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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Huh? Oh!
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Ooh!
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Nearly there, Hognob.
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Nearly there.
Just a bit farther.
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Try a little bit harder.
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We can do it.
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Just a little bit more, Hognob.
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I can reach it.
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Got it.
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Still got it.
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Hognob, enough!
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Oi, enough now!
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Mammoths! Come on, Hognob.
Let's go wake Bobnar.
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Hey, Chief.
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Chief!
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What? What? What?
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Are you awake, Chief?
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Chief?
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Time to go hunting.
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Bit early, isn't it, Dug?
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But, Chief, we're early man.
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Come on, everyone.
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Time to get up.
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Morning, everyone.
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Morning, Chief.
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Bit nippy this morning.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
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Oops. Sorry.
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Wait, Chief. Chief...
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Chief.
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So I've been thinking.
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You know we always hunt rabbits?
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Yeah. Very tasty they are, too.
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Yes, but couldn't we
try hunting something,
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well, you know, bigger?
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What, like a hare?
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No, like a buffalo or a mammoth.
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You want us to hunt a
five-ton, bone-crushing mammoth?
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Yeah. Why not?
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I really believe
we could do it, Chief.
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Dug, look at our ancestors.
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You don't see them
hunting big things, do you?
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They hunted little round beasts.
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Of some sort.
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Yeah, what are
those things anyway?
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Don't know.
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I suppose they couldn't
draw rabbits back then.
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Wait. Sorry, no, Chief.
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Chief,
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about the mammoth thing...
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Look, I'll tell you what, I'll
definitely bear it in mind.
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All right?
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Come on, Dug.
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Right, gather round.
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Grab a spear.
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Oh! It's pointy!
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- Oh, Treebor. Just get over there.
- Aw, Mum!
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- Morning, Barry.
- Morning, Dug.
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Mr. Rock coming hunting today?
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Oh, yeah, wouldn't miss it
for the world.
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Morning, Asbo.
Change your underpants today?
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Yeah! Changed them
with Thongo, Chief.
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Champion!
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Mmm.
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- Chief.
- Yes, Gravelle?
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When I put my arm up, it hurts.
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Well, don't do it, then.
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Grubup, don't eat that.
That's Eemak.
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Yum!
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Exactly. Uh... Right.
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Heads down, everyone.
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Thank you, Dug.
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Shh!
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We give thanks for our valley,
our home,
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this precious ground,
which sustains us
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and gives us shelter
from the Badlands.
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May we live in peace, balance,
and harmony with our forest
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and all the creatures
we share it with.
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Right, let's go kill something.
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A rabbit!
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That's it. That's it.
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I've got him.
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To you, Eemak.
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Ouch.
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Nice try, though.
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Let's use
an element of surprise.
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Righto, Chief.
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Ow!
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I got him!
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No, I haven't!
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Great! Champion!
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Got you!
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Whoa!
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I got this, Gravelle.
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Ha-hey!
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Well done, Mr. Rock!
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Nice job, everyone.
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Rabbit surprise tonight!
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See, Dug?
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We hunt rabbits,
everyone's happy.
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Although the thing
about rabbits, Chief,
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well, they are quite small.
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Dug, Dug. Look at us...
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You seriously think
we could catch a mammoth?
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Nice moves, Mr. Rock.
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Us lot?
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You've been practicing.
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Shush, everyone.
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The rabbits are fighting back!
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I don't think this is rabbits.
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Attack!
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Run!
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Mr. Rock!
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No!
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No!
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To the Badlands!
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What, leave the valley?
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Come on. Just run.
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Hognob!
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Where's Dug?
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Have you seen Dug?
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- Go on.
- Thank you, Chief.
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Dug!
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Hmm...
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Excellent.
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All right, secure the valley.
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Start mining ore.
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Or what, Lord Nooth?
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Ore, you fool!
Start mining the ore.
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The metal that's in the ground.
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Oh, the ore! In the ground.
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Yes.
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What about the primitives?
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Oh, let them rot
in The Badlands.
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They are
the low-achievers of history
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with their puny flints
and their drafty caves.
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You've picked the wrong
tribe to mess with.
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Oh, I am so scared!
You are waving your stones about!
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The Age of Stone is over, Dino.
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Long live the Age of Bronze!
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Oh.
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Okay, let's get moving.
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Of course, Lord Nooth.
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I'm late for my massage.
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Huh?
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Uh...
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What are you doing?
Get out of the way!
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Hey! Hey!
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Multi-purpose pen swords!
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Very handy
for opening bottles, too!
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Sliced bread. Wow!
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That's the best thing since...
Well, ever!
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Oh!
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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- Huh?
- Don't touch the bronze.
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- The what?
- The bronze!
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Where have you been,
the Stone Age?
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Oh. Uh...
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What?
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Fifty schnookels!
Fifty schnookels!
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Voluntary contribution.
Everyone has to pay!
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It's gone up again.
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- It's daylight robbery!
- Fifty schnookels!
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Voluntary contribution!
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Hey! She hasn't
voluntarily contributed.
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Hmm? Stop her!
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- Hey. Hey.
- Oi! Stop her!
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Whoa!
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Hmm?
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Hello. Oh!
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Sorry!
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I tell you,
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I wouldn't want to
be facing me out there.
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Hey, Hügelgraber,
can't you see in that thing?
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The arena's this way.
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You girls are gonna
get slaughtered.
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Let's go!
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All stand for our mighty
leader, Lord Nooth!
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Who challenges the champions?
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We challenge the champions!
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We accept the challenge!
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The hour has come.
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Let the sacred game commence!
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Introducing Real Bronzio
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and the captain, Jurgend!
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Today's match official,
Referee Dino!
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In the name
of Queen Oofeefa,
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we give thanks
for the beautiful game.
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Oggy! Oggy! Oggy!
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Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Let's play football!
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Whilst I count my schnookels.
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Hügelgraber!
What are you doing?
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Get in the goal!
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What's up with Hügelgraber?
Come on!
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Pick it up! Pick it up!
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To me! To me!
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What? Put it down!
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Put it down!
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Free kick!
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Hügelgraber!
Just get in the game!
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Just kick it!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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What are you doing,
Hügelgraber?
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You just scored an own goal!
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He's not me!
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Huh?
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A caveman?
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- A caveman?
- A caveman?
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Playing the sacred game?
Bring him here.
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How dare you...
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Oh.
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How dare you set foot
on our hallowed ground?
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You took our ground.
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- Our home!
- Oh, that.
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Listen, you Stone Age brute.
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You have no home.
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Your kind are finished
on this Earth.
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Now take him away and kill him.
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Slowly.
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Argh! No, I mean
take him away at normal speed
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and kill him slowly. Idiots!
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Now get on with the game.
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We challenge the champions!
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Wait... Wait!
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We challenge the champions!
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Huh?
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What did you say?
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- He said, "We challenge..."
- I heard what he said!
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If we win, we keep our valley.
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You leave my tribe in peace.
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Hmm.
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You think you can beat us
at football?
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A match between
the Bronze and the brutes?
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What an idea!
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Sacrilege, O Premier Leader!
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Yes. Quite.
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The masses would flock to see
such a vulgar spectacle. Pah!
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Hmm...
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Oh!
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Really?
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For the valley, you say?
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Hmm?
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- Dug!
- It's Dug!
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He's alive!
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Uh, what's that crazy fruit
he's got?
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"Football"?
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What's "football"?
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And how's it going to get
our valley back?
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Well, it's this amazing game,
Chief.
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And the leader
of the Bronze people,
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he says if we play this game
and beat them at it...
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Ooh, nice tight shorts!
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Aw, Mum!
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...we can have our valley back.
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That's what we want.
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- And if we don't beat them?
- Ah.
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Well, then,
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he said we'll spend the rest
of our miserable lives
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working down a mine.
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No!
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- What's a "mine"?
- Dug,
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we've never even played
this game.
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But that's just it.
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We did. Once.
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Huh?
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Those cave paintings
back in our valley,
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they're pictures of our
ancestors playing football.
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- Champion!
- So if they did it,
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surely we can do it.
277
00:27:30,622 --> 00:27:33,723
Sorry! Shimmering memories
make me sneeze.
278
00:27:33,726 --> 00:27:36,159
This doesn't change anything,
Dug.
279
00:27:36,161 --> 00:27:37,760
It's just too risky.
280
00:27:37,762 --> 00:27:40,262
Oh, come on, Chief!
We can do it, Chief!
281
00:27:40,265 --> 00:27:42,935
I wanna play football!
I wanna play now!
282
00:27:43,268 --> 00:27:45,167
Now!
283
00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:48,073
Listen...
No, we're not... No!
284
00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:54,042
All right, then.
Don't worry about us.
285
00:27:54,045 --> 00:27:56,512
Yeah, we'll...
We'll be okay.
286
00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:59,118
We'll just die a slow and
lingering death in the Badlands.
287
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,586
Huh?
288
00:28:01,086 --> 00:28:02,886
Come on, Chief.
289
00:28:02,888 --> 00:28:05,891
Just give us a chance. Please!
290
00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:13,128
Look, all right.
291
00:28:14,699 --> 00:28:17,901
Maybe we'll give this
"football" idea a try, then.
292
00:28:23,074 --> 00:28:24,307
No promises, mind.
293
00:28:24,309 --> 00:28:26,943
The match is to be played
at the full moon.
294
00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:31,781
And then we go back
to the valley!
295
00:28:31,784 --> 00:28:34,851
Sweet!
296
00:28:53,305 --> 00:28:55,838
Right, line up,
everybody! In line!
297
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,241
- All yours, Dug.
- Thanks, Chief.
298
00:28:58,243 --> 00:28:59,578
All right!
299
00:29:00,246 --> 00:29:02,945
- Um...
- Um...
300
00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:05,281
Are hogs supposed
to play football?
301
00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:07,083
No. Oh...
302
00:29:07,085 --> 00:29:09,752
Probably not, no.
Sorry, Hognob.
303
00:29:13,892 --> 00:29:17,060
This is a football.
304
00:29:17,063 --> 00:29:21,330
One side tries to kick
the ball into this goal.
305
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,333
Ooh.
306
00:29:23,335 --> 00:29:27,605
And the other side tries
to kick the ball in that goal.
307
00:29:27,606 --> 00:29:28,607
Ahh!
308
00:29:29,207 --> 00:29:31,140
Football sounds hard.
309
00:29:31,142 --> 00:29:33,910
What happens if you kick
the ball in the goal?
310
00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,079
Well, if you kick the ball
in the goal,
311
00:29:36,082 --> 00:29:38,017
then other men hug and kiss you.
312
00:29:39,651 --> 00:29:41,117
- Oh.
- Mmm.
313
00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:42,719
Right, who wants to try?
314
00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:43,920
I'll give it a go.
315
00:29:43,922 --> 00:29:45,253
- Nice one.
- Aw, Mum!
316
00:29:45,256 --> 00:29:49,858
Good, Magma. All right, okay, good.
Right. Um...
317
00:29:49,861 --> 00:29:52,695
So I'm...
I'm gonna try and get the ball,
318
00:29:52,698 --> 00:29:54,967
and you have to stop me, okay?
319
00:29:58,103 --> 00:29:59,801
Come on, come on!
320
00:29:59,804 --> 00:30:02,939
Ow!
321
00:30:02,941 --> 00:30:05,375
- Nice one, Mum!
- Football's brilliant.
322
00:30:05,377 --> 00:30:07,743
That can't be right.
323
00:30:07,746 --> 00:30:10,713
Surely, you can't hit
other players?
324
00:30:10,715 --> 00:30:13,215
No, you're supposed
to attack the ball.
325
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:18,186
No, no, no, no, not weapons!
326
00:30:18,189 --> 00:30:19,255
Just use fist?
327
00:30:19,257 --> 00:30:21,991
No! No fighting at all.
328
00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:23,929
- Where's the fun in that?
- Uh...
329
00:30:24,729 --> 00:30:26,396
Hmm.
330
00:30:38,343 --> 00:30:40,380
Okay, Thongo!
331
00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:42,913
Oh!
332
00:30:42,914 --> 00:30:44,317
Ooh!
333
00:30:45,884 --> 00:30:47,317
- Oh!
- Yes!
334
00:30:47,318 --> 00:30:50,289
Good effort. Great.
Okay, next.
335
00:30:51,957 --> 00:30:53,289
Huh?
336
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,394
Hognob.
337
00:30:58,363 --> 00:30:59,929
Go for it, Asbo.
338
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:04,303
Yay!
339
00:31:05,904 --> 00:31:07,207
Yay!
340
00:31:11,976 --> 00:31:13,376
Oh...
341
00:31:20,986 --> 00:31:22,919
Excuse me!
342
00:31:22,921 --> 00:31:24,923
Can we have our ball back,
please?
343
00:31:27,726 --> 00:31:28,861
Huh. Hmm.
344
00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:34,897
Trust me, Dino.
This football match between
345
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,965
the Stone Age
and the Bronze World,
346
00:31:36,968 --> 00:31:39,202
it's perfect!
347
00:31:39,204 --> 00:31:42,442
- Oh, how I love it!
- Yes, football.
348
00:31:43,374 --> 00:31:44,442
No.
349
00:31:44,976 --> 00:31:47,009
Bronze!
350
00:31:47,011 --> 00:31:49,811
Mmm.
351
00:31:49,814 --> 00:31:52,848
So cold and hard and slippery.
352
00:31:52,851 --> 00:31:54,451
Mmm.
353
00:31:54,452 --> 00:31:56,252
Ooh.
354
00:31:56,255 --> 00:31:59,822
And this game is going
to make me loads of it.
355
00:31:59,824 --> 00:32:03,126
Your Premiership,
what if the Queen finds out?
356
00:32:03,128 --> 00:32:05,394
That old crow?
357
00:32:05,396 --> 00:32:07,463
She doesn't know
what goes on out here.
358
00:32:07,465 --> 00:32:08,830
Luckily.
359
00:32:13,005 --> 00:32:14,471
Delivering message!
360
00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:17,009
Your Footballness,
it's a Message Bird.
361
00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:18,711
Huh?
362
00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:23,950
Ugh. Well, go on, make it...
363
00:32:29,854 --> 00:32:31,423
"Hello? Hello?
364
00:32:32,824 --> 00:32:34,924
"How do you use
this Message Bird thing?"
365
00:32:34,926 --> 00:32:36,028
It's the Queen.
366
00:32:38,363 --> 00:32:40,296
"Just
speak into its ear, ma'am.
367
00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:43,833
"It will mimic
everything it hears."
368
00:32:43,835 --> 00:32:47,302
"I don't even know if
I'm holding it the... Testing!
369
00:32:47,305 --> 00:32:48,871
"Testing!
370
00:32:48,873 --> 00:32:50,406
"Nooth? Nooth?"
371
00:32:50,409 --> 00:32:52,942
Perhaps she's heard
about the game.
372
00:32:52,944 --> 00:32:55,344
Of course she hasn't
heard about the game.
373
00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:57,380
"I've heard about the game.
374
00:32:57,382 --> 00:33:02,054
- "You, arranging a football
match against a bunch of savages?
375
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,288
"You idiot!
376
00:33:04,289 --> 00:33:06,189
"Imagine if we lost."
377
00:33:06,191 --> 00:33:08,527
- We won't.
- "I said, imagine it!
378
00:33:09,294 --> 00:33:10,827
"Exactly!
379
00:33:10,829 --> 00:33:12,994
"The mighty Bronze Age
380
00:33:12,997 --> 00:33:16,398
"brought to its knees
by a bunch of cavemen?
381
00:33:16,401 --> 00:33:19,068
"Well, I'm warning you, Nooth.
382
00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:21,374
"You'd better not lose."
383
00:33:22,173 --> 00:33:24,106
"Hmm?"
384
00:33:25,343 --> 00:33:26,778
End of message.
385
00:33:29,547 --> 00:33:30,949
Oh! Hmm.
386
00:33:32,617 --> 00:33:34,483
Silly old bat!
387
00:33:34,486 --> 00:33:37,185
How dare she talk
to me like that!
388
00:33:37,188 --> 00:33:39,955
"Silly old bat!
389
00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:43,226
"How dare she talk
to me like that?"
390
00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:44,627
Delivering message!
391
00:33:48,032 --> 00:33:51,534
Guards! Get that bird back!
392
00:33:51,536 --> 00:33:54,237
What does the Queen know anyway?
393
00:33:54,239 --> 00:33:57,205
The cavemen are oafs.
My players are...
394
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,277
Overpaid?
395
00:33:58,643 --> 00:33:59,944
Champions!
396
00:34:00,945 --> 00:34:03,079
Oh, yes, champions.
397
00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:08,083
They spend their days thinking,
sleeping, eating football.
398
00:34:08,085 --> 00:34:11,190
And I hardly think
the cavemen will be doing that.
399
00:34:12,623 --> 00:34:14,157
Rise and shine!
400
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,492
Training time!
401
00:34:24,936 --> 00:34:26,271
Ow!
402
00:34:27,438 --> 00:34:30,606
No, not like that.
403
00:34:31,577 --> 00:34:34,880
When I said "free kick,"
I meant of the ball.
404
00:34:35,347 --> 00:34:37,079
Sorry, Dug.
405
00:34:37,081 --> 00:34:39,215
Hognob, no!
406
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:45,454
Barry, where are you going?
No, don't wander off!
407
00:34:45,456 --> 00:34:47,188
Football's hard.
408
00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:49,958
Dug, my toe hurts!
409
00:34:54,132 --> 00:34:56,302
Grubup, drop it!
I told you,
410
00:34:57,568 --> 00:35:00,273
it's the only one we've got.
411
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,472
Come on, everyone!
412
00:35:02,474 --> 00:35:05,943
We should be able to do this.
No, don't... Don't sit down.
413
00:35:05,945 --> 00:35:07,914
Grubup no like football.
414
00:35:08,579 --> 00:35:10,981
Make Grubup hungry.
415
00:35:14,619 --> 00:35:16,288
Oh. Oh, ho-ho.
416
00:35:17,422 --> 00:35:20,159
Food. Yum!
417
00:35:30,202 --> 00:35:31,235
Huh?
418
00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:41,378
Oh...
419
00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:48,516
Duck! Duck!
420
00:35:48,518 --> 00:35:49,719
Huh?
421
00:35:49,722 --> 00:35:51,989
No! Duck!
422
00:35:54,059 --> 00:35:57,063
Look!
It's a giant man-eating mallard!
423
00:35:57,996 --> 00:35:59,065
Run away!
424
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,699
Huh?
425
00:36:38,735 --> 00:36:41,273
You haven't eaten
your primordial soup.
426
00:36:41,739 --> 00:36:43,175
Not really hungry.
427
00:36:44,675 --> 00:36:46,077
Oh...
428
00:36:46,610 --> 00:36:47,746
Huh?
429
00:36:56,387 --> 00:36:59,621
Dug, it's time to give up
this football lark
430
00:36:59,623 --> 00:37:01,456
for their sake.
431
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:03,396
They're just not capable of it.
432
00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,628
Don't you miss the valley,
Chief?
433
00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:09,331
The valley's gone now.
434
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,568
And we're better off
here in the Badlands
435
00:37:11,570 --> 00:37:13,302
than slaving down some mine.
436
00:37:13,304 --> 00:37:15,570
I mean, there's
the odd giant duck around,
437
00:37:15,572 --> 00:37:17,744
but at least
we're still together.
438
00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:19,842
We're still a tribe.
439
00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:22,110
But our ancestors
played football.
440
00:37:22,112 --> 00:37:24,146
We know they did.
441
00:37:24,148 --> 00:37:26,483
I still believe we can do this.
442
00:37:26,485 --> 00:37:28,516
With what?
443
00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:31,356
You haven't even got
a ball to play with.
444
00:37:37,228 --> 00:37:38,364
It's over.
445
00:37:45,871 --> 00:37:48,340
No. There's still time.
446
00:37:49,373 --> 00:37:50,543
Come on, Hognob.
447
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:12,661
Okay, Hognob. Hognob?
448
00:38:12,664 --> 00:38:13,800
Huh?
449
00:38:25,543 --> 00:38:27,143
Right.
450
00:38:27,146 --> 00:38:28,514
Let's go get some balls.
451
00:38:35,353 --> 00:38:36,355
Shh!
452
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,157
Shh!
453
00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:54,639
Ow!
454
00:38:58,909 --> 00:39:01,244
What strange magic is this?
455
00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:09,418
Hognob. You stay.
456
00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:10,755
I don't want
to attract attention.
457
00:39:13,391 --> 00:39:14,393
Huh?
458
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,793
What's all that
crashing around out there?
459
00:39:53,297 --> 00:39:54,664
Is that you, Stefano?
460
00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:56,264
Huh?
461
00:39:56,266 --> 00:39:58,434
Stop messing about
and get in here
462
00:39:58,436 --> 00:40:00,905
with those firm hands of yours.
463
00:40:03,342 --> 00:40:04,376
Uh...
464
00:40:06,911 --> 00:40:08,744
Come on, Stefano!
465
00:40:08,746 --> 00:40:10,882
It's time for my massage.
466
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:29,733
And the exciting
new signing
467
00:40:29,735 --> 00:40:31,902
picks the ball up
in the center circle.
468
00:40:33,338 --> 00:40:34,806
She beats one,
469
00:40:35,572 --> 00:40:36,905
nutmegs another,
470
00:40:36,907 --> 00:40:39,742
lobs it neatly over
the big fullback.
471
00:40:39,744 --> 00:40:41,577
She's going all the way.
472
00:40:41,579 --> 00:40:42,614
She shoots!
473
00:40:43,282 --> 00:40:44,746
She scores!
474
00:40:44,748 --> 00:40:46,547
Yeah!
475
00:40:46,550 --> 00:40:49,952
And the crowd goes wild!
476
00:40:49,954 --> 00:40:51,822
Goal!
477
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,007
Ah, I need this,
Stefano.
478
00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:14,476
I'm feeling stressed.
479
00:41:14,478 --> 00:41:16,945
An hardworking governor like me,
480
00:41:16,947 --> 00:41:19,983
stuck out in
this miserable wasteland?
481
00:41:19,985 --> 00:41:22,717
He deserves a few perks.
482
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,820
Simple pleasures
like fine food,
483
00:41:25,822 --> 00:41:30,425
a massage,
his own champion football team.
484
00:41:30,427 --> 00:41:32,664
Well, come on, chop-chop,
I haven't got all day.
485
00:41:34,931 --> 00:41:37,601
Oh, my tendons are like ropes.
486
00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:40,869
You can go the whole hog.
487
00:41:40,871 --> 00:41:41,873
Hmm?
488
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:48,010
You're that crazy caveman guy.
489
00:41:48,012 --> 00:41:49,878
The angry pan girl.
490
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,715
What are you doing here,
caveman?
491
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:54,516
This is the sacred turf.
No one's allowed here.
492
00:41:54,518 --> 00:41:56,054
- Balls.
- Huh?
493
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:58,119
I need balls.
494
00:41:58,121 --> 00:41:59,188
You came all this way
495
00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:02,460
and broke into the stadium
just to find some balls?
496
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,465
Wow.
You're pretty brave, caveman.
497
00:42:08,699 --> 00:42:10,065
And stupid.
498
00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:12,505
Actually,
more stupid than brave, really.
499
00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:14,739
Thanks.
500
00:42:15,739 --> 00:42:16,976
I'm Goona, by the way.
501
00:42:18,775 --> 00:42:19,842
Dug.
502
00:42:20,945 --> 00:42:23,045
Come on, I can help.
503
00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:25,784
Ahh, ohh, eee...
504
00:42:30,155 --> 00:42:31,853
That's good!
505
00:42:31,856 --> 00:42:33,059
Mmm.
506
00:42:35,025 --> 00:42:38,460
I don't know what
the Queen is worrying about.
507
00:42:38,463 --> 00:42:43,065
I mean, we all know
what losers cavemen are.
508
00:42:43,068 --> 00:42:46,539
Those Stone Age dolts couldn't
beat their own grandmothers.
509
00:42:47,103 --> 00:42:48,737
Brainless goons!
510
00:42:48,739 --> 00:42:50,539
Gormless halfwits!
511
00:42:52,043 --> 00:42:55,577
Stefano! Not so ham-fisted!
512
00:42:55,579 --> 00:42:57,545
In fact, enough massage.
513
00:42:57,547 --> 00:43:00,552
How about
some relaxing music instead?
514
00:43:03,655 --> 00:43:04,688
Huh?
515
00:43:08,693 --> 00:43:09,695
I envy you.
516
00:43:11,429 --> 00:43:12,896
- Me?
- The chance to play
517
00:43:12,898 --> 00:43:15,197
on that pitch, the sacred turf,
518
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:17,836
in front of thousands of fans!
519
00:43:19,503 --> 00:43:22,003
Well, maybe you will one day.
520
00:43:22,005 --> 00:43:24,543
You think they let girls play
for Real Bronzio?
521
00:43:25,577 --> 00:43:27,842
You really are crazy.
522
00:43:27,844 --> 00:43:29,677
Why do you think
I sneak in here?
523
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:31,784
Who is that?
524
00:43:32,516 --> 00:43:33,815
Scarper!
525
00:43:33,818 --> 00:43:36,018
Stop! Thieves!
526
00:43:36,021 --> 00:43:37,088
This way!
527
00:43:41,992 --> 00:43:43,492
They went that way!
528
00:43:43,494 --> 00:43:45,829
- Huh?
- No! That way!
529
00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:54,072
Give me those, quick!
530
00:44:00,878 --> 00:44:02,480
Ow!
531
00:44:03,581 --> 00:44:04,713
You're really good!
532
00:44:04,715 --> 00:44:05,717
Thanks!
533
00:44:06,918 --> 00:44:08,186
I do a lot of practice.
534
00:44:12,724 --> 00:44:14,956
Oh, I've just had
a great idea!
535
00:44:23,766 --> 00:44:25,804
Come on!
536
00:44:26,137 --> 00:44:27,139
Huh?
537
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:37,581
What on Earth's
got into you tonight, Stefano?
538
00:44:38,181 --> 00:44:40,648
- Stefano?
- Yes, sir?
539
00:44:40,650 --> 00:44:41,652
Huh?
540
00:44:57,068 --> 00:44:58,204
Hognob!
541
00:45:00,237 --> 00:45:02,541
Hognob, meet Goona.
Goona, Hognob.
542
00:45:03,641 --> 00:45:04,643
Hi, Hognob.
543
00:45:18,054 --> 00:45:20,023
Sire, are you all right?
544
00:45:20,025 --> 00:45:23,291
Of course I'm not all right,
you idiot!
545
00:45:23,293 --> 00:45:26,130
I've just been massaged
by a pig!
546
00:45:35,773 --> 00:45:37,072
Wake up, everyone.
547
00:45:37,074 --> 00:45:39,608
I want you all to meet someone.
548
00:45:39,610 --> 00:45:41,777
This is Goona.
549
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,146
Hi!
550
00:45:43,148 --> 00:45:45,179
And she's gonna help us
win the game.
551
00:45:45,181 --> 00:45:46,983
- Oh.
- Why would she do that?
552
00:45:46,985 --> 00:45:49,251
She gets to play
on the sacred turf
553
00:45:49,253 --> 00:45:51,018
in front of thousands of fans.
554
00:45:51,021 --> 00:45:52,353
Whoa.
555
00:45:52,356 --> 00:45:53,989
Glad to be on board.
556
00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:56,724
So what formation
do you normally play?
557
00:45:56,726 --> 00:45:59,128
Um... Formation?
558
00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:01,797
4-4-2 or 4-3-3?
559
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,898
Who's your sweeper?
560
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:03,998
Um...
561
00:46:04,001 --> 00:46:05,333
Do you man-mark
or play zonally?
562
00:46:05,335 --> 00:46:06,936
Uh...
563
00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:09,371
We just kick the ball about
and chase it.
564
00:46:11,376 --> 00:46:14,309
You think you can beat
Real Bronzio
565
00:46:14,311 --> 00:46:16,114
just by chasing a ball around?
566
00:46:17,313 --> 00:46:19,251
You need to know
what you're up against.
567
00:46:23,021 --> 00:46:26,054
This is Jurgend, the captain.
568
00:46:26,056 --> 00:46:28,025
Best goal-scorer
in the known world.
569
00:46:29,659 --> 00:46:31,293
- Knows it too.
- Ha!
570
00:46:31,295 --> 00:46:34,030
Their winger,
Lightning Hammer.
571
00:46:34,032 --> 00:46:36,831
Never strikes twice
in the same place.
572
00:46:39,302 --> 00:46:42,003
Midfield dynamo
Qwik Wun Tu.
573
00:46:42,005 --> 00:46:43,804
He can kick faster
than you can think.
574
00:46:45,342 --> 00:46:47,346
Fullback,
Gonad the Gaul.
575
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,684
No one gets past his tackle.
576
00:46:52,949 --> 00:46:56,351
- Oh!
- Aw, Mum!
577
00:46:56,353 --> 00:46:57,621
Make no mistake.
578
00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:01,889
These are the best players
bronze can buy.
579
00:47:01,891 --> 00:47:07,728
They're like ginormous
great big footballing giants!
580
00:47:07,731 --> 00:47:10,768
Oh, there's no way we can beat
such a great team.
581
00:47:11,802 --> 00:47:13,235
They may be great,
582
00:47:13,237 --> 00:47:15,239
but what they're not is a team.
583
00:47:17,175 --> 00:47:18,940
They're 11 players
584
00:47:18,943 --> 00:47:21,043
who each think they're the star.
585
00:47:21,045 --> 00:47:22,744
That's their weakness.
586
00:47:22,746 --> 00:47:25,112
And that's how
you can beat them.
587
00:47:25,114 --> 00:47:26,851
- Oh.
- Hmm.
588
00:47:27,918 --> 00:47:29,385
Goona's right.
589
00:47:29,387 --> 00:47:32,054
They may be better
players than us,
590
00:47:32,056 --> 00:47:34,222
but we have something
they don't.
591
00:47:34,224 --> 00:47:36,224
- Huh?
- Moss?
592
00:47:36,226 --> 00:47:38,193
No, Barry, not moss.
593
00:47:38,195 --> 00:47:40,396
We've got each other.
594
00:47:40,398 --> 00:47:44,936
And if we work together,
then maybe we can do this.
595
00:47:47,804 --> 00:47:50,273
Right. We've got
a lot of hard work to do.
596
00:47:50,275 --> 00:47:52,440
And we haven't even got
a full team.
597
00:47:52,443 --> 00:47:54,208
Oh, oh!
598
00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:55,246
What's going on?
599
00:47:56,146 --> 00:47:58,079
Oh, Chief, this is Goona,
600
00:47:58,081 --> 00:47:59,880
and she's going to
help us win the game.
601
00:47:59,882 --> 00:48:02,016
I thought we're done
with football.
602
00:48:02,018 --> 00:48:05,021
Not now you've turned up.
You're in the team.
603
00:48:06,157 --> 00:48:08,327
I'm not playing.
I'm an old man.
604
00:48:09,193 --> 00:48:10,992
I'm nearly 32.
605
00:48:10,994 --> 00:48:12,393
Okay, that is old.
606
00:48:12,396 --> 00:48:14,795
- Go in goal.
- Ow!
607
00:48:14,797 --> 00:48:16,764
Right, well,
that's settled, then.
608
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:19,467
Now, where's
your training facilities?
609
00:48:19,469 --> 00:48:21,869
Real Bronzio have the very best.
610
00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:24,371
And all we've got is
611
00:48:24,373 --> 00:48:27,842
the Badlands.
612
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:32,284
Three, two, one.
613
00:48:33,485 --> 00:48:35,186
This way, everyone!
614
00:48:36,786 --> 00:48:38,920
Wait! What? Oh!
What are you doing?
615
00:48:38,922 --> 00:48:40,458
That way, everyone!
616
00:48:52,835 --> 00:48:54,802
Ow! Ah! Ooh!
617
00:48:54,804 --> 00:48:56,407
This is a bit dangerous.
618
00:49:03,947 --> 00:49:05,182
What are you... What the...
619
00:49:12,090 --> 00:49:14,389
Eh? Well, I'll be...
620
00:49:14,391 --> 00:49:15,425
Okay. Pass and move.
621
00:49:15,427 --> 00:49:17,858
It's very important
that you pass and move.
622
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:20,264
But whatever happens,
keep your formation.
623
00:49:40,885 --> 00:49:42,487
Oh! Oh!
624
00:49:50,893 --> 00:49:51,963
Ooh!
625
00:49:59,969 --> 00:50:02,070
Nice one, Asbo!
That's it!
626
00:50:02,072 --> 00:50:03,875
Everyone working together!
627
00:50:14,351 --> 00:50:16,318
Ugh! This is all I need.
628
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,088
You found these
in the primitives' valley?
629
00:50:19,090 --> 00:50:22,224
It seems their ancestors
were playing football
630
00:50:22,226 --> 00:50:24,425
centuries before we were.
631
00:50:24,427 --> 00:50:27,329
The Queen must not find out
about this, all right?
632
00:50:29,132 --> 00:50:30,235
Delivering message!
633
00:50:30,869 --> 00:50:32,233
Oh, no.
634
00:50:32,235 --> 00:50:34,302
"What's this
635
00:50:34,304 --> 00:50:37,005
"I hear about the savages
636
00:50:37,007 --> 00:50:41,208
"playing football
centuries before we were?"
637
00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:43,311
Ow! Ow! I didn't know! Ow!
638
00:50:43,313 --> 00:50:47,983
"And my spies tell me
they're getting better.
639
00:50:47,985 --> 00:50:49,820
- Ow!
- "Training every day!"
640
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:52,119
Ow! Ow! Ow!
641
00:50:52,121 --> 00:50:57,458
"You better not screw it up,
Nooth, or else,
642
00:50:59,563 --> 00:51:03,297
"I'll tell you who'll be
going down the mine.
643
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:04,498
"You will!"
644
00:51:05,637 --> 00:51:07,668
This has gone far enough.
645
00:51:07,670 --> 00:51:09,304
They're Stone Age brutes.
646
00:51:09,306 --> 00:51:10,972
They live in caves.
647
00:51:10,974 --> 00:51:13,440
They eat mud! No.
648
00:51:13,443 --> 00:51:15,443
I need to shut them down.
649
00:51:15,445 --> 00:51:19,179
Mess with their
tiny cavemen minds.
650
00:51:19,181 --> 00:51:21,983
Brilliant! How do we do that?
651
00:51:21,985 --> 00:51:23,083
I don't know.
652
00:51:23,085 --> 00:51:25,655
The answer isn't just going
to walk in the door.
653
00:51:30,393 --> 00:51:32,460
Sire,
we've found something else
654
00:51:32,463 --> 00:51:34,628
down in the new mine
in the valley.
655
00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:36,998
We've made a copy
for your inspection.
656
00:51:37,001 --> 00:51:38,369
Oh! Ow!
657
00:51:48,978 --> 00:51:51,282
That's perfect.
658
00:51:51,681 --> 00:51:52,949
Mmm.
659
00:51:58,621 --> 00:51:59,623
Hognob.
660
00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:06,427
Whoa! Great save, Chief!
661
00:52:06,429 --> 00:52:09,601
You know, we may just
stand a chance tomorrow.
662
00:52:10,233 --> 00:52:11,369
A small chance,
663
00:52:12,101 --> 00:52:13,168
but a chance.
664
00:52:13,170 --> 00:52:16,472
If our ancestors did it,
so can we.
665
00:52:16,474 --> 00:52:20,074
Hey, hey, not bad for 32, eh?
666
00:52:20,077 --> 00:52:21,643
I never thought
I'd say this, Dug,
667
00:52:21,646 --> 00:52:23,579
but we're pretty good.
668
00:52:23,581 --> 00:52:25,679
Oi, oi, oi! That's mine.
669
00:52:29,353 --> 00:52:30,454
I've got it.
670
00:52:45,469 --> 00:52:47,601
Soon be home.
671
00:52:47,603 --> 00:52:49,106
Huh?
672
00:52:52,141 --> 00:52:53,244
Huh?
673
00:52:54,012 --> 00:52:55,045
No!
674
00:52:59,382 --> 00:53:01,016
What are you doing?
675
00:53:01,018 --> 00:53:02,186
Let me go!
676
00:53:03,588 --> 00:53:06,655
Calm down, caveman.
677
00:53:06,657 --> 00:53:09,592
I just wanted you
to see our new mine.
678
00:53:11,496 --> 00:53:15,231
After all, you'll soon be digging
lots of bronze out of it.
679
00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:18,465
Oh, we're not going down
any mine, mammoth-mouth.
680
00:53:18,467 --> 00:53:20,402
Ah, yes.
681
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:22,737
Because you're
great footballers,
682
00:53:22,739 --> 00:53:25,242
just like your ancestors.
683
00:53:26,177 --> 00:53:28,777
You... You know about them?
684
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:32,516
Bronze is not all
we found down here.
685
00:53:47,431 --> 00:53:49,199
What... What...
686
00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:53,635
More cave paintings?
687
00:53:53,637 --> 00:53:55,106
Yes.
688
00:53:56,172 --> 00:53:59,610
Only these ones tell
the whole story.
689
00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:06,547
You see, your ancestors
did not just play football.
690
00:54:06,550 --> 00:54:08,253
They invented the game.
691
00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,291
You even taught
other tribes how to play.
692
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,525
But you had one problem.
693
00:54:18,527 --> 00:54:21,530
No matter how hard you tried,
694
00:54:21,532 --> 00:54:25,070
you just always ended up losing,
695
00:54:26,204 --> 00:54:28,235
match after match,
696
00:54:28,237 --> 00:54:30,041
game after game.
697
00:54:31,541 --> 00:54:34,813
In fact, after many, many moons,
698
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:40,114
you just gave up altogether.
699
00:54:40,117 --> 00:54:42,851
It was all too painful for you.
700
00:54:42,853 --> 00:54:47,559
It turns out your tribe
were totally crap at football.
701
00:54:48,559 --> 00:54:50,592
You're losers, caveman.
702
00:54:50,594 --> 00:54:52,494
Always have been.
703
00:54:52,496 --> 00:54:53,896
Always will be.
704
00:54:53,898 --> 00:54:55,496
No.
705
00:54:55,498 --> 00:54:57,867
No, it can't be true.
706
00:54:57,869 --> 00:54:59,467
Do you really believe
707
00:54:59,469 --> 00:55:01,139
you can beat us tomorrow?
708
00:55:01,838 --> 00:55:03,539
Face it, caveman.
709
00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:07,344
You and your tribe,
you just don't have it in you.
710
00:55:08,813 --> 00:55:11,650
But I'm willing
to offer you a deal.
711
00:55:12,882 --> 00:55:14,619
A way out.
712
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,686
Time to turn in.
Big day tomorrow.
713
00:55:19,688 --> 00:55:21,389
- Come on, Treebor!
- Night, Goona!
714
00:55:21,391 --> 00:55:23,224
Can I sleep
in me football kit?
715
00:55:23,226 --> 00:55:25,362
- Night, everyone!
- Night, everyone!
716
00:55:26,731 --> 00:55:27,731
Huh?
717
00:55:31,568 --> 00:55:33,434
Think it over, caveman,
718
00:55:33,436 --> 00:55:35,704
because the mine is waiting
719
00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:38,476
for you and
your primitive friends.
720
00:55:53,322 --> 00:55:55,523
Oh! Me arm hurts!
721
00:55:55,525 --> 00:55:56,958
Oh!
722
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,927
Where are you, Mum?
723
00:56:00,831 --> 00:56:04,400
You idiot!
What have you done?
724
00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:07,768
At the end of the day,
725
00:56:07,771 --> 00:56:10,472
we're just
a rabbit-hunting tribe.
726
00:56:10,474 --> 00:56:12,440
I'm sorry, Chief!
727
00:56:12,443 --> 00:56:14,675
I didn't mean
for this to happen.
728
00:56:14,677 --> 00:56:16,643
Bobnar, you've got
to believe me!
729
00:56:21,351 --> 00:56:22,550
Huh?
730
00:56:22,552 --> 00:56:24,253
Oh, Hognob!
731
00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:30,224
Oh!
732
00:56:30,226 --> 00:56:32,597
My dear old hoggy friend.
733
00:56:36,534 --> 00:56:38,168
What if I'm wrong?
734
00:56:39,704 --> 00:56:41,436
What if Chief was right
all along?
735
00:56:41,438 --> 00:56:42,472
Huh?
736
00:56:42,474 --> 00:56:46,643
What if we are just
a tribe of rabbit-hunters?
737
00:56:47,945 --> 00:56:49,244
Uh...
738
00:56:49,246 --> 00:56:50,514
Forgive me, Hognob.
739
00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,880
But I've got a deal to make.
740
00:56:53,882 --> 00:56:55,786
I've got to save the tribe.
741
00:57:05,396 --> 00:57:07,599
Huh?
742
00:57:20,878 --> 00:57:24,780
Get your cuddly caveman here!
Before they go extinct!
743
00:57:24,782 --> 00:57:26,347
One hundred schnookels!
744
00:57:26,349 --> 00:57:27,782
One hundred schnookels!
745
00:57:27,784 --> 00:57:31,018
Voluntary contribution.
Everyone has to pay.
746
00:57:31,021 --> 00:57:32,588
One hundred schnookels!
747
00:57:32,590 --> 00:57:35,291
- It has doubled!
- Voluntary contribution!
748
00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:37,559
- Everyone has to pay.
- This is outrageous!
749
00:57:37,561 --> 00:57:40,360
Have you got change
for a dinner plate?
750
00:57:42,465 --> 00:57:45,032
It's all going
to plan, Dino.
751
00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:48,802
Ooh. I love you,
little bronze coin.
752
00:57:48,804 --> 00:57:50,606
Hello!
753
00:57:50,608 --> 00:57:53,775
I love you. I love you too.
And you too.
754
00:57:53,777 --> 00:57:55,443
Nooth!
755
00:57:55,445 --> 00:57:57,311
What are you doing?
756
00:57:57,313 --> 00:57:59,715
Ugh. Not that stupid
old bird again.
757
00:57:59,717 --> 00:58:02,483
Tell Chef to boil it up
in a cassoulet.
758
00:58:03,853 --> 00:58:06,387
"Stupid old bird"?
759
00:58:07,757 --> 00:58:09,757
"Cassoulet"?
760
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,795
Oh!
Your Majesty!
761
00:58:13,797 --> 00:58:15,934
Why, this is an unexpected
762
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:19,001
pleasure.
763
00:58:19,003 --> 00:58:22,637
Thought I'd come
to this caveman game myself.
764
00:58:22,639 --> 00:58:24,739
And have a little nose.
765
00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:27,478
A great honor,
Your Majesty.
766
00:58:29,447 --> 00:58:30,878
And you have to say,
Brian,
767
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:35,516
Real Bronzio's manager
is on the back foot.
768
00:58:35,518 --> 00:58:37,552
Oh, it's a terrible
start for the lad, Bryan.
769
00:58:37,554 --> 00:58:39,588
Terrible. I mean, just awful.
770
00:58:39,590 --> 00:58:42,422
I put it down
to pre-match nerves.
771
00:58:42,425 --> 00:58:43,958
You're not wrong there, Brian.
772
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,431
I've brought
my royal commentators with me.
773
00:58:47,864 --> 00:58:48,867
Sit!
774
00:58:49,632 --> 00:58:51,465
Right.
775
00:58:51,467 --> 00:58:54,668
Well, let's start the fun,
shall we?
776
00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:57,507
Bring out
the Stone Age challengers!
777
00:59:08,650 --> 00:59:11,119
What? Where are you taking me?
778
00:59:11,121 --> 00:59:13,657
What on Earth are
you playing at?
779
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:24,835
Oh, Dug.
780
00:59:39,717 --> 00:59:43,755
Who challenge the champions?
781
00:59:46,054 --> 00:59:49,824
You'll leave
my people alone as agreed?
782
00:59:49,827 --> 00:59:52,030
Yes, just say the words.
783
00:59:54,197 --> 00:59:55,762
Not me.
784
00:59:57,065 --> 00:59:59,434
I forfeit the game
785
00:59:59,436 --> 01:00:02,070
and volunteer myself
for the mines.
786
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,376
And?
787
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:07,844
And our valley
788
01:00:08,911 --> 01:00:10,143
is yours.
789
01:00:10,146 --> 01:00:11,746
My goodness!
790
01:00:11,748 --> 01:00:13,617
Have the cavemen caved?
791
01:00:14,184 --> 01:00:17,119
Oh! So it seems.
792
01:00:17,121 --> 01:00:20,155
How very disappointing.
793
01:00:20,157 --> 01:00:24,427
Everyone, go home!
There is no game.
794
01:00:25,527 --> 01:00:28,728
Apologies
for the inconvenience.
795
01:00:28,731 --> 01:00:30,898
Tell the staff,
no refunds.
796
01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:33,135
Fowl! Fowl!
797
01:00:33,137 --> 01:00:36,838
Foul? No one's even playing,
you silly slap-head!
798
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,742
No, fowl!
799
01:00:56,726 --> 01:00:58,025
Well, Brian,
800
01:00:58,027 --> 01:01:00,731
it looks like the Stone Age
team have just flown in.
801
01:01:02,197 --> 01:01:03,297
That's right, Bryan.
802
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:06,032
They're definitely looking
good in the air!
803
01:01:06,034 --> 01:01:07,472
See what I did there?
804
01:01:08,771 --> 01:01:10,103
Oh, goodie.
805
01:01:10,106 --> 01:01:12,739
Seems there is a game
after all.
806
01:01:38,702 --> 01:01:40,534
Gonna start without us, Dug?
807
01:01:40,536 --> 01:01:43,003
Chief,
we can't play this game.
808
01:01:43,005 --> 01:01:45,572
What, because of
a few paintings?
809
01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:48,943
So you know about
those terrible pictures?
810
01:01:48,945 --> 01:01:50,143
They are terrible.
811
01:01:50,146 --> 01:01:52,313
I can draw better than that.
812
01:01:52,315 --> 01:01:54,052
But that's all they are.
813
01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:55,887
Pictures.
814
01:01:58,088 --> 01:01:59,657
It's this lot that counts.
815
01:02:00,556 --> 01:02:02,291
You were right, Dug.
816
01:02:02,293 --> 01:02:05,092
I thought
we were just rabbit-hunters.
817
01:02:05,094 --> 01:02:06,893
Well, not anymore.
818
01:02:06,896 --> 01:02:09,195
You've shown me that.
819
01:02:09,197 --> 01:02:11,666
Who's playing with Dug
820
01:02:11,668 --> 01:02:13,166
for the valley?
821
01:02:13,168 --> 01:02:15,273
Champion.
822
01:02:16,572 --> 01:02:18,976
It's what Mr. Rock
would've wanted.
823
01:02:28,717 --> 01:02:32,652
We challenge the champions!
824
01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:37,094
Your funeral, caveman!
825
01:02:41,731 --> 01:02:44,666
This may be
an uneven contest, Brian,
826
01:02:44,668 --> 01:02:47,068
but let's hope
it's at least entertaining.
827
01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:49,206
Ha! Let's get this done.
828
01:02:55,844 --> 01:02:56,880
What?
829
01:02:58,313 --> 01:03:00,114
Let's do it!
830
01:03:00,117 --> 01:03:01,686
Oh! Well, this is interesting.
831
01:03:03,286 --> 01:03:05,085
Hey, Hügelgraber!
832
01:03:05,088 --> 01:03:07,659
Wake up!
833
01:03:08,391 --> 01:03:09,927
Very interesting!
834
01:03:14,664 --> 01:03:15,829
Huh?
835
01:03:22,405 --> 01:03:24,773
I don't believe it,
836
01:03:24,775 --> 01:03:27,074
Bryan! The Stone Age team
837
01:03:27,077 --> 01:03:29,581
have caught
their opponents napping.
838
01:03:31,347 --> 01:03:34,949
Beginners' luck, Your Majesty.
839
01:03:34,952 --> 01:03:35,954
Hmph.
840
01:03:38,755 --> 01:03:40,320
Bad move, caveman.
841
01:03:40,322 --> 01:03:42,025
Now you've just made us mad.
842
01:03:46,329 --> 01:03:47,396
Oh!
843
01:03:47,398 --> 01:03:48,829
Yay!
844
01:03:48,831 --> 01:03:50,831
And normal service
is restored!
845
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:54,300
Jurgend! Jurgend!
846
01:03:54,302 --> 01:03:55,938
Let's see the replay,
Bryan.
847
01:03:57,974 --> 01:04:00,242
Ooh, ja, kick!
848
01:04:00,244 --> 01:04:02,275
Yay! Goal!
849
01:04:02,277 --> 01:04:04,378
You can't argue
with the puppets, Bryan.
850
01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:05,945
Kissy-kissy!
Hug, hug, hug!
851
01:04:05,947 --> 01:04:08,150
Aye,
the puppets don't lie, Brian.
852
01:04:09,952 --> 01:04:12,052
Oh!
853
01:04:12,054 --> 01:04:13,920
Oh! Ah,
and that's a goal.
854
01:04:13,922 --> 01:04:15,356
That's two.
855
01:04:15,358 --> 01:04:16,425
Real Bronzio are in
856
01:04:16,427 --> 01:04:18,726
- no mood to compromise.
- Goal!
857
01:04:18,728 --> 01:04:20,797
Never mind. Come on, everyone!
858
01:04:23,032 --> 01:04:24,635
Boo!
859
01:04:29,438 --> 01:04:31,237
And surely,
that's settled it.
860
01:04:33,943 --> 01:04:35,976
Yay!
861
01:04:40,483 --> 01:04:43,784
Well, it's halftime,
Bryan, and Real Bronzio
862
01:04:43,786 --> 01:04:45,454
are dominating this match.
863
01:04:45,456 --> 01:04:48,054
♪ You're going down the mine!
864
01:04:48,056 --> 01:04:50,190
♪ You're going down the mine! ♪
865
01:04:50,193 --> 01:04:53,893
The only place we're going
is back to the valley.
866
01:04:53,896 --> 01:04:55,496
Now come on, everyone!
867
01:04:55,498 --> 01:04:57,300
Let's show them what we've got!
868
01:05:07,510 --> 01:05:09,213
Remember your training, Eemak!
869
01:05:24,061 --> 01:05:26,393
Nice one, Eemak! That's it!
870
01:05:26,396 --> 01:05:29,396
Goodness me, it looks
like a caveman counterattack.
871
01:05:29,398 --> 01:05:31,735
Come on, then.
Let's see your tackle.
872
01:05:35,170 --> 01:05:36,407
Great work, Magma!
873
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,005
Hey, hey!
874
01:05:40,309 --> 01:05:41,943
What was that?
875
01:05:41,945 --> 01:05:44,244
Oh-ho!
Unorthodox, Bryan,
876
01:05:44,246 --> 01:05:45,416
but effective.
877
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:49,382
- This is unprecedented!
- Yay!
878
01:05:49,385 --> 01:05:51,253
I can't remember any side
879
01:05:51,255 --> 01:05:54,123
scoring two goals
against Real Bronzio.
880
01:05:56,559 --> 01:05:58,858
Oh, you fool.
What were you playing at?
881
01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:00,195
You silly, stupid...
882
01:06:00,197 --> 01:06:03,197
Idiot! Do I have to do
everything around here?
883
01:06:03,199 --> 01:06:04,998
Caveman coming through!
884
01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:07,804
Nibbles, Your Majesty?
885
01:06:08,938 --> 01:06:10,070
Stuff your nibbles!
886
01:06:10,072 --> 01:06:11,907
Well, Real Bronzio,
887
01:06:11,909 --> 01:06:14,110
they just don't know what's
hit them, they really don't.
888
01:06:20,983 --> 01:06:24,385
Oh-ho! The Stone Age team
is really coming together, Bryan.
889
01:06:24,387 --> 01:06:27,454
You're not wrong,
Brian. It's like early man
890
01:06:27,456 --> 01:06:30,291
united. That's another joke
there, Brian.
891
01:06:30,293 --> 01:06:32,425
Oh, look at this!
892
01:06:32,427 --> 01:06:35,128
The Stone Age striker
beats one,
893
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:36,833
nutmegs another...
894
01:06:38,568 --> 01:06:40,367
All yours, Goona!
895
01:06:40,369 --> 01:06:41,371
Hmm.
896
01:06:42,472 --> 01:06:44,108
She's going all the way.
897
01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,909
She shoots.
898
01:06:48,911 --> 01:06:50,047
She scores!
899
01:06:52,416 --> 01:06:54,983
The crowd are going wild!
900
01:06:54,985 --> 01:06:58,052
- And who can blame them?
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
901
01:06:59,422 --> 01:07:00,320
Wait a minute!
902
01:07:00,322 --> 01:07:02,590
She shouldn't even be
on the pitch.
903
01:07:02,592 --> 01:07:04,358
And why not?
904
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,126
Because she's a...
905
01:07:08,297 --> 01:07:10,434
A great player!
906
01:07:11,199 --> 01:07:12,967
You lot!
907
01:07:12,969 --> 01:07:14,601
Get your act together!
908
01:07:14,603 --> 01:07:18,342
Unless you want to be suspended
for the rest of the season.
909
01:07:18,641 --> 01:07:19,876
Play on!
910
01:07:25,313 --> 01:07:27,081
Hmm...
911
01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:28,418
- Psst. Dino! Dino!
- Eh?
912
01:07:30,585 --> 01:07:34,391
- Have you got your rule book handy?
- Of course.
913
01:07:35,559 --> 01:07:38,360
Good. Because
I'm throwing it at you.
914
01:07:38,628 --> 01:07:39,963
Eh?
915
01:07:43,099 --> 01:07:44,666
Come on, everyone.
916
01:07:44,668 --> 01:07:47,434
One last goal
will take us home.
917
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,938
Dino is having a lie-down.
918
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:53,043
I am the new ref.
919
01:07:54,177 --> 01:07:55,976
Well, that's not fair!
920
01:07:55,978 --> 01:07:57,244
Oh, isn't it?
921
01:07:57,246 --> 01:07:58,914
Let's ask the new ref.
922
01:07:58,916 --> 01:08:00,581
Ref, is it fair?
923
01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:03,050
Oh, yes, it's totally fair.
924
01:08:03,052 --> 01:08:04,487
Okay. Play on!
925
01:08:05,454 --> 01:08:08,425
It's injury time. Understand?
926
01:08:16,599 --> 01:08:18,969
- Ooh!
- Oh, that's not cricket, Bryan.
927
01:08:19,936 --> 01:08:21,100
Whatever cricket is.
928
01:08:21,103 --> 01:08:23,203
Nothing to see there. Play on.
929
01:08:25,207 --> 01:08:27,408
- No!
- I didn't see anything.
930
01:08:27,411 --> 01:08:29,346
No foul! Play on!
931
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,314
No, no. Get up. Play on.
932
01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:38,255
Oh, that's
way below the belt.
933
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,065
Chief!
934
01:08:52,068 --> 01:08:54,070
Oh, caveman down,
Brian!
935
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,247
Oh, my leg! Oh, my leg!
936
01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:09,350
Hurts so bad!
937
01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:11,252
Penalty!
938
01:09:11,253 --> 01:09:13,457
Jurgend should get
a prize for acting.
939
01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,556
Chief? Chief?
940
01:09:16,559 --> 01:09:18,760
Ha! I soon have it fixed.
941
01:09:18,761 --> 01:09:20,560
Oh, great.
942
01:09:20,563 --> 01:09:22,662
Um... Huh?
943
01:09:22,664 --> 01:09:25,033
Ha. There. Good job.
944
01:09:25,034 --> 01:09:27,533
Come on,
that was never a penalty!
945
01:09:27,536 --> 01:09:29,636
Fine.
Check the replay.
946
01:09:29,637 --> 01:09:32,238
Oh, kick, ahh! Referee!
947
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,707
Oh, my leg! My leg!
948
01:09:33,710 --> 01:09:36,644
Oh, no, the crocodile!
949
01:09:36,645 --> 01:09:39,412
Snack, snack, snack.
950
01:09:39,414 --> 01:09:41,349
Oh, terrible foul!
951
01:09:41,350 --> 01:09:43,149
Beating him with sausages!
952
01:09:43,152 --> 01:09:45,787
Shame on you.
Definite penalty.
953
01:09:48,759 --> 01:09:53,560
A draw is just not good enough
for the primitive part-timers, Bryan.
954
01:09:53,561 --> 01:09:54,796
And now this.
955
01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:57,399
A Real Bronzio penalty
956
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,068
in the dying moments
of the match.
957
01:10:00,069 --> 01:10:03,306
Aye, and the goalie
looks in a bad way too.
958
01:10:06,609 --> 01:10:08,445
Dug...
959
01:10:08,744 --> 01:10:10,543
Chief?
960
01:10:10,546 --> 01:10:14,117
I spent my whole life
hunting rabbits.
961
01:10:16,485 --> 01:10:17,755
I held you back.
962
01:10:19,422 --> 01:10:20,557
I'm sorry.
963
01:10:21,557 --> 01:10:24,427
I'm so...
964
01:10:29,198 --> 01:10:30,265
Chief?
965
01:10:31,634 --> 01:10:34,104
Chief!
966
01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:39,376
Huh?
967
01:10:45,614 --> 01:10:47,079
Dug,
968
01:10:47,082 --> 01:10:51,717
I don't mean to worry you, but what
are we going to do for a goalie?
969
01:11:03,699 --> 01:11:05,036
Hognob?
970
01:11:08,104 --> 01:11:09,172
Okay!
971
01:11:12,576 --> 01:11:16,346
My word. Is that a pig
they just put in goal?
972
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:20,613
Have to say that's rather rash.
973
01:11:20,615 --> 01:11:23,118
- Rasher. Do you get it? Bacon.
- Mmm.
974
01:11:23,119 --> 01:11:25,551
I've never missed a penalty.
975
01:11:25,554 --> 01:11:29,591
Not against a pig anyway.
976
01:11:29,592 --> 01:11:31,324
And it looks like
it's all over
977
01:11:31,327 --> 01:11:34,729
for this plucky band
of knuckle-grazers, Bryan.
978
01:11:34,730 --> 01:11:36,395
A great effort,
979
01:11:36,398 --> 01:11:39,135
but, in the end,
it wasn't quite enough.
980
01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:48,578
Say goodbye
to your valley, caveman.
981
01:11:49,778 --> 01:11:51,546
Come on, Hognob.
982
01:11:51,547 --> 01:11:52,682
You can do it.
983
01:12:17,405 --> 01:12:18,939
He's got
a trotter to it!
984
01:12:21,644 --> 01:12:23,877
It's still
in play, Brian.
985
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:30,350
Dug. Dug!
986
01:12:30,353 --> 01:12:33,323
You were always
a mammoth-hunter!
987
01:12:34,757 --> 01:12:36,756
Dug! Over here!
988
01:12:36,759 --> 01:12:39,194
Go hunt mammoth!
989
01:12:40,896 --> 01:12:42,899
Everyone! Give me a hand!
990
01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:45,869
My ball!
991
01:12:53,442 --> 01:12:56,179
Don't crowd me!
992
01:13:16,865 --> 01:13:20,466
That is an amazing goal!
993
01:13:20,469 --> 01:13:22,505
Yay!
994
01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:27,373
Look at that.
995
01:13:27,376 --> 01:13:29,842
The giant duck is on the pitch.
996
01:13:29,845 --> 01:13:31,347
He thinks it's all over.
997
01:13:37,554 --> 01:13:38,756
It is now!
998
01:13:45,694 --> 01:13:47,530
Is this as good
as you imagined?
999
01:13:48,030 --> 01:13:49,365
No.
1000
01:13:50,798 --> 01:13:52,033
It's better!
1001
01:13:52,034 --> 01:13:53,304
Yeah!
1002
01:13:58,740 --> 01:14:01,377
Well done, my old hoggy friend!
1003
01:14:01,744 --> 01:14:03,310
You cheat!
1004
01:14:03,311 --> 01:14:06,248
You are a disgrace to football!
1005
01:14:07,951 --> 01:14:09,353
Oh!
1006
01:14:16,492 --> 01:14:17,623
Hmm?
1007
01:14:17,626 --> 01:14:18,761
Good game.
1008
01:14:21,997 --> 01:14:23,765
Ja.
1009
01:14:23,766 --> 01:14:25,702
Well played, caveman.
1010
01:14:26,835 --> 01:14:27,971
So...
1011
01:14:28,436 --> 01:14:29,738
Huh?
1012
01:14:29,739 --> 01:14:34,377
You've reminded us how the
beautiful game should be played.
1013
01:14:36,345 --> 01:14:39,314
As for Lord Nooth...
1014
01:14:39,315 --> 01:14:42,685
Nooth? Nooth! Where is that...
1015
01:14:43,585 --> 01:14:46,021
- Rat!
- Yes, quite!
1016
01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:50,992
Guards!
1017
01:14:50,993 --> 01:14:53,730
Apprehend that rodent!
1018
01:14:54,730 --> 01:14:56,829
So long, suckers!
1019
01:14:56,832 --> 01:14:58,099
My word, Bryan.
1020
01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:00,033
That schnookel-grabbing
scoundrel
1021
01:15:00,036 --> 01:15:01,904
is making off
with the profits!
1022
01:15:02,538 --> 01:15:03,738
After you.
1023
01:15:03,739 --> 01:15:05,506
Aye,
but will he get away?
1024
01:15:07,476 --> 01:15:09,813
- Oh, superb shot!
- And a rebound!
1025
01:15:10,779 --> 01:15:11,779
Oh, that got him!
1026
01:15:11,780 --> 01:15:14,881
Aye, Nooth is on
the back foot now, Brian.
1027
01:15:14,884 --> 01:15:17,417
Quite literally.
1028
01:15:21,657 --> 01:15:22,756
Look at that.
1029
01:15:22,759 --> 01:15:25,126
- Caught by the old bill.
- Oh, Bryan,
1030
01:15:25,127 --> 01:15:27,497
that's comedy bronze.
Well done, my friend.
1031
01:15:36,672 --> 01:15:38,939
No! My lovely schnookels!
1032
01:15:45,381 --> 01:15:46,783
Yay!
1033
01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:49,716
Oh, refund.
1034
01:15:49,719 --> 01:15:52,855
That should remind him
of the pecking order, eh?
1035
01:15:53,454 --> 01:15:54,520
Yeah.
1036
01:15:54,523 --> 01:15:56,922
Oh, and, caveman,
1037
01:15:56,925 --> 01:15:59,929
I think this is yours.
1038
01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:13,474
Symbol of a game sent
from heaven.
1039
01:16:13,475 --> 01:16:15,475
Thank you, Your...
1040
01:16:15,478 --> 01:16:18,412
Bronze Chiefness.
1041
01:16:18,414 --> 01:16:21,652
And now, I believe
it's time you went home,
1042
01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,457
to your valley.
1043
01:16:33,494 --> 01:16:34,997
We're going home.
1044
01:16:48,811 --> 01:16:50,713
Oh, hey!
1045
01:17:49,992 --> 01:17:54,992
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