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Hey, where is she?

Give me a minute.

Oh, what the fuck is this?

Hi.

How are you?

Get that out of the way.

Look at you.

The old broad.

So here you are.

Have a seat. Have a seat. Alright.

I want to get to know you. Okay.

Uncross your legs. Alright.

So tell me about yourself. What's your name?

My name is Lillian Tesh.

Lillian Tesh. Any relation?

To like the lamest fucking piano player in the world?

No.

You're not his mom?

No. Well, I could be.

Maybe you are.

So tell me about yourself, Lillian. How old are you?

I'm 51.

51. Yes.

Why are you doing porn at 51?

Because I like to fuck.

Okay, well, you don't have to do it on camera, right?

No, but it's fun.

This isn't going to be fun. No.

So tell me about your sex life. You're 51.

Are you just breaking out of your shell or have you always been like this?

I've been very sexually charged since a very young girl.

How young?

Like 11.

No shit.

The fuck were you doing then?

Walking.

Who? The neighbor boys.

All the people at Woodstock.

The first Woodstock.

Oh, that's fucking awesome.

It's a little bit before me, but, yeah. So, right now, I pretty much, I

consider myself, I guess what they call, like, a cougar. A what? A cougar. Oh, I

call you a cougar. Go on the hunt.

Yeah, and what type of guys do you hunt?

Guys with big cocks.

Well, I mean, younger, older.

I like younger guys. I guess they can't be much older, right? They'd be dead.

I like younger guys. That's a different kind of stiff.

Yeah.

So,

younger guys, like how old?

Oh, 20 -something.

And what's the attraction to them? Just they're more physically fit, got more

stamina? And, yeah, normally they're, like, definitely more stamina.

But my experience.

So do you have any kids or grandkids or great -grandkids? No.

You have no children?

No kids.

You know what?

I'm actually glad to hear that because you'd be fucking shaming them right now

by doing this.

That's actually a good thing.

Stand up, baby. Let me see you.

You're actually in better shape than a lot of the fucking 20 -year -olds that

come in here. That dress, though? Wrong.

That thing is, yeah, take that off. That thing sucks.

I mean, that is so non -porn. Look at that body.

Look at these tits, Red.

They're fucking nicer, 80. How old are you again?

He's got abs.

I'm 51.

Dude, that's seriously impressive for 51.

Big old cougar box right there.

That's the cougar box.

What type of sex do you like to have?

I like vaginal sex, and I like anal sex.

You like taking it in the ass, huh? Yeah, I do.

Shit's not, like, falling apart back there?

Let's see. Prove it. Turn around.

Touch your toes.

That's a nice dumper.

This one's all right, Red.

These boys that you're picking up, well, young men, let's say.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, what type of sex are they into? I mean, are they fucking banging you hard,

or are they just... Yeah, banging you hard. Are you into the romantic shit?

No, you just want to get fucked, huh? Yeah.

Just fucked hard? In the car, like, works really well.

Like, go to a club.

God, you're a pig. Pick them up and, like, and then... Right in the bar

parking lot? Yeah. And you're staying clubbing on clubs up there? And then I

just, like... Oh, my God.

At your age, that's just... That's, like, messed up. And then, it's, like,

nice that I have double headers, like, like, go back in the club and then pick

somebody else up and then... That's, like, good night. Hey, before you leave,

give me the name of that club, all right?

All right.

I'll make a fucking road trip to wherever this is.

Alright, 80. Alright. You go in there, like, right before closing hour?

No, mm -mm. I've been there at 8 .30 and... A .M.? 9 .30, round two.

Oh, man.

You are a fucking slut.

And you're proud of that shit. I am.

So what do you do? Dwell them in the car? They fuck you in the car? They fuck

in the car. I come prepared. I bring my condoms and my lube and... Real classy

broad, ain't ya?

Real classy.

They all know you're around.

What a fucking pig. Well, listen, I'm dying to see if you can handle this

All right. Do we want to make sure she has enough energy?

Okay. Oh, yeah, what do we got in store for her?

Red always has something planned for the bitches.

Can't wait to see this surprise.

Oh, shit.

It reminds me of beer bombs in college.

You remember?

I remember.

What, they had colleges in the fucking 1700s?

Here, put your tongue all the way up. What is it, Red? What do you got?

Oh, man.

Put your tongue all the way up.

All right. Put your tongue all the way up here.

Giddy up, y 'all whores. Close your mouth.

Oh, shit.

You must be fun at parties.

Yeah. I'm going to waste all the fucking beer.

Oh, what a ditch.

Face fuck this bitch.

This old broad.

I don't want to break her. Giggly time's over, whore.

Keep them fucking teeth away.

By the way, Pat Benatar called. She wants her haircut back.

Come on, you old geezer.

Love is a battlefield.

Stick your tongue out the bottom.

Come on, wiggle it in.

Come on, you can do it, Granny.

Make the baby boomers proud.

Or arp.

Might have to get Barney out.

He's still there with his fucking old ass decrepit throat.

I've never Facebooked somebody this old before.

There you go.

I think once the cobwebs get knocked off, it'll be all right.

Some mothballs.

Yeah, shove your mothballs in her mouth.

You saying I got old balls?

Right in your mouth.

Open your eyes.

That's it.

Suck them in.

Down the throat.

Open. Open your mouth.

I want to hear some gagging.

There it is.

Turn around.

This is where it's got to go.

It's got to go in the back here.

Say hi to Barney.

Say hi, Barney. Hi, Barney.

Open up. Stick your hand out.

You're like one of those gypsy women.

Stick your tongue out.

Tongue out. Snake charmer.

Wallow it like a sword.

Straight down. Straight down.

Let it go right in your fucking cropping gizzards.

Come on. You can do it.

That's it. Come on.

Oh,

right in your mouth.

I didn't even have my reading glasses on. I got that one.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm a breaker.

I invoke the spirit of Drago. I must break you.

Here, hold your fucking dildo. Open your mouth.

Fuck your mouth with it.

Get in there with it.

Fuck yourself with it.

Push yourself.

Open your throat up. Get it down. There you go. Look at him eyes. You can do it.

There you go. Push yourself. Make yourself far.

That's a good fucking take.

You gotta push, push, push.

Barely past the head. I'm not for that. Yeah, yeah. This sucks.

Get your fucking claws off me.

I'm behind your back.

Look at your Benny Hill shenanigans, bitch.

I like them baby nipples, though.

Outsource their pregnancy, you know?

Keep a body like that.

Now go on.

What are

you running to?

Diesel motor, man. It just took a long time to warm up. That's all right.

Right, boy?

So funny.

Fucking hand off.

Spread your legs.

Let's pretend we're outside the fucking honky -tonk.

It's 8 .30. I was the first fucking dude.

Come on.

Show me some fucking love.

In the back of your fucking... What do you got, a Chevette?

I ride your bike there. Okay.

Fucking riding Miss Daisy right here.

What do they call them things that you drive around? Model T?

No, the battery -operated things.

Model T.

Come on.

Giddy up.

God, you suck at this.

Yeah.

Take you to the upper ground.

There you go.

Let's see what you got, boy.

Let's see what you learned. Come on.

Get in there.

Nice shot. Get in the fucking game, whore. Are you spitting on my fucking

Are you spitting on my fucking floor, you fucking whore?

Why don't you fucking spit on my fucking floor?

Back on that car.

We found a position that works, right? Good job.

That's why you're a fucking pro.

You wind it?

You alright?

Come here.

You don't want to get too much out of it. I know, I know.

I don't want to bust a hip or anything. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Here, blow it right there.

Don't do that.

Blow it.

All right. Thank you. Get back to fucking the Crypt Keeper's head.

Oh, yeah.

That sounds like something good there. Yeah, she's learning.

It's like a video college try.

What's that, her medic alert bracelet on there? Yes.

I've fallen on Red's cock and I can't get up.

Just loosen your head up. Loosen it.

There you go.

Get embedded.

Open.

Say ah.

Ah.

No, say ah. Ah.

I'm not understanding you.

Okay, okay.

Put it that way.

Give a little shout out to the

baby boomers.

Hi.

Don't throw out her hip, dude.

We still need her.

Watch osteoporosis.

Put your head right over.

Bring your head down.

Come

on,

make it go down.

A hundred years of sex right there.

You know what? It's just like any other fucking sphincter.

Let's lube that motherfucker up.

Alright whore, I'm going to squirt this in there.

Gargle it.

Put your cock right there.

and haven't done in your 50 years, open up.

Hi,

I'm Mr. Tish, and I like to eat my boogers.

Hi, be good.

I'm Mr. Tish, and I like to eat that, too.

Mr. Tish looks like Pinocchio.

I think we're making progress.

Come on, Luke.

Come on. Can you have a little mummy mouth?

Luke.

You can't even go past like half the base, dude.

All your years of blowing people, that's the best you got, huh?

60 fucking years of blowing people, and this is the best you can do.

Maybe talk to the other ladies at Bingo. Maybe they can give you a hand.

Arch up there.

Come on, you slime machine hussy.

Take it in there.

I'm trying to write down.

Watch your feet.

Good,

suck it nice.

Come on, pretend you're in the back of a pickup truck.

Good, good. Almost there.

and then we're gonna ass fuck you.

All the way down, come on.

Barf it up.

Barf it up.

Now clean all your fucking slop off, nice and sexy.

Slurp it, slurp it right off his fucking balls.

Slurp it.

Let's hear it.

Slurp it all in your mouth. Collect it in your mouth.

Suck it all into your mouth.

Move your hair.

Collect it in your mouth.

I'll spit it down on my cock from far away.

Now do it again.

Suck it up. All off my bones. Suck it.

Suck it up.

Collect it in your mouth.

Now you're starting to look your age. Look at you.

Makeup's off.

Reality sets in.

Either that or Alice Cooper.

What a lady.

Listen to you. What a lady.

Nice head job.

She's there at Frankenstein.

God damn it.

Are you fucking kidding me? We can't undress you and bring you anywhere.

What do you say, Bula? You ready to fuck this bitch's ass?

She ain't doing shit.

Fail. 50 plus?

Yep.

There's a little different procedures for foreplay when you're 50 plus, right?

I got some lube for you. Turn it over.

Turn it over and face us.

Spread that motherfucking shit out.

Get it in there.

Alright, some lube for that hole. That's enough for a fucking football team.

Hold on, hold on. There's a little more. I said she's 50 plus, bro.

You need a little mineral oil for her hips. You remember that other one?

Start complaining about your hips and shit.

You ready?

Stick your dick in her ass.

Kneel on the sofa.

Kneel on the sofa. Stick your hands all out.

other cheerio.

Want to realize it's working for you?

In the pussy hole.

In the pussy hole.

Push it in your con.

All the way down.

ridden by Miss Daisy.

Miss Daisy, you doing the riding?

Being older people, they can't multi -think like we do in a younger

Two war -torn fucking genitalia.

veterans. Well, it was Memorial Day a couple days ago.

Oh, no!

No!

Ride the car. Ride the car. All right, old mother -hubber.

You get ready to get fucking DP'd?

Okay, push your fucking pussy down.

Push your cunt down. Push your cunt down.

Push your cunt down. That's it.

That's it.

Push your fucking pussy.

Push your fucking pussy.

Thank you.

You got dust in there? Yeah. You got dust in there?

You're not going to dust out this mother of her.

That's it. Open your legs wide.

Let him push in your stool.

Hold it.

You got your emergency brake on?

Stick it up.

Stick it up.

Stick it up, brain.

Turning into Mr. Ed, huh?

Kelvis in the dust, whore.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up.

Yeah.

Go ahead, fuck her. She's part carny.

Whore, guess his weight.

Count the rings on my asshole.

I'll give you a hint. Jesus was born there.

I'll give you a hint. I'm younger than you.

Go ahead, count with the tongue.

Go ahead, sing a tune.

You thought you were an owl? How many licks does it take?

Just don't bite.

Now she looks 19.

That's it.

There you go.

Get ready for the ride of your life, bitch.

Don't break it, Rick.

That was something.

It's a win.

It's a blank.

It's a blank.

Move your

cunt back.

Oh, my God.

You're just a prize pig, huh?

Did you ever win a blue ribbon in fucking Midwest?

I had

to

be a little prismal to get in your ass.

Sit. Don't you touch it.

Here comes another one, bitch.

You're

not

getting sent in here today?

Say it. Say you're a cum -covered piece of shit. Cum -covered piece of shit.

Cunt. That's right. I like how you added that extra word because it was good.

So rub that load in.

So what was it? Was this humiliating or what?

Yeah, lick that.

Lick your fingers.

You feel like worthless?

Like a real fucking gank?

You made your age group proud. Cheers.

Down the hatch, bitch.

Are you sure?

Yeah,

what's your pussy taste like?

Depends.