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- Oh God.
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- Ahhhh!
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Okay.
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- We have a drop off.
- What?
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Mattress.
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The lady said to bring it in.
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- What lady?
Hi, Ray!
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It's a sterns & foster!
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It has a memory foam.
The bed remembers the shape of your...
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Shh shh!
I never asked you to buy me a bed.
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I know, that's why
it's called a gift.
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- Go ahead.
- Hold on.
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This is crazy.
I can't accept this.
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- Why not? - Because I don't
feel comfortable with it.
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You can fuck me, but you can't take a mattress?
Don't be stupid, Ray.
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I'm giving you a fantastic bed so you
don't sleep like a homeless on a cot.
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The cot is mine.
I like it.
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All right, this...
this is my house.
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This is your house.
Let's keep them separate.
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If I want a bed, I'll buy one.
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Take it back.
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Lenore!
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Excuse me.
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T-brain, what the fuck?
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If you refuse to notify me when you are
meeting with a prospective client,
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Then I have no choice but to
take matters into my own hands.
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- You followed me here?
- Yes, I did.
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You never answer my calls.
You clearly scoffed at what I think
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Were very reasonable requests,
so take notice... from now on
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I will be on you
like white on rice.
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I demand my place at the table.
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Okay, fine fine.
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- Take off your blazer.
- What?
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The blazer!
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Okay, put the blazer back on.
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Don't speak and follow my lead.
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Listen, all I want...
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All we want, any of us
really, is to be heard.
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- Frances.
- So nice to meet you.
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This is Tanya, my intern.
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I brought her along to take notes.
I hope you don't mind.
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Tanya sweetheart, do you
mind getting us some tea?
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Ah!
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Frances, I get it.
As a life coach
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I have worked with dozens
of women your age.
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You are still
young and vibrant,
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But people insist on seeing
you as an older woman.
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Thank you, Tanya.
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Can I get two equals, please?
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- I'm not the waiter, lenore.
- Great.
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I want to help you
seize your future,
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To create fulfillment in all areas of your life.
How does that sound?
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I'm not sure I know
what you mean.
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Of course not.
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After my divorce, I was...
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At sea,
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Floating, depressed.
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But then I went on
a journey to myself.
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At this very special spa
outside Tucson, frances,
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You will see God in the desert.
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When I was there, I
remembered what it was to be
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Vital, to be free.
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I can get you a discount if you want.
I have a friend.
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Or you could take
a very special journey
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Right here in Detroit,
very discreet.
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What my intern
is trying to say...
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Why take an expensive trip
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When we can offer you pleasure
right here in Detroit?
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Pure sexual pleasure,
guilt free.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
I think Tanya's confused.
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No, why should we beat around the bush?
Let's be honest.
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- I'm proud of our product.
- When you said life coach
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- I didn't realize.
- No, I know.
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Frances, t sounds radical, but
if you just give it some...
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Thought.
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I have been trying to have
tea with that woman
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For six months.
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I had to join a book club.
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You weren't even selling Ray.
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You were calling me
your intern!
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I called you my intern because you have no
idea how to speak to a woman like that.
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Pure sexual pleasure?
This isn't horny Patty.
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You can't just pull out a picture of a
big dick and swipe her credit card.
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This is a wealthy woman.
We are selling a lifestyle.
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Tucson is the gateway to dick.
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Have some fucking class.
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I have class.
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I... I-I-I...
I'm extremely fucking classy.
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Oh my God.
Oh!
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Oh my God, that's amazing.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, you are
a great screw, Richard.
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Whoo!
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- Wow, again.
- Your mother.
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No, Peter. That's the second time
he's called while you were here.
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Are you hungry?
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- How do you feel about that?
- About what?
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Your husband calling.
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It's fine.
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I think he wants to come back.
That's why he keeps calling.
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He moved out and now he...
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And now?
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I thought it was just a fight.
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I told him to leave.
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Then three days...
I mean, three weeks
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Went by and he...
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Who leaves his wife
when she's pregnant?
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Sit.
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But it sounds like maybe
he might not want to leave.
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- Right.
- So you just want to move on?
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Should I?
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I-I don't know.
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I, um...
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I mean, I don't have
all the details.
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Never mind.
I'm having fun.
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I get excited thinking about
when you're coming over.
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I like the way you smell.
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I like the way you leave
your smell on me.
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I like the feel of your cock.
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I like working on the nursery
and getting screwed every day.
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If Peter comes home, I'll just
be working on the nursery.
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I feel like an asshole.
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Why, Ray?
Lenore says Claire is very happy.
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This woman, she won't call
her husband back because of me.
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- How do you know that?
- She told me, Tanya.
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This woman is pregnant.
I might be ruining her life.
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- Or maybe you're saving it.
- I am not saving it.
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I... I gotta go.
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Hey, guys, guys, guys!
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In the vans.
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All right.
That's the way you play baseball!
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2 and 0, man.
2 and 0.
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- Come on.
- Ray.
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- Seat belts, guys.
- Who paid for the vans?
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That was money I saved up
for the house.
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The school didn't want to pay
for busses so I got creative.
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- You know?
It's only $400. - Ray.
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These guys aren't union.
They got no insurance.
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Somebody's gonna find out
and rain shit on both of us.
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Don't worry so much.
One game at a time.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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Want to go to shakers
tonight, celebrate?
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Ladies' night, dollar drinks.
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- I got plans.
- What plans?
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You live like a hermit.
Stop depriving yourself.
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Everyone needs a little female
lovin' from time to time, huh?
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That's me, Mike.
Deprived.
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Weird.
It wasn't anybody.
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What's that for?
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Darby ask me to make cake.
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- What for?
- I don't ask question.
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- I make cake.
- She can be so...
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- Hurtful.
- Teenagers hate everybody.
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Pent up hormones.
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Once they have sex,
they calm down.
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You were a happy teenager
because you were slut.
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I would not call myself a slut.
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It was a long time ago.
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Maybe. What are you
doing with ex-husband?
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- What do you mean?
- He call you.
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You go bowling tonight.
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I listen to voicemail
on your cell phone.
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Mother, you have got to stop doing that!
It is an invasion of privacy.
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You want
husband, open your legs;
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You want divorce,
open your mouth.
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It's just bowling.
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I can be married to Ronnie
and be friends with Ray.
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No, friends with first husband,
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Goodbye second husband.
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You're such a stubborn.
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How long are you going
to leave my gift outside, huh?
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It's not a gift
if I refuse to take it.
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I always loved
when I would arrive places early
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And she would show late.
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I'd watch her as she
looked for me.
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I knew it wasn't,
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But somehow it just
felt like date night.
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I remember that shirt.
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- Yeah?
- Mmm.
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- You remember this one?
- Oh.
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Ray...
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- Try it on.
- No.
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- It's not gonna fit.
- Sure it will.
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It must have shrunk.
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A date
night with your kids...
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Oh, you guys!
You here to bowl?
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- Yeah!
- All right.
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...And your ex-mother-in-law
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And some random
polish lady.
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And yeah,
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Date night was
officially fucked.
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Well, I guess we're
gonna need two lanes.
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How much we playing for?
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- Whoo, mom!
- ♪ Oh my God ♪
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♪ I'm beaten
in the game of love ♪
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♪ and I fall down, I fall
down on my knees, I fall ♪
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♪ and oh my God, I'm beaten
in the game of love... ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ oh my God ♪
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♪ I've been beaten
in the game of love ♪
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♪ I've had two years
in heaven ♪
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♪ but five weeks in hell ♪
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♪ where do I go now? ♪
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- ♪ so I fall to my knees... ♪
- Show us how it's done, Darb.
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♪ praying to God,
oh, help me, please ♪
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- ♪ I've had two years in heaven...
♪ - Okay.
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- ♪ where do I go now? ♪
Oooh.
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I haven't done this
since high school.
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It's okay, it's okay.
Just look at the arrows, not the pins.
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Good old
date night at Bertson's.
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My turn.
Time to pay the reaper.
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I lost 20 bucks to lotte,
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Just like old times.
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Except for that.
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It wasn't like
old times at all.
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"use screw 'a' to attach
leg 'a' to shaft 'b.'"
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- All right.
- Sounds kinda dirty.
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Mmm, some kind of mind
you got there.
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What, I'm the only one
who thought it?
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Shaft? What does that
make you think of?
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Me?
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Cribs.
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- Why don't you get it?
- Nope, I don't wanna know.
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I think you should pick it up.
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I didn't ask
for your opinion, Richard.
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Look, he left me.
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- Just see what he's got to say.
- It doesn't matter.
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- Why? - Because he got laid
off and he couldn't handle it.
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He abandoned me
seven months pregnant.
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Claire, a lot of guys,
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They get freaked out
if they lose their job.
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For a man, a lot of how we see
ourselves is all tied up in that shit.
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Yeah, but guess what?
We don't need the money.
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I have plenty of money.
I had it when we got married.
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I didn't have to work!
237
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Well, that just makes him
feel like a loser.
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Ohh.
Why do you give a rat's ass
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About my husband?
I don't want to talk about him.
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Maybe he wants you back.
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- This is none of your business.
- Maybe he loves you.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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Can you not see
that this is not sexy?
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This is not sexy!
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- Yes?
- Hi, frances.
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It's Tanya.
Lenore's associate.
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I'm sorry to come by
unannounced,
248
00:15:42,404 --> 00:15:45,473
But we just wanted to stop by and
bring over this "thank you" basket.
249
00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:48,907
Uh, it's just...
it's a part of what we do.
250
00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:52,378
Uh, or you could think of it
as an "I'm sorry" basket,
251
00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:55,214
In case there was
anything inappropriate
252
00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:58,450
Or if we overstepped
in any way.
253
00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:00,285
All right.
254
00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:03,320
I really don't have
a need for it.
255
00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:05,589
Do you think I could use
your restroom?
256
00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:08,725
There's a Starbucks
right down the road.
257
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,295
I know, I know, but I'm just
really prone to bladder infections
258
00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:15,164
And it's just truly bad
for me to hold it.
259
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:20,668
Oh oh, whoo.
260
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:23,637
Thank you so much.
Much better.
261
00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:25,706
Whew.
262
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:29,309
Wow, you still have
your Christmas tree up?
263
00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:32,878
In April?
Well, that's amazing.
264
00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:36,448
What a great idea.
Every morning you wake up, it's Christmas.
265
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,349
My husband died
on Christmas Eve.
266
00:16:38,383 --> 00:16:40,417
I don't feel like
throwing it out.
267
00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:42,152
I'm sorry.
268
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,023
Here.
269
00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:48,657
Wow, you're giving me a...
270
00:16:48,692 --> 00:16:51,226
They're all from him.
I gave one to the water-bottle man
271
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,728
This morning and one
to the rat control fellow.
272
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,630
Uh, thank you.
273
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,365
That's really nice.
274
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,467
It is what it is.
275
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:05,604
Uh, you know, it's great
I got you a gift too, right?
276
00:17:05,639 --> 00:17:07,439
Um, you know,
these croissants have
277
00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:09,673
Words of wisdom
baked into each one.
278
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:13,110
You were the inspiration
for this entire basket.
279
00:17:13,145 --> 00:17:15,414
I'm diabetic.
280
00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:17,650
Allow me then.
Um, mmmm.
281
00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:20,986
Let's see
282
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,955
What this one says.
283
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:25,523
"je ne regrette rien."
284
00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:27,425
That's Edith piaf.
285
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,227
- I don't speak French.
- Oh, I know, me either.
286
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:32,230
But I do know what this means.
It means "I regret nothing."
287
00:17:32,264 --> 00:17:35,300
Plus I thought piaf was relevant
given that she's French
288
00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,535
And this is a croissant.
289
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:41,239
Do you need anything else
from me?
290
00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:44,008
Is that a way of saying
you want me to...
291
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:46,076
Go?
292
00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:49,513
Frances, one more thing.
One more thing.
293
00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:51,914
Before I go, I'm 42.
294
00:17:51,949 --> 00:17:54,848
And when I'm lonely,
I don't want to go somewhere
295
00:17:54,882 --> 00:17:58,113
Romantic or exotic where
I'm going to be even lonelier.
296
00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:01,982
What I want, what I really need,
what makes me happy
297
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:04,584
Is to be held, to be fucked,
298
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,020
To have someone
to be close to me.
299
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:10,122
And we have that...
our business does.
300
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,291
We have a man,
we have a beautiful man.
301
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,226
He can do that for you.
302
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,794
Um, let me get my card.
303
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,705
I'll be going now.
304
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:32,507
Okay, Ray, it's my fault.
305
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,976
I confused you with my talk
on stripper theory.
306
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:38,346
So let me simplify.
Your job is to take your penis
307
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:41,181
And stick it in Claire's vagina
308
00:18:41,216 --> 00:18:43,984
When she tells you to and take
it out when she tells you to.
309
00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:45,552
You are not her shrink.
310
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,787
You are not her
marriage counselor.
311
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,288
You are not her priest.
312
00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:52,057
What you think doesn't matter.
313
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:54,526
She's not paying you to think.
314
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,961
Maybe she's paying you
to look like you're thinking,
315
00:18:56,996 --> 00:18:59,397
But really she's paying
for your dick.
316
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,966
Yeah, and my dick
317
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,534
And my brain
are attached, lenore.
318
00:19:04,569 --> 00:19:07,303
- Then sever the tie.
- Have you ever done it?
319
00:19:07,338 --> 00:19:08,871
What?
320
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,940
Had sex for money.
321
00:19:10,974 --> 00:19:13,175
No.
322
00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:17,011
Claire is
an excellent customer.
323
00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:19,480
Don't tell her she should
go back to her husband
324
00:19:19,514 --> 00:19:21,882
Ever again.
When you see her on Friday,
325
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:24,885
- You need to apologize.
- I'm not doing this, lenore.
326
00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:28,454
And besides, even if I wanted to, I
can't because I got a game this Friday.
327
00:19:28,489 --> 00:19:30,990
- I'm a coach.
- You're a coach and a whore, Ray.
328
00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:33,458
Coach first.
329
00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:39,264
Wait, what's going on?
330
00:19:39,298 --> 00:19:41,198
The meeting's over.
You missed it.
331
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,367
What do you mean the meeting's over?!
You said 5:00.
332
00:19:43,401 --> 00:19:45,869
- I said 4:00.
- Lenore!
333
00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:49,772
I know you said 5:00.
I'm not your intern.
334
00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:53,475
Ray and I were both there at 4:00, so
clearly you're the one that was wrong.
335
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,310
What is that?
336
00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:57,612
What?
337
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:59,180
- Let me see that.
- No.
338
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:00,982
- Let me see it.
- What? It's a sweater.
339
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,716
I-I-I was cold.
340
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,618
Where did you get it?
341
00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,887
It's none of your business.
I got it from a friend
342
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:08,688
Who gave it to me
for Christmas.
343
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,725
That's a lanvin sweater, Tanya.
344
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:15,827
- Do you even know what a lanvin is?
- Yeah, I know.
345
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:18,196
Of course I know
what a lanvin is.
346
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,865
Then you know
you can't afford it.
347
00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:22,833
And neither can any
of your friends.
348
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:25,268
Um...
349
00:20:25,302 --> 00:20:27,670
You don't know
who my friends are.
350
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:31,140
Really.
And frances can afford it.
351
00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:33,475
That's right...
that frances.
352
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:35,844
Frances gave you
a lanvin sweater?
353
00:20:35,878 --> 00:20:39,547
Yes, she did. She gave it to me
when I went over to her house
354
00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:42,616
To talk business.
I found her address and I went over there
355
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:45,418
And I brought lyric croissants
and I took a chance
356
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,254
And I saw this look in her eye
and I think I sold her.
357
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,255
Lenore, I sold her on Ray.
358
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,858
You saw frances behind my back?
359
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:55,026
Yeah.
360
00:20:57,663 --> 00:20:59,296
So?
361
00:20:59,331 --> 00:21:01,665
Wow.
362
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,233
I mean, I didn't do it
to be mean.
363
00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,569
I'm trying to be collaborative
with you and Ray...
364
00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:08,804
It's okay.
I'm just disappointed.
365
00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:11,572
- That's all.
- Wait.
366
00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:15,342
Something tells me you're not going
to enjoy that sweater, t-brain.
367
00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:19,678
It's bad karma and the color's
all wrong for your complexion.
368
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,184
♪ bring all ♪
369
00:21:28,218 --> 00:21:32,654
♪ paralyzed things
to my side ♪
370
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:35,256
♪ underneath,
underneath the trip ♪
371
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:39,860
♪ let me see,
after all the rain is gone... ♪
372
00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:45,063
Darb.
373
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,731
I've been thinking about what
you said the other day...
374
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,233
About how I live
my whole life through men.
375
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,538
Yeah, I... I wasn't
trying to hurt you.
376
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,808
Oh, I know.
377
00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:58,413
Anyway, I forgive you.
378
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,983
I didn't say I was sorry.
379
00:22:01,017 --> 00:22:03,451
Yeah, but you probably will.
380
00:22:03,486 --> 00:22:06,687
I'll just have to wait 20 years and
I don't want to be hurt that long,
381
00:22:06,722 --> 00:22:08,822
So I'm going to forgive
the future you,
382
00:22:08,857 --> 00:22:11,525
That delightful person who's
going to come to me someday
383
00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:15,194
And say, "mom, I'm so sorry I gave
you so much crap when I was 16.
384
00:22:15,229 --> 00:22:17,663
I had no idea
what life was like
385
00:22:17,697 --> 00:22:19,765
"Or how hard it would be."
386
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:23,068
Well, um,
387
00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:25,169
Thanks for the ride.
388
00:22:25,204 --> 00:22:27,138
Oh, it's a pretty cake.
389
00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:30,140
What's it for anyway?
Somebody's birthday at the mall?
390
00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:32,509
Um, can you
pick me up after 7:00?
391
00:22:34,779 --> 00:22:36,812
Be well.
392
00:22:41,851 --> 00:22:44,119
- I love my curvy hips!
- Yeah!
393
00:22:44,153 --> 00:22:45,987
I love my big ass.
394
00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:49,656
I am not lazy.
I am not stupid.
395
00:22:49,691 --> 00:22:52,659
Go and stuff your judgment!
396
00:22:52,693 --> 00:22:54,861
I feel beautiful
and I am beautiful.
397
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:58,230
I don't want to diet.
I don't need to diet.
398
00:22:58,265 --> 00:23:00,999
Because a diet is a cure
that doesn't work
399
00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:04,469
- For a disease that...
- Doesn't exist!
400
00:23:04,503 --> 00:23:06,837
I love my big butt.
401
00:23:06,872 --> 00:23:10,941
I love my big ass.
I love my big butt!
402
00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:12,809
- Who is that?
- I love my curvy hips.
403
00:23:12,843 --> 00:23:14,644
- I love my big ass.
- My mom.
404
00:23:14,678 --> 00:23:16,846
I'm sorry.
405
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,381
Hi, hey hi.
406
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:22,050
- You were supposed to pick
me up at 7:00. - I know.
407
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:23,952
I was going to leave
but I had to come over
408
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,787
And see what all
the hoopla was about.
409
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,623
Oh, heard the cheering.
What a great speaker.
410
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,491
She's so moving.
411
00:23:31,526 --> 00:23:33,793
- Is this some sort of club meeting?
- Mom.
412
00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:36,295
Can you meet me in the car
in like 20 minutes?
413
00:23:36,329 --> 00:23:40,499
- It's a movement!
- Like for black people, but for fat people.
414
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:43,201
- You girls aren't fat.
- Yes, we are!
415
00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:47,337
We're beautiful. We're fat and
there's nothing wrong with it.
416
00:23:47,372 --> 00:23:49,139
Okay.
417
00:23:49,173 --> 00:23:50,873
Offer your mom some cake.
418
00:23:50,908 --> 00:23:53,876
- She doesn't want any cake.
- Sure she does.
419
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,945
Mrs. Drecker, can I offer you
a piece of Darby's cake?
420
00:23:56,979 --> 00:24:00,548
Nope. And it's haxon now.
Mrs. Haxon.
421
00:24:00,582 --> 00:24:03,584
- Just let her be.
- Why don't you want the cake?
422
00:24:03,618 --> 00:24:06,020
I had a late lunch.
423
00:24:06,054 --> 00:24:08,589
Why is that funny?
What's so funny?
424
00:24:08,623 --> 00:24:10,724
- I don't understand.
- No, mom...
425
00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:12,759
It's nothing.
It's just...
426
00:24:12,794 --> 00:24:15,027
It's something that
skinny people say.
427
00:24:15,963 --> 00:24:17,996
No, I did.
At Bennigan's.
428
00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:21,665
Soup, half salad,
dressing on e side.
429
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,734
I swear, I'm just not hungry.
430
00:24:28,772 --> 00:24:31,340
Okay, Darb, do you want me to eat the cake?
I'll eat the cake.
431
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,110
- I'm going to eat the cake.
- Mom, forget the cake, okay?!
432
00:24:34,144 --> 00:24:36,045
Just go home.
433
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:38,213
Go!
434
00:24:39,248 --> 00:24:40,948
fat, so what?
435
00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:44,184
Fat, so what?
Fat, so what?
436
00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:46,653
Fat, so what?
437
00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:50,122
Fat, so what?
Fat, so what?
438
00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:06,368
If you've got an
itch, you know where to scratch.
439
00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:09,671
Hi, it's Jessica.
Call me.
440
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:27,085
hi.
441
00:25:28,721 --> 00:25:31,455
- Look, I'm sorry if I made you mad.
- No, it's fine.
442
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:34,190
People argue.
At least you're not depressed.
443
00:25:34,224 --> 00:25:37,225
Want some wine?
444
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:40,595
Yeah.
Look...
445
00:25:40,629 --> 00:25:44,065
It's easy to say
the word "ex."
446
00:25:44,099 --> 00:25:47,503
"my ex-wife.
My ex-husband."
447
00:25:47,537 --> 00:25:51,173
But you might find you don't like the
way it feels after a little while.
448
00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:55,343
Claire,
449
00:25:55,377 --> 00:25:57,612
You have a chance
to have a family.
450
00:25:57,646 --> 00:26:00,482
lenore said you
wouldn't talk about this anymore.
451
00:26:00,516 --> 00:26:03,051
I know, but you...
you think I'm so great?
452
00:26:03,085 --> 00:26:05,453
You think I'm so much
different than your husband?
453
00:26:05,488 --> 00:26:08,189
- I don't know you, that's what's nice.
- Well, I'm telling you.
454
00:26:08,223 --> 00:26:10,558
I let people down every day.
455
00:26:10,592 --> 00:26:14,427
There are people depending
on me right now and I'm late
456
00:26:14,462 --> 00:26:17,563
Because I'm here.
I had a wife too,
457
00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:20,166
And I wish I'd fought
harder to keep her.
458
00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:25,438
I don't want what happened
to me to happen to you.
459
00:26:26,673 --> 00:26:29,675
I don't want to do this
with you anymore.
460
00:26:30,977 --> 00:26:32,844
I'm leaving
461
00:26:32,878 --> 00:26:36,281
And I think you should give
your husband another chance.
462
00:26:39,986 --> 00:26:43,054
It's not 'cause
I don't like you.
463
00:26:43,089 --> 00:26:47,425
I don't care if you
like me or not.
464
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,661
I'm not stupid.
465
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,597
I know what I'm paying you for.
466
00:27:04,610 --> 00:27:05,943
$1,000 to stay.
467
00:27:07,245 --> 00:27:09,811
I'm gonna cook some
macaroni and cheese,
468
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,906
Then we are gonna sit
and watch tv and eat it.
469
00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:17,162
And then later
we'll go upstairs.
470
00:27:17,197 --> 00:27:20,497
And it'll be great.
471
00:27:26,336 --> 00:27:28,303
A thousand bucks...
472
00:27:28,338 --> 00:27:30,338
Last time.
473
00:27:36,678 --> 00:27:39,179
Make it 1200.
474
00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:45,418
Sometimes when you try to sleep,
475
00:27:45,452 --> 00:27:48,053
Your mind races
a million miles an hour.
476
00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:52,124
And you can't shut it off.
477
00:27:53,526 --> 00:27:56,494
You can't sleep no matter
how exhausted you are.
478
00:27:57,863 --> 00:28:00,265
But sometimes,
479
00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:02,131
Those rare lucky times,
480
00:28:02,165 --> 00:28:05,967
You just lay down
and forget it all.
481
00:28:07,402 --> 00:28:11,371
And sometimes a mattress
is just a mattress.
482
00:28:11,405 --> 00:28:14,407
And it feels fucking great.
483
00:28:14,408 --> 00:28:20,408
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