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After the other day, Hana-san left as our overseer,

and the vice president only comes by the trash area occasionally.

So...

today, at last...

You're supposed to use your left hand, not your right...

Kiyoshi-dono,

go through the hole and look around today.

A practice run, right?

Endeavor to stay out for an hour.

A whole hour?

You'll have to do so for three hours on the actual day.

That's true.

It's not that long in comparison.

But be back here by the time the bell rings.

Got it.

For Mari to have seen my collection not once, but twice now,

I'm a failure as a father...

right?

As both an educator and a father, I must seal these...

away!

Guess I should check my escape route.

The train station is... over there.

Come on, why not, why not?

Eh? Right now?

You crappy couple! Just you watch!

Next week I'm putting the moves on Chiyo-chan,

just enough so that she's not turned off by me, you got that?!

The chairman?

Where's Kiyoshi?

Kiyoshi-dono is working in the back.

Shall I summon him for you?

No, it's fine. Keep working.

That was surprisingly easy.

Isabel, summer of '86, Brazil.

Yours was a fine behind. I shan't forget you.

Evita, autumn of '87, Argentina.

What the hell is he doing?

And how long is he going to stay here for?

I hope he hurries up.

Oh no! Time's up!

Hey, is Kiyoshi still back there?

Yes, he is.

Kiyoshi! Show yourself!

Kiyoshi-dono! What are you doing?!

Answer me!

I shall go and bring him!

No. I'll go.

Kiyoshi-dono, get back here posthaste!

Farewell, my beloved bottoms.

He finally left!

How?! On the way out I slipped right through!

Hurry!

It's no use!

I guess it's all over!

Vice President! Have you been hurt?!

Kiyoshi! If you're there, then answer me!

I'm sorry.

And you make sure to put this in order!

For heaven's sake...

Kiyoshi-dono! What in blazes were you doing?!

Well, it's kind of a long story.

I had to use the ploy I was saving for the real deal already.

Huh? You mean, that was you?

Now I must concoct another contrivance.

Also, the hole has to be a bit bigger.

I got stuck halfway through.

Ugh, I'd like to watch some commercial TV for once.

10,000 feet up in the Alps...

We have to think up some way to keep the overseers hoodwinked

for an entire three hours, sometime before that day.

As for the hole, one more day should be enough to widen—

Yo!

Whatcha talking about?

Huh? Oh, nothing much.

You two sure seem to be getting along well lately.

Is that right?

I mean, we are working together now, so...

Hmm...

I'm here for the purchase request forms I gave you the other day.

Wh-What are you wearing, Vice President?!

These are my night clothes! Now, submit the forms at once!

Kiyoshi asks for a dictionary. No problem.

For Andre, a KGB48 pencil board. Denied.

For Shingo, hair gel. Denied.

For Joe, an ant farm set? We'll consider it.

For Gakuto, a pocket audio player. Denied.

Wait, that's for my English listening practice!

Really? Then we will consider it.

Much obliged.

Okay, I'm posting next month's schedule.

Her boobs and panties are always on display,

so we don't notice it that much anymore,

but she really is amazing.

Somehow, covering it up like this makes it even more indecent.

Yours truly is a huge fan of tank tops and hot pants!

I wanna kiss that ass.

All right, everyone check it.

Excuse me, Vice President?

What?

Next Saturday's work isn't the same as always?

It'll be as written there.

The track club's regional meet is being held on that day.

Instead of your normal work, you'll be helping with that.

Um, I have a question!

What?

What exactly is the nature of this work, and where will we be laboring?

That day, you will split up,

three of you will be watching belongings, the other two will do miscellaneous jobs.

Kiyoshi, Gakuto, and Shingo, are on belongings detail.

Andre and Joe are assigned to miscellaneous detail.

The three of us, huh?

Gakuto...

apparently, we'll be working in front of that restroom.

Mm-hmm.

Being separated from the trash site is a major quandary.

How will you be able to reach the hole?

And furthermore...

Hey, I'm looking forward to Saturday.

Let's have a blast together.

What do we do about Shingo-dono?

I won't be able to leave our post with him around.

Is it possible that Shingo-dono is cognizant of our ploy?

It does seem like he suspects us of something.

At this point, we have to seriously consider bringing Shingo in on it.

Come to think of it, I haven't spoken with Kiyoshi much lately.

So, room to squeeze in another?

We can't possibly.

Sure we can. Shingo's not...

Shingo's not...

that big a tight-ass.

Tight asses, and squeezing things in?!

Shingo-dono has no motive to back our escape plan, though.

He wanted some hair gel, right?

I bet some gel will do the trick.

It couldn't be...!

No, no, it won't work.

What are they greasing up with gel, and where are they squeezing it into?!

That was some conversation earlier.

I have heard it's common in prison...

But no, I probably misheard them.

I've known Kiyoshi since middle school.

He's not that kind of guy.

So, what do we do about Shingo?

Kiyoshi-dono, I just have to slip in front of you, here...

That's nice.

"That's nice"?! Is Gakuto really that good?!

Hey, are you okay?

No!

No, no, no!

I'm sure I'm just seeing things!

You're overthinking it, Shingo! There's no way!

Ugh, that hurts...

Oh, no! Did he hear...

...what we were conversing about?

They're hardcore!

They've totally got their eyes on me, now!

Oh, Shingo-dono! Come on in and shower with us!

Don't just stand over there, come on in.

Yours truly will wash your back for you.

No... I think I'm good today...

Why not?

Come on in!

You're the one who said you looked forward to the three of us having a blast together, Shingo-dono.

I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry!

This is my bad! So, count me out!

Wait, Shingo!

Shingo-dono!

Vice President!

What?

It's about Saturday's work assignments!

The miscellaneous jobs seem like more work,

so I'd like to help out with those!

Very well. Permission granted.

Thank you very much!

I wonder what's come over Shingo.

Indeed.

Who knows why, but thank goodness.

The issue remains, how will you reach the hole from this post?

How do I move from this restroom to the hole, unseen?

I can't just cut across the school grounds, after all.

What's this?

Hmm? Perhaps I'm imagining things,

but I thought I just heard Kiyoshi-dono's voice.

I must say, his lavatory break has grown protracted.

Gakuto...

Down here. Here.

Kiyoshi-dono!

You idiot! Not so loud!

My apologies.

I've found it.

A way to get here from our watching post unseen.

This drainage shaft runs throughout the school grounds,

and it's just barely wide enough for a person to crawl through it.

I crawled my way over here from behind the restroom.

That's uncharacteristically nice thinking from you, Kiyoshi-dono.

That "uncharacteristically" was uncalled-for.

For now, let me go back to the restroom and return normally.

Man, I'm floored.

Are you for real?

Dead serious.

Imagine, Kiyoshi-kun and Gakuto-kun having a physical relationship.

Shocking.

Huh?!

The truth is, I thought they'd been acting suspicious lately.

Then, just as I feared, I saw Gakuto going down on Kiyoshi in the shower.

What are you talking about, Shingo, you bastard?!

I just couldn't believe it,

so I went and took another look.

Huh? There's more?

You're not saying...

Yeah, I am saying.

I saw Kiyoshi drilling into Gakuto.

Ow! It hurts!

Even though Gakuto said it hurt.

So then, Kiyoshi-kun's a pitcher.

And Gakuto's a catcher.

You've gotta be kidding me! I'm a virgin, for both of those things!

Well, even if those two are really close, in more ways than one,

they're still invaluable buds to me.

Why are you slacking off?!

I'm sorry!

Sorry!

I take my eyes off you for one second, and you start slacking.

This angle is...

amazing!

Hmph, guess I'll keep going.

She's gonna do more Hindu squats, right here?!

The vice president's nethers are moving away... then moving closer...

moving away... moving closer...

away... closer...

If Kiyoshi-dono doesn't come back soon, he'll raise suspicions!

moving closer... moving away...

closer... awa—

No!

It's beyond amazing, but if I don't get back soon, I'll be in it deep!

Hmm, must have stepped on a rat or something.

What a gross sensation.

Today's work is hereby at an end.

But before you go,

there's something I want to ask.

Kiyoshi, step forward.

Yes?

You were in the restroom an awfully long time.

Were you skipping work?

No, I wouldn't do that.

Kiyoshi-dono has a delicate stomach.

Is this true?

You've never been in there that long before.

Um, Vice President,

Kiyoshi having a delicate stomach is actually not true.

Huh?

What are you saying?

The truth is,

he has hemorrhoids.

Where did all this blood come from?! Oh, right!

Earlier, when I got stomped on by the vice president's heel!

So he's not just a pitcher, huh?

If that's the case, then you're excused.

He's a catcher, too.

He didn't have to go that hard, though.

Recover quickly.

Yes, I am deeply sorry.

Hmm?

The items you requested the other day have arrived.

Come and take them.

Now I can do my English listening practice!

You sure like studying.

What are you talking about? This is—

Oh, right.

You'll be taking tomorrow's I.T. class in the computer lab with the girls.

Unfortunately, the prison doesn't have its own computers.

Behave yourselves tomorrow.

All right!

Together with the girls!

Es puta!

We made it, Gakuto! We're in with the girls!

Just as I had conjectured.

What are you talking about?

This contingency plan.

Huh?

Despicable.

This really sucks.

They smell!

I was thrilled for a second there...

But this is pretty tough.

Huh? You think?

I can't resist this feeling of being scorned.

Chiyo-chan...

I'm looking forward to Saturday.

Mm-hmm, I'm looking forward, too.

Gakuto, what's the contingency plan?

Kiyoshi-dono, after you've gone to the lavatory,

yours truly shall play back the sounds of defecation placed on this player by remote control.

By doing so, we can buy some time.

Leave it to the most resourceful general in Nerima. The poop sounds are on it already, right?

Not yet.

Huh?

Do you not get it yet?

When composing this plan, yours truly even thought about how we would take this class!

Is that... the net?

Indeed.

I should find a large number of poop sounds on the net.

Searching for "poop mp3" returned nothing!

What do we do? We can't miss this chance,

we won't be touching a computer again!

I am conscious of that!

But no matter what I search for, nothing comes out!

But if nothing comes out...

...we must make our own come out.

No, that's impossible. It's way too risky.

Besides, which one of us would do it?

But there is no other way.

It's okay, just give it up.

This plan's a bust.

Kiyoshi-dono, is that how lowly you regard your sumo date?

These headphones also work as a microphone.

Gakuto, don't!

Do you know what will happen to you if you do this?!

It may indeed be too much to ask of you, Kiyoshi-dono.

If you did so in front of Chiyo-dono, your date will surely be ruined,

and you would have no true reason to break out.

It's not just me, you can't do it, either.

Are you planning to ruin three years of high school?

Yours truly thought that if he went to a school with so many girls, he could find a girlfriend.

Over three years, you can! There are a thousand girls here!

However, those Three Kingdoms figurines come once every four years.

The math is simple.

It is manifestly easier to endure three years than it is four.

Don't be ridiculous!

You'd rather have a figurine than a high school life?!

Beyond a doubt.

Stop! Think it over!

If we were in grade school, maybe, but not a chance in high school!

Kiyoshi-dono, I leave the rest to you.

Gakuto!

Forgive me.

Sensei!

Please allow me to go to the lavatory.

Of course, go right ahead.

But you should have asked a little sooner.

Gakuto, I swear I'll break out successfully!

Hey, four-eyes, what's the meaning of those pants?

They are due to ineluctable circumstances.

What ineluctable circumstances are those?

Well, I...

I asked you what they are!

Yours truly... soiled his pants... in the middle of class.

You did what?

You're a high-schooler, and yet you crapped yourself?

Is your bunghole really that loose? Eh?

Yes, quite loose...

That's some nice verbal abuse.

It got that loose thanks to Kiyoshi's junk.

Hey, stop it!

Vice President, is there anything else?

I'd like to get to work right away.

Begin. Stick a plug up your butt if you have to.

A plug? Like Kiyoshi's junk?

Stop it!

What's so funny?!

Is having one of your buddies picked on really that funny?!

Sorry. Joe made me laugh.

Don't be so angry.

It is all right, Kiyoshi-dono.

I was prepared for this much.

What a weak-willed man I...

am!

I mean, to dig up the ladies that I had said farewell to, once and for all...

Surely enough, I must completely, utterly, and irrevocably lock them away forever.

As an educator, as a father—

No, as a man, I must draw the...

line!

Gakuto, they have no idea what a sacrifice you made.

I had anticipated as much, but being berated for soiling oneself truly is onerous.

Gakuto,

I will not let the poop sound that cost you three years of high school life to obtain go to waste.

Let us make sure that this breakout mission is successful!

It would seem that my idea to bury them was not good enough.

This time, it really is adios.

On the day of the mission, we will not be at the trash site,

but watching belongings next to the restroom adjacent to the sports ground.

At the noon bell, you will enter the drainage shaft behind the restroom,

and crawl through to the trash site.

Then,

you slip out through the hole, outside school grounds.

This phase must be executed in under 15 minutes.

Then I go to the train station and reach Ryogoku Gymnasium, where Chiyo-chan is waiting, by 1:00.

You will watch the sumo matches with Chiyo-dono for 30 minutes, and then move on to Akihabara.

There, you obtain the figurines that yours truly desires.

If you board the train just after 2:00, you can be back here by 3:00.

While I'm on the outside, you'll trick the vice president,

who will be on patrol, with the poop sound you worked so hard to prepare.

It's perfect.

I'm going to go check the size of the hole, and the route to the train station one more time.

Yeah, that's good thinking.

What is...

this?

Our school is starting to deteriorate quite badly.

This curry is great!

Yeah. I wish I could get seconds.

Good... and spicy.

Could the Underground Student Council have caught on to our plan?

If they had, they would have disciplined us directly.

It's more likely that the school staff found the hole.

What do we do now?

If you had checked before the cement hardened, you could have dug it back out again, but...

What? Are you saying it's my fault for not checking?

Kiyoshi-dono, checking the hole was your obligation.

Hey, are you dumping all the responsibility on me?

You're awful.

You are correct.

Yours truly is an awful man.

I mean, in full public view...

I went and soiled my pants!

I soiled myself, and wasted three years of high school.

Everything rested on this!

Now that I cannot acquire my quadrennial figurines,

that means I've wasted a total of seven years!

No, I think your math is off, isn't it?

What's off about it?!

For what, and for whom did yours truly soil his pants?!

It's Kiyoshi's fault.

It's Kiyoshi's junk's fault.

It's his fault for overdoing it and getting loose.

Calm down! Lower your voice!

Yours truly wants his feces back!

Shut up!

What is all the racket in here?!

Eat your food quietly!

Hey, guys, enough of this lover's spat.

Cut it out! We are not like that!

Hey, now, you two can drop the act already.

There's a reason for all this!

So what is this reason? Tell us.

There's no way I can tell them.

Hey, Joe, don't make him say it out loud.

Yeah, you're right.

Don't let it bother you.

We're behind you two, all the way.

Damn these guys!

Yours truly wants his feces back!

Yours truly soiled himself...

I went and soiled myself...

Gakuto sure seems down in the dumps.

Wanna go talk to him?

No, don't. This ain't our battle to fight.

What is it?

You know...

when you messed your pants up, I made up my mind...

to break out, no matter what.

It's all over now.

Yours truly's adolescence, and the breakout mission.

No, it's not over yet.

Now that the hole has been blocked up, it is impossible!

Our whole plan was conceived with that hole at its center!

There is no time now to think up another plan.

There's a way.

I will play the opposite sex!

He's declaring himself the catcher!

I thought about it all night.

I don't think there's any other way.

A breakout through the front gate.

You don't mean... When you said you'd play the opposite sex...!

Yes. I'll dress up as a girl,

and walk proudly out the front gate.

That would be rash!

I know it's rash.

But this is the only chance we have.

How will you even secure a girl's uniform?

This is a boarding school,

so a cleaning service comes by every weekend to get the laundry, right?

Indeed so.

That service parks at the dorm's rear entrance, just beyond those tanks.

Friday, the day after tomorrow, while the cleaners are working,

I'll sneak in and borrow a girl's uniform.

The uniform's owner won't wear it over the weekend,

so if I get it back by Sunday night, they won't find out.

Nonetheless...

Hey! This is the only chance left we have at a breakout!

You want those Three Kingdoms figurines, right?

Uh, well...

Then make up your mind!

We just have to wait for the right time to act.

We can't let the Underground Student Council suspect anything.

You filthy four-eyes!

What do you call this lumber stacking?!

Ow!

Stand up, already.

Yes.

I said stand up, you piece of crap!

I am so sorry.

Please forgive my repeated boorishness!

That's enough! It's stifling, so stay away from me!

What on earth is Gakuto up to?

Hey, are you okay?

I thought we were going to lay low today.

Not yet. It's still not quite enough yet.

The student council president...

It's the only way!

Vice President!

I want you to forgive yours truly!

I said that was enough!

Get back to work, you...

Next time on Prison School:

"Take Me Out to the Sumoland."