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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Hello? Hello?

Oh, hey.

How are you, Seth?

Yeah, I'm great.

What are you doing?

Um, just, uh, how are you?

I'm really good.

Um, actually,

downstairs at the party.

Your dad told me the funniest joke.

Anyways, I'm looking for the bathroom.

And, um, this isn't it.

So, do you care if I use yours?

No, go right ahead.

I'll be just a minute.

Don't listen, though, because, um...

I have a really strong stream.

Okay. Don't listen.

I may have tinkled on your seat just a little bit.

Look at you.

Hey, Seth.

Oh, shit, fuck, piss.

It's okay.

I just came to get my panties.

I'm so sorry.

Looks like you found them.

Those are mine, right?

Yeah.

What were you going to do with these?

Look,

this is really embarrassing. Can you leave?

It looks like you're about ready to jerk off a load into my panties.

It's actually hot.

So can I ask you a question?

What?

When you're about to orgasm?

When you have to stop?

Does it make your balls ache?

Yeah.

Are you thinking about fucking me?

Yeah.

Well, in my rulebook, that means whatever is in this sack right

here is mine.

What were you thinking about when you were jerking

off?

About me, right?

of these big titties.

Yeah.

How about this little cupcake?

Thank you.

If you touch it.

Thank you.

Should I taste it?

Yes.

Fuck you.

Yes.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ugh.

Oops.

Oh, fuck.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.