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"Pee"
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# We're goin' to the water park #
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# The water park,
the water park, #
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# We're going
to the water park #
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# Me and
all my best friends, #
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# except for Kyle,
who I don't like, #
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Okay, Cartman.
You can stop singing now.
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This is gonna be
so awesome, dude.
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I haven't been to the water park
in like, over a year!
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What do you guys
wanna do first?
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I hear they have
a new inner-tube slide.
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No, dude.
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We gotta do
the wave pool first.
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It's so dope.
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As long as there
aren't any minorities.
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What are you
talking about, Eric?
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You know, there's always like
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five or six minorities wearing
their T-shirts in the wave pool.
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Pisses me off.
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We're here!
It's the water park.
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I'm gonna pick you boys up
right here at 4:00, you got it?
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Come on, let's go!
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We got it, Dad.
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Six adorable children, please.
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Wave pool!
Wave pool!
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Wave pool!
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Oh, what the hell?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Alright.
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What do you guys
wanna ride first?
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Well, Cartman said
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he wanted to do the wave pool
first, right Cartman?
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Forget it.
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Just forget it!
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Dude, this is awesome!
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You guys wanna see
how long I can
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hold my breath under water?
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Hey, fellas!
Fellas, hang on!
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I gotta go
to the bathroom!
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Okay.
Go ahead.
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Okay, thanks!
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I can seriously hold my breath
longer than anybody.
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Somebody
time me alright.
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- Okay!
- Alright. Check it out--
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Butters-- Butters!
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What the fuck?
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Are you peeing
in the pool?
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You said go ahead!
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Come on, Kyle.
Let's check out the fireboats.
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No, dude.
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Butters' pee is in there!
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Aw, come on.
Look at all this water.
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It doesn't matter
if one person pees in it.
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Yeah, come on, Kyle.
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I am not the only person here
who's peed in the pool.
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Lots a people do.
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No, they don't.
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Yeah, they do, Kyle.
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To be perfectly frank,
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I peed in the pool
about 25 seconds ago.
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Dude!
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Come on, show us how long
you can hold your breath!
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No!
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# What has happened
to this place #
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# I don't recognize it
anymore #
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# It used to be
so fun and special #
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# What is life
worth living for? #
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# The dream is dead,
Our land is gone #
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# There's a hole in my heart #
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# And I can't go on #
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# There are too many
minorities #
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# Minorities #
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- # At my water park #
- # My water park #
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# This was our land,
our dream #
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# And they've taken
it all away #
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# They just keep
coming and coming #
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- # Minorities #
- # I tried to go and tell the police #
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# But even the authorities #
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# are minorities #
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- # At my water park #
- # At my water park #
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# There's no place for me
to sit anymore #
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# And the lines just keep
getting crazier #
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# There are Mexicans
all around me #
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# The Lazy River
has never been lazier #
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# It's a 40-minute wait to go
down one slide #
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# And the instructions in Spanish
on the Zipline Ride #
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Guarde sus brazos y piernas
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dentro del paseo siempre.
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Just do it in English!
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# There are too many
minorities #
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# Too many #
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- # At my water park #
- # Somebody do something #
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# Where did they all
come from? #
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# Why can't they leave
this land alone? #
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- # And it's such a tragedy #
- # Feel a bit like dying #
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# We've been lookin'
the other way too long #
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# We've got
to change our priorities #
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# And get all these minorities #
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# Out of my water park #
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- # Minorities #
- # Mexicans and Asians #
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# Black people #
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# I think I even saw #
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# A Native American #
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Gross.
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# God, I'm asking please, #
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# Get all of these minorities #
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# out of my water park #
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My water park.
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After this, you guys, wanna
hit the hurricane slides?
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You bet!
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I'm not getting back
in the water.
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Oh, come on, Kyle.
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Dude, I just found out that
everybody pees in pools.
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Why would I go back?
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Not everybody
pees in pools.
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Do you pee in the pool?
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Not today-- yet.
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Aw, come on!
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Well dude,
what are you gonna do?
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Just hang out here
at the table all day?
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Most likely.
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You guys!
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You guys, we have got problems
of Biblical proportions!
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Dude, where have you been?
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I've been counting.
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Do you know
there are 205 Mexicans here?
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And there are
109 black people.
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So what?
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So... guess
how many white people are
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at the water park
today?
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143.
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There are actually more
minorities here than us.
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Well, then they're not
minorities, are they?
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What do you mean?
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Dumb ass,
if there's 60% of them
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to 40% of us,
then who's the minority?
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The black and brown people.
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No, you're the minority!
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Do I look like a minority
to you, stupid?
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Now look, guys,
I did some calculations.
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Just last year,
there were almost
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90% normal people
to minorities.
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That's a 50% rise
in one year.
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This is more math than
I've ever seen you do.
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Because it's important!
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A 50% rise each year
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means that in three years,
the world will be
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only minorities.
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That's 2012.
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The Mayans predicted this!
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- The who?!
- The Mayans.
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They knew that minorities
would take over the world
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by the year 2012.
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And now it's happening!
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I'm going to go on
the slides.
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Whoopie!
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You guys?
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You guys, we have to do
something to stop this!
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Come on!
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Well, looks like at least
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you've got some sense
left in you, Kyle.
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So what are we going to do
to keep the Mayans prediction
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from coming true, buddy?
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Blow it out your ass,
Cartman.
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Eugene!
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That is disgusting!
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Did you just
pee in the pool?
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Oh, come on!
Look how big this pool is.
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One person peeing in it
isn't going to hurt anything.
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Eww!
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Oh my God!
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Ah, gentlemen,
I am a-the Pipi.
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How can I a-help you?
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Pipi, we have some dire news
concerning your water park.
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I've just finished
some tests.
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The water in your park
is now 98% pee.
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Yes?
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So what's a-the problem?
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Pipi, you know that
acceptable pee levels
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in any water park
is 83%.
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You have to shut down.
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What?
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I can't-a close down.
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Now it's my biggest a-weekend!
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Everyone is a-having
the fun!
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You're endangering
peoples' lives!
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If those pee levels hit 100%,
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there's no telling
what will happen.
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And what proof do you have
that the pee levels will go up?
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One in three people admit
they pee in pools.
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Add another for people who do
but don't admit it,
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that's two in three.
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You've got just over
500 people out there.
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That's 332 people about
to pee in your water.
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Gentlemen, please-a.
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I come-a from the Venice.
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Venice is almost all pee,
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and we do just a-fine.
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We swim-a in the pee,
we sing-a in the pee.
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You can't barge in here and
tell me that I have to close down
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just because my water park
has-a too much pee.
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You have
to evacuate people now!
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He said he's not doing it!
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And as his lawyer,
I advise you gentlemen,
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to leave and take
your wild pee theories with you.
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If one more person
urinates in your pool,
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it could set off
a chain reaction.
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Then the pee will be
on your hands.
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Oh, boy, the waves are
startin' up again!
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This is sweet, huh,
Kenny?
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W-What's that?
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It's pee!
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Look out for the pee!
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Ah! Gross!
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It's a-the pee!
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Oh, my God.
They killed Kenny!
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Aw, sick!
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I want
that entire water park
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contained and quarantined
until I get some answers.
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What's going on?
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I told you people
to keep civilians back!
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Sir, please,
my son is in there.
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What's happened?
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We don't know yet,
alright?
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There's been a pee breach
and a lot of people are dead.
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Now, I'm sorry but
you're gonna have to--
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Captain, these two men claim
to know the situation.
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We warnedthe owner of the park,
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but he refused
to shut down.
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This was inevitable.
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- So this is all pee-related?
- Yes.
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I tested the pH levels
this morning.
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And?
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It was almost all pee, no H.
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Oh my God.
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I've got to help him!
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Stay back!
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You can't just leave my son
in there with all that pee!
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Sir, it's possible
with a crane,
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we could help
any survivors out.
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I think that would be
a very bad idea.
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And why is that?
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Anyone inside there is
contaminated.
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We have reason to believe that
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when people are exposed
to that much pee,
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they change.
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Change how?
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Alright, bring in--
Bring in the monkey.
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We've only tested the theory
on monkeys so far.
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This monkey is healthy and
normal in every way.
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But now watch.
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My God, he's become
full of rage!
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Ah!
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Kyle, quick!
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You gotta swim over
to us.
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No way!
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- You gotta swim over here, Kyle.
- Come on, Kyle!
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Dude, that's all pee!
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00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,921
Well, if you don't swim in it,
you're gonna die.
260
00:10:57,922 --> 00:10:59,580
I'll die
if I do swim in it.
261
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,860
Kyle, it's just pee.
262
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,133
It's not that big a deal.
263
00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:03,613
Yes, it is a big deal!
264
00:11:03,673 --> 00:11:05,514
Why do you think
everyone washes their hands
265
00:11:05,549 --> 00:11:06,794
after they go
to the bathroom?
266
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,012
Well, not everyone washes
their hands
267
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,186
after they go
to the bathroom.
268
00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:14,843
What?
269
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,602
Come on, dude,
you gotta swim.
270
00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:18,647
You don't wash your hands
after going to the bathroom?
271
00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:20,348
Not... all the time.
272
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,632
- That is gross!
- Why?
273
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,038
It's not like you're peeing
on your hands.
274
00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:25,474
There's more germs
on most furniture
275
00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:27,217
- than there is in pee.
- Yeah, if anything,
276
00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:29,283
you should wash your hands
before you touch your wiener.
277
00:11:30,596 --> 00:11:31,820
Kyle, come on!
278
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:34,733
God dammit!
279
00:11:36,411 --> 00:11:37,133
Ah...
280
00:11:37,424 --> 00:11:38,305
Oh...
281
00:11:56,121 --> 00:11:57,842
Do you need
to wash your hands?
282
00:11:58,746 --> 00:11:59,506
I can't hold on...
283
00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:02,339
Help!
Help!
284
00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:03,691
Here!
285
00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:05,148
Hey kid,
grab this stick!
286
00:12:05,389 --> 00:12:06,278
Yes!
Yes, help me!
287
00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:07,663
Yes, help me.
I'm just a little boy.
288
00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:08,500
You have to help me.
289
00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:17,149
Are you okay?
290
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,886
Ha-ha. Yes.
291
00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:20,570
Thank you.
292
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,833
Well, what are
we gonna do now?
293
00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:24,536
We've got
to just wait it out.
294
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:25,849
Yeah, but for how long?
295
00:12:25,884 --> 00:12:27,811
We need to find something
to paddle with.
296
00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:28,932
Day one.
297
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:29,823
It has happened.
298
00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:31,302
The Mayans were right.
299
00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:33,220
Only thing they got wrong
was the date.
300
00:12:33,861 --> 00:12:37,252
It is 2009 and I appear to be
the last of my species alive.
301
00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:39,449
Now it's just me, all alone,
302
00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:40,434
with minorities.
303
00:12:40,764 --> 00:12:42,461
What will the minorities
do with me?
304
00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:44,468
I'm sure that's what's on
all their minds.
305
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,586
I have to make myself
seem useful to them,
306
00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,190
or they will
surely not let me live.
307
00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:51,513
Does anyone need
medical help?
308
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:52,559
I am a doctor.
309
00:12:55,445 --> 00:12:57,156
Randy!
Randy, calm down!
310
00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:58,784
I can't understand
what you're saying.
311
00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,746
It's the pee!
312
00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:02,124
It's all pee and
nobody can go in or out!
313
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:03,905
What is all pee?
314
00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,404
Sharon, the water park
had a pee meltdown!
315
00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:08,317
They think a lot of people
have died.
316
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,610
What?
What about Stan?
317
00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:10,322
Is he okay?
318
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,387
I don't know!
319
00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:13,516
The whole water park
has been quarantined.
320
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,414
They're worried anyone
left alive could be--
321
00:13:16,048 --> 00:13:18,786
Some kind of raging
hate-filled mutants!
322
00:13:19,026 --> 00:13:20,971
Randy, you've got to
do something!
323
00:13:21,006 --> 00:13:23,322
Calm down, Sharon.
Calm down!
324
00:13:23,357 --> 00:13:25,058
They're trying
to find an antidote.
325
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,719
Once they believe
they can neutralize
326
00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:28,500
the enraging affects
of the pee, they'll...
327
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,024
they'll go in
to look for survivors.
328
00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:32,255
I said
keep the media out.
329
00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:33,564
If the public
hears about this,
330
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,741
we'll have a full-scale panic
on our hands.
331
00:13:35,776 --> 00:13:36,515
Dammit!
332
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:37,862
Where is that antidote?
333
00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:38,414
Here!
334
00:13:38,449 --> 00:13:38,851
Here!
335
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,241
We think we have it, sir.
336
00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:41,563
It's the best
we could come up with
337
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,521
in such a short time.
338
00:13:42,732 --> 00:13:44,356
We aren't sure
of the ramifications,
339
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,334
but it does appear to neutralize
some particles of the urine.
340
00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:48,480
Alright, let's test it.
341
00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:49,342
Bring in the monkeys!
342
00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:55,635
Let's hope to Christ
this works.
343
00:14:05,526 --> 00:14:06,970
No, dammit no!
344
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:08,505
They're still angry!
345
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:10,067
This one's really angry.
346
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,248
It's out of control!
347
00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:19,269
Find an antidote
that works!
348
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,706
Dude, why aren't people
coming to help us?
349
00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:23,579
I don't know.
350
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,385
Oh why...
351
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,367
Why didn't Pipi a-listen?
352
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,164
They tried to warn
a-the Pipi,
353
00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:32,063
but a-Pipi
not believe them.
354
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:32,855
Who are you?
355
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,993
Oh, I'm so sorry!
356
00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:36,680
This is all-a my fault!
357
00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:38,864
I should have-a
shut my water park down
358
00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:41,182
when it reached
90% a-pee!
359
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:42,832
Yeah. Well,
people should know
360
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,104
that peeing in pools
is bad!
361
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,368
But wait-a!
362
00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:47,570
Maybe you boys
a can-a help Pipi.
363
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:49,151
In-a the maintenance room-a,
364
00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:51,210
there is
the emergency release valve.
365
00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,955
If you open it, all-a this a pee
can be lowered!
366
00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:55,780
Okay! Where's
the maintenance room?
367
00:14:56,036 --> 00:14:57,570
That is a-the problem.
368
00:14:57,654 --> 00:15:00,847
The maintenance room is a
way down on the basement level.
369
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:03,931
I would do it, but Pipi is
a no good at a-the swimming.
370
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:06,631
Somebody will have
to dive down into the pee,
371
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:08,801
then stay there
to turn the release wheel.
372
00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:11,740
So who can hold-a
their breath the longest?
373
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,315
No!
374
00:15:15,488 --> 00:15:17,624
You said you can hold
your breath the longest, Kyle.
375
00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:18,875
Not in pee!
376
00:15:19,161 --> 00:15:20,505
Please-a
you have to hurry.
377
00:15:20,506 --> 00:15:21,710
I'll draw you
a-the map
378
00:15:21,761 --> 00:15:24,047
and instructions
how to shut off a-the valve-a.
379
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,298
It'll be as easy as
a-peeing in the shower!
380
00:15:26,435 --> 00:15:27,899
Oh, who pees
in the shower?
381
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,592
Well, it's not like if you
suddenly have to pee,
382
00:15:31,627 --> 00:15:32,766
you're gonna get
out of the shower.
383
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,497
Yeah, seeing
all that running water
384
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,982
always makes me
need to pee.
385
00:15:36,274 --> 00:15:37,708
You don't pee
in the shower, dude!
386
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:38,885
That's fucking disgusting!
387
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,975
Boys-a please!
388
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,220
We've got to get this boy
to-a that drainage valve
389
00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:43,495
or we're all a-gonna die.
390
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:44,870
Jesus Christ!
391
00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:52,338
It has been many, many hours
since the apocalypse,
392
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:54,154
and all I keep thinking
is "Why me?"
393
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:56,166
Why am I the only one
of my race
394
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,308
God chose to survive in this
minority-run world?
395
00:15:58,736 --> 00:15:59,489
When the smoke
has cleared,
396
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:01,094
I'm sure the minorities
will start rebuilding.
397
00:16:01,286 --> 00:16:04,068
Building the world
in their way.
398
00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:05,864
I can see it now.
399
00:16:06,427 --> 00:16:08,003
No...
400
00:16:11,044 --> 00:16:12,313
Alright, Eric Cartman.
401
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,448
Let's hear your book report.
402
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:15,474
I read Treasure Island
403
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:17,826
because I was so happy
when I saw that movie.
404
00:16:18,079 --> 00:16:18,625
Hey!
405
00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:21,281
You're living in a minority
speaking country now.
406
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,354
Say it right.
407
00:16:22,873 --> 00:16:25,677
Because I was so happy
when I seen that movie.
408
00:16:26,577 --> 00:16:28,911
- Good.
- No...
409
00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:31,404
Trying to find a job
will be even harder.
410
00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:34,600
You don't expect to make
the same amount of money
411
00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:36,158
that minorities make,
do you?
412
00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:38,004
Well, I do just
as much work...
413
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,323
Ha ha.
You're trash around here.
414
00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:42,479
You'll never make as much
as a minority.
415
00:16:42,514 --> 00:16:44,407
No...
416
00:16:44,576 --> 00:16:47,490
Eventually, the minorities will
do away with me all together.
417
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,235
All those in favor of putting
white people in camps?
418
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:52,087
Aye!
419
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,839
All those opposed?
420
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:55,383
No...
421
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,322
The minorities win!
422
00:16:58,575 --> 00:16:59,488
No!
423
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,730
No, I don't want to live in your world,
do you understand?
424
00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:03,819
Your world is cold and void
of any humanity.
425
00:17:04,492 --> 00:17:05,375
Just kill me.
426
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:06,439
Kill me now!
427
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:08,108
Do it!
428
00:17:09,392 --> 00:17:10,687
Okay, there--
429
00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:12,744
We are almost
a-ready for the diving.
430
00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:14,676
Now if you run a-into
the any problems,
431
00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:16,463
you just tug a-three times
on the cable
432
00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:18,871
and a-Pipi will a-pull you back
a-to the surface.
433
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,076
Let's just get
this over with.
434
00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:22,445
You got a the map-a and
a-Pipi's instructions.
435
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,649
- Yes.
- Good.
436
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:25,007
Now just-a
one last thing.
437
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:26,605
You need
to drink some-a pee.
438
00:17:27,428 --> 00:17:27,998
What?
439
00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:30,338
You just need to drink about
a three cups-a pee.
440
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:31,299
Why?
441
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,069
You swim a down-a
deep in the pee,
442
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,116
you get a-the pressure.
The benz-a!
443
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:37,493
You have to fill the inside of
your body with some a-pee
444
00:17:37,528 --> 00:17:38,641
to compensate.
445
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,438
That's true, dude.
Didn't you see the Abyss?
446
00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:41,903
I am not.
447
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:44,223
Not drinking pee.
448
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,861
But only you can a-hold
the breath
449
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,621
a long time to swim down
and release a-the valve
450
00:17:47,656 --> 00:17:49,029
and-a if you get a the benz-a,
then you a fail
451
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:50,264
and we all a-die!
452
00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:51,258
Just drink the pee, Kyle.
453
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,774
Please, Kyle.
I wanna go home.
454
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,192
What's a-the problem?
455
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:56,494
When a-you pee, either in
the toilet or in a-the shower,
456
00:17:56,555 --> 00:17:57,810
it all goes to the sewer.
457
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,523
The sewer all a-goes
to the ocean.
458
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:00,982
The ocean is the water
we all a-drink.
459
00:18:01,017 --> 00:18:02,721
You are always
drinking the pee!
460
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:04,026
That doesn't make me
feel better!
461
00:18:04,061 --> 00:18:05,702
I wouldn't even be able
to keep it down.
462
00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,913
Sure you will!
463
00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:08,470
You drank only pee
for nine months
464
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,446
when you lived in
a-your mother's belly.
465
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:11,472
No!
466
00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:13,801
Make way! Make way!
467
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,326
I need to speak
to the fire marshal!
468
00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:15,884
Sir!
469
00:18:16,173 --> 00:18:17,819
Sir, I just got off the phone
with my colleagues
470
00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:18,609
at the university.
471
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,821
They've also been testing
antidotes on monkeys.
472
00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:23,110
They're claiming that
they've had success,
473
00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:25,702
using simple musa acuminata.
474
00:18:26,594 --> 00:18:27,859
Wait.
You mean a banana.
475
00:18:28,229 --> 00:18:28,928
Yes.
476
00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:30,276
Is it possible?
477
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:32,871
The antidote is something
as simple as a banana?
478
00:18:33,494 --> 00:18:34,596
Get another monkey!
479
00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:37,008
Alright, Conners.
480
00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:51,972
Holy God! It works.
481
00:18:52,293 --> 00:18:54,100
Alright.
Let's start moving in everyone!
482
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:54,988
- Check for--
- Hold on!
483
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:56,303
It is a promising lead,
484
00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:58,105
but this antidote
hasn't yet been tested
485
00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:58,768
on a human.
486
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:00,952
I'll do it.
487
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,035
You can test
the antidote on me.
488
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,829
You sure
you want to do this?
489
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,577
Give me the banana.
490
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:32,486
Agh.
491
00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:44,264
He looks agitated.
492
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:48,849
He's losin' it!
493
00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:49,771
Stevens, your gun!
494
00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:51,357
No, wait!
Wait.
495
00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:55,970
I'm okay.
496
00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:57,455
He's alright!
497
00:19:57,752 --> 00:19:59,195
The banana worked!
498
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:03,584
Come on, dude.
499
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,205
I'm thinking about it!
500
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,384
Well, it's probably b-b-better
501
00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:07,459
if you don't think
about it, Kyle.
502
00:20:07,494 --> 00:20:08,525
There's no more time-a!
503
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,407
You have
to drink a-the pee now!
504
00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:20,389
Come on, you have
to drink all a-the pee!
505
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:21,777
You can do it, Kyle!
506
00:20:29,252 --> 00:20:31,088
- Ah!
- Alright-a!
507
00:20:31,156 --> 00:20:32,997
Now you can open
a-the release-a valve.
508
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,223
Okay, so lets-a--
509
00:20:36,286 --> 00:20:37,291
Hey, look!
510
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,468
Stan!
511
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,456
Alright, they finally
came for us!
512
00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:45,203
Are you fucking
kidding me?!
513
00:20:51,512 --> 00:20:52,508
Wait here
a minute, Stan.
514
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,352
I'm going
to call your mother.
515
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:55,153
Guys?
516
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,480
Guys!
517
00:20:56,847 --> 00:20:59,605
Oh, it's true!
You all did survive!
518
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,061
Aw, you lived?
519
00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:02,335
Oh my God, you guys!
520
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:04,833
I really thought I was
the only non-minority on Earth!
521
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,298
How many of
our species survived?
522
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,506
That wasn't a Mayan apocalypse,
you racist idiot!
523
00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:09,473
It wasn't?
524
00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:10,658
So then you mean...
525
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,862
We do have until 2012.
526
00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:14,795
Well, it may be only
three years,
527
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:17,334
but I intend to live those
precious years to the fullest!
528
00:21:17,706 --> 00:21:19,222
Will somebody just get me
to a hospital?
529
00:21:19,257 --> 00:21:20,377
I need to get
my stomach pumped.
530
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,242
Aw, come on.
It was just a little pee, Kyle.
531
00:21:22,277 --> 00:21:23,637
God dammit,
don't you get it?
532
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:24,905
I hate pee!
533
00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:26,616
I'm grossed out
by pee!
534
00:21:26,877 --> 00:21:30,099
The only thing I find more
disgusting than pee is bananas!
535
00:21:30,134 --> 00:21:32,174
Alright everyone, quick!
Here you go!
536
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,081
What's this?
537
00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:36,251
You all need to eat
your banana immediately!
538
00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:37,173
What the hell for?
539
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,685
Eat the banana
or we have to put you down!
540
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,905
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