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- [Tom] First time I dismembered a body.
- [James] Yeah. - [Lisa] Yeah.
- [Tom] And took out the intestines and everything.
- [James] Yeah. - [Lisa] Yeah.
- [Tom] I threw up for like three days.
- [Lisa] Oh.
- I, I just, I couldn't get that smell out.
So for you guys to be here and be,
this numb to it,
you guys are way ahead of me.
- [Lisa] Oh, I, I didn't think that at all.
- [Tom] Yeah. - Well, yeah. I had a cold.
- [Tom] So what I'm gonna do with this stuff is, I'm gonna,
you know, when I dismember it, it makes things easier,
to, to obviously throw away, to put it in separate bags.
- [James] Right.
- To push it into different locations.
So, God forbid one thing is found, you know,
you know, it helps a little bit.
- [James] Yep.
- With, you know, maybe not getting caught.
- [James] Right.
- So, yeah. So I, I take little pieces of the body
and I bring 'em to all different parts of State Island.
- [James] Right.
- Throw 'em in a dump, throw 'em in Arthur Kill.
- [James] Right.
- Throw 'em in the ocean.
You know, just stuff like that.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna separate these in baggies.
- [James] Right.
- And we're gonna jump in my car
and we have to go to a different location.
This is to toss this stuff.
- [Lisa] All right. - [Tom] All right.
So, yeah.
So I just wanted to show you guys what I do downstairs.
- [Lisa] This is-
- I can't believe you guys. This is crazy.
- [James] Smells normal. - [Lisa] Yeah.
- It's so bad.
You guys, I'll tell you what,
threw up three days the first time I did this.
- [James] That's amazing. - [Lisa] I don't have
a sense of smell today.
I don't know what it is.
- [Tom] 10 years, I get used to doing this.
- [James] Wow.
- [Tom] Yeah, I really,
that's why I'm saying, that's why I'm really impressed
and maybe scared about you guys
not really being that taken aback.
- [James] Well, I mean-
- I mean Lisa's right up over that
- [James] I'll be honest with you,
I am totally disgusted by this.
- Right.
- [James] It's our job to be just, you know.
- Numb?
- [Levi] Like, compartmentalized.
- [James] Just, yeah, - [Lisa] Yeah.
(James stammering)
- I mean, Lisa's right up-
- [James] I mean, later on I might reflect on, you know,
I don't know how, you know, like, ridiculous
it is that you do this for a living.
("Devil Like You" by The Bridge City Sinners starts playing)
? Down the road where nobody goes. ?
? There is a story only two people know well ?
? One lies dead while the other lives free ?
? I'll tell it, dear, if you'll listen to me well ?
? One summer day, the weather was nice ?
? Two young lovers, a groom and a bride ?
? That night they shared the same bed ?
? Didn't know that she would end up dead ?
- [James] So Frank, right, we took Frank out in the car.
- Right.
- [James] And then like, he took off with the car,
and he's on the loose. I mean,
what are you gonna, what are you gonna do about that?
- I got, you know, I gotta speak to a couple resources.
He's not the brightest guy.
I mean, he'll end up turning up or he'll end up going home,
or he'll end up reaching out to the detective,
like my friend John.
And, he'll show up somewhere he's not supposed to.
Luckily, he's not the smartest guy.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
So I'm really not too worried about him.
- [James] Okay. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed,
but he did manage to get away with, like.
- Well, he got away 'cause it was a little bit of mayhem.
We went to question Frank.
I ended up killing a friend of mine
who I known since high school.
And then, and then I had this guy in the trunk.
Well, it was a pain in the ass.
And I ended up killing him.
- [James] Yeah. Yeah.
- So there's a lot of, a lot of moving parts going on.
- [James] Is that like your standard evening out?
- No.
No. This is something that was really unusual.
I've never went to question someone,
and then I had somebody tied up in a trunk.
All right, listen guys.
Pray for me on this.
I'm, I don't know how this is gonna go.
I gotta be honest.
I'm a little more nervous now,
than anything you've seen me do. Believe it or not.
- [Lisa] Wait, you're afraid of her?
- I'm more afraid of this.
- [James] Let's just go right on.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on.
Hold on, I wanna make this go good.
- [James] Normally this works, we just go,
just barge in, right?
- Yeah. I don't know if she's,
she'll barge me in the nose.
- [Stacy] Baby!
- Hey babe, what's up?
- [James] Come on in, Lisa. Come on.
- [Tom] Hey, no, wait guys. Hold on.
Hey.
- [Lisa] Hi. - [Stacy] Hi.
- [Tom] Hey, I wanted to surprise you.
There's a camera crew following me around,
for my insurance adjusting jobs.
And it might even go somewhere, to like,
be like on Bravo or something.
So I wanted to surprise you.
- [Stacy] Are they (indistinct)?
- [Tom] No, it's a surprise. Surprise.
So I wanted to kind of bring them in.
This is Lisa.
- [Lisa] Hi. - [Stacy] Hi.
- That's Levi. And this is James. He's the director.
- [Stacy] Oh, cool.
- [Tom] And I wanted to surprise you, so I want, you know,
I was, I wanted to make you happy and proud.
- Yeah, I just thought you were coming over. Not a whole,
I don't get this. I don't understand, why are they here?
- [Tom] Well, let me, let me try to explain.
Just gimme a second. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry.
- [Stacy] Yeah, maybe give us a few more than a second.
(Tom and Stacy speaking faintly)
- [James] Huh.
- [Lisa] All right. Well,
what's our plan B?
- Should I go in?
Is it?
- [Lisa] They sound like they're arguing.
I can't see anything.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go in. I'll go in.
- [Lisa] All right. All right.
- [James] All right, all right, let's go.
Hi!
- [Tom] On Bravo, - [James] Hi.
- [Tom] This could be on Bravo.
- [James] Do you mind if I come in?
- [Stacy] A little bit, yeah, you-
- [James] Just, just wait a sec,
- [Stacy] I'm so, who is this?
- [Tom] This is James.
- [Stacy] Can you take your shoes off in here?
Are they still filming right now?
- [James] Um, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Why don't we, let me, just come over here.
- [Tom] Come in guys, real fast.
- [James] You have, like, an amazing face.
Like seriously, like no, seriously, like amazing.
Like, are you an actress?
Do you act at all? Do you act?
- Pray this works.
- [Stacy] No, I work in cosmetology.
- [James] You don't act?
- [Stacy] No, I don't. I don't.
- Really, you've never, - [Lisa] He's really so good.
- 'Cause you have, - I hope so.
- You have that kind of, - 'cause I'm really nervous.
- [Lisa] He could sell diapers to a baby.
- [James] Presence, it's not just the face. It's everything.
You have a presence. - Never.
- [James] What do you think? - [Tom] I'm saying!
- What do you think?
I mean we're already here. - Listen, they're already,
- Shoes are off. - It doesn't make...
- My socks are on.
- All right, but I don't have enough food for everybody.
(indistinct)
Like, no one's a vegan, here, right?
'Cause I'm not having that in my house.
- Here's what I want you to do, here's the thing.
- [Lisa] We're gluten free.
- Yeah. Ignore,
just let us, and if you get,
- And you're gonna watch us?
- [James] Well, if you get really uncomfortable, honestly,
if you do, just tell us to go, and we'll go.
- Do I look at the camera or look at the lady?
- [James] Don't look at us at all.
- Don't even,
- [James] Don't even worry about it.
- So wait, are you guys together like every day?
- Yeah. I mean, yeah.
They actually showed up one time to my house
when I was still waking up, just waking up.
- I haven't even been over your house
and these people are in your house?
- Well, you, you were so supposed to keep coming.
But the last two times, things happened, I had to get...
- The last two times? I mean, it's a lot of times.
- Babe, you're gonna be over my house.
We're gonna move in together eventually.
- Yeah. When, when is eventually?
We're together, like four months already?
- You will come to my house.
I will cook you dinner.
You can come anytime you want. All right?
- Okay.
- That's all I'm looking for.
Come here.
Right?
- [Lisa] So, like-
- [James] You own this house?
- Yeah.
- [James] Wow.
- [Tom] Yeah, she was-
- [James] From Botox?
- Yes.
- Yeah, she does good.
- People care a lot about this, you know?
- [James] Do you see him very often?
How long do you,
how often do you guys date,
do you see each other?
Because like,
like how often do you see each other?
- Stop it, the camera.
I don't know. Like...
- James, can you kind of kill the questions a little bit?
If you don't mind?
- No. I mean, yeah, once, once or twice a week?
- [James] Because like, we,
we've been filming for a few weeks now and we haven't.
- [Tom] What's that?
- [James] Seen her, at all. (laughs)
Not that you were in any way, like he, he had no-
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He has a point.
I don't feel like I see you a lot, at all.
You're always working.
- Well, it's not like I'm out with the guys.
I'm working.
I'm not out playing. I'm working.
- No, I, I trust you with that.
I mean, I have to trust you.
- [James] I can attest to that,
he mostly is pretty much just working.
- [Lisa] Oh, yeah. - [James] Yeah.
- Okay?
- [Lisa] There's no hanky-panky.
- Yeah. But like, that's kind of like,
so wait, okay. If you're working all the time.
All right, real talk, like,
and like, chime in if you feel.
- [James] Yep.
- If you're working all the time and then you have this
film crew thing here, and you're trying to like,
Bravo this shit.
How am I gonna fit into that?
Am I gonna see less of you because you're
gonna be coming like- - We're here now.
No, you're gonna see more of me.
I'm here right now with you.
- [James] So, I mean, like, if you don't see him that often,
then like at a certain point, you might want to like,
I don't know. I don't know.
Like, do you move on or do you stay with him?
- James?
What, what?
- [James] Just asking the questions, man.
- I'm kind of- - They're asking...
What? I'm so confused here!
Wait a minute. I don't...
I think we really actually have to talk here. Okay?
I know, I know you want, - How did this just happen?
- Well because he's actually asking really smart questions.
This is a smart man that we have here, all right?
- Babe. I just want to hang out and, and,
- I wanna see more of you.
- A lot more than you should. - I'm curious,
if you're working so hard, okay?
- [Tom] Right.
- And I barely see you.
How'd you find the time
to include these people into your life? Huh?
- They're with me, doing whatever I'm doing.
That's it. I mean, plain and simple.
- So, so they're with you like when you wake up, right?
- Sometimes. Yeah, actually, yes.
- [James] Yeah.
- I wake up, they're there.
I have coffee, they're there. - You cook.
Okay. That's nice.
You guys get to chat in the mornings?
- I go to work. They're there.
- So they're with you all the time?
- Not all the time.
- Embracing these intimate moments.
- [Tom] Yes.
- While I'm living here by myself?
- Baby. You're here with me right now.
- [Stacy] Yeah, right now.
What about all the other times?
- There'll be other times that we all shoot together.
- [Stacy] Yeah. And you're telling them everything
and not me.
How are we supposed to, like,
- Because I want,
I try to keep up a certain persona with you.
And I, I don't want you to look like I'm weak,
or feel like I can't protect you.
- [Stacy] Tommy, I don't even feel like
I know you right now.
- You know my buddy Johnny, right? The cop?
- [Stacy] Yeah.
- Why don't we go out on a double date?
- You really wanna go on a double date?
- Yes! I want, I want him to get to know you.
I mean, he's one of my oldest friends in the world.
I want the world to know you, babe!
- You gonna introduce me to your friend?
- Of course I am!
I can't wait.
- Saturday night.
- We could do it Saturday night.
- [Stacy] All right. Fine.
- All right?
- [Stacy] Okay.
- Okay. Are you okay now?
- [James] Do you guys have protected sex?
- [Tom] Um, no.
- They don't need to know-
We, we do.
What happens is, we use the pullout method.
- [James] Really?
- Very quick, very efficient.
- [James] Catholic!
- Yes.
(Stacy laughs)
Yes. We, we, we, yes.
- [James] The rhythm method.
- My grandmother once said,
having sex with a condom
is like taking a bath with socks on.
- [James] All right. Well, every sperm is sacred, right?
You know what they say?
- I'm just telling you what she said.
And I just live my life by that. I was,
- [James] I mean, I don't mean to be inappropriate.
I'm just, this is like.
- You know my grandmother. - A political question.
- You know my grandmother?
- [James] Yes. Your grandmother. Your grandmother also,
- He knows your grandmother?
- No, he met my grandmother.
- He met your grandmother?!
- Over Skype. Over Skype.
- I don't give a shit if it was a,
a fucking pigeon came with a letter.
How am I not meeting these people in your life?
And you're so comfortable having them meet everyone.
- [James] She is a wonderful woman too, actually.
- [Lisa] Oh, I love her.
- Y'all need to get the fuck out.
(wind rushing)
- [Tom] Hey Mikey, I got here as fast as I could.
You sounded like you really needed to see me urgently, so,
sorry I even took this long.
- No, no, no.
I appreciate you coming down here.
It's just a couple of things on my mind.
I gotta, gotta let you know, well, first things first.
- What's happening?
- I was playing poker the other night, couple of guys,
and your name came up a couple of times.
- My name?
- Yeah.
Not in a good way.
Said you were making a little bit too,
making a little noise. A little too much noise.
- Like they said I was making noise?
- Yeah. Look, I'm not telling you how to run your business.
I'm not telling you what to do.
What you do is your business.
I just wanna make you aware of what was going on here,
what was being said.
Now, it could just be fucking talk,
booze going on, guys bullshitting.
- Right.
- But I wanna make you aware of it and not to worry,
because I'm making inquiries.
And as soon as I hear something, you are gonna know.
- You think it's something I should take seriously, or?
- No, no, not yet.
Just be aware.
That's all, that's what I wanted to tell you,
because I can't be sure. I don't know.
- Okay.
- But,
I owe it to you to like give you an idea what's going on.
- Yeah, no, I, I appreciate that.
I didn't expect that.
But, yeah.
- Yeah. I was the same way when I,
but that's why I wanted to tell you.
Now.
- Wait, there's more?
- Yeah. Now to the matter at hand.
This is about me.
- What's going on?
- This is my business.
You know my daughter, right?
- Yeah. How's she doing?
- She's a good kid.
She's not doing too good.
She's been in the hospital.
You know, my wife, and her,
I'm always the last fucking person to find out anything.
They never say shit to me.
And I just walk around like a fucking idiot.
Like yeah, okay, okay, because I don't want to get involved.
'Cause then I blow my top. And if I knew things going on,
I'd get too personal. I might fucking cause more problems.
You know how kids are.
- Right.
- Now I didn't know she was dating this kid,
this fucking Spanish kid named Hector.
I probably would've fucking killed him
in the minute I found out,
and this wouldn't happened.
- Right.
- Okay.
You how kids are.
I'm not stupid. I'm not naive.
She got pregnant.
- Jesus Christ.
- Got knocked up.
She told him about it.
This little fuck,
he worked her over, Tommy.
- Worked her over?
- Beat her up, bad.
Now I didn't know this. My wife calls me.
I gotta go to the fucking emergency room.
She's crying, my wife,
my daughter's in there with fucking tubes and everything.
I don't know what's going on. Doctor comes out.
He worked her over so bad, that fucking kid. (sighs)
She don't have a womb anymore, Tommy.
This is what happens to all the girls,
hysterectomies and shit, he did it to a young girl.
She's only 20 something years old.
- That's crazy.
- She can't have a kid anymore. Do you understand?
Her womanhood's out the fucking window.
She's not gonna be a mother, unless she adopts.
I'm not gonna be a grandpa.
My wife's not gonna be a grandmother.
And this little fuck thinks he got away scot free.
And I'm asking you as a favor to me, Tommy,
because if I get involved, I'm gonna kill this fuck.
If she can't be a woman anymore.
- You want me to...
Say no more. You want me to kill him?
- No.
- You don't want me to kill him.
- I don't want him to be a man no more.
You understand what I'm saying?
Every time,
that she wakes up and she sees another woman with a baby,
and she's gotta have heartache,
this little fuck's gotta feel the same thing
when he drops his pants to take a fucking piss.
When he thinks he's gonna get intimate with a fucking girl,
he can't get it up anymore.
He can't do shit.
I want him to know that.
And I want him to know it came from me.
For the rest of his fucking life
to the day he fucking drops dead.
He's gonna pay for what he did to my little girl.
- [Tom] Hey, hey.
- [Hector] Ow!
- [Tom] Hold this, James.
- [James] Well, I,
- James.
- [James] How many times do I gotta-
- [Tom] Consider it lighting.
Just hold the fucking thing.
- All right, all right, all right, I'm lighting.
- [Lisa] Tom, we've told you a number of times.
We are the filmmakers. We are directing. You're the subject.
- [James] Yeah. - [Lisa] Don't you-
- [Tom] Shh, shh. - [Lisa] No, no, no, no,
listen, you do your job mediocre.
We do our job really well. Let us do our fucking jobs.
- Lisa, do me a favor?
Shut the fuck up right now.
- [Lisa] Oh, really?
- You do your fucking thing. Hold that light.
- I, literally,
- Or you guys get under this fucking chair, all right?
- [James] Okay, okay.
We're gonna have a conversation after this.
- Yeah, yeah, we are. - [Lisa] Yeah.
- [Tom] Yeah. A major one.
- [James] All right. All right.
Still shooting, you're okay?
No, no, it's okay.
Let them, let them do their real life.
- Can I, can I proceed?
- [James] Yeah, I, sure, - Are you guys...
- [James] Absolutely. I, you know what?
In fact, I'm sorry. I'm, I apologize.
- Apology accepted.
- [James] Okay.
- Hey.
listen to me.
Do you think you're a tough guy?
- Untie me, man.
- Do you like punching girls?
Do you like fucking punching girls!?
- [Hector] I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, man!
- [Tom] You want to be a girl?
Because what I'm gonna do right now
is I'm gonna cut your fucking balls off.
I'm gonna put them down your throat.
- No.
- And I'm gonna fucking choke you with them.
- No, man. No, don't do that.
- No? - Please.
- No?
Did she have a choice when you punched her in the stomach?
Did she have a choice?
Did she have a fucking choice?!
- Dude, I can't breathe.
- Did she have a choice?
- I can't breathe.
- Did you want to, when you were fucking her,
did you just pull out your fucking cock?
Or did you keep going?
What'd you think was gonna happen?
You know what? I don't give a fuck.
(Hector screaming)
Stop that, you fucking sissy.
Lovely. Look what I got.
Look what I got!
(Hector whimpering)
Look what I got.
- [James] Wow.
Look at that, guys.
- [James] He has,
those actually are much larger than you would expect.
It's, is it 'cause it's swollen, I guess.
- Well, I'm not a expert in testicles.
- [James] Right. You gonna kill him?
- No.
- [James] I mean, is that something that you do?
- No, I'm gonna brace his testicles right there
so he can look at them.
- [James] What if he tells somebody.
- He's not gonna tell anybody, trust me.
You talk to anybody, I'll fucking kill you. You hear me?
(Hector coughing and heaving)
I'll stick this knife right up your fucking ass.
You'll never have babies again, you piece of shit.
Now you don't have to punch women.
- [James] He's definitely not gonna have babies again.
- Let's, let's get outta here.
- [James] Alright.
- [Lisa] Right. I'll be right behind you.
- [James] Unless he adopts.
- [Tom] Come on, Lisa.
- [Lisa] I just gotta get closeups.
- [Tom] Lisa, I'm gonna hit you with these testicles.
- [Lisa] Don't,
it won't be the first-
(Tom and crew laughing)
- You gonna tea bag her?
- That sounds like a personal-
- [Lisa] No, it's okay. I've already experienced that.
- [James] So what are you, what are we working on here?
What's going on?
So this is,
I don't know if you guys are familiar with the dark web,
but...
- [James] I'm, yeah.
I'm, being like, you buy drugs there.
- Well, I mean, you could buy drugs.
- [James] Kiddie porn, right? Like...
- Oh, probably. I, I've never looked up kiddie porn.
- Dead puppies?
- It could be,
but the reason why I go on a dark web is it's,
it's where I get a lot of my jobs.
When things get slow, I kind of surf the dark web and,
and things kind of come up and people find me.
And that's how I get, I would say about 50% of my jobs.
- [James] What, you get...
Wait, you, so how does that work? I don't understand.
Like, so you, so like, it actually,
I thought that was a myth. You actually get jobs?
- Right. So I, I kind of put it out there.
- [James] Did they, did they say it straight up?
Like, looking for a man to kill.
- No, no, no, no, no. Basically-
- [James] And also maybe fix the sink? Like how does that...
- No, basically, it, it's kind of a,
a thing that happens gradually.
I could tell by someone's demeanor and what,
what they're asking. And like, it's certain codes,
there's like certain codes on the dark web that describe,
you know, hits and...
- [James] Oh, well, like,
like milk-toast means whack or whatever.
- [Tom] Right. Something like that.
Yeah. I'm not gonna say those words.
- You're not gonna tell me what the words?
- No. 'Cause I, I don't want to blow anybody up.
There might be other hit men, looking for...
- [James] What's the code to blow somebody up?
- I don't, I don't want to,
I don't feel I should share that, because,
again, I might be blowing it up for somebody else
who's might be doing the same thing as I am.
But, there's a certain, certain code words, like, here,
- [Lisa] Do you know?
- Do you know how swinger's,
have you heard of swingers?
- [Lisa] Yeah.
- You go into a supermarket,
and if somebody puts a pineapple upside down,
means they swing. - Wait, they do what?
- [James] That's what that means?
- [Lisa] What? - [Tom] Yes!
- Did you just make that up?
- [Tom] No, no, no. A swinger,
- [James] No, I actually,
somebody that actually happened though.
- [Lisa] Wait, they walked toward you
with an upside-down pineapple?
- Actually, when I was with my girl,
I didn't even tell her,
'cause she's very, you know,
she's very over, you know, protective?
- Who, Stacy?
- Yeah. And we were walking in a Stop & Shop,
and there was this girl, she was pretty hot.
And she walked by us like three times with pineapples.
- [James] Yeah. - [Tom] Upside down.
And I knew right away, but I didn't say anything.
And I was hoping Stacy,
she even mentioned like,
why is her pineapple upside down?
- Chicka-chicka-wow!
- Yes! Right.
And I'm like, oh, I didn't even notice.
'Cause I thought maybe she was testing me.
- [James] Yeah. - [Lisa] What?
- So yeah, so, but I, she was clueless,
but the point was, if she would've found out
that that girl wanted to kinda...
- [James] So that's, so every once in a while
I'll see a meme on like, you know,
the upside down pineapple. That's what that means.
- It's, right. Don't tell Stacy.
- [James] Is that like the earring? Like, which,
I forget which ear it is that...
- Oh, I mean,
supposedly if you wear it on the left, you're straight.
If you're wear it on the right, you, you're not straight.
- [Lisa] I didn't even know that.
- You never heard that?
- That was big for a while. - I didn't remember which side
- I thought that was from, - was which.
- [James] Like back in the nineties, even.
- I knew it was in the seventies,
but I didn't know which side was which.
- [Tom] Yeah, no, the left was straight. The right was,
and then all of a sudden I started wearing two.
- The pineapple! - [James] So they, so they...
- [Tom] Yes, so an upside down pineapple,
we were walking and this girl had three,
she was totally giving me a sign.
Right? And Stacy's oblivious, you know, so this girl,
this girl was pretty hot too. So, you know,
Stacy on the third, we went down the third aisle.
And we happen to cross again.
When you go down aisles and you keep crossing each other.
- Yeah.
- She's like, what?
Why is that girl's, have three upside down?
- [James] I'm gonna say, we gotta ask Stacey.
- [Tom] No, no, no, no.
She has, don't ask her.
- [James] Oh, don't ask Stacey!
- [Lisa] You just wanna stir the pot!
- She's, no, no, no, she's clueless with that.
- I'm clueless!
- [Tom] And she's very traditional when it comes to sex.
- [Lisa] Well, apparently I am too.
- Well, well, again, me too. I mean-
- [James] Okay, first of all, I don't wanna hear that.
- [Lisa] Oh right.
- All about your sex sort of thing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting weird.
We're kinda getting off topic.
- [Lisa] All right, all right.
- [James] I really don't need - [Tom] Getting back to this.
- About my sister's sex life. - There's a certain...
- No, no, no.
(Lisa laughs)
Especially like when,
- Yeah, and her husband, - Other half of her
- is over there - is right there.
(James and Lisa laughing)
- [James] Hey guys, just do it for us, here now.
- [Levi] Okay, yeah, but I keep filming though.
- Yeah. But, but please don't just...
- [James] Put it on the dark web.
Because like, they're really into kink,
I'm sure, on dark web.
- [Levi] Oh, totally, I'll make an NFT out of it.
- You don't, don't.
But so anyway, she's is very, she's very like
you and me, God forbid we try to bring stuff like I said,
Hey, you wanna bring somebody in?
She'd flip. She's...
- Wait, are we still on like the sex stuff?
- No! So getting back to this,
(crew laughing)
you're kind of throwing me off with Levi and Lisa.
- [Lisa] I'm saying that's a liability,
that's a liability though, for,
that's another person who would know your business.
- Yeah. Right?
- Yeah. I mean, I guess.
- You got a job from that guy, that,
that mob, Mr. Gangster dude.
Like Mr. Godfather.
- Yes. Yeah, yeah. But again, that, that's-
- [James] He got him straight out of, what was the,
- [Lisa] But that was the, - [James] The Sopranos?
- Oh yeah, totally. - Totally like Tony Soprano,
well he's not like, he wasn't heavy enough,
but like, you know.
- [Tom] Yeah, but-
- But that was just street,
like you getting it off the street?
- [Tom] That's right. But they don't come that often.
I don't, it's not like you get hits every week.
- [Lisa] Right, right, right.
- [James] Oh right. - [Tom] So I,
- [James] Wasn't really even a hit.
I mean, this was a hit, but, like,
- No, I mean, it was a hit.
I cut the guys' balls off, I mean,
- [James] Yeah, but he's still alive.
- Right.
- You know,
- Because that's what he wanted,
- And there's that much less to wash.
- [Lisa] It was a hit below the belt.
- It was-
- Okay, but, but honestly though, he did,
I remember he was, we were, we caught it on that,
we were reviewing the audio,
and he said that there was a,
there was a contract on you.
- Right.
- [Lisa] Oh, right. - He said, what is that?
Like, he said there's a rumor.
He said it was a rumor that,
- He said it was a rumor, but...
- So is that, is that a problem?
- Most of the times it's bullshit.
But if it's factual,
I'm gonna take care of that before they take care of me.
So I don't give a shit.
Nothing I'm gonna worry about.
- [James] Right. Because what, they're gonna, you...
- Oh, honestly I'll fucking kill 'em before they,
they even know what hit them.
So yeah, it's, yeah.
Strike first. Ask questions later.
You know what I mean? So, yeah.
So I'm not really worried.
("Pick Your Poison" by The Bridge City Sinners plays)
? You ever feel alone in a crowded room ?
? Alcohol on my breath better put on a little perfume ?
? I'm out looking for a man who makes me feel ?
? Like you used to a long time ago ?
? But you're out in the street instead of home next to me ?
? Planting seeds where nothing will grow ?
? So pick your poison, why don't you drink it down ?
? Don't you feel better now, Able to face the crowd ?
? Pick your poison, come on, give into sin ?
? If you just sniff one more line ?
? Then you'll feel home again ?
? Take me home ?
? Walk of shame, four A.M., oh man it's cold ?
? Knees are weak, I need a drink, this is getting old ?
? I used to hold your hand ?
? But now I hold this bottle so close to my heart ?
? Use all these strange men just to feel whole again ?
? But you said that we'd never part ?
? So pick your poison, why don't you come on down ?
? To the local bar in town, just to see who's around ?
? Pick your poison, misery loves company ?
? But the drugs just ain't as fun as they used to be ?
? We're out here getting high, 'cause we feel so low ?
? Oh, I need a little powder for my nose ?
? 'Cause I've been empty for years, just trying to fill ?
? The void where we both used to live ?
? And I drink every night just to try to forgive ?
? But I know that I'll never forgive ?
? So pick your poison, let it drag you down ?
? Six feet underground, never make your mama proud ?
? Pick your poison, come on, you're in too deep ?
? Oh, them demons in your head, they got you losing sleep ?
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