Original subtitles

Why the hell are you empty?!

Taking it out on the shampoo won't get you anywhere.

She's right! Please get a grip.

Why are you so far away?!

Busted!

It-it just worked out that way.

R-r-r-right! What a coincidence!

Kuriyama-san, could you stand there for a moment?

Kuriyama-san, could you stand there for a moment?

L-like this?

A petite, demure damsel in glasses.

A petite, demure damsel in glasses.

All righty. I could see how you might be a hit with boring guys who can't express their feelings.

All righty. I could see how you might be a hit with boring guys who can't express their feelings.

What are you implying?

As your senpai, I'd like to help you make your high school debut.

During that festival, I thought to myself, "She could blossom! "

Why don't we start by taking off your glasses?

Wait! That's inviolable territory that mankind must never sully!

Akkey, you should put more faith in Mitsuki.

No, I'm not backing down on this one!

A girl without glasses is like a shortcake without strawberries!

Really? if you're comparing girls to shortcakes,

the importance of the strawberries should go to whether or not she's a little sister.

Could you drop that disturbing conversation already?

Why'd you take them off?!

Darn it! Kuriyama-san, wear these!

Akkey, you're freaking the ladies out.

So are you.

Now putting that aside,

what's with those bonsai?

Kuriyama-san, would you happen to know anything about them?

B-b-bonsai?

The fact that you're wiping your glasses proves you're guilty.

You're so unpleasant!

You're so unpleasant!

Impressive! I had no idea you were into bonsai.

You have to handle them with care!

It's taken several 10,000 yen bills to get it that big!

Be gentle! Gentle!

S-several?! Be gentle! Gentle!

S-several?!

I think I know why you're always broke.

And why your stomach is always growling.

B-but that all comes to an end today!

I got it back!

At last!

A profitable yomu?

Right. My rent is due pretty soon.

I have to come up with the money within just a few days.

You shouldn't go on about money all the time.

It will lead to dirty photos.

How much for that one?

Let me think...

You're acting more than a little dirty over there!

This is the one!

A fruit-type yomu...

Yep! Its body is about three meters wide in diameter.

Apparently it doesn't really attack people.

And to make matters all the more convenient, it's located on the roof of your school.

Really?

Th-the reward...?

It depends on certain conditions, but it wouldn't go for less than 500,000 yen.

F-five hundred thousand?!

By now, I bet Nino is already on her way to defeat it.

After all, it's a rather delicious yomu.

Or so you'd think, but this one has quite a nasty problem.

Ayaka-san, you did that on purpose!

That must be it...

That's its eye... All righty!

Wait, Kuriyama-san!

Uh...

How unpleasant!

That's my line!

I could have taken it out if you had kept your mouth shut!

My voice had nothing to do with it!

If it senses danger, that yomu dowses the threat in a noxious smelling liquid.

You were screwed one way or the other.

Nasty!

Got it.

In other words, I need to defeat the yomu before it notices me, right?

Can you?

I can!

That was great!

The great thing about bespectacled girls is the various gestures they employ!

Naturally, the way they wipe their glasses steals my heart,

but so does the way they push up their glasses, like what you did just now!

Or when they're tired and they take off their glasses,

rub their nose like this for a second, and then put their glasses back on.

That's in a class all of its own!

Huh?

It won't notice me if I'm up here!

You're mine!

Oh, crap!

I figured!

I failed!

I think you were kinda stupid back there.

Something smells bad, doesn't it?

You're right! What is that?

Senpai, please try to be more careful.

Hey!

What?

You know good and well what!

Are you trying to dump the blame onto me?

Not really. I simply said, "Please try to be more careful."

Be real here!

And why do you smell so horrible? Did you make sure to wash thoroughly?

I most certainly did!

It's just... I was able to change my clothes, but not my underwear...

Are you serious?

I couldn't help it! I'm not built like a boy!

Even if I went commando, I couldn't possibly go around without proper upper support...

You couldn't go without...

I couldn't...

Okay, so they wouldn't jiggle if I went without!

The only way to describe my figure is "cute," "underdeveloped," or "dainty."

And why the heck do they have to be graded A, B, C, and D?!

I think those grades have hurt a whole bunch of people.

Okay, I get it! I'm sorry! I think those grades have hurt a whole bunch of people.

Okay, I get it! I'm sorry! What do you guys think?!

You'll only get trolled for posting things when you're upset. What do you guys think?!

You'll only get trolled for posting things when you're upset.

Isn't tomorrow Sunday?

I swear I'll get it tomorrow...

You're going to try again?

You know it!

Laundry doesn't pay for itself.

What's with this?

That's all I have available at the moment.

You're welcome to wear that home.

It isn't as embarrassing as your PE uniform, is it?

But these are pajamas!

Right, exactly.

Did you learn anything?

What's with that outfit? Are you spending the night?

Please don't go there.

Now then, what did you learn about the yomu?

It looks like Warriors generally set up a diversion

and strike while its guard is down.

Makes sense.

Unfortunately, there is a problem with that whole distraction part.

Apparently it's not your everyday yomu.

Meaning?

How should I say this?

It's a bit unusual for a yomu. Kinda weird, even.

It seems to have a thing for human girls.

In other words, it's a perv!

A-a perv?!

Bluntly put, yes.

So if we could get a human girl to draw its attention while another person attacks...

Not happening.

Mitsuki, it's for your cute underclassman!

That has nothing to do with this! And couldn't you use Ai-chan?

I just so happen to be a yomu.

Exactly! Mitsuki, you're our only hope!

Please! For the sake of the Literary Club's bonsai!

You brought those into our clubroom without consulting me.

Please, Mitsuki!

What is that?!

My uniform. It's drenched in the yomu's bodily fluids.

Knock that off!

Please help me, Mitsuki-senpai!

Not you too, Kuriyama-san!

Please, Mitsuki!

Mitsuki-senpai!

It's leaking ! It's leaking ! It-it's leaking ! Mitsuki-senpai!

It's leaking ! It's leaking ! It-it's leaking!

It's leaking ! That goo is leaking!

Can't I lock it in a cage and call it a day?

No. It's highly cautious, so it'd explode the moment you tried.

Ai-chan, sorry we're making you help us out.

It's fine! Aya-chan told me to lend a hand.

Excuse me... Mitsuki-senpai, shouldn't you be the one to draw its attention...?

I'm cool with leaving.

Ah, fine!

Kuriyama-san, give it your best shot!

All right...

Um, excuse me! Hello!

Uh, I'm not here to attack you.

Lookie. I'm not holding anything. See?

So, ummm...

It's ogling! It's ogling! Kuriyama-san!

Right!

Ummm...

It likes her!

It's said that each time its eye changes color, the less guarded it becomes!

Great! Keep it up.

I think I've waited long enough.

Go, Yakiimo!

Y-Yakiimo?!

It ate too much!

What a disaster...

I see. So it hit Mitsuki with a different liquid from what it's used in the past.

Right! Put simply, it's like how pollen gets shot toward a pistil.

It scent-marked her so it won't lose track of her location.

The person who has been marked is oblivious to the smell!

But no matter how many times I bathe or change my clothes,

I'm going to reek to everyone around me, right?

Right. The stench will disappear if you defeat the yomu,

but that's the only way to make it go away.

I'm sorry about this...

I think I finally understand why that yomu is worth so much.

Same here. Wouldn't it be better if you gradually earned your money

instead of going for big, risky jobs?

Yep. And I bet the landlord would have waited for me to come up with the rent if I asked.

Stop right there!

Why do I get the feeling that you're backing out?

Can you blame us? That yomu is way stronger than it-

You dragged me into this.

Stop it! Are you trying to kill me?

What will happen to me? I've got school tomorrow.

Mitsuki!

Are you all right?

Big Brother!

You okay?

And here this was the first text my little sister has sent me in roughly a year...

This is horrible!

She's your precious little sister, isn't she? Could you help her out?

That stench...

Was the yomu that attacked Mitsuki shaped like a fruit?

You've heard of it?

Yeah. Izumi's told me about it.

Exodus!

This fresh air is great!

We should have done this from the start!

Ai-chan, where did that come from?

What is this? Ai-chan, where did that come from?

A mysterious ball. Ai-chan, where did that come from?

A mysterious ball. Isn't that ball meant for playing on top of the water?

Isn't that ball meant for playing on top of the water?

Have you come up with a way to defeat that yomu? Isn't that ball meant for playing on top of the water?

Have you come up with a way to defeat that yomu? Aya-chan just so happened to have one.

It's true that the yomu takes a strong interest in the ladies,

but it's also interested in one other thing.

Mitsuki...!

Wh-what is it?

It's kinda nice having my little sister locked up like this.

You feel that way, too?

I was just thinking the exact same thing!

I thought that a bespectacled beauty would be surprisingly hot in one of these!

Oh, what an image! She'd have to be a little sister, but that's not bad!

I never expected to land such a great find today!

We're of a like mind today.

Yeah, it's not half bad!

Indeed, it's not half bad!

This fresh air is great!

That stinks! Er, I mean, that hurt!

Pee yew!

Nasty!

Where's that smell coming from?

Do you think we should report it?

My little sister has committed a criminal offense.

Forget about that! Hurry up and teach me how to defeat that yomu!

Songs?

Yeah. In short, it's said to react strongly if it sees a person move

in conjunction with singing to a set rhythm.

In other words, we need to sing and dance in front of the yomu?

Just what I would expect from Ayaka Shindo's little sister!

You're a clever cookie.

Thank you very much.

What an adorable gesture!

She'd be a perfect little sister if she weren't a yomu!

Did your sister complex switch flip on?

I wish I had thought of this sooner.

You surrounded yourself in a cage?

So? Do you know what the song is?

Yep!

This is the song that worked last time someone defeated it.

I'd like you two to listen to it.

I-I have to sing and dance to this...?

Well? isn't it a nice song?

Why are you making us listen to a song YOU like?

Hold your horses! I assure you that this was officially recognized

as the song used when it was defeated last time!

Where was it officially acknowledged?

It's sickeningly sweet... and kinda embarrassing...

I might actually like it.

According to the data I found,

the yomu's eye gave off a pale light when it listened to this song.

It completely dropped its guard,

allowing the Warrior to defeat it as easily as taking candy from a baby.

But, I don't really...

We're doing it.

We're doing this.

Okay.

Well, let's go for it!

R-right!

I'm turning it on!

Hiroomi, I just remembered something.

What is it?

If I remember right, Kuriyama-san told me that she's a horrible singer.

Akkey...

It's too late.

T-tenohira ni ts-tsu-tsuka- Th-the promise caught in-in-in

Most unpleasant.

That's my line!

So what now? It's gonna be dark soon!

Isn't that obvious? After our showers, we're going to give it another shot!

I don't want to.

Hey! Do you realize what you're saying?!

I've had enough of this stench!

Hey! Kuriyama-san!

I mean, it's just so rancid.

It doesn't even make sense anymore! There's nothing but non-stop stench!

I'm tired of smelling like garbage!

It's just too putrid!

Then what will happen to me?

Please keep your distance!

You stink!

Why you...

It's true...

It may be true that we stink, but I won't give up!

Big Brother!

That yomu has humiliated the Nase family to no end!

I cannot afford to keep quiet and do nothing.

I will defeat it!

Come what may, I will never forget the grudge I bear against it!

I feel the exact same way.

Why must I be stinky?!

I've never... ever been so pissed over my own odor.

I swear that I will defeat that yomu!

Senpai...!

I'm sorry.

Kuriyama-san,

let's defeat that yomu together.

I'll be there to cheer you on!

Okay!

Come on!

O-okay!

With that having been said, let's train like mad!

Okay!

You're set and ready to go!

W-will this actually work?

Believe that it will ! We didn't dedicate this past week to training for nothing.

That's right! We worked so hard. We'll pull it off!

Yeah, we will! We can do it!

I swear by my name as a Spirit World Warrior, we will succeed!

Everyone, please break a leg!

Guys, let's do it!

Yeah!

I'm turning on the music!

It'll work out. We can do it! I'm sure we can!

Knowing us, we can pull it off. That's right. We are...

...idols!

Tenohira ni tsukanda yakusoku wa The promise caught in the palm of my hand

Eien ni kienai takaramono Is a treasure that will last for all eternity

Itsuka miageta sora no kanata ni sometime when I looked up beyond the sky

Bokura no asu e to michibiku Future star Leading to our tomorrow was the Future star

Sweet! It's working.

Yeah, it's working!

Its full attention is on them! What a reaction!

Kimi to tomo ni nagashita namida The tears I've shed together with you

Marude yoru wo kakeru ryuusei de Are just like shooting stars racing across the night

Negaigoto ga kanau no naraba If they can grant wishes

Hitotsu daiji na mono wo mamoru yo Then I'll protect the one I hold dearest

Kiseki wa guuzen janai, doryoku no kesshou de Miracles aren't happenstance, but the fruit of hard work

Donna kurayami ni mo utsukushii yume wa aru yo Even in the deepest darkness, there are beautiful dreams

Motto mae e susumou akiramenai kokoro Let's keep pushing forward with a spirit that won't give in

Kimi to naraba ganbareru If I'm with you, I can persevere

Muda na koto wa nai yo There's no such thing as a waste of time

Ue wo muite waraou Let's look up and laugh

Amazing! The yomu's eye is glued to them. Ue wo muite waraou Let's look up and laugh

Amazing! The yomu's eye is glued to them. Ichido kiri no toki dakara This time only comes around once

Ichido kiri no toki dakara This time only comes around once

Wasurenai yo egao; Donna tsurai michi mo So don't forget to smile; In even the worst of paths

Itsumo kimi ga soba ni iru You're always there by my side

Tadori tsuita saki ni nani ga matteiyou to I wonder what's waiting for us at the end of our trail

Asu wo terasu kizuna wa Future Star The bonds that illuminate tomorrow are our Future Star

A hard week's worth of effort!

We can't let it go to waste!

Please! This is...

our...

ultimate weapon!

Motto mae e susumou akiramenai kokoro Let's keep pushing forward with a spirit that won't give in

Kimi to naraba ganbareru If I'm with you, I can persevere

Muda na koto wa nai yo There's no such thing as a waste of time

Ue wo muite waraou Let's look up and laugh

Ichido kiri no toki dakara This time only comes around once

Wasurenai yo egao; Donna tsurai michi mo So don't forget to smile; In even the worst of paths

Itsumo kimi ga soba ni iru You're always there by my side

Tadori tsuita saki ni nani ga matteiyou to I wonder what's waiting for us at the end of our trail

Asu wo terasu kizuna wa Future Star The bonds that illuminate tomorrow are our Future Star

We did it!

Success! We pulled it off!

Now... now we can defeat that yomu.

So, who's gonna defeat it?

Why the hell are you empty?!

I see. Kuriyama-san said that...?

More or less.

She wants to hurry and settle things with Sakura.

She wants to hurry and settle things with Sakura.

Did something happen?

Sakura!

"I should die by your hands."

I genuinely believed that.