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- [Thomas] A lot of this business is,

hurry up and wait.

You know, sometimes you can wait for hours.

- [James] God, that's, you know,

that's like, that's a Hollywood thing.

- [Thomas] Yeah, I know.

- [James] Jesus Christ.

- [Thomas] I know.

I mean, my legs are getting tired myself, so.

- You mean, like, is it, so what's the story here?

Is it you're, do you even know anything?

Do you know the background of this guy or?

- I don't. I know,

you know,

I was told this was my next job.

- [James] Yeah.

- The details were vague.

- Was it one of those Dark Web things

or was it like a legitimate job?

- No, this was legitimate,

and my source was very vague

with what I'm supposed to be doing, so.

They pay me, I get my crypto in the, in my account.

- [James] Yeah.

- Once I see it there, I don't even ask any questions.

This one should be pretty cut and dry.

- I mean, it's not like it's some wife,

but that was something like Frank Richie.

- Yeah, you, yeah.

- [Lisa] Oh, oh!

- What you doin' in my place?

(choking sounds)

- Watch out Levi. Levi, get out of the way.

(choking sounds continue)

- Guys get out of the way.

- [Lisa] I know, but we're trying.

We gotta get the right shot. And he's tripping me.

Just go, I'm back here!

(choking continues)

- [Lisa] I have a good shot. I have a good shot.

(panting)

- [James] Isn't he like, he's dead, right?

- [Lisa] No, not yet.

He's dead. When he is dead.

He's probably just knocked out.

Suffocating.

(panting sounds)

- [Levi] Are you, who are you on Lisa?

- Guys?

- [James] You know what?

I, I don't know if you could, I mean, like,

maybe we could get him doing it again with the dead body.

Cause it like completely-

- [Lisa] Yeah. I need to.

- [James] Stumbling over each other.

- What?

- [James] Yeah. And like,

it's kind of like all of a sudden you're both Patrick's.

I have two Patricks now.

(laughs)

Right. And so like, I mean like, honestly like,

I don't think that that shot is going to even come off.

- What?

- [Lisa] Yeah, we have to do that again.

- Do it again?

- [James] Maybe we just have you like, do it.

- Guys.

(crew chattering)

- Guys!

(gunshots)

You happy?

(folksy music)

? Down the road ?

? Where nobody goes ?

? There is a story ?

? Only two people know ?

? One lies dead, while the other lives free ?

? I'll tell ya dear if you listen to me. ?

? One summer day the weather was nice ?

? Two young lovers, a groom and a bride ?

? That night they shared the same bed ?

? Didn't know that they would end up dead ?

- [Thomas] Staten Island is, is by far the best borough.

Cuz you have places like St. George that's very gentrified.

You got woods, you got beaches, you have all amazing things.

You know, the waterfront, the projects, I mean,

everything you need is here.

There's no other borough that I know,

especially not Manhattan, Queens or Brooklyn.

Definitely not even the Bronx for that matter, that,

that have all the diversity that Staten Island has.

So this is basically Richmond town.

I mean, the people from all over the world,

all over the country.

Everywhere. If you come to Staten Island, you come,

you come see Richmond Town.

It's an historic place that people love.

They get knowledge from all the history and especially if

you're a history buff.

So definitely if you're into any type of history,

Richmond Town is the place to be.

It's probably one of Stone Island's biggest landmarks.

This used to be an old courthouse, believe it or not,

it was a jail.

It's crazy, right?

You look at the size of that thing. It was actually a jail.

I, it, it's amazing.

I-I love showing things like this, things from the past.

- [James] Staten Island, the,

the place in which he lives,

the environment that he inhabits.

- [Lisa] Oh yeah.

- [James] Staten Island is a character too.

- [Lisa] Oh God yeah.

That place is an idea.

- [James] In fact, I think I would like to, yeah.

What I mean like, first off, why is everything in,

in Staten Island called Kills, right?

I mean, everything is like, it's like Arthur Kill.

- Yeah.

- Fresh kill.

- [Lisa] Cause it's all mob.

He lives in Great Kills.

No, I know.

I understand what the word kill means, but,

- What does it mean?

- It's a little river? It's like a,

- [Levi] It's like a, yeah, it's like a Dutch word.

- A Dutch word for river.

- Or like a stream.

- But it's kind of funny,

that all the mob people live there now.

I mean, it's very weird.

Like very coincident.

- Haven't they always lived there?

Isn't that like, didn't like The Godfather live there?

- No, because when I lived on Mulberry Street,

the owner of my building was Joey Twotoes.

No, we think it's Joey Twotoes.

- Why, did he only have two toes?

- Yeah. And he owned the building and our rent was like-

- [James] What a dumb name.

- $300.

- How did he walk?

- He moved to Staten Island. His entire operation.

We had the-

- Cause Little Italy got shut out.

He got shut out of Little Italy.

- We had it right across the street,

Raven Night Social Club that got shut down.

- I thought they moved to Brooklyn.

So they moved to Staten Island.

- They're all on Staten Island.

And of course they went to prison.

But then their relatives take the check, you know,

take the rent checks and-

- Well, I, okay,

so I suggest then we see more Staten Island.

- Okay, let's do that.

- About how dead it is.

I don't care.

- [James] He's cleaning up those body parts,

that look like just lunch meat.

- [Lisa] Oh, right.

- [James] Honestly, it looks like lunch.

I can't even, we can't even, you know,

we can't even cut to it.

Cause like to me it looks just,

like people are gonna look at that,

and they're gonna say, "I'm sorry,

but that just looks like, like-

- [Lisa] Sausage.

- Sausage to me.

- Yeah. Like sausage.

- That's literally like, and it's like literally intestines,

right?

- Yeah.

But, and it looks like sausage.

I can't, I'm not, I'm gonna like,

I'm gonna have to cut around it because like,

it just looks too much. Like, I mean,

Serena was watching it and she's like,

did you guys just fake that?

I'm like, no.

Why do you say that? She's like,

because it just looks like a barbecue.

I thought you got got, in fact,

I thought you guys were doing a barbecue.

- [Levi] Oh. Like, he was just like pasting,

like he was just putting barbecue sauce on the-

- Yeah.

Like Serene honestly thought I was like, no, that's a human,

that's human intestine. She's like, stop.

No.

- [Lisa] So we can't really show it though.

- No, he's no,

it's not possibile.

You know, we really could have used Pat,

like if he hadn't fucking died on us for Christ sake.

Anyway.

- You, everything's kind of is the way it was.

Right?

- Oh fuck.

- Maybe that's a bum sleeping.

- [James] You got somebody sleeping on the doorstep.

Visitors!

- [Levi] Wait! Oh guys, I think it's Frank Richie.

- [Thomas] What?

- [James] What?

- Is that Frank? Richie?

- Yeah.

- [James] Is he dead?

- Frank?

- [James] That's Frank Richie.

- [Lisa] Oh my god.

- Frank.

- [Lisa] Why?

- Frank.

- Dude? Did you,

did you kill Frank Richie and put him on your,

did you kill Frank, Richie?

Man?

- Frank Richie.

Why the fuck would I?

I'm gonna kill him and put him on my front step?

Really?

- Oh, yeah, I guess not.

Well, somebody did.

And look, they kicked the shit out of his face, man.

He looks like a, he's really like, he's beaten up, man.

- Listen, you gotta do me a favor.

What's that?

- You gotta help me get him in.

- [Levi] No, we can't do that.

- [James] Oh no.

- Listen, listen to me.

- [James] Ethically, I can't really.

- I understand the ethics and everything.

Somebody comes right now and finds this guy in my door.

Yeah, we're all going to jail.

Your documentary's out the window.

Your awards are out the window.

Take this outta your documentary.

In this part, show him.

And then all of a sudden he'll be in my house.

- You owe me.

- And you gotta help him.

- You owe me.

- I owe you. Big time.

- [Lisa] We're getting like edit notes from you now.

- [Thomas] Oh, weird.

Listen, forget about your back.

For someone to kill someone,

that I was potentially going to kill.

- Yeah.

- And then throw 'em on my stoop.

- [James] Yeah.

- [Lisa] It sounds like he's toying with you.

- [James] Right. Well, they took his watch too.

Look, they took his watch.

Cause he has a tan line.

- [Thomas] Listen.

- [James] So, so how do you know who did this?

Is it somebody that just like stripped him down?

- Detective, listen to me.

(James laughs)

- Listen to me.

This is really serious.

- Yeah.

- It's not just me.

- No, no. I know. I get, when I'm nervous, I laugh.

- I laugh. Okay.

You must know that by now. Like, right?

Like if I get a little nervous, I start to laugh.

(doorbell ringing)

(dog barking)

- [Lisa] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay. All right.

- [James] It's the cops. It's the cops, right?

It's the cops. It's the cops.

They must have seen us outside.

- [Thomas] It's not the cops. It's not the cops!

Calm down.

It's my Stacy.

- [Lisa] What?

- It's my Stacy! Answer the door.

Lisa!

- [Lisa] What?

- Answer the door, please.

- [Lisa] Me? I've got a camera on.

- Open the door. Tell her you want to interview her.

Tell her you have some girl stuff you wanna share with her.

- [Lisa] I don't do girl stuff.

I don't talk to girls.

- Lisa, tell her you want interview her.

- No, I-I mean, I don't talk.

I don't have girl friends.

- [James] Get her to interview.

- [Lisa] Oh, fine.

- [Levi] Just get an interview.

- [Lisa] All right, all right, all right.

(dog barking continues)

(crew chatter)

(door creaks open)

- [Stacy] Hey, Lisa!

- [Lisa] Battery low. Hi, come on in.

Hey, can I ask you something before we talk to the boys?

- [Stacy] Yeah. What's going on?

- [Lisa] Yeah, let's go in the bathroom.

I have a personal question.

I have a personal lady question.

(door slams)

- [Thomas] What's up babe?

- [Stacy] Hi baby.

- [Lisa] We'll be right out.

We'll be right out.

- [Stacy] What are they doing all day?

- [Lisa] Oh. Nothing.

I just, I'm so embarrassed about all this because it's-

- She'll see.

- Bro, you just saw what it took-

- Lady stuff. I'm gonna talk over the fan, but-

- [James] Do we put him in a trunk or something?

- [Thomas] A trunk.

How are we getting him in a trunk?

- [James] You know, like, in the movie Rope.

The movie Rope-

- Undercarriage looks a little abused.

Maybe a little bit like a deli meat.

- [Stacy] Oh, sweaty.

- And I'm incontinent.

- So how are we gonna do that and get past the cops?

- I'll cook. I'll cook lunch.

I'll cook lunch and we'll sit around the table.

- Listen, cook lunch.

At some point I'll say I had a-

- ...Labiaplasty.

- Okay.

- And we'll just basically, it's a facelift.

- Sure. Yeah.

We can cut the lunch. And you know what, let's move this.

- [Thomas ] Yeah.

- It's like a facelift.

Okay. For your labia.

Do you want me, you want me to take a look?

I do it every day.

- [Lisa] Yeah. If you don't mind.

- Come here. Let me pop a squat.

(mumbling)

- No, no, no. Just, just edit it accordingly.

- I mean, the left one's a little lazy, but they look great.

- Okay. Well, I, yeah, I mean.

- Okay. All right.

So listen to me.

No, it's fine.

We have some lunch.

Look at me.

- Yeah.

- Lunch.

- [Lisa] I just feel bad for him cuz he's gotta like,

kind of push through it.

- Oh, that's okay.

We do a lot of work as it is. He could do a thing or two.

- ...About this job that we have.

- [James] All right.

Alright.

Oh shit. I'm running late.

Okay. Listen to me.

- Look at me.

- Yeah.

- [Lisa] What's the vampire facial?

Cuz you know as a goth, I'm kind of into that.

(laughing)

- [Levi] ...Your, your insurance adjusting job.

- Yep. No, I got you.

- [Levi] Yeah. Yeah.

And then we'll all get out and when later on I'll cut 'em

up.

- We draw, they're like super, they're millimeters.

Okay. They're like 0.5 millimeters.

Okay. We draw blood, we take the plasma, we centrifuge it,

we separate it-

- .[Thomas] ...a sleeping bag.

You're getting ready for, I don't know,

camping.

- Yeah, you can say all kinds, I'd say a 10.

- After we numb it. Of course.

Okay. You know, and then,

and then we just put the plasma on,

and then your face starts to heal itself.

- She's a persistent person.

- [Thomas] Let me see, let's see, let's see.

Hey babe!

- [Lisa] Oh, I think the boys want us. Thank you.

- We'll talk!

- [Lisa] Thank you.

- [Thomas] Hey babe!

- We'll, I'll make an appointment.

Yeah, we're talking.

- Stace!

- Why don't we just go get a bite to eat,

everybody right now?

- [Stacy] Hello to you?

- Hey baby.

- Hi. How you doing?

- Listen to me. Let's go get a bite.

- Let's get a bite to eat.

- No, let's stay here. Everyone's gonna stay here.

Hi. Good seeing you.

- [Levi] Hi.

- Tell I did tell you guys that I could get pasta.

- No, but we could go right down the block, on me.

- I mean, why are we gonna go down the block,

when we can have a nice home cooked meal here?

- [James] I mean, if she wants to cooked meal, I'd do it.

- Do you wanna go down the block?

Or you want-

- [Lisa] Actually, I love going down the block.

- [James] Like, I think that nobody is really

coming around anymore.

There's nobody they're really worried about.

- Okay. But I, I have an insurance job.

I didn't know you were coming.

So let's, let's make it quick.

- Are you gonna go to work? What do you mean quick?

- No, not quick,

but let's have a quicker lunch so then I can go do the job

and then I can go by your house later.

- How about you tell them to just wait a few minutes?

- No, no. No, we're not gonna run.

We'll get to eat and then we're gonna.

- I'll cook pasta.

- Al dente, please.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- [Lisa] And gluten free for me and Levi

- [Levi] Gluten free.

- Do you have olive oil? Olive oil.

- ...Construct your skin.

- [Lisa] Oh my god.

It's supposed to actually puncture

and wound your body, your cells

- You want a brown pot?

Sorry, I didn't expect this to be-

- You have such an interest in this.

- [Lisa] Yeah, I just feel like,

- You don't seem like the type.

(silverware clanks)

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, no baby, I'm good.

(stove ignition clicks)

- No, I'm good baby. I'm good.

- You sure?

- I mean, I cook this, all the time.

This is like my, this is my dish.

- You cook pasta all the time.

You're the chef?

- No, no.

I'm just Italian.

- Italian, Italian.

You guys don't look Italian.

- [Lisa] I'm, just half, so.

- She's my half sister-

- Half brother and sister.

- [Stacy] Half? Half, haha

So I have a question though. You two, you, and you,

are you two a thing?

Yeah, we're married.

Okay. That's why.

(loud dog barking)

- Hey Dixie.

- [Stacy] What does she want?

- [Thomas] Don't worry about it.

So how long have you guys been together?

18 years.

- [Levi and Stacy] 18 years!

(laughing)

(loud laughing)

- Yeah.

- 2004.

- Is that too much information?

- 18 years.

- [Lisa] This guy here doesn't even remember.

- I've been, I've been with Sabrina for 12 years.

- Yeah. I mean, seriously guys.

- [Levi] Since we moved out here.

- When did you move out here?

- 12 years ago - 2008.

I got together with this French girl in 2008.

And I've been with living with her.

- [Stacy] That's so nice.

- I got sick.

I moved in there and then we have,

I haven't moved out since.

- That's beautiful.

And she's French, so, you know,

she's like a little crazy.

- You need a little crazy in your life, you know.

- That's all we got.

- He's a magnet for crazy.

- Have you seen the movie Twilight?

Do you remember that movie?

Twilight?

- [Stacy] Yeah.

- Do you ever notice that? Like, okay, so Kristin Stuart,

do you know who that is?

- Yeah.

- She's Bella in Twilight.

- [Stacy] Yeah. Okay.

- So she, when she eats pasta in the show,

she goes like this.

She's eating, this is her eating.

She just does that.

- It's funny you said that cause I know it's true, right?

- Like she's,

she's got this kind of like, she's like a mouth breather.

Like she's like.

(crew chuckles)

- [Stacy] So you guys only do like documentaries?

- What documentaries?

- About mobs? About war?

- Well, Manson.

- Well, war.

Manson

- We did a thing about hauntings, too.

- And then.

- Oh yeah. The haunting.

- No, we do Demonology.

We we did it. We, we followed an exorcist.

He called himself a demon hunter.

Called himself a demon hunter.

They haven't all been serious.

- You've won awards.

- We've had like serial killers.

- [Lisa] We went to the Odessa Mob.

- We did the Odessa mob. We also interviewed the Odessa mob.

- The Odessa mob, how was that?

- That was interesting.

- Scary.

- And also a friend was kidnapped.

- Your friend was kidnapped?

- Yeah, so that's why we did it.

And then also we, we interviewed,

what's his name? The helter skelter guy.

- How do you feel about all of this?

- [Lisa] Charles Manson?

- [James] Charlie Manson. I mean it's work honestly.

- [Stacy] When will I be able to see

what you guys are doing with him?

- [James] Oh, you know,

I don't know when it's gonna come out.

- [Lisa] They go to like museums and film festivals.

- You're gonna be in a museum?

- [Lisa] Yeah, film festivals.

- Pretty cool, right?

- [Lisa] Sundance.

- We both have like allergies to alcohol.

(laughing)

- The thing you can really die.

You'll have dead bodies at the fucking table.

- Listen, listen guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

Before you continue to drink.

(hysterical laughing continues)

- [James] More dead bodies at the table.

Guys.

- There's no body in the table.

(hysterical laughing continues)

- [Stacy] Do they have a problem or something?

- I have no idea.

Listen to me.

- Yeah

I have to go.

I have to go and do that job,

with the toilet bowl, at the ceiling collapse.

- Are they, are you guys gonna be okay to film?

- [Lisa] (laughing) Yeah

- All right, wait, listen,

we're gonna do this and then you guys are gonna go home.

I'm gonna go see her.

- [Lisa] (laughing) Okay.

- [James] Right.

- We're going have some alone time.

- Sophia is gonna kick my ass because I'm drunk as fuck.

- And I am going to bid you ado.

(clap sound)

- Let me clean up the plates.

- [Group] No, no, no, no, no!

- [Lisa] Just go that way around the-

- [Stacy] I know how to go. I'm going. I'm going.

- [Lisa] Oh my fucking God.

- [James] We were at your house,

and we were having a lunch with Stacy

and I had to help him hide the body.

- Right.

- [James] So I just kind of want to talk to you,

a little bit about that.

- Sure.

Because it's a little bit uncomfortable.

And Lisa was really trying to harp on this.

- [Lisa] Yeah.

- [James] Is that you,

you told us that, and I wanted to clear this up,

that ethically, we really can't.

I mean, I did it that one time.

- [Lisa] Right.

- [James] You know, and I helped you.

We have told you before,

we can't ethically get involved,

because that's not what you do in media.

That's not what you do in journalism.

- Listen, I get it.

But.

- [James] I mean, and you mentioned that maybe,

you could owe me one because I honestly, like, I can't,

I just, you owe me not to ever put me in a position again.

- I-I get it. But you saw how heavy he was, right?

How your back was killin' you?

- [James] Absolutely.

- Do you, I mean, I'm a pretty strong guy,

but do you think I could have handled that myself?

- [Lisa] Yeah, but I don't pick up a gun in Afghanistan,

and join the war.

A gun is not the same as a 250 pound man.

- [Lisa] It is. If you have somebody dying-

- Do you think they call it dead weight for a reason.

Was that dead weight James?

- [James] Yeah, it was really heavy.

- Do you think I could have handled it by myself?

- [Lisa] How did you do it before?

- I wouldn't have, that's the first time it happened.

- [James] Normal circumstances though.

Like what would you have done had I not been there?

- That's a good question. I-I, it's something I,

I didn't even think of.

- [James] That's the documentary.

(hammer banging sound)

- [James] So that's the end of Frank Richie.

- [Lisa] That's Frank's body?

- [James] Yeah. Frank.

- This guy ended up like this.

- [James] Who put him on your doorstep?

(banging continues)

Jesus.

- That's what pisses me off the most.

It's not the fact somebody killed him.

It's the fact that somebody had the audacity,

to put this guy on my doorstep.

- Who, who would, who would kill him?

I mean, like, that's the,

cuz like that other guy was saying that maybe you we're

talking about like, dude, maybe there's a contract now.

You, you were okay with that.

But then now you're saying like, what,

like guys are killing people and then they put 'em on your

doorstep and just fall down there.

- The thing is, it's not about a contract on me.

I-I've had contracts on me before. Right.

It's to have the pair of fuckin onions.

Go to my house, where I live-

- [James] Yeah.

- And put a body there.

- [James] What kind of, well, who would, who would do that?

- I don't know,

that's a little befuddling right now.

- [James] Yeah.

- I will get to the bottom of it.

I mean, look, I do keep a low profile, right?

I mean, you guys notice.

- [James] Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Right.

- But I am known for what I do on the street.

- With a certain criminal,

certain element of people, I should say.

So I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

- Yeah, sure.

That guy was talking like crazy to everybody.

- [Thomas] Talking like that to everybody.

- Detective Morano.

- Detective, fucking hitmen, everything.

I gave my handbook.

And within a day's time,

he went through the whole handbook.

- [James] But also like your friend Donnie,

like, he's like a,

what like more collateral damage?

- You know what the funny thing is?

There's been more collateral damage since I met you three,

than I ever had in my life.

- [Lisa] Hold up. That's not cool. What are-

- It's not cool, but it's very factual.

- Fuck you, fuck you.

- Will you go ahead. Why don't you want your close up, Lisa?

- [Lisa] Yeah. Fine.

- No, not me.

Yeah, you want one last thing of Mr. Richie?

- [Lisa] Just keep, just keep your hammer away from me.

I'll tell you that.

? Ever feel alone in a crowded room ?

? (upbeat folksy guitar music) ?

- I do most of my work in, in the, in the five boroughs.

So yeah, I have never gone out of the five boroughs.

I, I, you know, maybe down the line, I could,

you know,

increase my business and maybe go into the tri-state area.

But right now I like to keep it within a certain circle.

(upbeat folksy music continues)

- If I was to be hired to kill you.

- [Lisa] Yeah, like how, how would I survive?

How would I train to survive something like that.

- You better be,

you better be a Green Beret.

That's all I have to say. A Navy Seal.

(camera crew chuckles)

Well you're better off just saying,

just do it, because you have no shot.

- [Lisa] How did you learn all that?

- Again, it's in me.

It's in me. And again,

the way people work out every day or do aerobics or

whatever.

That's what I do.

(upbeat folksy music continues)

? Pick your poison ?

? Come on give into sin ?

? If you just take one more line than you'll feel home again ?

? Take me home ?

? What a shame ?

? 4 am ?

? Oh man it's cold ?

? Knees are weak ?

? I need a drink ?

? This is getting old ?

? I used to hold your hand ?

? But now I hold this bottle so close to my heart ?

? Use all these strange men to feel home again ?

? But you said that we'd never part ?

? So pick your poison ?

? Why don't you come on down ?

? To the local bar in town ?

? Nice to see you around ?

? Drink your poison ?

? Misery loves company ?

? Drugs just aint as fun as they used to be ?

? We out here getting high ?

? Cause we feel so low ?

? I need a little powder for my nose ?

? I've been empty for years ?

? Just trying to fill the void ?

? Where we both used to live ?

? And I drink every night ?

? Just to try to forget ?

? But I know that I'll never forgive. ?

? So pick your poison ?

? Let it drag you down ?

? Six feet under ground ?

? Never make your momma proud ?

? Pick your poison ?

? You're in too deep ?

? All the demons in your head ?

? They never get to sleep ?

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