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Hi, Gooners!

Today's lab is called D -Friendzone.

Have you ever been in love with a girl for years and then she friendzoned you?

This is a how -to guide on how to get the hell out of there.

Inspired by this comment, I would love a whole series devoted to models fucking

their best guy friend after many years.

And I would love to thank all the fans that submit their sexy ideas.

I had a lot of fun filming this, and I hope you come your brains out watching.

Come in.

Hi, Betsy. Yo, what's up, Betsy? How you doing, kid?

Yeah, now my Betsy's here.

Come lay down with me.

Come get in the bed.

Okay.

What's up?

Hanging out.

Rock,

paper, scissors.

Oh, wait.

Yeah.

You can scissor that paper all day.

One, two, three.

Terrible.

One more.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Fuck.

Holy fuck.

Oh, God. I love you, baby.

I love you too.

Oh, gosh.

You're so warm.

So are you.

Oh, God.

Oh, David.

What's up? You're so silly. I know. I try to be.

Gosh. I got these new outfits.

Should I wear this one or this one?

Like a dress and a skirt and a top.

I don't know.

Well, climb on for me.

I'm not sure about you.

So yeah, we can see how they fit. Okay.

Don't look.

Why? Close your eyes. Cover your eyes. Fine, I'll cover. No peeking.

Hurry up, guys.

I want to see.

I'll try this.

I said no peeking. I peeked only a little bit. I'm sorry.

Is it on?

Yes, it's on.

I just have to tie this.

Oh, very comfortable.

Oh. Do you like it? I know.

Should I try it on?

Absolutely. Yeah.

Yeah.

Try it on.

Okay.

Oh, man. This is so tight.

Am I supposed to be covered by this? No. Yes.

I told you no peeking.

Oh, God. You should know already.

Nothing new.

I'm not peeking. I'm just getting comfortable.

Okay, you better be covering your eyes.

Oh, yeah.

at least covered up so you can look now.

Yes, I'm looking.

But I'm just buttoning.

I didn't zip this up, but you can kind of see how it looks.

I like the color.

Thank you.

Can you spend for me?

Yes. Love it. Yes.

Is it good?

Very good. I love it. Awesome.

Yes. Can you do one more spin?

That's it.

That's a nice fabric. That looks great on you.

So which one do you like?

I can't tell.

They both look great on you.

Come here.

Hi.

I can't tell which one's better.

Oh, they were on me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's all right. You'll be fine.

Okay.

It's all right. Thanks, Bessie.

I know. I know. It's all right. It'll be fine.

Keep going. Keep going. And I'm down. Oh, my gosh. I'm coming. I'm reviving

I'm reviving you.

Uh -uh. Just keep going. Just keep sending. No, I need you on my team.

It's the last three people. Oh, my gosh.

You're the last two. Keep going. I gotta build.

What? I'm building around myself, so don't kill me. I don't like how you play

like that. I'm sorry, but I need to rejuice up.

They're gonna kill me.

Last one, last one, last one.

Hey. What?

Nothing, you just won.

Yeah, I know.

What? Nothing, you have a nice smile.

Oh, thanks.

Bestie.

So, I was thinking.

Yeah, about what?

Well, prom's coming up. Uh -huh. And I really need help practicing French

kissing. Do you think you could do that with me, bestie?

Yeah, that's what besties are for.

You don't, wait, what?

You don't think it's weird?

No, not at all. Like to practice friend kissing?

No. Just because we're best friends?

No, that's what I'm hearing.

When did you get that outfit?

Oh, I just had it in my, I don't know, it's comfortable.

You like it? Yes.

So, how do we do this?

Um, I don't know, I guess we just... Start?

Hold on, let's redo this.

Okay. I guess we just go for it.

Is it good?

Good, but it can be better. I think it needs more tongue and hands

on butt, maybe.

Okay.

How's that?

Okay, anything else I should do?

Like this?

Mm -hmm.

How's mine?

Good! You're doing great.

We have both been prepared for prom. Yes, we are.

Okay.

Now, I've got to ask her a problem, David.

Uh, yeah.

It's not a big deal. She's going to say yes or no.

What's the matter? What's the worst that could happen?

She says no, and then you're going to be down on yourself, and you're going, no.

She's going to say, okay, you're a bestie, but that's not a problem. The

is, why am I scared?

Have some balls. Okay. She's going to say yes.

No. Grow some hair on me. Grow a hair on your chest, David.

No.

Just one hair on me. Just one hair.

Hey. Hi. How are you?

Oh my gosh, you'll never believe it. Dad asked me to prom.

Oh my gosh.

Dad, the quarterback of our football team. Yes, and I'm not even a

and he asked me.

Yes, he is. And yes, you are.

I'm happy for you. Oh, thanks.

You're so sweet, David.

I know. I love you.

You're like my big brother.

Oh, uh, for prom.

Yeah, prom.

Are you going?

Yeah, I'll be going to prom. Yeah? Okay.

Yay, I'll see you there. Oh my gosh, we have to get ready together before we go

on with our date.

I'm okay with that.

Okay. Yeah, you go get ready.

Okay.

Oh, hello, darkness, my old friend.

I come.

To meet with you again.

Like, I have to go to prom with my boys or whatever. Like, I don't know what

that means. Like, why? They're freaking dudes.

Like... Come here.

It's okay.

He's a prick, okay?

Fake flowers?

Oh, my gosh.

Aren't these for your date?

Oh.

No, don't worry about her. I told her I have jaundice or gout. One of the two.

But, yeah, don't worry about her. It's okay. I mean, that...

I hate him. He's such a freaking loser.

Yeah, he has air in his head. I mean, he paid me for doing his homework.

Really? Yep, which is what paid for the limo outside.

So, you want to go?

I guess,

yeah. You're the hottest, coolest person there, alright? In our school. No, to

me. Let's go.

Give me a twirl. Of course. You're the bestest friend ever.

Come on, let's rock.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

That was hilarious.

Oh, that was a lot of fun. I'm so happy that we went to Crabwell. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so happy tonight was the best night ever!

Right? Oh, gosh.

Thank you so much. You were my bestest friend ever. I can't believe how fun

tonight was.

So glad that airhead fucking failed.

Oh, I feel bad, but not really.

Yeah, I'm really so lucky that side canceled because you made it the best

ever. It was really fun.

We got that whole limo to us. Yes!

Thanks to him and his dumb, dumb brain.

Oh, and the boys.

The boys.

The boys.

I hate the boys. I hate them. I hate him.

It's okay. Well, besides that, oh, you have fun dancing?

Mm -hmm. I have no rhythm.

I think I do.

Oh, whatever.

It was still so much fun.

You kept stepping on my toes. You ruined my shoes.

Who cares?

It's okay.

Yeah, I had so much fun, but... But what?

Nothing, nothing, nothing. It doesn't matter.

What I meant.

Well, like...

bailed on me but tonight i really wanted you know prom night to be the night

that i lost my virginity just thought i don't know i just thought that maybe

tonight would be the night well funny you mentioned that because i had the

kind of thought as well with my date and well actually a

requirement but anyways uh

I feel a little bit bad about that, too.

Well, now I feel bad because you went with me, so maybe...

I don't know.

I feel like it's my fault or something that you missed out on that.

Well, you're way more important to me, and... Well...

David, you've always been so good to me. I truly love you.

What? I've been in love with you.

Well, maybe we can... No, no, no. That's stupid, stupid.

Nothing. Don't listen to me.

What?

About what?

Well, maybe we can lose our virginity to each other.

I mean, we've been best friends forever, so... What would change?

Good thing we practice with pillows.

And each other.

Wait, wait, wait.

What if something does change? I don't know. I'm feeling a little worried.

Well, I don't think anything's going to change. The feelings are still there.

And we can continue to make out. And if you feel differently, we can stop.

Okay.

Feeling better or worse?

I don't know.

I'm a little reluctant, but I'm just... I want to, but I'm nervous.

It's okay to be nervous. So am I. If you didn't feel anything, you're content.

That's a problem.

Okay. I guess that's okay.

What's the matter?

I don't know. I'm just shy.

Well, you're gorgeous. You're hot.

I'm not sure. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Am I doing okay?

What's the matter? I'm nervous.

Okay.

You don't have any of your clothes off.

This one.

I don't know what I'm doing. I don't even know how to take these off.

Oh my gosh.

You got it.

Perfect.

Am I doing this right? I think

I've never done anything like this before.

Neither have my eyes.

It feels good.

Is that too rough, too hard, too flicky? It feels good.

Good? Yeah.

Is that okay?

I've never done that I've never done any of it And I like it

I'll take these off. You don't have your pants off yet. No, I don't.

This is a... A lot.

What am I doing? You do it.

I swear.

I've never seen a penis before.

But that's baloney.

Now you're making me feel weird. Oh, no.

I'll just... I won't touch it. You do it.

Like that?

What do you do with it?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Does that feel good?

Yes, it does.

oh yeah just like that yeah

oh wow oh i saw in a video one

time they did it like this just one time

yeah but it was on a toy

Just a moment.

I'm sorry. Was that too much? That was just funny. I kind of liked it.

Whoa.

Yes.

I'm sorry. Was that too much?

No, stop.

Oh, my gosh. Yes?

That's really hot I do not

I can do this. Oh my gosh, I'm kidding.

Keep going. Do what you want.

Am I making too much of a mess? Is it good?

I'm just copying the video I watched.

Do you think that's a mess?

I'm feeling this good. Yes.

Freedom power.

You're going good.

I thought I was being...

I was going to ask the same thing, but keep going.

Are you okay? Are you okay? Mm -hmm. Am I choking you?

I mean, yeah, but I like it.

It feels good.

Oh.

Wow. Yes.

Yeah.

Wow. Yes.

Is that good?

You can squeeze harder, yeah.

Yes. Like that?

Oh, that's awesome. Yes.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Something's happening. Hold on. Stay there. All of it. All of it. Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Fun, right?

Being best friends with you is so fun.

You like when I squeeze it?

Yeah.

Keep

going.

Look at me when you do that.

This

is

kind of fun.

I didn't know I could produce this much saliva.

I guess I'm warming up.

Oh my gosh, yes. Keep doing that.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Oh my gosh, David.

What a great, great best friend I am.

Be careful. It's my first time. I'm here. I've always, always,

whoa.

Finally. Oh my gosh.

Are you okay?

Whoa. Yeah.

I'm just a little slower. Okay.

Oh, whoa.

Oh my gosh, kid.

Damn.

Too deep?

Just slower.

Yeah, I'm okay.

It's my first time doing this though. Let me hold you, okay? Okay.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe we're doing this.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'll stay still and you go at home.

Okay.

Oh

my

gosh, yes.

Am I doing okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Feed him however you want.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Just a little bit.

Maybe you try a little faster.

Oh, too fast, too fast.

Just a little faster.

Like this?

Yeah, that's okay.

Wait, right there.

That's so deep.

Oh my gosh.

I like when you rub it on my pussy like that.

Wow,

you're right.

It feels so good.

Oh my gosh.

Come right there.

It's okay.

No, you're fine.

I'm good.

Keep going.

Back. Oh, God.

Just a little bit like that.

best friend forever.

too deep. Maybe I could get on top so it's a little more control.

Hey.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Whoa.

Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Oh yes.

Jeez.

Oh my gosh, yeah, Coop does not.

Uh -huh.

here with you.

I'll go slow.

Okay.

Oh my

gosh. I can't believe we're doing this.

I know, right?

What the fuck?

What's up?

I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe my best friend just made me cum.

Oh, yeah.

That's cool.

I can't believe I need to cum.

Hold on.

I have a question.

Yeah?

Can I cum?

Can I cum?

Yeah. Yeah, you can cum.

Can I cum on my face?

Yeah. You want to cum on my face? Yeah. Well, you can on mine.

Well, yeah, it's only fair.

It's only fair.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Okay. All right.

This is my hair.

That's it.

in your best friend's mouth, David.

Uh -huh.

Whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes. Whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so coming.

Damn.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

I'm so lucky to have a friend just as good as you, David.

Oh, my gosh.

Let's save the final.

Lay down next to you.

That was so good, David. I'm so lucky to have such a good friend like you.

I know.

Thanks, bud.