:48,167 --> 02:09:48,792 Who? 1915 02:09:51,500 --> 02:09:54,958 He's my son you stole from the hospital. 1916 02:09:55,375 --> 02:09:57,542 This is called 'Twins’. 1917 02:09:57,583 --> 02:09:59,792 He's my brother... from the same mother. 1918 02:09:59,875 --> 02:10:00,708 What? 1919 02:10:11,958 --> 02:10:15,125 He beat me up. He really beat me up. 1920 02:10:47,917 --> 02:10:51,667 Raja, there's no one left. Let him go. He will die. Please. 1921 02:10:51,708 --> 02:10:52,333 Get lost. 1922 02:10:53,208 --> 02:10:54,583 For God Sake, please. 1923 02:10:54,708 --> 02:10:58,542 Take your father and brother and leave. And Nandu absolutely free. 1924 02:10:58,583 --> 02:11:01,833 - Uncle, what are you saying? - Alex! Your uncle is absolutely right. 1925 02:11:01,917 --> 02:11:03,708 He's gone berserk. Can't you see? 1926 02:11:04,042 --> 02:11:06,958 He's united with his family after 20 years. 1927 02:11:07,125 --> 02:11:10,708 Let him go, otherwise, he will finish our family. 1928 02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:12,625 - Please, Raja... - Don't touch me. 1929 02:11:12,667 --> 02:11:14,125 Please Raja trust me please. 1930 02:11:14,167 --> 02:11:15,958 Take Nandu away from this cage. 1931 02:11:16,000 --> 02:11:17,125 Nandu, are you okay? 1932 02:11:17,250 --> 02:11:19,042 Come on lock it. Lock it. 1933 02:11:19,458 --> 02:11:22,125 Eh... 1934 02:11:23,500 --> 02:11:27,667 - Got you! Got you! - Where's your brother? 1935 02:11:28,292 --> 02:11:29,176 Oh, Malhotra. 1936 02:11:29,188 --> 02:11:31,875 Charles, sir. Please... please let my dad, go. 1937 02:11:31,917 --> 02:11:32,750 Please-Prem. 1938 02:11:32,875 --> 02:11:38,792 - How will you save your father now? - Brother, take your revenge. 1939 02:11:39,208 --> 02:11:41,167 - Why are you doing this? - Kill him. 1940 02:11:41,375 --> 02:11:42,625 Kill him. 1941 02:11:42,750 --> 02:11:44,125 Sir - Prem Prem Prem. 1942 02:11:47,042 --> 02:11:49,458 Why don't you save your papa? Save him. 1943 02:11:50,458 --> 02:11:52,000 Prem, don’t just stand there. Hit him. 1944 02:11:52,208 --> 02:11:53,125 Save dad. 1945 02:11:53,333 --> 02:11:55,833 - Hit me. - I can't do it, I cannot do it. 1946 02:11:56,000 --> 02:11:57,417 He cannot do it. 1947 02:11:57,542 --> 02:11:58,792 Why don't you come out? Hit me. 1948 02:11:58,833 --> 02:12:02,042 - Alex, don't touch my brother. - I won't touch him. 1949 02:12:02,417 --> 02:12:05,917 We'll hug him... venerate him. 1950 02:12:06,250 --> 02:12:08,125 - Prem hit him. - Hit him! 1951 02:12:08,333 --> 02:12:11,000 It's beyond my capacity, I cannot do it. 1952 02:12:11,042 --> 02:12:13,208 - Hit him. - Please forgive me, Please leave me. 1953 02:12:14,500 --> 02:12:16,292 Prem hit him. Don't be scared. 1954 02:12:16,458 --> 02:12:18,417 Leave you? Fine, go. Go. 1955 02:12:19,000 --> 02:12:20,875 Go on... Go. 1956 02:12:21,333 --> 02:12:21,917 Hey stop. 1957 02:12:30,208 --> 02:12:30,875 Raja! 1958 02:12:31,083 --> 02:12:32,542 Come on, get up. 1959 02:12:33,875 --> 02:12:34,833 Why you... 1960 02:12:49,792 --> 02:12:54,458 - What's happening to you? - Soon your entire family will be finished! 1961 02:12:54,500 --> 02:12:55,250 Look. 1962 02:12:59,250 --> 02:13:03,958 Your brother and your father will soon be dead. Just watch. 1963 02:13:06,208 --> 02:13:09,083 "Dead..." Beat him. 1964 02:13:10,208 --> 02:13:11,375 Get up. 1965 02:13:11,750 --> 02:13:12,958 Beat him. 1966 02:13:29,417 --> 02:13:31,250 When Raja hits him, Prem hits him. 1967 02:13:31,667 --> 02:13:34,083 Raja, you hit him... and Prem will hit him. 1968 02:13:41,250 --> 02:13:43,417 Hit him... 1969 02:13:43,625 --> 02:13:45,042 Hit him! 1970 02:13:50,125 --> 02:13:51,583 Hit him! 1971 02:14:02,375 --> 02:14:03,667 Eh, idiot... 1972 02:14:05,583 --> 02:14:06,667 Wow... 1973 02:14:10,958 --> 02:14:14,333 - Are you having fun? - I am loving it. Give me more power. 1974 02:14:14,792 --> 02:14:16,250 Bro, do something else. 1975 02:14:18,625 --> 02:14:21,792 Hit him, hit him Raja. 1976 02:14:23,583 --> 02:14:24,667 Okay. 1977 02:14:24,917 --> 02:14:25,750 No, no... 1978 02:14:25,958 --> 02:14:28,250 Prem, in order to beat that Bahubaali... 1979 02:14:28,292 --> 02:14:31,500 we must beat Kattapa uncle. 1980 02:14:31,542 --> 02:14:34,583 - Nandu, what was he saying? - Got you! 1981 02:14:43,875 --> 02:14:44,917 I got hurt. 1982 02:14:51,417 --> 02:14:54,250 I'm hitting someone for the first time, this is fun. 1983 02:15:18,083 --> 02:15:20,417 Uncle... got you! 1984 02:15:22,917 --> 02:15:23,958 Wait... stop. 1985 02:15:24,083 --> 02:15:26,500 Run, prem. He's right behind you. 1986 02:15:29,458 --> 02:15:30,708 Run Milkha run! 1987 02:15:30,750 --> 02:15:32,042 Come on, Prem. Come on. 1988 02:15:32,167 --> 02:15:33,917 Wait, you rascal. 1989 02:15:33,958 --> 02:15:35,125 Open quickly. 1990 02:15:39,958 --> 02:15:40,958 Get up. 1991 02:15:47,417 --> 02:15:48,583 Why are you hitting me? 1992 02:15:48,625 --> 02:15:51,333 Have you lost it? You started all this. 1993 02:15:51,417 --> 02:15:53,750 But I work in this factory? 1994 02:15:54,458 --> 02:15:56,083 Crazy guy... 1995 02:15:56,208 --> 02:15:58,542 Alex, you are not a factory worker. 1996 02:15:58,583 --> 02:16:01,625 let me know who is the President of America? 1997 02:16:01,958 --> 02:16:04,000 Donald Duck or Donald Trump? 1998 02:16:04,083 --> 02:16:07,625 Who beat you up? Varun Dhawan or Shikhar Dhawan? 1999 02:16:07,708 --> 02:16:09,879 You're the security guard here, aren't you? 2000 02:16:09,891 --> 02:16:10,792 I am your uncle. 2001 02:16:10,833 --> 02:16:12,500 You've lost your memory again. 2002 02:16:12,542 --> 02:16:14,667 Say it once... I am your uncle. 2003 02:16:14,667 --> 02:16:17,708 - Doctor. - You bloody... Uncle... I am your uncle. 2004 02:16:28,333 --> 02:16:31,542 Come... Come, Signor Twins. 2005 02:16:31,875 --> 02:16:34,458 Do you want to kill me? Go ahead. 2006 02:16:34,750 --> 02:16:37,875 But before you kill me, you must realize... 2007 02:16:37,917 --> 02:16:41,333 ...that your father might run out of lifelines. 2008 02:16:45,500 --> 02:16:49,875 You have one minute. Only 60 seconds. Save him. 2009 02:16:51,000 --> 02:16:52,792 Bye-bye, Malhotra. 2010 02:16:54,750 --> 02:16:55,833 Raja, no. 2011 02:16:58,625 --> 02:16:59,958 50 seconds. 2012 02:17:06,083 --> 02:17:08,292 Raja, Prem, you two are out of your minds. 2013 02:17:08,333 --> 02:17:10,875 Go away. This bomb can go off any minute. 2014 02:17:11,083 --> 02:17:12,000 Dad, don't mind, but... 2015 02:17:12,042 --> 02:17:14,708 even you turned out to be an idiot like Prem. 2016 02:17:14,833 --> 02:17:16,792 We met after 20 years... 2017 02:17:16,833 --> 02:17:18,417 I can't let you go so easily. 2018 02:17:19,708 --> 02:17:21,958 Prem, you're educated. Tell us what to do? 2019 02:17:22,000 --> 02:17:23,458 I'll check on Google. 2020 02:17:23,500 --> 02:17:25,625 We'll all blow up by then. 2021 02:17:25,667 --> 02:17:27,208 Don't worry about me, you two run away. 2022 02:17:27,250 --> 02:17:28,292 Dad, please! 2023 02:17:29,542 --> 02:17:32,542 Look, I don't know much about bombs. 2024 02:17:32,708 --> 02:17:33,708 But, what I do know is that... 2025 02:17:33,750 --> 02:17:36,542 ...this color is very lucky for me. this is 'Bappa's color. 2026 02:17:36,667 --> 02:17:40,083 "Hail Lord Ganesha!" 2027 02:17:58,708 --> 02:18:01,042 Only 10 seconds left. Run! 2028 02:18:01,083 --> 02:18:03,208 Dad, every son's dad is safe... 2029 02:18:03,250 --> 02:18:04,792 ...when Bappa's with him. 2030 02:18:04,833 --> 02:18:07,500 - Hail Lord Ganesh. - Raja, no! 2031 02:18:08,250 --> 02:18:09,792 No... 2032 02:18:10,292 --> 02:18:12,250 Raja! 2033 02:18:16,125 --> 02:18:17,125 Dad's safe. 2034 02:18:17,167 --> 02:18:19,042 - Dad's safe. - Hallelujah. 2035 02:18:19,083 --> 02:18:21,542 - My dad's safe. - Jesus Christ, it's a miracle. 2036 02:18:21,708 --> 02:18:22,958 Holy mother marry. 2037 02:18:28,083 --> 02:18:31,500 - What are you doing? - You don't know what I am doing? 2038 02:18:31,667 --> 02:18:33,375 You're being very naughty. 2039 02:18:38,083 --> 02:18:41,000 Where are you going? Come back, come back. 2040 02:18:41,792 --> 02:18:43,833 Mr. so shy. 2041 02:18:46,417 --> 02:18:47,375 Prem? 2042 02:18:48,542 --> 02:18:49,542 Prem. 2043 02:18:50,125 --> 02:18:51,208 Prem! 2044 02:18:53,542 --> 02:18:54,458 Alishka. 2045 02:18:58,292 --> 02:18:59,125 Oh my, God. 2046 02:18:59,167 --> 02:19:00,125 Sister-in-law got scared. 2047 02:19:00,167 --> 02:19:01,000 Sister-in-law got scared. 2048 02:19:01,042 --> 02:19:01,875 Sorry. 2049 02:19:02,458 --> 02:19:03,417 Prem! 2050 02:19:03,458 --> 02:19:06,625 Eh, stupid. What are you doing here? 2051 02:19:06,833 --> 02:19:09,833 Bro, control your speed. It's a problem for me. 2052 02:19:09,958 --> 02:19:13,917 Once I start... there's no stopping me. There are no halts in between. 2053 02:19:14,000 --> 02:19:17,625 - But, brother... - I'll just check. 2054 02:19:17,833 --> 02:19:19,000 Sorry, sister-in-law. 2055 02:19:23,125 --> 02:19:24,333 Who are you? 2056 02:19:29,125 --> 02:19:32,458 - Excuse me. - No-no, excuse me. 2057 02:19:32,500 --> 02:19:35,375 Who here likes the speaker's volume loud? 2058 02:19:35,500 --> 02:19:42,292 - Because my wife doesn't like bass at all. - I'm so sorry, for you and your wife. 2059 02:19:42,417 --> 02:19:45,625 What sorry? I left my honeymoon in between because of you. 2060 02:19:46,417 --> 02:19:50,500 - Raja... - You too... two-two. 2061 02:19:51,500 --> 02:19:54,333 And we too... also two-two. 2062 02:19:57,125 --> 02:19:59,542 - Twins! - Oh, my... Twins! 2063 02:19:59,583 --> 02:20:04,000 Original 'Twins’! You two... 'Judwaa 2' (TWINS 2)! 2064 02:20:04,875 --> 02:20:06,625 Are you here for your honeymoon too? 2065 02:20:10,875 --> 02:20:12,042 I didn't get it. 2066 02:20:12,375 --> 02:20:14,000 You can't get it because... 2067 02:20:14,583 --> 02:20:16,583 I'm in your heart, but not your mind. 2068 02:20:16,625 --> 02:20:18,792 In a pant, but not in a shirt. 2069 02:20:19,083 --> 02:20:21,250 On a cycle, but not in a car. 2070 02:20:23,833 --> 02:20:24,875 And listen... 2071 02:20:25,542 --> 02:20:27,667 In an underwear, but not in shorts. 2072 02:20:29,208 --> 02:20:30,583 I've got a similar stint... 2073 02:20:31,042 --> 02:20:34,125 I come to college, but not for lectures. 2074 02:20:34,208 --> 02:20:35,042 Wow. 2075 02:20:35,083 --> 02:20:37,833 In six packs, but not in a family pack. 2076 02:20:38,042 --> 02:20:38,958 How sweet. 2077 02:20:39,292 --> 02:20:42,042 In a bus, but not in someone's control. 2078 02:20:45,500 --> 02:20:46,875 He's very funny. 2079 02:20:52,208 --> 02:20:53,792 Well, don't just stand there... 2080 02:20:53,958 --> 02:20:56,083 - Let's scatter. - OK, boss. 2081 02:20:56,458 --> 02:20:59,625 - Listen, do you know that song? - Which one, bro? 2082 02:21:01,792 --> 02:21:03,708 - That's my favorite song. - Mine too. 2083 02:21:03,792 --> 02:21:05,500 I can perform it right now. 2084 02:21:05,917 --> 02:21:06,917 I love it. 2085 02:21:13,458 --> 02:21:15,167 Once more, bro. Please. 2086 02:21:15,417 --> 02:21:16,417 Ok Ok. 2087 02:21:22,917 --> 02:21:24,458 This is really fun, once more. 2088 02:21:25,750 --> 02:21:26,458 Disappeared. 2089 02:21:26,542 --> 02:21:27,750 Raja! 2090 02:21:28,125 --> 02:21:29,542 She is calling - Go... go. 2091 02:21:29,625 --> 02:21:30,458 You go. 151624