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Uncle, here we are.

Han, thanks for the ride, I know it was out of your way.

It's nothing, thank you for driving away that ghost.

Uncle, my wife wants you to have this fruit.

She's so courteous.

It's for saving my wife.

Your house, it's so big...

...and magnificent.

It belonged to my dad, then my brother and nephew.

- Thank you Han, goodbye. - You're welcome, bye.

What's the line for?

To see the Gamble Expert, once you see him

you'll win every bet, that's what.

Gamble Expert?

Uncle, will you join the line?

What for?

To see the Gamble Expert.

Gamble Expert?

After meeting the Gamble Expert good luck comes.

Losers become winners, you're guaranteed to win money.

This is my house, let me in.

Do you gamble?

I played slot machines at 3, stud poker at 4,

named Gamble King at 8,

gambled with Gamble God and Queen at 12,

and made them absolute losers.

People call me Gamble Superman.

Then why are you here?

I come to prove who the real Gamble Expert is.

Don't regret it.

Regret?

I brought the money,

see if you can win it from me.

If you dare.

I think you're courting death.

Here comes the master.

Where is he?

I'm behind you.

How did you get here?

I passed in front of you to behind you. You can't see me because I'm too fast.

Do you have special powers?

I was born with special powers.

My power can affect the magnetic field here, don't you feel dizzy?

A little dizzy, but not too dizzy.

To prove I'm the real Gamble Expert,

I'll gamble with you.

Good.

Which one?

This one.

He's got 4 Aces

What?

Nothing.

Make your bet.

100,000!

You bet 100,000 with your cards?

Draw.

I've got 4 Aces!

So, I said you have bad luck.

You can't get better than 4 Aces.

By your look, it's not surprising you lose all the time.

Is that true?

You don't believe? We'll have another bet.

Show your money.

Let me see how you do it.

I know you have 4 Aces, which beats me,

but I can use these cards to get a straight flush.

I pray...bow up, bow down...

bow left, bow right...a straight flush,

I pray...

100,000 more?

Yes.

You made my cards a straight flush.

What now? Which hand is higher?

His.

Higher, of course his is higher.

Amazing, pray to get what you want?

Of course, I can teach you.

Great!

No, your face is unlucky.

Without some changes to your face,

no matter what I teach, you can never win.

How do you do that?

You two better not cheat me.

Don't believe me?

Your loss.

I believe.

You're a quick learner.

- Cover him. - Got it.

Playing weird tricks?

I'll teach them a lesson.

Here I make the face of a winner.

Done.

Uncover him.

What?

You stepped on my foot.

Do I have the face of a winner?

Eyes, ears, mouth...

Eyes, ears, mouth... like the Gamble God!

Gamble God?

I'm now a Gamble God? Really?

- Yes. - Really?

Look in the mirror.

Is it right?

Like it? Pay me.

Come again.

Let me look again.

Gamble God is so handsome.

What now?

What do you mean? You've done it before, you take all the risk.

I botched it, it always worked before.

Why didn't it work this time?

Why do they faint when they see me?

They're overwhelmed by your power

and the same thing happens if you go forward.

OK, I'll go on overwhelming others. Bye

It's your fault.

2nd Uncle

You know what to do.

Six times.

Give it.

Uncle, this money is to be donated to the orphanage.

Orphanage.

What are you looking for?

Money, where's the money?

I sent it to the orphanage using magic power.

Don't play tricks again or I'll give you three years of bad luck.

No, no...

Go meditate.

What a sin...

It's so hard to learn Maoshan magic.

Why?

Uncle learned it as a virgin.

I don't have a virgin bone in my body.

What about your belly button?

I've got no money now. Are we going to Macao?

Sure.

Aren't you going to see your girlfriend

and father-in-law to be?

What's this? You play mine, too?

Our family has a special magic called Jianghu Emergency.

I've checked the calendar for a lucky time.

Once we get to Macao,

never look back.

No matter what we bet we will definitely win.

Luck!

- Confidence? - Confidence.

Hands off, open, 4, 5, 6, 15 wins

What?

Confidence crashes.

Be professional, face adversity.

It doesn't make sense.

Did you have beef yesterday?

- No - Swear?

- Women? - No

You used your hand?

- Does that matter? - Of course!

What?

Don't you feel it?

You put your foot is under mine. Don't you feel it?

Don't be so fierce.

What? I'm Stallone, don't you know?

Stallone?

- No money? - Stallone

- Go to the casino? - Stallone

- Overturn defeat. - Stallone

If you want to gamble, go to Stallone.

You're nothing, you're only loan sharks.

I hate fingers pointed at me.

I hate most to be called loan shark.

Never again.

My job is to help my neighbors

and promote the economy.

It's a sacred job, right?

3rd uncle, help me...

You're his 3rd uncle?

No, we broke up a long time ago.

- Oh yeah? - Yes

I hate people staring at me.

I hate people taller than me.

I hate people fatter than me.

I hate people in my way.

I hate people walking backward.

I hate people breathing.

You're going too far!

You look dumb.

Who should I bully if I don't bully you?

If you don't want to be bullied, borrow money from me.

The loan is like this.

I'll give you seven days.

If you can't pay it back you're dead.

Do you understand?

What did he say?

If we don't repay in 3 days $1,000 becomes $10,000.

You should change your name from Stallone to Robber

Stallone, are you bullying again?

No Miss Shao, today's my mom's lover's birthday

Let's go!

Miss Shao?

Is she the Gamble Queen?

Shao sounds familiar.

You know I'm waiting for you?

If you really care about me, how can...

Miss Shao, I couldn't recognize you without your singing.

I'm your old classmate, Chu Hsian.

Chu, how did you recognize me?

I'm so beautiful, you're so ugly.

Nobody sings worse than you.

No one's butt is bigger than yours, no one's mouth is stinkier.

no man would touch you.

You know your honesty is disgusting.

I'm the famous Gamble Queen now.

Get lost!

Damn, you're so arrogant.

Of course I'm proud, I'm to meet the Thai Gamble King for a big match.

Get out of my way.

I hope you lose big.

Fuck you! I'll hold you responsible if I lose.

I'll block it and give it back to you.

Hsian, don't do that, we're all friends.

Come on, shake hands, forget it.

Not that one, this one.

Miss...

It's stinky and greasy.

Miss Shao.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Please.

Miss Shao is not called Gamble Queen for nothing.

Madman? Why does every bad guy come out laughing maliciously?

To mark yourself as a bad guy?

Should I cry? Cut the crap.

You beat my man in Thailand...

killed him and took his briefcase, right?

He acted first, I killed in self defense

Okay, give me back the briefcase, you can keep the money.

You're a big drug dealer, some trick with the case.

One lives longer

if he knows less.

But I've lived a long life.

Good, both of us are gamblers, let's gamble.

If you lose, return the briefcase.

If I lose, you get 5 million more.

It's like giving me money directly.

We won't know until we gamble.

Her hair, master.

I feel a chill down my back.

Show the cards.

I have King Full.

Yeah? I have...

You have Ace Full?

No, I had Ace Full, you're cheating.

It's gambling, Miss Shao.

Give me back the case.

You think I brought it with me?

What do you want?

Come on.

Nice job.

Master, she's dead.

Fool!

What the hell are you doing?

You kicked her to death.

All my criminal records are in that case.

If Interpol gets it

I'm dead.

What else?

Master Bahong.

Why didn't you tell me she's in red?

Red clothes has always been her style.

Those trapped by magic carry resentment.

Especially those wearing red.

She'll become a fierce ghost and seek revenge.

Very fierce.

How fierce?

See for yourself.

That fierce? What can I do about it?

Fear not with me around.

Here, take this and show it when you see powerful ghosts.

How do I get my briefcase back?

I found out she has a sister

named Kao Do Do living in Hong Kong.

We can get what we want by finding her.

Here we are uncle.

What happened to you?

That damn Stallone, it's really painful.

Let me get him.

Chased by men in day, by ghosts at night,

damned big mouthed turtle,

you will stink and be vulnerable to attacks.

Don't make that curse.

You'll curse yourself if there's a strong wind.

You nuts? There's no strong winds now.

Shit.

I'm right, right?

Don't curse others or you'll become mad.

Chen's father is an old fashioned Christian.

He'll be outraged if you're rude.

I'll just shut my mouth.

Don't say anything.

Mom, dad, Hsian came to Macao to visit us.

He looks pretty reliable.

Mr. Chu, where are you working?

Casino.

No...my uncle has little education and speaks poorly.

He means the dojo, the local Christian church.

Oh, Mr. Chu's a Christian too?

Yes, I work in the church.

Pastor Chu, which church do you belong to?

Black Jack!

Mom, Hsian belongs to the church in Black Jack.

It's a Lutheran branch.

Young men nowadays are like lost sheep.

I think churches should give them guidance.

Mom, in fact Hsian would like to do social work.

Drink milk...

Why do you want to drink milk?

I can't help it, I want to drink...

Uncle says he wants to sing.

Come...

Ready.

Not bad, very interesting.

Mr. Chu is very energetic.

He'd like to go to the bathroom.

- I'm in no hurry. - You are.

He needs some help.

Pee...Pee...

Mr. Chu is very nice.

Few people would do this.

Uncle, are you trying to kill me?

- Why is your head so stinky? - No.

Why did it get so chilly in here?

Do you feel something eerie?

No.

- Are you afraid of ghosts in the daytime? - I am.

You think there's a ghost in red behind you?

You're seeing things because you feel guilty

and think there's a ghost in red.

Is that really an illusion?

Sure, you think that's a real ghost?

Female ghosts don't get bellies that big.

This is the men's room.

I'm miserable.

Knock it off.

I'm Kao Shao.

I'm finished, take your time.

Don't drag me...let me go.

Chu, old classmate, help me get revenge, please.

Don't talk nonsense, the Gamble Queen's dead.

I can't help you.

You can.

You have seven stars on your feet

and on your head.

They gather spiritual energy.

Only you can handle the wicked bastard from Thailand.

Don't come near me.

Chu, you must help me.

All the criminal evidence is in my house.

My sister knows nothing about this.

He'll kill her to keep the secret.

At most she'll be raped and beaten

and forced to be a prostitute.

Nothing, no big deal.

If you don't help me, you'll never rest well.

Stop making trouble. I'm leaving.

Her father is Christian, you can't beat him.

Jesus?

Where's your uncle?

He said he'll stay in there.

What now?

Nothing.

They can't see me, only you and 3rd uncle can.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Nothing, I'm playing.

Stop it.

Dad's watching.

Kiss...Kiss...

What are you doing?

Hsian, what are you doing?

I can't control myself...

Don't come over.

Don't come over.

Don't...don't come over.?

Stay away!

Hsian, are you crazy?

Saved!

It's lucky I still remember my kung fu.

I'll fix anybody that comes closer.

Woman killer?

Uncle, help me, I'm trapped by a ghost.

You said it was an illusion.

Am I tough?

What do you want from us?

Simple, go save my sister and avenge me.

Okay, but you have to help us win some bets.

Okay, when you need me

just say dear grandma 3 times.

It's all right...

Really?

Look...

Dear grandma...

- You should signal before you come. - What is it?

We need your help.

You have to help us win some money.

Okay.

Can you see through cards?

No.

Can you change the cards?

Not that either.

Then what can you do?

Let me introduce a friend to you.

Change...

- God of Gamblers! - God.

God? I'm even better than the God of Gamblers.

Bad Luck...God.

Stop it...

If you want to win, he's the one to help you.

Are you sure the God of Bad Luck can help?

That's right.

Don't worry.

My job is to give people as much bad luck as possible.

If he has some bad luck, I'll make it worse.

If he has very bad luck, I'll make it the worst.

If he bets one thing, you bet the other.

Then you will win, right?

Bet the opposite of him.

Go.

Number 9 wins.

I got you at last, bastard.

What's that, boss?

Give back the money.

It's only 1,000.

1,000? I won't accept less than 10,000.

Boss, don't ask too much. We only have 1,000.

Nine wins.

Nine, nine wins.

I'll take this bet.

It's more than 10,000.

What?

Okay...

Money's not important.

Bet this one.

- Bet there. - Bet.

Nine.

Nine wins.

Here's the money.

The previous one.

- The other. - Other?

Fatty, you really want to bet?

Nine again.

Nine again.

Nine wins.

Boss, follow him, he's in good luck.

This one.

The other.

No, this one.

The other.

I like this one.

No, the other is better.

This one.

I like that one.

I said this one.

The other one.

This one.

No, that one.

The middle one.

I quit.

Hands off, bets are placed.

Bank has seven.

Six, one more.

Draw one...

Smoke, boss?

Smoke your head!

A three, I win!

Nine wins.

Somebody's losing his last dollar and cigarette.

I don't believe I can't beat you.

Hsian, bet on what?

Bet on...

the other table!

Place the bet to follow him.

Sorry boss.

Bet big...

I didn't mean it.

Hands off.

3, 4, 5, 12 win

I wasn't ready. Why so fast?

We win again.

Damned Fatty.

Small YG underwear.

My pants!

Are you an exhibitionist?

Goodbye.

That's not a pleasant sight. Please leave.

He's in big trouble.

Get the money...

Feels great.

- Let's bet it all. - Why?

Bad Luck God's there, we'll bet opposite. Bet it all.

- Two? - Two identical ghosts?

He's my twin brother, Negative God.

Who are you?

Positive God.

There's Positive and Negative?

Open.

3, 3, 3...dealer wins.

Real Bad Luck.

- It's your fault. - No it's not.

- Of course it is. - You always make me the scapegoat.

Where are you going?

- Back to Hong Kong. - I'm going too.

How are you going?

Open this umbrella, stamp on my birthday.

Call dear grandma 3 times, that's it.

Remember to say the whole thing and throw yellow paper along the way.

Dear grandma, here we are back in Hong Kong.

Watch your step.

We'll run out before we get home.

Why are you so loyal?

It's daytime, every ghost is home sleeping.

We must do what we're entrusted to.

Nonsense, you should take the chance to go.

You really want to take revenge for her?

You can't persuade them with fists or talk or weapons, so let's go.

This is bad.

Bad? Help her get revenge yourself.

I'll go to the track for revenge, goodbye.

3rd Uncle...

Miss Shao, I can't help you get revenge.

I'll go talk to your sister and tell her to be careful.

Don't call me even if you need me. Bye

Miss, is there a Miss Kao here?

Miss Kao is practicing calligraphy in there, see for yourself.

She's the most powerful one.

Most powerful?

Are you Miss Kao?

I'm here to tell you something.

What's that?

It's a very complicated story.

Hard to understand, so special, so dangerous, so exciting...

I'm very stupid, don't tell me.

No, it's about Miss Kao Hsiao.

My sister's not in Hong Kong.

She is, she's back home.

She wants me to tell you you're in danger.

The Gamble King from Thailand is coming for you.

If I'm in danger, my sister would rescue me.

She's dead.

If she's dead, how can she tell you to warn me?

Her ghost told me.

I've seen many perverted men, you're the worst.

Does that mean you don't believe me?

OK, I came here for your own good. Bye

It's too late.

Miss Kao, please come with us.

1, 2...

Why do you only count to two?

Those two flattened me

a little bit, I'm braver.

You go first, I'll stall them.

I block.

Why is it so dark?

I will write "forgive".

Are you okay?

It's nothing

What are you doing?

You hit the bull's eye.

I give up, she's tough.

You're something.

Miss Kao, they came here to kill you, you should believe me now.

My sister has lots of enemies. I'm used to it.

Your sister's already dead.

Then tell my sister's ghost to tell me.

Your sister's not free now. Can I do it for her?

I take off my glasses faster than you.

Where's that umbrella?

It doesn't make sense.

Lady...lady!

Lady, this is my umbrella. Please give it back.

What are you doing? This umbrella's mine.

No, it's mine.

The umbrella is mine.

It looks like mine.

Hey man.

Shut up or I'll fix you.

Fix me?

This is...

Chinese kung fu.

Chinese kung fu?

That is Chinese kung fu, huh?

Go and hit him.

You kidding? How can I beat him?

You can.

I know myself better.

2nd Uncle.

Go hit him. You can't let us lose face.

You mean it?

You want to die?

This is great.

Hook the leg.

It's cool.

Get out of my way.

This is real kung fu.

Yours is not.

Are you okay?

Uncle, the umbrella is nothing.

Nothing? Really?

It suits me well.

Let's go.

Uncle, let me hold it for you.

Why do you want this umbrella so badly?

Not badly.

I'm going to the restroom, burn incense.

Pray, pray...

Dear grandma...

Dear grandma...

No response?

You son of a bitch, you deserted me.

It's not me, it's third uncle.

I told your sister, but she didn't believe me.

With your shabby look, even I don't believe you.

Yeah? Then I'm not helping anymore. You go.

You wish I would.

I'm hungry now,

go get me a midnight snack.

After eating I'll go find Do Do with you.

Okay

The moon is like a lemon.

Hanging lightly in the sky.

We are rocking.

Walking in the..

Don't argue.

Walking in the moonlight...

Your singing is killing me.

How can you see me?

I can see every part of you.

Stinky Taoist.

I don't think you've ever been harmed by a ghost.

You dare?

2nd uncle, you're insidious.

You catch my friend when I'm away.

I give you face calling you uncle, I should call you dead pig.

Release her if you're smart

or I'll make you pay for it.

Why are you so cautious?

Show me you have courage.

That's good!

We'll tell that to 2nd uncle.

Do you think he'll listen to us?

I've had enough of his tyranny.

He won't let us peep, can't cheat money,

can't sell fake medicine, hit that old man in the street.

Those are nothing, the worst is that we can't see adult films.

Restriction is encouragement for adults

and he prohibits us, a complete lack of humanity.

So we have to defy. We want to see adult films!

Let's just demand he release the ghost.

- Not the right to see adult films? - No.

Then go by yourself.

You talk about loyalty, what about now?

Loyalty is to talk about, not do.

Love is what it's made of.

- I'll say it. - No need.

Different fates for man and ghost.

You brought back a ghost and you want to free her.

She's my classmate, she died a tragic death.

Every ghost says it died a tragic death.

Maybe she's taking you as a substitute, idiot.

Right, uncle is right.

Uncle...

Shut up, I'll lock her up for 49 days and free her when she's normal.

49 days? Her sister will be dead by then.

There are many businesses, mind yours.

I'll lock her up longer if you keep talking.

Right, I'm going to meditate.

Behave yourselves.

Uncle, don't worry, do your meditation.

I'll watch this idiot.

It's a waste for you.

- Right, I'm brave. - Who said that?

If this was war, you'd be a traitor.

Shit!

This is the perfect tactic.

You can't persuade uncle directly, he'll just do the opposite of what you want.

Wait until he meditates. I'll go with you to rescue the ghost.

He's guarding the jar, how can we rescue her?

Use your head.

Yes, I'll use my head.

Your head?

Have you seen Headless Mushrooms with Prince?

The flying head technique inside is a kind of Maoshan magic.

My mother taught me this secretly.

2nd uncle doesn't even know how to do this.

I can fly my head in,

bite off the spell

and the ghost can escape.

- Your head will really fly? - Yes.

After we rescue her, it's important

she helps us win big money.

- Then you'll fly. - I'll prepare.

Hurry and open the door, it hurts my head.

How could I know you'd fly so fast?

Open the door!

Go on now.

Don't bother me.

What's going on?

2nd uncle...

Ah Hsian, open the door.

Fortunately, I'm back.

I was scared to death by 2nd uncle.

3rd uncle, it looks like something's a little off.

No...

Why did I fart out the front?

So smelly.

Take two steps forward.

How could this happen?

Take two steps this way.

3rd uncle, I think you're backwards.

Nothing to see.

How will you pee?

Look at my peeing, is it straight?

Pretty straight.

But I don't think the bonsai on the window sill need watering.

It doesn't matter if I don't pee properly,

but I can't find the opening when I'm with my girlfriend.

She likes playing pool.

Playing pool?

How can you fight with this kind of virtue?

What do we do?

Swallow your pride and find 2nd uncle.

Only he can save you.

Right...

Zip up quickly.

It's stuck!

It hurts so much.

Ah Hsian, help me.

Come out, don't hide out there.

Uncle.

Look at you.

I've put a bad luck charm on the jar,

if you dare to release the ghost

you'll have bad luck for years.

If you don't believe it, try it.

Of course we don't dare, right?

Yeah

Will you help me reset my head?

Uncle, do him this favor.

- It's good to walk backward. - No, it's hard to do anything.

Hey, you turned back.

Thank you, uncle.

You behave yourselves.

He put on the charm.

- Go ahead, remove it if you don't care. - Damn fatty!

Miss Kao, we can't help you.

You don't have to release me.

Go see my sister and here's a secret...

There's a mole on her chest, a mark on her hip,

more hair on left foot than right

and a pimple on her belly button.

In 49 days you have to win money for us.

No problem. You must go now.

It's you again.

I have something to tell you.

My sister's ghost told you to come, right?

Calm down and listen to me.

I have some background on you.

You have a mole under your left breast,

there's a mark on your hip,

more hair on left foot than right

and a pimple on your belly button, right?

Am I right?

You peep when I shower, creep.

Hey, hey...

You can't pretend you don't hear.

Open the door and listen.

What's so funny?

Sorry, it's not funny.

What now?

Hsian, I'm not proficient in Maoshan magic

but there is one I've mastered.

Which one?

Dream use.

Hsian, come here.

Lie down.

- Are you sure? - Of course, no problem.

It's my soul.

I won't do anything bad.

Lie down.

What the hell? How many times have you done it?

Two times and this time.

I'll do it later.

Freeze.

Gods on duty, please show up.

Release the soul of Chu Hsian

to move into Kao Do Do's dream.

Do as ordered.

Why did you come back?

I want to go back later, maybe she'll be naked.

What if she puts on more clothes?

Go back.

Mon-yu, you come back at last.

Since when am I called Mon-yu?

Don't say anything.

I'm not Mon-yu.

I've been waiting for you. Don't tease me.

Do I look like Mon-yu?

Mon-yu...

Go back.

Mon-yu.

You're so cruel, how could you desert me?

You're so heartless...I hate you!

No, I've come to tell you

that your sister's briefcase is in the living room.

It has $500,000 and criminal evidence.

Why come back? Weren't you kissing?

No, I'm dying. Take me to a doctor.

You need a plastic surgeon now.

Is it true?

It's you.

Why are you here?

I had enough in your dream.

How can you say that?

You've done me wrong.

Tell me,

how did you know where my sister's briefcase was?

Come in please.

I told you your sister's dead.

Her soul is locked in my uncle's jar.

You think I'll believe you?

Now tell me, where is my sister?

And how did you got in my dream?

It's true.

In Macao your sister was killed by Gamble King from Thailand.

He will never let you go.

He could show up at your door any moment.

Tell me the truth.

Watch out!

I'm afraid, you have to protect me.

Who are you?

Our boss would like to meet you.

Where's my sister?

You'll know if you come with us.

What are you doing here? Fatty's down there.

We have the same fate.

Brother...

don't be so cruel.

What are you going to do about it?

I mean it's all right to hurt me

but don't hurt her, okay...for me?

Go to hell.

Take it off.

Fatty, you meddle here.

Go!

Sister...

Sister, where are you?

Say something.

Say what?

Don't move or I'll shoot your little bird.

Don't move...

or I'll shoot...

your little bird.

Why did you hit me?

Is it a real gun?

Go and get it.

Give it here!

Shoot?

What are you doing in my house?

We're from the same school.

I'm not your schoolmate.

Old man, dare to fight? I'll make you jump off the building.

I won't jump now, but someone will soon.

Uncle.

Sister...

Your sister's calling, come out.

I won't. I come out and you'll trap me.

Please master, don't trap my sister.

I really want to see her.

Uncle, she's not hurting anybody.

Shut up, look at yourself in the mirror.

Who is this?

You took off the charm, so your face turns black.

You'll have bad luck for three years.

I don't believe I'm that unlucky.

Will he get up and strangle me?

It's real.

You really want to see your sister?

Sister.

Ghost, will you go now?

Master Chu, I was murdered by Thai Gamble King.

The criminal evidence is with my sister.

If we don't stop him, he'll harm more people.

Yeah, we're on the side of justice.

You're the Gamble Queen?

Yes I am.

You're too young to avoid his trap.

That gambler's got killers

and a wicked wizard with him.

The jade he used has magic power.

If we don't terminate that wizard,

even if you give the evidence to police

the man will still escape

You're right.

Uncle, nobody but you has the power and the insight.

You must do it yourself.

Not necessarily.

Modesty's a virtue, but not in fashion now.

Don't be modest.

Everyone in Hong Kong knows 2nd uncle hates flattery.

And you still...

Little bastard.

Honorable master, please help fight the evil.

All right.

But your sister is too arrogant, it's impossible to reincarnate.

I can help her beat the Gamble King.

What happened to you?

It's been hours, I'm dehydrated.

Uncle said you must stay here 6 hours.

Uncle, can all this sunshine release Hsian from the charm?

Of course not, I've made another charm

and put in his breakfast. He'll be alright.

What? Then why ask her to accompany him?

Stupid...

We have few family members.

Only Hsian can do something, but he's so stupid.

I checked his fate, he gets married at 80.

If he misses this chance, he'll be single all his life.

So you...

She looks quite lucky and can help her husband.

If I don't help him, he has no hope.

I'm determined to drink wedding wine.

Me too.

Shut up and drink.

I heard you never go out with girls, why?

Can I not answer?

Tell me.

First one thinks I'm small, second one big, third I'm too fast.

What are you talking about?

The first one said I'm timid.

Second one, I eat too much.

Third said I move too fast.

Nothing wrong with moving fast.

That's what I think.

Who's faster than me?

She moves faster than me.

What's the matter with him?

There's no choice, help him.

Me?

Look.

Why do they have red strings on their ankle?

Moonman's responsible for marriage.

A tied red string means a close relationship.

If the string breaks, the marriage breaks.

Why is Hsian's string so short?

Because he's still single.

Go tie their strings together, that's it.

If anybody else comes, you cut it.

Sorry.

You're fresh.

I'm bad luck,

but it's normal for men to chase women.

It is normal.

In this case, just pretend I farted.

Don't take it to heart, I'll change.

You have to be able to change.

I will.

Well, if you can avenge my sister and get rid of bad habits, I'll forgive you.

Really?

One kiss before I quit.

You want to die?

Even God is helping him. My job is so hard.

No way. I must calm myself first.

Honey.

Honey, I love you.

Nut.

What went wrong?

2nd uncle.

I can't sit idle anymore.

I've won several rounds.

Bet...

Place the bet.

Hands off.

Seven.

Kan tou...

What is Kan tou?

It's 2 and 3. Only 2 and 3 are Kan tou.

They got seven, we need 8 or 9.

You don't understand, it's the jargon.

Kan tou...

Shit...

I don't know how to spend my money?

I win.

Eight wins.

I'm mad!

Just follow Gamble Expert, he's sure to win.

Fatty, you've got good luck.

You can't beat it when good luck comes.

That's 40 in a row.

But I think the next bet will be different.

What do you think?

- Betting leisurely is good. - I'll bet.

Betting one for one is no fun.

This is one for eight.

Then we bet this.

Okay.

Six.

Fatty, three sides.

This is weird.

Boss, try the other side.

Is the card stuck?

How rude!

You...

I saw, it's a six.

It was a six.

So much money, it's fun.

Bet again.

Six again.

Fatty, it's 3 sides again.

More...more...say more.

Blow, blow away the middle two points.

- Can cards be blown? - Yes...

Blow...blow...

So what, I'm still the winner.

You can't reach it, show it.

Six again.

Miss, your money.

So much money, let's quit here.

One more time we can buy a street.

Deal again.

Mr. Naichi.

Something strange about that fatty.

I had eight and he blew off two points.

You mean...

I have to win this bet.

What's up?

She's the wizard's pupil, very powerful.

What now?

You only got one point, what can you do?

I think that one is male.

You got the same total.

Seven stars!

Are you all right?

Show.

Two points.

You've lost.

You have two points, I'm the winner.

Bullshit.

What happened?

Seven stars beats six stars.

Okay fatty, I'll pay. Who are you?

Ha, I'm the invincible winner of the world.

The Gamble Expert that wins every penny from others.

I'm not out of money yet.

You will be soon.

You intend to fight for Miss Kao?

You're worthy of being called Gamble King.

You are very...

Stupid, trapped by such a simple trick.

Fatty, you're really something.

I win millions.

If you have guts, bring 10 million Saturday

to my villa in Macao for a real game.

According to Winner's Secret, what's the most powerful trick?

What?

When you win,

take the money and run.

There are 365 days in a year.

I'll meet him every day of the year.

My tears will fall if I can't

see you every day.

Are you mourning? Stop, it's terrible.

You have no musical appreciation.

No, but we understand noise.

You're not bothered by such noise?

You have my admiration.

It's too big a compliment.

You're welcome.

Are you two making fun of me?

No sister.

We're discussing international languages.

- Sister, what's happening? - You're fading.

Nothing, I need incense sticks and candles, everything's fine.

Fatty, behave yourself.

I know.

Your sister's singing is terrible.

What is it?

What?

What are you doing?

I can't control myself...

Your sister wants me to hold and kiss you.

Sister, stop it.

Sister, stop it.

I like her, but I'm a very polite gentleman. I can't do this before marriage.

What? It's okay, you don't mind?

It's popular now? She said it's popular now.

No, don't do that.

Don't force me to hold Do Do.

What? It's fate, don't go against fate or you'll be damned by God?

Don't resist or you'll be damned by God.

Respect the dead and sacrifice.

Damned fatty, you assault my sis in my name, you little bastard.

Your hand becomes mine, mine becomes yours...Change!

Don't pull my ear, it hurts.

Don't pull my ear...

I can't breathe. Who do you think I am?

I'm not Pinocchio.

Why'd you pull your nose?

I don't know.

My hand, what's happening?

My hand's controlled by a ghost.

Wait, let me fix my hand.

I'll beat you to death, don't move.

Don't move.

Well, not moving now, move...

Help...mama, help me.

Where'd that come from?

No...no.

Damn fatty, you got the punishment you deserved.

Sister.

Sister, don't believe that perverted man.

I was wrong...

You'll kill me.

You'll sleep in the street tonight. I'll crush you if you sneak in.

No, Kao, listen to me,

I didn't mean it, listen to me.

Why am I shivering so much?

Gonna fly now...

Chu, am I the only one you love?

Sister, Hsian...

Don't say anything, he sleeps outside.

No, he got in a car with a woman.

She's a witch.

Uncle.

Why do you want Hsian's clothes?

With his clothes, nails and hair, I can find him.

What's going on?

Take it easy.

What now?

Bring him down.

I think this witch, in a previous life was a leopard.

What does she want?

What do you think?

Cover!

Damned priest.

Down!

Rise!

Down!

Rise!

Down!

Turn!

Return!

Damn witch, you want him down, you got it.

Down!

What happened?

Where am I? I feel dizzy.

What's this? Why does it look so weird?

Ugly.

Where are you going?

We're going to get Hsian back. Stay here.

Sure, I'll stay here.

Let's go.

Bye.

I'm not going home today...

a hesitating person...

hesitating mind...

My passion is like a fire...

it burns the whole desert

- when the sun sees me - It's so awful.

None of your business.

So you're the Thai magician.

I'll never sing again, singing will get you caught.

This house is like a wonderland.

Hsian...

What's the matter?

Pull it off.

A coffin nail, must be left by the wizard.

One more hole.

It used to be 7 stars, now it's 8.

7 stars can command thousands of soldiers, 8 stars buries your family.

What now?

Let's go back first.

Shit, the evil's here.

It's foggy.

Sister...

We fell into a trap.

Don't waste your time, I've got that ghost.

You have 3 days to return the evidence and money

or else the ghost will be in misery forever.

I don't care about that, I've given the evidence to the police.

Your boss is in misery, too.

What do you want?

We'll gamble with your boss in 3 days.

If we lose, we'll give you everything.

If you lose, release the ghost.

Okay, deal.

Deal.

What's the most important thing in gambling?

- Money? - Wrong!

It's momentum.

Without momentum, you'll lose every penny.

With momentum, you can still win without money.

But, he has stronger momentum than you.

How can we talk about momentum?

You're right.

Also, his gambling aura is very intimidating.

I'm all in...

I quit, I can't play even with 4 aces.

It's his momentum that makes you afraid.

So overwhelm him with your momentum.

He's good at reading your expression,

so you must show no emotion to fool him.

How do I do that?

What's this?

A special cream that makes you expressionless.

You won't laugh even if you find gold.

Don't use too much... it's expired, it could be bad.

Are you coming with me?

Do goes with you. 3rd uncle's going to save Kao's ghost.

What about you?

I've got other business.

Sir, they're here.

How are you?

Wow, his mouth is stinky!

Lots of stinky tofu and garlic, it's sure to stink.

These are the most famous gamblers, the most senior...

Gambling Tyrant, Gambling Lord, Gambling Maniac and Gambling Saint.

They will bear witness for us tonight.

You lose, give back the documents.

I lose, I release Kao Hsiao.

Let's play.

Initial bet is 10 million.

You can raise any time.

I don't need yours, I brought my own.

You brought your own?

I'll start, 100 thousand.

100 thousand? I say 10 million.

10 million on the first bet?

My choice, follow me.

No.

100 thousand.

I say 10 million again.

You...

My choice, you can call the police.

Boss, that will suppress your momentum.

What can I do?

Press back.

Okay...I see your 10 million.

Let's go, pair of queens.

I have kings.

Go on.

Is it a winning hand?

It isn't, collect your money.

I'm tired of collecting money, we can buy a another street.

Why is it so creepy?

You can come in, but you can never leave.

You think you can scare me away?

What is this?

Two Dharma Protectors.

Can black magic help with breast augmentation?

How dare you.

All right, one more time.

It's been so long and he's not back.

Let me check.

Come back soon, I can't handle him.

Tell master to use magic.

Damned Taoist, you know the taller altar wins.

How can you fight me now?

I'm not done yet.

This is called Maoshan Modernization.

Now who's taller?

Uncle, what happened to you?

Nothing.

What are you spitting?

Milk.

3rd Uncle.

Come here.

Uncle, what's wrong with you?

Uncle, help me fight her.

Uncle.

How did you resist?

I'm seriously near-sighted.

Those big boobs knocked out my contact lenses.

I can't get any message.

Let's find my sister.

It's hard, you can't read his expression.

His eyes, ears and nose squeeze together.

Yeah.

You can't tell what he's feeling. He's an expert.

This is a top guy.

Nine.

10 million.

Okay, I'll see and add 10 million more.

Show.

Mister, my cards will surely win.

We're friends, I don't want to win so much.

Take it back.

Don't be so nice, I want to bet.

No, don't waste your money, save some.

20 million can provide a good living.

Don't bet, for your own good.

Don't bet? Surely I'll win.

Why do you follow me? What is this for?

Do you know I'll scare you with my cards.

Don't follow anyway, please persuade him.

Talk him out of this trap, okay?

Show them.

You're stubborn, don't follow.

- What's going on? So powerful? - Yeah, so powerful.

No way...the card's on fire?

This is a battle of masters.

I have 4 Kings, you only have 3 aces.

You lose.

You lose.

But I do have the card. See?

You only have one corner, does it count?

That's not a card?

There can't be an ace and a queen on the same card.

Right!

- You lose - Nonsense!

How can you rule against me in my house.

How can you do this?

I now declare I'm the winner. Give me the file.

Take it.

So simple?

Sure, I made hundreds of copies

and mailed them to CIA, FBI and YMCA.

What? Hey, get that fatty for me.

Sister!

Fear not, I'm with you.

What's this?

Don't move!

You think you're the best, watch my ass.

Don't hit me...please...

Okay, I won't hit you.

Thanks...

But we want to hit you.

How could you hit your seniors?

Sister.

You've completed your mission. You can go back.

I'll have Do establish an altar for you

so you'll never be a homeless ghost.

Sister...

Fatty, treat my sister well.

I'll castrate you if you mistreat her.

- 3rd Uncle. - Not my business.

- Thanks. - Is that all?

2nd Uncle, thank you for avenging me, thanks.

I didn't say 'The End' yet. What are you doing?

Sister, please send more cosmetics to me.

You, remember, send me a Mercedes, Lacoste shirts

and toast with cheese for breakfast.

I'm not finished speaking yet.

I know you'll miss me.