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What the fuck is going on? Dad!

Dad!

Why are you guys dressed like this? Well, we watch porn, so we

want some dirty stuff happening right now. Well,

no one at school knows what they're doing, okay? So we don't know.

Any guy who would. So we thought of you. So we were watching porn and she had

this marvelous idea that, you know, why don't we practice some of this stuff on

my dad? And I thought it was a good idea too. So we called you in here and now

you're going to say yes, right?

You shouldn't tell her our secrets.

Sorry. Yikes.

You guys don't keep any secrets from each other, do you? No.

Best friends don't keep secrets.

What? No.

We're not getting dressed.

I do not think so.

Okay, you know what? Bipolar runs in the family, remember?

That's what she said.

Yep.

Well,

why don't you pull on your pants and we'll show you.

How about you do it? That way I don't have to say I did it. Okay. Because I

in a lot more trouble than you guys do from mom, so.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, so.

You guys are nervous.

Oh, no.

You're nervous.

I guess you don't know me as well as you thought you did.

We take these off because it's more fun with it off.

Uh -uh. You guys have been watching some weird porn.

See the cum?

What the?

Trying to be all grown up and stuff.

Yeah.

Sure about this?

Yeah, hold her by her hair.

Your daughter tastes so good.

I think it's my turn to fucking cough.

Okay.

We're just doing what we saw in the porn.

Yeah, I did.

It looked like she liked it.

I'm going to get wet.

Thank you.

It won't be my first time.

Thank you

Such a dirty little girl, huh?

I like it.

Well, now you know.

The secret's been out.

Wasn't hard, huh?

like they do in those pornos.

Are you sure about that? Yeah. Yeah.

Uh -uh, that's bad.

Okay, whatever.

You don't have to ask me twice.

Are you sure you guys want to do this?

Yes.

You didn't have to ask.

Peace.

That's cool.

Thank you.

cleaned up.

That's what she said.

What

did

you do to my friend?

Bye!