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I'm a maid.

Please, I made it just for you.

You are my best friend.

This really hits the spot.

Doesn't it though?

You make me the lemonade scratchy.

Ha ha ha ha.

Thank you, itchy.

Wasn't that funny, boys and girls?

Well, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Well, wasn't it?

But the third bowl of porridge was just right.

Whis...

Pshh.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

The mouse is named itchy.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The mouse is named itchy.

Ha ha ha ha.

His name's Gretchy.

Ha ha ha.

They hate each other.

And they're not shy about expressing it.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha.

El my lee he is.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! stationary...

W Secch

W rhetoric

Dud, do do!

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It's funny because it's true.

Well-absorbed.

Bye-bye, bye.

And the inside too, sir.

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Aaah.

Ahhhh portion of that wine.

It's a fuzzy start.

Hmm.

Ah!

Oh, what?

What?

Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Coming for Christmas, the itchy and scratchy movie!

If you want suspense...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Romance!

Ah!

You'll find the itchy and scratchy movie!

Coming soon to a theater near you.

53% new footage.

That happy cat!

There's their first cartoon together.

Steamboat itchy.

There's their first cartoon together.

Steamboat itchy.

There's a

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

Ah!

Aaah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my!

I can't...

I can't...

Oh wait a minute...

Oh wait...

Oh wait...

Get out!

I got you all right too!

Which one's the mouse?

It's a...

It's a jerk.

Yeah.

Hey!

Mom!

Aw!

Mmm.

Whoa!

Ha!

Aw!

Yeah!

Huh?

Yeah!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Ow!

Ha ha ha!

Ow!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

This is a rather lifeless outing.

Don't worry, they're building to something.

Ow!

Ha ha ha!

Kids!

Say no to drugs!

Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my ear.

Ha ha ha!

Hey, whoa!

Wasn't that great, kids?

Hey, we found you, sir!

Bark! Our cartoon's on TV!

Oh, right! Turn up the volume!

Erosion is a slow but steady process.

Ahhh!

Ah, they're showing them good.

They fought a bit, they fought a bit,

they fought a bit, they fought a bit,

it was the itchy and scratchy show.

Aaah!

He-h-h-h-h!

He-h-h-h!

E Ted!

He-he-he-he-he!

Ha, he-he!

Hah!

He-he-he-he-he!

He-he-he-he-he-he!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Bye-bye, bye-bye, baby!

It's time to start!

Guess director Oliver Stone.

Oh, God! Get us, God!

It's time to start!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Here we are.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

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My purpose in life is to witness this moment.

Hey!

I need the outlet for a rock tumbler.

Plug it in, plug it in!

What? The rock tumbler or the TV?

The TV, the TV!

Yay!

Yay!

Wow! They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!

Ha ha ha ha!

To the side!

Ha ha ha ha!

The guys who wrote this show don't know squat.

It's just a tight scratch, he's telling with the taught line,

it's not a sheet band.

Oh, part, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.

Mm hmm.

It's a guitar tumbler!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Can't do it.

Yay!

Yay!

Come on!

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Kids, you heard the cartoon, Red.

If you haven't already run to your parents,

begging to go, do it now.

If you won't be missing anything funny,

I'll just be sitting here reading this

grown-up newspaper.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You're not.

Golly da.

JPMorgan!

Phew now.

Gross.

Help.

Check.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Pinichio.

Now you pay a good Pinichio

and don't you lie.

Hey, promise I will never hurt you.

You hutch!

And now to announce the winners.

The award for Outstanding Animated Short goes to

Itchy and Scratchy for their film,

For Funerals and a Wedding.

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