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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,529 - HELLO? MAXWELL SMART HERE. - Max, this is the Chief. 2 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,597 HAVE YOU LOCATED KAOS AGENT BOHRMAN? 3 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,700 YES, CHIEF. I UNDERSTAND THAT BOHRMAN IS IN THE NEXT COMPARTMENT. 4 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,137 PERFECT. NOW, MAX, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. 5 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,039 - THIS IS QUITE IMPORTANT. - RIGHT, CHIEF. 6 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:32,241 AS WE SUSPECTED, BOHRMAN IS TAKING KAOS'S NEW INTELLIGENCE CODE 7 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,910 TO THEIR SOUTHERN HEADQUARTERS. 8 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,979 THEN I'M TO PROCEED WITH OUR PLAN, RIGHT, CHIEF? 9 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:38,115 RIGHT. I WANT BOHRMAN DELIVERING THE WRONG CODE 10 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,416 TO COLONEL KIRBY'S SOUTHERN PLANTATION TOMORROW. 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,218 - RIGHT, CHIEF. - IT'S IMPORTANT, MAX. 12 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,621 REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN MAKE THE SWITCH SUCCESSFULLY, 13 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,924 IT'LL SET KAOS'S INTELLIGENCE OPERATIONS BACK 10 YEARS. 14 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,793 DON'T WORRY, CHIEF. YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME. 15 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:52,261 HAS CONTROL AGENT PORTER CONTACTED YOU YET? 16 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,231 NOT YET, CHIEF, BUT HE SHOULD BE CONTACTING ME ANY MINUTE NOW. 17 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,734 WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK THAT'S HIM. 18 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,224 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 19 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,730 - WHO IS IT? - IT'S ME... PORTER. 20 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:10,112 WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE. 21 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,915 - I DIDN'T ORDER A DRINK. - MAX, IT'S ME... AGENT PORTER. 22 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,718 IS THAT YOU, PORTER? 23 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:18,188 WHAT A GREAT COVER! WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK OF BECOMING A PORTER, PORTER? 24 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:21,091 MAX, WE'RE IN LUCK. BOHRMAN JUST ORDERED A DRINK 25 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,658 AND I'M TAKING IT OVER THERE NOW. 26 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:23,881 THAT'S GREAT. 27 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,464 WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? 28 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,332 WELL, I PUT A KNOCKOUT PILL IN THE DRINK. 29 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:31,500 - I ALREADY DID. - OH. 30 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,402 WELL, I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT TOO STRONG. 31 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,572 BOHRMAN'S GOTTA GET OFF THIS TRAIN IN THE MORNING. 32 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,895 IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO STRONG. 33 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:40,944 IT'S OKAY. 34 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,880 MAX! 35 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:44,981 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 36 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,716 OH. OH, I'M FINE. 37 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,451 NOW LOOK, PORTER, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: 38 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,052 YOU TAKE THIS DRINK OVER TO BOHRMAN 39 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:52,722 AND WHEN I THINK THE DRUG HAS HAD TIME TO TAKE EFFECT, 40 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,624 I'LL GO IN THERE AND SWITCH THE CODES. 41 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,747 GOOD LUCK, MAX. 42 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,570 HELLO, CHIEF? EVERYTHING IS GOING PERFECTLY. 43 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:11,141 PORTER IS TAKING THE DRUGGED DRINK INTO BOHRMAN'S COMPARTMENT. 44 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:15,178 NOW WHEN BOHRMAN PASSES OUT, I'LL GO OVER AND MAKE THE SWITCH. 45 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,681 CHIEF, I THINK BOHRMAN JUST PASSED OUT. 46 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,785 NOW REMEMBER, MAX: YOU'LL FIND THE CODEBOOK TAPED TO BOHRMAN'S CHEST. 47 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,109 TAPED TO THE CHEST. RIGHT, CHIEF. 48 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,103 Chief's voice: NOW REMEMBER, MAX: 49 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,528 YOU'LL FIND THE CODEBOOK TAPED TO BOHRMAN'S CHEST. 50 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:01,751 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY PICKED A FINE TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN, MAX. 51 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,253 WELL, I COULDN'T HELP IT, CHIEF. 52 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,388 AND BESIDES, I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MY FACE SLAPPED. 53 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,857 HOW COULD BOHRMAN SLAP YOUR FACE? SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS! 54 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,526 I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT BOHRMAN. 55 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,294 I WAS TALKING ABOUT 99 WHEN SHE FOUND OUT. 56 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,196 IF 99 WEREN'T SO CLOSE TO HAVING A BABY, 57 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,897 I COULD HAVE ASSIGNED HER TO THE CASE. 58 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,432 YEAH, SHE COULD HAVE PULLED IT OFF. 59 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,201 NOW THAT BOHRMAN HAS DELIVERED THE CODE, 60 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:21,404 WE'RE FORCED TO INFILTRATE COLONEL KIRBY'S PLANTATION TO MAKE THE SWITCH. 61 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,239 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME CAPTURED KAOS FILM 62 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,829 TO SHOW YOU WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST. 63 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,789 THAT'S THE COLONEL'S PLANTATION. 64 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,185 AND THAT'S THE SWAMP SURROUNDING THE PLANTATION. 65 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,321 IT'S HEAVILY INFESTED WITH ALLIGATORS. 66 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,992 THERE'S ALSO A HIGH WALL PATROLLED BY SENTRIES 67 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:43,515 24 HOURS A DAY. 68 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:48,219 THAT'S HIM NOW... COLONEL KYLE K. KIRBY. 69 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,537 DON'T LET HIS APPEARANCES FOOL YOU, MAX. 70 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:10,220 THOUGH HE MAY SEEM TO BE A KINDLY SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN, 71 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,055 HE'S REALLY ONE OF THE MOST RUTHLESS, 72 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,190 COLD-BLOODED KILLERS WE'VE EVER RUN UP AGAINST. 73 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,626 I KNOW, CHIEF. I'VE EATEN IN ONE OF HIS RESTAURANTS. 74 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,729 Chief: COLONEL KIRBY IS PROFICIENT WITH MOST WEAPONS, 75 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,753 BUT ESPECIALLY SO WITH THE BULLWHIP. 76 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,703 WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. 77 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,706 A CRACK TEAM OF EXPERTS TRAINED IN COMMANDO TACTICS 78 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,942 WILL GO TO KIRBY'S PLANTATION TO SWITCH THE CODE, 79 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,743 BUT THE RIGHT MAN MUST LEAD THEM. 80 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,279 WELL, IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME 81 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,181 I'VE HAD TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, CHIEF. 82 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:41,016 MAX, YOU'VE SEEN THE PLANTATION. IT'S A VERITABLE FORTRESS! 83 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,119 YES, WELL, I'VE GOTTEN INTO TOUGH PLACES BEFORE. 84 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,488 WELL, YOU'VE SEEN THE SWAMP, THE HEAVILY ARMED GUARDS, 85 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,956 THE KILLER ATTACK DOGS. 86 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,258 I'VE ALSO HANDLED THINGS LIKE THAT BEFORE, CHIEF. 87 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,294 MAX, THIS IS A SUICIDE MISSION. 88 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,396 WHOEVER GOES WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK. 89 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:57,032 YES, WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, CHIEF, LET'S WISH HIM GOOD LUCK. 90 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,656 GOOD LUCK, MAX. 91 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,537 CONVICTS? 92 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,528 Max: WELL, WE HAD NO CHOICE, 99. 93 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,076 WE CHECKED IT OUT WITH THE COMPUTER 94 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,745 AND THE ONLY THREE MEN WITH THE NECESSARY QUALIFICATIONS 95 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:12,348 TO CARRY OUT THE MISSION ARE NOW SERVING LIFE SENTENCES. 96 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,083 AND YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK WITH THEM? 97 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,718 WELL, IT WASN'T A MATTER OF THAT, 99. 98 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,521 IT WAS A MATTER OF WHETHER OR NOT THEY WERE WILLING TO WORK WITH ME. 99 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,723 THE CHIEF FINALLY GOT THE GOVERNOR TO GRANT THEM 100 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,992 FULL PARDONS IF THE MISSION CAME OFF SUCCESSFULLY. 101 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,528 WELL, I'VE GOTTA RUN ALONG. IT'S GETTING LATE. 102 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,597 WE START TRAINING THIS MORNING AND I'VE ONLY GOT TWO WEEKS TO GET READY. 103 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,999 - OOH! - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 104 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,101 - MY BACK ACHES A LITTLE BIT. - OH. 105 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,438 GEE, 99, I SURE HOPE YOU HAVE THE BABY BEFORE THE TWO WEEKS IS UP. 106 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,607 I'D HATE TO HAVE TO BE OUT ON THAT MISSION AND WORRY ABOUT YOU AND THE BABY. 107 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,609 WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYS IT'LL BE ANY DAY NOW. 108 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,711 - WELL, I'VE GOTTA RUN ALONG. GOODBYE. - OOH. 109 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,380 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - YOUR BACK AGAIN? 110 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,524 NO, MY FOOT... YOU'RE STANDING ON IT. 111 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:04,267 ALL RIGHT, OFFICER, YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE PENITENTIARY. 112 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:05,690 THESE MEN ARE IN MY CUSTODY NOW. 113 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,746 ALL RIGHT, MEN, I'M MAXWELL SMART, YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER. 114 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,271 SO FROM NOW ON WHEN I TALK TO YOU, YOU WILL SNAP TO ATTENTION. 115 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,253 THAT'S BETTER, MUCH BETTER. 116 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,989 - NAME? - SIMMONS. 117 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,825 WHY ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR HANDS UP LIKE THAT, SIMMONS? 118 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,460 BECAUSE THESE ARE THE MOST VALUABLE THINGS I OWN. 119 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,495 WITHOUT MY HANDS, I'D BE OUT OF BUSINESS. 120 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,765 I DON'T RECALL ASKING FOR A SURGEON ON THIS JOB. 121 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,434 - I'M A SAFECRACKER. - OH. 122 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,373 - NAME? - MURPHY. 123 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:45,077 WHAT DO YOU DO, MURPHY? 124 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,452 - GUESS. - LUMBERJACK? 125 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,254 I'M THE MUSCLE YOU ASKED FOR. 126 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,722 OH. 127 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,360 - NAME? - FARLEY. 128 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,128 OH YES, FARLEY, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU. 129 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,598 THEY SAY THAT YOU'RE THE GREATEST PICKPOCKET IN THE COUNTRY. 130 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:12,234 - IN THE WORLD. - OH REALLY? 131 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,070 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 132 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:17,206 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, NOW TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. 133 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,331 SO IN EXACTLY... 134 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,582 MAX, CAN I SEE YOU OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE? 135 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,994 HOW ARE THINGS GOING, MAX? 136 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,276 WELL, CHIEF, THEY NEED A LOT OF WORK. 137 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,278 I'M AFRAID WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME. 138 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,280 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "RUN OUT OF TIME"? 139 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,149 WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR LESS THAN A WEEK! 140 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,951 MAX, KAOS CHANGED THEIR PLANS. 141 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,554 WE'VE JUST LEARNED THAT COLONEL KIRBY IS TURNING THE CODE 142 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,656 OVER TO THEIR COURIER AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. 143 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,891 - TONIGHT? - YES, YOU'LL LEAVE FOR THE SOUTH 144 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,026 IN ONE HOUR. LET'S SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES. 145 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,350 RIGHT, CHIEF. 146 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,465 FARLEY! 147 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,989 SYNCHRONIZE MY WATCH! 148 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,910 WELL, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME ON MY WRISTWATCH PHONE 149 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,745 THE MINUTE THE LABOR PAINS START. 150 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,413 MAX, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 151 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,616 THE CHIEF IS STANDING BY TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL. 152 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,818 I KNOW, 99, BUT I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M NEAR YOU 153 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,152 AT A TIME LIKE THAT. 154 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,088 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU ON YOUR WRIST PHONE. 155 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,288 ALL RIGHT, NOW REMEMBER: 156 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,724 NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT, 157 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,759 NO MATTER WHAT I'M DOING, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME. 158 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,293 ALL RIGHT. GOODBYE, LOVE. 159 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,062 GEE, I'M SORRY I'M LATE, 99. 160 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,446 DID YOU HAVE THE BABY YET? 161 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:59,368 OF COURSE, SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE BABY YET. 162 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,970 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 163 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,472 I CAME HERE TO TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE THE BABY. 164 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,775 WELL, WE DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE'S GOING TO HAVE THE BABY. 165 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,910 SHE COULD HAVE IT TONIGHT, SHE COULD HAVE IT TOMORROW NIGHT, 166 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,345 SHE COULD HAVE IT THE NEXT NIGHT. 167 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,280 GEE, I HOPE NOT, MAX. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW. 168 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:15,104 I'M TIED UP FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. 169 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,022 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT'S ALL THE BUSINESS YOU DID LAST WEEK? 170 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:23,392 WHY, THAT'S MIGHTY DISAPPOINTING. 171 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,628 MIGHTY DISAPPOINTING. 172 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,597 IS BUSINESS THAT BAD, COLONEL? 173 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,565 I TELL YOU, BOHRMAN HONEY, 174 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,700 IT'S A DARN LUCKY THING THAT ALL MY RESTAURANTS 175 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,802 ARE BEING USED TO DISTRIBUTE KAOS INFORMATION, 176 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,946 OTHERWISE WE'D BE OUT OF BUSINESS. 177 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,908 I AM JUST AMAZED THAT PEOPLE DON'T COTTON TO 178 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,043 YOUR TENNESSEE FRICASSEE FROG LEGS. 179 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,346 THEY DIDN'T GO FOR MY TENNESSEE FRICASSEE EELS 180 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,481 OR MY TENNESSEE FRICASSEE POSSUM EITHER. 181 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,317 BOHRMAN HONEY, WILL YOU PLEASE 182 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,441 GET THAT INFERNAL CHICKEN OUT OF THE HOUSE? 183 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,992 HEY, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF YET, COLONEL... 184 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,559 CHICKEN! 185 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,628 - CHICKEN? - YEAH. 186 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,464 I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW: 187 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,189 COLONEL KIRBY'S TENNESSEE FRICASSEE CHICKEN! 188 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,057 WHO'D EAT THAT? 189 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,510 COLONEL HONEY, 190 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,746 WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE IN A LONG TIME. 191 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,482 WE NEVER GO ANYWHERE ANYMORE. 192 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,652 CAN'T WE GO INTO TOWN TONIGHT FOR SOME FUN? 193 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,253 NOT TONIGHT, BOHRMAN. 194 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,322 YOU KNOW KESSINGER THE KAOS COURIER 195 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,913 IS COMING TONIGHT TO PICK UP THE CODES. 196 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,749 BUT I'M SO BORED. 197 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,386 BOHRMAN... 198 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,767 HONEY... 199 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,138 I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU UP IN THE ATTIC. 200 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:46,208 - YOU DO, DARLING? - I'VE BEEN SAVING IT A LONG LONG TIME, 201 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,633 WAITING FOR THE RIGHT WOMAN TO COME ALONG. 202 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,948 OH, COLONEL, I'M SO EXCITED. 203 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,853 WHAT IS IT? WELL, TELL ME WHAT IT IS! 204 00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,356 OOH, IT'S SOMETHING MY DADDY GAVE ME A LONG TIME AGO 205 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,715 - THAT I SAVED. - WHAT? WHAT? 206 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,651 NOBODY KNOWS THIS, HONEY... 207 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,889 BUT I'VE GOT A SLAVE LEFT. 208 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,741 KEEP MOVING. 209 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,977 ANOTHER 100 YARDS AND WE'LL BE THROUGH THE SWAMP. 210 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,378 SMART, I THINK I SEE THE PLANTATION. 211 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,348 YOU'RE RIGHT, SIMMONS. ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO: 212 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,950 AS SOON AS WE GET TO LAND, 213 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,484 WE'LL HIDE THIS BOAT IN THE WOODS, 214 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,288 AND THEN WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY TO THE MAIN GATE OF THE PLANTATION. 215 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,526 - HELLO. - Hello, Max? 216 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,782 IT'S FOR YOU. 217 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,466 - HELLO, SMART HERE. - HELLO, MAX. IT'S ME 99. 218 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,968 OH HI, 99. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 219 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,070 I'M FINE, MAX, BUT YOU MADE ME PROMISE TO CALL YOU 220 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,371 THE MINUTE THE PAINS STARTED. 221 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,807 OH, FELLAS, MY WIFE IS BEGINNING TO GET PAINS. 222 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,041 HOW FAR APART ARE THEY, 99? 223 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,709 I DON'T KNOW YET... I'VE ONLY HAD ONE. 224 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,813 SHE'S ONLY HAD ONE SO FAR. 225 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,650 99, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU GET TWO. 226 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,606 OKAY, MAX. BYE. 227 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,345 ALL RIGHT, MEN, LET'S GO. COME ON, MOVE OUT, MOVE OUT! 228 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,326 LET'S GO. MOVE OUT. 229 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,916 COME ON. 230 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,675 HE'S COMING THIS WAY. OKAY, FARLEY, 231 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,678 HERE'S WHERE WE FIND OUT JUST HOW GOOD A PICKPOCKET YOU REALLY ARE. 232 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,680 I WANT THE KEYS OFF THAT GUARD'S BELT. 233 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,171 CONSIDER IT DONE. 234 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,329 I ONLY WANTED THE KEYS, FARLEY, NOT THE DOG. 235 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:50,766 YOU'D BETTER TAKE IT, SMART. FARLEY GETS OFFENDED REAL EASY. 236 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,301 THANK YOU, FARLEY. 237 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,103 IT'S A PLEASURE. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? 238 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,505 NOTHING. NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE DOG 239 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,240 AND WATCH HIM SO THAT HE DOESN'T BARK. 240 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,464 SIMMONS, MURPHY, LET'S GO. 241 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,959 OPEN THE GATES, SIMMONS. 242 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,799 WILL YOU HURRY UP, SIMMONS?! 243 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,143 I CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT KEY. 244 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,366 HERE, LET ME TRY. 245 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,988 MURPHY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE THE GATE? 246 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,090 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT HERE WITH US. 247 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,281 THEN WHEN WE OPEN THE GATE, WE ALL GO IN. 248 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,765 - HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE? - I BENDED THE POLE. 249 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,000 HE BENDED THE POLE. 250 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,456 COME ON. 251 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,075 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT. 252 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,245 NOW THE FIRST THING... 253 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,380 - HELLO? - HELLO, MAX. IT'S ME AGAIN. 254 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,781 OH HI, 99. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 255 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,883 WELL, THE PAINS ARE COMING EVERY 20 MINUTES NOW, 256 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,987 BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS NOT TO BE CONCERNED UNTIL THEY'RE 10 MINUTES APART. 257 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,255 ALL RIGHT. NOW LISTEN, WHEN THEY COME 10 MINUTES APART 258 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,258 CALL THE CHIEF AND HAVE HIM COME RIGHT OVER. THEN CALL ME. 259 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,393 I WILL, MAX. I LOVE YOU. 260 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,817 I LOVE YOU TOO, 99. 261 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,658 SMART, LOOK. 262 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,199 IT'S KESSINGER THE KAOS COURIER. 263 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,927 SMART, I THINK THAT BUILDING IS THE GUARDS' BARRACKS. 264 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,830 ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO: 265 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,998 MURPHY, I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE AND LOCK THEM IN. 266 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,134 SIMMONS, YOU COME WITH ME. WE'VE GOTTA GET INTO THE HOUSE, 267 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,968 GET INTO THAT SAFE AND SWITCH THE CODE BEFORE 268 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,704 THE COLONEL CAN HAND IT OVER TO KESSINGER. 269 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,009 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 270 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,978 Man: WHO CLOSED THAT DOOR? 271 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,092 Man #2: OPEN UP! 272 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,550 OPEN UP! 273 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,087 QUICK, CLOSE THE DOOR, SIMMONS. 274 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,236 NOW THE SAFE SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THIS ROOM. 275 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,405 WELL, JUST DON'T STAND THERE, SIMMONS. 276 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,106 YOU'RE THE EXPERT... FIND THE SAFE. 277 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,510 I AM AN EXPERT... AT OPENING THEM, NOT FINDING THEM. 278 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:53,448 WELL, FORTUNATELY, I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT AT FINDING THEM. 279 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:57,118 NOW ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, 280 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,522 THE SAFE SHOULD BE... 281 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,589 RIGHT BEHIND THAT PAINTING. 282 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,959 ARE YOU SURE? 283 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,361 THERE. HELP ME MOVE THIS SAFE OVER 284 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,252 SO I CAN STAND ON IT AND GET A BETTER LOOK. 285 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,415 WELL, JUST DON'T STAND THERE, SIMMONS. 286 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,973 I FOUND THE SAFE. NOW OPEN IT. 287 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,925 HELLO? 288 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,325 MAX? 99. 289 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,794 OH HI, 99. HOW DO YOU FEEL? 290 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,462 WELL, THE PAINS ARE 10 MINUTES APART NOW. 291 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,465 OH, THAT'S GREAT! THE PAINS ARE COMING 10 MINUTES APART NOW. 292 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,200 BEAUTIFUL! 293 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,568 99, IS THE CHIEF THERE YET? 294 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,169 NO, MAX, BUT HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 295 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,239 LISTEN, IF EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN, 296 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,374 I SHOULD BE BACK IN WASHINGTON TOMORROW MORNING. 297 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,111 - I'LL COME RIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL. - MAX, I'M SO EXCITED! 298 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,013 I CAN'T TALK ANYMORE, 99. I'M VERY VERY BUSY. 299 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,915 - I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING, OKAY? - OKAY. 300 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,917 GOODBYE, SWEETHEART. 301 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,953 - HOW'S IT COMING, SIMMONS? - I'M JUST ABOUT THERE. 302 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,211 HERE. HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT. 303 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,192 RIGHT THERE. 304 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,394 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - I DON'T KNOW. 305 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,697 IT MUST BE THE BATTERIES. 306 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,254 DON'T MOVE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS. 307 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,769 OW! 308 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,737 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 309 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,406 YOU STEPPED ON MY HAND! 310 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,909 OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 311 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,678 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER. RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT TO OPEN UP THAT SAFE. 312 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,647 HOW AM I GONNA OPEN UP A SAFE WHEN I CAN'T STRAIGHTEN OUT MY FINGERS? 313 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,316 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 314 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,617 YOU'RE GONNA OPEN THE SAFE. 315 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,886 ARE YOU CRAZY? I NEVER OPENED A SAFE IN MY LIFE. 316 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,870 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. COME ON. 317 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,992 NOW TURN IT SLOWLY. 318 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,483 ONE-QUARTER-TURN TO THE RIGHT. 319 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,204 WHAT NEXT? 320 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,906 THAT'S IT. THAT WAS CLOSER THAN I FIGURED. 321 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,410 WELL, COME ON, MAKE THE SWITCH. 322 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,125 Kirby: STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 323 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,876 KESSINGER, PICK UP THAT GUN. 324 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,617 SO... CONTROL AGENTS, HUH? 325 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,566 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! 326 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,436 WE'RE JUST REGULAR RUN-OF-THE-MILL, EVERYDAY BURGLARS. 327 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,205 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU MY NAME, COLONEL. 328 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,608 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GIVE YOU MY CONTROL SERIAL NUMBER: 329 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,231 865... 330 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,047 ALL RIGHT. 331 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,503 NOW HAND OVER THE CODEBOOK. 332 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,284 WE DON'T HAVE THE CODEBOOK. 333 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,419 YOU GOT US BEFORE WE HAD THE CHANCE TO GET IT OUT OF THE SAFE. 334 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,588 GO TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 335 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,490 THAT'S RIGHT, COLONEL. WE DON'T HAVE THE CODEBOOK. 336 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,625 GOOD WORK, SIMMONS. 337 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,027 TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 338 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,184 BOHRMAN... 339 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,220 KEEP THEM COVERED. 340 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,310 KESSINGER, TAKE THE CODEBOOK AND GET GOIN'. 341 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,214 START DISTRIBUTION IMMEDIATELY. 342 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,487 EARLIER THIS EVENING YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT BEING BORED, BOHRMAN. 343 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,623 WELL, THESE GENTLEMEN ARE NOW GONNA PROVIDE YOU 344 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,487 WITH A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT... 345 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,794 BEFORE THEY DIE. 346 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:30,332 NOW WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GO FIRST? 347 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,401 MMM... 348 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,158 START WITH THE CUTE ONE. 349 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,697 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY CURSE. 350 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,212 NOT YOU. THE CUTE ONE! 351 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,615 LET HIM GO FIRST. HE SEEMS SO ANXIOUS. 352 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,084 ALL RIGHT, BOY, START DANCING. 353 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,041 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE! 354 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,779 HOWEVER, I'M CERTAINLY WILLING TO LEARN. 355 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,843 HOLD IT! 356 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,465 - HELLO? - HELLO, MAX? 357 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,233 THE CHIEF IS WAITING FOR ME DOWNSTAIRS. 358 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,202 I'M ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW. 359 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:10,606 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, 99? - YES, THE PAINS ARE COMING EVERY 10 MINUTES NOW. 360 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,270 GOOD. MINE ARE COMING EVERY FIVE SECONDS. 361 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,977 HEY, JUST A MINUTE, FELLA! 362 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,547 THAT WAS MY WIFE I WAS TALKING TO! 363 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,682 OKAY, THAT DOES IT, COLONEL. 364 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,217 I'M NOT DANCING FOR YOU ANYMORE. 365 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:25,309 REALLY? WE'LL SEE. 366 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,014 OH BOY! 367 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,035 HONEY COLONEL... OH. 368 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,437 COLONEL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 369 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,411 - HELLO? - WELL, YOU CAN STOP WORRYING NOW, MAX. 370 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:53,449 WE STARTED FOR THE HOSPITAL AND THE PAINS STOPPED. IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 371 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,751 I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT, 99. I REALLY WANTED TO BE WITH YOU WHEN THE BABY CAME. 372 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,054 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE CASE HERE IS ALL WRAPPED UP. 373 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,856 I'LL BE HOME FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 374 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,791 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL, LOVE. SEE YOU THEN. 375 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,226 GOODBYE, SWEETHEART. 376 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,216 SIMMONS, COME HERE. 377 00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,832 WELL, SIMMONS, I GUESS YOU REALIZE 378 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,835 THAT THIS MEANS A FULL PARDON FOR YOU AND MURPHY AND FARLEY. 379 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,104 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, SMART: I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. 380 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,807 AS SOON AS I GET OUT I'M GOIN' INTO BUSINESS FOR MYSELF. 381 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,877 WELL, I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT. WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS ARE YOU GOING INTO? 382 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,712 I'M GONNA BECOME A TELEVISION REPAIRMAN. 383 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,448 OH. WELL, IF I WERE YOU AND I GOT OUT, 384 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,104 I'D GO STRAIGHT. 29902

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