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Another weekend of fun and games at Castle Copula.

I wonder where Sabri finds all these worthless, sexually frustrated bibbos.

Weekend in and weekend out.

Bitch, thought I didn't see your flasher tit.

I'll get her later on.

After all, we have two days to enjoy ourselves.

Yeah, I guess it sure beats honest work.

Told me there's a virgin this time out.

Wonder which one it is.

and maybe even a little more.

God,

what a beautiful place this is.

So tell me,

I'm Jerry.

Nice to meet you, Jerry. What brings you out here?

Curiosity. I like to learn new things.

Besides, I like to fuck.

What? Is that an offer?

There's only one way to find out.

Oh, boy, what a weekend. What a weekend.

Welcome to the loony bin.

Mr. Aubrey does have a reputation.

Boris, screw up again.

You're not supposed to see this.

No, Boris.

Let them stay.

Let them stay.

It will only add to their pleasure.

Oh, yes, let them stay.

Oh, the shame of it all.

Oh, the divine shame.

My count is wet with shame.

Actually, voyeurism was very popular with the Renaissance painters.

Now is no time for a history lesson.

So, Boris, if you'll show the guests to their rooms, then have them join the

others in the library.

Yes, Master.

Children, I do.

Is that supposed to be erotic?

That's not erotic, honey. It is.

What is this feeling?

Can I catch it?

I don't do females until after I've had my fill of cocks.

That's not what I meant.

Don't cry, honey. Be okay.

Who's been a nasty wench today?

Wench today.

Wench today.

This will teach my lady to play with her dildos.

You worthless slut.

Oh, hide her, Mr. Desai, hide her. Or make my cheeks red with shame.

Are you my new

roommate? Mm -hmm.

I thought I'd make things a little easier on you.

Oh, well.

Well, aren't you going to take me up on my offer?

Right here and now?

Let's fuck.

Do we have time?

Let's make them last a few minutes.

Oh, it's so hot.

This is so tasty. I love it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

What was your name?

Those words were written nearly 2 ,000 years ago by the famed Roman author

Ovid. Now, I doubt that this book entitled The Art of Love was required

in grade school.

Nevertheless, it is one of the oldest and the best authoritative books on the

art of seduction. Some of the world's most famous authors.

Chaucer.

Aristophanes, Boccaccio, Marlowe, Henry Miller, all wrote erotica.

Would anyone care to define erotica?

Sure, any kind of like pornography, you know, dirty pictures, books.

Well, pornography is considered a lower form of erotica, though totally lacking

in any sort of subtlety or style.

Did you know that the young Shakespeare first gained recognition writing erotic

poetry?

Who would consider today such works as Venus and Adonis or The Rape of

Lucretia? Pornographic.

I once read that erotica exists in the society for a two -fold purpose.

First of all, to educate the young and the inexperienced.

And second...

To excite the old and the important.

Ladies and gentlemen, my devoted assistant.

And devoted mistress.

Lady Amanda Willingsley.

First,

I would like to demonstrate several objects associated with the art of

Forrest, betray, please.

I do hope there are none among you who are screamish or bashful or prudish.

For if so, now is the time to leave. There will be no other opportunity.

My seminars tend to be frank and to the point.

There'll be costumes, makeup, insanity beyond your wildest dreams.

And there'll be no beating around the bush.

Although any of you lovely people...

are welcome to beat around your own proverbial bushes as much as you like.

Oh, he's so sexy.

Fascinating.

Excuse me, Sir Aubrey, is there a certain schedule for the next few days?

Yes, there is, although I do like to keep my seminars rather open -ended.

Bards, I need three chairs, please.

Next, I need three sexually uninhibited ladies.

Deanna, are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone?

You'll do just fine, dear.

Who else?

Yes, yes, you over here. Come along, dear.

Do very nicely.

Lastly,

let's see.

Yes. Oh, the sweet lady.

Very nice.

Better watch it, pal. Looks like our host has eyes for your roommate.

Prepare the ladies for the demonstration, please.

Now, ladies, we want you to be as comfortable and relaxed as possible. So

up and take off your underclothes and lift your skirts high up to your waist.

Remove your shoes.

There, very good.

Lift your legs up high and spread them wide.

Very sensual. The props, please.

Yes,

and we begin here with a straight model, which we will lubricate quite well and

insert very slowly. Now spread your lips, dear.

Slowly and gently. There.

In and out yourself.

Oh, yes. There.

Nice and slow now. In and out.

Oh, spread your lips wide, dear. Yes.

There, isn't that good?

Good teacher.

Nice and slow.

Next.

Lubricate it well.

We take it very slowly, spreading the lips.

And insert it slowly at first. There.

Ah, yes. And move your body a little bit. And create your own rhythm, pushing

in and out firmly.

Ah, yes.

Oh, there.

Everybody notice how this is done. Creating your own rhythm.

Ah,

yes.

Ah, so very good.

The stroking of the breast is also recommended. Yes, it feels good. It

good, yes.

And then slowly.

I had no idea this would be so erotic.

Do you call that erotic?

This is the way we pinch our nips, pinch our nips, pinch our

nips. This is the way we pinch our nips so we're alive.

Next, we have the uncircumcised model, which, again, we lubricate very well.

Students, please notice this and insert very gently.

There. Doesn't that feel good to you?

Yes. And then create your own rhythm once again.

In and out, ladies.

This is the fine art of masturbation, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, it's fun.

This is great. And it's a fine art. Yeah, it is a fine art. Worked in and

there.

There,

you see. Has everybody observed well?

Well, class,

so much for our first lesson.

Let us pause for a moment, and we shall continue with a very special

presentation we have prepared for you.

Today we will explore the sexual deviations and the erotica that they

Once again we turn to those sexual pioneers, the ancient Greeks.

Unlike many other civilizations,

The Greeks were quite open to the notion of love between members of the same

sex.

Lesbians derive their name from the legendary island of Lesbos.

It was there that the famed poet Sappho wrote the following lines of verse.

Return, I pray, clad in your milk -white tunic.

Desire births forth at the sight of your beauty.

No woman could not tremble at the thought of its seduction.

Thank you, love.

You came and did well to come.

I needed you.

You have made love blaze up in my breast.

Bless you.

Bless you as often as the hours have been endless to me while you were gone.

I prayed that it might be doubled for us.

Now I know why Eros, of all the gods of heaven and earth, has been the best

loved.

The gods bless you.

May you also sleep then.

on some tender girlfriend's breast.

Now, remember that this evening is our costume ball and food origin, so that

can all get better acquainted.

Well, Glass, wasn't that a stirring film?

Now, that brings us to the end of the afternoon session.

You will please tear yourselves apart.

Children, thank you. We'll take a short break, and we will reconvene tonight.

You're not going to believe this, but I'm still a virgin.

No, with a body like that, you've got to be kidding me.

With a body like mine?

Come on, let me give it to you right now.

I'm not sure if I'm ready for you.

You're ready when you reach puberty.

Yeah.

I'm just waiting for the right man to come along.

I am the right man. I'm here right now.

Yeah. When the right man comes along, I'm going to know it in my heart.

I'm going to know it down here, too.

How can you show me that and not want to do it? Do you want to go through with

it?

Plenty of other things I can show you. That leaves my virginity.

Like what?

That's it.

Come on, that's it.

I want to kiss you, baby.

Can you do that for me? Yeah.

Okay,

come on, baby. Come on, suck it.

Well,

come on, suck on it.

That's it. That's it.

Come on.

Come on. Let me come in your mouth. Here it goes.

So tell me, dear, what do you think of the new group?

Well, actually, I'm rather pleased.

They seem as eager to learn as I am to teach.

I'm just wondering how far they're willing to go.

Think you can still teach me a few things?

You've always been my most avid pupil.

um you

Come on.

My dear lady, you know what I want you to do now.

Suck my big fucking cock.

Lose yourself on my car.

Now my lady, I'm going to give you a special treat.

Yes, there you go.

Fuck.

Fuck, Michael.

You excite me, though.

You excite me more than the Virgin we have.

It's good.

In the bloom of fifteen felt an innocent warmth as she lay in the green.

She had heard of a pleasure.

And something she guessed by the tousing and tumbling and touching her

breast.

She saw the men eager.

But was there a loss?

What they meant?

By their sign and kissing so close.

By their praying and whining.

And their clasping and twining.

And their panting and wishing.

And sign and kissing.

And sign and kissing.

So close.

Very good.

Give me a book.

Those words.

Written by Sir John Dresden, one of England's finest poets.

I am dressed as the Lord of Flatbush.

One of his 17th century contemporaries who wrote many famous verses.

Among them, these eloquent lines.

Was ever mortal man like me continually in jeopardy?

And always, silly prick, by thee.

I'd like to make a proposition.

I have here in my hand the Exeter book.

It was written by a medieval monk.

Now, this book contains several very naughty riddles.

I'm going to read one.

And any of you who can solve it shall have me tonight.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh under its master's cloak.

It is pierced in front, is stiff and hard, and has a good

fixed place.

When the man lifts his own garment up above the knee,

He wishes to insert the head of the hanging instrument into the familiar

which it, when of equal length, has often filled before.

Well,

ladies and gentlemen, what is it?

I'll give you a hint. It's not what

you think it is.

It isn't a man's cock?

No?

Give up?

Well,

it is, of course, the chamber key.

To be brief, as tonight we feast.

The pagan peoples of the world were known to have a correlation between food

sex.

They were known to go into the fields and make love.

They thought that their fertility would add to the crops.

Aphrodisiacs.

Named after Aphrodite.

We got it.

And I might add that all this food before you has been quite liberally

with an earth that is quite a potent aphrodisiac.

So,

in the second century AD, Aristophanes said, Get down, blood!

I hate Christmas.

In your cup, my lady.

I hope you don't waste it.

I can't walk.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

You've been the quiet one all weekend.

You know you're the one I wanted.

The inaccessible one.

The quiet one.

Wow.

We've done it again, Lady Amanda.

Another erotic weekend.

I

really

dug your performance today.

Gee, thanks.

Tell me, did you get your cock sucked just to get back at me?

Look, don't flatter yourself. I did it because I enjoyed it. I don't believe

you. Well, suit yourself.

Look, Jerry.

I really like you a lot. And we have great sex together.

But let's not ruin it by you being too possessive.

Okay?

Look.

There's something about Sir Aubrey that I just don't trust.

You know when he shook those bells at you?

Well, I guess I got a little crazy.

Well, I think he's super sexy.

But don't get jealous.

I mean, I dig flirting and fucking.

It's part of my nature.

Well, I'll try not to get jealous. I really mean it.

Okay.

Do you care for a swim?

Is this part of the seminar?

No, you consider this extracurricular activities.

But I didn't bring my food.

Neither did I.

I like this joke.

Thank you.

Come on. Come on.

I suspect that this form of entertainment is not everyone's cup of

Are there any among you who would volunteer to be whipped?

Splendid, my dear. There's always one in the crowd. Come right this way. Don't

be shy.

Yes, lovely.

You'll be just perfect.

Will it hurt much?

Only as much as you desire.

All right.

Oh, my.

The Marquis de Sade once wrote the following lines of verse.

If there are beings in this world whose acts shock accepted morality, we must

not preach at them or judge them.

Their bizarre tastes depend no more upon themselves than it depends upon you,

whether you are witty or stupid, straight -backed, All humped.

Are your bonds secure, my dear?

Are you ready to experience the pleasures of the whip?

Well, the 18th century author who wrote Dr.

Faustus also wrote the following lines of verse.

When Francis comes to solace with his whore, he sends for rod and strips

himself stark naked.

For his lust sleeps and will not rise before by whipping of the wench it be

awakened.

I envy him not, but I wish I had the power.

To make my self his wench. But one half power.

Bullshit! It's this whole goddamn seminar that's bugging me. You're all

I'm leaving.

You can't leave.

Why the hell not?

Signed up for the whole weekend.

Besides, you'd miss my baknalia tomorrow.

Piss on your bakna.

Golden showers.

I must make that a part of my next seminar.

Jeez, how did you get in here?

I have my ways.

I was hoping to persuade you to stay.

No fucking way. Get out.

I had enough of this place.

If you do, you can have me for the night.

No.

I've got to go.

Very well.

But at least have a farewell drink with me before you do.

What the hell?

Drink it all down. There's a good boy.

You do want me, don't you?

Yes, very much.

Then tell me.

Think you're man enough to fuck me?

Then do it now.

It's done now.

Funny. I feel dizzy.

I know a party that's dug up to life in it.

The drink.

What was in it?

A very strong sedative.

Well, I will probably sleep right through the orgy in the morning.

I must be dreaming

I want you to come in my titties.

I want you to come. You know that, don't you? I must have it.

It makes my nipples hard.

Oh, I think I'm going to cum.

The mushrooms are marvelous.

Oh, I love mushroom omelette.

Mushroom omelette.

Mushroom omelette. They're so sexy.

They're incredible.

I love these mushrooms.

Are you sure you like mushroom omelette?

I love mushroom omelets. I am Bacchus, god of wine.

These are my priestesses.

Come, celebrate with us. Drink the fruit of the vine.

Make love with us in the fields.

Roman orgies, pagan rituals.

Come, celebrate the words of Aristophanes.

Worship the power.

You idiot!

What are you doing?

You violated her.

Put that silly smock away.

Yes,

yes, yes. There's the cherry. See it?

Oh,

wow. How about it?

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a verified vestal virgin.

No Bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a vestal virgin.

So that is what you're about to see.

And now, my lovely children of Erotica, it is time to

prepare the virgin.

Thank you.

Enough! Be gone!

Be gone! Away!

Go!

There,

there, dear. It will only hurt for a moment.

And then ecstasy.

And you'll pray for it never to end.

Enough. Back.

I'm ready.

Lift her to me.

Mm -hmm

I'm also on vacation.