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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.
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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.
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Yeah, or Her.
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Oh, I-I meant God.
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No, I-I know. So did I.
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"Our Father who art in heaven"
sounds like a man.
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Fair point, although,
"created all life"
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sounds like a woman.
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For Channel Seven,
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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He's a man.
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So, God's a woman.
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Come on.
It's not that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Your comment seemed
disrespectful of God.
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And frankly, a little ignorant
of the scripture.
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Okay, you know what?
I can't do this.
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I quit.
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What did she do?
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What did I do?
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We'll climb back
into the low 70s
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Saturday and Sunday,
and then cold front number two
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rolls in Sunday night.
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Can you believe that's who
they replaced me with?
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I mean,
look at what she's wearing.
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You're not in a nightclub, lady!
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She kind of looks like you.
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No, she doesn't.
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We've got scattered storms
across the state from Houston,
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-all the way to Dallas.
-MANDY: If you're pointing
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at Dallas, it's two inches
lower, you dummy.
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What you watching?
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-New weather girl.
-Nope.
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Thanks for watching,
I'm Kelli with an I,
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and that eye is on your weather.
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(groans)
God.
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I bet everyone's gonna love her
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and no one's even gonna care
that I'm gone.
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Oh, that ain't true.
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And besides,
you'll find another job.
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(scoffs)
It's not that easy, Georgie.
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I don't know, just last week,
Kelli with an I
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didn't have a job,
and now look at her.
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(scoffs)
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Mr. McAllister, wait up.
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* *
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(coos)
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You two planning
anything fun tonight?
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Movie? Board game?
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Maybe a shower?
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I showered.
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Recently.
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She's fine. She don't stink.
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-Thank you.
-But your legs are getting a little bushy.
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Here's an interesting thing:
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women started shaving their legs
during World War II
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'cause their nylon stockings
were being used
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to make parachutes.
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How is that helpful?
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I didn't say "helpful,"
I said "interesting."
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I take it the job hunt
is not going well?
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I sent my tape to every station
between here and Houston.
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No one is biting.
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It's only been a few weeks.
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You just got to be patient.
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I don't need to be cheered up,
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I don't need to be pitied
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and I don't need to be reminded
of how hairy my legs are!
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So, I understand someone
has a big birthday coming up.
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Oh, that's right. 21.
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Our boy's becoming a man.
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Planning anything fun, Amanda?
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Oh, right. Um...
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It's okay. I don't need a fuss.
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Nah, you got to do something.
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Mandy, what did you do
for your 21st?
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-I don't remember.
-It was more than a decade ago.
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I'm serious.
You ain't got to do nothing.
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No, it... it's a big birthday.
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Whatever you want.
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-I'm telling you, it's not...
-Pick something.
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How about shave your legs?
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Or wear nylons.
They're available again.
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Oh, come on, I can't do it.
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They'll recognize my voice.
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I ain't calling the station
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to complain about
the new weather girl.
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No, you don't have to complain,
just say that you miss me.
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'Cause I'm less of a whore.
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Sorry, not doing it.
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(sighs)
Thanks for nothing.
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Hey, I paid for six years
of college
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and don't charge you rent.
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Yeah, and nothing else!
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(phone ringing)
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(sighs)
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Hello?
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Hi, Mandy. How are you?
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Well, that's a rabbit hole
you don't want to go down.
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Understood.
I just wanted to check in
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and see what you were thinking
for Georgie's birthday.
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Oh, um...
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(tongue clicks) He said
he didn't want to do anything.
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Really?
(gasps)
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Is it a surprise party?
Is he in the room?
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If he is, just say,
"What did Missy do now?"
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No, there's no party.
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We're just gonna have
a quiet evening at home.
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Oh, well, if there's no party,
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I'd be happy to cook him
a birthday dinner.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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And he can have alcohol
if he wants,
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but no hard stuff.
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I'm not operating a speakeasy.
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Got it. I'll leave
my moonshine in the car.
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Very funny.
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Wasn't a joke. Bye.
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(sighs)
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(phone ringing)
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Relax. I don't drink moonshine.
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Hey. It's Missy.
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Oh. Hey, what's up?
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How about I throw Georgie
a birthday party?
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My friend Jennifer's parents
are gone next week,
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we have the place to ourselves.
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You want to throw Georgie
a party at your friend's house?
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Yeah. I just need money
for a couple kegs.
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(scoffs)
I am not buying you alcohol.
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I'm providing the venue.
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How about this:
when you turn 21,
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I'll throw you a big party.
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Like I want a 40-year-old
planning my birthday party.
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I will be 37!
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I'm gonna cut out
a little early on Wednesday.
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My mom's cooking me
a birthday dinner.
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Oh, I didn't know
it was your birthday.
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It's okay,
you ain't got to get me nothing.
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"Ain't got to get me nothing."
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How about English lessons?
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-It's your 21st, right?
-Yeah.
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-And you're celebrating it
at your mother's? -Yeah.
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Please tell me
you're gonna get drunk after.
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No. But my mom said I could
have a beer with dinner.
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Georgie, going to a bar
on your 21st birthday
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is a rite of passage.
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Mandy's having a rough time.
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I don't want
to make her celebrate.
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Fine, then I'm taking you out.
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Thanks. Awful dang kind of you.
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"Awful dang."
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You do hear
how other people talk, right?
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What should we have for lunch?
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How about ice cream?
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I want ice cream.
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Let's have ice cream.
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Hey. I had a thought about
Georgie's birthday gift
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-I wanted to run by you.
-Oh, crap.
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It's in two days.
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I know, I know.
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What are you gonna get him?
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I was thinking
a silver money clip,
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maybe shaped like Texas.
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I don't know,
he's pretty attached
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to that stupid Velcro wallet.
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All right, I'll keep thinking.
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And you better be thinking, too.
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He only turns 21 once.
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I wish it had been before
you had a baby, but here we are.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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Honey, I know
you're having a tough time,
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but if the situation
were reversed,
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you know Georgie would
suck it up and make a fuss.
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(sighs) I'll make a fuss, fine.
Leave me alone.
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Is CeeCee having
ice cream for lunch?
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God, I'm a bad mother,
I'm a bad wife. Anything else?
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You're kind of
a crappy daughter, too.
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-HOST (over TV): $700.
-CONTESTANT: L.
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HOST:
There are three L's.
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Yep. Raking up there.
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Close to $5,000.
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What are you doing?
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Your legs aren't that hairy.
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(tongue clicks)
Thank you.
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What's going on with the pits?
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-(door opens)
-GEORGIE: Hey.
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Hey. How was your job?
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Fine. So, listen, I was talking
to Ruben about my birthday,
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and he really wants
to take me out for drinks.
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What about your mom's?
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Well, we'll have dinner and then
I'll meet with him afterwards.
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You don't have to come.
It can just be a guys' night.
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I'm free.
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Great. The more the merrier.
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Well, h-hang on.
I... I thought you didn't want
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to do anything special.
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Oh, I know,
but Ruben's really into it.
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Well, then, I should come, too.
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Sorry. Dudes only.
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Well, she can come if she wants,
but you don't have to.
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No, I want to.
Because I am a good wife
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and a good mother
and a good daughter.
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Okay.
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You're kind of a so-so sister.
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* Happy birthday *
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* Dear Georgie *
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* Happy birthday to you. *
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Make a wish.
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-Yay. (chuckles)
-(applause)
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Champagne for me
and the birthday boy.
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-Thank you.
-How about me?
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You make enough bad choices
without alcohol.
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A toast to my firstborn.
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I am so proud of you.
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I wish your dad could be here
to see all you've accomplished.
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A father, a husband,
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a business owner, only 21.
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Cheers.
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Sorry, I thought you were done.
Let me refill.
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Anyway, I am so excited to see
what the future holds.
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Happy birthday.
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Cheers.
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Mmm.
(exhales)
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Thank you, Mom.
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Thanks, everybody.
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I always knew whatever you set
your mind to, you would achieve.
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Aww, that's what my parents
used to say about me.
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You'll find another job.
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And if not, you've got a great
husband to provide for you.
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(scoffs)
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How about presents?
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Oh. Me first.
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Hmm.
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(stammers)
Dang.
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What is it?
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A Texas-shaped money clip.
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(chuckles)
And it's solid silver.
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Thank you. This is perfect.
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Yeah, it just came to me.
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I've been sitting on this wallet
since seventh grade.
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It's gonna be hard
to give it up.
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Your turn, Mom.
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Well, this is a little
awkward now, but here.
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(chuckles)
A new Velcro wallet. Cool.
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(rock music playing)
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(inhales)
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The birthday boy is here.
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(all cheer)
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Let me pour you a beer.
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Forget beer.
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Uh, waitress,
four shots of tequila.
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Really?
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Yeah, come on, it's a party.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna put some songs
on the jukebox.
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See if they got any Aerosmith.
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00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,857
It is your birthday, but no.
257
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,894
-WINNIE: Here you go.
-Ooh.
258
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,664
To the birthday boy.
259
00:10:30,665 --> 00:10:32,031
Ain't we gonna wait for Connor?
260
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,133
Nope.
261
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,571
(echoes):
Whoo!
262
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,441
(exhales sharply)
263
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,780
Uh-oh.
264
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,624
(exhales)
265
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,226
(hoarse):
Morning.
266
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,696
Oh, look what the cat spit up.
267
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,597
Ha ha.
268
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,700
-What happened?
-Uh, well,
269
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,636
I just puked a pepperoni pizza
I don't remember eating,
270
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,671
so that's one thing.
271
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:15,743
When you and Georgie came home,
we heard a lot of shouting.
272
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,677
Really?
273
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,847
He sounded pretty mad.
274
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,049
Did you hear what it was about?
275
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,316
You don't know?
276
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,919
Look at me.
Do I look like I know anything?
277
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,687
Well, did you see him
this morning?
278
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,858
No, he left before I got up.
279
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,525
Well, maybe we made up.
280
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,327
He slept on the couch.
281
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,662
Maybe we didn't.
282
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,798
Got the toilet unclogged.
283
00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:39,866
Someone tried to flush
this money clip.
284
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,157
What? He tried to flush
my birthday present?
285
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,271
You stole my idea?
286
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,940
Oh, I got to talk to him.
287
00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:48,539
Don't you think
you should find out
288
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,077
some more information first?
289
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,079
Who's right, who's wrong?
290
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,746
These are important things
to know
291
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,083
if you are gonna win this fight.
292
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,918
Why does she have to win?
293
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,787
Jim, not now.
294
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,794
(groaning softly)
295
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,971
You're alive. Impressive.
296
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,208
I need you to connect
some dots for me.
297
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,210
Which dots?
298
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,646
The ones between tequila shots
and ten minutes ago.
299
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,796
That's a lot of dots.
300
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,983
It was a lot of shots.
301
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,052
What's the last thing
you remember?
302
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,955
Uh, you went over
to the jukebox.
303
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,157
Ugh, that jukebox.
304
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,559
A wasteland of classic rock.
305
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,561
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
306
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,030
Hey, hey. Focus.
307
00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:44,897
Right.
308
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,667
A wasteland of classic rock.
309
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,270
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
310
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,473
I'm just saying, we've got
all night, pace yourself.
311
00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:56,175
What? I don't have a job,
I don't have to get up tomorrow.
312
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,145
RUBEN:
Uh, what'd you choose?
313
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,612
To walk away.
314
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,181
Do whatever you want.
315
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:02,849
Oh, I'm glad
I have your permission.
316
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,616
Oh, pool table's open.
Who wants to play?
317
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,186
-I do.
-Cool.
318
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,288
Mandy, let's go play.
319
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,624
Ah, I'm glad somebody
wants to have fun.
320
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,363
On behalf of my family,
I apologize.
321
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,498
She's just blowing off steam.
322
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,067
MANDY:
Oh, crap.
323
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,217
What?
324
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,971
-I'm the jerk.
-Hold on.
325
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,706
She's been having
a rough go of it.
326
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,942
I really just hope
this cheers her up.
327
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,610
Well, that makes it worse.
328
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,079
It sure does.
329
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,184
(phone ringing)
330
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,052
(sighs)
331
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,189
McAllister Auto.
332
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,057
Oh, Ruben, good. It's Mandy.
333
00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:45,724
Georgie's not here,
he's on a tow.
334
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,860
Is he mad at me?
335
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:47,894
I'm mad at you.
336
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,729
You stabbed me with a pool cue.
337
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,965
(scoffs)
Please, I would never do that.
338
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,867
I have a bruise
on my left nipple.
339
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,402
Well, what about Georgie?
340
00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:56,936
I don't know,
he didn't seem happy
341
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,304
when you were on the pay phone.
342
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,006
Pay phone?
Who would I have called?
343
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,773
I have no idea,
although I would recommend
344
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,576
Alcoholics Anonymous.
345
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,980
Well, do you remember anything?
346
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,917
We were playing pool.
Well, I was playing pool.
347
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,385
(shouting)
348
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,554
Come on, you wuss. Fight me.
349
00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:17,556
Mandy, please,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
350
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,757
Nobody's gonna get hurt.
351
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,725
Boop.
352
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,759
Ow.
353
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,162
(laughs)
"Ow."
354
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,932
-Your shots.
-(gasps) Ooh.
355
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,038
Hey. One of those was mine.
356
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,606
And it was delicious.
357
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,375
Why are you being such a dick?
358
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,492
No, I'm not.
359
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,626
Mandy.
360
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,247
Fine.
361
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,950
(exhales) I stood up
for what I believed in
362
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,619
and I lost my job, and I was
really good at that job.
363
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,653
You were.
364
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,956
Aww, thanks.
365
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,391
You're good at your job, too.
366
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,160
Probably. I don't really know.
367
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,430
God, I worked so hard
to get my career back,
368
00:14:57,431 --> 00:15:00,132
and people were starting
to recognize me and I loved...
369
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,701
(distant):
This close!
370
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:02,768
(speaking indistinctly)
371
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,071
Uh-huh.
372
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772
Well, what did I say?
373
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,835
I don't know.
You were mad, you were sad.
374
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,743
There was a hot girl at the bar.
What do you want from me?
375
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,745
Well, then what happened?
376
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,181
I bought her a drink.
377
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,483
Her name's Rebecca.
She's a masseuse.
378
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,618
What happened to me?!
379
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,120
Oh, uh...
(stammers)
380
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,955
...then I saw you
on the pay phone
381
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,957
and Georgie being all mad.
382
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,358
(gasps)
383
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,227
(sighs)
I think I know who I called.
384
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,629
Good for you.
I'm gonna go ice my nipple.
385
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,465
(phone ringing)
386
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,234
Hello?
387
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,136
Hey, Scott, it's Mandy.
388
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,471
It's nice to hear from you
during the day.
389
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,340
Ugh, so I did call you
last night.
390
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,523
You sure did.
391
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,076
Did I wake you up?
392
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,877
You sure did.
393
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,445
Did I say anything embarrassing?
394
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,814
You sure did.
395
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,651
Please, please give me
my job back.
396
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,734
I would get down on my knees,
but the floor here's so sticky
397
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,556
and I'm wearing a skirt and...
398
00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:59,425
-Who are you talking to?
-Just give me a sec, this is important.
399
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,330
Come on, we've known
each other a long time.
400
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,597
-I...
-Is that Scott?
401
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,100
It's a work call.
402
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:08,967
You're drunk-dialing
your ex-boyfriend.
403
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,771
No, I am drunk-dialing
my ex-boss.
404
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,140
Hang up the phone.
405
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,290
You hang up the phone.
406
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,575
Fine.
407
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,410
(gasps)
408
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,615
Yeah, I was a little drunk.
409
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,284
It's okay.
410
00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:26,952
I hope Georgie knows
there was nothing inappropriate,
411
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,355
except for you calling me
at home and waking me up
412
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,558
and telling me
what you were wearing.
413
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,660
I'm sorry.
414
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,230
So, um, I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
415
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:39,731
(chuckles):
Did I get my job back?
416
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,632
You did not.
417
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,202
Yeah.
418
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,508
Hey.
419
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,077
Hi.
420
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,683
I wanted to apologize.
421
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:59,251
-I'm kind of busy.
-Look, I know last night got out of hand,
422
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,488
and I'm really sorry
that I called Scott,
423
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,391
but I promise,
it was just to get my job back.
424
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,892
You told me that last night.
425
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,260
Oh.
426
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,063
So, I already apologized?
427
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,897
Yeah.
428
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,333
Well, then,
why are you still mad at me?
429
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,169
I'm not mad about
the phone call,
430
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,738
I'm mad about what happened
on the drive home.
431
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,007
Did I puke in your truck?
432
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,944
In it, on it, around it.
433
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,613
(exhales):
Oh, I'm sorry.
434
00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:28,012
Are you sorry for anything else?
435
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,549
I am.
436
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,752
Can you give me a hint?
437
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,089
(retching)
438
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,424
(grunts)
439
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,493
Okay, I'm good. We can go.
440
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,395
I can't wait to get
this night over with.
441
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,997
(scoffs) I was just trying
to celebrate your birthday.
442
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,102
Tonight wasn't about
my birthday, it was about you.
443
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,238
Well, sorry, not all of us
444
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,473
have our lives
figured out at 21.
445
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,575
So, now you're mad at my age?
446
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,077
Yes. It's a constant reminder
of what
447
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,046
a failure I am- ooh.
448
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,714
(truck door opens)
449
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,516
(grunts)
450
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,753
False alarm. Where were we?
451
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,722
So you blew up your career.
Start over.
452
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,859
This was the start-over.
I am 32.
453
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,794
I don't get more start-overs.
454
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,296
Age don't matter.
455
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,664
(scoffs)
456
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,700
That is a dumb thing
only a 21-year-old would say.
457
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,302
So, now I'm young and dumb?
458
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,837
Yes, and that makes me
old and...
459
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,005
Oh, God.
(retches)
460
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,607
All over you?
461
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,109
Like a vomit fire hose.
462
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,744
God, I'm really sorry.
463
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,380
Oh, forget it.
464
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,252
It's just that everything
seems to come so easy to you.
465
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,721
It ain't easy.
I work my ass off.
466
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,392
Yeah, and you deserve
all your success.
467
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,609
You do, too.
468
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,663
And so what,
you didn't have it at 21?
469
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:52,198
If you had it,
we would've never met
470
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,467
and there'd be no CeeCee.
471
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,418
You're right.
472
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:58,337
Oh, here's your money clip.
473
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,571
Next time you're mad at me,
474
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,841
don't flush it down the toilet.
475
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,977
I-I didn't flush it
down the toilet.
476
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,646
So, it was me?
477
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,416
Boy, I do not come off good
in any of these stories.
478
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,390
* *
479
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,832
(toilet flushes)
480
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,033
Bye-bye.
481
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,875
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