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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,354 MAX... 2 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:29,206 MAX, WE'VE GOTTA GET GOING. WE'VE GOT MEET OUR CONTACT IN A FEW MINUTES. 3 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:33,210 JUST A SECOND, 99. I THINK I'VE GOT THE HANG OF THIS. 4 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,345 IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. 5 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,634 MAX, LOOK. 6 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,216 I TOLD YOU IT WAS ALL IN THE WRIST, 99. 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,186 WE'VE GOT TO HURRY, MAX. THE 14th TEE'S WAY OVER THERE. 8 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,188 DON'T WORRY, 99, HERE COMES A GOLF CART. 9 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,357 I'LL GET MY CLUBS AND YOU ASK FOR A RIDE. 10 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,959 RIGHT, MAX. 11 00:00:48,983 --> 00:00:52,195 EXCUSE ME, SIR. EXCUSE ME. 12 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:55,332 I WONDER IF YOU'D MIND GIVING MY HUSBAND AND ME A LIFT TO THE 14th TEE? 13 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,767 HAPPY TO. I'M CHUCK CRAMER. I'M THE GOLF PRO HERE. 14 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,769 HELLO. 15 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:03,773 AH, WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE THIS... I'LL JUST HANG ON THE BACK HERE. 16 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,078 - GREAT. - OKAY, LET HER GO. 17 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,892 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. CRAMER. 18 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,729 - CHUCK. - CHUCK. 19 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,019 WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 20 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:32,568 WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAX? 21 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,237 I'M WINDED, 99. 22 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,239 MAX, YOU'RE REALLY OUT OF CONDITION. 23 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,583 YOU OUGHTA TAKE UP JOGGING. 24 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,679 DO YOU THINK THAT'S OUR CONTACT OVER THERE? 25 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:47,705 WE'LL KNOW IN A MINUTE, 99. I'LL GIVE HIM THE PASSWORD. 26 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,789 - HI, THERE. - HELLO. 27 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,691 HE'S OUR MAN. I'M 86, SHE'S 99. 28 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,849 SAY, YOU TWO HAVE SOME HANDICAPS. 29 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,598 NO, WE'RE THE CONTROL AGENTS THAT YOU ASKED TO SEE. 30 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,034 - AREN'T YOU FRED FARGO? - NO, I'M FRANK FARGO. 31 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:07,304 FRANK FARGO? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET FRED FARGO. 32 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,772 FRED FARGO IS MY SISTER-IN-LAW FRIEDA'S FATHER. 33 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,975 FURTHERMORE, HE FLEW TO FRANKFURT FRIDAY. 34 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,676 YOU HAVE SOME INFORMATION FOR US? 35 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,911 I OVERHEARD A CONVERSATION IN THE LOCKER ROOM 36 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,881 THAT EXACTLY 4:00 TODAY KAOS IS PLANNING 37 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,506 TO BLOW UP THE AEROSPACE CENTER ADJOINING THE GOLF COURSE. 38 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:36,032 SMART AND 99 ARE RENDEZVOUSING WITH FARGO. 39 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:40,070 NOT FRED, FRANK. FRED FLEW TO FRANKFURT FRIDAY. 40 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:42,995 AND DON'T WORRY, I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 41 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,924 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IT'S GOING TO BE DONE? 42 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,826 YES, AND I CAN ALSO TELL YOU WHO'S BEHIND IT. 43 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,018 Max: WHO? 44 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,469 - MAX, WHAT HAPPENED? - I DON'T KNOW, 99, 45 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,238 BUT HE'S GOT A LUMP ON HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL. 46 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:18,041 MAX, THAT IS A GOLF BALL. 47 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,810 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? I DON'T UNDERSTAND... 48 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,946 HOW COULD A GOLF BALL HIT HIM IN THE HEAD AND... 49 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:27,984 99, LOOK, A POISONED DART EMBEDDED IN THE GOLF BALL. 50 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,487 MAX, WE'VE GOTTA FIND OUT WHO DID THIS. 51 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,110 YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. 52 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:39,051 ANYBODY LOSE A GOLF BALL? 53 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,164 YES, I SEE. 54 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,833 ALL RIGHT. 55 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,377 YES. THANK YOU, DOCTOR. GOODBYE. 56 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,575 WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY ABOUT FRANK FARGO, CHIEF? 57 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:01,310 HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. THE DOCTOR SAID THE ARROW IN THAT GOLF BALL 58 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,680 WAS TIPPED WITH SOME SORT OF AMNESIA-PRODUCING DRUG. 59 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,314 HE'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL SEVERAL WEEKS. 60 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,916 DID YOU NOTIFY HIS FAMILY, CHIEF? 61 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,452 JUST FRIEDA... FRANK FLEW TO FRANKFURT ON FRIDAY. 62 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,088 NOW WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME... KAOS HAS ALREADY SUCCEEDED 63 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,156 IN BLOWING UP TWO OTHER SPACE CENTERS THIS YEAR. 64 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,792 ACCORDING TO FARGO, THIS ONE IS SET TO GO AT 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON. 65 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:21,163 WHICH IS EXACTLY THE MOMENT THAT THEY PLAN TO TEST THE M-14 ROCKET. 66 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:23,165 WOULD YOU SAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE? 67 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,401 BOTH THOSE OTHER SPACE CENTERS WERE BLOWN UP 68 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,438 AT THE PRECISE MOMENT THEY WERE TO TEST THE M-14 ROCKETS. 69 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,172 NOW THAT IS A COINCIDENCE. 70 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:33,175 NO, IT'S NOT. BUT WOULD YOU SAY THIS IS? 71 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:36,345 BOTH THOSE SPACE CENTERS WERE LOCATED NEXT TO GOLF COURSES. 72 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,048 NOW THAT IS A COINCIDENCE. 73 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,384 NO, IT'S NOT. BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? 74 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,686 CHUCK CRAMER, WHO IS THE GOLF PRO AT THIS CLUB, 75 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,288 WAS ALSO THE GOLF PRO AT THOSE OTHER TWO COURSES 76 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,725 AT THE TIME THEY BLEW UP THOSE SPACE CENTERS. 77 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:51,294 NOW I SAY THAT'S A COINCIDENCE. 78 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,495 YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. 79 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,897 WELL THEN, CRAMER'S OUR MAN. 80 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,232 I DON'T THINK SO. BECAUSE AT THE EXACT MOMENT 81 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,201 THOSE SPACE CENTERS WERE DESTROYED, 82 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:02,004 CRAMER WAS HAVING A DRINK WITH THE MANAGER OF THAT CLUB 83 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,841 AND HE HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT. 84 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,345 THIS ONE WAS TAKEN AT THE PINEWOOD COUNTRY CLUB... 85 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,817 AND THIS WITH THE MANAGER OF THE CEDARWOOD COUNTRY CLUB. 86 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,186 CHIEF, THESE PICTURES ARE INTERESTING. 87 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,889 - DO YOU MIND IF I HOLD ON TO THEM FOR A WHILE? - ABSOLUTELY. 88 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,325 CHIEF, SOMEONE'S COMING TO OUR TABLE. 89 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:25,294 THAT'S MR. UPJOHN, THE MANAGER OF THE CLUB. 90 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:28,932 I'VE ASKED HIM TO JOIN US. WE NEED ALL THE HELP HE CAN GIVE US. 91 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,300 - SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING, CHIEF. - MR. UPJOHN, 92 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,469 THESE ARE CONTROL AGENTS 86 AND 99. 93 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,505 - HOW DO YOU DO? - HOW DO YOU DO? 94 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:38,340 YOU'RE THE TWO THAT WERE WITH THE VICTIM WHEN HE WAS STRUCK DOWN. 95 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,977 - THAT WAS A TERRIBLE THING. - YES. MR. UPJOHN, 96 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,712 I'LL NEED YOUR FULL COOPERATION. 97 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,648 I'D LIKE AGENTS 86 AND 99 TO HAVE FULL ACCESS TO THE CLUB... 98 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,316 ITS FACILITIES, THE COURSE. 99 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,385 I'LL ONLY BE TOO HAPPY TO COOPERATE. 100 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,954 COULD YOU ARRANGE FOR THEM TO PLAY THE COURSE 101 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,591 - WITH YOUR PRO CHUCK CRAMER? - NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 102 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,559 OH, WE'RE INDEBTED TO YOU, MR. UPJOHN. 103 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,294 I CAN'T GO INTO DETAILS. I CAN ONLY SAY 104 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,329 THAT THIS IS FOR THE SECURITY OF THE NATION. 105 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,332 I'M A VERY PATRIOTIC MAN. IF THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY, I'LL... 106 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:07,258 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO... I'LL CUT THE GREEN FEE IN HALF. 107 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,409 HAVING US PLAY WITH THE PRO THIS AFTERNOON, CHIEF, 108 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,077 IS A STROKE OF GENIUS. 109 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,813 - THANKS, MAX. - THAT WAY WE GET A FREE GOLF LESSON. 110 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,183 THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY, MAX. 111 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,718 OBVIOUSLY, BOTH THOSE SPACE CENTERS WERE BLOWN UP 112 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,054 FROM SOMEWHERE ON THE ADJOINING GOLF COURSE. 113 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,391 NOW IT'S MY HUNCH THAT IT WAS DONE WITH SOME SORT OF A NUCLEAR GOLF BALL. 114 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:31,660 CHIEF, THE NEAREST POINT TO THAT SPACE CENTER IS THE 14th HOLE 115 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:35,331 AND THAT'S ALMOST 400 YARDS AWAY... NOBODY COULD HIT A GOLF BALL THAT FAR. 116 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,867 IF ANYBODY CAN, IT WOULD BE THE PRO. 117 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:42,038 NOW EVEN THOUGH CRAMER HAD AN AIRTIGHT ALIBI THE LAST TWO TIMES, 118 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,040 I WANT YOU TWO TO BE PLAYING GOLF WITH HIM 119 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,042 AT EXACTLY 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON. 120 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,877 - WE'LL SEE TO IT, CHIEF. - NOW, MAX, 121 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,079 99 AND I WILL KEEP THIS PLACE UNDER SURVEILLANCE 122 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,748 WHILE YOU GO TO CONTROL'S SECRET LAB. 123 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,816 DR. SIMON HAS SOME SPECIAL EQUIPMENT FOR YOU. 124 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,618 - RIGHT, CHIEF. - LET'S GET GOING. 125 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,109 - WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. - IT'S MY CHECK, CHIEF. 126 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,547 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, YOU GOT IT LAST TIME. 127 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,082 I MEAN, IT'S MY TURN NOW. 128 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,587 AFTER ALL THERE ARE TWO OF US, THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU. 129 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,425 IF YOU INSIST, CHIEF. 130 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,833 DR. SIMON, WHERE ARE YOU? 131 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,602 OVER HERE, 86. 132 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,592 EXCUSE ME A MOMENT. 133 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,552 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - EXERCISING. 134 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,421 I'VE GOTTA KEEP IN SHAPE. 135 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:09,191 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... A HEALTHY BODY MAKES A HEALTHY MIND. 136 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,995 YOU MUST HAVE SOME MIND. 137 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,696 I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. 138 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,099 YOUR SPECIAL GOLF EQUIPMENT IS OVER ON THE TABLE. 139 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,289 AH, THANK YOU. 140 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:23,539 Man over P.A.: Two minutes, Miss Simon, two minutes. 141 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,142 WHAT'S THAT FOR? YOU DON'T USE A BALLOON ON A GOLF COURSE. 142 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,613 THAT'S FOR MY ACT. I'M DOING A BUBBLE DANCE THIS WEEK. 143 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,915 THESE ARE YOUR GOLF CLUBS. 144 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:36,018 THESE IRONS ARE SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO HIT A BALL STRAIGHT 145 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,753 - EVERY TIME. - OH. 146 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,155 DO YOU HAVE A WOOD THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED 147 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,892 - TO HIT A GOLF BALL STRAIGHT EVERY TIME? - HAS ANYBODY? 148 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,995 HOW ABOUT THESE GOLF BALLS? ARE THEY ANYTHING SPECIAL? 149 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,631 ONLY ONE... IT'S A MAGNETIC GOLF BALL 150 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,833 THAT WILL BE DRAWN TO ANYTHING METALLIC. 151 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,769 IT WILL HOME IN ON THE CUP SO BE SURE TO USE IT ONLY FOR PUTTING. 152 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,071 WHICH ONE IS THE MAGNETIC ONE? 153 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,296 THE ONE THAT'S STUCK TO YOUR WRISTWATCH. 154 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,950 NOW SHOULD YOU WANNA CONTACT THE CHIEF, 155 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,453 THIS IS A GOLF-SHOE PHONE. 156 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,088 - WELL, HOW DOES IT OPEN? - IT DOESN'T. 157 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,957 YOU SPEAK INTO THIS SPIKE HERE 158 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,326 AND YOU LISTEN TO THIS SPIKE HERE. 159 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,695 OH. WELL, WHAT'S THIS HOLE IN THE CENTER FOR? 160 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,898 - THAT'S WHERE YOU PUT THE DIME IN. - YOU HAVE TO PUT A DIME IN?! 161 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,868 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. SUPPOSE I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE? 162 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,570 SUPPOSING I GET A WRONG NUMBER? 163 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,472 THEY'LL SEND YOU STAMPS. 164 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:34,096 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET UNDRESSED FOR MY PERFORMANCE. 165 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,438 Man over P.A.: On stage, Miss Simon. 166 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,491 DR. SIMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 167 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,028 WITH AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF THE LOS ANGELES RAMS? 168 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,164 THEY GAVE IT TO ME. I DID AN UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT ONCE 169 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,400 AND TRAVELED FOR TWO WEEKS WITH THE PLAYERS AS ONE OF THEM. 170 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:02,838 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU TRAVELED WITH THE LOS ANGELES RAMS 171 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:06,042 AND NOBODY FOUND OUT YOU WERE A WOMAN FOR TWO WEEKS?! 172 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,845 THEY FOUND OUT THE FIRST DAY, BUT NOBODY WOULD TELL. 173 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,682 OKAY, I'M READY FOR MY PERFORMANCE, 86. 174 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,951 - WISH ME LUCK. - GOOD LUCK. 175 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,752 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT MY BUBBLE. 176 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,622 OH, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 177 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,391 NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY DANCE WITHOUT MY BUBBLE? 178 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,727 EH, YES. WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 179 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:28,720 BUT I'D CERTAINLY LIKE TO STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT. 180 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,792 I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO CHUCK CRAMER, MAX. 181 00:11:33,816 --> 00:11:34,070 -00. 182 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,838 I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN HE GETS HERE, 183 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,908 I JUST HOPE YOU GIVE HIM THE SAME KIND OF A BAWLING-OUT YOU GAVE ME. 184 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,676 YOU MUST ADMIT THAT EVERY TIME 185 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,445 YOU VISIT CONTROL'S SECRET LAB AT THAT BURLESQUE HOUSE, 186 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,248 YOU'RE VERY LATE GETTING BACK. 187 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,584 99, THE FOLLIES THEATER IS NO BURLESQUE HOUSE... 188 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,286 AT LEAST IT WASN'T UNTIL TODAY. 189 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,288 AND I COULDN'T RUN OUT ON DR. SIMON... 190 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,124 AFTER ALL, SHE IS ONE OF OUR FELLOW CONTROL AGENTS. 191 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,026 DR. SIMON IS NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL 192 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,761 "ONE OF OUR FELLOW CONTROL AGENTS." 193 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,764 DON'T BE SILLY, 99. I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FACE 194 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,100 AND A FABULOUS BODY AND FANTASTIC LEGS, 195 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,057 BUT WHO NOTICES? 196 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,405 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. SMART, MRS. SMART. 197 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,440 MR. CRAMER WILL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY. 198 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,876 I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY PLAYING OUR BEAUTIFUL COURSE. 199 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,544 THAT'S THE FIRST HOLE OVER THERE. 200 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,047 WHAT AN UNUSUAL RING YOU'RE WEARING, MR. UPJOHN. MAX, LOOK... 201 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,884 - ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL RING? - OH YEAH, NICE... VERY NICE. 202 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,119 WELL, UH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 203 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,689 IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. 204 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,692 I SAW A RING LIKE THAT ONCE BEFORE, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE. 205 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,528 WELL, I DOUBT IT... IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM. 206 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,264 - HAVE A GOOD ROUND. - NICE GUY. 207 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,666 MAX, I KNOW I'VE SEEN THAT RING SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 208 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,335 I JUST CAN'T PLACE IT. 209 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,604 99, HOW CAN YOU WORRY ABOUT A RING AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 210 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:46,209 WE'VE GOT LESS THAN TWO HOURS BEFORE THAT MISSILE CENTER IS GONNA BLOW UP. 211 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,510 AND NOT ONLY DO WE NOT KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA BE DONE, 212 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,013 - WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IS GONNA DO IT. - WE KNOW WHEN. 213 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,516 YES, WELL, KNOWING WHEN ISN'T GOING TO TELL US WHO OR HOW. 214 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,719 - I'D GLADLY TRADE MY WHEN FOR A WHO AND A HOW. - WHY? 215 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,456 EH... WHY! YEAH, A GOOD QUESTION, 99. 216 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,691 WELL, YOU SEE, IF WE KNOW WHO, 217 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,761 THEN WE CAN WATCH HOW WHO DID IT AND THEN THAT WILL GIVE US 218 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,098 - OUR WHO, OUR HOW AND OUR WHEN. - THAT MAKES SENSE. 219 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,355 I KNOW IT, 99... THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME. 220 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,240 OH, NICE PUTT, MRS. SMART. 221 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,497 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE AWAY. 222 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,604 UH, YOU GO AHEAD AND PUTT. 223 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,194 YEAH. 224 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,957 HMM. 225 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:38,387 THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME TODAY YOU'VE DONE THAT, MR. SMART. 226 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,790 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY SLICE A PUTT BEFORE. 227 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:44,148 EH, YES! WELL, IT'S... IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. 228 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,199 DO YOU MIND IF I LOOK AT YOUR BALL? 229 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,156 EH... 230 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,644 MAX, YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE MAGNETIC BALL, DID YOU? 231 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,335 NO, I GAVE HIM YOURS. 232 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,280 LOOKS OKAY TO ME. COME ON, 13th HOLE IS NEXT. 233 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,451 - HERE'S YOUR BALL, MR. SMART. - THANK YOU. 234 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,014 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE DONE THAT TODAY. 235 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,382 WELL, IT JUST SHOWS NOBODY'S PERFECT, MR. SMART. 236 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,707 YOU TWO TEE OFF, I'LL MEET YOU DOWN ON THE FAIRWAY. 237 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,126 - WHAT'S WRONG, MAX? - I DON'T KNOW, 99. 238 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,028 I HAVE A FEELING HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE. 239 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,931 IT'S A QUARTER TO 4:00. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH HIM AT 4:00 240 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,666 WHEN THE EXPLOSION'S DUE TO GO OFF. 241 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,268 IF WE KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM, HE CAN'T MAKE HIS MOVE. 242 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,371 MM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. 243 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,635 - HERE, GO AHEAD, TEE OFF. - RIGHT. 244 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,786 I SWITCHED BALLS WITH SMART. HE NOW HAS THE EXPLOSIVE GOLF BALL. 245 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,322 IN TWO SECONDS, WHEN HE TEES OFF... 246 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,226 THAT WILL BE THE END OF MR. AND MRS. MAXWELL SMART. 247 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,834 OH, THROW ME A BALL, 99. 248 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,869 THERE'RE THREE HERE. WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? 249 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,826 ANY ONE. 250 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,651 SLICED IT OUT OF BOUNDS. 251 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,609 - THROW ME ANOTHER ONE. - OKAY. 252 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,599 THAT'S MUCH BETTER... HOOKED IT OUT OF BOUNDS. 253 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,423 THROW ME THE LAST BALL, 99. 254 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,825 HMM. 255 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,880 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS BALL. 256 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,530 - MAX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YES, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 257 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,666 THE SPACE CENTER WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP 258 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,535 - FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES. - THAT WASN'T THE SPACE CENTER, MAX. 259 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,437 SOMEONE TRIED TO BLOW US UP. 260 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,674 AN EXPLOSIVE GOLF BALL... HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DR. SIMON? 261 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,542 JUST BECAUSE I BROKE HER BUBBLE. 262 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,079 NO, MAX. SOMEONE MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOU THAT EXPLOSIVE GOLF BALL. 263 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,082 THAT MUST MEAN WE'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE. 264 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,618 WHAT HAPPENED? 265 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,819 SOMEBODY JUST TRIED TO KILL US. 266 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,955 WHY WOULD ANYONE WANNA DO A THING LIKE THAT? 267 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,691 I ADMIT YOU DON'T PLAY A GREAT GAME OF GOLF, BUT STILL... 268 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,960 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO BACK TO THE CLUBHOUSE? 269 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,496 YOU DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 270 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,698 UH, I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF WE PLAYED ON, 271 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,500 - AT LEAST UNTIL THE 14th HOLE. - YES. 272 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,370 WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO AHEAD AND I'LL JOIN YOU IN A FEW MINUTES? 273 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,114 - RIGHT, MAX. - ALL RIGHT. 274 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:31,294 HELLO, THIS IS MAXWELL SMART CALLING THE CHIEF. COME IN, CHIEF. 275 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,458 - CHIEF? - YES, LARABEE? 276 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,749 - CALL FOR YOU FROM MAX. - I'LL TAKE IT HERE. 277 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,035 - GO AHEAD, MAX. - Hello, Chief. 278 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:49,538 SOMEBODY JUST USED AN EXPLOSIVE GOLF BALL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT ON OUR LIVES. 279 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,406 - THAT'S GREAT. - THAT'S GREAT? 280 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,109 OF COURSE... THAT MEANS YOU'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT. 281 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,777 IT ALSO PROVES THAT I WAS RIGHT... 282 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,580 THEY PLAN TO BLOW UP THE SPACE CENTER WITH A NUCLEAR GOLF BALL. 283 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,383 It has to be from the 14th hole... that's the closest point. 284 00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:04,253 THAT'S WHERE CRAMER AND 99 ARE NOW, CHIEF. 285 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,088 THEN GET BACK THERE RIGHT AWAY. 286 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,832 - I HAVE A FEELING CRAMER'S OUR MAN AFTER ALL. - RIGHT, CHIEF. 287 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,896 - WHERE'S CRAMER? - HE HAD A 4:00 APPOINTMENT BACK AT THE CLUBHOUSE 288 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,165 TO HAVE A PUBLICITY PICTURE TAKEN WITH MR. UPJOHN. 289 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,166 - WELL THEN, HE'S NOT OUR MAN. - WHY NOT? 290 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,135 BECAUSE THE EXPLODING GOLF BALL HAS TO BE 291 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,605 HIT FROM THE 14th HOLE AND IF CRAMER'S AT THE CLUBHOUSE, 292 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,607 THEN THAT AUTOMATICALLY ELIMINATES HIM. 293 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,742 AND HE'LL HAVE PICTURES TAKEN TO PROVE IT, 294 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,577 JUST LIKE AT THE OTHER TWO CLUBS. 295 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,647 MAX, THAT'S WHERE I SAW THE RING BEFORE. 296 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,116 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, 99? - LOOK, 297 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,951 THESE ARE PICTURES TAKEN OF CRAMER 298 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,019 WITH THE MANAGERS OF THE OTHER TWO CLUBS. 299 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,988 - DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING SIMILAR? - YES! 300 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,490 - THEY'RE BOTH 3X5 GLOSSIES. - NO, MAX. 301 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,594 LOOK AT THE RING THAT THE TWO MANAGERS ARE WEARING! 302 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,596 - Max: IT'S THE SAME RING! - RIGHT! 303 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,998 AND THAT'S THE SAME RING THAT MR. UPJOHN WEARS, 304 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,733 AND HE SAYS THAT IT'S AN HEIRLOOM, 305 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,603 WHICH MEANS MR. UPJOHN AND THE TWO MANAGERS ARE THE SAME PERSON. 306 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,873 YOU MAY BE RIGHT, 99. WE'VE NEVER SEEN THE THREE OF THEM TOGETHER. 307 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,208 TAKE THE GLASSES AND THE HAIR FROM THESE TWO MEN 308 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,343 AND PUT THEM ON UPJOHN... WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 309 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,180 A SURPRISE FOR MRS. UPJOHN? 310 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,250 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? - I'M GETTING OUT MY LIPSTICK TELESCOPE. 311 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,452 IF CRAMER AND UPJOHN ARE WORKING TOGETHER, 312 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,255 WE'D BETTER MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE BACK AT THE CLUBHOUSE. 313 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,924 THERE THEY ARE. 314 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,759 HOW ARE THEY GONNA SET OFF AN EXPLOSION 315 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,861 WHEN THEY'RE HAVING DRINKS ON THE TERRACE? 316 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,586 LET ME SEE THAT, 99. I WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT THE 14th HOLE. 317 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,671 NOPE, THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE. 318 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,135 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 319 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,544 - IT'S THREE MINUTES TO 4:00. - GOOD, I'LL PRESS THE BUTTON 320 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,613 AND ACTIVATE THE LAUNCHER. 321 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,682 - OH. - WHAT'S WRONG? 322 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,606 GUM. 323 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,921 THERE. 324 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,590 THE LAUNCHER IS NOW IN POSITION 325 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,159 AND WILL FIRE AUTOMATICALLY AT EXACTLY 4:00. 326 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,362 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE. 327 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,197 - WHAT? - THAT MORTAR. 328 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,932 - A MORTAR?! - OF COURSE... 329 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:01,525 THE OLD MORTAR-IN-THE-ROCKS- ON-THE-14th-HOLE TRICK! 330 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,107 COME ON, 99, WE'VE GOTTA GET OVER THERE 331 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,575 BEFORE THEY ACTIVATE THAT MORTAR. 332 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,711 SMART AND 99 ARE HEADING FOR THE 14th GREEN. 333 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:12,335 QUICK, STOP THEM. 334 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,599 FASTER, MAX, FASTER! 335 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,102 I CAN'T GO ANY FASTER, 99, I'VE GOT IT UP TO EIGHT MILES AN HOUR NOW! 336 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,807 MAX, IT'S CRAMER... HE'S AFTER US. 337 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,431 KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 338 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,881 MAX, THE CHIEF... HE'S AFTER CRAMER. 339 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,273 DARN FOOL KID. 340 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,923 MAX, IT'S UPJOHN... HE'S AFTER THE CHIEF. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 341 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,782 - I'M GONNA TRY AND LOSE THEM. HOLD ON! - RIGHT. 342 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:08,459 LOOK OUT! 343 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,762 QUICK... HURRY! 344 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,587 I CAN'T SHAKE THEM OFF, 99. 345 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:28,757 MAX, THE MORTAR ON THE 14th HOLE IS GONNA GO OFF ANY SECOND. 346 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:31,493 - WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME! - WAIT A MINUTE, 99. 347 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,395 THE GOLF BALL! THE MAGNETIC GOLF BALL 348 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,798 THAT DOC SIMON GAVE ME... IT WORKS ON THE SAME PRINCIPLE 349 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,466 AS A GROUND-TO-AIR MISSILE. 350 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,568 MAX, YOU CAN'T GET OUT AND HIT A GOLF BALL NOW. 351 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,969 - YES, I CAN. - NO! 352 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,238 NOW, YOU GET READY TO GRAB THE WHEEL WHEN I JUMP. 353 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:45,195 BE CAREFUL, MAX. 354 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,502 UPJOHN, FORGET HIM, STOP HER! 355 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,612 MAX, HURRY. 356 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,829 MAX? MAX! MAX, HURRY! 357 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,497 OH, MAX, HIT IT! 358 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,456 MAX, THE MORTAR IS GONNA GO OFF. OH! 359 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,545 OH, MAX, YOU DID IT! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 360 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:26,214 THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC! 361 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,851 WELL, IT WAS ALL RIGHT, CONSIDERING I RUSHED MY SHOT. 362 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,820 WHAT HAPPENED TO CRAMER AND UPJOHN? 363 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,125 THE CHIEF HAS THEM IN CUSTODY. 364 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,127 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! 365 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,763 I STOPPED SHORT AND THEY CRASHED INTO ME. 366 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:45,566 THAT'S TERRIFIC, 99! WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK OF A THING LIKE THAT?! 367 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,025 I ALWAYS DRIVE THAT WAY, MAX. 29883

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