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Every time he calls you, you go and you save him. You're like a fucking pussy.

We can help him. You can help him.

How?

By letting him get some stress off.

Oh, my God.

Well, they are. They're just two years and there's no fucking spark anymore.

Hey. Hi.

Have you seen Xander by any chance?

Oh, man. Come on, you fucking baby.

Like,

that sounds like fun or something. No, definitely.

That's nothing.

We're over here. Right back here.

That's nothing. That's nothing.

Born married.

Absolute discretion necessary.

Fucking hell.

I

recognise

that voice.

What the fuck? Jessa! Ryan!

I'm sorry, I just wanted a one night stand, okay?

I've seen it on the internet.

I just thought it would help the man who's to blow off some steam.

Yeah, it gets nice and deep just like that.

Yeah,

I'm just finishing up the work right over here.

Yeah.

No, I'm looking at the comp network.

Okay.

You have that bid for the front yard, right?

Okay. Yeah, just send it over and I'll take a look at it and run it through.

Okay.

Alright. Alright, bye.

This is Derek.

I'm calling from L .A. County Jail. Do you accept and collect calls from?

This is Vander.

Yes.

Why am I getting a collect call from you from jail, Xander?

Yeah,

I know. I know. And?

Hey,

Xander.

Try to focus, okay?

I'm tired of fucking saving your ass. Why am I talking to you from jail again?

You want

me

to bail you out so you can go to your wedding after you've been fucking off

day before?

No, I know you're not good for it. You're never good for it. You never

pay me back. This is like clockwork with you, Xander. I'm getting tired of this

shit, man.

Why am I always the one to help you out?

Why am I always the one to help you?

Okay,

okay, stop, stop. Fine.

Okay? Fine. But because you're getting married, not because I want to fucking

this, you should sit your ass in jail for a week.

Okay, well, uh... Well, I know where you're at, okay? So I'll be there in a

little while.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Xander, again?

I was just trying to help him out again.

You know how many fucking times we've gone over this?

Every time he calls you, you go and you save him.

You're like a fucking pussy.

No, honey, I'm just trying to help him out of another jam.

It's like you're in love with Xander. You should fucking marry him. Oh, come

Don't be dramatic about it.

You want to be fucking dramatic?

No, I just... Okay, I'm sorry. This will be the last time that I help him out.

I can't, I can't, I can't fucking deal with this anymore. You should go fucking

help him out, and then you go fuck him. How about that?

I'm fucking done with this shit. Come on, Rick.

Fucking guy.

Yeah, uh, if we could just head to 612 Wharf Avenue, it'd be great.

I hope you don't mind me asking, but is everything okay?

I don't really pick up a lot of people from jail, though.

Yeah, that.

Yeah, no, it was just a crazy night.

I'm getting married tomorrow, so I kind of had a little at -the -rouse trying to

fuck this chick, and yeah, just crazy.

I understand, but I'll get you to your destiny.

We need to talk.

Yeah.

Fuck,

man.

It's crazy.

Crazy. Yeah, crazy.

So crazy that I'm having to take care of your fucking methods again.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't know. I just, um... Dude, getting married, man. I mean, it was

easy for you, you know, but, like, I'm not used to this whole thing. It's a

Okay, let's start with, it's not easy for me, okay? I do my best to make it

work. What the hell does that have to do with you ending up in jail?

Because, dude, I gotta have, like, the partying lifestyle.

I'm always doing whatever I want. Now, that all changes, you know, like,

tomorrow. Okay, well, I'm tired of having to pay for you doing whatever you

want. You're fucking up my home life.

My angry Latin wife is fucking pissed at me. Calling me a pussy because of your

shit. Because I keep cleaning it up.

You're not going to have to. Hi, Xander.

Hi.

Rina. So I heard you had an interesting morning.

Yes.

Yeah? It's one of those nights, you know.

Crazy. So good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

So, um, I heard what you guys were talking about. This whole stressed out

getting married and being with one woman for the rest of your life. I mean, kind

of stressful.

Yeah, it's something, you know.

It's not.

You know, we talked about this thing called hot wifing, you know.

No, no, no.

Yeah. Yeah, we talked about it, like, all the time.

And it's where, like, one guy lets his friend fuck his wife.

Ha! That's a... Did people do that?

Yeah, you know, just to, like... I didn't talk about that.

Help you out, you know, since we're always helping him out. Oh, I'm the

And neither... You guys are fucking with me, right?

No, I'm not fucking with you at all.

We're not fucking with you at all.

That's not what I meant.

Yeah, yeah.

Because a while ago, my boo here decided to,

you know, go out and have his own fun, so.

I don't mean to hear any of this. Well, in the past, but.

Yeah, like a long time ago.

Yeah, like a long time ago when you cheated on me.

It doesn't matter right now, though. We can help you out with your little

problem and, you know, keep you from being stressed and, you know.

Help you make the marriage work.

I mean, you know, he had his time and he got to do whatever he wanted to do.

Yeah, I don't know what that has to do with me.

Stupid bitch at work that he just went away with on the weekend.

Wanted to lie about it.

Why are we bringing her bullshit?

Because I think that it means I should be able to have my fun now.

He is your best friend.

Yeah.

We can help him. You can help him.

How?

By letting him get some stress off.

You can run a mile. Why does this have to be the answer?

Because it is the answer and you're going to be okay with it.

You're always helping him out.

Now is your chance to really help him out. I want to help him out.

I want to help him out. And then that means you want to help him out. Okay?

He'll be fine

This is crazy.

What's so crazy about it?

I mean, you're my best friend.

You're his wife.

Kiss me.

What?

Kiss me.

I'm getting married tomorrow. We can't be doing this before that, right?

I've been married for years.

It's not that big of a deal.

Fuck. This is so fucked up. I don't... You talk way too much.

Why don't you just lay there?

Let me clean you.

Get this shirt off.

What the hell are you... Nobody's gonna bother us.

Yeah, but I mean... But what?

Huh? You don't like what you see?

No, I like it a lot.

Wow.

Do you want a touch?

Oh, my fucking... Does that feel good?

Holy shit.

Oh, man. I know they're so good, but this is fucked up. This is not... That's

what's fucked up about it, huh?

Fuck.

You need to stop worrying about it. And you need to fucking open your mouth.

Oh my God.

You naughty fucking thing.

You're a bad fucking boy.

Make me cum.

Be a good friend and make me cum.

Make me fucking cum over your face.

Making you dick so fucking hard.

I like it. I like it. I

like it.

Thank you for tonight.

Fucking do you

want to stop?

This is so fucked up, but it's so good

Fucking good.

Oh

Oh, it's so fucking good.

Shut up, I can't.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck it, yes.

You can

bounce

me too, darling. I fucking love it.

It's fucking good.

oh my god so fucking

good holy shit

I'm tough enough to feel bad anymore.

Do you want to be done?

Well, I mean... We can keep going?

God,

you're so fucking bad.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. Holy fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, my God. That's so fucking good.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

That's a big fucking titty.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

It's not fucking wrong. It's so fucking good. Oh, fuck.

Just keep fucking me.

Yes, ma 'am. Yes,

ma 'am.

Oh shit.

Holy.

You feel every fucking stroke in my pussy?

Oh, my fucking pussy.

Fuck.

Screw my fucking titty. Screw my fucking titty. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my fucking God.

I'm so

deep

in my pussy.

Yes, shove it deeper.

Give it to me.

Come on, pull me into you. What are you doing?

You don't like the way I fuck you?

You don't like feeling my big ass just bounce on your fucking cock?

Yes, yes. Get it nice and deep, just like that.

I'm fucking good. Oh my God.

Just sitting downstairs waiting for us.

Oh my God.

Oh, make me scream louder so he can hear me.

Oh, make him jealous.

Oh my God.

Cooked so freaking good.

Yes. Oh my God.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, I love it when you choke me.

Oh. Oh.

I mean, that would be good.

Yeah.

Over there.

I'm like this for fucking good.

I love it. Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Pull my fucking hair.

Oh, my God. Tell me to pull your cock.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

If your fucking ass bounces, I fuck your face.

Oh, yeah.

Sticky tongue.

My balls are in my pants right now.

Oh, yeah.

You're doing it right.

oh my

god

Stuck in my fucking holes

Hmm.

Take it.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, Melissa.

I'm going to show you all of your face.

I'm going to taste you again.

I'm going to come over to you in fucking time.

I can get used to this.

I think you're going to love married life.

Yeah.

Yeah. I just finally got to the hotel room.

I mean, it's a hot day.

They actually got me finally this time next to the pool.

There's nobody out at the pool right now.

Yeah, I'm having a great time.

I want to order some food.

I got all this work.

Yeah, babe, I mean... No, no, don't gross at the pool.

Babe, come on.

You know me better than that.

All I want to do is get them on... Yeah, no, I'm going to

get something from... This is so big and

round.

Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, can I give you a

call back? Just one hour. Let me call you back in one hour, okay?

Say I love you to the kid.

Okay, bye.

Hey, buddy. How you doing, sir?

You got a minute?

Not really. I actually have a client waiting for me. Oh, no.

Two seconds. Just come to my car. Two seconds. I got a heavy bag. It'll be

quick. Don't worry about it. Two seconds. Yeah, absolutely.

Two seconds. Those are the only ones I got.

Get rid of it. Get rid of my shirt.

What? Where are my pants, bro?

Hi, ma 'am. Hi.

I'm here for your complimentary massage.

Here, just I can throw this underneath you.

Oh, no, it's completely complimentary.

Free? Yeah, totally free.

Free of charge, everything.

Here, go ahead. Sit up. Let me throw this down for you.

There you go. Wow, look at that.

There's no, like, hidden fees? Absolutely not. It's entirely covered.

I, uh... Then it better be a good one.

Absolutely. Yes, of course. Nothing but the best.

Uh, oil?

Um, sure.

Okay.

So, uh, any, uh, specific spots?

I need it real deep in my lower back.

Lower back? Okay.

Like, really deep.

Down all the way here, too.

Might oil you up, right? Yeah.

Oil me up.

Yeah. Oh, that feels so good.

You can untie this.

Yeah? Done.

Absolutely.

There we go.

Smooth it out. Yeah.

Better? More relaxing?

A lot better.

You have great skin, by the way.

Thank you.

You have great hands.

Do you want to have some part of your legs here done? Sure.

I said oil me up.

Yes, ma 'am.

So, uh...

What are you out here for?

Um, just relaxing. It's my day off.

Okay, good.

And then I got a free massage.

Yes.

Yeah, just like that.

I have so much tension in my glutes.

Right here? Yeah.

A little bit lower.

Yeah, right there.

Like that?

Just like that.

You have a lot of ass.

I mean, you have big glutes.

That's what I thought.

So you should flip over so we can do the front here.

But it's the pool.

There's people here.

Oh, you're right.

There might be some people.

If you want, we can go back to my room, the massage room. It's right here.

It's free, too?

Absolutely free.

Okay, let's go.

Yeah, okay.

Just got my massage oil here.

Incredible. Did you want to... Just this way, over here,

yeah.

Looks like a hotel room.

So, if you want to give me your top, and let me lay down the first towel for

you.

Do you

mind?

I mean, we're in a public, you know, private place here.

No, I don't mind.

Just pick up right where we left off.

Mmm.

Mmm, it feels so good.

It does.

Go deeper on my lower back.

Just do your front now.

Yeah, just turn it around.

You have to go back to your room now.

What the fuck? The massage is over.

Here, I have a towel for you. Are you serious?

It only lasts a few minutes.

What the fuck?

You're an asshole.

I don't want to eat your towel.

Yeah, no, no, I uh Yeah, I'm just finishing up with work right over here.

got a couple more things. I'm gonna go probably hang up at the pool now

Hey,

hey What are you doing?

Doing some work Do you want to help me with that?

I said I'm doing some work, babe

Yeah, well, some of us has to earn some money, sweetheart. I can't just help you

fold clothes all day.

Okay, then.

May I ask you something?

Yeah.

Valentine's Day, where's that underwear outfit that I bought you? I've not seen

you wear it once.

It's been like three months ago.

Seems a waste of a gift.

I'm not really sure.

Maybe the dog chewed it up.

Well, it'd be nice if you dressed up a little bit nicer for me, you know? I

mean, look at what you're wearing now, babe. We've only been married two years

and you're just running around the house, like, in your sweats all day,

day. I'm just saying.

Wow.

I'm sorry that I haven't impressed you lately.

Well, you know, if you made more of an effort, then maybe, uh...

More of an effort?

You want me to make more of an effort when I'm sitting around this house doing

all of your chores?

Oh, excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry that I'm not sitting here folding your laundry in

G -string.

Look, it's not hard to fold laundry, alright? I'm the one that's working my

off all day every day, okay?

Oh, by laying in your bed on the computer?

Yeah, working.

Whatever, Jess, all I'm saying is it was a waste of money buying that underwear

set. You know, I mean, you're wearing my top for fuck's sake, Jess.

Well, you know what? When you decide to dress up for me, maybe I'll dress up for

you.

What's wrong with her t -shirt?

Oh, I'm so sick of her.

You know, one of these days I'm going to go through with this.

Hey, mate.

Yeah, I'm not so good.

It's just me and Jessa, man.

It's the same as what I spoke to you about earlier.

They're just two years and there's no fucking spark anymore.

Look, the reason I'm calling, remember that night at the club we had a few

drinks and you told me about that website?

No, honestly, I just want to... I just want to have a look at it.

If I just get it out of my system, it might help the marriage, you know?

What was it called?

Yeah?

Okay. Look, I'm just going to have a look, alright? I'm not going to say I'm

going to go through with it. Cheers, mate. Bye.

Here's one.

This looks perfect.

Horny housewife.

Boring marriage.

Absolute discretion necessary.

Is that what I need? I need it to be completely anonymous.

Let me message her.

She's replied already.

Are you free next?

You've then made your drive

Oh

god, oh god, oh god What am I doing? What am I doing?

Fuck it, I'll see you at 8pm next Tuesday My name is Ryan

Okay, let's do this.

Hello?

Anyone here?

There's a no -strings -attached situation.

I want you to come inside, leave your stuff, and just fuck me, that's it. The

blindfold is there for you to put on.

I don't want to know who you are.

Is your blindfold on?

Yeah, it's on.

Okay. I got your note.

I don't want to see your face. Just come fuck me.

Jessa! Ryan!

What the fuck are you doing here?

What the fuck are you doing here?

So this is you working?

So this is you shopping?

But what am I supposed to do?

It's nice to know that someone might be attracted to me.

I'm sorry, I just wanted a one night stand, okay? I've seen it on the

I just thought it would help the marriage to blow off some steam.

God, it's none of your... So this is what you want?

Yeah, you want to meet strangers and fuck them?

Yeah?

Is that what you want?

So this is where the Valentine's gift was, eh?

Put the fucking dog in it or something?

That's what we like

Oh, fuck, it won't get out of me. Oh, fuck,

it won't get out of me.

That's what you came here to do, isn't it?

Come on.

Take it like a little horse.

Take it like a little horse.

Come on.

Come on, you can take more than that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why can't we not fuck like that at home?

Because we hate each other.

Well, let's go and hate fuck each other back then.

Go on, clean yourself up.

Let's do it again.

You know, things have been a little crazy lately. Like, obviously, I know

wedding's tomorrow, and it's a lot to deal with, and I don't

know if, you know, I don't want to say I'm getting cold feet. It's just, I

don't know about, you know, like, being with one person the rest of my life.

That's kind of a big commitment.

Yeah, I know about that. That's a big thing to commit to.

The TV.

Yeah. Weird.

But, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, you're a guy. Like, I just feel,

I don't know. You can tell me, right? Like, am I stepping into something

too much? Like, you guys have been married for, what, five years? I just

Yeah.

I don't know if I can do this whole, like, one guy for the rest of my life

of thing.

That's a lot to take in, yeah.

I mean, I guess since we're sitting here, I feel like I can be completely

with you.

Okay. You know, I've always found you really attractive.

And I just feel like it wouldn't hurt if I had...

I feel like it wouldn't hurt if I had one more thing before the wedding.

Uh...

I just want to... Are you sure this... Like, that sounds like porn or

No, definitely, that's not porn. Wait, wait, you were over here. Right back

here. Nothing, nothing.

You know, we

just really think this through. I don't know if this is a good idea.

We didn't talk about shit. You guys did. She came over for some consoling, so I

consoled her.

How can that make sense?

It's not that funny.

It's kind of funny.

So, 2 o 'clock? Wedding?

You guys.