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I'd just popped in for a quick shop.
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Two minutes, in and out.
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All I needed was milk and tea bags
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and a packet of AA batteries.
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It was a Tuesday, 6.30,
and that's when I saw her.
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I thought, "That's her."
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"That's who I'm going to
spend my whole life with."
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What's she look like?
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She's not your sort of beautiful,
but I think she's lovely.
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Past the sell-by.
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But you might never see her again.
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Oh, I've seen her loads.
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I go back every Tuesday between
6.30 and 6.45, and there she is.
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- How many times have you done that?
- 15.
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I love her.
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Banana!
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_
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She's got a wedding ring, but
that doesn't mean anything.
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She's old enough to be divorced.
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Then again, I reckon
there must be someone else,
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cos the amount of toilet paper she buys,
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that's got to be enough for two,
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- unless she's got problems.
- Oh, my God!
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- You've worked out her shitting patterns.
- I told you, I love her.
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But this envelope, it was
like an internal envelope,
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like the ones you get at
Clement's, but this one says HMRC.
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What do you think it means?
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It means, get yourself a
smartphone and look it up.
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I think you'll find it's customs...
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Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs,
they're based at Salford Quays.
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- She works in customs.
- There you go!
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So if I phoned them up and said,
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"Can I speak to Y Burgess,
please?" would they put me through?
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Well, better be careful.
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She'd have to sign the Official Secrets
Act, working in a place like that.
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Oh, my God!
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You're in love with a spy!
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Yes!
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Aye aye for fishy pie,
what time do you call this?
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Sorry! I can only do two
hours, I've got to go by nine.
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You break my heart, Scots,
you break my bloody heart.
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�5.99 per month.
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If you can tell me the
details of your current plan,
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I can work out a deal right now.
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Water maintenance, how can I help?
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I would just recommend the alpha package...
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I recommend the alpha package...
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Hello, my name is Scotty.
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Yeah, so think of all the
peace of mind you'd be getting.
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- I guarantee...
- Cos this is the problem.
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You can't smoke in the doorways any more.
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And the smoking shelter's too far away.
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You're all adding five minutes
onto your break, just by walking.
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So now we've got this...
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... the Red Cap Policy.
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You all get a cap, OK?
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And you can't take it home, you've got
to keep it on your desk at all times.
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And this is how it works.
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If you want to stop work and have a break,
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sitting right where you are...
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you just put the cap on.
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That's all you do. You put on the red cap.
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And while you're wearing the
cap, no-one can bother you,
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no-one can talk to you.
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This is your chance for some peace
and quiet, sitting right where you are.
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And you can use the cap for ten minutes,
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once every shift
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just register ten minutes
on your personal DMS,
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Bob's your uncle.
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But there's still no smoking, right?
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Of course there's no smoking, you dick.
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But for ten minutes, no-one
can interrupt you, not me,
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not Mrs Bowen,
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not even if Nev himself walked in.
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While you're wearing the red
cap, your life's your own.
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Why can't we smoke e-cigs?
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- Because you can't!
- I don't get it.
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Why don't you just move
the smoking shelter?
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Seriously, Bruce, it's made of
plastic, I could move it myself.
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Oi, Bruce, you're a dickhead.
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Oh, I fucking love the red cap.
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Hey, Bruce, Naked Mary said you've
got a tiny knob, is that true?
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If you don't answer, then it's true!
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Bruce, can I shag your missus?
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Bruce, can I piss on your head?
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Bruce, if you don't say no,
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I'll go round your house
and do your wife right now.
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- Is that all right?
- Like he did last week.
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- Like I did last week!
- He did her last week in your kitchen
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and she said it was the
best sex she'd ever had.
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All right, you bastards, get back to work!
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I had your wife, Bruce!
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All right, cap's off now, you numbskull!
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Get on with it.
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Marlene's the only one on
target. Rest of you, catch up.
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- And who's been printing?
- Me.
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Right, that's... that's 20p a sheet.
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And I've got a bloody lovely kitchen.
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Hello, sorry to bother you.
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I was wondering, could I speak to Yvonne?
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I might have made a mistake.
Is there an Yvette there?
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No?
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Sorry, sorry, bye-bye.
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Right, next one.
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Got to be the next one!
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How many more Burgesses are there?
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- It's wearing thin, to be honest.
- It's not going to work.
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- Well, what else can she do?
- Yeah.
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What if she asks for Yvonne and Yvette is
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literally standing there
but she doesn't ask?
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I think we should give it a break
now. What do you think, Scotty?
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Hello.
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Sorry to bother you, I was wondering,
can I speak to Yvonne, please?
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I can?!
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No, just... tell her it's Scotty...
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from Customs.
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He's going to get her!
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What do I say?
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Tell her you love her!
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No, tell her you want to talk to her
about exporting china plates from Spain,
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rare china plates, and, um...
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I don't know, you're
worried about the euro.
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Hello?
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Is this Yvonne?
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It's me.
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- Hey, guess who was here?
- I don't know.
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Jimmy Mac!
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No way!
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Jimmy Mac!
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Her name's Yvonne,
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she lives out in Heaton Moor.
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She's nice.
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Have you asked her out?
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I don't know what to say.
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It's no good pining.
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Ask her out, Viv. She might say yes.
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Lovely girl like you,
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course she will.
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So... when are you seeing her again?
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I don't know. Tuesday, maybe.
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- Well, do like I said.
- I will, Mum.
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- Mwah.
- Mwah.
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- Viv...
- Hmm?
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Don't be daft with her, OK?
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Just ask her out and be nice,
and if she says no, move on.
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Don't get all silly this time.
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Promise?
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OK, Mum.
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Hello.
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What do you want?
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What do you think you're doing?
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What are you doing sitting there?
You're scaring my wife to death.
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Who are you? Come on! Who are you?
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We've had enough, all
right? We've had enough!
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Who are you?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry!
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Yeah, well, tell it to your
boss once we've had our say.
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Please, don't, please,
please, please. I'm...
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I'm really, really sorry.
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Please, don't.
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It's like being terrorised.
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We sit and watch TV,
thinking, "Is she out there?"
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We're lying in bed,
thinking, "Where is she now?
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"Is she going round
the back with her gang?"
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- What the hell are you doing?
- I haven't got a gang.
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Then what are you after?
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Look, don't get me in trouble.
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They sacked my friend Mr Best last week,
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and it's not just me, it's Salmaan.
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- Who's he, then, your ringleader?
- He signs out the van.
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It's not allowed after
six but Salmaan likes me,
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so he lets me have it.
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I'm glad this Salmaan's
so important what about me?
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Those phone calls every night,
what was the point of that?
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- Not now, Meatballs.
- Sorry.
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I think you're beautiful.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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I think you're the most
beautiful woman I've ever seen.
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What the hell are you going on about?
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- It's what I think.
- That's why you were there?
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Is that what you're saying?
Have I got this right?
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You did all of it... for her?
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Yeah.
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Seriously?
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You think Yvonne is beautiful
enough to be stalked?
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Thank you very much!
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- Oh, you know what I mean!
- Yes.
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Yes, I do, and you're right,
I don't believe a word of it.
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What on earth would you see in me?
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- You're lovely.
- Don't be ridiculous.
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- I think you are.
- Don't be so ridiculous!
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Look, please don't tell them, though.
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I can't afford to lose my job.
They don't pay enough at Pito's.
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- What's Pito's?
- A call centre.
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I work at Pito's seven till ten.
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Then I work here from Monday to Friday.
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Sunday, I help Mrs Moore, and then...
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Saturday, I help clean
up at the milkshake shop.
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Bloody hell, you must be exhausted.
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No.
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So...
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I don't know where we are now. Um...
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From our point of view,
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we're in our own house, being stalked,
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and it has to be said, it's not my fault
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and you can shoot me if you like...
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but we're being stalked by a black kid,
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and that's a fact.
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Plus, you're nuts. I mean, no offence,
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but you're bloody nuts.
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So what do we do?
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I don't know.
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What do you think?
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I still don't believe her.
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It was a Tuesday.
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It was 6.30. And you were nice.
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You were nice to a woman at the till.
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You'd been looking all
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cross and busy,
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but then there was this old woman
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and she only had two items,
so you let her go first.
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And you changed.
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You lit up...
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this smile, you sort of beamed at her.
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And that's all,
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but I thought, "She's so kind."
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I thought, "She's got the
kindest eyes I've ever seen."
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And I knew...
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right then.
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I'm not stupid. I knew
you'd never let me in.
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And...
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never even thought you'd say hello,
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and that's OK...
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I didn't expect anything.
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I just liked being a little bit closer.
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It was nice.
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But these conditions are final.
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We don't want to see you again, not ever,
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not even shopping.
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Tuesday, 6.30, is banned. Got that?
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I'm not going back there anyway.
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No! You don't change a thing, Scotty does.
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Promise me... we're
never gonna see you again.
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I promise.
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Now go, don't just stand
there looking all forlorn.
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Buzz off.
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Forget about us. Just turn around and go.
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That's not fair.
252
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It's Thursday. We agreed.
253
00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,202
- We said not Tuesdays.
- I need a word, that's all.
254
00:15:33,218 --> 00:15:35,989
I won't keep you long, but I'm
afraid we haven't quite finished.
255
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:38,911
Last time we met, I went...
256
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,059
I went home that night, and, er...
257
00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:44,778
Gary went to bed, he never goes
to bed first, but I was wide awake.
258
00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:47,240
I stayed awake for hours and hours...
259
00:15:48,104 --> 00:15:50,855
all because some silly little
girl kept rattling around my head.
260
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:52,987
And I didn't appreciate
that, I can tell you.
261
00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:55,691
And then the next day, and the next...
262
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,954
all I could hear was your nonsense.
263
00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:00,841
I couldn't work out why it got to me.
264
00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:03,477
Well, it was all very simple in the end.
265
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:04,996
And ridiculous, but...
266
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,910
But no-one's ever called
me beautiful before.
267
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:11,760
- They must have.
- Nope,
268
00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:13,048
they have not.
269
00:16:13,499 --> 00:16:14,578
Don't be daft.
270
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:17,260
I'm not anyone's idea
of a prize, I know that.
271
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,869
But I really think you're lovely.
272
00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:20,718
I know!
273
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:24,186
And I just wanted to tell you that...
274
00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:26,894
I'm 42 years old,
275
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,817
and in all those years,
276
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,322
that's the nicest thing that
anyone's ever said to me.
277
00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:32,778
Really?
278
00:16:33,506 --> 00:16:34,601
Literally.
279
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,152
The nicest thing.
280
00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:40,369
And I wanted to say thank you,
Scotty. Thank you very much.
281
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,663
Now, I can't return the gesture.
282
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:43,910
Obviously, that's...
283
00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:45,969
not even possible, in any way.
284
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,342
That's... That's OK.
285
00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:49,265
And you're a bit young for me.
286
00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:53,734
I didn't tell Gary I was coming.
287
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,175
Like we're having an affair.
288
00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:57,857
No.
289
00:16:58,328 --> 00:17:00,560
No, it's not. Now, don't start.
290
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,042
But I...
291
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,149
I thought you deserved, well...
292
00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:08,203
I'm not sure, maybe
you're the first to know.
293
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:12,100
... that I'm going, I think. I've got to...
294
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,657
check a few things first, but...
295
00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:16,852
Yes! Ha!
296
00:17:16,972 --> 00:17:18,335
Now I've said it out loud.
297
00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:20,912
I'm gonna go.
298
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,302
- Go where?
- I don't know.
299
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:26,356
But on me own, without Gary.
300
00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:28,636
Oh, my God, does he hit you?
301
00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:30,902
Why would he hit me,
where do you get that from?
302
00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:34,020
- Cos you're leaving him.
- I'm leaving cos I want to.
303
00:17:34,056 --> 00:17:36,230
Oh, you do make things up!
304
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:38,787
He's a nice man. He's...
305
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,406
He's nice enough. It's...
306
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:44,832
It's just reached that point
307
00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:47,248
where you've had every conversation
you're ever going to have.
308
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:49,926
See, I think that's why people have kids,
309
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,698
so they have something new to talk about,
310
00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:53,786
and... well, basically, that...
311
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:56,069
never happened for us,
312
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,755
so when a nice girl tells
you that you're beautiful,
313
00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:00,147
I think you should listen.
314
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:01,614
So, yes.
315
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:03,998
I'm off.
316
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,743
- Where will you go?
- I don't know, I...
317
00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:09,241
My sister lives in
France, she's in Toulouse,
318
00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,475
she married an electrician,
I could go there.
319
00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:12,569
And then I don't know,
320
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,441
it's like a stepping
stone, I could go anywhere.
321
00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:17,623
All thanks to you.
322
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,275
I could give you money.
323
00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:22,056
What for?
324
00:18:22,597 --> 00:18:24,813
I've got 6,000, all saved up.
325
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,943
I think it's almost 7,000 now.
326
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,509
You can have it, you can run away,
I don't mind, you can have it all.
327
00:18:31,134 --> 00:18:33,649
Cos I keep saving and saving
and I don't spend any of it.
328
00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:36,055
I just keep saving it all
up and you can have it.
329
00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:38,653
Mrs Burgess, you can
have it, you'd be safe.
330
00:18:38,773 --> 00:18:40,049
Why would you do that?
331
00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:42,647
So that you're happy.
332
00:18:43,704 --> 00:18:45,447
But that's your money, Scotty.
333
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:46,369
Look at me.
334
00:18:47,149 --> 00:18:48,142
Look at me.
335
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,378
Oh, my God, you'll give
it all away, won't you?
336
00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:53,201
I'm just trying to help.
337
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,406
You're so full of love,
338
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:01,314
and it's got nowhere to go.
339
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839
But listen to me now, that's your money.
340
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:08,054
Don't give it to anyone, not ever,
341
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,517
even if there's some girl,
and there will be a girl,
342
00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:13,154
one day, some awful girl, and...
343
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:15,362
even if she's
344
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,777
breaking your heart, don't
you dare give it away.
345
00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:20,277
Promise me.
346
00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:22,486
Really, though.
347
00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:23,773
Yeah.
348
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,583
If ever you think about giving it away,
349
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,030
think of me now, staring
at you with these eyes
350
00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:29,333
and remember what I said.
351
00:19:30,829 --> 00:19:33,026
I will protect you, Scotty, that's my gift.
352
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:36,102
I will stop you from
giving that money away.
353
00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:38,671
Now promise me with all your heart.
354
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,103
I promise.
355
00:19:43,164 --> 00:19:44,882
Oh, you're so young.
356
00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:49,563
Who have you got? Have
you got friends and things?
357
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,185
I've got you.
358
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:55,283
No, sweetheart, no.
359
00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:58,360
You haven't got me at all.
360
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:06,670
Evening, Scots!
361
00:21:08,472 --> 00:21:10,857
�5.99 a month, so that's
the basic package...
362
00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,558
And if you then decide you don't want...
363
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,917
And the cost is �5.99 per month,
364
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,877
but if you upgrade to the
Alpha Package at �9.99,
365
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:18,870
that gives you everything.
366
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,530
- I'm looking for Scotty.
- OK, have you signed
367
00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:22,385
- in with security, sir?
- No, I haven't signed in with anyone.
368
00:21:22,426 --> 00:21:24,809
You need to sign in
with security first, sir.
369
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,156
What did you say to her?
370
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:32,054
We were fine till you came
along, what did you say?
371
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:35,549
She had this stupid bloody notion.
372
00:21:35,957 --> 00:21:38,381
She said, "Scotty's happy for me."
373
00:21:39,051 --> 00:21:40,675
What the hell have you been saying, eh?!
374
00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:43,123
OK, can we just back off?
Scotty, wh... what you been doing?
375
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,020
France!
376
00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:46,396
She's gone to France!
377
00:21:46,397 --> 00:21:48,572
She's packed her bags and gone to France,
378
00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:51,555
- you little bloody bitch!
- Oi, watch it!
379
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,357
Oi! Leave her alone, you bastard!
380
00:21:53,372 --> 00:21:54,997
Fuck you think you're talking to, mate?!
381
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,774
- Shut up, all of you. I need to get this sorted.
- OK, that's enough!
382
00:22:03,849 --> 00:22:05,676
What did you say to my wife?!
383
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,596
You tell me what you said!
384
00:23:02,022 --> 00:23:05,364
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