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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,551 --> 00:00:14,344 [French narrator] Ahh, zee theater! 2 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,862 A magical place for all to enjoy, 3 00:00:16,965 --> 00:00:19,482 so long as we follow a few simple rules. 4 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,448 Oh, hi, Squidward! 5 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:22,965 In case of emergency, 6 00:00:23,068 --> 00:00:26,517 always take a moment to locate your nearest exit. 7 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:30,448 And try to find your seat before the show begins. 8 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:32,379 Excuse me. 9 00:00:32,482 --> 00:00:35,517 Please do not disrupt the show for others. 10 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,103 This means no gum-chewing. 11 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,724 No bouncing. 12 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:43,896 No armrest-hogging. 13 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,000 No jelly-fishing. 14 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:48,103 Sorry. 15 00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:49,482 No hamboning. 16 00:00:49,586 --> 00:00:50,689 Ooh-ooh-ooh! 17 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:53,551 'No gargling. 18 00:00:53,655 --> 00:00:55,448 No play-fighting. 19 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:59,517 Sit down and stop ruining my night off! 20 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:02,413 And, of course, no talking. 21 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,241 Enjoy the musical, Patrick. 22 00:01:05,344 --> 00:01:07,586 Shh! You're talking. 23 00:01:17,689 --> 00:01:20,068 [French narrator] Ahh, bonjour, salut, 24 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:24,241 and welcome to this quiet corner of the ocean floor, 25 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:28,793 teeming with all the many kinds of undersea life. 26 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:33,689 It is here we find the sub-marine habitat 27 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,241 known as... 28 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:39,034 Bikini Bottom. 29 00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:40,724 Let us observe now 30 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:44,724 as the sun rises on a new nautical day. 31 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:50,448 Here, we see an ordinary cluster of kelp. 32 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:53,724 And here... 33 00:01:54,862 --> 00:01:57,724 ...a common clumping of coral. 34 00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:02,896 And here... a pineapple! 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,793 This fruit is home to one 36 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:08,034 of the most fascinating sea creatures of all. 37 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:10,827 Aplysina fistualis. 38 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,793 The yellow sponge! 39 00:02:16,206 --> 00:02:18,206 [Cheers and applause] 40 00:02:19,758 --> 00:02:23,793 Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! 41 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,000 ♪ Jump out of bed 42 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:30,827 ♪ Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail 43 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,034 Meow! 44 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:33,793 ♪ Full steam ahead 45 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:37,344 ♪ The S.S. "I Am Ready!" is about to set sail 46 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:42,000 ♪ This kind of day couldn't get much better 47 00:02:42,103 --> 00:02:44,275 ♪ But it keeps on trying 48 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,482 ♪ Ahh! I'm on my way 49 00:02:47,586 --> 00:02:51,827 ♪ Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying 50 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:54,137 ♪ Who's the lucky sponge in the mirror 51 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:56,448 ♪ Who is living his dream? 52 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,724 ♪ Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene? 53 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,586 ♪ Gary, it's me! 54 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:06,344 ♪ Happy just to be here in the world-renowned Bikini Bottom! 55 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:09,793 ♪ How I love this town, Bikini Bottom 56 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:14,931 ♪ When the sun shines down on a beautiful Bikini Bottom day... 57 00:03:15,034 --> 00:03:17,862 [Crowd cheers] - Good morning, Patrick! 58 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,655 Is it morning already? 59 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:22,000 Yep, and I'm singing an opening number! 60 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:24,241 Ooh, I want a verse! I want a verse! 61 00:03:24,344 --> 00:03:26,172 ♪ I missed a snack 62 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:30,103 ♪ This busy schedule makes it hard to be me 63 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:32,931 ♪ To stay on track 64 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:37,206 ♪ Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV 65 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:39,517 ♪ There might not be time for a nap 66 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,517 ♪ But I'll do what I can 67 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,586 ♪ They're showing all the episodes of... 68 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:45,206 ♪ "Mermaid Man" 69 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,827 ♪ Every single one! 70 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:49,965 ♪ I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock 71 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:51,827 - ♪ Favorite rock - ♪ Bikini Bottom! 72 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,172 - ♪ Now what rhymes with rock? - ♪ Rhymes with rock 73 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:57,068 - ♪ Bikini Bottom - ♪ Nothing rhymes with rock! 74 00:03:57,172 --> 00:03:59,689 ♪ It's a typical Bikini Bottom day... 75 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:00,724 [Smashing glass] 76 00:04:00,827 --> 00:04:04,586 No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. 77 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:05,965 And a lot of things rhyme with rock. 78 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:07,862 - I don't think so. - Sure. 79 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:12,310 - Clock, smock, electroshock... - Ooh! 80 00:04:12,413 --> 00:04:14,275 Pop 'n' lock! 81 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:19,482 [Squidward] Would you two please keep it down? 82 00:04:19,586 --> 00:04:21,862 Good morning, Squidward! 83 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:23,965 [Cheers and applause] 84 00:04:24,068 --> 00:04:26,724 Another day, another migraine. 85 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:30,655 ♪ When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go 86 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:34,620 ♪ A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace with these two 87 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:37,758 ♪ Idiots in stereo! 88 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:39,724 ♪ They never go away 89 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:45,655 ♪ A typical Bikini Bottom day... ♪ 90 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,931 It's a great day, Squidward. 91 00:04:51,034 --> 00:04:57,206 In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever. 92 00:04:57,310 --> 00:05:00,068 You say that every day. 93 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:02,482 And it's always true. 94 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:04,068 Bye, Patrick! 95 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:07,793 I'll see you at work, Squidward. 96 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:10,758 What have I done to deserve this? 97 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:14,827 [Narrator] We now follow SpongeBob past the Treedome, 98 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:19,448 home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor. 99 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:22,793 A squirrel... from Texas. 100 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:27,344 This is Sandy Cheeks the scientist, 101 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:29,655 hard at work on her latest invention. 102 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:31,448 [Explosion] - Hiya, Sandy! 103 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:35,068 Howdy, SpongeBob! ♪ Gee golly, that was close 104 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:38,241 ♪ It's just a little smoke, a minor setback 105 00:05:38,344 --> 00:05:40,448 ♪ Setback 106 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:42,310 ♪ A few more hours at most 107 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:45,482 ♪ And I'll be done with this here brand-new jetpack 108 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:46,931 ♪ Jetpack! 109 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:49,241 ♪ And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl 110 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:51,068 ♪ Will spread her wings and fly 111 00:05:51,172 --> 00:05:54,655 ♪ My bushy tail a comet's trail clear across the sky 112 00:05:54,758 --> 00:05:56,517 ♪ Above the town and looking down 113 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,379 ♪ On a typical Bikini Bottom day! 114 00:05:59,482 --> 00:06:03,103 - ♪ Day! - ♪ Hey! 115 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,206 [Rumbling] 116 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:09,965 What in chicken-fried tarnation was that? 117 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:11,689 I dunno. 118 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:14,344 But I kinda liked it. 119 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:16,896 'Scuse me, SpongeBob. 120 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,620 I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph. 121 00:06:20,724 --> 00:06:22,517 I'm off to work too, 122 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,793 at the greatest restaurant there is! 123 00:06:25,896 --> 00:06:28,413 [Narrator] Ah, yes, the Krusty Krab. 124 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:31,655 Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment, 125 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,068 home to the Krabby Patty. 126 00:06:34,172 --> 00:06:38,793 Owned and operated by Mister Eugene Krabs. 127 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:42,724 And across town, the least popular restaurant, 128 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:48,137 the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. 129 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:53,655 Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food Cold War. 130 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,965 ♪ Winds from the west 131 00:06:57,068 --> 00:07:00,827 ♪ Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny 132 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:04,413 ♪ Good weather's best 133 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:08,241 ♪ When you're in the mood to make a ton of money... 134 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,551 Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka! 135 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,241 ♪ Laugh while you can 136 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:16,000 ♪ Until the day you laugh no more, forever 137 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,620 ♪ Forever 138 00:07:17,724 --> 00:07:19,241 ♪ I've got a plan 139 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:23,379 ♪ And I went to college so you know it's clever... 140 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:25,931 With you, there's always another plan. 141 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:30,689 Quiet, computer wife! This time it'll work! 142 00:07:30,793 --> 00:07:33,620 I'll make everyone love my chum burgers 143 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:36,551 through the power of hypnosis. 144 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:39,965 It's almost too easy. 145 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,517 Soon they'll all see. 146 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:48,344 I may be small, but my genius is immense! 147 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:49,758 Come on, Sheldon. 148 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:52,827 It'd take forever to hypnotize the whole town. 149 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:57,862 You used to enjoy my evil schemes. 150 00:07:57,965 --> 00:07:59,379 What can I say? 151 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:03,137 After twenty years of marriage, the magic's gone. 152 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:08,344 ♪ They say that money doesn't matter when you love your work 153 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:12,275 ♪ Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk! 154 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:15,379 ♪ Soon the day will come when they'll all love chum 155 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:18,965 - ♪ It's just a matter of time - ♪ Bikini Bottom 156 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:22,586 - ♪ Till I get them in line - ♪ Bikini Bottom 157 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:24,379 ♪ And this town is all mine 158 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:28,448 ♪ Just a typical Bikini Bottom day... ♪ 159 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,758 Good morning, Ms. Mayor! 160 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:34,620 Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here! 161 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,344 [Whistles] Hello, Mrs. Puff! 162 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:40,758 [Screams] SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino. 163 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:43,827 - Hiya, Larry the Lobster! [Groans] 164 00:08:43,931 --> 00:08:47,620 Watch where you're going, puny dude! 165 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:49,793 I'm getting these claws swole! 166 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,551 [Blows] 167 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:53,931 Hi, Old Man Jenkins! 168 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,620 Hello! 169 00:08:56,344 --> 00:08:58,931 Get off my lawn! 170 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:00,862 Hello, lawn! 171 00:09:00,965 --> 00:09:02,586 Hello, street! 172 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:04,724 Greetings, Maestro! 173 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,931 Hello, guy making all the sounds! 174 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:09,137 [Woof, click, ding, bang, whistle] 175 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:10,896 [Screams] 176 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,448 Hello, everyone at home! 177 00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:15,034 Hello, sky! 178 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,862 Hello, flowers! 179 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:20,482 Hello, Bikini Bottom! 180 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,586 ♪ On my way! Hey! 181 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:28,793 ♪ The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin to fin 182 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,655 ♪ What a day, hey! 183 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:34,827 ♪ Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been 184 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:37,448 ♪ We've got the best sun ever 185 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:40,655 - ♪ It's sunny weather - ♪ It's sunny weather 186 00:09:40,758 --> 00:09:42,655 ♪ In the flow, whoa! 187 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:47,862 ♪ Swim with the current till it carries you along 188 00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:49,758 ♪ Here we go, whoa! 189 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:53,965 ♪ Another busy day where nothing will go wrong 190 00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:57,862 ♪ I will always vow and pledge allegiance to... 191 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,137 ♪ This town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here 192 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:04,655 ♪ Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true 193 00:10:04,758 --> 00:10:06,750 - ♪ To the Bikini Bottom way - ♪ Bikini Bottom way 194 00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:08,850 - ♪ Bikini Bottom way - ♪ Bikini Bottom way 195 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,862 ♪ Bikini Bottom way, Bikini Bottom way, Bikini Bottom way! 196 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,965 ♪ Bikini Bo- Bikini Bottom way! 197 00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:19,445 -♪ It's the best day ever -♪ Ahh! 198 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,306 ♪ Hey! Hey! 199 00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:23,310 ♪ In the world-renowned 200 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:28,200 -♪ Bikini Bottom our own home town -♪Bikini Bottom 201 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,073 ♪ When the sun shines down, the sun shines down, 202 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,575 ♪ The sun shines down, the sun shines down... 203 00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:38,517 ♪ Hey! 204 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,586 - ♪ It's a typical - ♪ Incredible 205 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,344 - ♪ A regular - ♪ Exceptional 206 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,900 - ♪ An ordinary - ♪ Extraordinary 207 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:51,103 ♪ Bikini Bottom... 208 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,275 - ♪ World-renowned - ♪ Hey! 209 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,900 ♪ Bikini Bottom... 210 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,900 ♪ ...day! 211 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:01,275 [Cheers and applause] 212 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:10,724 I can't wait for another fine day 213 00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:13,482 at the finest eating establishment 214 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:16,862 ever established for eating. 215 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:20,172 And here I thought it was a third-rate greasepot. 216 00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:23,172 The finest third-rate greasepot, 217 00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:26,827 where I am proud to be Fry Cook of the Month. 218 00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:29,344 You're the only fry cook! 219 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:33,482 Well, I, for one, have my sights set far beyond this place. 220 00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:35,896 I've been developing a one-man show 221 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,344 starring an as-yet-undiscovered young, handsome, 222 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,206 and very leggy talent. 223 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,103 I call it... 224 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,620 [♪ Drumroll] 225 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:47,931 Tentacle Spectacle, the Musical. 226 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:53,034 My mother... she always said I belonged on the stage. 227 00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:55,482 You'd make a great tree. 228 00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,137 Now look sharp, boys, 229 00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,758 my precious whale daughter is here. 230 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:01,275 Pearl! 231 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:03,068 [Thudding] 232 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,275 Soak it in, me darlin' daughter. 233 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,068 One day, all this'll be yours. 234 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,379 As soon as you graduate high school, 235 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,482 I'll start you as manager. 236 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,275 But Da-a-a-a-d! 237 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,379 - I have my own dreams. - Like what? 238 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:19,310 Listenin' to that boy band fourteen hours a day? 239 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:21,413 They're called the Electric Skates. 240 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,655 Uh, Mr. Krabs? 241 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,655 If she doesn't want to be manager, 242 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,655 I know someone who would be great for the job. 243 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:29,931 You? 244 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,689 Ha-ha! A fry cook is all you'll ever be. 245 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,793 You're just a simple sponge, boy. 246 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:38,689 And yet, you don't seem to absorb very much. 247 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:41,517 Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka! 248 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,379 [All laugh] 249 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,310 ♪ Why can't they see? 250 00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:51,034 ♪ I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on 251 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:54,793 ♪ Maybe it's me 252 00:12:54,896 --> 00:13:00,275 ♪ Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on? 253 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,551 ♪ All I want is someone to notice who I am 254 00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:07,241 ♪ Do you have make me say it out loud? 255 00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:10,448 ♪ Come on, Mr. Krabs, this is more than just a job 256 00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:14,551 ♪ Let me show you, let me make you proud 257 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:18,344 ♪ I've been waiting patiently 258 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:22,896 ♪ To be the sponge I'm meant to be 259 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,586 ♪ Won't anyone believe in me? 260 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,379 [Rumbling] 261 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,275 ♪ E-e-e-e-e-e... 262 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,068 [Rumbling] 263 00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:45,896 ♪ E-e-e-e... Oh! 264 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,620 Um... is that something we should worry about? 265 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,000 Nah. 266 00:13:58,275 --> 00:13:59,827 Breaking news! 267 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,689 That is something we should worry about! 268 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,379 After today's second unexplained tremor, 269 00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:09,344 smoke has been sighted at the top of Mount Humongous, 270 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:18,758 the long-slumbering volcano of doom! 271 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:40,103 Impending disaster. A special bulletin. 272 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:42,448 We've just learned that Bikini Bottom is under threat 273 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,965 from a terrifying volcano of doom, 274 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,413 And now, a live statement from the mayor of our town. 275 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:50,551 Ladies and gentlefish, 276 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:54,689 if this mountain erupts, orange rivers of steaming lava 277 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,758 will obliterate all we know and love! 278 00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:02,103 Don't worry, your government has everything under control. 279 00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:04,931 I'm starting an initiative to assemble a committee 280 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,241 to identify a strategy to evaluate the situation. 281 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:09,517 In the meantime, 282 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:13,241 all citizens must report home and remain indoors. 283 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:16,689 The threat level is now Code Orange. 284 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,482 [Panicked chatter] 285 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:21,655 [Panicked suprised] 286 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,724 I don't understand why everyone is so worried. 287 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:26,517 Sure, that volcano might destroy everything. 288 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,482 But on the other hand, it might not. 289 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,689 When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob? 290 00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,793 The world is a horrible place 291 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:36,413 filled with fear, suffering and despair. 292 00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:39,344 Also dashed hopes, shattered dreams, 293 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:42,344 broken promises and abject misery. 294 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:45,862 But it's our horrible place 295 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:50,310 with the best abject misery there is! 296 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:57,586 They'll see, everything is under control. Right? 297 00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:04,655 ♪ No fish knows the future 298 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:08,379 ♪ Not a single shark or sole 299 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:13,000 ♪ It's all deranged 300 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:16,724 ♪ No control... 301 00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:19,000 Don't you think you're being a little negative? 302 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:23,655 ♪ The town is under curfew 303 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:27,310 ♪ The fish-police are on patrol 304 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:32,137 ♪ It's all deranged 305 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:38,482 - ♪ No control - ♪ No control! 306 00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,482 ♪ Stuck here at home 307 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:43,000 ♪ But I'm not upset 308 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:47,793 ♪ An evening alone with my clarinet 309 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:50,034 ♪ This could take a while 310 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,379 ♪ So I should relax 311 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,620 ♪ But the stores are all closed 312 00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,551 - ♪ And I'm out of snacks! - ♪ Out of snacks! 313 00:16:57,655 --> 00:17:02,655 ♪ No control! 314 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:05,172 ♪ La la la la la la la la... 315 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,137 SpongeBob, what are you doing out of your pineapple? 316 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,620 Everyone's supposed to be inside! 317 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,793 It's going to be fine, Sandy. 318 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,517 The Mayor said she'll handle it. 319 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:18,482 And everyone knows, you can always trust the government. 320 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:23,103 Well... I've got news hot off the griddle. 321 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:26,517 I did some calculations, and that volcano is gonna erupt, 322 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,965 as sure as a rhinestone cowboy at a disco rodeo. 323 00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,413 I figured out when, too. 324 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,172 It's gonna happen at sundown tomorrow! 325 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:36,655 Oh! 326 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,724 OK, Sandy, but I don't think... 327 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:43,000 I'm serious as a guacamole shortage at a taco party! 328 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,793 [Ticking] 329 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,413 I determined the timeline through analysis of... 330 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:53,034 seismic activity, gas emissions, 331 00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,517 geomagnetic and gravimetric changes. 332 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,034 Over the next 36 hours, 333 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,000 tremors will increase and boulders will fall, 334 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,689 eventually leading to a cataclysmic eruption 335 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:09,689 which will completely destroy Bikini Bottom! 336 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,689 The End... 337 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,275 ...is nigh. 338 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,965 The end end? 339 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,482 ♪ The science is clear 340 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:26,862 ♪ I'm afraid it's true 341 00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:29,206 ♪ The end's really here 342 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,551 ♪ There's nothing we can do 343 00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:36,310 ♪ And if I read these numbers right 344 00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:38,862 ♪ Our time is up 345 00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,551 ♪ Tomorrow night! 346 00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,620 Tomorrow... 347 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,275 ♪ Tomorrow night! 348 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:48,586 ♪ Noooooooo! 349 00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:53,450 - ♪ No control! - ♪ The end is coming! The end is coming... 350 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:57,965 - ♪ I can't believe I'm no control! 351 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,900 - ♪ It's all deranged 352 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,750 - ♪ ...coming! The end is coming! 353 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,800 - ♪ Deranged! 354 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,450 - ♪ Deranged! 355 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,450 [Screaming] 356 00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:15,724 [Ticking] 357 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,724 [Screaming] 358 00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,448 [Ticking] 359 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,793 [Screaming] 360 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,931 - Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! [Patrick screams] 361 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,655 Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 362 00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:32,000 - Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! [Patrick screams] 363 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,000 You have to pull yourself together. 364 00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,655 Breathe in and out. 365 00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,103 Eyes here. Eyes! 366 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,689 But you don't understand. 367 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,379 I'm stuck inside and I can't watch any of my shows, 368 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,310 because there's nothing on TV but this... 369 00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,620 [TV announcer] The end is coming. The end is- 370 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:50,551 I get it, buddy. 371 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:53,724 I get stressed out too sometimes. 372 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:57,620 Like when Mr. Krabs says I'm not manager material. 373 00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:59,241 Manager material? 374 00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:01,310 You mean like polyester? 375 00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,413 He says I'll never be more than a fry cook. 376 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:04,586 What? 377 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,068 You just want some respect. I get that. 378 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,551 I got a lot of great ideas, but no one ever pays attention... 379 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:11,000 We're getting off topic, Patrick. 380 00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:15,655 The point is, we're gonna get through this emergency together. 381 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:20,344 We don't need television, as long as we have... 382 00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,482 - ...imagination! - Ice cream... Imagination. 383 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,689 Right! Because we're B-F-F. 384 00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,517 B-F-F. 385 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,448 Bfffffff! 386 00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,482 Best Friends Forever. 387 00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:32,379 I still don't get it. 388 00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:38,551 ♪ I got you, and you got me 389 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:44,034 ♪ I don't need my glasses on to see we're both pretty lucky 390 00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:48,689 ♪ Stuck inside with no TV... 391 00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:51,068 No! ♪ Still I'm stuck with you 392 00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:53,793 ♪ So I'm as happy as can be 393 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,551 ♪ Let's have some fun together 394 00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:00,172 ♪ We'll be best friends forever 395 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:03,482 ♪ B-F-F, that stands for us! 396 00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:04,896 There's nothing as fun 397 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,103 as mindless entertainment, SpongeBob. 398 00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:08,379 Ahh! 399 00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:13,344 ♪ Maybe so, but all I know 400 00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:16,137 ♪ Is right here we've got all we need 401 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:19,034 ♪ To make today pretty special 402 00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:24,379 ♪ Let's explore, open every drawer 403 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,068 ♪ Hey, you found my long lost cheese! 404 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:28,827 ♪ Well, that's what friends are for! 405 00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:31,586 ♪ Let's have some fun together 406 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:35,206 ♪ You're my best friend forever 407 00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:38,000 ♪ B-F-F, that stands for... 408 00:21:38,103 --> 00:21:39,793 We're best friends and this is the friend dance! 409 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:41,482 We're best friends and this is the friend dance! 410 00:21:41,586 --> 00:21:43,206 We're best friends and this is the friend dance! 411 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,413 We're best friends and... 412 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,137 ♪ Every little thing that I can think of doing 413 00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:49,551 ♪ Just sounds better doing it together 414 00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:51,482 ♪ Every little thing that I can think of doing 415 00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:54,137 ♪ Just sounds better doing it together 416 00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:59,103 ♪ Doing it with yo-o-o-o-o-ou 417 00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,689 Hey, Patrick, check this out. 418 00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:05,655 The Incredible Stretching Sofa! 419 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,448 It's alive! 420 00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,310 It got away! 421 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,551 - Are you OK, SpongeBob? - Sure! 422 00:22:11,655 --> 00:22:13,965 What's a minor concussion between friends? 423 00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:16,137 Oh, I have an idea... 424 00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:20,689 I love me some bubbles in my bath. 425 00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:23,206 I love me some bubbles anywhere. 426 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:24,413 [Bubbling water] 427 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:27,103 OK, since you're so into bubbles, 428 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:30,862 I'm gonna make you the biggest baddest bubble ever! 429 00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:38,068 ♪ Floating high like a bubble in the sky 430 00:22:38,172 --> 00:22:40,793 ♪ Feeling good just like I should 431 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,551 ♪ And you're the reason why! 432 00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:45,103 ♪ Let's have some fun together 433 00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:48,034 ♪ We'll be best friends forever 434 00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:53,103 ♪ B-F-F, that stands for us! 435 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,689 ♪ This can't get any better 436 00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:59,275 ♪ You're my best friend forever 437 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:03,275 ♪ B-F-F, that stands for us! 438 00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:08,586 ♪ B-F-F, that stands for us! 439 00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:14,068 ♪ B-F-F, that stands for... 440 00:23:17,517 --> 00:23:19,586 SpongeBob and Patrick. 441 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,965 ♪ That stands for us! 442 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,517 ♪ Whoa! 443 00:23:28,068 --> 00:23:30,172 [Cheers and applause] 444 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,034 [Narrator] Will SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom survive? 445 00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:36,310 Can zee power of BFF save the day? 446 00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:41,965 Find out when "SpongeBob The Musical: Live On Stage!" continues. 447 00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,413 [Cheers and applause] 448 00:23:45,827 --> 00:23:48,517 All citizens report to the town square! 449 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,965 [Sirens wailing] 450 00:23:50,068 --> 00:23:54,068 Ladies and gentlefish, we only have until sundown tomorrow. 451 00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:56,689 But I will lead us through this crisis 452 00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:59,137 by setting meetings to encourage dialogue 453 00:23:59,241 --> 00:24:02,931 about drafting proposals for eventual action. 454 00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:05,137 - So, we're doomed. - I'm scared! 455 00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,034 We need someone to save us! 456 00:24:07,137 --> 00:24:09,413 We need to find whoever's to blame for all this. 457 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:12,068 Does anyone have an actual plan to propose? 458 00:24:12,172 --> 00:24:15,379 Ooh, ooh, I do! Call on me! Me, me, me, me! 459 00:24:15,482 --> 00:24:17,413 Yes, enthusiastic sea star? 460 00:24:17,517 --> 00:24:21,862 If we all close our eyes, maybe nothing will happen. 461 00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:24,896 So. Deep. 462 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,689 No, it's not! It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 463 00:24:27,793 --> 00:24:29,000 Hooray! Wait... 464 00:24:29,103 --> 00:24:30,517 I've got it! 465 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,379 We can find a way to halt the exponential increase 466 00:24:32,482 --> 00:24:34,413 of pyroclastic flow in the subterranean magma chamber. 467 00:24:34,517 --> 00:24:37,758 Yeah, what she said. La la la lah! 468 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,931 - What did she say? - Ha-ha! Science, y'all. 469 00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:43,827 That's the answer! 470 00:24:45,827 --> 00:24:49,586 I have a new scheme, Karen, my best one yet. 471 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:53,206 But for it to work, I need them to stay scared. 472 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:56,068 What're you talking about? The end is coming! 473 00:24:56,172 --> 00:24:58,000 This is no time for one of your schemes. 474 00:24:58,103 --> 00:25:00,137 Oh, yes, it is. 475 00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:01,965 What you said was true, 476 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,137 it would take too long to hypnotize each of them 477 00:25:05,241 --> 00:25:07,448 into loving my chum burgers. 478 00:25:07,551 --> 00:25:11,000 But when fish are scared, they school together. 479 00:25:11,103 --> 00:25:13,448 If I get them all in one place, 480 00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:15,793 trapped where there's nowhere to run, 481 00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:18,103 I can hypnotize them in bulk. 482 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:22,206 First, though, I need to shut down that squirrel. 483 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,482 Ahem! 484 00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:25,724 - Excuse me! - Yes? 485 00:25:26,827 --> 00:25:30,724 - Oh, speak up, tiny citizen. - Grrr! 486 00:25:30,827 --> 00:25:35,103 Do any of you actually believe that science can save us? 487 00:25:35,206 --> 00:25:37,310 - Of course we do. - Oh, come on! 488 00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:40,275 Next she'll tell us tidal warming is real. 489 00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:43,137 I'm been studyin' Bikini Bottom for years now. 490 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:45,896 - If you'd just trust me... - Why should we trust you? 491 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,344 - You're not even from here. - Yeah, you're a land mammal. 492 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:51,517 Since when does that matter? 493 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:54,103 Things are different now. Our town is under attack. 494 00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:57,379 You know what they say, folks: when the going gets tough... 495 00:25:57,482 --> 00:25:58,896 The tough... 496 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,000 ...get going! 497 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,448 No! 498 00:26:04,241 --> 00:26:05,827 The tough get lost. 499 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:09,137 What? Dude, that is not the saying. 500 00:26:09,241 --> 00:26:12,034 I need to sell them on my plan, Karen, but it won't be easy. 501 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,827 I'm going to need to do it in song. 502 00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:17,379 Gimme some music, please, Karen. 503 00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,655 ♪ Ba-dum-dum, hey-diddy, ho-diddy, hey-ha... ♪ 504 00:26:19,758 --> 00:26:23,034 No! That won't win over anyone. 505 00:26:23,137 --> 00:26:25,896 ♪ Skatta, de-booby-de-doo, booby-de-pow! 506 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,586 ♪ Booby! 507 00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:29,655 [Cheers and applause] 508 00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:32,172 'A' for effort, but no. 509 00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:35,689 I need something with mass appeal. Give me a beat, Karen. 510 00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:38,000 A hip-hop beat. 511 00:26:38,103 --> 00:26:40,517 Come on, Sheldon. You couldn't rap if your life depended on it. 512 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,034 Oh, yeah? 513 00:26:42,931 --> 00:26:44,344 Watch. 514 00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:48,758 ♪ This task force is for losers 515 00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:50,517 ♪ I've got the perfect plan 516 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:54,068 ♪ Right now, the gettin's good, so let's get out while we can 517 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:57,172 ♪ Look, lava's pretty hot, let's give in to our fear 518 00:26:57,275 --> 00:26:58,482 ♪ Disaster's on its way 519 00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:00,758 ♪ That means we can't spend no more time in here! 520 00:27:00,862 --> 00:27:02,551 ♪ You all know who I am 521 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,172 ♪ Evil genius, giant brain 522 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:07,655 ♪ You can't stop a volcano, I mean, are you all insane? 523 00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:10,620 ♪ The ones who stay will all be vaporized without a doubt 524 00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:15,448 ♪ Before that sucker blows, we've got to get the fish out! 525 00:27:16,689 --> 00:27:20,068 ♪ So let's go, and be gone 526 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:23,275 ♪ So let's go, and be gone 527 00:27:23,379 --> 00:27:26,586 ♪ So let's go, and be gone 528 00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:29,379 ♪ So let's go, and be gone 529 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,344 ♪ Cause when the going gets tough 530 00:27:31,448 --> 00:27:32,793 ♪ When the going gets tough 531 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,896 ♪ That means it's time to get lost 532 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,344 ♪ It's time to get lost 533 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:39,344 - ♪ When the going gets tough - ♪ When the going gets tough 534 00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:41,620 ♪ That means it's time to get lost 535 00:27:41,724 --> 00:27:44,206 ♪ So let's go and we gone, let's be gone! 536 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:47,241 ♪ Hold on, Plankton, I am simply shocked 537 00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:48,931 ♪ Bikini Bottom is our home 538 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,379 ♪ I can't believe you'd talk about just walking out 539 00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:54,000 ♪ Let's figure out a way to stay today, tomorrow 540 00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:57,034 ♪ I feel sorrow, I feel fear, but I'm not leaving here 541 00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:58,379 - ♪ Who's with me? - I am! 542 00:27:58,482 --> 00:28:00,931 ♪ The simple sponge is talking, Fascinating, do go on 543 00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:02,379 ♪ The fry cook has a plan 544 00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:04,241 ♪ Good luck with that, cause I'll be gone 545 00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:07,620 ♪ You don't just wait around when you're under attack, no! 546 00:28:07,724 --> 00:28:09,103 - ♪ Run like crazy - ♪ Out the back 547 00:28:09,206 --> 00:28:10,931 ♪ You got one day left, go home and pack! 548 00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:14,413 ♪ Cause when the going gets tough 549 00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:17,689 ♪ That means it's time to get lost 550 00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:21,000 ♪ When the going gets tough 551 00:28:21,103 --> 00:28:23,344 ♪ That means it's time to get lost 552 00:28:23,448 --> 00:28:25,931 - ♪ So let's go and we gone - ♪ Let's be gone! 553 00:28:26,034 --> 00:28:29,517 ♪ Of course, mass evacuation is no simple feat 554 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,275 ♪ We'll need to leave together 555 00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:33,724 ♪ In a vessel that can trap us all... 556 00:28:33,827 --> 00:28:37,068 ♪ I mean... fit us all 557 00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:40,034 ♪ A Giant Escape Pod! 558 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:42,137 ♪ This Pod will take us far away from here 559 00:28:42,241 --> 00:28:44,379 ♪ To build a new home 560 00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,586 ♪ We'll call it... 561 00:28:46,689 --> 00:28:48,172 ♪ Chumville! 562 00:28:48,275 --> 00:28:53,068 Hold on, tiny dancer! I wasn't hatched yesterday. 563 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:56,103 This sounds like another one of your schemes. 564 00:28:56,206 --> 00:28:59,896 At a time like this? How could you think such a thing? 565 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,551 You've got something up your sleeve. 566 00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:06,827 I'm a one-celled organism. I don't even have sleeves. 567 00:29:06,931 --> 00:29:08,931 - Ohhhhhhhh! - Ohhhh! 568 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:12,586 Watch this, Karen. 569 00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:14,896 ♪ Break it down now! 570 00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:55,793 ♪ Coming up as one of many, mom and dad had plenty more of me 571 00:29:55,896 --> 00:29:57,448 ♪ And 20/20 vision, never had it so I had to be 572 00:29:57,551 --> 00:29:59,137 ♪ A devastating conversating luminous communicator 573 00:29:59,241 --> 00:30:01,172 ♪ Hoping later every hater of this little nerdy me would pay 574 00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:02,482 ♪ You never heard of me? OK, I am a giant! 575 00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:03,827 ♪ I don't give it up, I live it up 576 00:30:03,931 --> 00:30:05,379 ♪ I'm floating in the saline, running from the balene 577 00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:08,068 ♪ I'm a celebrated single cell of ciliated cerebellic genius 578 00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:10,413 ♪ Heh! Heh! Heh! 579 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,448 ♪ Cause when the going gets tough 580 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:15,862 ♪ The going gets tough 581 00:30:15,965 --> 00:30:17,965 ♪ That means it's time to get lost 582 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,413 ♪ Time to get lost 583 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,379 - ♪ When the going gets tough - ♪ When the going gets tough 584 00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:24,724 ♪ That means it's time to get lost 585 00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:26,344 ♪ Time to get lost 586 00:30:26,448 --> 00:30:29,724 ♪ Let's be gone, let's be gone, so let's go! ♪ 587 00:30:33,862 --> 00:30:35,724 [Cheers and applause] 588 00:30:37,896 --> 00:30:43,241 Well, Plankton, it seems your plan is the will of the fish. 589 00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:44,827 No! Wait! 590 00:30:44,931 --> 00:30:47,379 We'll order the escape pod, cash on delivery. 591 00:30:47,482 --> 00:30:50,413 Expedited shipping by 6:00pm next business day. 592 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:54,103 Just in time to get us out before sundown tomorrow. 593 00:30:54,206 --> 00:30:56,620 And it only costs... 594 00:30:56,724 --> 00:31:00,103 Neptune's Trident! There aren't enough clams 595 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,034 in all Bikini Bottom to pay for this! 596 00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:04,689 - I guess we'll have to stay. - No! 597 00:31:04,793 --> 00:31:07,068 We can, uh... 598 00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:09,103 We can raise the funds. 599 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:12,724 Before sundown tomorrow? There's not a chance in kelp. 600 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:16,931 Yeah, the only way I ever give money is if a celebrity asks. 601 00:31:17,034 --> 00:31:19,344 That's it! We could have a benefit concert! 602 00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:22,965 I have an idea. We could have a benefit concert. 603 00:31:23,068 --> 00:31:25,206 One of those charity shell-e-thons. 604 00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:28,689 I have the perfect piece for the occasion! 605 00:31:28,793 --> 00:31:31,379 I call it: Tentacle Spectacle the Musical. 606 00:31:32,482 --> 00:31:35,000 Let me give you a little taste. Maestro! 607 00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:38,931 ♪ Look out, world, Cause here I come... ♪ 608 00:31:39,034 --> 00:31:41,172 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 609 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:44,758 Dude! You are not a celebrity. 610 00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:48,379 But the Electric Skates are. We should get them to play! 611 00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:52,758 Who loves the Electric Skates and is old enough to vote? 612 00:31:52,862 --> 00:31:55,344 Ah, then the Electric Skates it shall be. 613 00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:56,827 [Cheering] 614 00:31:58,034 --> 00:31:59,689 I'm going to meet them! 615 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,344 You're not meeting anyone, young lady. 616 00:32:02,448 --> 00:32:04,310 You are staying inside. 617 00:32:04,413 --> 00:32:07,655 And don't worry, Squidward, we won't leave you out. 618 00:32:07,758 --> 00:32:11,241 You can be Official Concert Organizer, 619 00:32:11,344 --> 00:32:13,758 and cater to the band's every crazy whim 620 00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:15,379 and unreasonable demand. 621 00:32:15,482 --> 00:32:17,586 - Actually, that doesn't... - Start packing, everyone! 622 00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:21,689 It won't be long before we kiss our Bikini Bottom goodbye! 623 00:32:21,793 --> 00:32:24,482 Oh, wait, everyone! 624 00:32:25,758 --> 00:32:27,827 We can't abandon our home. 625 00:32:27,931 --> 00:32:30,000 They've made up their minds, SpongeBob. 626 00:32:31,068 --> 00:32:33,068 About me, too. 627 00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:40,103 We can't just give up. 628 00:32:40,206 --> 00:32:43,896 Let it go, boy. There's nothing you can do. 629 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I told you before, you're just a simple sponge. 630 00:32:49,103 --> 00:32:54,551 ♪ Simple sponge, simple sponge, simple sponge... 631 00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:59,000 ♪ Sure, I spend my days floating around 632 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:02,206 ♪ Head in the bubbles and my feet on the ground 633 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:05,379 ♪ But there is more to me than just my name 634 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:08,172 ♪ Give me a chance and I could change the game 635 00:33:08,275 --> 00:33:11,413 ♪ And maybe one day, Mr. Krabs, you'll say 636 00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:14,551 ♪ "The Krusty Krab's yours, it's your lucky day!" 637 00:33:14,655 --> 00:33:17,413 ♪ That is what I've always wanted 638 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:21,034 ♪ Then I can finally say I've done it 639 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:28,827 ♪ Let me have adventure, be a contender, and more 640 00:33:28,931 --> 00:33:30,758 ♪ Cause you're not a simple sponge 641 00:33:30,862 --> 00:33:35,137 ♪ I wish he'd see I'm not just the sponge-next-door 642 00:33:35,241 --> 00:33:37,344 ♪ No, you're not a simple sponge 643 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,931 ♪ There's got to be a better way 644 00:33:40,034 --> 00:33:43,551 ♪ A way to save this town I love 645 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:47,931 ♪ But how can I stop the end of the world? 646 00:33:48,034 --> 00:33:50,275 ♪ Am I just a simple sponge? 647 00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:55,862 ♪ No, you're not a simple sponge 648 00:33:55,965 --> 00:33:57,827 ♪ So what if I'm a sponge? 649 00:33:57,931 --> 00:33:59,793 ♪ It's what I want to be 650 00:33:59,896 --> 00:34:02,965 ♪ There isn't anyone who stretches like me 651 00:34:03,068 --> 00:34:06,000 ♪ Employee of the month two years in a row 652 00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:09,068 ♪ Undisputed master of my own dojo 653 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:12,103 ♪ And everyone here knows that they can depend 654 00:34:12,206 --> 00:34:15,241 ♪ On this expert jellyfisher who's a trusted friend 655 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,482 ♪ I can eat a lot of ice cream 656 00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:21,137 ♪ I can even play my nose like... 657 00:34:21,241 --> 00:34:26,310 ♪ Let me have adventure, be a contender, and more 658 00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:28,379 ♪ Cause you're not a simple sponge 659 00:34:28,482 --> 00:34:32,758 ♪ Can't they see I'm not just the sponge-next-door? 660 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,586 ♪ No, you're not a simple... 661 00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:38,827 ♪ I wish that I could turn back time 662 00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:43,517 ♪ I never thought my world could end 663 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,310 ♪ I only wanna hang out with my friends 664 00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:52,931 ♪ But fear I fear is dragging us down 665 00:34:53,034 --> 00:34:55,758 ♪ And now there's panic that's run amok 666 00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:58,034 ♪ In my simple town 667 00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:02,034 ♪ No! No! No! No! 668 00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,586 ♪ No! Just give me adventure 669 00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:07,896 ♪ I'm a contender and more 670 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,103 ♪ Cause you're not a simple sponge 671 00:35:10,206 --> 00:35:14,517 ♪ I will show I'm not just the sponge-next door! 672 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:16,689 ♪ No, you're not a simple sponge 673 00:35:16,793 --> 00:35:19,034 ♪ I'm gonna find a better way 674 00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:21,965 ♪ A way to save the life I love 675 00:35:22,068 --> 00:35:25,310 ♪ And I am gonna stop the end of the... 676 00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:28,896 ♪ No! You're just a simple sponge... ♪ 677 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,068 I'll find a way to stop that volcano, Mr. Krabs. 678 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,896 Oh, we can use Sandy's Jetpack to get to the top. 679 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,103 Wait... pretty sure it's only built for one. 680 00:35:37,206 --> 00:35:40,551 ♪ See? You are a simple sponge... ♪ 681 00:35:40,655 --> 00:35:42,172 We'll have to climb it, then. 682 00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:46,689 With Patrick's brawn and Sandy's brains and my... 683 00:35:46,793 --> 00:35:49,689 ♪ Yes, a very simple sponge... ♪ 684 00:35:49,793 --> 00:35:51,620 I'm not sure what I bring to the team, 685 00:35:51,724 --> 00:35:53,000 but that won't stop me. 686 00:35:53,103 --> 00:35:57,000 When the going gets tough, this sponge gets going! 687 00:35:57,103 --> 00:36:03,103 ♪ No, I'm not a simple sponge! 688 00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:09,206 ♪ I am not a simple sponge! 689 00:36:09,310 --> 00:36:11,862 ♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 690 00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:14,275 ♪ Now at last, I have found a way a way 691 00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:17,310 ♪ A way to save this town I love! 692 00:36:17,413 --> 00:36:27,900 ♪ I am not a simple sponge! 693 00:36:28,931 --> 00:36:31,379 [Whooping and clapping] 694 00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:35,241 [Narrator] Can the town be saved by a simple sponge? 695 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,482 Find out right after the break. 696 00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:45,689 One, two, three, four! 697 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:50,310 Hey, Mr. Krabs! 698 00:36:50,413 --> 00:36:53,103 We're not going to have to leave Bikini Bottom after all. 699 00:36:53,206 --> 00:36:56,172 I'm putting together a team to save the town. 700 00:36:56,275 --> 00:37:00,965 Good luck with that. We're packing. 701 00:37:01,068 --> 00:37:04,172 I can't decide which one to wear for The Electric Skates. 702 00:37:04,275 --> 00:37:08,448 For the last time, get it through your blowhole. 703 00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:11,137 You are not meeting those sting-ray degenerates. 704 00:37:11,241 --> 00:37:13,034 But Da-a-a-a-ad... 705 00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:16,275 You've got your priorities all wrong. 706 00:37:16,379 --> 00:37:19,793 We're in a crisis here, and when you're in a crisis, 707 00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:21,689 there's only one thing you can depend on. 708 00:37:21,793 --> 00:37:23,137 - You mean family? - No. 709 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,793 Community? 710 00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,931 You're kidding, right? 711 00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:32,793 ♪ When time is short and the end is near 712 00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:35,896 ♪ It's important to identify what you hold dear 713 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,517 ♪ It's clear, Pearl, your daddy always knows best... ♪ 714 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,931 You don't understand me. 715 00:37:41,034 --> 00:37:42,344 I know we're not the same species, 716 00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:44,344 which is pretty weird now I think about it... 717 00:37:44,448 --> 00:37:48,137 Let me show you what counts more than all the rest. 718 00:37:48,241 --> 00:37:51,517 Close yer eyes, boy, this part's not for you. 719 00:37:53,758 --> 00:37:56,793 ♪ Money money matters most! 720 00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:59,827 ♪ Money money I can boast! 721 00:37:59,931 --> 00:38:03,103 ♪ Money money make a toast to... 722 00:38:03,206 --> 00:38:04,551 ♪ Money! 723 00:38:04,655 --> 00:38:07,344 ♪ Money! Money! 724 00:38:07,448 --> 00:38:09,137 Ha-ha! 725 00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:15,931 ♪ I should be my daddy's greatest prize 726 00:38:16,034 --> 00:38:22,724 ♪ But instead he's got dollar signs in his eyes 727 00:38:22,827 --> 00:38:29,103 ♪ Daddy, you just don't understand 728 00:38:29,206 --> 00:38:37,689 ♪ All I care about is rocking out with my favorite band! 729 00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:42,344 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! - ♪ Oh, the feeling it creates 730 00:38:42,448 --> 00:38:43,827 ♪ Yeah, yeah! 731 00:38:43,931 --> 00:38:47,931 ♪ When I hear The Electric Skates! ♪ 732 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,103 [Coins jingling] - Can you hear it, Pearl? 733 00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:56,655 - ♪ Money money money money... - ♪ Daddy, can you hear me? 734 00:38:56,758 --> 00:39:03,000 ♪ Can you hear me at all? 735 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,700 - ♪ Oh, Daddy! - ♪ Money money in the air! 736 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:11,482 - ♪ Daddy, can you hear me? - ♪ Money money everywhere! 737 00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:15,275 - ♪ Can you hear me? - ♪ Money money do not share 738 00:39:15,379 --> 00:39:16,965 - ♪ Daddy! - ♪ Money! 739 00:39:17,068 --> 00:39:18,413 - ♪ Daddy! - ♪ Money! 740 00:39:18,517 --> 00:39:20,862 - ♪ Daddy! - ♪ Money! Ha! 741 00:39:20,965 --> 00:39:23,448 - ♪ Can you hear me? - ♪ Money money I'll stay true! 742 00:39:23,551 --> 00:39:25,896 - ♪ Can you hear me? - ♪ Money money just us two! 743 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,620 - ♪ Can you hear me? - ♪ Money money I love you! 744 00:39:28,724 --> 00:39:30,241 - ♪ Money money - ♪ Daddy! 745 00:39:30,344 --> 00:39:32,068 - ♪ Money money - ♪ Daddy! 746 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:33,586 - ♪ Money money money money... - ♪ Daddy! Daddy! Daddy... 747 00:39:33,689 --> 00:39:35,517 ♪ Daddy! 748 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,034 I'm sorry, Pearl. Were you trying to say something? 749 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:43,241 ♪ Daddy! 750 00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:46,172 ♪ Money! 751 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:52,689 [Cheers and applause] 752 00:39:56,344 --> 00:40:00,931 Excuse me, can I open my eyes now? 753 00:40:01,689 --> 00:40:04,724 Oh, hey! Oh, don't cry. 754 00:40:04,827 --> 00:40:09,793 Now ya see, Pearl, I'm launching a new ad campaign. 755 00:40:09,896 --> 00:40:13,586 "One More Krabby Patty Before The End!" 756 00:40:19,275 --> 00:40:24,413 Buy your Krabby Patties now, before it's too late! 757 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,900 Come on, everybody! Get in here! 758 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:27,870 Give me that money! 759 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,900 Money money money money money money money money... 760 00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:35,103 Little does he know, the tables will soon turn. 761 00:40:35,206 --> 00:40:37,275 Once they're all trapped in the escape pod, 762 00:40:37,379 --> 00:40:39,620 they'll be easy to hypnotize. 763 00:40:39,724 --> 00:40:44,517 By the time we reach Chumville, everyone will love chum! 764 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:48,482 Mwah-ha-ha... 765 00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,724 ...hah! 766 00:40:53,172 --> 00:40:58,482 You know, I'd forgotten how much I like hearing you gloat. 767 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:02,413 Oh, Karen, it's been years since I've felt this close. 768 00:41:02,517 --> 00:41:04,827 Gazing into your screen right now, 769 00:41:04,931 --> 00:41:08,448 I feel the very earth move under my feet. 770 00:41:08,551 --> 00:41:11,206 Oh... Oh, it is moving! 771 00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:12,586 Breaking news! 772 00:41:12,689 --> 00:41:15,551 A giant boulder is rolling down from Mount Humongous! 773 00:41:15,655 --> 00:41:19,344 And it's headed this way! 774 00:41:20,379 --> 00:41:23,586 Don't worry, I've got it! 775 00:41:25,448 --> 00:41:27,206 [Screaming] 776 00:41:30,448 --> 00:41:32,310 [Screaming] 777 00:41:34,068 --> 00:41:35,551 [Screaming stops] 778 00:41:35,655 --> 00:41:37,241 Oh! 779 00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:38,517 [Explosion] 780 00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,137 [Screaming] 781 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:55,896 [Screaming] No, it's gonna be... 782 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,931 There's gonna be... If you would just... 783 00:41:58,034 --> 00:41:59,586 [Screaming] I'm putting together a... 784 00:41:59,689 --> 00:42:02,206 - There's gonna be... [Screaming stops] 785 00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:04,000 [Screaming] - If you... 786 00:42:08,689 --> 00:42:10,482 I guess everyone was right. 787 00:42:10,586 --> 00:42:12,448 This will be the end. 788 00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:15,482 Unless I can stop it! 789 00:42:15,586 --> 00:42:17,827 I gotta get my team together! 790 00:42:17,931 --> 00:42:21,965 You are not a simple sponge! You are not a simple sponge! 791 00:42:22,068 --> 00:42:24,137 You are not a simple sponge! 792 00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:28,103 You are not a simple sponge! You are not a simple sponge! 793 00:42:28,206 --> 00:42:29,413 Get ready, Patrick! 794 00:42:29,517 --> 00:42:32,275 I have a plan to save the town and I need your help. 795 00:42:32,379 --> 00:42:34,931 - Are you with me? - I'm right here, hello. 796 00:42:35,034 --> 00:42:37,655 Well, then, welcome to the team! 797 00:42:37,758 --> 00:42:41,275 Mr. Star! Mr. Star! 798 00:42:41,379 --> 00:42:43,137 Were you expecting all these sardines? 799 00:42:43,241 --> 00:42:44,551 Uh-uh. 800 00:42:44,655 --> 00:42:48,620 You said, "If we close our eyes, maybe nothing will happen." 801 00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:50,482 And we understood, 802 00:42:50,586 --> 00:42:53,344 it's only by shutting out the turmoil of the world 803 00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:55,896 that we can find salvation. 804 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,482 Give us more wisdom, O Pink One! Eeeee! 805 00:43:00,379 --> 00:43:01,517 Um... 806 00:43:02,344 --> 00:43:04,034 Life... 807 00:43:04,137 --> 00:43:06,103 ...smells... 808 00:43:06,206 --> 00:43:08,172 ...weird. 809 00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:11,448 So. Deep. 810 00:43:11,551 --> 00:43:15,310 Life smells weird! Life smells weird! 811 00:43:15,413 --> 00:43:17,206 What was that all about? 812 00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:20,310 Finally, someone understands! 813 00:43:20,413 --> 00:43:24,793 The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. 814 00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:28,413 Come on, Patrick! We gotta go get Sandy on the team! 815 00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:33,620 Apocalypse: a special report. 816 00:43:33,724 --> 00:43:36,413 Just 28 hours left before the end. 817 00:43:36,517 --> 00:43:39,344 How will you spend them? 818 00:43:39,448 --> 00:43:43,586 I'm gonna do all the living I should've done before. 819 00:43:43,689 --> 00:43:46,241 Gimme another kelp juice, Johnny. 820 00:43:46,344 --> 00:43:48,965 Carpe diem! 821 00:43:49,068 --> 00:43:51,689 Who're you calling a carp? 822 00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:55,068 I'm gonna find someone to blame for all this. 823 00:43:55,172 --> 00:43:56,793 What about the squirrel? 824 00:43:56,896 --> 00:43:59,689 That whole "science" thing is pretty suspicious. 825 00:43:59,793 --> 00:44:02,482 Not only that... she has lungs. 826 00:44:02,586 --> 00:44:06,068 Yeah! This is a gill town! 827 00:44:06,172 --> 00:44:09,206 Land Mammals Go Home! 828 00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:13,896 We don't want her kind here. Let's blame the squirrel! 829 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,103 Blame the squirrel! Blame the squirrel! 830 00:44:17,206 --> 00:44:19,000 Blame the squirrel! 831 00:44:28,310 --> 00:44:30,482 I thought this was my home. 832 00:44:31,551 --> 00:44:33,655 I guess I was wrong. 833 00:44:36,551 --> 00:44:38,344 [Narrator] Let us now follow Sandy 834 00:44:38,448 --> 00:44:41,586 as she takes refuge in Jellyfish Fields... 835 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:47,517 ...one of the great wonders of the undersea world. 836 00:44:56,379 --> 00:44:58,827 Sandy! Oh! 837 00:44:58,931 --> 00:45:01,000 Oh, we've been looking for you everywhere! 838 00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:04,862 We have a volcano to beat and we need you on the team. 839 00:45:04,965 --> 00:45:08,827 Brains, brawn, and though I don't have any special skills 840 00:45:08,931 --> 00:45:10,758 to bring to the table, I'm coming too. 841 00:45:10,862 --> 00:45:14,137 This town doesn't want my help, they want me gone. 842 00:45:14,241 --> 00:45:17,517 - And I can take a hint. - You can't leave. 843 00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:20,758 - This is your home. - No, it's not, SpongeBob. 844 00:45:20,862 --> 00:45:25,068 Let's face it, I never fit in here. 845 00:45:25,172 --> 00:45:28,034 Then again, I never really fit in Texas either. 846 00:45:29,448 --> 00:45:32,965 I was always the odd rodent out. 847 00:45:33,068 --> 00:45:35,137 No one knew what to make of a girl squirrel 848 00:45:35,241 --> 00:45:37,689 who was into science and martial arts. 849 00:45:40,517 --> 00:45:43,000 I've never felt at home anywhere, really. 850 00:45:43,103 --> 00:45:48,034 And now it's time to dig up my acorns again and push on. 851 00:45:51,965 --> 00:45:54,862 Oh, that's terrible, Sandy. 852 00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:57,586 But, please, don't leave. 853 00:45:57,689 --> 00:46:00,000 We need you on the team. 854 00:46:01,206 --> 00:46:04,896 ♪ If the world is gonna end tomorrow 855 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,965 ♪ Wallowing in sorrow isn't where I want to be 856 00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:12,724 ♪ Cause there isn't a catastrophe 857 00:46:12,827 --> 00:46:13,965 Uh, hello? 858 00:46:14,068 --> 00:46:17,793 ♪ That could ever measure up to me 859 00:46:17,896 --> 00:46:20,655 ♪ Sandy, just try it and see! 860 00:46:20,758 --> 00:46:23,482 - ♪ Come on! - Try what? 861 00:46:23,586 --> 00:46:25,724 ♪ Hero is my middle name 862 00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:27,344 Ooh, Patrick! 863 00:46:27,448 --> 00:46:30,827 - ♪ Fixing trouble is my game - It's a good game. 864 00:46:30,931 --> 00:46:34,620 ♪ Just give it the old know-how 865 00:46:34,724 --> 00:46:38,482 ♪ There's no better time than now 866 00:46:38,586 --> 00:46:40,862 ♪ Don't give up and don't give in 867 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:42,241 Yeah! 868 00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:44,103 ♪ If you're thinkin' sink or swim 869 00:46:44,206 --> 00:46:46,034 ♪ The right answer's "swim" 870 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:49,551 ♪ Courage is your claim to fame 871 00:46:49,655 --> 00:46:53,275 ♪ When hero is your middle name 872 00:46:53,379 --> 00:46:55,620 ♪ And hero is our middle name! 873 00:46:55,724 --> 00:46:58,034 That's nice, boys, but mine's Jennifer. 874 00:46:58,137 --> 00:47:01,068 And no one believes my science is real. 875 00:47:01,172 --> 00:47:04,896 ♪ Your machines, they made a real prediction 876 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,724 ♪ It's not science fiction 877 00:47:06,827 --> 00:47:09,931 ♪ But no one wants to listen at all 878 00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:13,896 ♪ When the writing's on that old sea wall 879 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,068 ♪ But your friends need you to heed the call 880 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:20,896 ♪ All for one and one for all! 881 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,862 We need you, Sandy. 882 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,172 Patrick can help us climb that volcano, 883 00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:28,103 but you have to handle the stopping-it-from-erupting part. 884 00:47:28,206 --> 00:47:29,931 Because we have no clue how, 885 00:47:30,034 --> 00:47:33,000 and time is running out really, really fast. 886 00:47:33,103 --> 00:47:34,862 But no pressure. 887 00:47:34,965 --> 00:47:37,137 Pressure! Yes! 888 00:47:37,241 --> 00:47:39,448 I think I have an idea. 889 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,965 Figure 1: Diagram of a volcanic eruption, 890 00:47:45,068 --> 00:47:46,172 caused by rapid pressure build-up 891 00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:47,862 in a subterranean magma chamber. 892 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:50,344 Figure 2: if this pressure is released, 893 00:47:50,448 --> 00:47:52,137 no eruption will occur. 894 00:47:52,241 --> 00:47:55,241 Ipso facto, I can design an explosive device. 895 00:47:55,344 --> 00:47:57,689 Figure 3: to drop in the mouth of the volcano. 896 00:47:57,793 --> 00:47:59,517 Figure 4: with a timer set to detonate 897 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,827 at the precise moment of eruption. 898 00:48:00,931 --> 00:48:03,482 Figure 5: unleashing a deluge of bubbles 899 00:48:03,586 --> 00:48:06,689 that'll release the pressure and prevent the blast! 900 00:48:06,793 --> 00:48:09,413 You lost me at 1. 901 00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:11,965 The point is, this could work. 902 00:48:12,068 --> 00:48:14,068 I reckon I can have this bubble device 903 00:48:14,172 --> 00:48:15,413 built by tomorrow morning. 904 00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:17,068 So you'll stay and help us? 905 00:48:17,172 --> 00:48:20,310 Boys, I'm still gonna push on from this town of yours. 906 00:48:20,413 --> 00:48:23,896 But you're my friends, so I say we give this idea a shot. 907 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,827 Three heroes to the rescue! 908 00:48:25,931 --> 00:48:27,793 Team of tres to the top! 909 00:48:27,896 --> 00:48:29,931 Us... go! 910 00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:35,517 ♪ So come on! 911 00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:37,620 ♪ Hero is our middle name 912 00:48:39,103 --> 00:48:41,620 ♪ Fixin' trouble is our game 913 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:46,172 ♪ I'm up and I won't back down 914 00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:50,172 ♪ And we're gonna save this town! 915 00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:53,758 ♪ I am Sandy, hear me roar! 916 00:48:53,862 --> 00:48:57,517 ♪ I won't be playin' sweet no more! 917 00:48:57,620 --> 00:49:01,206 ♪ Courage is my claim to fame 918 00:49:01,310 --> 00:49:03,931 ♪ Cause hero is my middle name 919 00:49:05,034 --> 00:49:07,689 ♪ And hero is our middle name! 920 00:49:08,758 --> 00:49:11,793 ♪ Hero is our middle name! 921 00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:18,275 ♪ Hero is our middle name! 922 00:49:22,862 --> 00:49:24,551 [Cheers and applause] 923 00:49:32,758 --> 00:49:34,896 [Narrator] Can SpongeBob and his friends be the heroes 924 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,103 Bikini Bottom so desperately needs? 925 00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:39,172 Find out when we come back. 926 00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:44,758 Alright, I gotta get this concert organized. 927 00:49:44,862 --> 00:49:46,827 The drumkit will go here. 928 00:49:46,931 --> 00:49:48,931 [Drumroll] 929 00:49:49,034 --> 00:49:51,413 The confetti cannon there! 930 00:49:51,517 --> 00:49:53,620 - Oh... [Explosion] 931 00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:57,275 Oh, and posters, of course. 932 00:49:57,379 --> 00:49:59,172 "The Electric Skates..." 933 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:05,310 "...with very special guest: Squidward Q. Tentacles!" 934 00:50:05,413 --> 00:50:07,310 [Gasps] [Audience cheers] 935 00:50:08,862 --> 00:50:11,689 Oh, I can still remember that night. 936 00:50:11,793 --> 00:50:14,724 My third-grade talent show. 937 00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:19,206 All the other fish calling me "Loser! Loser! Loser!" 938 00:50:19,310 --> 00:50:20,862 To this day, whenever I hear that word, 939 00:50:20,965 --> 00:50:23,379 something inside me just snaps. 940 00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:25,862 But you got me through it, Mama. 941 00:50:25,965 --> 00:50:30,758 You told me someday I'd play the Bikini Bottom Bandshell. 942 00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:34,965 Well, before time runs out, I will prove you right! 943 00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:37,655 I'm a pretty squid, Mama, 944 00:50:37,758 --> 00:50:39,551 and I'm gonna show 'em what I got! 945 00:50:39,655 --> 00:50:43,000 Hit it! ♪ Oh, look out, world... 946 00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:45,517 Hey, Squidward, good news. 947 00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,827 We're going to save Bikini Bottom! 948 00:50:47,931 --> 00:50:49,275 What're you talking about? 949 00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:52,827 Explain yourself, rhombus slacks. 950 00:50:52,931 --> 00:50:55,896 Sandy is going to build an ingenious bubble device 951 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,448 to stop the volcano. 952 00:50:57,551 --> 00:51:01,241 Then all we have to do is climb to the top of Mount Humongous 953 00:51:01,344 --> 00:51:03,310 and drop it in. 954 00:51:05,379 --> 00:51:09,000 Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're kidding, right? 955 00:51:09,103 --> 00:51:13,000 Nobody has ever reached the top alive. 956 00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:17,482 When you say nobody, 957 00:51:17,586 --> 00:51:20,034 do you mean that as a figure of speech or...? 958 00:51:20,137 --> 00:51:23,689 I mean nobody ever, period, full stop, exclamation point. 959 00:51:23,793 --> 00:51:25,482 [Gulps] [Sniggers] 960 00:51:25,586 --> 00:51:28,137 Don't worry, buddy, we can do it. 961 00:51:28,241 --> 00:51:31,206 I'll be with you the whole way, no matter what. 962 00:51:31,310 --> 00:51:34,862 That sponge is the biggest threat to my plot. 963 00:51:34,965 --> 00:51:37,896 If somehow they do manage to climb that mountain... 964 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,931 We have to make sure they don't live long enough 965 00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:41,551 to reach the top. 966 00:51:41,655 --> 00:51:43,793 I like how you're thinking, Karen. 967 00:51:43,896 --> 00:51:47,137 And I'm so glad you want to scheme with me again. 968 00:51:47,241 --> 00:51:49,758 It's just like the old days. 969 00:51:54,724 --> 00:51:59,275 I guess it took a little apocalypse to spice things up. 970 00:52:02,551 --> 00:52:04,103 We got this, boys. 971 00:52:04,206 --> 00:52:06,379 Come tomorrow, we'll be on that mountain 972 00:52:06,482 --> 00:52:09,379 like a smoked sausage on a hickory grill. 973 00:52:09,482 --> 00:52:12,344 [Sardines] Patrick Star! Patrick Star! 974 00:52:12,448 --> 00:52:15,034 Hey, do you hear that? 975 00:52:15,137 --> 00:52:18,034 Patrick Star! Patrick Star! 976 00:52:18,137 --> 00:52:20,310 Sounds familiar. 977 00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:24,310 Patrick Star! Patrick Star! Patrick Star! 978 00:52:24,413 --> 00:52:25,758 It's the sardines. 979 00:52:25,862 --> 00:52:28,620 And they're wearing great outfits. 980 00:52:28,724 --> 00:52:34,448 ♪ I believe I found the star 981 00:52:36,655 --> 00:52:45,275 ♪ I believe I found the super star 982 00:52:46,551 --> 00:52:55,206 ♪ We believe we found the super star sea star 983 00:52:55,310 --> 00:53:01,103 ♪ Who will save us all 984 00:53:01,206 --> 00:53:03,241 ♪ Patrick star! 985 00:53:03,344 --> 00:53:05,000 I am sorry to interrupt, 986 00:53:05,103 --> 00:53:06,689 but we have some very urgent business to... 987 00:53:06,793 --> 00:53:13,379 ♪ We've been hoping, we've been searching everywhere 988 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:20,275 ♪ And we finally found the answer to our prayer 989 00:53:20,379 --> 00:53:23,793 ♪ He said we should close our eyes 990 00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:27,068 ♪ Which made us realize 991 00:53:27,172 --> 00:53:29,793 ♪ That Patrick is the one 992 00:53:29,896 --> 00:53:33,655 ♪ Who will save us from our demise 993 00:53:33,758 --> 00:53:36,931 - ♪ So give it up - ♪ Give it up 994 00:53:37,034 --> 00:53:40,413 - ♪ Raise the sound - ♪ Raise the sound 995 00:53:40,517 --> 00:53:43,413 - ♪ Tell everyone - ♪ Tell everyone 996 00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:45,413 ♪ To gather around 997 00:53:46,965 --> 00:53:52,551 ♪ For we have found our shining star 998 00:53:52,655 --> 00:53:54,724 ♪ Yes, he is, oh, yeah! 999 00:53:54,827 --> 00:53:59,310 ♪ Super sea star savior 1000 00:53:59,413 --> 00:54:00,724 ♪ Patrick Star! 1001 00:54:00,827 --> 00:54:03,000 Guys, I think they're singing about me. 1002 00:54:03,103 --> 00:54:06,413 We hadn't noticed. Come on, we have a mission here. 1003 00:54:06,517 --> 00:54:11,137 ♪ This is weird, you guys, but I like having all you around 1004 00:54:11,241 --> 00:54:13,275 ♪ How profound! 1005 00:54:13,379 --> 00:54:17,620 ♪ Hey, look at all the new friends that I have found 1006 00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:20,000 ♪ We've been found! We've been found! Oh! 1007 00:54:20,103 --> 00:54:23,068 - ♪ And give it up - ♪ Give it up! 1008 00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:26,827 - ♪ Raise the sound - ♪ Raise the sound! 1009 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,310 ♪ Tell everyone 1010 00:54:28,413 --> 00:54:31,620 ♪ Tell everyone to gather around 1011 00:54:33,206 --> 00:54:38,965 ♪ For I might be your shining star 1012 00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:41,172 ♪ You're a shining star! 1013 00:54:41,275 --> 00:54:44,724 ♪ Super sea star savior 1014 00:54:44,827 --> 00:54:47,827 ♪ Me! Patrick Star! 1015 00:54:47,931 --> 00:54:52,965 ♪ Oh, Patrick Star! 1016 00:54:53,068 --> 00:54:56,172 ♪ As your leader, I will complete ya 1017 00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:59,620 - ♪ Glad someone's following me - ♪ For a change 1018 00:54:59,724 --> 00:55:02,172 ♪ Now where we'll go... 1019 00:55:02,275 --> 00:55:03,793 I don't know. 1020 00:55:03,896 --> 00:55:07,137 ♪ I'll know it when I see it! 1021 00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:10,172 ♪ Great pink one, you are everything! 1022 00:55:10,275 --> 00:55:13,413 ♪ There's great pink wisdom in all you sing! 1023 00:55:13,517 --> 00:55:21,034 Like this: ♪ Figaro! Figaro... 1024 00:55:21,137 --> 00:55:22,517 - ♪ Shout it out - ♪ Shout it out! 1025 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,931 - ♪ Shout it out! - ♪ From the mountain high! 1026 00:55:25,034 --> 00:55:26,620 - ♪ To the valley low! - ♪ Shout it out! 1027 00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:29,068 ♪ I feel it, my brothers and sisters! 1028 00:55:29,172 --> 00:55:32,517 ♪ Shout it out! Shout it out! 1029 00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:35,310 ♪ Shout it out! Shout it out! 1030 00:55:50,068 --> 00:55:51,689 ♪ Shout! Shout! 1031 00:55:51,793 --> 00:55:53,586 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1032 00:55:53,689 --> 00:55:55,413 ♪ Y'all praise pink! 1033 00:55:55,517 --> 00:55:57,000 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1034 00:55:57,103 --> 00:55:58,620 ♪ Y'all praise pink! 1035 00:55:58,724 --> 00:56:00,793 ♪ Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout it out! 1036 00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:02,068 ♪ Shout! Shout! Oh, oh! 1037 00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:05,586 ♪ Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout it out! 1038 00:56:05,689 --> 00:56:11,827 ♪ Super sea-star savior 1039 00:56:13,172 --> 00:56:14,620 ♪ Patrick 1040 00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:25,586 ♪ Star! 1041 00:56:26,965 --> 00:56:29,241 [Cheers and applause] 1042 00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:37,689 [SpongeBob] No! 1043 00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:39,689 No, no, no, no, no! 1044 00:56:39,793 --> 00:56:41,413 You can't leave! 1045 00:56:41,517 --> 00:56:43,482 We have a mountain to climb. 1046 00:56:43,586 --> 00:56:46,034 That was before I was a savior. 1047 00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:48,551 You said you'd be with me no matter what! 1048 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,137 Unless I became a savior. 1049 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,379 - I'm pretty sure I said that. - What about our team? 1050 00:56:53,482 --> 00:56:55,413 This is my moment, SpongeBob. Try not to ruin it. 1051 00:56:55,517 --> 00:56:57,206 Fine, then. 1052 00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:59,000 Go. 1053 00:56:59,103 --> 00:57:00,551 I don't need you. 1054 00:57:02,034 --> 00:57:03,689 You don't? 1055 00:57:03,793 --> 00:57:05,965 Well, I don't need you! 1056 00:57:06,068 --> 00:57:07,758 Well, I don't need you more! 1057 00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:09,344 At least I don't live in a fruit! 1058 00:57:09,448 --> 00:57:11,827 At least I don't have a conehead! 1059 00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:14,931 At least I'm not square! Square! Square! 1060 00:57:15,034 --> 00:57:16,448 - Pink! Pink! - Yellow! 1061 00:57:16,551 --> 00:57:17,586 - Fine! Fine! - Fine! Fine! 1062 00:57:17,689 --> 00:57:18,586 - Fine! - Fine! 1063 00:57:18,689 --> 00:57:19,758 - Fine! - We're out. 1064 00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:20,862 Yeah! 1065 00:57:20,965 --> 00:57:22,413 [Water bubbling] 1066 00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:28,862 What are we gonna do now? 1067 00:57:30,931 --> 00:57:33,758 Patrick's the brawn. 1068 00:57:33,862 --> 00:57:36,896 There's no way we get up that mountain without him. 1069 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,034 [Narrator] At that moment, night falls. 1070 00:57:43,137 --> 00:57:45,172 The last night before the end. 1071 00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,724 And as hysteria spreads through our streets, 1072 00:57:47,827 --> 00:57:50,482 many have begun to question the government's ability 1073 00:57:50,586 --> 00:57:52,586 to handle this crisis. 1074 00:57:52,689 --> 00:57:54,827 [Indistinct shouting] 1075 00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:56,896 - Come on, what you got? - Stop it! 1076 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,310 Don't believe the media. 1077 00:57:59,413 --> 00:58:01,758 Everything is under control. 1078 00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:19,448 Oh, tartar sauce, look! 1079 00:58:20,448 --> 00:58:22,586 More boulders! 1080 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,517 Oh! Oh! 1081 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:28,103 Whoa! 1082 00:58:28,965 --> 00:58:30,931 Whoa! 1083 00:58:32,137 --> 00:58:39,137 [Shouting] 1084 00:58:44,793 --> 00:58:46,482 SpongeBob... 1085 00:58:47,586 --> 00:58:49,827 We can't give up now. 1086 00:58:53,517 --> 00:58:59,344 ♪ We only have tomorrow 1087 00:59:00,517 --> 00:59:06,206 ♪ To try to save the day 1088 00:59:07,413 --> 00:59:13,931 ♪ Our world could end tomorrow 1089 00:59:14,965 --> 00:59:20,965 ♪ SpongeBob, we have to find a way 1090 00:59:24,482 --> 00:59:28,724 ♪ A way 1091 00:59:28,827 --> 00:59:34,482 ♪ I only have tomorrow 1092 00:59:34,586 --> 00:59:39,379 ♪ To show them what I got 1093 00:59:40,172 --> 00:59:45,551 ♪ We only have tomorrow 1094 00:59:45,655 --> 00:59:49,448 ♪ So get 'em while they're hot! 1095 00:59:50,241 --> 00:59:54,517 ♪ Small, yes, but devious 1096 00:59:55,724 --> 01:00:01,379 ♪ I feel ten feet tall 1097 01:00:02,586 --> 01:00:06,034 ♪ If I succeed 1098 01:00:06,137 --> 01:00:09,482 ♪ The sponge will fall! 1099 01:00:09,586 --> 01:00:14,862 ♪ The sun has sunk below us 1100 01:00:14,965 --> 01:00:20,827 ♪ The dark of night is here 1101 01:00:20,931 --> 01:00:26,413 ♪ The hands of time keep ticking 1102 01:00:26,517 --> 01:00:30,379 ♪ Tomorrow's almost here 1103 01:00:30,482 --> 01:00:33,620 ♪ Almost here, almost here 1104 01:00:33,724 --> 01:00:39,275 ♪ We only have tomorrow 1105 01:00:39,379 --> 01:00:44,896 ♪ Before our town is gone 1106 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,517 ♪ We only have tomorrow 1107 01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:55,827 ♪ Before we must move on 1108 01:00:55,931 --> 01:01:01,517 - ♪ From the world-renowned - ♪ We only have tommorow 1109 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:07,172 - ♪ Have to save this town - ♪ Bikini Bottom 1110 01:01:07,275 --> 01:01:10,275 - ♪ As the sun goes down... - ♪ We only... 1111 01:01:10,344 --> 01:01:15,586 - ♪ On a beautiful Bikini Bottom... - ♪ ...have one more... 1112 01:01:15,689 --> 01:01:18,931 [Narrator] Will SpongeBob save Bikini Bottom? 1113 01:01:19,034 --> 01:01:21,172 You will find out... 1114 01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:23,758 ...after these messages. 1115 01:01:23,862 --> 01:01:31,448 ♪ ...day! 1116 01:01:31,551 --> 01:01:34,379 [Cheers and applause] 1117 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:37,172 Programs! Get your programs! 1118 01:01:37,275 --> 01:01:40,586 Help an old lady through college by buying a program. 1119 01:01:40,689 --> 01:01:43,034 There you go, dearie, it's free for you. 1120 01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:46,620 Programs! Can't tell the characters without a program. 1121 01:01:47,551 --> 01:01:51,517 Oh! Ha-ha-ha! I made it in! 1122 01:01:53,068 --> 01:01:56,551 Yes! Ha-ha! 1123 01:01:56,655 --> 01:02:00,068 They can't keep me out, I'm Patchy the Pirate, 1124 01:02:00,172 --> 01:02:02,896 SpongeBob's number one fan! 1125 01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:11,068 You know, after they wouldn't let me in because... "I'm a pirate", 1126 01:02:11,172 --> 01:02:12,551 I wandered the streets, 1127 01:02:12,655 --> 01:02:16,275 until I happened upon a Pirate Dive Bar, 1128 01:02:16,379 --> 01:02:19,689 and it was there, talkin' to me fellow buccaneers 1129 01:02:19,793 --> 01:02:22,689 that gave me the courage to come back here with a message, 1130 01:02:22,793 --> 01:02:26,172 on behalf of all victims of pirate prejudice. 1131 01:02:26,275 --> 01:02:30,758 In fact, I wrote a protest song, ha-ha! 1132 01:02:30,862 --> 01:02:34,068 Yeah! Got the sheet music right here. 1133 01:02:34,172 --> 01:02:37,000 Ooh, you brought your accordion, isn't that convenient? 1134 01:02:39,448 --> 01:02:42,689 ♪ Let me begin with a hardy ho-ho 1135 01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:45,931 ♪ And a tale that nobody tells well 1136 01:02:46,034 --> 01:02:49,931 ♪ I've not come all the way from EN-C-I-N-O 1137 01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:53,758 ♪ To be treated like sewage that smells 1138 01:02:53,862 --> 01:02:57,206 ♪ Some of us just want adventures 1139 01:02:57,310 --> 01:03:02,862 ♪ The open sea wind in our earrings 1140 01:03:02,965 --> 01:03:06,413 ♪ Why are we constantly misunderstood? 1141 01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:09,275 ♪ Don't you know pirates have feelings? 1142 01:03:09,379 --> 01:03:12,758 ♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR 1143 01:03:12,862 --> 01:03:16,379 ♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR 1144 01:03:16,482 --> 01:03:18,517 ♪ Poor pirates 1145 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:22,793 ♪ Can't deny this simple truth 1146 01:03:23,689 --> 01:03:25,517 ♪ Poor pirates 1147 01:03:26,413 --> 01:03:29,896 ♪ P-O-O-AAAAAR 1148 01:03:31,172 --> 01:03:33,000 ♪ People, too 1149 01:03:33,103 --> 01:03:35,620 Me friends from the dive bar! 1150 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,030 ♪ Think of how hard we have had it 1151 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:41,830 (So hard!) 1152 01:03:41,931 --> 01:03:44,200 ♪ Out on ships there is not much to eat 1153 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,820 (Not much to eat!) 1154 01:03:45,827 --> 01:03:48,100 ♪ And dentists hate pirate insurance 1155 01:03:48,103 --> 01:03:49,103 (No oh no!) 1156 01:03:49,206 --> 01:03:51,800 ♪ Which is why we've so many gold teeth 1157 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,450 (We too many gold teeth) 1158 01:03:52,450 --> 01:03:56,448 ♪ Oh, me laundry stays damp, and me boots start to stink 1159 01:03:56,551 --> 01:04:01,862 ♪ And me fingernails filthy and dirty 1160 01:04:01,965 --> 01:04:05,448 ♪ Me internet loads unbelievably slow 1161 01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:08,620 ♪ And me bedtime's around 7:30! 1162 01:04:08,724 --> 01:04:12,275 ♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR 1163 01:04:12,379 --> 01:04:15,620 ♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR 1164 01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:17,896 ♪ Poor pirates 1165 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:23,000 ♪ Have it so much worse than you 1166 01:04:23,103 --> 01:04:26,655 ♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR 1167 01:04:26,758 --> 01:04:30,068 ♪ Poor pirates, P-O-O-AAAAAR 1168 01:04:30,172 --> 01:04:32,344 ♪ Poor pirates 1169 01:04:32,448 --> 01:04:37,379 ♪ Can't deny this simple truth 1170 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:40,137 ♪ That pirates 1171 01:04:40,241 --> 01:04:43,931 ♪ P-O-O-AAAAAR... 1172 01:04:44,862 --> 01:04:49,413 ♪ ...people, too 1173 01:04:51,034 --> 01:04:52,931 ♪ Yo-ho! 1174 01:04:53,034 --> 01:04:54,862 [Cheers and applause] 1175 01:04:54,965 --> 01:04:56,965 Hey! Hey! 1176 01:04:57,068 --> 01:04:59,448 Everybody off the stage. 1177 01:05:00,413 --> 01:05:02,379 No, you can't kick us out. 1178 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:05,620 We're making a stand, am I right, boys? Avast ye! 1179 01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:08,448 - Hey! - Wait, what? 1180 01:05:08,551 --> 01:05:10,689 There are no tyrants allowed in here. 1181 01:05:10,793 --> 01:05:13,517 No, I'm not leaving till I see SpongeBob. Mm! 1182 01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:15,931 - You got ten seconds, sir. - OK, alright... 1183 01:05:16,034 --> 01:05:17,827 - You got five seconds, sir. - Can we talk about this? 1184 01:05:17,931 --> 01:05:19,621 - You got one second, sir. - Don't rush me! 1185 01:05:19,689 --> 01:05:21,482 - Come on! - Alright, you lowlife, 1186 01:05:21,586 --> 01:05:24,137 you'd better hold on to your booty. 1187 01:05:24,241 --> 01:05:26,413 OK, but I'll be back! 1188 01:05:26,517 --> 01:05:27,896 - I'll be back! - Come on! 1189 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,241 - I'll be back! I'll be back! - Come on! 1190 01:05:32,413 --> 01:05:35,103 [Narrator] Let us now return to our story. 1191 01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:37,551 It is the next morning, 1192 01:05:37,655 --> 01:05:41,172 and we find ourselves once again in Bikini Bottom. 1193 01:05:42,344 --> 01:05:44,551 Here we see SpongeBob, 1194 01:05:44,655 --> 01:05:47,241 sound asleep in his pineapple home. 1195 01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:49,034 [Snoring] 1196 01:05:49,137 --> 01:05:50,620 Oh! Oh! [Pants] 1197 01:05:50,724 --> 01:05:53,931 Oh, Gary, I had a terrible nightmare. 1198 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:58,827 I dreamed the end was coming at sundown today, 1199 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:01,517 and Patrick abandoned me. 1200 01:06:02,931 --> 01:06:05,896 Neither of which could ever actually happen, of course. 1201 01:06:07,379 --> 01:06:09,137 Good morning, Bikini Bottom. 1202 01:06:09,241 --> 01:06:10,448 Our top story: 1203 01:06:10,551 --> 01:06:13,137 The end is coming at sundown today, 1204 01:06:13,241 --> 01:06:15,793 and friends are abandoning friends. 1205 01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:20,068 So it wasn't a dream? 1206 01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:28,448 Nooooooooooo... 1207 01:06:29,896 --> 01:06:32,310 [Narrator] Ten minutes later... 1208 01:06:32,413 --> 01:06:37,620 oooooooooo... 1209 01:06:38,586 --> 01:06:41,310 [Narrator] One hour later... 1210 01:06:41,413 --> 01:06:47,034 ooooooooo... 1211 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:50,310 [Narrator] Fifty years later... 1212 01:06:50,413 --> 01:06:55,344 ooooooooo... 1213 01:06:55,448 --> 01:06:56,586 Meow? 1214 01:06:56,689 --> 01:06:58,413 Oh, this? 1215 01:06:58,517 --> 01:07:00,344 Comes right off. 1216 01:07:01,241 --> 01:07:02,379 Meow. 1217 01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:05,758 You're right. I need to get moving. 1218 01:07:05,862 --> 01:07:08,137 Sandy and I have a mountain to climb. 1219 01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,517 Meow. 1220 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:13,379 You need to be strong now, Gary. 1221 01:07:13,482 --> 01:07:18,655 If I don't make it back, and... I may not, 1222 01:07:18,758 --> 01:07:21,206 you have to go on without me. 1223 01:07:22,137 --> 01:07:23,724 Meow. 1224 01:07:23,827 --> 01:07:26,896 And I carry you in mine, Gary. 1225 01:07:28,137 --> 01:07:29,655 Always. 1226 01:07:31,586 --> 01:07:33,310 [Squeaking] 1227 01:07:41,413 --> 01:07:42,896 Freeze! 1228 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,379 State your name! 1229 01:07:44,482 --> 01:07:47,344 SpongeBob SquarePants. You know me. 1230 01:07:47,448 --> 01:07:50,206 Just following procedure, dude. 1231 01:07:50,310 --> 01:07:53,034 Is that a jellyfish on a stick? 1232 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:55,586 Don't make me zap you, bro. 1233 01:07:55,689 --> 01:07:58,517 I've declared a State of Emergency. 1234 01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:01,482 You're either with me or you're against me. 1235 01:08:01,586 --> 01:08:03,379 Now move! 1236 01:08:03,482 --> 01:08:07,896 Out of my way, SpongeBob, I have a concert to organize! 1237 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,448 Clear off the road! 1238 01:08:09,551 --> 01:08:12,103 I have a bender to go on! 1239 01:08:12,206 --> 01:08:13,344 ♪ Praise pink! 1240 01:08:13,448 --> 01:08:15,655 ♪ Praise pink! Praise pink! 1241 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,241 ♪ Praise pink! 1242 01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:18,448 Blame the squirrel! 1243 01:08:18,551 --> 01:08:20,689 Blame the squirrel! Blame the squirrel! 1244 01:08:20,793 --> 01:08:22,068 Blame the squirrel! 1245 01:08:22,758 --> 01:08:24,896 Are they gone? 1246 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,103 Uh-huh! 1247 01:08:26,206 --> 01:08:28,896 Then let's get moving while the coast is clear. 1248 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,137 Do you have the ingenious bubble device 1249 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:33,310 to stop the volcano? 1250 01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:35,620 Took me all night, 1251 01:08:35,724 --> 01:08:37,413 but it's ready. 1252 01:08:43,034 --> 01:08:45,034 [Water bubbling] 1253 01:08:45,137 --> 01:08:47,586 Will you look at that! 1254 01:08:47,689 --> 01:08:51,275 The ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano. 1255 01:08:51,379 --> 01:08:54,551 Oh, I came up with a name, too: 1256 01:08:54,655 --> 01:08:58,517 "The Erupter Interrupter". 1257 01:09:00,206 --> 01:09:01,413 Very catchy. 1258 01:09:01,517 --> 01:09:02,689 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1259 01:09:02,793 --> 01:09:04,482 - Cause I wasn't sure. - I think the rhyme is great. 1260 01:09:04,586 --> 01:09:07,103 OK, enough yammering! 1261 01:09:07,206 --> 01:09:08,344 Duty calls. 1262 01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,000 To the mountain! 1263 01:09:11,344 --> 01:09:13,655 Heroes, march! 1264 01:09:16,482 --> 01:09:19,206 If they reach the top and save the town, 1265 01:09:19,310 --> 01:09:22,241 my whole hypnosis-in-the-escape pod scheme will be ruined! 1266 01:09:22,344 --> 01:09:25,275 And I still don't have a plan to stop them. 1267 01:09:25,379 --> 01:09:29,206 Well, Karen, my evil genius is exhausted. 1268 01:09:29,310 --> 01:09:30,896 Don't worry, Sheldon. 1269 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,034 I've got just the thing. 1270 01:09:33,137 --> 01:09:35,793 My Avalanche Maker 3000! 1271 01:09:35,896 --> 01:09:38,137 We can use it to start a landslide 1272 01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:40,000 that they'll never survive. 1273 01:09:40,103 --> 01:09:42,862 Then Chumville, here we come! 1274 01:09:42,965 --> 01:09:44,172 Oh, Karen. 1275 01:09:44,275 --> 01:09:47,068 It's evil. It's diabolical. 1276 01:09:47,172 --> 01:09:49,896 It's lemon-scented. 1277 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,482 Gloat for me, baby. 1278 01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:54,758 Mwahahaha... 1279 01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:58,310 [Both] Mwahahaha! 1280 01:09:58,413 --> 01:10:01,103 Ha... 1281 01:10:08,551 --> 01:10:10,965 Alright, everyone clear out. 1282 01:10:11,068 --> 01:10:14,793 This is a closed soundcheck for the Electric Skates. 1283 01:10:14,896 --> 01:10:17,000 The concert is this afternoon, so why don't you go... 1284 01:10:17,103 --> 01:10:18,379 Come back this afternoon. 1285 01:10:18,482 --> 01:10:20,379 [Cheering] 1286 01:10:22,689 --> 01:10:24,068 Are you ready to rock? 1287 01:10:28,344 --> 01:10:31,724 ♪ If you wanna rock and feelin' alright 1288 01:10:31,827 --> 01:10:34,896 ♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie all night 1289 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,689 ♪ Getting sick, skatey, sweet, rad, gnarly and tight 1290 01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:41,137 ♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie all night 1291 01:10:42,206 --> 01:10:45,620 ♪ Toeside, heelside, how do I look? 1292 01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:49,034 ♪ It doesn't really matter cause it's so "off the hook" 1293 01:10:49,137 --> 01:10:52,310 ♪ Long hair, short hair, mohawk or bald 1294 01:10:52,413 --> 01:10:56,034 ♪ Or shavin' off your dorsels when your grandmother called 1295 01:10:56,137 --> 01:10:59,586 ♪ There's no magic potion, we'll jump in the ocean blue 1296 01:10:59,689 --> 01:11:02,206 - ♪ Jump in the ocean blue - ♪ Yeah! 1297 01:11:03,103 --> 01:11:07,379 ♪ Yeaaaaaah! 1298 01:11:07,482 --> 01:11:09,379 Nice wail, whale! 1299 01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,620 Really? You heard me singing? 1300 01:11:11,724 --> 01:11:13,827 - My daddy never hears me. - You know what? 1301 01:11:13,931 --> 01:11:16,724 We've been looking for a backup singer to go on tour with us. 1302 01:11:16,827 --> 01:11:18,379 I think we just found her. 1303 01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:20,241 I'd follow you anywhere! 1304 01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:23,448 - Will you sign my skateboard? - Nah, but I'll ride it! 1305 01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:26,689 Whooooah! 1306 01:11:26,793 --> 01:11:30,620 ♪ So if you wanna rock and feelin' alright 1307 01:11:30,724 --> 01:11:32,068 ♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie all night 1308 01:11:32,172 --> 01:11:34,103 ♪ I'm feelin' alright tonight! 1309 01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:35,586 ♪ Bikini Bottom Boogie all night 1310 01:11:35,689 --> 01:11:38,862 ♪ My dreams are comin' true tonight! 1311 01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:43,862 ♪ Tonight! 1312 01:11:43,965 --> 01:11:47,724 ♪ Yeaaaaaaah! 1313 01:11:47,827 --> 01:11:53,586 ♪ Yeaaaaaaah! 1314 01:12:01,896 --> 01:12:04,137 Bravo, gentlemen, bravo. 1315 01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:06,827 That was some soundcheck. 1316 01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:09,034 Rock and roll! 1317 01:12:09,137 --> 01:12:11,344 Hey! 1318 01:12:11,448 --> 01:12:13,896 Given the great importance of this concert, 1319 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,310 I've been thinking about a special guest. 1320 01:12:17,413 --> 01:12:19,551 I'd like to suggest myself. 1321 01:12:19,655 --> 01:12:20,965 You? No way. 1322 01:12:21,068 --> 01:12:22,482 That reminds me. 1323 01:12:28,103 --> 01:12:29,793 We have a rider. 1324 01:12:33,241 --> 01:12:34,551 [♪ Discordant notes] 1325 01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:36,413 My leg! 1326 01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:40,517 "Two pounds of seahorse radish. 1327 01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:43,310 "Three cases of kelp juice. 1328 01:12:43,413 --> 01:12:46,068 "Nineteen assorted shiny objects." 1329 01:12:46,172 --> 01:12:47,931 - Whoa! - Yeah, there's no way 1330 01:12:48,034 --> 01:12:50,310 I can possibly get all of this for you. 1331 01:12:50,413 --> 01:12:52,517 Look man, we'll make you a deal. 1332 01:12:52,620 --> 01:12:55,586 You get us what we want, we'll let you open for us. 1333 01:12:55,689 --> 01:12:58,068 - Really? You mean it? - Sure, Pillword. 1334 01:12:58,172 --> 01:12:59,620 Oh, actually, it's Squidward. 1335 01:12:59,724 --> 01:13:01,517 Catch ya on the flip side, Swillbird. 1336 01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:04,862 - No, it's Squidward. - Rock and roll! 1337 01:13:04,965 --> 01:13:06,344 Oh, forget it! 1338 01:13:12,586 --> 01:13:14,206 So... 1339 01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:15,931 it all comes down to this. 1340 01:13:16,034 --> 01:13:17,758 "Three cases of kelp juice. 1341 01:13:17,862 --> 01:13:19,551 "Five quarts of..." 1342 01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:26,724 [Narrator] Let us now journey to Mount Humongous 1343 01:13:26,827 --> 01:13:29,068 towering above Bikini Bottom 1344 01:13:29,172 --> 01:13:32,586 in all its great and fearsome majesty. 1345 01:13:32,689 --> 01:13:36,482 When you get right up to it, it looks even taller. 1346 01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:38,310 It sure does. 1347 01:13:51,206 --> 01:13:54,172 Alright, SpongeBob, it's time to climb this here mountain. 1348 01:13:55,586 --> 01:13:58,793 Hey, check out this sign. 1349 01:13:58,896 --> 01:14:03,827 "Voted Most Likely to Kill You, Seven Years in a Row." 1350 01:14:05,448 --> 01:14:07,379 I can't do this... 1351 01:14:07,482 --> 01:14:09,655 I can't do this! 1352 01:14:09,758 --> 01:14:11,551 [Whooping] 1353 01:14:17,103 --> 01:14:19,517 Snap out of it. 1354 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:22,965 I'm scared, too, but we have to keep going. 1355 01:14:23,068 --> 01:14:26,689 Just remember the number one rule of Ka-ra-tay. 1356 01:14:26,793 --> 01:14:28,620 [Gong sounds] 1357 01:14:28,724 --> 01:14:32,793 "Let not the sands of time seep into your shorts, 1358 01:14:32,896 --> 01:14:34,896 "for it shall chafe." 1359 01:14:37,551 --> 01:14:39,724 Sorry, meant rule number two. 1360 01:14:39,827 --> 01:14:41,965 [Gong sounds] 1361 01:14:42,068 --> 01:14:45,517 "Keep your mind clear, your spirit strong, 1362 01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,827 "and your hands free." 1363 01:14:50,241 --> 01:14:52,000 What are you doing, Sandy? 1364 01:14:53,586 --> 01:14:58,206 ♪ We're too heavy when we're holding on to all that stuff 1365 01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:04,758 ♪ Why load up on trouble, when there's trouble enough? 1366 01:15:08,275 --> 01:15:12,034 ♪ You gotta chop to the top that you aim for 1367 01:15:12,137 --> 01:15:15,517 ♪ Get some gumption and you won't turn tail 1368 01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:19,241 ♪ Just keep your eyes on the prize that you came for 1369 01:15:19,344 --> 01:15:22,517 ♪ And use ka-ra-tay and you cannot fail, and 1370 01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:23,965 ♪ Chop to the top 1371 01:15:24,068 --> 01:15:27,586 ♪ Chop to the top, come on and keep it movin' 1372 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:29,413 ♪ Don't stop till you drop 1373 01:15:29,517 --> 01:15:31,517 ♪ Come on and chop 1374 01:15:33,172 --> 01:15:35,103 ♪ Come on and chop 1375 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:42,000 ♪ It feels better when you're kicking that fear away 1376 01:15:44,655 --> 01:15:46,896 ♪ Sometimes you can't make it happen 1377 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,448 ♪ But that won't happen today 1378 01:15:52,758 --> 01:15:56,310 ♪ If you wait, it's too late, you're defeated 1379 01:15:56,413 --> 01:15:59,862 ♪ Push yourself just little bit higher 1380 01:15:59,965 --> 01:16:03,793 ♪ You want to win? Don't give in, you can beat it 1381 01:16:03,896 --> 01:16:06,896 ♪ Find your mojo and set it on fire, and 1382 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,655 ♪ Chop to the top 1383 01:16:08,758 --> 01:16:12,068 ♪ Chop to the top, come on and keep it movin' 1384 01:16:12,172 --> 01:16:13,724 ♪ Don't stop till you drop 1385 01:16:13,827 --> 01:16:16,241 ♪ Come on and chop 1386 01:16:17,517 --> 01:16:19,413 ♪ Come on and chop... 1387 01:16:21,896 --> 01:16:23,827 Ground so far below... 1388 01:16:23,931 --> 01:16:26,344 Sponge so high above... 1389 01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:28,482 ♪ Don't be afraid 1390 01:16:28,586 --> 01:16:34,620 ♪ I'll be with you all the way 1391 01:16:34,724 --> 01:16:37,689 ♪ Hey 1392 01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:39,931 ♪ Come on and chop to the top 1393 01:16:40,034 --> 01:16:41,379 ♪ Chop to the top 1394 01:16:41,482 --> 01:16:43,655 ♪ Come on and chop to the top 1395 01:16:43,758 --> 01:16:45,034 ♪ Don't ever stop 1396 01:16:45,137 --> 01:16:47,275 ♪ Come on and chop to the top 1397 01:16:47,379 --> 01:16:48,724 ♪ Chop to the top 1398 01:16:48,827 --> 01:16:50,931 ♪ Come on and chop 1399 01:16:52,482 --> 01:16:54,379 ♪ Come on and chop 1400 01:16:56,172 --> 01:16:58,931 ♪ Come on and... 1401 01:17:06,517 --> 01:17:08,310 Follow me! 1402 01:17:16,551 --> 01:17:18,172 Grab my hand! 1403 01:17:18,275 --> 01:17:20,241 I can't reach, Sandy! 1404 01:17:28,931 --> 01:17:30,379 Whoo! 1405 01:17:30,482 --> 01:17:32,655 SpongeBob! 1406 01:17:32,758 --> 01:17:34,206 Sandy! 1407 01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:36,896 SpongeBob, where are you? 1408 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,586 I don't know, 1409 01:17:38,689 --> 01:17:40,482 but it's really dark! 1410 01:17:40,586 --> 01:17:43,344 Hold on, I'll find you! 1411 01:17:45,413 --> 01:17:47,137 Sandy? 1412 01:17:47,896 --> 01:17:49,793 SpongeBob? 1413 01:17:49,896 --> 01:17:51,517 Sandy? 1414 01:17:52,137 --> 01:17:53,068 Oh! 1415 01:17:53,172 --> 01:17:54,551 [Laughs] - Oh! 1416 01:17:54,655 --> 01:17:56,586 Hey! Ooh-ooh-ooh! 1417 01:17:57,517 --> 01:17:59,413 Woaaaah! 1418 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:20,275 ♪ We did it! We did it! 1419 01:18:20,379 --> 01:18:24,793 - Uh, SpongeBob? - Yes, uh, Sandy? 1420 01:18:24,896 --> 01:18:27,068 We're only halfway. 1421 01:18:32,137 --> 01:18:34,206 [Cheers and applause] 1422 01:18:49,413 --> 01:18:52,068 Are we going to be doing this all day? 1423 01:18:52,172 --> 01:18:55,000 - Yes! - I have a better idea. 1424 01:18:55,103 --> 01:18:56,896 We should head back to my rock. 1425 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,482 I got a great couch there. It can stretch. 1426 01:18:59,586 --> 01:19:02,482 - We don't have time for that. - OK. 1427 01:19:02,586 --> 01:19:04,586 We could go jellyfishing. 1428 01:19:04,689 --> 01:19:07,448 That was SpongeBob and my's favorite hobby. 1429 01:19:07,551 --> 01:19:10,862 Once we caught this great, big one, and... 1430 01:19:10,965 --> 01:19:12,379 Oh, We had a time. 1431 01:19:12,482 --> 01:19:15,172 No! You have a mission, O Guru. 1432 01:19:15,275 --> 01:19:16,862 You have followers. 1433 01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:18,448 What else do you need? 1434 01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:22,586 What else do I need? 1435 01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:31,413 ♪ Never thought that I could ride so high 1436 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,551 ♪ Without you 1437 01:19:35,724 --> 01:19:39,793 ♪ Everything I've got's so good but not 1438 01:19:39,896 --> 01:19:41,793 ♪ Without you 1439 01:19:43,655 --> 01:19:48,275 ♪ And suddenly nothing feels quite right 1440 01:19:48,379 --> 01:19:52,689 ♪ Why does the sunshine feel like night? 1441 01:19:52,793 --> 01:19:57,068 ♪ I'm only pretending I'm alright 1442 01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,620 ♪ Without you 1443 01:20:01,103 --> 01:20:05,620 ♪ Now what's a macaroni without the cheese 1444 01:20:05,724 --> 01:20:10,172 ♪ Or peas in a pod without the peas 1445 01:20:10,275 --> 01:20:14,103 ♪ That's the way it feels when there's me 1446 01:20:14,206 --> 01:20:16,586 ♪ Without you 1447 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:20,965 ♪ I... 1448 01:20:22,172 --> 01:20:25,620 ♪ I... 1449 01:20:26,275 --> 01:20:29,862 ♪ I... 1450 01:20:30,586 --> 01:20:33,655 ♪ Guess I miss you 1451 01:20:35,551 --> 01:20:39,758 ♪ It doesn't really matter how high I climb 1452 01:20:39,862 --> 01:20:41,586 ♪ Without you 1453 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,448 ♪ Oh, I can't enjoy this lonely view 1454 01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:49,241 ♪ when I'm without you 1455 01:20:51,482 --> 01:20:55,379 ♪ No one can make me laugh like you 1456 01:20:55,482 --> 01:20:59,517 ♪ Nobody turns my one to two 1457 01:20:59,620 --> 01:21:03,827 ♪ Maybe that's why I feel so blue 1458 01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,172 ♪ Without you 1459 01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:11,793 ♪ Now tell me what's the apple without the pie 1460 01:21:11,896 --> 01:21:15,896 ♪ Tell me what's the French without the fry 1461 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:22,965 ♪ That's the way I feel when I know I'm without you 1462 01:21:23,068 --> 01:21:27,034 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1463 01:21:27,137 --> 01:21:31,068 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1464 01:21:31,172 --> 01:21:35,172 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1465 01:21:35,275 --> 01:21:39,034 - ♪ Guess I miss you 1466 01:21:39,137 --> 01:21:44,034 ♪ Won't you get here, my friend? 1467 01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:47,551 ♪ Bring my sunshine back again 1468 01:21:47,655 --> 01:21:54,448 ♪ Cause life's no fun when you don't come around 1469 01:21:54,551 --> 01:21:58,482 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1470 01:21:58,586 --> 01:22:02,379 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1471 01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:06,275 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1472 01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:10,068 - ♪ Guess I miss you 1473 01:22:10,172 --> 01:22:13,931 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1474 01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:17,862 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1475 01:22:17,965 --> 01:22:21,896 - ♪ I... - ♪ I... 1476 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,620 - ♪ Guess I miss you 1477 01:22:24,724 --> 01:22:26,068 Come on, SpongeBob! 1478 01:22:26,172 --> 01:22:28,000 This mountain won't climb itself! 1479 01:22:28,103 --> 01:22:29,586 You know what, guys? 1480 01:22:29,689 --> 01:22:33,275 Maybe I can save you... but this isn't how. 1481 01:22:33,379 --> 01:22:35,275 The guru's gotta go. 1482 01:22:36,344 --> 01:22:42,551 ♪ Mmmmmm 1483 01:22:42,655 --> 01:22:45,206 [Cheers and applause] 1484 01:22:53,482 --> 01:22:54,379 Done! 1485 01:22:54,482 --> 01:22:55,931 [Screeches] 1486 01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,482 And just in time. 1487 01:23:01,931 --> 01:23:03,275 You know what to do. 1488 01:23:04,793 --> 01:23:07,344 There you are, Billherd. How's it going with the rider? 1489 01:23:07,448 --> 01:23:10,758 Oh, I got everything except the seahorse radish: 1490 01:23:10,862 --> 01:23:11,793 it's out of season. 1491 01:23:11,896 --> 01:23:14,517 - Now, I'd love to have... - Wait! 1492 01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:16,620 Did you say no seahorse radish? 1493 01:23:16,724 --> 01:23:18,586 Man, you got a radish problem. 1494 01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:21,034 - I can quit anytime I want. - Gentlemen, please... 1495 01:23:21,137 --> 01:23:22,586 Listen Millnerd, 1496 01:23:22,689 --> 01:23:24,724 there's no way you're opening for us today. 1497 01:23:24,827 --> 01:23:27,620 Ah, but I got all of this for you! 1498 01:23:27,724 --> 01:23:28,827 Oh, don't make me beg. 1499 01:23:28,931 --> 01:23:30,965 Seems like you're begging already, Four Legs. 1500 01:23:31,068 --> 01:23:34,137 Yeah. You are such a loser. 1501 01:23:36,758 --> 01:23:38,482 [Audience groans] 1502 01:23:39,586 --> 01:23:41,103 What did you just call me? 1503 01:23:42,482 --> 01:23:44,241 Loser! 1504 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,931 Oh, no no no no... 1505 01:23:52,137 --> 01:23:56,310 I... am not a loser. 1506 01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:00,137 You're the loser. 1507 01:24:00,241 --> 01:24:02,137 Loser! Loser! 1508 01:24:02,241 --> 01:24:04,241 Loser...! 1509 01:24:05,862 --> 01:24:08,103 I can't work like this. 1510 01:24:08,206 --> 01:24:10,310 We quit! Loser! 1511 01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:13,068 [Cackling] Loser! 1512 01:24:13,172 --> 01:24:15,379 Fine! Go! Good riddance! 1513 01:24:15,482 --> 01:24:18,172 Don't let the kelp hit you on the way out! 1514 01:24:21,482 --> 01:24:24,793 ♪ I'm not a loser 1515 01:24:25,724 --> 01:24:29,206 ♪ I don't secretly hate myself 1516 01:24:30,206 --> 01:24:34,551 ♪ I'm not singing this to no one 1517 01:24:34,655 --> 01:24:38,965 ♪ It's not the case that no one cares 1518 01:24:39,068 --> 01:24:42,517 ♪ I'm not a failure 1519 01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:45,896 ♪ I don't not have talent 1520 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,965 ♪ When others see me 1521 01:24:48,068 --> 01:24:53,896 ♪ They can't see the nobody that isn't there. 1522 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,689 No, wait a minute, that's a triple negative. 1523 01:24:55,793 --> 01:24:57,965 You can't not see nobody, 1524 01:24:58,068 --> 01:24:59,931 because I'm not nobody... 1525 01:25:01,068 --> 01:25:03,517 which can't not be seen. 1526 01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:04,517 Let me start over. 1527 01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:07,241 ♪ My life's not empty 1528 01:25:08,172 --> 01:25:11,172 ♪ They don't not like me at all 1529 01:25:11,275 --> 01:25:13,620 ♪ I don't not leave the house 1530 01:25:13,724 --> 01:25:18,448 ♪ Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home 1531 01:25:18,551 --> 01:25:20,517 ♪ I don't stink 1532 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,793 ♪ I'm not a waste 1533 01:25:25,793 --> 01:25:29,620 ♪ I'm not all alone in thinking 1534 01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:33,551 ♪ That I am not all alone 1535 01:25:35,862 --> 01:25:38,413 Maybe I am a loser. 1536 01:25:38,517 --> 01:25:40,551 [Chuckles nervously] 1537 01:25:40,655 --> 01:25:42,517 [Sobs] Oh God... 1538 01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:43,689 ♪ Hey, Squidward! 1539 01:25:43,793 --> 01:25:44,793 Huh? 1540 01:25:44,896 --> 01:25:47,655 ♪ You're not delirious with despair 1541 01:25:47,758 --> 01:25:51,206 ♪ And you're not calling true things false! 1542 01:25:51,310 --> 01:25:53,448 - ♪ Hey, Squidward! - This is weird. 1543 01:25:53,551 --> 01:25:59,310 ♪ You're not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all ♪ 1544 01:25:59,413 --> 01:26:00,620 I'm not? 1545 01:26:00,724 --> 01:26:03,344 ♪ You're not a failure 1546 01:26:03,448 --> 01:26:06,275 - ♪ You don't not have talent - Thank you. 1547 01:26:06,379 --> 01:26:08,206 - ♪ When others see you - What? 1548 01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:12,379 ♪ They can't see the nobody that isn't there. 1549 01:26:13,448 --> 01:26:15,206 I'm not a loser! 1550 01:26:15,310 --> 01:26:16,620 ♪ Not a loser! 1551 01:26:16,724 --> 01:26:19,068 ♪ They don't not like me at all 1552 01:26:19,172 --> 01:26:21,275 ♪ I don't not leave the house 1553 01:26:21,379 --> 01:26:25,000 ♪ Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home 1554 01:26:25,103 --> 01:26:27,413 - ♪ I don't stink - ♪ You don't stink 1555 01:26:27,517 --> 01:26:30,344 - ♪ I'm not a waste - ♪ you're not a waste 1556 01:26:30,448 --> 01:26:33,517 ♪ I'm not all alone in thinking 1557 01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:36,103 ♪ That I am not all alone 1558 01:26:36,206 --> 01:26:38,517 Clarinet solo! 1559 01:26:47,172 --> 01:26:48,724 Look at me now, Mama! 1560 01:27:33,517 --> 01:27:35,000 Yes! 1561 01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:45,896 [Screams] 1562 01:27:47,551 --> 01:27:49,655 [Cheers and applause] 1563 01:28:11,758 --> 01:28:13,000 Hey! 1564 01:28:30,620 --> 01:28:33,241 ♪ I'm not a loser 1565 01:28:33,344 --> 01:28:35,413 ♪ You're not a loser 1566 01:28:35,517 --> 01:28:39,344 ♪ They don't not like me at all 1567 01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:42,862 ♪ I don't not leave the house 1568 01:28:42,965 --> 01:28:46,103 - ♪ Cause I don't not... - ♪ ...not prefer 1569 01:28:46,206 --> 01:28:50,793 ♪ To stay at home 1570 01:28:51,758 --> 01:28:52,965 ♪ I don't stink! 1571 01:28:55,724 --> 01:28:58,241 ♪ I'm not a waste 1572 01:29:00,689 --> 01:29:04,413 ♪ I'm not all alone in thinking 1573 01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:06,413 ♪ That I'm not, 1574 01:29:07,379 --> 01:29:08,517 ♪ Not, 1575 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:14,448 ♪ Not all alone! 1576 01:29:14,551 --> 01:29:16,206 ♪ You are not alone 1577 01:29:16,310 --> 01:29:18,034 ♪ You are not alone 1578 01:29:18,137 --> 01:29:24,724 ♪ You are not not not not not not not not not not not 1579 01:29:24,827 --> 01:29:29,206 ♪ A...lone 1580 01:29:29,310 --> 01:29:37,000 ♪ You are not not not alone! 1581 01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:40,000 [Excited] 1582 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:40,800 Yes! 1583 01:29:46,896 --> 01:29:48,827 ♪ You are not alone 1584 01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:50,793 - ♪ You are not alone - I'm not alone! 1585 01:29:50,896 --> 01:29:54,827 ♪ You are not not not not not not not... 1586 01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:56,275 Come back. 1587 01:30:01,310 --> 01:30:02,310 Alone. 1588 01:30:02,344 --> 01:30:03,931 [Audience laughing] 1589 01:30:05,758 --> 01:30:07,482 [Cheers and applause] 1590 01:30:16,896 --> 01:30:19,344 With one hour left on the Doomsday Clock, 1591 01:30:19,448 --> 01:30:21,620 the benefit concert is about to begin. 1592 01:30:21,724 --> 01:30:25,034 Our phone lines are now open. 1593 01:30:25,137 --> 01:30:28,896 It's up to you, our viewers across the ocean. 1594 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,344 We need your donations to pay for the escape pod 1595 01:30:31,448 --> 01:30:35,206 and get out before the volcano blows us to oblivion! 1596 01:30:35,310 --> 01:30:39,137 And there, you can see them now, 1597 01:30:39,241 --> 01:30:41,517 the citizens of Bikini Bottom, led by the Mayor 1598 01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:43,724 through the streets of our beleaguered town, 1599 01:30:43,827 --> 01:30:45,896 on the way to the bandshell. 1600 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,448 It is a truly historic exodus. 1601 01:30:51,310 --> 01:30:58,137 ♪ Bikini Tevka 1602 01:30:58,793 --> 01:31:02,896 ♪ Bikini Tevka 1603 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:13,931 ♪ Aaaaaaaaah... 1604 01:31:14,034 --> 01:31:17,344 Alright, alright, that's enough. 1605 01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:21,379 Luggage there, escape pod will go here! 1606 01:31:21,482 --> 01:31:22,655 Where's the band? 1607 01:31:22,758 --> 01:31:24,724 - They should be here! - Oh, they quit. 1608 01:31:24,827 --> 01:31:27,379 - What? - Artistic differences. 1609 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,241 They left me behind? 1610 01:31:29,344 --> 01:31:32,172 But he said I could go on tour with them! 1611 01:31:32,275 --> 01:31:34,448 [Wails] 1612 01:31:34,551 --> 01:31:38,103 What? You were going to run away? 1613 01:31:38,206 --> 01:31:39,137 Pearl Krabs! 1614 01:31:39,241 --> 01:31:42,206 If we survive, you are grounded. 1615 01:31:43,689 --> 01:31:47,344 I'm sorry if that sounds cold-blooded, but I am. 1616 01:31:47,448 --> 01:31:49,206 We won't survive! 1617 01:31:49,310 --> 01:31:52,620 Without the band, we'll never raise enough money for the pod. 1618 01:31:52,724 --> 01:31:54,137 [Rumbling] 1619 01:31:54,241 --> 01:31:56,655 Oh, no! Not again! 1620 01:31:56,758 --> 01:31:58,344 It's another boulder! 1621 01:31:58,448 --> 01:32:01,068 Everyone stay calm! 1622 01:32:01,655 --> 01:32:03,275 [Screaming] 1623 01:32:16,896 --> 01:32:18,551 No! No! 1624 01:32:18,655 --> 01:32:20,034 No! 1625 01:32:20,137 --> 01:32:21,551 No-ho-ho-ho-ho! 1626 01:32:21,655 --> 01:32:24,103 Nooooo! 1627 01:32:25,241 --> 01:32:26,344 Ooh! 1628 01:32:27,137 --> 01:32:28,448 Ooh! 1629 01:32:29,103 --> 01:32:30,379 Ooh! 1630 01:32:31,034 --> 01:32:32,896 [Gasping] 1631 01:32:36,068 --> 01:32:37,793 [Audience laughing] 1632 01:32:38,965 --> 01:32:40,689 This is the government's fault! 1633 01:32:40,793 --> 01:32:43,068 This is the media's fault! 1634 01:32:43,172 --> 01:32:45,586 It's your fault! 1635 01:32:45,689 --> 01:32:47,758 [Indistinct shouting] 1636 01:32:57,034 --> 01:32:59,034 [Narrator] Meanwhile, 1637 01:32:59,137 --> 01:33:02,965 high on the treacherous slope of Mount Humongous, 1638 01:33:03,068 --> 01:33:07,655 SpongeBob and Sandy are ze only hope for Bikini Bottom. 1639 01:33:07,758 --> 01:33:09,172 Will they reach the top 1640 01:33:09,275 --> 01:33:11,896 before Plankton and Karen can stop them? 1641 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,241 Zut alors! 1642 01:33:13,344 --> 01:33:15,586 It is a race against time. 1643 01:33:15,689 --> 01:33:18,689 It's a race against time, SpongeBob! 1644 01:33:18,793 --> 01:33:20,517 Remember what I told ya: 1645 01:33:20,620 --> 01:33:22,482 don't stop till you drop. 1646 01:33:22,586 --> 01:33:26,241 Yeah, let's definitely not drop. 1647 01:33:26,344 --> 01:33:27,517 We got this. 1648 01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:30,137 Eyes on the prize. 1649 01:33:33,241 --> 01:33:37,103 Is it just me or is it getting kinda toasty up here? 1650 01:33:37,206 --> 01:33:39,931 I'm sweatin' like a snowman in a steam room. 1651 01:33:40,034 --> 01:33:42,793 We're almost at the top, come on! 1652 01:33:43,620 --> 01:33:46,344 Alright, now's our chance. 1653 01:33:46,448 --> 01:33:48,827 Let's do this, big guy. 1654 01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:52,344 - Ready. - Aim. 1655 01:33:52,448 --> 01:33:54,000 Fire! 1656 01:33:55,551 --> 01:33:57,758 Sandy, do you hear that? 1657 01:33:58,896 --> 01:34:01,965 It's an avalanche! 1658 01:34:12,448 --> 01:34:13,793 Ooh! 1659 01:34:13,896 --> 01:34:15,379 Uh! Ooh! Uh...! 1660 01:34:15,482 --> 01:34:16,965 I'm slipping! 1661 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,068 I've got you! 1662 01:34:19,172 --> 01:34:21,206 Uh... Ooh! Ooh! 1663 01:34:21,310 --> 01:34:24,068 I think this is goodbye, Sandy. 1664 01:34:24,172 --> 01:34:25,482 These are my last words. 1665 01:34:25,586 --> 01:34:27,379 No, SpongeBob, please! 1666 01:34:27,482 --> 01:34:28,827 Look over there! 1667 01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:30,482 Those are your last words? 1668 01:34:30,586 --> 01:34:32,689 No! It's Patrick! 1669 01:34:32,793 --> 01:34:35,241 And he has your jetpack! 1670 01:34:37,827 --> 01:34:40,080 I'll save you! 1671 01:34:40,172 --> 01:34:57,137 - SpooooooongeBob! - Paaaaaaatrick! 1672 01:34:58,172 --> 01:34:59,724 You came back! 1673 01:34:59,827 --> 01:35:02,586 Of course I did. 1674 01:35:02,689 --> 01:35:05,655 I hope it's OK I borrowed your invention. 1675 01:35:05,758 --> 01:35:08,275 Mi jetpack es su jetpack. 1676 01:35:08,379 --> 01:35:11,517 Aw! I don't know what that means. 1677 01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:14,172 I realized something today, buddy. 1678 01:35:14,275 --> 01:35:18,655 The total devotion of adoring masses is pretty awesome, 1679 01:35:18,758 --> 01:35:21,931 but they're not really there for me. 1680 01:35:22,034 --> 01:35:23,793 Not like you are. 1681 01:35:23,896 --> 01:35:27,172 Hey, we're BFFs. 1682 01:35:27,275 --> 01:35:29,758 Being there for each other is what we do. 1683 01:35:32,482 --> 01:35:34,241 We're best friends and this is the friend dance! 1684 01:35:34,344 --> 01:35:35,827 We're best friends and this is the friend dance! 1685 01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:37,413 - We're best friends... - This is real sweet, 1686 01:35:37,517 --> 01:35:40,000 but the town's gonna be toast if we don't hurry up. 1687 01:35:40,103 --> 01:35:41,000 Alright. 1688 01:35:41,103 --> 01:35:43,793 Team, let's move! 1689 01:35:49,931 --> 01:35:52,275 [Explosion, hissing] 1690 01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:58,413 Boys, we have a problem. 1691 01:35:58,517 --> 01:35:59,965 We do? 1692 01:36:00,068 --> 01:36:01,206 Oh, you mean 1693 01:36:01,310 --> 01:36:04,172 this giant unclimbable volcano mouth of doom. 1694 01:36:04,275 --> 01:36:05,758 No way can I fit through those squeezes. 1695 01:36:05,862 --> 01:36:08,103 Oh, me neither. 1696 01:36:08,206 --> 01:36:10,275 But I bet you could, SpongeBob. 1697 01:36:10,379 --> 01:36:11,931 Done gone it, that's right! 1698 01:36:12,034 --> 01:36:13,448 You can squeeze through anything. 1699 01:36:13,551 --> 01:36:14,827 Look at that thing! 1700 01:36:14,931 --> 01:36:16,551 I can't do this. 1701 01:36:16,655 --> 01:36:18,275 Mr. Krabs was right: 1702 01:36:18,379 --> 01:36:21,172 - I'm just a simple sponge. - No! 1703 01:36:21,275 --> 01:36:22,689 Remember when we were stuck inside 1704 01:36:22,793 --> 01:36:24,689 - and there was nothing on TV? - Yeah? 1705 01:36:24,793 --> 01:36:27,517 I thought it was an epic life-ending disaster, 1706 01:36:27,620 --> 01:36:30,482 but you got me through it. You always see the bright side. 1707 01:36:30,586 --> 01:36:32,482 And you never give up. 1708 01:36:32,586 --> 01:36:34,413 When I was ready to bail on y'all, 1709 01:36:34,517 --> 01:36:35,758 you kept me going. 1710 01:36:35,862 --> 01:36:39,206 That's what you bring to the team, SpongeBob. 1711 01:36:39,310 --> 01:36:40,827 Management skills. 1712 01:36:42,034 --> 01:36:44,586 - Really? - You are manager material. 1713 01:36:44,689 --> 01:36:47,620 And you can do this. 1714 01:36:51,827 --> 01:36:54,586 Give me the Erupter Interrupter. 1715 01:36:58,206 --> 01:36:59,896 [Water bubbling] 1716 01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:27,137 ♪ I am not a simple sponge 1717 01:37:29,241 --> 01:37:34,517 ♪ I am not a simple sponge! 1718 01:37:42,586 --> 01:37:48,000 ♪ I am not, I am not, I am not 1719 01:37:48,103 --> 01:37:50,000 [Struggling] 1720 01:37:51,931 --> 01:37:55,000 ♪ I am not a simple sponge! 1721 01:38:07,793 --> 01:38:09,103 ♪ I am not 1722 01:38:10,103 --> 01:38:11,551 ♪ I am not 1723 01:38:12,137 --> 01:38:13,448 ♪ I am not 1724 01:38:14,034 --> 01:38:15,896 ♪ I am not 1725 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:23,551 ♪ I am not a simple sponge! 1726 01:38:23,655 --> 01:38:25,827 Whoo! I'm here! 1727 01:38:25,931 --> 01:38:28,448 And it's really, really hot. 1728 01:38:28,551 --> 01:38:31,724 - Throw it in! - On the count of three. 1729 01:38:31,827 --> 01:38:33,327 - One, two... 1730 01:38:33,330 --> 01:38:34,030 - Wait! 1731 01:38:35,137 --> 01:38:39,241 On three or after three? 1732 01:38:39,344 --> 01:38:41,517 I don't get the question. 1733 01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:45,448 Like, "One, two, three," or "One, two, three, uh!" 1734 01:38:45,551 --> 01:38:47,137 One, two, three, uh, right? 1735 01:38:47,241 --> 01:38:48,931 Yeah. One, two, three, uh! 1736 01:38:49,034 --> 01:38:51,379 Got it. 1737 01:38:51,482 --> 01:38:55,413 One, two, three, uh! 1738 01:38:55,517 --> 01:39:15,862 [Falling whistle] 1739 01:39:18,896 --> 01:39:21,310 Now we wait until sundown and hope that it works. 1740 01:39:21,413 --> 01:39:22,551 "Hope"? 1741 01:39:23,724 --> 01:39:25,482 What do you mean, "hope"? 1742 01:39:25,586 --> 01:39:27,551 I think my calculations are right, 1743 01:39:27,655 --> 01:39:30,344 but as they say in Texas, the proof is in the cowpie. 1744 01:39:30,448 --> 01:39:31,413 I love pie. 1745 01:39:31,517 --> 01:39:33,551 We'll know for sure in ten minutes. 1746 01:39:33,655 --> 01:39:34,965 [Distant screaming] 1747 01:39:35,068 --> 01:39:38,482 Hey, what's that sound? 1748 01:39:38,586 --> 01:39:40,448 It's coming from down there. 1749 01:39:42,862 --> 01:39:45,000 They're all attacking each other! 1750 01:39:49,137 --> 01:39:51,413 That was the Krusty Krab! 1751 01:39:51,517 --> 01:39:53,551 [Sandy] Volcano or not, 1752 01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:58,172 Bikini Bottom's gonna destroy itself. 1753 01:39:58,275 --> 01:40:03,448 [Narrator] It's a big finale of "SpongeBob the Musical: Live On Stage!" Next! 1754 01:40:12,137 --> 01:40:13,758 [SpongeBob] If we don't stop this, 1755 01:40:13,862 --> 01:40:16,310 Bikini Bottom's not going to last ten more minutes. 1756 01:40:16,413 --> 01:40:18,034 But it'll take hours to climb down. 1757 01:40:18,137 --> 01:40:19,206 Guys, I have an idea. 1758 01:40:19,310 --> 01:40:20,931 We could roll down. It might hurt a little. 1759 01:40:21,034 --> 01:40:22,896 - I have an idea. - If we tuck in our heads... 1760 01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,275 Pay attention to me! 1761 01:40:26,310 --> 01:40:28,206 This jetpack, it has a parachute. 1762 01:40:28,310 --> 01:40:29,827 - Of course! - See? 1763 01:40:29,931 --> 01:40:32,206 My ideas are worth listening to. 1764 01:40:32,310 --> 01:40:34,000 You can say that again. 1765 01:40:34,103 --> 01:40:38,137 - See? My ideas are... - OK, boys! 1766 01:40:38,241 --> 01:40:40,310 Let's do this thing! 1767 01:40:43,172 --> 01:40:45,620 Us, go! 1768 01:40:56,586 --> 01:40:59,724 Stoooooooop! 1769 01:41:00,896 --> 01:41:02,862 What are you doing? 1770 01:41:02,965 --> 01:41:04,724 Is that a rhetorical question? 1771 01:41:04,827 --> 01:41:06,655 Quick, everyone! 1772 01:41:06,758 --> 01:41:09,206 Those fools perished in an avalanche! 1773 01:41:09,310 --> 01:41:10,620 We have to get into the escape pod now. 1774 01:41:10,724 --> 01:41:13,517 Honey. They're alive. 1775 01:41:13,620 --> 01:41:16,655 - They are? - [SpongeBob] Yes, we are. 1776 01:41:16,758 --> 01:41:19,758 But thanks for worrying about our safety, Plankton. 1777 01:41:19,862 --> 01:41:22,724 Seems you're the only one with some decency left. 1778 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:23,965 We made it to the top 1779 01:41:24,068 --> 01:41:27,172 and dropped the bubble device into the volcano. 1780 01:41:27,275 --> 01:41:29,896 In seven minutes, we'll know if we saved the town. 1781 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:33,448 But if you keep going like this, it won't matter either way. 1782 01:41:33,551 --> 01:41:35,448 There won't be anything left to save! 1783 01:41:35,551 --> 01:41:36,793 Deep thoughts, SpongeBob, but we kinda busy here... 1784 01:41:36,896 --> 01:41:42,344 I'm not finiiiiiished! 1785 01:41:45,482 --> 01:41:50,344 At a time like this, we should be coming together. 1786 01:41:50,448 --> 01:41:53,586 Instead, you're all looking for someone to blame 1787 01:41:53,689 --> 01:41:55,551 or to follow... 1788 01:41:55,655 --> 01:41:58,275 to exploit or control. 1789 01:41:58,379 --> 01:42:00,103 You're all so scared for yourselves 1790 01:42:00,206 --> 01:42:03,068 that you're turning against each other. 1791 01:42:03,172 --> 01:42:05,655 That's just as dangerous as any volcano. 1792 01:42:05,758 --> 01:42:08,241 It doesn't have to be like this. 1793 01:42:09,931 --> 01:42:14,344 We might only have seven minutes left, 1794 01:42:14,448 --> 01:42:20,517 but we could make them the best seven minutes ever. 1795 01:42:21,448 --> 01:42:22,689 How? 1796 01:42:22,793 --> 01:42:24,448 The whole town is in ruins! 1797 01:42:24,551 --> 01:42:26,827 Like I said before, SpongeBob: 1798 01:42:26,931 --> 01:42:28,827 the world's a horrible place 1799 01:42:28,931 --> 01:42:32,241 filled with fear, suffering and despair. 1800 01:42:32,344 --> 01:42:33,896 And you didn't believe me. 1801 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,758 I still don't. 1802 01:42:38,172 --> 01:42:40,310 Just look at the sun. 1803 01:42:42,068 --> 01:42:43,931 It's still shining. 1804 01:42:45,931 --> 01:42:48,172 Look at the kelp. 1805 01:42:48,896 --> 01:42:50,310 It's still... 1806 01:42:51,103 --> 01:42:52,586 kelp-y. 1807 01:42:53,965 --> 01:42:55,413 Look at us. 1808 01:42:56,896 --> 01:42:59,000 We still have each other. 1809 01:43:06,172 --> 01:43:11,344 ♪ Just six more minutes left 1810 01:43:13,413 --> 01:43:17,517 ♪ We've done all we could do 1811 01:43:19,931 --> 01:43:25,448 ♪ And whatever happens next 1812 01:43:27,137 --> 01:43:36,931 ♪ I'm glad I'm here with you 1813 01:43:39,137 --> 01:43:40,965 ♪ Mr. Sun came up 1814 01:43:41,068 --> 01:43:43,620 ♪ And he smiled at me 1815 01:43:46,620 --> 01:43:48,896 ♪ Said it's gonna be the best day 1816 01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:50,896 ♪ Just wait and see 1817 01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:59,724 ♪ Volcanic doomsday caught us unaware 1818 01:43:59,827 --> 01:44:03,689 ♪ But we're still here and Mr. Sun's up there! 1819 01:44:05,034 --> 01:44:09,172 ♪ Could be the best day ever 1820 01:44:09,275 --> 01:44:11,827 ♪ Best day ever 1821 01:44:11,931 --> 01:44:16,724 ♪ It still could be the best day ever 1822 01:44:16,827 --> 01:44:20,241 ♪ Best day ever 1823 01:44:20,344 --> 01:44:24,137 ♪ I'm so lucky, got nothing to do 1824 01:44:24,241 --> 01:44:27,206 ♪ Dum, da-dum, dum, da-dum 1825 01:44:27,310 --> 01:44:31,206 ♪ I can spend five minutes just being with you 1826 01:44:31,310 --> 01:44:33,586 ♪ Dum, da-dum... 1827 01:44:35,793 --> 01:44:40,241 ♪ Every flower, every grain of sand 1828 01:44:40,344 --> 01:44:43,758 ♪ Is reaching out to shake my hand 1829 01:44:43,862 --> 01:44:50,689 - ♪ It's the best day ever - ♪ The best day ever 1830 01:44:50,793 --> 01:44:54,310 ♪ It's the best day ever 1831 01:44:54,413 --> 01:45:01,103 ♪ The best day ever 1832 01:45:02,517 --> 01:45:04,172 ♪ These past two days 1833 01:45:04,275 --> 01:45:08,206 ♪ The world's been closing in on me 1834 01:45:08,310 --> 01:45:10,448 ♪ But when I'm feeling down 1835 01:45:10,551 --> 01:45:12,034 ♪ I can lose that frown 1836 01:45:12,137 --> 01:45:14,310 ♪ Just stick my head out the window 1837 01:45:14,413 --> 01:45:16,931 ♪ And look around 1838 01:45:20,310 --> 01:45:22,310 ♪ Whatever comes 1839 01:45:22,413 --> 01:45:24,827 ♪ There's just one thing to do 1840 01:45:24,931 --> 01:45:28,344 ♪ Make the best day ever with all of you 1841 01:45:28,448 --> 01:45:30,448 ♪ Today's the best day ever with... 1842 01:45:30,700 --> 01:45:32,330 ...all of you now! 1843 01:45:38,379 --> 01:45:42,793 - ♪ It's the best day ever - ♪ It's the best day ever 1844 01:45:42,896 --> 01:45:46,344 ♪ The best day ever 1845 01:45:46,448 --> 01:45:49,965 ♪ It's the best day ever 1846 01:45:50,068 --> 01:45:53,896 ♪ The best day ever 1847 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:57,275 - ♪ Best day ever - ♪ Dum bop, dum bop... 1848 01:45:57,379 --> 01:45:58,275 - ♪ Best - ♪ Bop 1849 01:45:58,379 --> 01:45:59,275 - ♪ Day - ♪ Bop 1850 01:45:59,379 --> 01:46:01,000 - ♪ Ever - ♪ It's the best day 1851 01:46:01,103 --> 01:46:02,000 - ♪ Best - ♪ Bop 1852 01:46:02,103 --> 01:46:03,206 - ♪ Day - ♪ Bop 1853 01:46:03,310 --> 01:46:07,413 - ♪ Ever - ♪ Dum bop, dum bop... 1854 01:46:07,517 --> 01:46:09,000 ♪ It's the best day 1855 01:46:09,103 --> 01:46:12,482 ♪ It's the best day ever 1856 01:46:12,586 --> 01:46:17,655 ♪ Ooh-ooh 1857 01:46:17,758 --> 01:46:19,551 There's one minute left. 1858 01:46:19,655 --> 01:46:21,689 The sun's about to set. 1859 01:46:21,793 --> 01:46:24,517 Come on, Erupter Interrupter. 1860 01:46:24,620 --> 01:46:26,206 Come on. 1861 01:46:27,172 --> 01:46:33,241 ♪ It's the best day ever 1862 01:46:33,344 --> 01:46:37,758 ♪ Best day ever 1863 01:46:37,862 --> 01:46:43,586 ♪ It's the best day ever 1864 01:46:43,689 --> 01:46:49,137 ♪ Best day ever 1865 01:46:49,241 --> 01:46:50,482 Five... 1866 01:46:51,379 --> 01:46:52,517 Four... 1867 01:46:53,413 --> 01:46:54,620 Three... 1868 01:46:55,655 --> 01:46:56,827 Two... 1869 01:47:05,448 --> 01:47:07,137 It didn't erupt. 1870 01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:25,000 Look... Sandy. 1871 01:47:27,448 --> 01:47:29,000 Bubbles. 1872 01:47:30,379 --> 01:47:32,068 It worked, 1873 01:47:32,172 --> 01:47:33,758 just how you said. 1874 01:47:34,551 --> 01:47:35,862 You did this? 1875 01:47:38,344 --> 01:47:39,862 We did. 1876 01:47:41,172 --> 01:47:42,310 Thank you. 1877 01:47:44,827 --> 01:47:46,482 This just in. 1878 01:47:48,379 --> 01:47:49,689 Bikini Bottom... 1879 01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:51,689 Is saved! 1880 01:47:51,793 --> 01:47:53,241 [Cheering] 1881 01:47:59,103 --> 01:48:03,482 I should apologize for my flagrant abuses of power. 1882 01:48:03,586 --> 01:48:05,379 - Mistakes were made. - Yeah. 1883 01:48:05,482 --> 01:48:08,689 Like your avalanche idea, for one. 1884 01:48:08,793 --> 01:48:10,275 Unbelievable, Sheldon. 1885 01:48:10,379 --> 01:48:11,827 Yes, it's so wrong, 1886 01:48:11,931 --> 01:48:17,068 but I wanted to finally get lucky with one evil scheme! 1887 01:48:17,172 --> 01:48:19,413 They all heard me say that, didn't they? 1888 01:48:19,517 --> 01:48:22,172 I knew this was one of your schemes, 1889 01:48:22,275 --> 01:48:24,586 you lousy... [Dolphin noise] 1890 01:48:25,758 --> 01:48:29,034 How dare you call me a... [Dolphin noise] 1891 01:48:29,689 --> 01:48:31,172 [Dolphin noise] 1892 01:48:31,275 --> 01:48:33,034 Stop it! Stop it! 1893 01:48:33,137 --> 01:48:37,275 We have to work together now, to rebuild our home. 1894 01:48:37,379 --> 01:48:39,103 Alright. 1895 01:48:39,206 --> 01:48:40,689 You know... 1896 01:48:41,827 --> 01:48:44,448 I was wrong about you, boy. 1897 01:48:44,551 --> 01:48:47,034 I think you could be manager someday. 1898 01:48:47,137 --> 01:48:49,206 Told you. 1899 01:48:49,310 --> 01:48:51,862 I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! 1900 01:48:51,965 --> 01:48:53,379 At the same salary, of course. 1901 01:48:53,482 --> 01:48:54,827 [Excited squeals] 1902 01:48:54,931 --> 01:48:56,793 We should celebrate! 1903 01:48:56,896 --> 01:48:58,862 Let's have the concert! 1904 01:48:58,965 --> 01:49:01,344 We don't need some boy band to rock for us. 1905 01:49:01,448 --> 01:49:03,413 We can do it ourselves. 1906 01:49:03,517 --> 01:49:08,551 ♪ Yeahhhhhhhhh! 1907 01:49:08,655 --> 01:49:11,448 Pearlie, I had no idea you could sing. 1908 01:49:11,551 --> 01:49:14,206 Yo, count me in! 1909 01:49:14,310 --> 01:49:16,206 Me too! I play a mean glockenspiel. 1910 01:49:16,310 --> 01:49:20,000 Ooh, ooh, is mayonnaise an instrument? 1911 01:49:20,103 --> 01:49:24,241 Squidward, you'll be on clarinet, of course. 1912 01:49:24,344 --> 01:49:26,862 You want me to perform? 1913 01:49:26,965 --> 01:49:29,379 Mama! My moment has come! 1914 01:49:29,482 --> 01:49:30,448 [Giggles] 1915 01:49:30,551 --> 01:49:31,689 How about you, Sandy? 1916 01:49:31,793 --> 01:49:34,793 Oh, I think it's time I push on from here. 1917 01:49:34,896 --> 01:49:37,103 Find someplace I'm a little more welcome. 1918 01:49:37,206 --> 01:49:38,379 Wait. 1919 01:49:39,724 --> 01:49:45,758 The Bikini Bottom Way says, "All are welcome here." 1920 01:49:45,862 --> 01:49:50,344 ♪ I will always vow and pledge allegiance to... ♪ 1921 01:49:50,448 --> 01:49:52,862 That should mean you, too. 1922 01:49:52,965 --> 01:49:54,827 Appreciate that. 1923 01:49:54,931 --> 01:49:57,931 But I'm not sure I can trust y'all again. 1924 01:49:58,034 --> 01:50:02,482 ♪ But all are welcome here 1925 01:50:02,586 --> 01:50:04,793 They need it, Sandy. 1926 01:50:04,896 --> 01:50:06,689 ♪ Bikini Bottom... 1927 01:50:06,793 --> 01:50:08,758 Give us another chance. 1928 01:50:08,862 --> 01:50:10,413 Please? 1929 01:50:10,517 --> 01:50:12,068 This is your home. 1930 01:50:12,172 --> 01:50:14,655 It's where your team is. 1931 01:50:20,793 --> 01:50:24,965 Well, someone get me a guitar! 1932 01:50:25,068 --> 01:50:28,620 Everybody, places for the concert! 1933 01:50:29,896 --> 01:50:32,068 [Grunting] 1934 01:50:34,206 --> 01:50:35,310 [Squeaks] 1935 01:50:36,551 --> 01:50:38,172 [Squeaking] 1936 01:50:43,586 --> 01:50:44,586 - Ugh. [Squeaks] 1937 01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,103 Is this thing on? 1938 01:50:49,206 --> 01:50:51,689 [Tapping on microphone] - Ooh! 1939 01:50:51,793 --> 01:50:53,620 Thank you, Maestro. 1940 01:50:55,413 --> 01:50:59,310 Are you ready to rock? 1941 01:50:59,413 --> 01:51:01,068 [Cheering] 1942 01:51:01,172 --> 01:51:02,724 One, two, three, four! 1943 01:51:09,965 --> 01:51:11,551 ♪ Busy day 1944 01:51:11,655 --> 01:51:15,103 ♪ Stopped a volcano, kept a town from frying 1945 01:51:16,586 --> 01:51:18,482 ♪ We found a way 1946 01:51:18,586 --> 01:51:22,241 ♪ Everything gets better if you keep on trying 1947 01:51:23,620 --> 01:51:25,275 ♪ A sponge can be handy 1948 01:51:25,379 --> 01:51:27,103 ♪ When you're cleaning up spills 1949 01:51:27,206 --> 01:51:31,206 ♪ Sometimes you need a hero with some management skills 1950 01:51:31,310 --> 01:51:32,896 ♪ Hey there, that's me! 1951 01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:36,586 ♪ Happy just to be here in the world-renowned 1952 01:51:36,689 --> 01:51:37,793 ♪ Bikini Bottom! 1953 01:51:37,896 --> 01:51:39,896 ♪ How I love this town 1954 01:51:40,551 --> 01:51:41,620 ♪ Bikini Bottom 1955 01:51:41,724 --> 01:51:43,517 ♪ When the sun shines down 1956 01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:47,000 ♪ On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day ♪ 1957 01:51:48,689 --> 01:51:50,103 [Laughing] 1958 01:51:50,206 --> 01:51:52,482 I told you I'd be back! 1959 01:51:55,862 --> 01:51:58,655 Ooh! And there you are! 1960 01:51:58,758 --> 01:52:01,206 Three, four... 1961 01:52:01,310 --> 01:52:04,758 - ♪ In the world-renowned - ♪ Bikini Bottom 1962 01:52:04,862 --> 01:52:08,172 - ♪ How I love this town - ♪ Bikini Bottom! 1963 01:52:08,599 --> 01:52:12,500 ♪ When the sun shines down, the sun shines down, 1964 01:52:12,500 --> 01:52:16,396 ♪ The sun shines down, the sun shines down... 1965 01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:20,590 ♪ Hey! 1966 01:52:23,241 --> 01:52:32,206 ♪ On a beautiful Bikini Bottom... 1967 01:52:32,410 --> 01:52:34,306 Meow! 1968 01:52:34,310 --> 01:52:36,975 ♪ Day! 1969 01:52:37,068 --> 01:52:43,344 ♪ Bikini Bottom day! 1970 01:53:16,310 --> 01:53:18,000 [Cheers and applause] 1971 01:53:19,137 --> 01:53:21,827 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 1972 01:53:21,931 --> 01:53:24,103 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1973 01:53:24,206 --> 01:53:26,827 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he 1974 01:53:26,931 --> 01:53:29,172 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1975 01:53:29,275 --> 01:53:31,862 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish 1976 01:53:31,965 --> 01:53:34,137 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1977 01:53:34,241 --> 01:53:36,793 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish 1978 01:53:36,896 --> 01:53:39,448 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1979 01:53:39,551 --> 01:53:42,068 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1980 01:53:42,172 --> 01:53:44,517 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1981 01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:46,862 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 1982 01:53:46,965 --> 01:53:49,103 ♪ SpongeBob 1983 01:53:49,103 --> 01:53:52,200 ♪ SquarePants! 141654