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- [Tommy] So.

- [Lisa] Okay, B camera rolls.

- All right, so listen guys.

All right, so just real quick,

you guys are familiar with my whole

relationship with my, with my grandma.

- [James] Yes.

- And this, if I don't call her by like 9:01,

she gets worried every morning.

She's giving me crap with the whole, I don't go see her.

So just, yeah.

If she, she obviously might see you guys.

we're gonna say it's about.

- [James] Is she in the assisted living?

- I put her in assisted living for safety purposes.

God forbid somebody sees me walking.

- [James] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So.

All right, so Gram, you know,

I want everybody to see how beautiful you are.

And, uh, the zoom is, uh,

I could just see your forehead.

Can you try to readjust it?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, like, can you

push it like the screen down so I can see you

and I can see you?

- Step back like that?

- No, I, now I just see the top of your head

and your hair.

- I don't.

You know, this makes,

this makes me frustrated.

I don't know what this Zoom,

and I don't know how to use a computer.

They don't teach me anything here.

I really, Tommy!

I want you to come and get me.

- Can you try one more time to make an adjustment?

- Can I get closer?

Closer?

- Um, yeah, that's,

I guess that's better, right, for now guys?

Yeah, yeah. - You're doin' great.

- You're doin' great. - You're doin' great.

- You're doin' great. - You're doin' great.

But I'm gonna be there, I'm, I'm gonna come.

Next, next week guys.

I want, you know, you know.

- [Gram] I miss you.

- It's your life, you do whatever.

- Yeah, I miss, I miss you.

And I love you. Are you get,

- [Gram] Can you bring, Tommy?

- Yeah?

- [Gram] When you come to see me,

can you bring me a bottle of bourbon?

They don't like no, I can't have alcohol.

- Um.

- [Gram] A small, small one.

It could be just small.

- But I don't have,

but they, they have you on Xanax and Zoloft.

I don't know how that works.

- [Gram] I don't take the pills.

- What do you mean you're not taking the pills, Gram?

How about this?

I'll bring bourbon.

If you promise me to take the Zoloft,

I'll bring a little,

I'll bring a little bourbon for you.

[Gram] That's my Tommy!

- Ah, alright.

- [Gram] You never disappoint me.

- That, that's James.

That's, that's James.

- [Gram] That your friend, that's your friend?

- Yeah, it's a camera, I just wanna introduce you.

They're doing a documentary on insurance adjusting.

So this is, this is Lisa.

- Hi.

- [Gram] Hi.

- I'm not, I don't know yet.

What's your name again?

- Patrick.

- That's Patrick.

(blues music)

? Down the road, where nobody goes ?

? There is a story only two people know, well ?

? One lies dead while the other lives free ?

? I'll tell it dear, if you listen to me, well ?

? One summer day, the weather was nice ?

? Two young lovers, a groom and a bride ?

? That night, they shared the same bed ?

? Didn't know, that she would end up dead ?

- And you know, I wish, you know,

I wish we had Patrick back.

I miss that guy.

- Oh, I miss.

- I mean cause like, now, like,

his sound was like, it was pretty, and the end.

- By the time he got killed, it was good.

- It was good, it was a good sound.

- It was good enough.

- He was good, he was good.

- And he was devoted to what he did too.

- Now we have to worry about

- Now we have like AC's and stuff like,

people that just disappear and shit, I mean.

- Well and now we have to deal with the sound ourselves,

while we're trying to focus, so

- That mic is just a tiny bit.

Too bad we couldn't get another sound guy?

We still can't find another sound guy?

- No.

- Fucking Patrick.

- There's two things I can't, I can't stand.

Are rats,

or hurting children or pets.

Those are my three no-nos.

No pets,

no children,

and no rats.

Anything else goes.

- [James] So, if I were to come to you and you hired,

and I hired, and you hired me, I hired you.

And I told, like, you know, I don't, I whatever,

I folded,

like, I don't know wild, or I gave you up.

- Right.

- [James] What would you do to me?

- I'm not gonna tell you what I would do to you,

but I would say Lisa and Levi,

better say goodbye to you,

'cause they're never gonna see you again.

They'll never find you again.

They might find a, a body part.

They might find a finger.

Chances are they won't find any of you.

(raining)

- Okay, so no, this is a literal general question though.

When he, I'm confused.

Like when he, when we came out of that, the, you know,

when, when Pat Rick, you know, like whatever that woman.

- [Lisa] Yeah.

- Was her name Christie?

Was that her name?

Was her name Christie, was that Christie?

Because he said Christie.

But I thought, like, I thought that Frank Ricci's.

- [Lisa] No, I think she's staying with her friend Christie.

- So then who, so was that,

but didn't she say she was Christie

or was that somebody else?

That was Frank Ricci's wife, right?

- [Lisa] Well I mean,

we're gonna probably be seeing him again,

so we can always ask him.

- I mean like, okay, but I'm just curious, like,

that's Frank Ricci's wife, right?

- [Lisa] Yes.

The one we killed is Frank Ricci's wife.

- Well, I didn't kill anybody.

- [Lisa] I mean the, oh my God.

- That's some Freudian shit right there.

- [Lisa] Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

The one that we filmed

being processed.

- Yeah.

- [Lisa] Was not named Christie.

- Wasn't it something like Nat?

It was Nat.

- [Lisa] Natalie, Natalie?

- Nat, no, yeah, I guess, Natalie.

Nat's short for Natalie?

I think it was Nat Ricci.

- [Lisa] Okay.

I think her name was Nat Ricci.

- [Frank Ricci] Then I would've known something, yeah.

- [Tommy] Does that make sense?

Am I making sense?

- No, it totally makes sense, I just.

- [Tommy] Am I making sense over here?

- No, totally, it makes sense.

- Are we crystal clear?

- [Frank Ricci] Yeah.

- It's like, almost,

it's better that you don't know.

- [Frank Ricci] Yeah.

- Because if I told you and I made a phone call to you,

first of all, there's evidence.

Who's this guy that called you?

- Fuck, yeah.

- [Tommy] And you don't know when it's ever gonna happen.

So when they come, it's very.

(clapping)

- It's so weird.

It's like the first thing that comes in my head is like,

I have a friend who's an actor

and like, I could go and ask him,

how should I behave this way?

- [Tommy] No!

- I can't ask him that!

- [Tommy] No, no.

It's something between you and I.

- Yeah.

- [Tommy] And if you just listen, I know what I'm doing.

- Okay.

- [Tommy] They will find zero evidence on the scene.

- Okay, that's cool, that's good.

- All right?

So, as long as you follow my rules.

- Okay.

- Which is, my rule is just be natural,

and don't implement yourself.

- Okay.

- Everything else will be taken care of.

- Okay.

I will, I will absolutely do that.

- Okay.

- I will absolutely do that.

(knocking)

- [Tommy] Open the door!

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

- [Tommy] Throw this on.

- Oh God.

- [Tommy] Throw it on right now.

- Oh God, put it on face?

- Frank, gimme one second. - Can I?

Put the fucking thing on

and drive.

- [James] It's nice to see you again, Frank.

- [Lisa] Hi, Frank.

- Yeah, hey.

- [Lisa] Is he gonna drive with a gag on?

- Yeah, he's not driving with his pants tied.

- [Lisa] I don't feel comfortable with that.

- Why?

What is, what is,

what does his mouth have to do with his hands?

- [Lisa] Because, when I drive, I talk.

- [James] She talks and drives.

She can't, she can't drive.

- He, he's gonna mumble and drive.

So same thing.

Put the car in drive.

Where were you going tomorrow morning, Frank?

Where were you headed?

- [James] I have a, I'm curious, I have a question.

- Pull up over here, stop right here man.

- [James] I have a question.

So, so.

- Stop right here.

Stop right here!

- So, I'm,

Okay so, I'm a little bit like, nervous.

I just wanna get this straight.

So, so I was confused when you were talking to that,

that, detective guy.

So, he was saying that, this guy turned you in

or some shit like that?

Is that what happened, I don't know, I really don't.

- I have a good friendship with a detective

that said you spoke to Detective Marino.

That ring a bell?

- No, it does not.

- Said you were coming to see him tomorrow morning

to tell him everything I gave.

- I haven't talked to any cops since the day that they came.

- [James] Oh no, we have it on video.

I mean, I don't think the guy made it up.

He literally said the words like,

what you were not supposed to say, right?

Isn't that what you?

- Everything I told you not to say, you told them.

- Cops came on that day

and I was a little fuckin' messed up.

- [Lisa] Hey Frank,

Frank, can you turn this way?

So, so we can hear you.

- [James] We can't see you. Or hear you.

This is, I need to hear you.

- You need to see me.

- [James] You said you were worried

about being nervous with cops?

- I was incredibly nervous about being with cops, yeah!

It's one of the reasons I was.

- You just said straight up,

you're not sure what you told the cops.

- I am sure that I did not say that.

- You know what?

Fucking gag him.

Because I can't deal with this.

Gag up, sorry, Lisa.

Put the gag back up.

- Try to explain.

- [James] White knuckle it.

- [Lisa] It's such bad luck.

- [James] White knuckle it.

- Put the gag on.

Put the fucking gag on!

- Yeah.

- Okay, start driving.

- [James] So where are we going, where are we taking him?

- Make a left this way.

Wait a minute, what, what's wrong with the tire?

- [James] What?

No, I don't, I don't hear anything.

- You don't feel the car being fucked up?

- [James] I don't know, maybe he should pull around there.

Can you pull, can you pull around, then we can check?

Because it does sound like maybe you have a flat.

- [Lisa] I told you guys it was bad luck.

- Right over here, yeah, put it in park.

We have a slow leak.

- [James] Alright guys, let's get out.

Yeah, let's get out, let's get out.

I'm getting claustrophobic.

Are you okay?

- [Lisa] I was leaning on this.

- All right, let's get out of the car

- [James] Sorry, yeah sorry.

I'm like totally, like, I'm hyperventilating.

- I got my gun on you, don't even think about running.

- [James] I'm hyperventilating, so like,

I need to get out, I need to get out, I need to get out.

- And she, her, she comes from a family

that's just fuckin' loaded.

And while we were together, it was like,

this is going to be our life.

This is gonna be our inheritance,

this gonna be how we spend the rest of our life.

And I'm not, I'm not hurting.

I'm doing fine, I do, I do.

I sell cars, I sell high performance, custom cars.

I never say the word cunt, but she's a cunt.

She's a cunt to me now.

Every day there's like a text or something

of just like accusing me of shit,

or berating me,

or calling me neanderthal,

which is what her fucking brother,

that's his fucking nickname for me.

You know, he's a,

he just got tenure at Columbia in Anthropology.

So, he's like, oh, he wrote a book about neanderthals.

And so he's like, every time he sees me, he's like,

fucking neanderthal!

- So, you want me to kill and torture your wife.

- Mm-hmm.

The others? I mean,

you don't have to torture the others or anything.

You can do however, however,

I think with the others, I think just.

- Frank, frank, wait, wait.

So, if I kill your wife and then your brother,

don't you think maybe.

- It's her brother.

- Right.

But killing your wife's brother,

don't you think it's a bit of an, overkill.

- If you knew the guy?

Honestly, no, it's.

- No, I get that.

But I mean, don't you think it's a little suspicious

that your wife

and her brother were killed simultaneously?

You know?

Uh, sorry, I'll kill your wife.

- [James] That's definitely flat, I told you it is.

- [Tommy] Open the trunk.

- [James] Yeah, it needs.

- [Tommy] Open the fucking trunk.

- [James] It's like the jack, he needs the jack.

- [Tommy] What the fuck?

Get outta the fucking car.

- I'm insignificant.

- [Tommy] What, what the fuck?

What are you playing, hitman too?

You'll get yourself deeper and deeper.

- I can't, I can't see, okay?

Cause you put the light to my eyes.

- [Tommy] Listen, shut the fuck up.

- Okay.

- [Tommy] I don't want to know who you are.

- Okay.

- [Tommy] I don't wanna know your name.

- Sure.

- [Tommy] The less I know,

the better chance you'll have of surviving.

- Great.

- [Tommy] Okay?

Just go over here.

- [Carl] I have a family.

- [Tommy] Go right here.

- [Carl] Okay.

- You get the fucking trunk.

Get to the trunk and get a jack.

Start changing the fuckin' tire.

I, I mean, do things that any crazier?

- [James] If that's crazy,

I don't know what the hell we're thinkin' bein' out here.

- [Tommy] You're a fuckin' car salesman.

- I'm not a car salesman.

- [James] Oh, wait, that guy's taking off though.

- What?

- [James] That guy's taking off.

- Oh! Get the fuck over there, get on your knees.

- [James] What?

Get on your knees, both of you.

Both of ya, on your fuckin' knees.

- [James] There's a car coming, man.

- What?

- [James] Yeah.

What the fuck?

- Hey, hey!

- [Tommy] Get back in the car.

Get in the fucking car.

- [Carl] Okay, okay, okay, okay!

Fuckin hell, I will shoot you in the fucking head.

- [Carl] No, don't!

Can't believe you've put me in this fucking position.

- [James] Oh sir?

- [Donny] Tommy, hey!

- [Tommy] Who is that?

- [Donny] That's Tommy Lynch, my God!

- [James] We're doing a documentary.

Oh, good, thank you.

- Yep, you got it.

Tommy, look at you!

- Hey, what's up bud, how are you?

- I'll be damned, how are ya buddy?

- Good, good.

We're just doing a thing on my insurance adjusting.

- Oh, is that right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How's everything?

This is my buddy. - Yeah, yeah.

We've known each other for about what?

Years, dude, years, yeah.

- I'm Donny, nice to meet you.

- How's everything?

- I'm doing well.

Could be better, could be worse, ya know what I mean?

My wife left me, that's all right.

- How's she doing?

- Well, she's dead, so she, you know, it is what it is.

- She left you?

- Took my money, split, everything.

What's going on over here, you alright?

- Yeah, yeah, I just had a little bit of a car problem.

- When we gonna grab a beer?

Now we're supposed to grab a beer.

I'm telling you, beer makes you smart.

You understand?

It made Bud, wiser.

You got what I'm saying?

I'm on camera, hello!

- He's been like this since high school.

Since high school.

- [James] Are you an actor by any chance?

- No, no, god no, no, no.

- [James] You could be an actor.

You're funny.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, he's a good dude.

- So, how about you, man, who you with these days?

- Oh, I'm good, I'm good, a girl.

You know, I'm working, you know, everything's good.

No news is good news, right?

- I understand, yeah.

How's your health, everything good?

- Everything's good, everything's good, man.

So, so, like I was saying, you know,

we're doing this documentary.

- Okay.

- On insurance adjusting.

- Sure.

- My camera crew is, he's over there.

- [James] He's hanging out too.

He's like, he's, you know,

making sure everything's going well.

- Hey Frank, come here a minute.

- [Donny] What's his name?

- [Tommy] This is Frank.

I want to introduce you to a buddy of mine from high school.

- [Donny] How you doing there Frank, Donny.

- Hey, nice to meet you.

- Yeah, nice to meet you.

- [Tommy] Yeah, Frank and I have gotten close.

- Are you hanging out with Hollywood types here now?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Big shot now!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We went to high school together.

- I gotta tell you something.

I mean, this, this has been bothering me, but uh,

did you ever go out with Darlene in high school?

- Your ex?

- Yeah.

- I mean, we went out.

- I'm just curious, it doesn't matter.

- No, no.

We did go out, but you know what?

She had some weird tendencies.

- [James] Do you know that, Frank,

Frank, what do you do?

I forgot, you sell cars?

- I sell cars.

- You sell cars?

- Yeah, I sell high-performance, custom-made, cars.

- [James] So you guys have a lot in common?

- You're kidding me? - Yeah, no, yeah.

- I do mechanical on the side.

Hey, you looking for anyone?

I got three kids now, come on.

- At the moment, not really, but I mean,

if you give me your card and stuff,

I, you know, I'll take it.

- I don't have any on me, damn it.

- [Tommy] I'll get it, I'll get it.

- Will you hook me up?

- [Tommy] Absolutely, without a doubt.

But listen, I don't wanna cut you, you know,

we're gonna get us back to what we gotta do.

- Alright, you want some more light?

I can turn the lights on.

- No, no, no.

Listen, we, I think we got this thing covered, right?

We got it covered.

- Yeah, it's just about done.

- Tommy, everything alright over there?

- Yeah, yeah, no, no, we're good.

We're good, no, no, we're good, we're good.

- [Donny] I might have my tools here, wait a minute.

- Fuck!

- [James] Wow, dude, that was fucking rough, man.

Guys, get a good shot of that.

- Guys, guys, this is my long time friend.

Frank.

You see what you fuckin' made me do?

This is your fault.

You put a fuckin' guy in the trunk,

I have no idea who he is.

And I had to kill one of my friends.

You're putting him in the fucking trunk.

Get out.

- Okay, okay!

- Get out.

- Okay, I'm coming out!

- Shut the fuck up, blame this fucking useless fuck.

Two idiots.

And then these fuckin' guys,

you're not gonna help me either, you too.

- [James] I think you know the ethical.

- Shut the fuck up.

I've known this guy since I was 15 years old.

I dated his wife for God's sakes.

I need you to pick this guy up,

we're gonna put him in his truck.

Come on, hurry up.

- [Frank Ricci] Okay, Okay.

- Turn him over.

Turn him over, on his back, please.

Turn him over on his back.

- [Carl] Come on, Frank, Jesus.

- [Tommy] Grab him by his legs.

Grab him by his hands on his shoulder.

Hurry up.

Hurry up this way.

Knuckleheads.

Put him down a minute, put him down.

More things change and more they stay the same with you two.

Let's go.

- You think you could do this, Frank?

Do you think you can lift him, you old man?

- I'm gonna fuckin' kill this kid right now.

- Guys, guys, relax, relax.

Or I'm gonna shoot you both in the fuckin' head.

I can't believe I just killed somebody

that I knew since I was 15 years old,

I went to high school with.

- [James] That's rough man, that's definitely rough.

- So I, I think there's like a,

it's almost like a purgatory type thing,

where ya know,

yes it is murder,

but if I'm killing somebody that's either a killer

or a drug dealer,

you know,

unfortunately sometimes things happen where

somebody gets killed who's not supposed to.

Like, like I've said in the past, I mean,

sometimes people get arrested that don't deserve it, so.

- [James] So it almost seems like you're a tool.

- [Tommy] This fuckin' guy

We gotta go, let's go.

Come on, go.

- [James] Hey Lisa, let's go.

- [Lisa] I gotta,

I wanna get a close up of Donny.

- Re-gag yourself.

Put your gag on.

You know what, before I put this fuck back in the car,

let him explain himself.

Take your gags off.

Take off your gags.

Why were you gonna turn me in Frank, to the cops?

We're good friends.

- I swear to God, I was not gonna turn you in.

- Put the gag on.

- Look okay, whatever he's told you,

it's fucking bullshit, okay?

- [Tommy] Who are you?

- I'm just.

- [Tommy] What's your name?

- Carl, Carl, Carl.

- [Tommy] You were married.

- I was married.

- [Tommy] What?

- I was married to his sister.

- Why are you here and why, who is this?

- He's the fucking,

supposedly Professor.

- [Tommy] Is this the Carl?

- I am a Professor!

- [Tommy] Is this the Carl you wanted me to kill?

- Oh fuck, yes.

- What, are you fucking kidding me?

- Why did you want me to kill him?

Other than that he belittles you.

- Other than you try,

look at him for two minutes.

- He's just old, right?

He's just upset that his knees

don't work the fucking same anymore.

He's been.

- [Tommy] Muzzle yourself.

Muzzle yourself.

You want me to kill this guy?

- Yeah. - [Carl] No, no, come on.

- [Tommy] You want me to do it right now?

Because as soon as I kill this fuckin' guy,

you and I are gonna have a real heart to heart.

- Fine, I'm totally fine.

- Oh come on, really?

Look at him!

Fucking shit, fuck, I hate you.

- Shut the fuck up.

I thought this guy would never shut the fuck up.

- [James] Somebody's taking off with their car, man.

- [Tommy] What?

- [Lisa] Oh shit!

- [Tommy] You gotta be kiddin' me.

- [James] What?

Frank man, hey give us a ride!

- I'm gonna fuckin' kill that guy.

- [Lisa] Oh my God.

- Come on, watch, watch his foot.

- [James] Well, we could always take your friend's truck,

right?

- No, no, we cannot take my friend's truck.

- [James] Why not?

- Why?

- [James] Yeah.

- I just killed him and threw him in the back of his trunk.

It's bad juju.

? Do you ever feel alone in a crowded room ?

? Alcohol on my breath better put on a little perfume ?

? I'm out looking for a man who makes me feel ?

? Like you used to a long time ago ?

? But you're out in the street instead of home next to me ?

? Planting seeds where nothing will grow ?

- What do you mean a tool?

Are you calling me a tool?

- [James] I don't mean like a tool,

like a wrench.

A pawn or a you know, like.

- Oh, I thought you meant like an asshole tool.

Like a jerk.

- [James] No, no, no, no, no.

- Oh, I didn't know what you meant by that.

? Pick your poison ?

? Come on give in to sin ?

? If you sniff one more line, then you'll feel home again ?

? Take me home ?

(upbeat music)

- [James] Here's, here's a sort of a personal question.

It sounds like.

- Now, now you're giving me personal questions?

- [Tommy] Yeah.

It sounds like you, you don't really have a lot of friends.

Is that like, is that a fair characterization?

- Well, again, I have few,

you know,

maybe now I have a, a detective friend,

which is ironic.

Um.

I'm all about my, my grandma,

uh, my girlfriend,

who I'm trying to make it work with.

But I, I try not to get too close.

Cause if I ever get made,

I'm gonna put them in a bad situation.

? Better now ?

? Able to face the crowd ?

? Pick your poison ?

? Come on give in to sin ?

? If you just sniff one more line ?

? Then you'll feel home again ?

? Take me home ?

(upbeat music)

? Walk of shame at 4am ?

? Oh man it's cold ?

? Knees are weak, I need a drink, this is getting old ?

? I used to hold your hand ?

? But now I hold this bottle so close to my heart ?

? Use all these strange men just to feel whole again ?

? But you said that we'd never part ?

? (upbeat music) ?

? So pick your poison ?

? Why don't you come on down ?

? To the local bar in town ?

? Just to see who's around ?

? Pick your poison ?

? Misery loves company ?

? But the drugs just ain't as fun as they used to be ?

(upbeat music)

? We're out here getting high, 'cause we feel so low ?

? Oh, I need a little powder for my nose ?

? 'Cause I've been empty for years, just trying to fill ?

? The void where we both used to live ?

? And I drink every night just to try to forgive ?

? But I know that I'll never forgive ?

? (upbeat music) ?

? So pick your poison ?

? Let it drag you down ?

? Six feet underground, never make your mama proud ?

? Pick your poison, come on, you're in too deep ?

? Oh, them demons in your head, they got you losing sleep ?

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