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- [Lisa] James, can you do a little slate for me?

- [James] Oh, you want me to slate?

- Yeah. - Okay, we're interviewing.

Ready? Can you see my hands? - Yep.

- Is that okay? - Yep.

- [James] And-

(hands smack) - The reason why

you're even kind of doing this interview

is I just wanted to discuss with you how I think you're,

and you just reiterated the point, that your whole energy,

your enthusiasm for the whole movie is

it's not where it should be.

And I kinda think you're not only bringing the cast down,

but you're bringing Eric down.

- Well, I thought we were being,

you know, we're being honest here, right?

I mean, aren't we just being honest?

- [James] Of course. No, we want this-

- Yeah, I'm just telling you the truth, right?

- You're being honest-

- I mean, if you want to be a filmmaker,

I mean, come on, you know?

- Right, but I also have almost $1.5 million on that.

And I hear somebody tell me it's a little low budget,

but I feel this is one of the times I have to

kind of put this out there.

See, I'm not only a producer.

- (grunts) What the fuck?

- So basically what's gonna happen,

is you're gonna probably bleed out about 20 seconds.

- Dude, dude, what the fuck did you just do?

- And basically- - Dude!

- So wait, you did a little cut on him.

It wasn't even a very big cut. Just a little cut.

- [Thomas] No, it was just a little knife.

It's a little somethin' I learned back

in one of my first hits.

- [James] Something like this, he's not gonna die from that?

- Oh, yeah. Are you familiar with the artery in your leg?

- [James] What, the carotid artery?

- Thank you. - You cut his carotid artery?

- Yep, and basically it takes about 20 seconds

for him to bleed out.

- [James] Nah. 20 seconds?

- 20 seconds. - No way.

- Which is why he already shut the fuck up.

- [James] Okay, I'm gonna Google that.

I think it takes longer than-

- No, it takes 20 seconds.

- How long does it take to bleed out

if the carotid artery is cut, Siri?

- [Siri] Here's what I found.

- As little as 20 seconds. Wow.

- So listen, it's either him,

he's a fuckin' actor, who's gonna miss him?

They're like taxi cabs.

If you miss one, you grab the next one.

- Very good. - Right?

So I think, we did this thing called-

- [James] He's never gonna work in this town again.

(group laughs) (upbeat music)

? Down the road where nobody goes ?

? There is a story only two people know well ?

? One lies dead while the other lives free ?

? I'll tell it dear if you listen to me, well ?

? One summer day the weather was nice ?

? Two young lovers a groom and a bride ?

? That night they share the same bed ?

? Didn't know that they would end off dead ?

(footsteps tapping)

- How you doing?

- What?

- [Thomas] What's going on?

- I'm running. What's it look like I'm doing?

- I'm sorry about my girlfriend.

(Stacy chuckles)

You know, sorry. She's a Hollywood star.

And you know, I wasn't meant to hurt you.

I mean, I never wanted-

- You didn't mean to hurt me,

but you went ahead and did whatever you had to do?

(button beeps)

- I never wanted to leave you. Look at me.

I didn't want to leave you. Your mother forbade me.

- My mother forbade you? Is she your mother, or my mother?

- Well, your mother has the ability to fuckin' eliminate me.

So listen, I don't wanna fight with you.

I'm trying to respect your mother's wishes,

but know this is not my doing.

(Stacy speaks in foreign language)

- Listen Tom, you're with (indistinct) now.

You're safe. You don't gotta worry.

You don't gotta look over your shoulder.

I hope you're happy.

(treadmill beeps)

- Is that Bai's hat?

- No, it's mine. No, oh yeah.

Every time like, all his girlfriends wanna wear my hat.

Listen, so I was watching,

I saw your secret interview with Carlo.

And yeah, so like, here's the thing though.

Like, did you sleep with him?

Like, did you go with him for $250,000?

- Fuck no, what? Are you fucking kidding me?

- Well, I mean, like, I don't know.

I mean, I figure like, you know, 'cause we are like,

you know, we are broke and everything and I figured, like,

I just think that you bust my balls...

No, literally, you bust my balls for being unethical.

And then you run off and like-

- First of all- - And then you're not gonna

tell me that you got $250,000?

I mean, we could absolutely use it.

- First of all, I'm married.

- No shit. I am aware of that.

- Second of all, you've known me. I'm your sister.

When have you ever ever seen me do anything like that?

- I know, I know, I know, I know.

- I would never do anything like that.

- [James] Okay, so you definitely didn't do anything?

- What happened to Carlo? - Fuck, no.

He wants to know if we took

the indecent proposal from Carlo.

- That was just some nonsense that Carlo was coming up with.

- Yeah, we didn't ask him for that.

He just came up with that bullshit.

If you're inferring that I fucking crossed some line

or did something, then you are-

- I'm not inferring, I'm accusing.

There's no inferring here at all.

- Oh, okay. - I thought, I figured-

- You know me.

You know I would never fucking do something like that.

Are you kidding me? Oh my god.

- So you definitely didn't do anything?

- Yeah, no. (chuckles)

- Would you reconsider it?

- What!

- Don't shoot my ass, okay? - Oh, okay.

- No, you just focus to the wall.

- Oh. - Okay, good.

- [James] Now she's directing the-

- [Lisa] Everyone's a director.

- Let's ignore them. Okay.

- You want to ignore them? - Yeah.

Can you kiss me? - Yeah.

- [James] Tom, how would you compare this to like,

say, Stacy?

- Can you get out here? Oh my god, that guy's so annoying.

- Listen, Stacy- - He's annoying.

- Stacy was great.

- Fuck that. No Stacy, no Stacy.

- No, no. I know, I know, I know, I know but-

- Stacy? Let me tell you about Stacy.

- She's not bi. - Right, she's not bi.

- Yes, she's boring. She's fake and she's lying.

And her parents, I can assume is her fortune teller.

- Babe, babe, babe, babe, listen-

- No, I love her. - That's not nice.

- Let's ask her to have threesome. I love woman.

- You know, I'm very conservative with my women.

- I like wholesome- - So what you looking

for your relationship?

- You, but I don't want know about like the past guys.

- [Bai] So what do you want in a relationship?

- I want us to be truthful, loving,

and just be forthcoming with each other, so-

- What's forthcoming?

- Forthcoming means- - Means four?

- No, it means honest.

I don't want to have any lies between us.

- So I'm never lying to you. I tell you all the truth.

I'm very honest - And I don't lie at all so-

- Well, let's do this. You don't lie.

- I will pinky swear with you.

- [Bai] What do you say?

- I will never lie to you.

Everything you know about me is what I am.

- I like that. Then we kiss.

(lips smacking)

- So where is Alfred?

- [Thomas] Um, Alfred, um-

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to hear it.

"Uh," when you pause like that.

Every time he goes "Uh" it's gonna be bad news.

Where's Alfred? Where's Alfred?

- Alfred had a problem with his leg.

- Told you, bad news, didn't I?

Uh, you know, it means the bad news. Uh, I know.

I love you but you gave yourself away.

- I know. - What the fuck

are we gonna do?

- I was thinking- - Need a man in this scene.

He has to kiss a girl. He has to be attracted to her.

She's attracted to him. It has to work.

We can't have this. You know what-

- Can we work around or-

- You know what? The genius just had a light bulb.

- I knew you would.

Lesbian vampires is gonna sell to every man alive.

And a lot of women. - I think as well.

I think so as well. - Okay, so

you two are now lovers.

- Ugh, thanks. - Okay? And you two-

- (laughs) I'm not that bad.

- Okay, let's listen to moi.

- Okay. - Okay, you two have been

lovers for 200 years.

- [Co-star] Damn.

- So romantic.

- And suddenly you're bored with each other.

So you talk about bringing a man into it,

but you're talking about it.

That's how we'll leave it open in case we ever do

want to incorporate any heterosexualism

back into this movie.

- Okay. - Sounds good.

- Okay, so you sit there.

- Okay. Okay.

- You sit there according to her.

You're my camera. That's the angle.

Only higher above, so go look good.

- And Eric, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just wanna say,

I knew you would come up with something.

- You hire geniuses for that, don't you?

- Absolutely. - What I want most of all

is when you get about eight inches from each other's face,

I want the fangs to pop.

- Oh.

- Because you want the blood of the other, yeah. Okay?

- But what if my fangs fell off?

- Yeah, my fangs don't stay on. So I can,

- My fangs fall off. (laughs) - But that's okay.

- Now look at each other.

- Yes. - Don't show your fangs yet.

Look at each other. Now slowly come together.

Come together and right about there the fangs pop.

Yes, and freeze frame.

- [Thomas] That's the most beautiful, amazing...

We don't need the other actors.

- No. - Perfect.

He actually did us a favor.

Oh yeah, we're back again, brother.

- Guys, dejavu. - It's dejavu.

- Why did you say that? (indistinct) right there.

- I dejavu alone. - Oh man.

- So this is like a procedural type of thing.

- [James] Yeah, you do this a lot.

I remember the last time.

- You want to help me out, Li, or no?

- [Lisa] Yeah, no thanks.

- You sure? - I'm good.

- You wanna see what's in the bag?

- [Lisa] No, I'm good. Thanks.

- You sure? - No, I'm good.

- Oh my god. - You okay?

- These things are getting heavy these days.

- [Crew] That's a big dude.

(Thomas grunts)

- Jesus Christ. - So yeah, you know what-

- [James] So you always just throw stuff in the truck?

- Well, you know why? - Why?

- We've been using this one for about three years.

And as you can see, (laughs)

nobody ever comes and cleans it out so, I mean, you know-

- [James] This is the same dumpsters as you put

like one other guy? - Yeah.

- It's hysterical. - So I'm just hoping like they

with the sun, they decompose.

You know, with the teeth getting taken out,

you know, they can't trace who they are.

- [James] Sure.

- And then like I said,

this is like a standard procedure type.

It's like a tradition.

- So you're saying like, basically you...

Well, you guys, you are out of like money for this again?

- I mean, every time I think I'm done

and he says he needs this A, B, C, and D.

And I say, are we done? And he tells me, "Yes."

Two days later, he is telling me, you know,

they want to add another scene

or, you know, they want to add different shots.

And they're running over budget.

I don't know, what does over budget mean?

I don't even know what that means.

- They spent all the money.

- Yeah, but isn't he supposed to be penalized for that or...

- Yeah. - No?

- What are you gonna do, fire him?

So there's no dark web stuff?

- There's no jobs.

- Slim Pickens. - So what are you gonna do?

- I don't know. I gotta make some money though.

I need to make a lot and I need to make it fast.

- You know what we do is we just borrow.

Sometimes we'll just borrow it.

- Borrow money? - Yeah.

- I don't like borrowing money. It's unethical.

- The Victoria, I mean like, you know,

the whole situation is like she's not paying it exactly so-

- Maybe that's not a bad idea, James.

Maybe I take an advance on my jobs I'm gonna do.

I mean, it's the least I think she could do.

- Yeah, right.

- And when she sees this trailer, you know what I mean?

- Yeah. - It's gorgeous.

- Hey, she won't be the first person

in that line that gets into Hollywood.

- I won't even have to ask for the money.

As soon as she sees what I show her,

she was probably wanna be an investor.

- I mean, it is very good. It looks very good.

- I would see that movie 10 times a day.

- That trailer was something else.

- So good.

- I think this is what I'm gonna do.

You just gave me a great idea. I think I'm gonna go see her.

- Yes, yeah. - Victoria.

And I'm gonna just tell her I got this great film.

Check out my trailer. - Great. Definitely.

- What do you want to invest? - Shit's cool.

- Now give me the money. - Cold.

- Invest it.

Alright, listen.

- [James] So this is Victoria's house?

- It's Victoria's house.

As you can tell, it's a little different than Vanessa.

She rolls with a lot of people.

- [James] It's like "Godfather."

- It is like "The Godfather."

So it is a lot harder to get to if you know what I mean.

I'm going in what I got and then I, you know,

wish me the best.

- Yeah, show her the trailer. It's a good trailer.

- All right, and I wish me the best.

- [James] Good luck, man. Break a leg.

- All right. - Great things.

- Okay, bye. Hopefully they don't come out, bro.

- [James] (laughs) Yeah.

- All right? - All right.

- [Thomas] All right, please. Don't be cute.

- [James] All right, no, no.

You took care of that, right?

Did you put like a phone? How are we gonna hear it?

- [Lisa] I actually have a little tiny lavalier microphone.

- Oh, he's wired?

- [Lisa] It's actually still on

if you wanna hear it in my earbud.

- [Announcer] Against the night, crimson shadows.

It's going to be a battle to the undeath.

- [Thomas] You are gonna come with me to the Oscars.

You are going to go out the red carpet with me.

- [Victoria] It's a joke, right?

- [Thomas] No, it's called like a teaser.

But that's not the actual movie but that's the premise.

I have no doubt we're gonna get nominated and I want you.

- [Victoria] We can't tell anybody

that I lent you the money for this.

That's the most fucking ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

That is beyond horrible.

- [Thomas] It's the whole underworld meets the underworld.

I think it has a lot of potential. I really do.

I really believe in it. It's why I'm here with you.

- [Victoria] If that's the underworld,

I just want to fucking die like right now.

That is just the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

- [Thomas] You will be in the Oscar carpet with me.

We will have your half a million back.

You'll have whatever we make, you'll have my loyalty,

and we'll be walking down the Oscar carpet.

- Here's the money. - Oh, it's Carlos.

- What are you guys doing here?

- Hey. How's it going, man? - Oh, hi.

- You guys still making that bozo documentary? Come on, man.

James, how you doing?

Oh, pleasure's all mine when Lisa's here.

- [Lisa] None of the pleasure is mine.

I'm sure all the girls you go out would say that.

- You look amazing.

- [Crew] Oh, thank you. Thank you.

- [James] He was inspired by you, man.

- Marshalls, amazing. - Yeah, it's beautiful. Right?

- It's beautiful. How you doing?

- Good, so you're still up Victoria's ass. How's that going?

- Hey, the boss does what she does.

I gotta do what she tells me.

- You're like a douche suppository.

- I love this woman. What are you guys doing here anyway?

- You know, Tom's in there talking to her.

I don't even think he's like doing a thing.

- Clown talks his clown business. You know how it is.

- Yeah, I don't know. I don't like to judge.

- Well, if anything, you're in good space now.

You guys can make a little thing about me.

I'm here. Why not?

- Yeah, I mean like, if things don't work out with Tom,

you know, maybe we do a documentary about you.

- Definitely, definitely. I would love to.

Come on, look at me. Look, I gotta comment again.

It looks beautiful.

- I gotta say like you've left so many messages with me that

like, I'm like starting feel like we're dating now.

- [Lisa] Yeah, but they're not as graphic as the messages

he's leaving for me. - Yeah well, I mean like,

he's basically assaulting you but like, I kind of feel-

- I was gonna say, you know,

we're kind of like brothers, you know?

I'm dating your sister, so, you know.

No offense, man. No offense.

- [James] I'm unaware of any of that, like-

- [Lisa] In your dreams.

- In his dreams. - She's right.

I dream about her every day.

- [Lisa] Oh god. What do you mean?

- 250 definitely. We got it.

- Oh, that's that money thing you guys talked about?

(laughs) She's like just fucking-

- Not enough. - Anyway.

Of course it's inappropriate.

- Well anyways, why are we standing in the cold, guys?

You guys coming in or what? What are we doing here?

- [James] Well, I think we're gonna take off.

- Hi. - Oh.

- [James] Hey.

- Tommy. - Hello.

- How you doing? - How you doing? All right?

- Yeah man, I'm doing good.

- Always look out for my good intentions, right?

- Of course, of course. Look at this crew.

They gotta come in. I was telling him it's getting cold.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- He's still an asshole. - Is he?

- (laughs) I'm just fucking with you, man.

- Is that right? - Not really, but kind of.

How'd it go? See you later, man.

- I'll see you inside, guys.

- Catch you in my nightmares. - See you when I see you.

- I'll see you when I see you.

- [James] Not if I see you first.

Fucking Jesus Christ, that guy.

- [Lisa] I know he's just trying to-

- So how'd it go? - Get a rise out of me.

- I think we got the money, guys.

- Really? You got it? - I think I convinced

to finish it. - That's a half full of dough?

- I'll tell you what,

this is the last time I'm getting a cent.

So if this fucking Eric Roberts decides-

- But it's a half a million.

I mean, you guys are up to about 2 million bucks on this.

- $2 million on this thing.

- [James] So that's a lot of money.

- I know it is.

So if he asks for another penny after this...

But, you know, she's not as dopey as she looks.

- No, she doesn't look dopey to me.

- Because she asked me about the dailies.

- She asked you about the dailies?

- Yeah, she said she wants to see some dailies.

- Smart woman. - So I said, "Oh yeah.

Oh my god, I didn't bring 'em

because I didn't think you knew about them."

She goes, "Oh, I know about them and I wanna see them."

So I gotta speak to Eric about this and

I need to show her something.

- [James] Okay, again.

- Money. - Yeah.

- Money. I need money.

- [Thomas] That's why I'm here to talk to you.

- I need it desperate.

- It's gonna take a lot of maneuvering so to speak.

- Like mafia stuff.

- Well, you know, I don't get involved

with that type of stuff but something in that world.

- I understand. - All right, but

I'm gonna have to show them something.

I'm gonna have to go there with some sort of

proof or some sort of what we're doing.

- Well, I got the 58 'vette in my garage.

- No, no, not that. I need them to see the dailies.

- Ah, you wanna see some work?

- Some work so it justifies the money I'm asking.

- Okay well, everything's on the editing reel right now.

Let me go talk to the editor

and see what he can pull out to, I'll show you guys.

- Well, if you don't mind me asking,

I don't even know what the fuck dailies are.

What are the dailies? - Dailies.

They're what you shoot every day and you call them dailies

'cause it's the stuff you shot that day

so they're your dailies of the day.

- Okay, so I'm gonna need,

and you're gonna have to help me with this, okay?

The dailies, okay, so I could go to my boss, okay,

and show her the work

and all the money we put into these things.

- You got a lady boss?

- Yeah, I do. No, trust me, it's not like that.

Trust me, all right? - Okay, okay.

- Listen to me, Eric, you gotta get me those dailies.

- [Eric] I'll get you the dailies.

You gotta get me that cash.

- You get me the dailies. I'll get you the cash.

- [Eric] Okay.

? Do you ever feel alone in a crowded room ?

? Alcohol on my breath better put on a little perfume ?

? I'm out looking for a man who makes me feel ?

? Like you used to a long time ago ?

? But you're out in the street instead of home next to me ?

? Planting seeds where nothing will grow ?

? So pick your poison, why don't you drink it down ?

? Don't you feel better now, able to face the crowd ?

? Pick your poison, come on, give into sin ?

? If you just sniff one more line ?

? Then you'll feel home again, take me home ?

? Walk of shame, 4:00 AM, oh man it's cold ?

? Knees are weak, I need a drink, this is getting old ?

? I used to hold your hand ?

? But now I hold this bottle so close to my heart ?

? Use all these strange men just to feel whole again ?

? But you said that we'd never part ?

? So pick your poison, why don't you come on down ?

? To the local bar in town, just to see who's around ?

? Pick your poison, misery loves company ?

? But the drugs just ain't as fun as they use to be ?

? We're out here getting high, 'cause we feel so low ?

? I need a little powder for my nose ?

? I've been empty for years, just trying to fill ?

? The void where we both used to live ?

? And I drink every night just to try to forget ?

? But I know that I'll never forgive ?

? So pick your poison, let it drag you down ?

? Six feet underground, never make your mama proud ?

? Pick your poison, come on, you're in too deep ?

? Oh, them demons in your head, they got you losing sleep ?

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