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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:18,900 ( Synth-pop music) 2 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,700 ( Synth-pop music on radio) 3 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:04,700 (Woman) Where you going dressed like that at this time of day? 4 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:07,200 Er... Fancy-dress party? 5 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,300 What are you going as? Fucking Fruit Pastille? 6 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,400 Hilarious, you are. 7 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,700 Told ya. Going football. 8 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,500 - 8:30 in the morning? - Yeah. 9 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,700 lt's an early kick-off, innit? 10 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,400 Must think l was born yesterday. 11 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,300 - Just be careful. - Come here. 12 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,500 (Whispers) 13 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,700 - And don't wake the baby on the way out. - (Door closes) 14 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,100 (Dog barking) 15 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 (Ringing tone) 16 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,300 Yeah, can l speak to the Super Mario lookalike, please? 17 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,800 Bexy boy. What, you got a job as an alarm call? 18 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,600 Yeah, all right, Yeti. l see yous Millwall boys are away up North today. 19 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:20,200 Might be at King's Cross about the same time as you. Fancy a meet? 20 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,400 What's the matter? You sound a bit agged. Still gutted we keep catching you out? 21 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,200 You couldn't catch a cold, you prick. Fancy it or not? 22 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:31,300 - You wouldn't think so. - The pub behind the station. Head for that. 23 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,500 - Oh, and don't bring the Old Bill. Grass. - We'll be there. Shithead. 24 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,200 Watch your back. Cos l'm gonna slit you open like an envelope. 25 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,300 - Yeah, you don't stand a... - (Click, dialling tone) 26 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,200 ( Disco, funk music) 27 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,400 All right, Bexy! 28 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,800 How you doin', Bexy? 29 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,400 - All right. - All right, Bex. 30 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,600 - You see anything? - Nah. Just spoke to their top boy, though. 31 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:22,600 He reckons they're firm-handed and right up for a meet. 32 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,300 - How many heads we got here? - 30 or 40. 33 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,000 - Plus the old lot will meet us down the tube. - Good. 34 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,700 - What's happening, Beef? - Sweet Bex. 35 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,000 - Do you want a drink? - R Whites. 36 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,800 Nunc, get me a beer and get him an R Whites, will ya? 37 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,000 Here. The other night he reckons he copped hold of that Lorraine. 38 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,600 l'm tellin' ya, l did. l plated her and everything. 39 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,600 - Lorraine? - Good sort, out the flats. With the wet-look? 40 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,000 - Oh, yeah. - Got her? 41 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Yeah, got her, got her. How was she, any good? 42 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:51,300 Not really. Lovely face, but a splosh like a kebab. 43 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:54,100 - Doner? - No, Lorraine. 44 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,800 (Laughs) 45 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,400 J, l meant the kebab, mate. 46 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,300 - Fucking wake up! - Come on, Trig. 47 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:04,100 - Let's have a mooch, eh? - 'Ere, give it ten, will ya? 48 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,800 - l've got drinks coming. - You mad? Come on. 49 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,100 - Let's go. - Fuck's sake. 50 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,600 Round up the young 'uns, will ya? 51 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,200 - Come on, boys, finish your drinks. Let's go. - We're on the move. 52 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,100 Put the drink down. Let's go. Come on! 53 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:17,200 We're on the move. 54 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,800 Stand there gettin' laggin' all day? They're right up for this. 55 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:25,200 Where you goin', Michael? Come over 'ere. 56 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,900 They're right up for this, this mob. 57 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:34,400 They wanna stand there, get fucking drunk all day, the lot of them. 58 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,500 - Fucking leave 'em, then, Bex. - Are you sure? 59 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,400 Fucking young 'uns, in't they? 60 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,800 Don't start shoutin', either, when we get there, yeah? 61 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 What's up? 62 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,000 - 'Ere y'are, boys, come on. - Fuckin' Old Bill here. 63 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,200 - Fuckin' Old Bill. - Listen, there's gawers here. 64 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:59,100 - Let's bolt. - (Bex) Sweet, son. Sweet. 65 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,200 (Radio) ..350 West Ham fans... 66 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,500 No one start gettin' mouthy and all that. 67 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,500 No one start gettin' mouthy. 68 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,000 - All right? - ls it closed, Bex? 69 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,500 Pub ain't open. What a liberty! 70 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,900 - Fucking pub's closed. - 'Scuse me, mate. Hold it there. 71 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,800 - Where do you think you're going? - Round the pub, mate. Meet me bird. 72 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:16,900 - With 200 of your mates? - Just goin' over there, policeman. 73 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,600 - Pub ain't even open. l don't believe this. - Fucking no-show. 74 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,300 They're a no-show, the cunts, and there's gawers 'ere. Fuck's sake! 75 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,500 - Fucking cunts. l don't believe it. - Haven't you got a train to catch? 76 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,400 Slip through the flats, some of you. Standing about! Fuck's sake. 77 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,200 (Radio) ..definitely some West Ham hooligans... 78 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,200 Bex, where's Millwall? There ain't no fucking Millwall 'ere, mate. 79 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,700 Come on. Come on, come on. 80 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,000 Coming? Trigger! Trigger. 81 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,000 - Road's not open, lads. - Where are they? 82 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:46,100 - Just go back the other way. - Follow Trig. 83 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:49,200 Ho-ho. Hold on, 'ere they are, 'ave a look, 'ere we are! 84 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,800 Stand up, will ya? Fucking stand up! 85 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,300 - Come on, West Ham, they're here! - Come on, West Ham! 86 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,100 Fuck the Old Bill! Get up here, now! 87 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,400 With me! Come on! 88 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,600 - Here we are! - (Siren) 89 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,300 All right, get here! Millwall, get here! 90 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,400 Everybody over here! Get here! 91 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,800 No fucking running, none of ya! 92 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,300 Hold it. Stand down! Stand down! 93 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,900 - Get here! Get here! - Turn round. 94 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:45,100 - l'm fucking 'ere. l'm fucking 'ere! - Stay where you are! 95 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,200 (Glass smashing) 96 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,000 lt's the same fucking thing, Yeti! 97 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,100 You two-bob East End cunt! Fuck you! 98 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,300 Don't fucking mouth with me, Yeti. 99 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:07,200 You fucking muppet. 100 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,200 ( Synth-pop music) 101 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 For fuck's sake, sprinkle the puff in the joint, will ya? 102 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,400 What you on about? Don't even know how to puff. 103 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,500 Don't know how to puff! 104 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,200 l was smoking templeball when you was still buzzing on Leb, mate. 105 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,100 l was, weren't l? l was hot-knifing three years ago. 106 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,700 Hot knives! You sure? 107 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,700 l've only ever seen you hot-knife once, and you was out on the penny. 108 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,100 - Spark out, you was. - Yeah, well, don't worry about me. 109 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,000 l'm the fucking puff king. l'm the geezer. 110 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:45,300 Oi, mate! Oi, mate! 111 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:48,000 (Laughing) 112 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,900 (Dog barking) 113 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:57,600 What you gettin' all tricky for? Just because you've had a few lugs on a joint. 114 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,600 l ain't gettin' tricky, l'm just sayin'. 115 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,700 l can't be dealin' with breakdancing and fingerin' your little sister. 116 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,200 - Must be something more. - Like what? 117 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Fuck knows. But there must be something. 118 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,400 You fingered my little sister? 119 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,400 l felt sorry for her. 120 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,900 You still comin' to Lips tonight, though, yeah? 121 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,800 - You might as well fuck off now, then. - All right. Don't get lemon, helmet. 122 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,800 - You're too young. - l'm not gettin' lemon. 123 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,800 You're just givin' it the big 'un. As usual. Helmet. 124 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,500 (Hums) 125 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,400 - Tune. - Don't stop the music 126 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,500 'Ere y'are. 127 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,700 Oi, love! 128 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:57,400 Oh, fuck off, you pair of melts. Oldest trick in the book, that is. 129 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,600 (Drilling) 130 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,400 Sorry l'm late, Dad. 131 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,000 - Late? You ain't late. You're early. - What? 132 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,200 You're early for tomorrow morning, cos you ain't passing 133 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,600 half past three in the fucking afternoon off as a day's work to me, mush. 134 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:22,000 All right, calm down. l'm 'ere now, and l'm gonna work hard. 135 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,200 Please, Dad, just a score. 136 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:29,500 (Scoffs) Do a score's worth of work and l'll give you it. 137 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,600 l'm only asking for 20 quid. Why are you being so tight? 138 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,000 - You can have a fiver. - A fiver? 139 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,400 - Yeah. - For fuck's sake, Dad. 140 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,800 l'm supposed to be goin' Lips with the boys. 141 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,800 You can have a fiver. 142 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,500 What am l supposed to buy with that? 143 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,200 - Won't even get me a bottle of Thunderbird. - Don't have nothing. 144 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,400 That jumper don't half look well on you, Dad. 145 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,500 Yeah? Nice. 146 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,600 So, what about that money, eh? 147 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:06,600 Don't you stop it, don't you stop 148 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,600 Don't stop the music 149 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,800 The beat keeps going round and round 150 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,200 Turns me upside down 151 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,400 lt don't really wanna stop 152 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,400 - Ooh! - (Laughs) 153 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,100 What are you doing? You made me jump. 154 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,800 Don't you stop it, don't you stop it 155 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,400 Don't stop the music 156 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,000 Oh, leave me alone, will ya? l'm not a kid, you know. 157 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,100 Go on, you melt! 158 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,700 Diddycoys. 159 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:41,300 - Takes so fucking long to get in here. - Always a fucking queue here. 160 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,700 'Ere y'are. Keep it down. 161 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,700 Go on, you're all right. 162 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Watch yourself. 163 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,400 Who's the ice cream? 164 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,300 - Fuck knows. Andrew Ridgeley? - Hello, Bex. 165 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,400 ( R&B music) 166 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,000 (Chatter drowned out by music) 167 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,500 Yeah, yeah, all right. 168 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,800 All right, doll? 169 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,700 Leave me out, ya ginger cunt. 170 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,400 (Laughter) 171 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,300 Well done, son, you're in there. 172 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,000 She's a fucking moose anyway. l'd rather knock one out. 173 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,500 Two Pernod and black, three lager tops, 174 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,200 a snakebite and a Thunderbird for the melt here. 175 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,200 Have a look. 176 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,200 lt's that clown in the shorts again. 177 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,800 What a fucking Jils, eh? 178 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,400 Get on this. 179 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,400 - Whoa. Sorry, mate. - lt's all right, mate. 180 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,800 Teach you to dance like a fucking melt, though, won't it? 181 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,400 Slow down. l'm just cuttin' a rug with me wife. 182 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,500 What, that? 183 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,600 No, you don't wanna make one with me, mate. 184 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,700 l'll fucking leave you behind. 185 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,300 Go on. 186 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:45,100 Come on, let's get the others. l'm gonna do that fucking face... 187 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:48,100 ( Electronic music) 188 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,400 - All right, mate? - (Woman) Oi, watch it, you prick. 189 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,800 Come on, then. How d'you wanna be? 190 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,000 Not so fucking mouthy, now, are ya? 191 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,400 - My nose! - Who's next? You? 192 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,900 You? 193 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,800 See you? l'll hit you so fucking hard, 194 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,500 next time you wake up, you'll have a chalk mark round ya. 195 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,800 Fuck off! 196 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,500 (Lizzie Webb on TV) So you don't hump like this. 197 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,200 You push down to go flat. Like that. 198 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,500 - There. Does that feel better? - The state of her. 199 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,400 - She's completely garrity. - That's rich comin' from you. 200 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:54,700 - You're startin' to look like a space hopper. - ..to the right foot... 201 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:59,000 - And the left! - Oh! Looks like that money was well spent. 202 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,100 Good night, was it? 203 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,700 - Oi! l said, good night, was it? - (Doorbell) 204 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,000 - Leave me alone. - He can't hear you, Bob. 205 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,900 - Hit him a bit harder. - Oh, leave off! 206 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,800 - Did you get any muff, son? - Any what? 207 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,800 Muff, you know, fanny. 208 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,300 Leave me alone, Dad, l'm not a kid, you know. 209 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,900 - Now get that down you. That'll sort you. - Get away from me. 210 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 'Ere. Have a word! 211 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,400 (All laughing) 212 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,700 Go on, laugh. Really funny, eh? 213 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,900 Something tells me your night didn't end so well. 214 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,400 But then again, who nose? 215 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,200 - lt's not funny. - Oh, take no notice, Tel. 216 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,200 He never nose when to stop. 217 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,800 All right, boys, l've got to go to work. Tel, sit down, have a cup of tea. 218 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,400 Who nose? lt might make you feel a bit better. 219 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,800 (Mutters) Fuck off, Bob. 220 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,800 - We've made a terrible ricket. - What? 221 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,800 That feller in the club was Bex. 222 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,600 What Bex? Weetabix? 223 00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:00,500 l'm serious. The Bex. The geezer that runs the firm. 224 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,800 Drop me out. What, that Bex? How do you know? 225 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,900 Little Simon says he's after us. 226 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,100 Us? l didn't do anything. 227 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,800 We've been named. Both of us. 228 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,900 Little Simon's brother works with him. 229 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,200 He's got an estate agent's down at the precinct. 230 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:22,100 Reckons we've got to go to the Lord Nelson round the big flats and say sorry. 231 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,800 Otherwise, it's on us. 232 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,400 And who stuck my name up? 233 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:31,100 l dunno. All l know is l don't want that lot after me. 234 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,100 They're naughty cunts. 235 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,700 Got no spit. 236 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,200 What's so funny? 237 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,400 Gotta admit it was a naughty head-butt. 238 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,700 He nearly knocked you spark out. 239 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,300 l mean, how fucking cool was he? 240 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,000 We were almost ten-handed, and he offered us all out. 241 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,600 What a pot house, eh? 242 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,500 All right, let's do it. 243 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,900 Listen, Bex. 244 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,100 We just want to say we're really sorry for what happened in Lips. 245 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,900 We were both laggin', and had no idea who you are. 246 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,500 l mean, if l'd have known, l'd have properly swerved you. 247 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,800 (Man) Look at this bottle. 248 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,700 l might be facety, but l ain't a diddycoy. l'd have left you right out. 249 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,200 What...what l'm trying to say is... 250 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,900 l'm really fucking sorry for nausing a night out with you and your wife. 251 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,700 - What's a diddycoy? - lt's pikey tongue for div. 252 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,900 - (Bex) What, you a pikey? - No! 253 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,800 - What's your name? - Dominic. 254 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,000 Who's the dry lunch? 255 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,200 That's Terry. He's the one you head-butted. 256 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,900 Oi, lunch. 257 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,800 Show us your face. 258 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,100 (Laughter) 259 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Go on. You can go now. 260 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,200 ls it still on us? 261 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,200 - No. Go on. - Thanks, Bex. 262 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,900 Dominic. 263 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Ain't half got some bottle, walking in here like that. 264 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,200 - That the ginger cunt you're talking about? - That's him, yeah. Little cunt in the back. 265 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,000 (High-pitched voice) ''You ain't half got some bottle, coming in here like that.'' 266 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,700 (High-pitched voice) ''Who's the dry lunch? Oi, lunch, show me your face.'' 267 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,400 Cunt. Who's he think he is, standing there like Bj�rn Borg, 268 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,200 in all that silly tennis get-up? 269 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,400 Ain't no one had the bottle to tell him he looks... 270 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,600 All right, Bex? 271 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,400 (Mutters) Fucking 'ell, that was close. 272 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,900 (Snooker on TV) 273 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,700 (Door closes) 274 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,000 You all right, baby? 275 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,300 Been anywhere nice? 276 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,000 Just out. Who's playing? 277 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,400 Steve Davis. lt's the semis. Come and watch it with us. 278 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,900 Nah. He's a right dry lunch, that Davis. 279 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:51,200 - He's a what? - Dry lunch, you know, a nothing boat. 280 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,900 l never heard you say that before. 281 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,600 Just something we say when we're out and about. 282 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,100 Night, Mum. Night, Dad. 283 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,100 - Night, baby. - Night, son. 284 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,200 ( Hip-hop music plays) 285 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,200 - Where you goin', Dom? - Don't matter. 286 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,100 - Can l help you? - ls Bex in, please? 287 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,400 Take a seat. 288 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,100 Clive, there's a young gentleman here to see you. 289 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400 He'll be right out. 290 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:24,400 - (Phone) - (Woman) Hunter, Ashton and Clarke. 291 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,000 What are you doin' here? 292 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,200 - Just wanted to ask you something. - Go and wait outside. 293 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,000 (Woman) OK, l'll let him know. 294 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,600 Just, anyone calls for me, l'm with a punter on a viewing. 295 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,400 Stephen rang. He says he can't make five-a-side tonight. 296 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,000 - He can't get a baby-sitter. - Marvellous. 297 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,200 What d'you want, then? 298 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,800 Just wanted to know if l could go back to the same nightclub. 299 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,200 l told you it's sweet, you got a pass. 300 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,900 Yeah, well, like l said, l am really sorry about what happened. 301 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,500 - We was well out of our depth. - You got a pass. All right? 302 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,200 Now don't worry about it. 303 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,800 Look, l'm sorry l come to your office. 304 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,200 Didn't want to drive you mad in front of people. 305 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:11,900 Look, mate. l got things to do. l can't stand out here talking bollocks with you all day. 306 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Come on. 307 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,000 There is only one trainer. 308 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:24,600 'Ere, Bex. ls it true you had it with the Service Crew, 40-handed? 309 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:29,100 They reckon you stood and had it with them. Then made one with the Old Bill as well. 310 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:33,100 l was gonna go to that game. Me old man wouldn't let me out. 311 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,100 Some old bollocks about knowing you lot were goin' firm-handed 312 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,200 - and there was gonna be agg. - Yeah? 313 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,700 Yeah. 314 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:45,600 - You any good at football, trappy? - Course. 315 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,000 Yeah, well, l need someone to make up the numbers tonight. 316 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,600 Be at the cages behind the new flats at six, l'll give you a game. 317 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,600 38 pound, please, Bex. 318 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:58,700 Put that yellow Sergio in a bag for me and all, send it over to the office. 319 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,800 (Cashier) No problem. 320 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,500 - Well, do you fancy it or not? - Yeah, l'll be there. 321 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,100 Good. 322 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,200 Don't be late. And wear some sensible clobber. 323 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,700 - Please. - (Bob) No. 324 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,900 - Please! - You don't get wages 325 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,700 if you haven't done any work. 326 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,400 l've been grafting my bollocks off. 327 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,700 You don't know the meaning of the word, kid. 328 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,000 D'you know, the only thing you ever ask me for is money? 329 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,200 Yeah, but this is different, cos l'm asking you as a son and as a friend. 330 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:33,100 - As a man, even. - When will you get it into your canister, 331 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,500 you don't get wages if you haven't been at work. 332 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,100 - Stroll on. - l'll take the ladder away. 333 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,600 l'll go through the window. 334 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:46,100 Don't you stop it, don't you stop 335 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,900 Don't stop the music 336 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,500 All right, all right. lf l give you readies, it's a sub, not wages. 337 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,900 - Done! - Means you still gotta do the collar. 338 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,500 - Done! - How much? 339 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,600 - 38 pound. - You tryin' to spin my nut, mush? 340 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,500 - What you buyin'? - Scag. 341 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,400 - What? - Come on, just chuck the money down. 342 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,700 You're doolally, you. 343 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:09,900 - Cheers, Joey Deacon. - You facety little ras. 344 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,200 (Bex) Use it! 345 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,200 - Where you been? Get in goal. - l'm not a goalie. 346 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,900 You fucking are now, go on. 347 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,200 (Man) Come on! 348 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,800 - (Whistle) - Fucking wrong with you, you jar? 349 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,300 You told me you were value! What's the matter with you? 350 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,000 - Bex, who the fuck is he, eh? - Where'd you get him from? 351 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,400 Long! Long! 352 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,600 (Whistle) 353 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,900 Good goal, Bex! 354 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,900 Course it's a good goal, you plum. 355 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,300 J, take him! 356 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,300 - (Whistle) - No, ref, no! 357 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,400 Fuck off, referee! lt weren't over the line! 358 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:53,200 That's never a penalty! lt weren't over the line! 359 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,600 - For fuck's sake. - Dunno what you're talkin' about. 360 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:59,300 - lt weren't over the line. Fuckin' hell. - Fuck off before l've had enough of you. 361 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,400 What's the matter wi' you? 362 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,500 Listen, save this and you'll be a legend. 363 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,700 - Miss it and l'll cut ya. - (Laughter) 364 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,500 - (Yelling) - (Whistle) 365 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,300 - There you go! Yeah! - Quality, Dom. 366 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,600 Blinder! Fuckin' blinder. 367 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,400 Portsmouth meet's at Waterloo, Saturday. 368 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:30,900 Train leaves at 9:48, so make sure you're all there by about half nine. 369 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:33,900 - You all sweet with that? - (All) Sweet, Bex. Yeah. 370 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:37,900 (Bex) Listen, put the word out, and all. But no time-wasters or passengers Saturday. 371 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,300 We need a good firm together for this mob. 372 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,500 So keep your nuts together. All of ya. 373 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,400 l'm off, Snow. Meet with Trigger and the older lot. 374 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,800 - (Boy) You comin', yeah? - Yeah. 375 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,000 Should be a good buzz down there. 376 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,900 - Cheers, Bex. - See you later, Bex. 377 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,400 Nice trainers, Dom. 378 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,900 (Dog growling) 379 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,200 - (Canned laughter) - Go on. 380 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,200 (Rodney) After you, Del. 381 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:11,100 Mm. Terry called round earlier, see if you was comin' out. 382 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,200 What's the matter? You fallen out with him? 383 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,200 No, l'm just sick of doing the same thing every day. 384 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,400 Could try comin' to work. 385 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,200 (Del) We're gonna eat all right for the next week or so. 386 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,400 - Who was you playin' football with? - Some mates. 387 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,500 - What mates? - You don't know 'em, they're new mates. 388 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,200 Oooh, new mates! Who are they, then? 389 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,300 - They're casuals. - Casuals? What's that mean? 390 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,200 - They sit around doing fuck all all day? - (Bob) l know who they are. 391 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,900 They've all got wedge haircuts and smoke black. 392 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,400 - Ngggh! - Your fucking face'll stay like that 393 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,700 - if the wind changes. - (Laughs) 394 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:53,300 Well, actually, they've all got good jobs. 395 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,300 Unlike Terry and that lot. 396 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,200 All right, boom. You've come home from a hard day's work, 397 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,900 wander straight in here, the kitchen, 398 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,100 where you knock yourselves up a nice a la carte supper 399 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:05,200 on your newly fitted Neff appliance. 400 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,100 - You do cook, l presume? - Malcolm does the cooking. 401 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,200 Modern. Then you wander through here, you're into the lounge. 402 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:15,400 This is where you kick back, unwind, enjoy the panoramic views. 403 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,700 Flick the switch on the B&O and drift off to the sounds of Clannad. 404 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,400 You are a music man, ain't ya, Malcolm? 405 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,900 - Er, Genesis. - Prog rock. l like it. 406 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,700 Me and you could be friends if l weren't selling you an 'ouse. 407 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,700 Justine, the plans, please. 408 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,300 Mrs Cardwell. Have a feel of that. 409 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,000 - Oh, it is nice. (Giggles) - Nice? 410 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,600 All due respect, Mrs Cardwell, that's top of the range. 411 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,200 You won't find any other new builds in London with this level of attention to detail. 412 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,900 We're talking Bulthaup kitchen units, peach melba Dolphin bathrooms 413 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,300 and the finest bit of Axminster carpet in avocado you will ever find. 414 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,600 Justine, what do we call a house like this in the trade? 415 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,800 - Ream. - Ream. Exactly. 416 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,200 And you don't think there'll be a slowdown in the London property market? 417 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,900 Never. 418 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,700 (Beeps horn) 419 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,700 l'll leave you to have a look round with Justine. Any questions, ask her. 420 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,400 l'll tell you, if these homes don't sell off-plan within a week, l'll eat my hat. 421 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,600 'Scuse me. 422 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,300 So what l was thinking, we could have green in the kitchen... 423 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:25,300 - What you doin'? - Ah, don't matter. 424 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,800 - We sweet for tonight? - Meetin' us somewhere off the plot. 425 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,300 Millwall's firm and Portsmouth's firm. Top boys only. 426 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,600 Good. How'd they sound? Up for it? 427 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,800 More chance of gettin' shit out of a rockin' horse 428 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,800 than runnin' a firm with that lot under ya. 429 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,100 Yeah, well. We'll see. 430 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,900 - This is us. - Dump it over there, Trig. 431 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 - l'll do this on me own, all right? - l'll be at the bar if you need me. 432 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:13,700 - Oh, here we go. - What's the matter, you lost your flock? 433 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:17,600 - Oh, yeah. Well done. - What happened to you lot the other day? 434 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:21,000 You bring the Old Bill with ya cos you shit yourselves or were you just lost? 435 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:24,200 We wouldn't struggle to find you mob, walking about like a load of pikeys 436 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:27,600 - in yer moody Kappa tracksuits. - So you grassed yourselves up, then? 437 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,900 What are you two divs on about? 438 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:33,100 Bex and his West Ham firm shit 'emselves so they brought the gawers with 'em 439 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,000 when we had a little meet planned. 440 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:38,600 Sure it weren't one of your young lot? They didn't look like they wanted to have it. 441 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,600 My young lot'd open you up like a village fete, you saucy cunt. 442 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,600 - (Laughter) - Listen. 443 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,500 There's over 4,000 Germans booked in for Europe this summer. 444 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,500 Unless our three firms go together, they're gonna run us all over. 445 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,400 They might run you lot. They'll come undone against us. 446 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,000 Shut up. l ain't finished yet. 447 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,800 Look, we wanna put on a proper show out there, 448 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,700 - then we've gotta go together. - Oh, let me think. 449 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,800 - With you as top boy? - (Laughter) 450 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,500 There you go, dinlow. Even a farmer can work it out. 451 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,500 You've got no chance, shithead. What makes you so special? 452 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,800 Er... Just the fact that for the past two seasons 453 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:17,100 we've steamed both firms in this room. 454 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,600 (Laughter) 455 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,100 Right, l'll tell you what. 456 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,300 We're all playing each other in the next few weeks. 457 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,300 - Clever girl. - Pipe down, cunty. 458 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,900 You come and take us out with your top firm, then you can take us on tour. 459 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:33,400 But before you do that, you can come down the coast and pay us a little visit. 460 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,700 You won't know what's hit ya. 461 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,800 You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. 462 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,800 All right. We'll see who's got the top firm. 463 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:46,400 You. Farmer. You'll get yours when we land on your plot Saturday. 464 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 - And you. - Yeah? 465 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,800 Yeti. l'm gonna put 150 stitches in your face. 466 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:59,800 - l'm shittin' meself, ain't l? - Yeah, you look it. 467 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,700 See that door? Use it. 468 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:07,900 Yeah, this is the gaff, Dad. All the gear's ream in 'ere. 469 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,200 - Comes to nothing, as well. - Ream? What's ream? 470 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,600 Comes to nothing? Fuck me, mush, that's nearly 80 quid. 471 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,400 What you on about, Dad? lt's Ellesse. 472 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,300 - Elle what? - lt's what all the chaps are wearing. 473 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,200 Oh, are they bollocks. How about a nice waffle jumper? 474 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,400 'Ere, look at this one, Bob. Lovely, eh? 475 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:31,400 Oh, that's a blinder, Shel. There you go, mush. 476 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,600 That's what you wanna be wearing if you wanna stand out in the crowd. 477 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,400 Now that is a bit of you, eh? 478 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,900 Leave it out, Dad. l'll get my 'ead kicked in for wearing that. 479 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000 What? lt's lovely, babe. You'll look the bee's knees in it. 480 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Yeah, all right, Mum. l'll look like a fucking Slush Puppy. 481 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,300 - (Laughs) - 25 quid. 482 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,500 Perfect. You can have the bottoms as well. 483 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,600 - No. - What do you mean, no? 484 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:56,000 lt's a fucking terrific bit of clobber. 485 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,100 - l mean, no, l'm not wearing it. - Well, what else you gonna wear? 486 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,500 l'd rather walk about in the nude than wear that. 487 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,800 Why can't you stop being so tight and just buy me the Ellesse? 488 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800 You know l'll work it off. 489 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:14,000 - Oh, go on. - (Bob) Yeah? You're working for this. 490 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,900 Oh, shit, it's J. Give me the readies, yous two better shake out. 491 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,000 - (Shel) What? - Go on, make out you don't know me. 492 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,400 - Go on, chip. - Chip? 493 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,000 - What's he on about? - Mm? 494 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,900 All right, Dom? Thought you was out grafting. 495 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,600 All right, J? Nah, just out gettin' meself some new garms. 496 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,300 Straight? Who's your pals? 497 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:38,200 Just me mum and dad. 498 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,900 - Just? - All right? l'm J. 499 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,200 - Hello, boy. l'm Shelley, this is Bob. - All right? 500 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,600 We love our little boy, so will you look after him for us? 501 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:49,400 - Yeah, yeah, course l will. - All right. Come on, Bob. We're done here. 502 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,400 Bye, darling. 503 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,300 - His nuts are hanging out of them shorts. - Trust you to notice. 504 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,300 Keep dogs. Just gonna buzz a pair of Trimm-Trabs. 505 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,400 ( Rock music) 506 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,700 See you? l'll hit you so hard 507 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,000 that the next time you wake up you'll have a chalk mark round ya. 508 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:34,200 (Men chatting and laughing) 509 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,900 (Chatter drowned out by music) 510 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,200 He's down like that. Grabbed the big cunt, pulled him in, right... 511 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,600 Cunt got such a big shock. 512 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:07,000 (Drowned out by music) 513 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,100 'Old up, it's the 'ector. 514 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:18,600 Tickets, please. Tickets for Portsmouth, please. 515 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,000 - He's got mine, mate. - Sorry, pal. He's got mine. 516 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,400 - He's got mine. - He's got mine. 517 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,600 - He's got mine. - What you done with my ticket? 518 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,500 - None of you have got tickets, have you? - (All) No. 519 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:33,900 - And you don't intend to buy any, do you? - (All) No! 520 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,700 'Ere, mate. Might as well sit down, have a drink with us. Come on. 521 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,100 - Yeah, go on! - (All shouting) 522 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,800 All right? 523 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,300 - Oh, fuck it, why not? - (Cheering) 524 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,100 Come on. What you standin' about for? 525 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,400 Early 'ere. 526 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,900 You remember any of this? 527 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:29,300 (Trigger) 'Ere y'are. This is where Pompey's boozer is. 528 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,400 l'm sure it's round 'ere somewhere. 529 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,500 - Trigger. - (Trigger) What? 530 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,800 - Trigger! - What? 531 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,500 Round 'ere, l think. 532 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,400 You ain't gonna find Pompey 'ere, Bex. l wanna get something to eat. 533 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,400 Something to eat? Where you gonna get that? 534 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,400 - l dunno. Wimpy or something. - Fucking Wimpy? Are you sure? 535 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,400 Who's coming with me? Come on. 536 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:52,300 Ain't come here to eat, we've come here to have it with fucking Portsmouth. 537 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,900 What's the matter with ya? Come on. 538 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,200 Where the fuck are you going? Looking for a boozer this time of the morning? 539 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,000 - Trig, what you talking about? - Come this way. 540 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,500 - Where you going? - We're going to get something to eat. 541 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,800 - What? - Mustard, come on. 542 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,700 We're on the plot, what are you worried about? Come on. 543 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:08,600 - See you at the ground, all right? - (All shouting) 544 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,200 - See you at the away end, Trig. - Eh? 545 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,400 - Enjoy your hot dog, mate. - Yeah? Enjoy your swim, Bex. 546 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,100 - Come on. - Where's your beach? 547 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,900 - What we doing? - (Trigger) We're going this way. 548 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 (J) Fuck knows. 549 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,400 Don't fucking need Trigger and that old lot. 550 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,500 All they think about is their bellies. 551 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,700 You up for this, mate? Bit of luck, it'll go right off. 552 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:31,700 Yeah, sweet, mate, l'm game. 553 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,700 'Ere, they're 'ere, Bex. There's Pompey's boozer there, look. 554 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,000 - Hey, they're about 200-handed. - Get up here. Don't start lagging behind. 555 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Come on, Pompey! 556 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,600 - Come on, boys. - (Bex) No one start fucking off. 557 00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:00,000 - No one fuck off. - Dom? 558 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,200 Get back! Get fucking back! 559 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,400 There's fucking loads of them there, mate. 560 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,600 Fuck me, look at this! 561 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,300 Come on, then, l've been waiting for ya. 562 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,300 (Glass smashing) 563 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,500 Go on. 564 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,200 Move back! 565 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,800 Oi! Fucking get out the way. 566 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,400 (Siren) 567 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,000 Come on, then! Come on! 568 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,700 Move back! 569 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,900 (Barking) 570 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:17,200 We turned the corner and l was going, ''Oi, there they are! Pompey!'' 571 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:21,700 And l've seen that farmer, that little cunt, he's standing there in a yellow coat, 572 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,500 swear to God he's smilin' at me. 573 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,000 So l've gone, ''Come on, then! You'll be all right. Hold this!'' 574 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,300 - You get 'im? - Yeah. Course. 575 00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:32,000 D'you see him, little Dom? He shaped up all right. 576 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,200 He was up front with me, took one and all. 577 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,300 He's a light, the kid. 578 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:56,000 l swear to God, Dad. She was about 18 stone, wearing full biker leathers. 579 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:59,600 She had me pinned to the feather, telling me what she was gonna insert up my box. 580 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,600 - What? Are you sure? - l had no choice. 581 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,400 l had to fight her. 582 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,100 - And she just punched you in the mouth? - Basically. 583 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,800 Pass me the rest of that, fan pot. 584 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,900 You gotta do better than that when your mother sees you. 585 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,600 All right, mate? J told me l'd find you up here. 586 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,000 - How's it going? - All right, Bex? What you up to? 587 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:24,500 Just passing through. Enjoy yourself Saturday? 588 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,800 - Yeah, you wouldn't think so. - Yeah, well. 589 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,000 Keep this weekend free. 590 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:32,500 We're at home to the mickeys. Should be a good buzz. 591 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,400 ls the old man about? Wanted to see if he fancied quoting on a job for me. 592 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,600 l'm his old man. What can l do for you, Mr... 593 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:41,100 - Bex. - Mr Bex. 594 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,100 Nah. Nah, just Bex. 595 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,500 So what jobs you want quoting on, then, Bex? 596 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,900 Well, my office just bought into some of them new builds by the drink. 597 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:53,400 But the builders went skint and they've gone through the slips with me readies. 598 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,400 Slips? What...what's slips? 599 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,600 That's just something we say, mate. 600 00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,900 Anyway, fancy taking a look at them? 601 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,300 Course we will, Bex. Who are we to turn down a bit of collar, eh? 602 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,000 Well, l don't wanna step on no one's toes, do l? 603 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,800 Give him the address and we'll fly down and have a look at 'em. 604 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,400 You'll have to excuse me, l've got to crack on. 605 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,000 Yeah, ta-ta. 606 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:23,800 - l dunno what's wrong with him. - Give him a puff, he'll be all right. 607 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,300 - Either that or get him a brass. - Yeah. 608 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,600 Here you are, mizzog. 609 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:36,100 - Laters, Bex. - Ta-ta, champ. 610 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,500 What's wrong with you? That's my pal. 611 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,300 l don't like him. 612 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,300 - l don't care. He's me right pal. - l don't like him. 613 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,700 ( Disco, funk music plays) 614 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:53,800 Have a look. lt's a fucking Liquorice Allsort. 615 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,300 - You sure? - What? 616 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,200 - You look like fucking John McEnroe. - (Laughter) 617 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,800 - Where you been, anyway? - Nowhere special. 618 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,500 Went football Saturday, kicked off with Pompey, didn't it? 619 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,100 - Who'd you go there with? - Bex and that lot. 620 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,600 Should have been there, Tel, it was naughty. 621 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,000 See my eye? Still bloodshot. 622 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:18,700 Took a dig off some big lump, didn't l? Stayed on me feet, though. 623 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,600 Why didn't you tell me you was going? l would have come. 624 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,400 They didn't ask for you, mate. Only asked for me. 625 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:28,100 All right, Dom? Who's this lot? 626 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,000 All right, J? This is Terry. Remember him from the pub? 627 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,500 - Yeah. All right? - Tel's up for coming football, in't ya, Tel? 628 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,300 - Yeah? - Yeah, he's a good 'ead. 629 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,900 Yeah, he looks it. 630 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:41,000 l gotta chip, Dom. See ya. 631 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:46,000 - Come on. - We're goin' taxin' up the precinct. 632 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:48,400 Laters, Tel. 633 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,900 Look, l'll bell ya, yeah, mate? 634 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,500 ( Funk-pop music) 635 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,700 Come on, Dom, let's chip. Come on. 636 00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:13,100 - Have that for keeping dog. - Straight? 637 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,900 Fucking log of wood, not even dancing! You're lagging. 638 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,100 What do you reckon? Don't look like a postbox, do l? 639 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,400 Nah, mate. You look the bollocks. 640 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,600 Well, don't look at me. Fucking get on with it. 641 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:37,000 - l'm seeing how you do it. - Seeing how you do it! 642 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,100 l'm learning, l'm learning. You're always on about learning. 643 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:10,300 (Chatter drowned out by music) 644 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,000 The Home Secretary, Leon Brittan, said he could well understand the decision 645 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,400 to postpone travel arrangements for England fans 646 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,400 heading for the European Championship. 647 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:25,600 He said that soccer hooliganism was nothing more than outbursts of savagery... 648 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,800 So you fancy comin' Europe, do you, Dom? 649 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,100 Yeah. lf l can get the readies together. 650 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:39,900 Aww, ain't that sweet? 651 00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:43,700 - Gotta get blooded first. - Blooded? 652 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,400 You ever been tattooed? 653 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:52,300 - No. - Virgin, eh? 654 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:16,000 Dominic. l'd like you to meet a very old friend of mine, and yours. 655 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:20,800 Please put your hands together for... 656 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,300 Stanley! 657 00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:25,800 Leave it out. You ain't gonna do it with that, are ya? 658 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,800 You wanna run with the foxes, mate. 659 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,900 - Jesus. - He won't help ya. 660 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:33,400 Come on, up you get. 661 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,800 Come on! 662 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,600 Well, go on, then. 663 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:02,000 (Gasps) 664 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,700 Poisonous, that is. 665 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:27,000 lt gets into your bloodstream, you could be dead by morning. 666 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:31,900 Yeah? How come you lot are all still here, then? 667 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,800 (All laughing) 668 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,800 Oh, mate! 669 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:53,000 - You fucking little prick. - What an ice cream, eh? 670 00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:55,300 - Oh, Dom, what are you like? - Quality. 671 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,200 Oh, mate! 672 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,600 Feet apart, keep the feet down. 673 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,800 Down you go. 674 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:06,400 Up with that curved spine. 675 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:10,700 - And again. - What on earth are you two doing? 676 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,000 All the way down. Right, feet together. 677 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:17,300 Mad Lizzie workout. Time to get in shape, son. 678 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,700 And he's on the Special K diet. 679 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,100 Anyway, where you going so early? You're not normally out the feather till midday. 680 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:27,200 You're not even doing it properly, Mum. Anyway, l'm going football. 681 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,900 - What, dressed like that? - lt's called fashion, Dad. 682 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,900 Something you wouldn't know nothing about. 683 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:35,400 Who you going out with? Your new mate? Bex? 684 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,000 - (Mocking) ''Yeah.'' l'll see you later. - Oi. You be careful with him. 685 00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:43,000 He looks like a bloody postbox. 686 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,600 - All right, Pete? - All right, Dom? 687 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,500 - Winning? - Winning, you cunt. 688 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,300 - How are you, mate? - All right, Dom? 689 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,200 - Sweet. - (Bex murmuring) 690 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,100 You sure, Dom? Go and sit round there, eh? 691 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Oi, oi. Didn't you call him first? 692 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:16,200 You wanna start dropping clobber like that round 'ere, mate, 693 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:19,600 you better check it with your boyfriend, cos it's a little bit strong. 694 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,500 (Laughter) 695 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,600 'Ere. Did you buy 'em together? 696 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:26,700 Yeah? (Laughs) 697 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,200 Actually... 698 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,900 l bet that you saw him buy his first, 699 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,200 and you went straight out and copied him. 700 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,400 Didn't ya? 701 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,300 - Am l right? - He's not fucking wrong, is he? 702 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,400 Funny thing about you is, Dom... 703 00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:58,200 is when you first come round 'ere, you was dressed like a right div. 704 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:02,700 And yet, 'ere you are, and you're all dressed up like him. 705 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,500 - What's that about? - Leave it, Trig, eh? 706 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:09,800 - (Sniggering) - There's a word for that, in't there? 707 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:14,600 - Snow? - Yeah. lnfatuation. 708 00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:16,700 (Loud laughter) 709 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,500 That's it. 710 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,700 lnfatuation. 711 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,300 But to us lot, it just means you wanna get stuck up him. 712 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:36,300 (Giggling) 713 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:42,000 (Bex) You're on your own there, mate. (Trigger) He's dumping you now. 714 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:46,200 Look. You're gonna have to find someone else to fucking lap up. 715 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:48,700 (Sniggering) 716 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:54,000 Tell you what, son. 717 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:57,400 You can plate me if you like. 718 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,400 (Laughter) 719 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,400 Next time, just put in a call first, you fucking dry lunch. 720 00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:09,600 All right, Trig. Leave it now, eh? 721 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,800 - That's a bit strong. - (Trigger) For fuck's sake. 722 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,600 - Fuck's sake. - Sweet, Dom? 723 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,200 He's all right. Don't worry. 724 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,200 Diet's gone west, l see. 725 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:39,300 You'll go fucking west in a minute if you don't carry on working, you nause. 726 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:43,300 (Dom) You're the nause, you fat melt. (Bob) Oh, look, here's your mate. 727 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,900 Rung the bell here, in't ya? 728 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 - All right, Bill? - Bob. 729 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,000 - One there for you, look. - Cheers, mate. 730 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 What happened to you the other day? 731 00:52:57,100 --> 00:53:00,800 - l turned round, you'd vanished. - l had a dicky tummy, didn't l? 732 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:03,200 Went to the khazi and yous lot had slipped. 733 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:07,600 You ain't gotta stick your fanny up, mate. l could see you was burnt. 734 00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:11,000 But he gets like that in booze, he don't mean nothing by it. 735 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,400 He just likes people to stand up to him. 736 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:17,600 - Well, what am l supposed to say to him? - Tell him to fucking slow down. 737 00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:19,700 Oh, great. 738 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 He's right about one thing, though. 739 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,100 Well, do you wanna run with the foxes? 740 00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:36,100 Anyway, l come by to tell you, me and Strides are having a russell at Lips later. 741 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:38,600 - We both want you to be there. - Really? Yeah? 742 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,200 Really, yeah. But don't wear that red tracksuit. 743 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,100 l won't. 744 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:47,400 And there's a little bird there who's dying to fly into you. 745 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500 - Ta-ta, champ. - See you later. 746 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,700 (Bob) Oi! Lazy bollocks. We ain't finished up 'ere yet. 747 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,900 - Fuck off. - Nggh, nnggh. 748 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,700 Sweet, Dom? Where was you the other day? 749 00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:21,100 All right, J? l had a queer belly, didn't l? 750 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,300 Didn't miss much. The Old Bill was everywhere. 751 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,400 'Ere, you all right, Dom? Listen, you coming Palace with us tomorrow? 752 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,500 - Course, l'm up for it. - Good stuff. 753 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,900 - Be a bit of fun down there. - Sweet, boys. 754 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,200 l'd better go and say hello to Bex. 755 00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:41,300 Here he is! Hello, mate, you don't half look well. 756 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,200 - Thanks, mate. - Hello, handsome. 757 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,100 - Where's he been keeping you? - Oi, slow down, tart. 758 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,500 Make yourself useful. Go and get me a drink, eh? 759 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,100 Oi. Don't get trappy in front of your little mate. 760 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,900 Nause. Remember, you don't call me Strides for nothing. 761 00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:01,600 - Powerful, eh? - She's a light, mate. 762 00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:05,400 Yeah, well, you know what they say. Behind every good man... 763 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,700 there's a shit cunt. 764 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,900 - Coming Palace? - Yeah, mate. 765 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,900 Good. Cos l've got a little plan. 766 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:16,600 Fancy we take a detour, land on that Yeti when his back's turned? 767 00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:20,800 What? Show them who's got the top firm. Yeah? 768 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:24,200 Oh, have a look. 769 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,200 Now, remember what l told ya. 770 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,800 - All right, mate? - Trigger. 771 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,800 Get your assistant to knock me up a banana daiquiri, would ya? 772 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,300 Oh, no! You ain't gonna take that, are you, Dom? 773 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,700 'Ere, Trig. Why don't you fuck off and leave me alone, eh? 774 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,000 Do you want me to do you in front of everyone? 775 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,900 Cos l'll fucking kick you up and down this club. 776 00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:52,200 Go on, then, you tricky cunt. 777 00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:02,500 - l knew you had it in ya. - Well in, Dom. 778 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,900 - Go on, mate. - Oi! 779 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,800 There's that bird l was telling you about. 780 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,300 Go on! 781 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,100 Dom, Justine, Justine, Dom. 782 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:21,200 - All right, Dom? - All right, Justine? 783 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,800 Fuck me, that was basic. 784 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:27,300 So, er...fancy a drink? 785 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,700 Not really. 786 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,100 Bins on or off? 787 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,200 Mm. 788 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800 Plate first? 789 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,600 Listen. Change of plan. We ain't going Palace. 790 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:21,400 We're gonna go land on that fucking Yeti's plot instead. 791 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:24,400 - See if we can catch him off-guard. - You wanna be careful. 792 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,800 We could come undone down there. 793 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:29,000 Are you mad? 794 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,400 Have a look at this firm we got round us. 795 00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:34,100 - Sweet, champ? - l'm up for it. 796 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,700 Sweet. Snow? 797 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,000 - Course, mush, you know me. - Dave? 798 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,200 Sounds like a plan, Bex, yeah, mate. 799 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:43,300 - Usef, fancy it? - Yeah, definitely, mate. 800 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,400 Good. Let's go and do this fucking Yeti. 801 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:51,800 - 'Ere y'are, this is Millwall's boozer. - Just take it easy, will ya? 802 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:55,200 'Ere y'are, look. There's two, look. 'Ere, there's two of the Yeti's lot. 803 00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:58,100 What are you doing? Slow up, will you? We don't know their numbers. 804 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,300 J, J, get here with me. Knuckle, sort your fucking mob out. 805 00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,900 - Come on. - 'Ere y'are, J, come here. 806 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,900 Come on. 807 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:08,000 - All right, sweet. - Keep it together. 808 00:58:08,100 --> 00:58:10,300 Knuckle, sort your mob out. Sort your mob out. 809 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,600 (Trigger) Fucking get together, now! 810 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:17,000 - Come on, Millwall! - Get here! Don't fucking run! 811 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,900 Fucking get here, J! 812 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,400 J! They've got tools! 813 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,800 (Bex) Fucking get me out! Fucker! 814 00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:08,900 (Glass smashing) 815 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,400 Come on, then, boys, here they are. 816 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,800 Want some of this? You want some of this now? 817 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:55,000 Come here! What you running for? 818 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,800 What you running for? Hold that, you West Ham cunt. 819 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,400 - What? - That was clever, weren't it? 820 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,000 You made us look like a bunch of fucking idiots. 821 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:49,200 Wait there. Wait over there. 822 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:06,800 - You sweet, Dom? - Yeah, sweet. 823 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,100 (Snow) Oh, no. 824 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,700 Oh! 825 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:21,800 That's a naughty wound, mate. Go and get yourself down the hospital now. 826 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,400 Well, go on. 827 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,600 (Bex) Come on, yous three. We ain't finished. We're going back there. 828 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,500 - Ta, mate. Speak to you soon. - See you later. 829 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:08,200 Give this to Yeti, you cunt. 830 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:21,200 - Come on, go! - (Clattering) 831 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,700 How fucking good was that? 832 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,400 Switch off, will ya? 833 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:10,200 My Porsche. 834 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,200 Fucking cunts. 835 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,400 (Softly) ls he? No. No, he ain't. 836 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,800 - Where is he? - There. 837 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:29,800 - No. - He's there. 838 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,900 There! 839 01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:37,800 Go and play. Go on. 840 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,400 - You know who this is, don't ya? - (Yeti) Bexy boy. 841 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,100 'Ere, get 'ome all right, mate? 842 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,800 Oh, 'ere, 'ere. We had a smashing time after we run you lot. 843 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:50,700 l got the right car, didn't l? 844 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:53,600 Fancy you're the only lag stupid enough to buy a British motor. 845 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:55,600 (Yeti laughing) 846 01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:00,700 You still there, boy? 847 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:05,300 What? You think you can just land on us and start taking liberties? 848 01:04:07,100 --> 01:04:09,700 You gotta get up a little bit earlier if you wanna catch me out. 849 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,200 You're out of your league, mate. 850 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,300 You think that l'm gonna stand behind you in a national firm? 851 01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:16,000 Not the way you perform. 852 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:20,000 Anyway, you'll have to wait till next season now. 853 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000 So start practising. 854 01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:27,000 Yeah, you're still there. 855 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:30,500 l can hear ya breathing. 856 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,400 Oh, no, no! 857 01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:45,300 You fucking child! 858 01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:47,600 Why can't you get your kicks doing something else, eh? 859 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:51,100 Something fucking grown-up? Like normal people. 860 01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:54,000 lnstead of running around bashing these idiots up? 861 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,500 And you know who gets to hear 'em mug you off, don't ya? lt's me. 862 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,700 And l think they'd do it to your face if you weren't such a fucking bully. 863 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:39,500 All right, champ? How's yer luck? 864 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:43,600 - All right, Bex? Just finishing up. - The old man about? 865 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,600 No, l think he's still in the feather. 866 01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:49,000 Good. l'm sans motor, as you know, need a lift. 867 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:51,100 You got time? 868 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,400 Come on. Save me calling a sherbet, eh? 869 01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:58,200 Sweet? 870 01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,600 Yeah, sweet. 871 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:08,100 Oi, oi. Where you goin', Dom? You ain't finished. 872 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:11,000 - l'm just giving Bex a lift. - All right, Bill? 873 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,500 lt's Bob. Look, can't he jump on the bus? l need the van. 874 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,800 We'll only be ten minutes. Lively, champ. 875 01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:20,400 Lively? Look, l'm not being funny, mate, but you can't just chaw me van. 876 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:23,300 - l'm tryin' to run a business. - All right, all right. 'Ere you are. 877 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:27,200 - There's a ching there for petrol. Take it. - l don't need your readies, kid. 878 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:31,100 You all right, Dom? You look a bit peaky. 879 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:33,100 Yeah, l'm sweet. 880 01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:36,000 You all right, with your feet on my dash? 881 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:39,300 - Yeah, l'm all right. You all right? - Am l all right? 882 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:41,600 Yeah. You? 883 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,800 You got something you want to say to me, Ben? 884 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:47,000 - Bob. - Sorry, Bob. 885 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:49,700 l'm fucking murder round names. 886 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:59,200 l'm only playing about with you, mate. Come on, let's shake on it, eh? 887 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,100 Come on. Come on. 888 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,400 We'll see you in a minute. Come on, champ. 889 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,500 Ta-ta. 890 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:33,900 Yeah, no one takes the piss out of me, champ. 891 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,400 Especially not that fucking Yeti. 892 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:40,600 We're gonna give him the surprise of his life, in't we? Know what l mean? 893 01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:43,400 Yeah, they got Forest away on Saturday. 894 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,700 Means they gotta go through London Bridge station. 895 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,800 That's where we land on 'em. 896 01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:52,000 Yeah, you watch. l'm gonna annihilate that Yeti. 897 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,100 (Bex) What's the matter with the missus? Rumping someone else? 898 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,300 (Snow) To be honest, mate, l ain't exactly flavour of the month, am l? 899 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,300 That car was our wedding money. 900 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,200 Yeah, know the feeling, mate. 901 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,900 Little Sammy got hold of me Stanley, stuck it in his mooey. 902 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,300 Fuckin' hell! ls he all right? 903 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,300 Yeah. Just means more sweets, don't it? 904 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,500 Yeah. 905 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,300 - Anyone quoted you on it yet? - Nah. 906 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:25,800 Nah, not yet. Thought l'd do some work on it myself first, you know? 907 01:08:25,900 --> 01:08:28,900 Then get the insurance in. Make it look like a proper write-off. 908 01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:32,000 - Bit like the Yeti, eh? - What? 909 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:34,500 He'll be a write-off when we've finished with him. 910 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:39,200 We're going back over there Saturday, good little unit. Didn't Trigger tell you? 911 01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:42,200 What's the matter with you? 912 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:46,100 Look, Bex. Don't you think all this is getting a bit out of hand? 913 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:50,000 Your car, my car. Usef getting cut. You seen him? 914 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:52,300 He's had 20 fucking stitches down his face. 915 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,600 (Bex) So? This is payback time, innit? 916 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,300 You can take it out on the Yeti yourself if you like. 917 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,600 (Snow) Nah. Not for me, mate. Look, l've got too much to lose. 918 01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:03,800 - Oh, what, and l ain't? - Look, Bex. 919 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:06,400 - l ain't bottling, all right? - Nah? 920 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:09,200 Well, it come like that to me, star. 921 01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:16,100 Oh, well. Done the Yeti's pal for Usef. Might as well do the Yeti for you. 922 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,800 Don't do nothing for me, mate. Just leave it. 923 01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:23,900 Fuckin' hell, Bex. The Yeti's still gonna be there next season. 924 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:28,500 Yeah, but you won't. Cos from now on, you don't come anywhere with us. 925 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:32,200 l don't want to see you on the plot, l don't want to see you talking to any of my firm. 926 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,100 What are you getting so heavy for? lt's just a game of football. 927 01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:39,100 Well, it ain't a fucking game to me. 928 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,400 You're breaking my heart, Snowy. 929 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,000 l'm gonna do that Yeti if it kills me. 930 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,400 Without you. 931 01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:51,300 l make a bad enemy, Snowy. 932 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:54,400 Avoid me. 933 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,300 (Sighs) Fucking geezer. 934 01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:04,200 Start the car, bollocky. You can drop me round me mum's. 935 01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:22,200 Yeah, thanks for that, champ. See you at the meet, eh? 936 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,800 And get some sleep and all. You need your wits about ya. 937 01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:27,700 - Bex. - What, mate? 938 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:30,900 - l'm supposed to be... - Supposed to be what? 939 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,900 You can't miss this. This is where you really make a name for yourself. 940 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,100 - Yeah, but, Bex... - See you there. 941 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:38,200 - l'm supposed to be helping me dad. - Nah. 942 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,000 Nah, you'll be there. Ta-ta, champ. 943 01:10:56,100 --> 01:10:58,100 - Mum, it's me. - (Buzzer) 944 01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:41,500 - l should stick a Tampax in you. - Why? 945 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,600 Cos you're a cunt. 946 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,600 - Wish it was that easy, Tel. - lt is that easy. 947 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,600 Just drop him out and stop playing the big man. 948 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:54,600 You don't know what they're like, mate. 949 01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:59,100 - l know one thing. - What? 950 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,400 l want my mate back. 951 01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:57,400 Yeti. Yeti! 952 01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:02,200 Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! 953 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,100 All right. All right. Sweet. 954 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:36,600 All right, James? Sweet? 955 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,600 Hand them out, Dom. 956 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:42,800 - Sweet? - Bex. 957 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,100 - Hello, Bex. - Bex, you all right? 958 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:47,200 - Yeah. - Good to see you, mate. 959 01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:50,300 (Bex) You're up for this, all of ya? Eh? 960 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,400 You all all right? 961 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:55,400 What's the matter? Bit quiet today. 962 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,200 l left me brain at home, didn't l? 963 01:13:57,300 --> 01:14:00,400 - Seemed like the most sensible thing to do. - Oh, yeah? Why's that? 964 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:04,000 This is suicide, Bex. lt was bad enough last time when we was mob-handed. 965 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:07,900 'Ere, there ain't even 30 of us. lt's fucking stupid, that's all. 966 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,300 - Oh, what, l'm daft, now, am l? - No, l'm not saying that. 967 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:14,600 No? No, you're not, are you? 968 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,600 - Sounds like it to me. - l'm not saying that. 969 01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:20,600 - Bex, leave it out. - Who are you talking to? 970 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:24,700 - He's just a... Look, just leave... - What? What are you stuttering for? Eh? 971 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,700 - l was just saying. - Don't just fucking say nothing. 972 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,600 Don't talk to me like that in front of mates. 973 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,300 - l didn't... - What you tryin' to do? 974 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:38,000 - Make me look like a fucking Toby? - l didn't say nothing. 975 01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:41,000 Don't interrupt me either, when l'm talking to ya. 976 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,600 Listen to me! Let me say something to ya. 977 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,400 You fucking drove me mad to get involved with us. 978 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,700 Followed me about like a little dog. 979 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:54,400 Even went and bought the same pair of trainers as me. 980 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,000 No, l know about that turn-out. Do you lot know? 981 01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:04,600 This little no-good cunt went and bought the same pair of trotters as me. 982 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:08,000 Even made out like he'd had 'em for ages. 983 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,000 What, and now you want to have it on your toes, do ya? 984 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,500 Cos your bottle's gone and you think it's on us? 985 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,800 - Mm! - Nah. 986 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,800 Nah, it don't work like that. See, you ain't like Snowy and that mob. 987 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,000 They live miles off the plot. They can run and hide and keep their nuts down. 988 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,400 But you? You live on the fucking manor. 989 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,800 You'll have to bump into me every day. 990 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:34,500 And l can't stand seeing people that let me down, it fucking drives me mad. 991 01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,100 So you're in, champ. 992 01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:44,600 Right to the fucking end. 993 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,400 All right? 994 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:56,300 - All right? - All right. 995 01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:01,800 (Bex) Yeah, good. 996 01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:05,600 Good. 997 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,500 That's fucking playground behaviour, that, innit? 998 01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,400 Someone ought to report me to the headmaster. 999 01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,000 What are you smiling for? What you fucking smiling for? 1000 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:24,100 Stand up, all of ya. We got run last week. 1001 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,500 Well, it ain't gonna fucking happen this week. Eh? 1002 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,200 The pub ain't open, so you ain't gettin' laggin'. 1003 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,000 (Van horn) 1004 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:39,300 Oi, oi, Trigger! Come on. 1005 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,000 All right, Bex. 1006 01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:05,800 - You all 'ere? - All ready, mate? 1007 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,100 Come on. Let's go. 1008 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:16,700 All right? No shoutin' when we get round here, Trig. Tell this little mob. 1009 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,500 All right, shh. Shut up, all of ya. 1010 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,800 Don't want this mob to know we're coming. 1011 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:30,400 All right, mate? 1012 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,100 - You up for today? - Hey, Yeti! 1013 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:36,200 Yeti, l swear l've just seen Bex get out of his motor round the corner. 1014 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:41,500 Look, he ain't gonna have the front to turn up here after last week, is he? 1015 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,800 - How many handed? - Firm-handed, mate. 1016 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:47,200 Hold up. He reckons Bex has just got out of a motor... 1017 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:49,000 - They're 'ere! - Come on, Yeti! 1018 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:51,200 - Oi, oi, oi! - Come on, Yeti! 1019 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,500 Where are you now, eh? 1020 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,900 Come on. 1021 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:57,800 Come on, then, Bex, you fucking cunt. 1022 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:20,400 Right! Steam through these fucking shitholes! 1023 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:30,100 Yeah, you shit cunt! 1024 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,500 Bexy. 1025 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:56,200 Not you again. 1026 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,500 Oh, no. 1027 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:27,300 (Woman on TV) Most of us survive it unscathed. 1028 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,800 But an increasing number of young people are... 1029 01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:31,900 You not hungry, babe? 1030 01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:37,500 Do you want to talk about it? 1031 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,600 Cos you know you can, don't you? 1032 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,200 l know what it is. He's knocking about with them older boys, 1033 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,700 - and they've spun his nut. - You spin my nut. 1034 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:46,000 Ngggh. 1035 01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:48,800 ls it a bird? 1036 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:51,300 - ls it a plane? - Oh, shut up, you, fatso. 1037 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:58,700 Did she break your heart? Cos it happens to us all, you know, some time in our lives. 1038 01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:03,600 All l can tell you is, it's what makes a man a man, if you know what l mean. 1039 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:14,000 Come on, then, dinlow. 1040 01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:16,300 l wouldn't start giving it the big 'un if l was you. 1041 01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:19,500 You look like a fucking postbox in that tracksuit. Where we goin', anyway? 1042 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,600 (Dom) Get some puff. You got any? (Terry) Course l ain't. 1043 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,300 (Dom) Makes a change. Let's go round and see me dad. 1044 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:28,500 See if we can ponce some money. Make out you've been mugged. 1045 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,500 (Terry) Why do l always have to be mugged? 1046 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:32,800 (Dom) Cos he believes you. (Terry) Why me? 1047 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,400 (Dom) l dunno. Cos you're ginger, and he feels sorry for ya. 1048 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,900 (Terry) Whatever, Jils. (Dom) Who you callin' a Jils? 1049 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,700 (Terry) You, you fuckin' strawberry Miwi. (Dom) Don't start gettin' tricky, helmet. 1050 01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:44,900 (Terry) Don't you start gettin' tricky, then. Helmet. 1051 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,700 ( Synth-pop music) 85281