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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,875 C'mon, you can do it, Alex. You can do it. 2 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:28,792 Eva, 3 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:33,625 we're made for each other. 4 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:37,500 This may sound weird to you, especially... 5 00:00:38,042 --> 00:00:41,750 after not having talked to you all summer. 6 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:46,125 I've been watching you and watching myself... 7 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,250 Well, 8 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:51,750 more watching you, because I know myself, right? 9 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:56,209 But if you'll let me, I can offer you a plan 10 00:00:56,334 --> 00:00:58,000 you can't refuse. 11 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,459 Why don't we go out together? 12 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:10,542 CASTLE COMBE, ENGLAND, 2005 13 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:22,125 Jesus! Look at James Bond! 14 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,000 He's got a license to do whatever he wants with me. 15 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,000 -Oh, Tati! -Tati... 16 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:30,542 You and your evil minds, I'm just talking about sex. 17 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:34,584 -I like Alex. -Oh, girl! No, no! 18 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:38,042 -Seriously? -He puts his name on everything. 19 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:41,459 On his books: "Property of Alejandro Fernández". 20 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:44,167 On his clothes: "Property of Alejandro Fernández". 21 00:01:44,292 --> 00:01:46,875 On his balls: "Property of Alejandro Fernández". 22 00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:49,542 There's no name there, 'cause no one uses them. 23 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:53,959 -And if you like, we can get married. -He's organized. 24 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:57,209 No, organized, no, he's obsessive. 25 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,834 He's "Mr. Plans"! 26 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:01,750 And we can have kids, 27 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:04,709 get old together, 28 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,667 which with medical advances 29 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,125 could be a long time. 30 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:18,375 C'mon, Alex, now or never. Now or never. 31 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,625 PROPERTY OF ALEJANDRO FERNÁNDEZ 32 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:18,250 Hi, honey! 33 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,667 I missed you! 34 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,292 What? Mission accomplished. 35 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:26,084 Is he your boyfriend? 36 00:03:26,709 --> 00:03:27,584 Hello. 37 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,084 -Is that nice? -Yeah. 38 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,542 -Yeah? I'll have some, okay? -Okay. 39 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,834 I'd better leave it here. 40 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,250 -Hold on. -Sorry. 41 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:41,209 No, don't worry. It's fine. 42 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,625 It's fine. 43 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:50,000 Look at you, we leave tomorrow and it's all folded already. 44 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:01,209 We have to talk, even if... 45 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,584 I don't remember a thing in the morning. 46 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:11,042 Talk about what? 47 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,625 Politics, society, 48 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:18,709 whale migration... I don't know what to talk about. 49 00:04:21,084 --> 00:04:22,417 Alex... 50 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,750 No! Seriously? Really? 51 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,959 You put names on everything? 52 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,334 It's normal. 53 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,417 I haven't told anyone this. 54 00:04:40,084 --> 00:04:42,084 Well, my girl friends, yes, but... 55 00:04:45,584 --> 00:04:46,459 You... 56 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,375 ...are very cute. 57 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,125 Got it? 58 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:03,750 Okay? 59 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:04,875 Eva, 60 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,584 I have something to tell you too. 61 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,834 Really? 62 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:16,709 Look, it turns out that... 63 00:05:17,459 --> 00:05:18,500 What? 64 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:22,459 I think that since... I was looking at you and... 65 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:24,584 ... at myself... 66 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,250 -I've got a plan. -A plan? 67 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:31,500 Right then, I'd like to... 68 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:35,459 I don't know if you, maybe... 69 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:39,167 we could go out together. 70 00:05:44,584 --> 00:05:45,750 Eva? 71 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:49,875 Eva. 72 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,667 Eva's brain. 73 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,125 Eva's brain, I know you can hear me, 74 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:23,042 because I've done some research into neurons. 75 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:27,500 Send this message to your owner, please. 76 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:32,500 "You're really cute too. 77 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,750 Signed, Alex". 78 00:06:45,584 --> 00:06:48,792 Eva's brain, don't forget the message. 79 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:01,375 You never told me about the brain message. 80 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,542 If I had, you might not be marrying me. 81 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:05,959 I read it in a science magazine. 82 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,667 But now there's no going back. 83 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:08,834 Okay. 84 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:09,834 Go, guys. 85 00:07:10,459 --> 00:07:13,250 Let's start again. Signs up! 86 00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:19,209 What does this wedding mean to you? 87 00:07:19,334 --> 00:07:22,750 THE BRIDE AND GROOM 88 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,000 -Go, Mom, we're filming. -Back up, Irene, 89 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:27,584 -you'll get my "bar codes". -My girl! 90 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,375 -Hi, Dad. -Are you filming? 91 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:32,584 My son's found a wonderful girl: Eva. 92 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:34,417 Wonderful, wonderful. 93 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:35,959 -Dad! -Yes. 94 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:38,584 Sorry. 95 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,167 This wedding's bloody great. 96 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:47,584 Can I say "bloody"? 97 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:49,584 You're the father of the bride. Say what you like. 98 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,834 -Now? Are we set? Okay. -Yes, come on! 99 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:52,709 What did I have to say? 100 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,667 Wait... Oh, yes. They met in Castle Combe. 101 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:58,375 We went there one summer to learn English, Eva, "Six" and I. 102 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:02,709 I didn't learn a thing, but Eva did. And... bam! 103 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:07,292 Anything, but in 20 minutes. We have to stick to the plan. 104 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:09,667 At 12.30 we have her final dress try-on 105 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:11,875 and at 1.30, the travel agency. 106 00:08:12,084 --> 00:08:16,250 The Pelayo girl, the Martínez González girl... 107 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:19,750 -No, he has to marry... -Cut! 108 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:22,167 Marriage is the precursor to great disappointment. 109 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:24,375 My disappointment lasted 5 years. 110 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,875 Don't say that on tape, it's nasty. 111 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:28,459 Oh, the sign! 112 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:32,292 I'm Tatiana, Eva's cousin, then there's "Six",... 113 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,500 "Six"! 114 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:34,750 ...this girl here. 115 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:37,709 My buddy's cool wedding! 116 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:38,834 Translate. 117 00:08:39,459 --> 00:08:41,459 My buddy's cool wedding! 118 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:44,292 Málaga Cathedral, 119 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,334 -the Church of el Carmen... -Yes! Yes! 120 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:51,000 -...the basilica of St. Jerome. -No! 121 00:08:51,042 --> 00:08:52,250 No, of course not... 122 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:56,417 They're marrying in a house in some horrid English village. 123 00:08:56,584 --> 00:08:58,667 And why? Let me tell them. 124 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:00,625 Because they met there. 125 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:03,875 Alex, above all, lots of communication, 126 00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:08,250 -talking works things out. -And a lot of patience. 127 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:11,250 And, above all, don't feel intim... 128 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,750 -...intimidated. -Never. 129 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:17,334 I'm the groom's sister, Irene. 130 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,917 -What are you doing? -The bride's cousin! 131 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:20,792 Get off! 132 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,292 Something's come up. 133 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:27,209 See? He makes a mountain out of a molehill, 134 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,917 but I love him anyway. 135 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,625 It's the wedding dress, 136 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,750 it won't arrive until Friday. 137 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:41,417 Until Friday. 138 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,750 NOW 139 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:48,625 OR 140 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,459 NEVER 141 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:23,250 Look out, this is delicate. 142 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,792 "Guernica" is delicate, that's a wedding dress. 143 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,292 Besides, those bags are tough as tanks. 144 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:30,250 Damn! 145 00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:34,250 -Fermín, you dented it. -Sorry. 146 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,625 Look, here we are, Dad. 147 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,167 5 minutes before the set time. 148 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:41,334 Well done, son. 149 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:44,875 I just hope people are punctual and stick to... 150 00:10:45,084 --> 00:10:46,250 ...the plan. 151 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:57,875 Have a good trip. 152 00:10:58,084 --> 00:11:00,167 -Thanks. -Thanks a lot. 153 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,584 Where are we meeting? 154 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,250 Terminal 1. 155 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,667 Look, this is Terminal 2. 156 00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:16,042 We're going to have to hurry. 157 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,292 Come on. 158 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,084 -Let's go, we're going. -Let's move. 159 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,375 Let's go. 160 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,000 Lickety-split. 161 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:30,000 C'mon, hurry up. 162 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,042 Let's go, let's go! 163 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:38,250 Look who's here! 164 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,459 The fathers of the bride and groom! 165 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:43,084 -I have to film this. -Always with the camera. 166 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,667 Look... 167 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:49,750 I'm at the airport, and who do I have here? 168 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,125 -None other than the groom! -Yeah! 169 00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:55,834 Stress him out! Take some photos! 170 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:56,792 Go! 171 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,750 The bride and groom! 172 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:03,875 Did you bring your passports? 173 00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:05,459 I'm recording! Go! 174 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,750 The groom, my fave, deserves a Mexican wave! 175 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,250 Let's check in, look at the time. 176 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,250 I want to get a group photo! 177 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:20,167 I created a Facebook event called "English Wedding Shambles" 178 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:23,542 and I want a photo. Please, brother, look at me. 179 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,542 A quick photo! Out of the way! 180 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:28,709 A photo! 181 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:29,667 Let's go! 182 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,334 24 HOURS TO THE WEDDING 183 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,042 CASTLE COMBE, ENGLAND 184 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,209 Like it? Just like me and Alex. 185 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:51,417 Yes, that's how they make those dolls in China, 186 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,667 the spitting image of you two. 187 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,500 Can you act like a sister who loves and supports me, 188 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,417 instead of a grump? 189 00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:00,875 I'll try, 190 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,709 but being divorced and cheated on doesn't help much. 191 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:04,875 Sure. 192 00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:09,667 Eva, where do I put this? 193 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:12,459 Why don't you give it to the professionals? 194 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,167 -Professional slackers. -"Six", please... 195 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:21,125 I'm just trying to help. They won't let me do anything. 196 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,250 Okay, take this to the tables. Where's Tatiana? 197 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,042 What? 198 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:38,834 That wedding singer you got... 199 00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:43,167 Hats off! He's got this huge... 200 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,375 microphone. 201 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,375 -Microphone, okay. -We like him. 202 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,084 Yes, but don't shag anyone else, or Caritina will... 203 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,584 -Eva, sweetie! -Hi. 204 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,875 Caritina, how does it look? 205 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,375 Bad, bad. 206 00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:01,709 But, of course, a wedding in winter in soggy Britain... 207 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,042 Of course. 208 00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:07,375 I just ordered the flowers to be changed. 209 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:11,500 Why daisies, Eva? They're so common! 210 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,750 Alejandro has never seen daisies in the house. 211 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,500 In parks and gardens, yes, but not at home. 212 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,209 The cake's from last year's catalogue, 213 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,875 and it was passé even then. A drink so soon? 214 00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:26,292 And the altar can't be round, 215 00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,500 it has to be frontal, as always. 216 00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:30,417 -And why's that? -Sweetie, 217 00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:34,084 changing it is essential, I needn't tell you. 218 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,250 6 or 7, 6 or 7. No, not that one. 219 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:40,584 She hates me, but Alex is worth it. 220 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,375 Yes, all grooms are worth it, 221 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,834 until they become husbands. 222 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,875 We're off to London! 223 00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:53,542 I've never travelled before. 224 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,500 It's Eva. I'll be right back. 225 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:56,584 Hi. 226 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,709 -Are you worth it? -Sure I am! 227 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:03,292 I waited for the dress. I'm a real catch. 228 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,250 Alex is a catch, I'll have you know. 229 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,667 You don't regret it? 230 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,167 Mostly because we're already at the airport. 231 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:13,875 I want to see you. When are you coming? 232 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,750 When? When? 233 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,250 In 4 hours and 46 minutes... 234 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,625 In 4 hours and 45 minutes I'll be on your back. 235 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,084 By the way, how is it with my mother? 236 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:30,000 Fine, earning the affection of the English workers. 237 00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:32,750 I promise I'll do all I can to prevent her 238 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,459 from coming on the honeymoon. 239 00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:37,667 Alex... 240 00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:39,292 Can you imagine that? 241 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:45,667 Alex? 242 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:49,209 I'll call you right back, okay? 243 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,250 Okay. 244 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:55,250 -Excuse me, what's happened? -All the flights are cancelled. 245 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,250 What? 246 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,417 Dad. 247 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,000 Go and ask, Alex. 248 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,500 -We're going to a wedding. -Relax. 249 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,625 Look what it says. 250 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:10,917 CANCELLED 251 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,917 Oh, please! 252 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:26,292 No, no, it can't be cancelled, we all bought our tickets. 253 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,542 But it's all planned. We can't cancel it. 254 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:33,375 They won't say anything here. Let's go to Information. 255 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,625 This kid's more lost than we are. 256 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,875 -He's got no idea. -Let's go. 257 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,584 -Really! -Come on. 258 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:51,250 I know, but I have no idea what's going on. 259 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,042 Excuse me, miss, 260 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:56,750 no disrespect, but what sort of shit information do you give here? 261 00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,625 Shit...? Exactly, where the bathrooms are and such. 262 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,750 So you had no warning of this, nor do you have a Plan B. 263 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:06,084 You should go to the airline you're flying with. 264 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,250 Thanks a lot. 265 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,792 Dad, with an Excel, this wouldn't have happened. 266 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,250 Follow me, please. 267 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,875 How did these people get here so fast? 268 00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:22,834 -Dad, this will take forever. -I'll explain it... 269 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,625 Relax, I'll jump the queue and find out. 270 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,542 Yes, jump the queue. 271 00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:31,209 -Out of the way. -Say I'm getting married! 272 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,625 -How rude! -Tell her... 273 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,625 she's the woman of my life. 274 00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,917 -Of course she is. -They're getting married, lady. 275 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,000 Go. 276 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,334 Thank you. 277 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,209 We're told that the cancellation of the flights 278 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,000 is due to a strike by air traffic controllers. 279 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,875 Any complaints go to 280 00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:57,584 -AENA customer service. -Where's that? 281 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,667 -On the upper floor. -Upper is upstairs. 282 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:02,750 -Let's go. -C'mon, upstairs. 283 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,667 I don't fancy walking. 284 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,250 This is a joke: up and down... Please! 285 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,250 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 286 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,667 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 287 00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,792 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 288 00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:28,667 You'll see how this ends up, Santiago, 289 00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,792 because what starts out wrong... 290 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,250 I don't get why this is happening to me now. 291 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,334 Come on, son, be positive. 292 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,084 We'll laugh about this one day. 293 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,167 We regret this situation. 294 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:47,625 We don't know when normality will be re-established. 295 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,292 All flights from Spanish airports have been cancelled. 296 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,500 No flights are leaving Spain. 297 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,125 Indefinite strike, 298 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,875 in-def-in-ite. 299 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,250 My colleagues will hand out 300 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:09,042 complaint forms to anyone who requires them. 301 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,375 I'm so wound up... 302 00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:27,792 -What do we do? -Yes. What do we do? 303 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,542 We have to do something. 304 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,125 Set fire to the airport. 305 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,375 There's no choice. It's not going to get any better. 306 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,750 This is outrageous, they treat us like scum. 307 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,625 -Like trash. -Like sheep. 308 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,375 -Like sheep! -Listen to me. 309 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,417 Listen, please! I've got the solution! 310 00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:48,667 Hold on, listen to her alternative. 311 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,042 We put the wedding back one day. 312 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:55,084 Alex: Fermín, Dad and you take Dad's car to Marseilles. 313 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:58,125 I just reserved the last three tickets left for London. 314 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,042 What about us? I'm not missing my nephew's wedding. 315 00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:04,709 And I'm not missing my cousin's wedding. 316 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,709 Relax, Mr. Anti-System. 317 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,875 I just hired a bus. We're going by bus. 318 00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:14,000 It'll take quite a few hours, but... 319 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:18,084 by midday Sunday we'll be there, and the wedding in the afternoon. 320 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,459 It's better to delay the wedding than cancel it, right? 321 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,625 Well... 322 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,875 What do you think? 323 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:29,834 I think... 324 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,417 it's a great plan. 325 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,250 It is a great plan, isn't it? 326 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:39,584 Yes, I can see it, the wedding is on. 327 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:40,792 I'm getting married! 328 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,542 I'm getting married! 329 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,500 Bravo! The wedding is on! 330 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,250 Don't ask me... 331 00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:03,000 Daisies are for pigs. 332 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,792 -Hello. -Hi. 333 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 So, are you boarding? 334 00:21:07,292 --> 00:21:08,584 Well, more or less. 335 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:12,292 More less than more. I haven't... 336 00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:15,584 ...boarded. Nor has anyone else. 337 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,167 There's a... 338 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,417 You're going to laugh. 339 00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:21,750 It's an air traffic controllers strike, no one's leaving Spain. 340 00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:25,375 Alex, I know you're joking. 341 00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:28,500 It's no joke. It's Murphy's law, 342 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,167 it's caught up with us. 343 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:34,625 No... Alex, no, no... 344 00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,625 What do we do? Cancel the wedding? 345 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,084 No, no, Eva, 346 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,667 no one's cancelling anything. 347 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,500 Aren't I Mr. Plans? Well, we've got one. 348 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,750 My dad, your dad and I are taking my dad's car 349 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,042 -and going to Marseilles. -Marseilles? 350 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,667 We'll fly to London from there. 351 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:52,792 My sister's hired a bus for everyone else. 352 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,625 They'll make it. 353 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,834 Just one thing, nothing really... 354 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,250 The wedding has to be postponed for one day. 355 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:01,625 Well, if... 356 00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:04,459 it has to be postponed one day... 357 00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,750 Eva, we either grab the reins of the situation 358 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:11,250 or the situation will grab us by... the reins. 359 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,875 -What's that mean? -It sounded better in my head. 360 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,250 I'm going to marry you, that's what matters. 361 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:21,750 I want to marry you and no strike is stopping that, okay? 362 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:23,875 Okay? 363 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:28,584 You just get yourself here, I'll take care of everything. 364 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,625 Yes! That's the spirit! 365 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,750 -That's my girl! -Damn! 366 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:36,042 -I love you. -Hold on... 367 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,917 I do love you. 368 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,042 -That's great. -Ciao. 369 00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:42,542 Oh, Lord! 370 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,167 What's he done to you? I knew it, he's got cold feet. 371 00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:49,459 No, it's not that. 372 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:53,042 It's an air traffic controllers strike. 373 00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:55,834 He can't leave Spain, so we have to postpone for a day. 374 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,917 But I don't know... 375 00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:01,500 how to tell these people to come back tomorrow, 376 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,792 because they had their hopes up about this wedding 377 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,750 and it'll break their hearts if something goes wrong. 378 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:11,792 It's the most important day of their lives, now it's all askew. 379 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,417 They don't care. 380 00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:16,292 I don't think they do... 381 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:19,709 She's talking about herself, not the workers. 382 00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:26,250 Eva, come here. 383 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:27,834 Come on. 384 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:32,542 Take it easy, I'll get them to go away, okay? 385 00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:33,500 Okay. 386 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:34,334 Come on. 387 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,459 Alright... 388 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,167 You, listen up. 389 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,792 The wedding's delayed. 390 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:51,334 Tomorrow, no wedding, the next day, yes. 391 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,875 So right now... 392 00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:57,750 And tomorrow, maybe... 393 00:23:58,084 --> 00:24:00,167 ...the wedding going on. 394 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,834 Oh, sod it! 395 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,625 WEDDING DELAYED 396 00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:26,709 Hello, we're in the year 3054. 397 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:29,000 Humanity has been wiped out, 398 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:32,542 and only one brave bunch holds on with the one aim... 399 00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,417 Get to the Wedding Shambles! 400 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:40,917 -The aunties are smoking! -It's not fair! 401 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:43,542 This is a riot. 402 00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:46,750 I'm smoking and they can say what they like! 403 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:51,500 I'd love to see your frantic face. 404 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,500 -That's illegal! -Sorry, sorry. 405 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:01,000 Fermín, you know there's a brake as well as an accelerator? 406 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,625 I'm used to driving a taxi. 407 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,667 Yes, it's about the flights cancelled in Barcelona. 408 00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:08,834 -A friend of mine had an Astra. -Yes, miss. 409 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:12,125 He bought a Porsche and never phoned me again. 410 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,792 Quiet, I'm claiming on the tickets. 411 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,250 We've been spouting letters and numbers for two hours. 412 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,125 It's like we're playing Battleship. 413 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,417 The locator? Again? 414 00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:24,750 -P... -"P" for Palencia. 415 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,209 -...L... -"L" for León. 416 00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:27,625 -...S... -"S" for Seville. 417 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,459 -...Q... -For "queer". 418 00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:31,375 -...13... -Good one! 419 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:34,250 Miss, I've told you 30 times. Please! 420 00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:37,292 No, 30's not the locator number! 421 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,209 You sank my battleship! 422 00:25:39,334 --> 00:25:41,375 Miss, don't... 423 00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:44,000 They put on that Tina Turner song again! 424 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:50,417 Belén, pass me a couple of those. 425 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,209 -Feeling better? -Yes, I just got a bit down. 426 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:57,125 No, no, "down", no! What do you mean, "down"? 427 00:25:57,292 --> 00:26:00,875 Let's shake it up, girls! Are we partying tonight? 428 00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:02,875 Party! 429 00:26:03,084 --> 00:26:06,042 -I want to get married. -God, Eva, you're obsessed! 430 00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:09,584 We've been preparing the wedding for a week. We need some fun. 431 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,834 -I need alcohol. -Sure. 432 00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:15,042 Whatever they had to do today, they can do tomorrow. 433 00:26:15,209 --> 00:26:17,542 So today is today and tomorrow... 434 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,167 well, is tomorrow. 435 00:26:19,292 --> 00:26:22,959 Treat it as the hens night you didn't have. 436 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:27,417 I've had three hens nights, all three organized by you. 437 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,750 Hats off to me. 438 00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:30,625 -Were you bored at any of them? -Not at all. 439 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:34,125 Come on! Are we partying English-style, or sitting here moping? 440 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:35,792 You three go if you like. 441 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,250 Eva, sweetie! It's an ill wind that blows no one any good. 442 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:43,750 We're giving this wedding a touch of class and glamor. 443 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,917 Out with the tacky, the gaudy and those dried flowers, 444 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:49,834 and welcome the imperial lamps! 445 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,500 -Wow, Caritina, that's nice. -Very pretty. 446 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,917 Look: Alex, Eva. 447 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:00,167 This is for 6... or 7. 448 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:03,084 It's actually very easy. 449 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,709 -This is for you, one for you... -Thanks. 450 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,250 -...and for you. -Eva, didn't we have to...? 451 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,000 -Oh, yes! -We forgot. 452 00:27:11,209 --> 00:27:12,750 We're going to be late. 453 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:13,917 Where are you...? 454 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:16,459 -We haven't got time. -What do you have to do? 455 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:19,042 -Caritina... -It's all done. 456 00:27:19,584 --> 00:27:20,250 But... 457 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,917 ...the lamps won't paint themselves. 458 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:25,917 I'm crazy in love with you... 459 00:27:26,125 --> 00:27:29,709 We're cousins, by blood, 460 00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:32,792 not second cousins.. I said just "cousins" before. 461 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,250 No, cousins by blood, 462 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:37,709 through Caritina, the bride's mother. 463 00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:40,209 She pretends to be someone she's not. 464 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:42,334 I tell her: "Girl, don't put on airs with me, 465 00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:44,709 I saw you in Almería..." 466 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:47,250 She had black snot 467 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,417 from the peppers in the country that had dirt on them. 468 00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:53,750 So she met this guy, my brother-in-law, 469 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,250 and he's a dentist. 470 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:58,917 "All your life picking peppers, girl, 471 00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:01,625 and now you stick your fingers in mouths? No way!". 472 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:04,750 MARSEILLES 473 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,167 ...passengers for London... 474 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:10,542 LONDON 475 00:28:10,709 --> 00:28:12,417 It's your daughter. I'll be right back. 476 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:18,584 -Hiya, cutie. -Hi, how are you? 477 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,375 -Are you alright? -Well, 478 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,917 I got stressed out at first 479 00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:24,917 with the claims form. 480 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:28,375 They put me onto a machine, and I can't talk to machines. 481 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,834 -Poor boy. -I'm not as fine as you. 482 00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:34,250 What I wouldn't give for a pint right now. 483 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:37,000 I'm not really keen on this, but... 484 00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:38,584 I felt kind of... 485 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,459 obliged. 486 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:42,084 Let me guess: my mother. 487 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:45,292 Yes. And her imperial lamps. 488 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:48,250 Look, let's do this, okay? 489 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:50,667 You go with the girls 490 00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:53,584 and have some stiff drinks to our health, 491 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:57,250 and forget about my mother, my father, 492 00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:59,042 and even me. 493 00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:02,125 One drink and I'm going home, there's lots to do tomorrow. 494 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,292 Where's that wild 495 00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:07,167 and crazy Eva I met 10 years ago? 496 00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:11,292 -Where is she? -I don't know, maybe she's... 497 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,875 looking for Alex the planner and calculator 498 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,750 she fell in love with. 499 00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:18,542 I think that kid stayed in Castle Combe. 500 00:29:18,709 --> 00:29:20,417 He went there 10 years ago to study English. 501 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:22,709 Really? If I find him, I'm shagging him. 502 00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:27,000 We're boarding now, okay? I'll get going. 503 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:30,750 -Big kiss. I love you. -I love you too, loads. 504 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:32,750 'Bye. 505 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,542 Thank you. 506 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,292 What's he saying? 507 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,250 He says that because of a mass of volcanic smoke, 508 00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,750 all the London airports are closed, 509 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:02,459 so they're diverting it to Amsterdam. 510 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:09,084 No! 511 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,250 No, no, no! 512 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:16,000 -One. -Barcelona! 513 00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:23,209 I can't go to Amsterdam, I need to go to London! 514 00:30:23,334 --> 00:30:26,375 It's urgent, I'm getting married! 515 00:30:27,209 --> 00:30:30,584 A cloud? Go through it! I need to get to London! 516 00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:34,250 Two! 517 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,000 -Are you Spanish? -Yes! 518 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:39,750 -I speak Spanish. -Oh, yeah? 519 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,584 -I was there for three years. -Where? 520 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:42,542 In Gijón. 521 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,500 Another shot? On the house. 522 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:53,084 I'll jump! I will! I'll jump and cause a scene! 523 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:58,375 -Three! -Three! 524 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:03,625 I want to go to London, not Amsterdam! 525 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,584 Dad, tell them to let me go! 526 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,834 I'll do a Kate Moss, miss! 527 00:31:08,042 --> 00:31:09,542 Four! 528 00:31:13,584 --> 00:31:16,750 Eva, I'm going, I'm really tired. 529 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,750 No, just kidding, you idiot! 530 00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:22,500 I'm jumping that singer's bones! 531 00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,875 These are my girls! 532 00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:30,584 Let go of me! 533 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,542 Please, leave him alone! 534 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,250 I'm staying with my buddy! 535 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,917 I'm sticking around by myself! 536 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:40,167 I missed the boat with English... and French, 537 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,417 all of them. 538 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:05,875 Bugger all, eh? They're crap. 539 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:09,167 Nothing. Everyone's following that flight attendant. 540 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:11,459 Get the bags, I'll get Alex. 541 00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:13,584 Are you alright, son? 542 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,250 Why are you smiling? 543 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:18,709 I'm not smiling. 544 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:19,667 Then what? 545 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:21,375 It's the electricity. 546 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,250 -The what? -The electricity. 547 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:26,000 Oh, the electricity. Can you move? 548 00:33:26,209 --> 00:33:28,250 -Yes. -C'mon, I'll help you. 549 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,542 Good. 550 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,625 The man says they'll pay for a hotel for us. 551 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:35,417 What? 552 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:37,750 He says they'll pay for a hotel. 553 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,709 -The hotel, yes. -It's paid for. 554 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:42,292 -But you're okay, son? -Well, 555 00:33:42,459 --> 00:33:44,042 I've had better days, Dad. 556 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,084 Hello. 557 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,792 Hi, how are you? 558 00:34:15,584 --> 00:34:17,750 Good morning. 559 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:21,417 You sound like a guy. Did you party hard last night? 560 00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:26,000 You have no idea. 561 00:34:27,209 --> 00:34:28,875 I don't remember how I got back 562 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:31,834 -...or when. -Or if you made it back. 563 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,125 So, how was the flight? 564 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,584 It was... the usual. 565 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,542 When do you get here? 566 00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:43,250 Eva... 567 00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:47,250 something's come up, again. 568 00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:50,125 No, don't tell me you're still in Marseilles. 569 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:51,792 If only I were. 570 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,292 I'm in Amsterdam. 571 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,834 Amsterdam? 572 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,250 -Amsterdam?! -Eva... 573 00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:01,709 -Is everything alright? -Yes. 574 00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:04,250 Yes, yes. It's just that... 575 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:07,542 I dropped my mobile at the surprise of Amsterdam. 576 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,084 Why is your voice so low? 577 00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:12,750 Why is your voice so low? 578 00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:16,292 I'm hoarse, Alex, 579 00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:19,750 from singing so much, I sang all night. 580 00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:20,917 Right. 581 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,709 Listen, Eva, I'm really sorry, 582 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,500 but we'll have to delay the wedding another day. 583 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,417 Sure, but... 584 00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:33,750 I don't know what's going on, it's weird. 585 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:37,750 A volcanic cloud. Can't they predict that? 586 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:41,292 I'm sorry, but there are some things I just can't... 587 00:35:41,459 --> 00:35:43,792 COSTUME MUSEUM 588 00:35:44,084 --> 00:35:45,417 ...control. 589 00:35:45,584 --> 00:35:49,209 Honey, if... if it's delayed, then that's that. 590 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:51,834 They said at the airport 591 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:55,042 that flights will be back on as of Monday. 592 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,834 How about... 593 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:58,667 -...we get married on Monday? -No! 594 00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,750 No? 595 00:36:00,042 --> 00:36:02,542 Yeah, yeah, we'll get married on Monday 596 00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:04,750 -for a good start to the week. -Of course. 597 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,459 -The dress. -Naked! The dress... 598 00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:12,875 No, the dress is fine. 599 00:36:13,084 --> 00:36:16,167 I'd better go, I've got lots to do. 600 00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:20,250 Me too. I'll call you. 601 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:23,084 -Big kiss, honey. -Okay, 'bye. 602 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:26,625 -To the bride and groom! -Hurrah! 603 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:27,625 Good morning. 604 00:36:27,792 --> 00:36:29,584 At the back, the party people. 605 00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:32,875 Good morning. Listen for a second, please. 606 00:36:33,084 --> 00:36:34,750 My dad just called 607 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,375 and they've been diverted to Amsterdam. 608 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,750 -What's that about? -Even better. 609 00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:42,709 We're gonna get wasted! It's paradise. 610 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,667 So the wedding's in Amsterdam? 611 00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:50,000 It'll be where it has to be, but there's a slight change. 612 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:53,750 The wedding's on Monday. Who here works on Monday? 613 00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:57,209 Work, no, but I've got the doctor, an MRI. 614 00:36:57,334 --> 00:37:01,167 Who here would ditch work or an MRI for a wedding? 615 00:37:01,292 --> 00:37:03,500 -Me! -Me! 616 00:37:04,292 --> 00:37:06,084 -I fly away... -A wedding! 617 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,875 I come flying. 618 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,500 I fly away, 619 00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:12,417 I come flying. 620 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:16,250 I have fun along the way. 621 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:20,375 I have fun along the way. 622 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,250 What is this? 623 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:34,375 -This is a suit... -It's a soldier's suit. 624 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:41,209 What were you doing at the airport, magic tricks? 625 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,667 I don't know what happened. 626 00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:46,709 -We've got to deal with this. -Let's call Little Carmen. 627 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,750 -Who? -Franco's granddaughter. 628 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,875 She's bound to have all her granddad's wardrobe. 629 00:37:52,084 --> 00:37:55,084 -I keep all my granddad's stuff. -"Ramiro Miranda de Ansúrez". 630 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,167 That's right! Who's that? 631 00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:59,750 That's who we have to meet. 632 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:03,042 He's bound to have a dress he doesn't want 633 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,500 and we have a suit we don't want. 634 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,292 Plain as day. 635 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:09,334 He's waking up. 636 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:30,667 Forgive my friend, she's very impulsive. 637 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:36,209 We dressed you to avoid an awkward situation. 638 00:38:36,334 --> 00:38:40,334 Awkward for them, I'm totally cool with nudity. 639 00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:44,042 Eva, what's going on? 640 00:38:44,209 --> 00:38:48,209 I don't know. I don't remember a thing. 641 00:38:48,334 --> 00:38:50,417 -Listen, can you go now? -Yes. 642 00:38:50,584 --> 00:38:53,125 -It's late. -Not to rush you, but... 643 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:54,167 But yes... 644 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:57,167 Can you get going? 645 00:38:57,292 --> 00:38:59,500 We'll see each other again, right? 646 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:00,750 What are you looking at? 647 00:39:00,917 --> 00:39:02,667 No, no. No, no, no. 648 00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:04,459 I think we will. 649 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:08,250 I think you'll get the shit kicked out of you unless you go. 650 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:12,250 No, just kidding. Downstairs, on the right, 651 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:15,000 and go, okay? Ciao. 652 00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:17,584 What? 653 00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:20,667 I don't want that. Absolutely not! 654 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,375 -Caritina! -Caritina! Caritina! 655 00:39:23,584 --> 00:39:25,667 Caritina... 656 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:28,042 Pili, bring your hairspray, the stuff here is awful 657 00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,667 and no permanent can stand this English damp. 658 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,125 Slower. 659 00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:37,375 Thanks for seeing me out, you're all so nice. 660 00:39:39,709 --> 00:39:40,834 Wow, lots of flowers. 661 00:39:41,042 --> 00:39:43,042 Are you getting a party ready? 662 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,417 Yes, but nothing unusual. 663 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:48,250 "Nothing unusual", she says. It's a fucking wedding! 664 00:39:48,459 --> 00:39:49,875 -Who's getting married? -She is. 665 00:39:50,084 --> 00:39:51,667 -I am! Yes! -You? 666 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,459 To the man of my life. I'm so in love. 667 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:55,750 And he's a sex machine. I'm really nervous... 668 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,792 Okay, 'bye. 669 00:39:58,292 --> 00:39:59,667 Bye-bye. 670 00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:03,750 Caritina... 671 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:05,250 Thanks. 672 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,584 -Hello. -Hello. 673 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:15,625 What are you doing there looking like a Greek chorus 674 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,750 of numbskulls? 675 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,667 In case the bride's forgotten, there's a wedding to organize. 676 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:28,500 Alex... is in Amsterdam. 677 00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:32,250 -Amsterdam? -What's he doing there? 678 00:40:33,584 --> 00:40:36,750 We have to delay the wedding one more day. One more day. 679 00:40:37,584 --> 00:40:38,834 What a drag. 680 00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:42,125 -You two are the limit. -Right. 681 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:46,334 Alright... 682 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,084 The wedding... kaput. 683 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:03,750 WEDDING DELAYED AGAIN 684 00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:13,750 What have I done? What have I done? 685 00:41:15,209 --> 00:41:19,125 Maybe you didn't do anything. You pass out after three drinks. 686 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,875 Don't torture yourself about it. 687 00:41:21,084 --> 00:41:22,875 I should torture myself, 688 00:41:23,084 --> 00:41:25,584 I've really screwed the pooch. 689 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:29,375 I've got the world's greatest guy and... 690 00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:31,792 I cheat on him. 691 00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:37,875 -What are you going to do? -Tell him. 692 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:41,042 -No, you're not calling him. -Belén, please. 693 00:41:41,209 --> 00:41:43,250 -Give it to me. -You're not calling him. 694 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,417 Please, calm down. 695 00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:47,334 -"Six", please. -We'll think of something. 696 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,792 I'll just tell him. I want to do things right. 697 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,334 There are two ways to do that, and this is the easy way. 698 00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:55,209 -Okay, what's the hard way? -Deal with it 699 00:41:55,334 --> 00:41:57,917 and make sure Alex never finds out. 700 00:41:58,292 --> 00:42:01,917 Do you break his heart now or make him happy his whole life? 701 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:05,250 Even I know the answer to that. 702 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:07,500 If you say nothing, Alex will never know, 703 00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:10,459 because I won't tell him, and neither will Belén 704 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,459 or Tatiana. 705 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,709 So who's going to tell him? 706 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:19,542 I slept with the bride, eh? 707 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,709 Alex and Eva? 708 00:42:26,709 --> 00:42:30,209 I swear I'll beat the living shit out of him! 709 00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:33,584 It's me, with Eva. 710 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:35,417 Can you see alright? 711 00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:41,709 This is... Eva's little butt. 712 00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:47,834 These are Eva's boobies. 713 00:42:48,042 --> 00:42:51,250 And... to end the show... 714 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:55,000 In a nutshell... 715 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,542 I want 10,000 pounds... 716 00:42:58,167 --> 00:42:59,000 -What? -Excuse me? 717 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,167 ...or I post the photos 718 00:43:01,292 --> 00:43:03,625 on a page I found on Facebook. 719 00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:08,167 The English Wedding Shambles. 720 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,250 -What do you think? -You're gonna eat that phone! 721 00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:17,625 Don't move or I post the fucking photos on Facebook! 722 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:18,834 No. 723 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,250 I'll ruin the wedding in one second. 724 00:43:23,542 --> 00:43:25,750 I'll give you till tomorrow, 725 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:28,709 at 10 am. 726 00:43:28,834 --> 00:43:30,500 10,000 pounds. 727 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:35,209 In the pub, where it all began. 728 00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:40,000 No need to see me out. 729 00:43:41,917 --> 00:43:45,000 I don't want keep this secret more than anyone. 730 00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:55,042 No, no, no... 731 00:43:58,084 --> 00:43:59,250 What do we do? 732 00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:17,042 Where are we meeting the suitcase guy? 733 00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:20,834 We're meeting in the Ber...gah...gas... 734 00:44:21,584 --> 00:44:23,625 -Or was it in the... -Bel...oh...? 735 00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:27,250 That's not it. It's... 736 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:32,792 We're meeting in the Gaper. 737 00:44:33,209 --> 00:44:35,542 And can you stop speaking Elf, please? 738 00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:37,292 -Okay. -The suitcase, Dad. 739 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:39,584 The what? 740 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,167 Did we leave it in the taxi? 741 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:47,584 -Taxi! -Taxi! 742 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,250 Alex, think, think... 743 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:52,667 No, no, run! 744 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,834 Taxi! 745 00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:57,375 Taxi! 746 00:44:58,084 --> 00:44:59,709 -Taxi! -Taxi! 747 00:45:00,209 --> 00:45:01,834 Taxi! 748 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,875 Taxi! 749 00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:06,167 Taxi! 750 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,500 You're already spent, Santiago? 751 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,917 I haven't run like this since military service. 752 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:17,875 The suitcase! 753 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,292 Taxi! 754 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:24,750 Great! 755 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:28,625 The suitcase. 756 00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:31,000 The suitcase? 757 00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:41,292 He hit him! 758 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:48,500 The taxi driver smacked me good. I've got a ringing in... 759 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:51,209 -Where are we going? -To the hotel? 760 00:45:51,334 --> 00:45:53,917 To the taxi office to see if they have the suitcase. 761 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:57,292 The suitcase, please, the suitcase, please... 762 00:45:57,459 --> 00:45:59,709 Son, this is a serious country, don't worry. 763 00:45:59,834 --> 00:46:02,000 I'm sure it was left in Lost & Found. 764 00:46:02,167 --> 00:46:04,584 -This country works. -Can't you hear a ringing? 765 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:05,917 -No -No? 766 00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:07,459 Look, "Taxi". 767 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,875 There's the suitcase, Dad. 768 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:21,000 Finally, a little luck. It looks so nice. 769 00:46:22,834 --> 00:46:26,084 We want the "soot-kess". 770 00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:30,334 That "soot-kess". 771 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,250 Let the kid talk. No need to invent a language. 772 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:34,625 Oh, okay. 773 00:46:40,459 --> 00:46:43,292 Fine, don't worry, 774 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:47,084 I understood you. I spent two summers in Majorca. 775 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:50,167 I learnt a lot of German and a little Spanish. 776 00:46:50,625 --> 00:46:53,750 -That's lucky. -Fill in this form 777 00:46:53,875 --> 00:46:57,792 with your address and we'll send it to you in 3 weeks. 778 00:47:01,459 --> 00:47:03,875 -In 3 weeks? -3 weeks, yes. 779 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,000 No, no, 3 weeks is no good. 780 00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:10,250 3 weeks, no, it has to be now. 781 00:47:10,417 --> 00:47:12,750 I'm getting married... 782 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,042 -Yes, he is. -...and we've got 783 00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:17,750 things there, the wedding... 784 00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:21,167 The bride, the catering, it's all set. 785 00:47:21,292 --> 00:47:23,167 I'm sorry, it's protocol. 786 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,209 Damn. 787 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,500 If it's protocol, there's nothing you can do. 788 00:47:30,667 --> 00:47:31,709 Look here. 789 00:47:31,834 --> 00:47:35,125 We understand very well this protocol thing, 790 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,500 bureaucracy, paperwork, but... 791 00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:40,459 the suitcase is right there. 792 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,250 Is there no way to speed up the process? 793 00:47:43,459 --> 00:47:47,459 Here, you can go get... whatever. 794 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:54,459 It's rude to jabber in front of people. 795 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,625 Come on, translate, smart-aleck! 796 00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:02,250 I'll translate: "You Spanish are all crooks". 797 00:48:02,459 --> 00:48:03,459 No... 798 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,625 I shit on all the tulips, 799 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,875 with plenty left over for the canals! How about that? 800 00:48:09,084 --> 00:48:11,334 Relax, they don't know their arses from their elbows. 801 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:15,084 We're taking the suitcase, have you two got that? 802 00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:16,459 What are you laughing at? 803 00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,125 Go on, the suitcase. 804 00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:27,209 7,450 pounds. 805 00:48:27,334 --> 00:48:28,750 -Yeah! -Really? 806 00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:31,250 No, no, no... 807 00:48:31,459 --> 00:48:33,750 We're short 7,450 pounds. 808 00:48:34,209 --> 00:48:35,792 We've got 2,550. 809 00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:40,125 Let's be realistic, we know what I have to do. 810 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,042 -No. -You're not calling him? 811 00:48:42,209 --> 00:48:45,917 We can find a solution. So come on, ideas. 812 00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:47,292 Hey... 813 00:48:47,459 --> 00:48:50,792 What if we steal it from Caritina? 814 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:55,000 A jewel here, 815 00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:58,459 some cash there, just enough to cover it. 816 00:48:58,625 --> 00:49:01,584 And something for us for putting up with her! 817 00:49:02,084 --> 00:49:04,625 Great, I cheat on Alex and rob his mother? 818 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,500 No, of course not. 819 00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:08,750 Tati! 820 00:49:09,917 --> 00:49:11,500 I don't know... 821 00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,917 we can sell some of our stuff. 822 00:49:15,167 --> 00:49:17,250 "The Spanish girls are here in England 823 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:19,334 with their car boot sale!" 824 00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:26,250 No, no, girls. That's not silly at all. 825 00:49:26,417 --> 00:49:27,625 -No? -No. 826 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:30,334 -With the clothes, the shoes... -The shoes. 827 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:33,209 ...all our mobiles... I brought my computer. 828 00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:36,792 -Your tablet, Tati. -Her tablet, my weights, 829 00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,167 my slippers... 830 00:49:38,292 --> 00:49:41,792 However much it hurts, we can get some money. 831 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:45,167 Okay, alright then. Let's do it. 832 00:49:48,167 --> 00:49:50,917 I'll sign up for the market. 833 00:49:53,834 --> 00:49:55,917 Eva, honey, you look like a dying cat. 834 00:49:56,334 --> 00:49:59,750 You're the best friends in the world. 835 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:03,917 How gorgeous. 836 00:50:06,042 --> 00:50:08,792 The only good things here are the tulips, Cruyff 837 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,584 -and Van Gogh's Ear! -Siesta, bulls... 838 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:14,209 I haven't had a siesta since my first Communion! 839 00:50:14,334 --> 00:50:17,084 -You're all nudists! -Nudists and dopers! 840 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:20,875 Because we can! You couldn't handle two tokes! 841 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:22,709 We don't take illegal drugs in Spain! 842 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:24,917 We don't take drugs! 843 00:50:25,542 --> 00:50:27,000 Bet the suitcase. 844 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:28,417 -What? -What? 845 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,250 What? Bet the suitcase on it. 846 00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:33,167 Let's see who can 847 00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:35,584 -take the most drugs. -Okay. 848 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:40,250 Let's do this. If I win, 849 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,875 we take the suitcase. 850 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,292 If you win... 851 00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:53,500 So? Bet the suitcase. 852 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:55,875 -What? -Look at their faces. 853 00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:09,500 Go on then! 854 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,042 Let's play. 855 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,875 Yes, like I said, let's play. 856 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,209 -That's it. -There you go. 857 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,167 Where...? Where...? 858 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,000 There. 859 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,084 In the room out back. 860 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,292 -Okay. -Well, 861 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,417 there's time. 862 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:33,167 It's a good time to get stoned. 863 00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:55,000 We call this one "the catapult". It makes you fly. 864 00:51:57,292 --> 00:52:00,542 Whoever finishes first, wins. 865 00:52:04,584 --> 00:52:07,917 Son, you don't have to do this. 866 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:10,500 Eva can buy another dress. 867 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:13,875 You've only got one brain, and this will punch holes in it. 868 00:52:14,084 --> 00:52:17,750 No, Dad, it's not the first time I've taken drugs. 869 00:52:19,209 --> 00:52:21,250 Remember my Erasmus year? 870 00:52:21,417 --> 00:52:22,750 Yes. 871 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:23,750 There you go. 872 00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:27,667 Don't worry, if you can't eat them, 873 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:33,250 my "chihuahua" will. 874 00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:48,250 He liked that. 875 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:49,500 Right? 876 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,625 -What did he say? -What? 877 00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,375 He'll give us 2600 for the lot. 878 00:53:02,542 --> 00:53:03,834 What? 879 00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:05,625 No, no, no... 880 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:06,792 No way! 881 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,292 Translate. 882 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,417 I think he understood. 883 00:53:14,334 --> 00:53:16,125 What's he saying now? 884 00:53:21,834 --> 00:53:23,167 He gives me the creeps. 885 00:53:28,875 --> 00:53:31,042 -5,000. -What's he saying? 886 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:35,125 5,000 pounds if I sell him the ring. 887 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:36,292 What? 888 00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:39,459 How can she sell her wedding ring? 889 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:43,250 I'll eat you up and crap you out, you creep. 890 00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:44,167 Translate! 891 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:46,667 Especially the "crap you out" bit. 892 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,167 -Let's go. -No. 893 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:53,792 You're a "chikki devol"! 894 00:53:55,709 --> 00:53:59,292 -I'm really picking up English. -Me too, loads. 895 00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:05,500 Okay. Let's go, last one. 896 00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:08,459 I swear, it's the last. 897 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,542 In line. 898 00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:28,584 Go for it! Go! 899 00:54:29,167 --> 00:54:31,084 No, not in the beer! 900 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,125 -In your mouth. -Mouth? 901 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,750 -In your mouth. -Mouth! 902 00:54:36,084 --> 00:54:38,209 Mouth, mouth! 903 00:54:40,584 --> 00:54:42,834 In your mouth! 904 00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:44,750 In your mouth! 905 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,792 Good, son! Great! 906 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,584 We've won, son! 907 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,625 We've won! 908 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:09,417 Let's get to the wedding! 909 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,875 We've won! 910 00:55:31,417 --> 00:55:34,209 Where will we get 5,000 pounds? 911 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,375 Christ, Tatiana... 912 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:42,875 If you hadn't been so keen to party, 913 00:55:43,084 --> 00:55:45,500 we wouldn't need anything, we wouldn't be screwed. 914 00:55:46,584 --> 00:55:48,375 I'm terribly sorry. 915 00:55:48,542 --> 00:55:51,667 Did I put a gun to anyone's head? 916 00:55:51,792 --> 00:55:54,250 No, right? I just had a plan. 917 00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:57,750 -A shitty plan. -You joined in pretty fast. 918 00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:01,000 -Not to let you go by yourselves. -You left Eva by herself. 919 00:56:01,167 --> 00:56:03,250 You were the first to jump ship like rats! 920 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:05,209 -Like what? -Right, Belén? 921 00:56:05,334 --> 00:56:08,750 Let me think. I'm keeping out of your stupid arguments. 922 00:56:08,917 --> 00:56:11,417 What's up with you? Are you calling us stupid? 923 00:56:11,584 --> 00:56:14,000 -I can call you what I like! -Stop it, please. 924 00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:15,834 Maybe I'll smash your face. 925 00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:19,375 It wouldn't surprise me, you're such a brute. 926 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:22,417 -You've done it now. -Now you deserve it! 927 00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:23,834 Brute! 928 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,250 Damn it! 929 00:56:26,459 --> 00:56:29,042 Now who's the brute? I can't hear you! 930 00:56:29,209 --> 00:56:31,125 I already told you, shit! 931 00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:34,750 -What? -We're saved. 932 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:36,375 We're saved! 933 00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:38,667 We can win 5,000 pounds. 934 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,667 C'mon, girls! Huddle! 935 00:57:03,292 --> 00:57:06,167 Get together and form a circle. 936 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:11,375 We're not here for a cheese. 937 00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:13,917 -Then why are we here? -I don't get it, Six. 938 00:57:14,334 --> 00:57:17,000 It's just a manner of speaking. I'm trying to motivate you. 939 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,792 Oh, okay. 940 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:23,125 We're not here for a cheese. 941 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,167 That's right! 942 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,584 Isn't it a pep talk? 943 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:30,292 Come on. As I was saying... 944 00:57:31,042 --> 00:57:34,542 We're not here for a cheese. 945 00:57:37,209 --> 00:57:39,542 Shit, run! Get that cheese! 946 00:58:33,459 --> 00:58:35,250 The cheese! 947 00:58:35,417 --> 00:58:37,500 The cheese! 948 00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:40,209 The cheese! 949 00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:15,292 We've got more than enough! 950 00:59:34,334 --> 00:59:35,250 Eva! 951 00:59:35,417 --> 00:59:37,250 Eva! 952 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,292 Cheese. 953 00:59:38,459 --> 00:59:39,375 What? 954 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:41,000 The prize is in cheese. 955 00:59:49,834 --> 00:59:51,667 Let's see if I can get it. 956 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:57,125 -C'mon, we're late. -I want a cap. 957 00:59:57,250 --> 01:00:00,834 Yes, Alex. And we're not getting a taxi. 958 01:00:01,084 --> 01:00:02,792 -No, taxi, no. -Or running. 959 01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:04,125 -No running. -No. 960 01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:06,167 Not in a taxi, because this is a plan. 961 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:09,375 And plan is to exchange the suit for the wedding dress, 962 01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:11,750 -then onto the plane. -No! 963 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:15,459 No, not the plane! I'll jump! I'll jump! 964 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,834 Hey, look out. 965 01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:21,125 No taxi. 966 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,125 Are we agreed? 967 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:30,709 Alex! 968 01:00:33,084 --> 01:00:34,542 Alex. 969 01:00:34,709 --> 01:00:36,875 We're going in a balloon! 970 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:45,084 I'm the King of the World! 971 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,167 Yes, fine, okay. 972 01:00:46,292 --> 01:00:50,250 -He'll crack his skull. -Slow down, he'll go overboard. 973 01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:53,792 -Sit down, we'll make it. -Look, Dad, a shark! 974 01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:57,000 -We're going to make it. -Alex, duck. 975 01:00:57,792 --> 01:01:01,209 Alex, duck! You'll bang your head! 976 01:01:19,334 --> 01:01:20,750 Look at the state of you. 977 01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:24,000 Have you been rolling in mud like piggies? 978 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:26,750 Eva, that's not the way. 979 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,625 As they say here: no way. 980 01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:34,750 What's all that cheese? 981 01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:37,209 Let's have a shower and think of something. 982 01:01:37,334 --> 01:01:38,834 I'm up for a shower. 983 01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:42,834 -We'll meet and talk it over. -I don't want any more plans. 984 01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:46,792 Caritina's right, this is not the way. 985 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:49,875 It's not the way. 986 01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:07,792 He needs some coffee. 987 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,250 Alex... 988 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,125 How do we know where the man is 989 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,084 with the dent and the suitcase? 990 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,667 The dent... 991 01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,625 -The suitcase! -Hey... 992 01:02:43,084 --> 01:02:45,417 you were the one who wanted to get to London. 993 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:47,709 The nutcase who almost brought the plane down. 994 01:02:47,834 --> 01:02:48,750 Me? 995 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,375 The plane? No! 996 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:51,250 Me? 997 01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:54,750 It's just the typical nerves 998 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:56,042 of the groom. 999 01:02:59,125 --> 01:02:59,875 Not me. 1000 01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:03,417 The "note", please, if you'll be so kind. 1001 01:03:04,584 --> 01:03:07,625 -It's not called "the note". -Oh? How do you say it? 1002 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:10,167 S'il vous plaît, monsieur, the "billé". 1003 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:14,709 S'il vous plaît, monsieur, the "billé". 1004 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:21,750 -The "billé". -S'il vous plaît, the "billé". 1005 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,834 I'm really picking up Finnish. 1006 01:03:25,709 --> 01:03:28,125 COSTUME MUSEUM 1007 01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:02,042 Asleep at last, like an angel. 1008 01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:03,917 We're leaving the boy like that? 1009 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,209 Yes, he'll sleep easier that way. 1010 01:04:06,334 --> 01:04:08,375 No pyjamas or anything? 1011 01:04:08,542 --> 01:04:11,750 -I put on the heating. -Sure, but we're abroad. 1012 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:51,834 By the power vested in me by Eurotours buses, 1013 01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:54,417 I pronounce you man and wife! 1014 01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:00,709 To the bride and groom! 1015 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,834 To the bride and groom! 1016 01:05:04,084 --> 01:05:07,334 To the bride and groom! 1017 01:05:08,792 --> 01:05:11,875 -To the groom's family! -Hurrah! 1018 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:16,750 We're here for a plane, not for a stroll. 1019 01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:18,417 -Agreed? -Agreed. 1020 01:05:18,584 --> 01:05:19,917 Come on! 1021 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,875 Your son's a bit of an "a-hole". 1022 01:05:23,084 --> 01:05:25,000 I like him better when he's stoned. 1023 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,875 Three tickets to London. 1024 01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:29,250 -Good morning. -Good morning. 1025 01:05:29,584 --> 01:05:32,292 London airport is still closed, sir. 1026 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:34,750 What do you mean "still"? 1027 01:05:36,042 --> 01:05:39,250 They told us the airport would be open today. 1028 01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:42,500 We said: if the volcanic cloud had gone, you could fly, 1029 01:05:42,709 --> 01:05:44,209 and do you know what? 1030 01:05:44,334 --> 01:05:45,250 -What? -What? 1031 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,625 It hasn't gone. 1032 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:49,500 Are you sure? 1033 01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:53,375 You need to keep up with the latest results, right? 1034 01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:56,334 How long does a cloud last? Why didn't they say anything? 1035 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:58,417 Isn't there any way to fly 1036 01:05:58,584 --> 01:06:00,792 without fooling with cakes...? 1037 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,667 -Say it, space cakes. -With drugs. 1038 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,834 -With that cloud up there? -Yes. 1039 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:07,542 -And the airspace totally controlled by the military? 1040 01:06:07,584 --> 01:06:08,459 Yes! 1041 01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:10,334 -No. -Yes. 1042 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:13,625 -Yes. -No. 1043 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:16,500 -Say yes, Van der, Van der... -Van der Bilt. 1044 01:06:17,042 --> 01:06:19,125 -Yes. -No, you can't fly. 1045 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:22,834 I'm getting married, but you're not, so you don't care 1046 01:06:23,042 --> 01:06:25,542 if there's a cloud, a UFO or King Kong. 1047 01:06:25,709 --> 01:06:28,042 You don't care, but I'm getting married. 1048 01:06:28,209 --> 01:06:29,667 You don't give a shit about the cloud. 1049 01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:37,250 If we'd gone in a straight line all the way, 1050 01:06:37,417 --> 01:06:39,125 we'd be in England now. 1051 01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:46,709 Shit. 1052 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:50,500 This is shit! 1053 01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:53,042 We've gone on a shitty trip. 1054 01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,084 We've been constantly swallowing shit. 1055 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:58,334 We got diverted as if we were shit, and for what? 1056 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:00,834 For the plans to go where? 1057 01:07:01,042 --> 01:07:02,542 Where have the plans gone? 1058 01:07:04,667 --> 01:07:05,709 To shit? 1059 01:07:05,834 --> 01:07:08,792 That's right, to shit. 1060 01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:13,250 And why do I want that dress if I'm not getting married? 1061 01:07:13,417 --> 01:07:16,792 Do I put my hair up and have the dress for lunch? 1062 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:18,000 Shit! 1063 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,042 Christ, you'll dent it again. 1064 01:07:20,209 --> 01:07:23,250 Fermín, if it's got two dents, it's got two dents. 1065 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:25,250 So what if it's got two... 1066 01:07:28,667 --> 01:07:30,167 Where's the dent in the suitcase? 1067 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:45,917 Please let it be the dress. Please let it be the dress. 1068 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,250 Where is the dress? 1069 01:07:55,917 --> 01:07:57,000 Again. 1070 01:07:57,584 --> 01:07:59,167 The uniform again. 1071 01:08:00,417 --> 01:08:02,584 So I took those drugs 1072 01:08:03,334 --> 01:08:06,250 to end up with this uniform again. 1073 01:08:06,584 --> 01:08:10,167 Son, if you like, we can tell Ramiro 1074 01:08:10,292 --> 01:08:14,000 and exchange the suitcases again. Eh, son? 1075 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,417 What's this? A uniform? 1076 01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:31,084 -Yes. -Isn't it? 1077 01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:34,834 Yes. We're not changing a thing. 1078 01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:36,792 -No? -No. 1079 01:08:38,459 --> 01:08:42,542 You two put on your suits. And do you know why? 1080 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:45,917 Why? 1081 01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:49,167 Because I have a plan. 1082 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,417 Dad, I have a plan. 1083 01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:56,667 Balls out! I've got a plan. 1084 01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:02,625 The Spanish girl! 1085 01:09:11,167 --> 01:09:15,125 You're short. You don't think I can count? 1086 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:17,750 -Eva! -You're late. 1087 01:09:17,917 --> 01:09:20,084 Eva, where were you? 1088 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:22,750 -Where's my money? -What happened? 1089 01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:25,459 -Where's my fucking money? -Take your money! 1090 01:09:26,459 --> 01:09:28,875 -We were worried. -I was sorting out my life. 1091 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,625 What's all that money? 1092 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:36,334 -The ring! -Yes. It's fine. 1093 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,167 No, girl! 1094 01:09:38,292 --> 01:09:41,250 How about I keep the photos 1095 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,584 and get some cash every month? 1096 01:09:44,042 --> 01:09:45,500 Bastard! 1097 01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:47,209 Get back, bitch, 1098 01:09:47,334 --> 01:09:49,125 or I'll fill the Net with your tits! 1099 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:51,375 Alex. 1100 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:53,875 It's Alex. 1101 01:09:54,084 --> 01:09:55,375 No, no, no! 1102 01:09:55,542 --> 01:09:56,459 Wait, wait! 1103 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,542 Wait! 1104 01:09:59,209 --> 01:10:01,500 8, 9, 15... Now! 1105 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:12,209 Here goes! 1106 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:16,667 Come on. 1107 01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,250 Great. 1108 01:10:20,834 --> 01:10:22,792 -C'mon, Eva, get him! -Eva! 1109 01:10:42,834 --> 01:10:43,500 Wow! 1110 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:44,750 How about that! 1111 01:10:45,792 --> 01:10:48,167 -Fuck you! -This is for being a blackmailer! 1112 01:10:49,709 --> 01:10:51,125 And this... 1113 01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:54,417 for banging the Thai masseuse on our honeymoon! 1114 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:56,459 -Hello. -What do you mean, Belén? 1115 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:59,167 I took it personally. Can't I do that? 1116 01:10:59,834 --> 01:11:03,042 Yeah, sure. 1117 01:11:03,209 --> 01:11:05,542 Take that! 1118 01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:06,917 Girls, 1119 01:11:08,334 --> 01:11:10,042 I'm getting married in two hours. 1120 01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:17,084 -Let's go. -Come on, let's go. 1121 01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:22,125 I didn't even shag her! 1122 01:11:22,667 --> 01:11:24,542 -We have to call everyone. -And get my ring back. 1123 01:11:24,709 --> 01:11:27,000 -And see the pawnbroker. -And the wedding... 1124 01:11:27,167 --> 01:11:28,500 Hey, hey, hey... 1125 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:31,375 What pawnbroker, what ring, what wedding? 1126 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:33,375 What's going on here? 1127 01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:34,292 Eva. 1128 01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:40,334 If you're making another scene, I want to know what's going on. 1129 01:11:41,709 --> 01:11:43,750 -You do? -Of course. 1130 01:11:43,917 --> 01:11:46,542 Before I met you, I thought 1131 01:11:46,709 --> 01:11:49,209 you'd be a mother to me, not an enemy. 1132 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,125 You never treat me nice, 1133 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,792 and I'm tired of smiling and then being tortured by you. 1134 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:58,834 But if you're asking me what's going on now, 1135 01:11:59,042 --> 01:12:01,125 I'm marrying your son in an hour and a half. 1136 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:04,417 So, if you want to help, help, otherwise, don't bother. 1137 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,417 Oh, and another thing, "sweetie", 1138 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:12,709 leave my friends alone, they're the best in the world. 1139 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:16,875 Why are you standing there? We've got a wedding to prepare! 1140 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:20,250 Let's go! 1141 01:12:20,667 --> 01:12:22,500 -Let's go. -Come on. 1142 01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:25,500 Gee, I look so silly. 1143 01:12:25,667 --> 01:12:28,125 C'mon, girls. 1144 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:46,334 They're getting married now! Hurry up! Cut the crap! 1145 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,292 Pull it, pull it! 1146 01:12:48,542 --> 01:12:50,917 -Where's my skirt? -Please! 1147 01:12:52,917 --> 01:12:54,209 Look, there it is. 1148 01:12:56,792 --> 01:12:58,417 Speed up or we won't make it! 1149 01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:06,167 They still look so cute. 1150 01:13:06,292 --> 01:13:08,709 As if nothing had happened to them. 1151 01:13:08,834 --> 01:13:12,625 That's how they make them in China, 1152 01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:15,250 they love each other no matter what happens to them. 1153 01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:29,750 Shit! 1154 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,334 Who is it? Who's in the helicopter, the Queen of England? 1155 01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:40,375 General, all okay back there? How are the ambassadors? 1156 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:43,625 Sir, yes, sir. All okay. 1157 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,084 Proceed with the procedure. 1158 01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:57,459 Jesus Christ, what a monster! 1159 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:16,625 It's Alex! 1160 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:18,750 Eva! 1161 01:14:49,834 --> 01:14:52,834 What's with the suit? You had quite a trip, General. 1162 01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:55,459 It's not my favourite uniform. 1163 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:58,834 I promise, on our golden wedding anniversary, 1164 01:14:59,042 --> 01:15:00,750 I'm going no further than Logroño. 1165 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:06,250 I never want to be apart from you again. Never. 1166 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:07,667 Ever. 1167 01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:17,709 -Eva. -What? 1168 01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:22,167 -I lost the dress. -We'll have to get married like this. 1169 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:24,709 One thing I have to do, and I screw it up. 1170 01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:28,709 Never mind. I just want to forget about these days 1171 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,584 and spend the rest of my life with you. 1172 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:32,625 Me too. 1173 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:43,292 Eva, forgive me, okay? Look how I jerked you around. 1174 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:47,125 I lost your dress, I got here late, 1175 01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,667 you've had to put up with my mother... 1176 01:15:49,792 --> 01:15:51,334 Yes, I'm a total disaster. 1177 01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:57,500 Eva, is everything alright? 1178 01:16:08,209 --> 01:16:09,625 I slept with another man. 1179 01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:17,750 What? 1180 01:16:19,084 --> 01:16:22,250 Wedding, wedding! 1181 01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:26,042 Wedding, wedding! 1182 01:16:26,209 --> 01:16:29,500 Wedding, wedding! 1183 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:32,667 Wedding, wedding! 1184 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:35,750 -Wedding, wedding! -To the bride and groom! 1185 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,834 To the bride and groom! 1186 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:48,250 WEDDING CANCELLED 1187 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:55,292 What a bummer, the wedding gets cancelled 1188 01:16:55,459 --> 01:16:58,375 -and all the airports open. -Fate is a bitch. 1189 01:16:59,459 --> 01:17:03,250 Don't let it... get you down. 1190 01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,167 What a shame, really. 1191 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:07,250 Watch the leg, girl. 1192 01:17:11,292 --> 01:17:12,334 Come on, son. 1193 01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:14,709 Come on. 1194 01:17:14,834 --> 01:17:17,209 Get in the car, Dad, it's raining. 1195 01:18:04,709 --> 01:18:05,750 Eva, 1196 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,917 what happened to you 1197 01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:11,250 just happened, right? 1198 01:18:13,209 --> 01:18:16,375 Have some breakfast, eat something. 1199 01:18:16,834 --> 01:18:18,417 And... well... 1200 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:22,250 Eat up, eh? 1201 01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:24,542 Thanks, Dad. 1202 01:18:24,709 --> 01:18:27,209 Okay, okay. 1203 01:18:53,334 --> 01:18:56,584 "Eva, we're made for each other. 1204 01:18:56,750 --> 01:19:00,334 This may sound weird to you, especially... 1205 01:19:00,542 --> 01:19:04,084 after not having talked to you all summer. 1206 01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:07,375 But if you'll let me, 1207 01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:09,875 I can offer you a plan you can't refuse. 1208 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:12,125 Why don't we go out together? 1209 01:19:12,584 --> 01:19:14,875 And if we like it, we can get married, 1210 01:19:16,167 --> 01:19:18,417 and have some kids. 1211 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,625 And then grow old together, 1212 01:19:23,042 --> 01:19:26,250 which with medical advances, could be a long time. 1213 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,209 Will you be a part of my plan? 1214 01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:38,709 Alex loves me. 1215 01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:42,750 And I love him. 1216 01:19:44,667 --> 01:19:46,667 So I'm not letting him get away. 1217 01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:50,292 Do I go get him? 1218 01:19:50,667 --> 01:19:52,459 -Of course! -Let's go! 1219 01:19:52,667 --> 01:19:53,417 Let's go! 1220 01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:04,917 -Eva, if you call Alex... -No, I'll call him. 1221 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:07,584 If we kill ourselves, it's a real drama. 1222 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:10,625 -Okay. -What are the dial codes? 1223 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,250 Give it here, Dad, I can do it faster. 1224 01:20:13,459 --> 01:20:16,167 -You just keep moving. -Shit! Voicemail! 1225 01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:19,084 Voicemail? Have you got a signal? 1226 01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:20,250 Call again. 1227 01:20:23,834 --> 01:20:27,375 Brother, something here just doesn't fit. 1228 01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:31,542 Eva's always been in love with you. 1229 01:20:32,917 --> 01:20:35,875 Besides, one drink 1230 01:20:36,084 --> 01:20:39,584 and she passes right out, you know that. 1231 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,792 Kids, it's getting late. Come on! 1232 01:20:42,417 --> 01:20:43,584 Let's go. 1233 01:20:58,167 --> 01:21:00,542 -Eva, damn it! -C'mon, girls! 1234 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:09,500 He must be inside already, it's so late! 1235 01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:14,417 -You can't go in. Security... -I have an idea, it's kind of illegal. 1236 01:21:14,584 --> 01:21:17,375 -No! -They closed it! 1237 01:21:17,542 --> 01:21:19,000 Eva! Which way? 1238 01:21:19,209 --> 01:21:20,334 That way! Let's go! 1239 01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:34,167 -That's it. -Now? 1240 01:21:34,292 --> 01:21:35,417 Testing. 1241 01:21:35,584 --> 01:21:38,292 Alex? Hello. One, two... Alex? 1242 01:21:38,459 --> 01:21:40,750 Alex, it's Eva. Can you hear me? 1243 01:21:40,917 --> 01:21:43,250 -Yes or no. Alex! -I don't know... 1244 01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:44,750 Alex, it's Eva. 1245 01:21:44,917 --> 01:21:48,542 I really need you to forgive me. Alex, can you hear me? 1246 01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:54,250 I need you to listen, I need you to forgive me. 1247 01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:58,042 I'm so sorry. Don't go, please. Don't catch that plane. 1248 01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:01,000 -Alex... -Eva! 1249 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:02,750 ...I need to talk to you. 1250 01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:06,334 I found the letter you wrote to me that you never read to me. 1251 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,084 -Eva! -In it you said that... 1252 01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:10,417 -you saw me and saw yourself. -Damn! Where are you? 1253 01:22:10,584 --> 01:22:13,750 You saw us together for our whole lives. 1254 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,709 We're made for each other. 1255 01:22:17,084 --> 01:22:19,834 -Yes, I know it too. -Eva! I'm here! Eva! 1256 01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:22,625 I know it was a perfect, wonderful plan... 1257 01:22:24,584 --> 01:22:27,917 ...that I screwed up. Forgive me, I can't recall a thing. 1258 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:30,917 If I did anything... I don't know what happened. 1259 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:34,000 It's alright. Damn it, Eva, I love you. 1260 01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:37,625 I just want to tell you one thing. You're the plan of my life. 1261 01:22:38,042 --> 01:22:41,709 -And you're mine. -Remember one thing... 1262 01:22:41,834 --> 01:22:45,542 Now or never, you know it. Now or never. 1263 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,834 I love you, Alex. I don't know if you're listening, but... 1264 01:22:50,042 --> 01:22:53,250 you're everything to me! I love you! 1265 01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:54,375 -No! -Bastard! 1266 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:57,375 -Alex! -Alejandro! 1267 01:22:57,625 --> 01:22:58,459 Alejandro, my son. 1268 01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:00,625 -Dad. -Alex. 1269 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:02,875 -Go after her. -I don't know where she is. 1270 01:23:03,084 --> 01:23:06,750 I'd go that way... Well, I wouldn't go at all,... 1271 01:23:06,917 --> 01:23:09,459 -but if it's what you want... -Okay. 1272 01:23:16,209 --> 01:23:17,084 Eva! 1273 01:23:17,709 --> 01:23:18,459 Eva! 1274 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:21,750 Don't go all soppy! 1275 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:25,459 Eva! Eva! 1276 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:26,875 Eva! 1277 01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:29,750 Eva! 1278 01:23:30,459 --> 01:23:32,875 Where are you? I love you too! 1279 01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:34,500 Eva! 1280 01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:47,917 Let go of me! 1281 01:23:48,167 --> 01:23:49,250 Eva! 1282 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:50,417 Eva! 1283 01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:53,584 I haven't done anything! Let go of me! 1284 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,125 Can't you run in an airport? 1285 01:24:01,834 --> 01:24:02,750 Eva! 1286 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:09,334 Let go of me! 1287 01:24:12,417 --> 01:24:15,417 Let me out! Damn it, let me out! 1288 01:24:17,209 --> 01:24:20,125 I just want to see Eva! I need to get out! 1289 01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,209 I just want to be with Eva. 1290 01:24:41,042 --> 01:24:41,750 Eva. 1291 01:24:41,875 --> 01:24:43,709 You really want to be with me? 1292 01:24:49,834 --> 01:24:50,709 I do. 1293 01:24:51,292 --> 01:24:53,292 Only if you want to be with me. 1294 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,125 I... 1295 01:24:59,459 --> 01:25:01,000 do. 1296 01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:07,250 Can I kiss the bride? 1297 01:25:51,084 --> 01:25:52,417 Just as well. 1298 01:25:52,584 --> 01:25:55,167 Get off! Oh, how funny! 1299 01:25:55,292 --> 01:25:58,334 I really feel so good inside... 1300 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,167 Let's take this photo! 1301 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:02,250 Oh, the photo. Come on. 1302 01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:04,209 Auntie, quick, the photo. 1303 01:26:04,334 --> 01:26:06,417 -The train, the diadem... -Come on. 1304 01:26:08,042 --> 01:26:10,167 -Come on, quick. -You all look gorgeous! 1305 01:26:10,292 --> 01:26:12,417 -Where do we go? Here? -And the bride and groom? 1306 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:14,667 -The bride and groom! -Here they come! 1307 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:18,125 To the bride and groom! 1308 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:28,334 -This is the right one, huh? -Yes. 1309 01:26:31,792 --> 01:26:34,584 After the cheese! 1310 01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:33,417 NOW OR NEVER 1311 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,625 The hotel biz is slavery. 1312 01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:43,459 It has its pluses, but it's slavery. 1313 01:27:43,709 --> 01:27:45,167 I'm going to leave the dogs... 1314 01:27:45,292 --> 01:27:48,167 ..that's not a plant... I left it on automatic watering 1315 01:27:48,292 --> 01:27:49,750 and it feeds itself. 1316 01:27:49,917 --> 01:27:52,459 That's laugh now, cry later. 1317 01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:55,375 But since I'm so... clever... 1318 01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:58,042 I wouldn't speak the word of a lie, right? 1319 01:27:58,209 --> 01:28:00,500 There's no shame in that... 1320 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:04,667 But we had fun... We had fun alright. 1321 01:28:04,792 --> 01:28:07,875 It may be a camping ground, but I think it's comfy. 1322 01:28:08,167 --> 01:28:11,125 I've stopped doing my... recovery. 1323 01:28:12,209 --> 01:28:14,334 A ton of your shit. 1324 01:28:14,792 --> 01:28:19,292 I don't want to wash anybody's undies. 1325 01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:23,167 Now this fellow says: "I'm heading out..." 1326 01:28:23,292 --> 01:28:25,250 But he's in his place and I'm in mine. 1327 01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:29,250 Who are you? The friend... from the kids' company, right? 1328 01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:33,167 If not for times like this... 93018