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All right, right this way.

Stand in the corner.

All right, we have a report that you've been stealing, so I'm going to need you

to cough up everything you have or you're going to jail.

We don't steal.

You think this is my first day? You're just going to come in here and deny it?

And you're going to get away with it?

Why are you giving us such a hard time? We didn't do anything.

You didn't do anything?

Really? I think you just want to pick on us.

What's this? Did you pay for that?

I came to the mall like this.

Oh, yeah. Free sample, huh?

Yep. You know that's not real.

But you still have to pay for it.

No.

Right? Right, right. I mean, that's her.

Yeah. Look, I just need you to admit what you did wrong so that you know it's

illegal. Look, you either do the right thing or you're leaving here in

handcuffs. It's real simple.

Um, I don't think so. Nope. I can't prove it. Can't prove it? Really?

What's this?

That. She wore that out of the house today. I saw her put it on.

Yeah. Really? Do you have a receipt for that?

Why would we have a receipt if she put it on at the house?

We sell this in our costume store. Well, good for you. Take off the jacket. We

shop there all the time.

Take off the jacket.

I bought it earlier.

Oh, you stole the jacket too?

No.

This is ridiculous.

What's ridiculous is coming into my place of business and thinking that

going to get away with stealing the merchandise.

Power hungry.

Look at that.

Dork. Right.

Look. Did you pay for this too?

Yup. What about the body suit? Did you take that one too?

I came here like this.

Oh really?

Let me see the jacket.

Take it off.

What do we have here?

Things in your pocket?

No. Got anything else I should know about?

Well, look, these aren't real. You understand that, right?

Well, then why do you care? Exactly.

You still are stealing.

You don't have to make such a big deal out of this. We have all the evidence

that I need.

You take your job way too seriously.

Really? It's kind of weird.

What else did you take?

Nothing. Really?

I think you're paranoid.

Hiding anything else?

No. How about under here?

I have nothing to hide.

You have nothing to hide? Really? Take off the jacket.

Now I got you both stealing.

Look at that.

Those are my favorite underwear. It's not even Halloween.

What are you guys... You just take costumes for fun?

What do you have against us? What do I have against you? You're breaking the

and it's my job to prove that you guys are low

-life criminals who come in here and think that you're going to get away with

this. I think you're just going to get a kick out of this. Do you have any other

pockets?

Any other pockets?

Turn around.

Yeah. You know what?

Take this off.

Come on.

Alright.

She's being compliant. Stop.

Fine. Is this what you wanted to see?

Is it obviously mine?

Yeah.

Of course.

I'm her grandma.

Take off the cape, superhero.

For why?

I mean... I have to make sure you're not stealing anything else.

You're such a nerd, right?

Maybe I do take my job seriously.

As serious as you take stealing.

More of our merchandise here.

I have everything I need to call the police.

No, you can't.

Yeah. That's way too far. This is going on your record forever.

Good job getting an apartment, getting a job.

But you can't do that. You can't. No.

I can't? Come on. We're just young women. Yeah. We were just having fun.

Come on. That's silly.

Yeah.

We were just playing around. That's a joke. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. Did you think it's funny? Yeah. No.

Not at all.

What else are you hiding under there?

Nothing. I mean, where else would we hide anything? What else can she hide?

about the shoes? Take off the shoes.

You heard me. Sit down. Take off the shoes. Right now.

Yes, sir, it wouldn't hurt.

Yes, sir.

Oh, will you look at that?

There's nothing in my boots, right?

Did you think we came here barefoot?

Those are her boots.

So she can keep those, right?

Well, they'll give you something to wear when you go to jail. Take those off.

Oh, my God.

You're such a fascist.

Mm -hmm.

It says the girl in black boots.

They're her boots. Mm -hmm.

Sure. Did you bring your seat with you?

Okay.

Yeah.

That's... Yep.

Alright, I guess we're just going to have to keep searching.

There's nothing else to search.

Are you serious?

Everything is skin tight. What would we hide under our clothes?

I guess we're going to have to take it off.

Do you want to go to jail or do you want to cooperate?

I can't get another fucking mark on my history.

Look, there's nothing here.

All the way down.

Nope. Oh, look at that. You got snaps.

Alright, you too.

Oh, come on. Completely naked. This is not in your job description, surely.

Yes, it is.

This is so unnecessary.

Unnecessary is kneeling.

You're lucky that we just really don't want to go to jail. Don't you have jobs

you can't pay for the merchandise?

No, I don't have a job. Why? Or you just do this for a thrill.

Cool.

You one of those girls?

Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan. She's hot.

You'd be the Lindsay Lohan if you did it right.

She's such a nerd.

You think this is funny?

A little bit.

All right, bend over. We're going to have to do a cavity search.

A cavity search? Yep.

You can't. do this to my friend, you know.

Got anything under here?

What are we already into?

Like... Alright.

That's not allowed.

It's not?

You know what?

Here. Let me look in there.

Nothing. Nothing?

Nothing. I'm going to need you to spread your cheeks for me.

Are you being serious?

Yeah. That's so ridiculous.

Matter of fact, you do it.

Me? Yeah, you.

Oh, it's clear. This is just like you came.

She's going on a crazy power trip.

Seriously.

I'm going to see if there's anything in there.

I'm going to have to dig deep.

I don't think so either.

There's clearly nothing up there.

I don't know.

I need to use two fingers.

Are you that crazy?

Keep fretting.

Oh my god.

You're the weirdest security guard ever.

Be a good girl and do as you're told.

Yes, sir.

You should really get fired for this.

Who's your boss?

That's none of your business.

Oh my god.

What are you doing? You don't like it?

No. You're friends with blood.

Don't call her that.

Alright, your turn. Bend over.

Why?

There's nothing in any of my holes.

Nothing? Are you sure?

Like, that hole is way too tight to fit anything up there.

I'll be the judge of that.

Okay.

I'm so fucked up. I really think this is unnecessary.

I think so too.

Alright. I need you to search.

You just searched.

Yeah, you have longer fingers.

I'm gonna need you to bend over. You heard what I said.

Getting real deep.

All the way in there.

I don't feel anything.

No?

Nope. You're going to have to go all the way to the cervix.

All the way to the cervix?

I don't have fingers that long, Jesus.

Give it your best shot.

What would I be hiding in my cervix?

Look, you can deny it as much as you want, but I have evidence.

Nothing.

All right, stand up.

Stand right here.

All right, this is how it's going to work.

You have two choices.

A, you do everything I tell you to do, or B, you go to jail.

Well... Which one's it going to be?

I guess it's kind of cuter than the guards would be in jail, probably,

And they probably do the same thing.

Yeah, I mean...

It's not that bad, I think so. Yeah.

Don't worry. If you have a boyfriend, I'm sure he'd be much more upset if you

to jail.

Oh, sore subject?

He would hate this. Yeah.

He would, like, beat you up and stuff.

Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure he'll also thank me for you not going to jail.

Oh, okay.

I do have that test on Monday.

I can't go to jail on that then.

I don't think I can bond you out.

What's it going to be, guys? This deal's not going to last all day. Come on.

You want to see it at the same time?

Okay.

All right.

Fine.

Good.

Get on the desk.

Spread your legs.

Hey, sir.

Get on your knees and lick her pussy.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Good girl.

Your place is so janky. Everything's just falling apart.

Yeah. Is this all you have to do with your day?

Look, I didn't tell you to speak, alright?

You can moan though.

Act like you like it.

You gonna steal

again?

What? You gonna steal?

No!

Keep going. Get your face in there.

Don't talk to her like that.

I'll talk to her, but I want to talk to her.

Do you like the way your friend looks, you pussy?

Do you?

I do.

Switch.

I am going to steal that though because it actually is mine.

I didn't steal that like you thought I did.

He thinks we're just terrible people.

He does.

How was I supposed to know?

I have all this stolen merchandise.

You actually bought one thing?

It's from her grandma. She didn't buy it.

Are you going to steal anymore?

I don't know, maybe.

Wrong answer.

It depends. Are you going to be the guy that catches us? Because then I don't

know. Do you want to go to jail?

No.

Then do as you're told.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

You think this is funny? Alright, we're moving on to the next part of the duel.

Stand up.

That was gonna go.

You're gonna make me cum?

Both of you?

Or you're going to jail. Do you understand?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, sir, I mean.

Yeah, sir.

Yeah. Get on your knees.

Get closer.

And both of your mouths on my dick at the same time.

Yes, sir.

Both are.

Yes, sir.

Perfect.

Yes, perfect.

So perfect.

I'm going to wake up to you guys after all.

Yay.

You're so gracious.

You're welcome.

Yeah, with my balls too.

Don't get ticked off.

See how deep you should take it.

It's pretty good in here, Jen.

It's so intense.

It's like fuck.

That's right.

Over what? Like a $40 costume?

If it wasn't for me, you'd be going to jail for that $40 costume.

Be a good girl and say thank you.

Say it with my dick in your mouth.

Good girl.

I'm such a freak.

Say thank you.

What?

Is this funny?

Stand up.

Bend over.

Be gentle with her, okay?

A boyfriend doesn't have a cock that big.

Do it.

I don't want you feeling left

out. Get on the table. Spread your legs.

And use liquor for me while I fuck you.

I'm serious.

Mm -hmm.

It's a lot better.

What?

I don't want you to stop. Keep looking at me. Oh, my goodness.

bodies are fucking deep.

You're the meanest security guard ever.

You fucking suck.

Yeah.

I'm the only thing that's keeping you out of jail, so it could be worth it.

It doesn't really matter.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

She's a tough next month.

be into you.

Thank you.

mm -hmm

to stop.

Good. Now put your titties in her face.

And on your side, both of you facing each other.

He never does that for you, huh?

so she can lick your pussy.

Yes, sir.

Yeah, put your pussy in her face and say, yes, sir. Good girl.

I can't wait to believe we got the most unprofessional security guard ever.

Making a deal with us?

So he doesn't have to do a bunch of paperwork?

Stay pleased.

Please, sir.

Please, sir. Here, come.

Please, sir.

Good girl.

We want our punishment now. Yeah? Yeah.

Take what you're doing.

Are you done with us there?

You know what?

No. You guys are still going to jail.

Please. We'll never steal again.

Stand up. We did everything you asked.

That's why I'm back.