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After the other day, Hana-san left as our overseer,
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and the vice president only comes by the trash area occasionally.
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So...
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today, at last...
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You're supposed to use your left hand, not your right...
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Kiyoshi-dono,
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go through the hole and look around today.
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A practice run, right?
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Endeavor to stay out for an hour.
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A whole hour?
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You'll have to do so for three hours on the actual day.
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That's true.
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It's not that long in comparison.
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But be back here by the time the bell rings.
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Got it.
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For Mari to have seen my collection not once, but twice now,
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I'm a failure as a father...
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right?
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As both an educator and a father, I must seal these...
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away!
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Guess I should check my escape route.
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The train station is... over there.
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Come on, why not, why not?
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Eh? Right now?
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You crappy couple! Just you watch!
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Next week I'm putting the moves on Chiyo-chan,
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just enough so that she's not
turned off by me, you got that?!
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The chairman?
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Where's Kiyoshi?
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Kiyoshi-dono is working in the back.
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Shall I summon him for you?
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No, it's fine. Keep working.
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That was surprisingly easy.
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Isabel, summer of '86, Brazil.
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Yours was a fine behind. I shan't forget you.
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Evita, autumn of '87, Argentina.
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What the hell is he doing?
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And how long is he going to stay here for?
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I hope he hurries up.
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Oh no! Time's up!
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Hey, is Kiyoshi still back there?
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Yes, he is.
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Kiyoshi! Show yourself!
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Kiyoshi-dono! What are you doing?!
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Answer me!
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I shall go and bring him!
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No. I'll go.
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Kiyoshi-dono, get back here posthaste!
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Farewell, my beloved bottoms.
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He finally left!
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How?! On the way out I slipped right through!
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Hurry!
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It's no use!
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I guess it's all over!
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Vice President! Have you been hurt?!
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Kiyoshi! If you're there, then answer me!
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I'm sorry.
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And you make sure to put this in order!
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For heaven's sake...
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Kiyoshi-dono! What in blazes were you doing?!
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Well, it's kind of a long story.
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I had to use the ploy I was saving for the real deal already.
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Huh? You mean, that was you?
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Now I must concoct another contrivance.
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Also, the hole has to be a bit bigger.
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I got stuck halfway through.
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Ugh, I'd like to watch some commercial TV for once.
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10,000 feet up in the Alps...
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We have to think up some way to keep the overseers hoodwinked
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for an entire three hours, sometime before that day.
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As for the hole, one more day should be enough to widen—
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Yo!
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Whatcha talking about?
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Huh? Oh, nothing much.
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You two sure seem to be getting along well lately.
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Is that right?
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I mean, we are working together now, so...
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Hmm...
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I'm here for the purchase request forms I gave you the other day.
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Wh-What are you wearing, Vice President?!
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These are my night clothes!
Now, submit the forms at once!
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Kiyoshi asks for a dictionary. No problem.
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For Andre, a KGB48 pencil board. Denied.
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For Shingo, hair gel. Denied.
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For Joe, an ant farm set? We'll consider it.
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For Gakuto, a pocket audio player. Denied.
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Wait, that's for my English listening practice!
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Really? Then we will consider it.
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Much obliged.
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Okay, I'm posting next month's schedule.
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Her boobs and panties are always on display,
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so we don't notice it that much anymore,
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but she really is amazing.
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Somehow, covering it up like this makes it even more indecent.
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Yours truly is a huge fan of tank tops and hot pants!
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I wanna kiss that ass.
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All right, everyone check it.
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Excuse me, Vice President?
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What?
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Next Saturday's work isn't the same as always?
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It'll be as written there.
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The track club's regional meet is being held on that day.
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Instead of your normal work, you'll be helping with that.
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Um, I have a question!
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What?
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What exactly is the nature of this work, and where will we be laboring?
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That day, you will split up,
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three of you will be watching belongings,
the other two will do miscellaneous jobs.
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Kiyoshi, Gakuto, and Shingo, are on belongings detail.
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Andre and Joe are assigned to miscellaneous detail.
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The three of us, huh?
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Gakuto...
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apparently, we'll be working in front of that restroom.
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Mm-hmm.
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Being separated from the trash site is a major quandary.
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How will you be able to reach the hole?
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And furthermore...
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Hey, I'm looking forward to Saturday.
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Let's have a blast together.
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What do we do about Shingo-dono?
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I won't be able to leave our post with him around.
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Is it possible that Shingo-dono is cognizant of our ploy?
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It does seem like he suspects us of something.
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At this point, we have to seriously consider bringing Shingo in on it.
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Come to think of it, I haven't spoken with Kiyoshi much lately.
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So, room to squeeze in another?
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We can't possibly.
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Sure we can. Shingo's not...
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Shingo's not...
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that big a tight-ass.
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Tight asses, and squeezing things in?!
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Shingo-dono has no motive to back our escape plan, though.
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He wanted some hair gel, right?
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I bet some gel will do the trick.
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It couldn't be...!
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No, no, it won't work.
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What are they greasing up with gel,
and where are they squeezing it into?!
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That was some conversation earlier.
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I have heard it's common in prison...
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But no, I probably misheard them.
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I've known Kiyoshi since middle school.
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He's not that kind of guy.
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So, what do we do about Shingo?
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Kiyoshi-dono, I just have to slip in front of you, here...
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That's nice.
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"That's nice"?! Is Gakuto really that good?!
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Hey, are you okay?
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No!
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No, no, no!
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I'm sure I'm just seeing things!
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You're overthinking it, Shingo! There's no way!
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Ugh, that hurts...
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Oh, no! Did he hear...
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...what we were conversing about?
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They're hardcore!
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They've totally got their eyes on me, now!
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Oh, Shingo-dono! Come on in and shower with us!
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Don't just stand over there, come on in.
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Yours truly will wash your back for you.
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No... I think I'm good today...
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Why not?
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Come on in!
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You're the one who said you looked forward to the three of us having a blast together, Shingo-dono.
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I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry!
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This is my bad! So, count me out!
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Wait, Shingo!
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Shingo-dono!
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Vice President!
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What?
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It's about Saturday's work assignments!
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The miscellaneous jobs seem like more work,
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so I'd like to help out with those!
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Very well. Permission granted.
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Thank you very much!
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I wonder what's come over Shingo.
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Indeed.
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Who knows why, but thank goodness.
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The issue remains, how will you reach the hole from this post?
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How do I move from this
restroom to the hole, unseen?
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I can't just cut across the school grounds, after all.
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What's this?
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Hmm? Perhaps I'm imagining things,
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but I thought I just heard Kiyoshi-dono's voice.
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I must say, his lavatory break has grown protracted.
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Gakuto...
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Down here. Here.
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Kiyoshi-dono!
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You idiot! Not so loud!
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My apologies.
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I've found it.
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A way to get here from our watching post unseen.
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This drainage shaft runs
throughout the school grounds,
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and it's just barely wide enough
for a person to crawl through it.
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I crawled my way over here from behind the restroom.
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That's uncharacteristically nice
thinking from you, Kiyoshi-dono.
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That "uncharacteristically" was uncalled-for.
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For now, let me go back to the restroom and return normally.
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Man, I'm floored.
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Are you for real?
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Dead serious.
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Imagine, Kiyoshi-kun and Gakuto-kun having a physical relationship.
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Shocking.
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Huh?!
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The truth is, I thought they'd
been acting suspicious lately.
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Then, just as I feared, I saw Gakuto
going down on Kiyoshi in the shower.
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What are you talking about, Shingo, you bastard?!
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I just couldn't believe it,
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so I went and took another look.
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Huh? There's more?
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You're not saying...
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Yeah, I am saying.
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I saw Kiyoshi drilling into Gakuto.
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Ow! It hurts!
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Even though Gakuto said it hurt.
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So then, Kiyoshi-kun's a pitcher.
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And Gakuto's a catcher.
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You've gotta be kidding me!
I'm a virgin, for both of those things!
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Well, even if those two are really close,
in more ways than one,
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they're still invaluable buds to me.
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Why are you slacking off?!
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I'm sorry!
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Sorry!
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I take my eyes off you for one second, and you start slacking.
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This angle is...
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amazing!
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Hmph, guess I'll keep going.
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She's gonna do more Hindu squats, right here?!
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The vice president's nethers are
moving away... then moving closer...
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moving away... moving closer...
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away... closer...
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If Kiyoshi-dono doesn't come
back soon, he'll raise suspicions!
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moving closer... moving away...
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closer... awa—
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No!
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It's beyond amazing, but if I don't get back soon, I'll be in it deep!
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Hmm, must have stepped on a rat or something.
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What a gross sensation.
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Today's work is hereby at an end.
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But before you go,
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there's something I want to ask.
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Kiyoshi, step forward.
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Yes?
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You were in the restroom an awfully long time.
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Were you skipping work?
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No, I wouldn't do that.
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Kiyoshi-dono has a delicate stomach.
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Is this true?
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You've never been in there that long before.
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Um, Vice President,
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Kiyoshi having a delicate
stomach is actually not true.
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Huh?
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What are you saying?
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The truth is,
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he has hemorrhoids.
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Where did all this blood come from?! Oh, right!
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Earlier, when I got stomped on by the vice president's heel!
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So he's not just a pitcher, huh?
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If that's the case, then you're excused.
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He's a catcher, too.
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He didn't have to go that hard, though.
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Recover quickly.
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Yes, I am deeply sorry.
263
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:09,930
Hmm?
264
00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,940
The items you requested the other day have arrived.
265
00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,150
Come and take them.
266
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,730
Now I can do my English listening practice!
267
00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,280
You sure like studying.
268
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,160
What are you talking about? This is—
269
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:25,940
Oh, right.
270
00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:29,950
You'll be taking tomorrow's I.T. class in the computer lab with the girls.
271
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,290
Unfortunately, the prison doesn't have its own computers.
272
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,280
Behave yourselves tomorrow.
273
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,220
All right!
274
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,070
Together with the girls!
275
00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:41,130
Es puta!
276
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,680
We made it, Gakuto! We're in with the girls!
277
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,090
Just as I had conjectured.
278
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:46,970
What are you talking about?
279
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,370
This contingency plan.
280
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,100
Huh?
281
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,060
Despicable.
282
00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:51,890
This really sucks.
283
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:52,730
They smell!
284
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,970
I was thrilled for a second there...
285
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:56,980
But this is pretty tough.
286
00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,180
Huh? You think?
287
00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,080
I can't resist this feeling of being scorned.
288
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,620
Chiyo-chan...
289
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,580
I'm looking forward to Saturday.
290
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,540
Mm-hmm, I'm looking forward, too.
291
00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:11,700
Gakuto, what's the contingency plan?
292
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,170
Kiyoshi-dono, after you've gone to the lavatory,
293
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:18,470
yours truly shall play back the sounds of defecation placed on this player by remote control.
294
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:21,080
By doing so, we can buy some time.
295
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,560
Leave it to the most resourceful general in Nerima. The poop sounds are on it already, right?
296
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,350
Not yet.
297
00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:25,850
Huh?
298
00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,600
Do you not get it yet?
299
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:31,730
When composing this plan, yours truly even
thought about how we would take this class!
300
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,610
Is that... the net?
301
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:34,630
Indeed.
302
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:37,450
I should find a large number of poop sounds on the net.
303
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:41,010
Searching for "poop mp3" returned nothing!
304
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,910
What do we do? We can't miss this chance,
305
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,480
we won't be touching a computer again!
306
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,130
I am conscious of that!
307
00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,120
But no matter what I search for, nothing comes out!
308
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,080
But if nothing comes out...
309
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,370
...we must make our own come out.
310
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,710
No, that's impossible. It's way too risky.
311
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,430
Besides, which one of us would do it?
312
00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,920
But there is no other way.
313
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,530
It's okay, just give it up.
314
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,050
This plan's a bust.
315
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:08,730
Kiyoshi-dono, is that how lowly you regard your sumo date?
316
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:12,060
These headphones also work as a microphone.
317
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,530
Gakuto, don't!
318
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:18,060
Do you know what will happen to you if you do this?!
319
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,950
It may indeed be too much to ask of you, Kiyoshi-dono.
320
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,650
If you did so in front of Chiyo-dono, your date will surely be ruined,
321
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:25,700
and you would have no true reason to break out.
322
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,460
It's not just me, you can't do it, either.
323
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,970
Are you planning to ruin three years of high school?
324
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:35,750
Yours truly thought that if he went to a school with so many girls, he could find a girlfriend.
325
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,050
Over three years, you can!
There are a thousand girls here!
326
00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:42,560
However, those Three Kingdoms
figurines come once every four years.
327
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,640
The math is simple.
328
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:49,100
It is manifestly easier to endure three years than it is four.
329
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,490
Don't be ridiculous!
330
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,010
You'd rather have a figurine than a high school life?!
331
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,230
Beyond a doubt.
332
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,530
Stop! Think it over!
333
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,700
If we were in grade school, maybe, but not a chance in high school!
334
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,410
Kiyoshi-dono, I leave the rest to you.
335
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,570
Gakuto!
336
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,410
Forgive me.
337
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,500
Sensei!
338
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,320
Please allow me to go to the lavatory.
339
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,890
Of course, go right ahead.
340
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:22,050
But you should have asked a little sooner.
341
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,310
Gakuto, I swear I'll break out successfully!
342
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,180
Hey, four-eyes, what's the meaning of those pants?
343
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,750
They are due to ineluctable circumstances.
344
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,120
What ineluctable circumstances are those?
345
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,150
Well, I...
346
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,090
I asked you what they are!
347
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:41,990
Yours truly... soiled his pants... in the middle of class.
348
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,140
You did what?
349
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,760
You're a high-schooler,
and yet you crapped yourself?
350
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,330
Is your bunghole really that loose? Eh?
351
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,700
Yes, quite loose...
352
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,680
That's some nice verbal abuse.
353
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,440
It got that loose thanks to Kiyoshi's junk.
354
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,420
Hey, stop it!
355
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,620
Vice President, is there anything else?
356
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,510
I'd like to get to work right away.
357
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,380
Begin. Stick a plug up your butt if you have to.
358
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,290
A plug? Like Kiyoshi's junk?
359
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:05,890
Stop it!
360
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,990
What's so funny?!
361
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:10,220
Is having one of your buddies picked on really that funny?!
362
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,500
Sorry. Joe made me laugh.
363
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,690
Don't be so angry.
364
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,040
It is all right, Kiyoshi-dono.
365
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,650
I was prepared for this much.
366
00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:23,570
What a weak-willed man I...
367
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:24,530
am!
368
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:29,120
I mean, to dig up the ladies that I had said farewell to, once and for all...
369
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,660
Surely enough, I must completely, utterly, and irrevocably lock them away forever.
370
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,290
As an educator, as a father—
371
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,960
No, as a man, I must draw the...
372
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,420
line!
373
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:46,800
Gakuto, they have no idea what a sacrifice you made.
374
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:52,580
I had anticipated as much, but being berated for soiling oneself truly is onerous.
375
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,310
Gakuto,
376
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:58,270
I will not let the poop sound that cost you three
years of high school life to obtain go to waste.
377
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:04,240
Let us make sure that this
breakout mission is successful!
378
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,620
It would seem that my idea to
bury them was not good enough.
379
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:14,370
This time, it really is adios.
380
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,290
On the day of the mission,
we will not be at the trash site,
381
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,920
but watching belongings next to the
restroom adjacent to the sports ground.
382
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,390
At the noon bell, you will enter the
drainage shaft behind the restroom,
383
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,310
and crawl through to the trash site.
384
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,190
Then,
385
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:32,110
you slip out through the hole, outside school grounds.
386
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,640
This phase must be executed in under 15 minutes.
387
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:40,360
Then I go to the train station and reach Ryogoku Gymnasium, where Chiyo-chan is waiting, by 1:00.
388
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:44,050
You will watch the sumo matches with Chiyo-dono for 30 minutes, and then move on to Akihabara.
389
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,260
There, you obtain the figurines that yours truly desires.
390
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:49,360
If you board the train just after 2:00, you can be back here by 3:00.
391
00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:53,050
While I'm on the outside,
you'll trick the vice president,
392
00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:56,160
who will be on patrol, with the poop
sound you worked so hard to prepare.
393
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:57,870
It's perfect.
394
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,760
I'm going to go check the size of the hole,
and the route to the train station one more time.
395
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,350
Yeah, that's good thinking.
396
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:09,680
What is...
397
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,430
this?
398
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:14,930
Our school is starting to deteriorate quite badly.
399
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:16,890
This curry is great!
400
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,290
Yeah. I wish I could get seconds.
401
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,310
Good... and spicy.
402
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,690
Could the Underground Student Council have caught on to our plan?
403
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,870
If they had, they would have disciplined us directly.
404
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:28,950
It's more likely that the school staff found the hole.
405
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,460
What do we do now?
406
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:35,140
If you had checked before the cement hardened, you could have dug it back out again, but...
407
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,910
What? Are you saying it's my fault for not checking?
408
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:41,120
Kiyoshi-dono, checking the hole was your obligation.
409
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,730
Hey, are you dumping all the responsibility on me?
410
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:44,820
You're awful.
411
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,710
You are correct.
412
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:48,480
Yours truly is an awful man.
413
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,220
I mean, in full public view...
414
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,090
I went and soiled my pants!
415
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:58,270
I soiled myself, and wasted three years of high school.
416
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,640
Everything rested on this!
417
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,110
Now that I cannot acquire my quadrennial figurines,
418
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,600
that means I've wasted a total of seven years!
419
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,400
No, I think your math is off, isn't it?
420
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,890
What's off about it?!
421
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:11,780
For what, and for whom did yours truly soil his pants?!
422
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,320
It's Kiyoshi's fault.
423
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,120
It's Kiyoshi's junk's fault.
424
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,240
It's his fault for overdoing it and getting loose.
425
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,350
Calm down! Lower your voice!
426
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,200
Yours truly wants his feces back!
427
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,580
Shut up!
428
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,210
What is all the racket in here?!
429
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,880
Eat your food quietly!
430
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,840
Hey, guys, enough of this lover's spat.
431
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,970
Cut it out! We are not like that!
432
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,550
Hey, now, you two can drop the act already.
433
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,670
There's a reason for all this!
434
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:38,680
So what is this reason? Tell us.
435
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,150
There's no way I can tell them.
436
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,320
Hey, Joe, don't make him say it out loud.
437
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,600
Yeah, you're right.
438
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,480
Don't let it bother you.
439
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,790
We're behind you two, all the way.
440
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,480
Damn these guys!
441
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:56,100
Yours truly wants his feces back!
442
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,230
Yours truly soiled himself...
443
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,300
I went and soiled myself...
444
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,120
Gakuto sure seems down in the dumps.
445
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,240
Wanna go talk to him?
446
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,010
No, don't. This ain't our battle to fight.
447
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:21,840
What is it?
448
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,480
You know...
449
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,560
when you messed your pants up, I made up my mind...
450
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,130
to break out, no matter what.
451
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,360
It's all over now.
452
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,010
Yours truly's adolescence, and the breakout mission.
453
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,070
No, it's not over yet.
454
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,880
Now that the hole has been
blocked up, it is impossible!
455
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,520
Our whole plan was conceived with that hole at its center!
456
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,180
There is no time now to think up another plan.
457
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:46,880
There's a way.
458
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,670
I will play the opposite sex!
459
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,800
He's declaring himself the catcher!
460
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,720
I thought about it all night.
461
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,140
I don't think there's any other way.
462
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,460
A breakout through the front gate.
463
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,720
You don't mean...
When you said you'd play the opposite sex...!
464
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,640
Yes. I'll dress up as a girl,
465
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,210
and walk proudly out the front gate.
466
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,250
That would be rash!
467
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,360
I know it's rash.
468
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:12,480
But this is the only chance we have.
469
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,440
How will you even secure a girl's uniform?
470
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,080
This is a boarding school,
471
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,520
so a cleaning service comes by every weekend to get the laundry, right?
472
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,580
Indeed so.
473
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:25,880
That service parks at the dorm's rear entrance, just beyond those tanks.
474
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,890
Friday, the day after tomorrow, while the cleaners are working,
475
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:32,460
I'll sneak in and borrow a girl's uniform.
476
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:35,030
The uniform's owner won't wear it over the weekend,
477
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,800
so if I get it back by Sunday night,
they won't find out.
478
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,640
Nonetheless...
479
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,140
Hey! This is the only chance left we have at a breakout!
480
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,420
You want those Three Kingdoms figurines, right?
481
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,730
Uh, well...
482
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:46,640
Then make up your mind!
483
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,320
We just have to wait for the right time to act.
484
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,610
We can't let the Underground Student Council suspect anything.
485
00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:56,100
You filthy four-eyes!
486
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,900
What do you call this lumber stacking?!
487
00:21:58,510 --> 00:21:59,970
Ow!
488
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,450
Stand up, already.
489
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:05,910
Yes.
490
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,330
I said stand up, you piece of crap!
491
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:13,840
I am so sorry.
492
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,340
Please forgive my repeated boorishness!
493
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:21,550
That's enough! It's stifling, so stay away from me!
494
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,550
What on earth is Gakuto up to?
495
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,340
Hey, are you okay?
496
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,020
I thought we were going to lay low today.
497
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:30,400
Not yet. It's still not quite enough yet.
498
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,810
The student council president...
499
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,280
It's the only way!
500
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,320
Vice President!
501
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,820
I want you to forgive yours truly!
502
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,740
I said that was enough!
503
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:43,160
Get back to work, you...
504
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,740
Next time on Prison School:
505
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,210
"Take Me Out to the Sumoland."
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