Original subtitles

Damn...

Phone...where's the phone?

Hello

Not gone yet?

Almost

What? What do you mean?

Going right away

You wouldn't leave unless I call you

I have to wash up, brush, dress, put on my socks

I haven't gone to the loo yet

Why are you always late?

I slept after I talked to you on the phone

Why couldn't you get up having slept so early?

No, I stopped the alarm

What? Did you sleep with a woman?

No

Is there a woman with you?

She's not letting you go

No, there's no woman

I say there is, and that's final, you needn't explain

I really dare not, come and see for yourself

What? You take me for a fool?

I have no time for this

She's likely to have gone when I come

Right?

No, I can swear

Right, go ahead

If there's another woman, gonna run over by a car

It's you or me run over

by a car? Speak

Do you think everything will be okay if you shut up?

Are you dumb? Speak

Rotten egg...

Finished

Janet...

How dare you hang up on me!

No, the telephone wire got pulled off

What? You dare do that?

I didn't do it on purpose

Look at your scruffy hair

If you look like this again

don't be with me, hear that?

The minibus is here

Janet, I only have ten dollars

do you have any change?

You'll get your pay today, remember to save it all

Yes

Don't just pay lip service, do it

If I find out you haven't done it

you'll be in trouble

Okay

Want to get off, please

Come on, there's an empty seat

Alright

Don't you want to sit with me?

I just didn't know there was an empty seat

Dead fish? Don't talk to me

You breath is foul

No, it's sliced cuttlefish

Open your mouth

I hate people eating that

Their breath stinks

Today's Friday, how come you only have 10 dollars left?

I still have a fifty

Where?

In the wallet

Let me see

Is that necessary?

Where is it?

You have money to go to a movie with a girl

No

That's why you have no money for the minibus

No

Getting off !

You took my ten dollars

After everyone hears the boss

congratulate you on the business performance

I have even more encouraging news

to tell you

A raise?

You won't have a share

How much sale did you do last month?

Settle down ! Don't say something

the manager doesn't like to hear in the morning

None of your business

This is a meeting, behave yourself

Please continue

To respond to the rise in birth rate

as a result of the leap year last year

we should market a new product

Sorry, manager

Continue

I was robbed this morning, so I...

You went to the police?

No

You chased the thief?

No

The thief chased you?

No

I ran back so as not to be late

Good, full marks

Your pretext

is more creative than our new product

No

Please sit and rest

Look at what this diaper is made of

I know, it could be eaten

It's cotton candy

No, chocolate

Instant noodle

Pickled vegetables

Fermented bean curd

No...I know

It's just a diaper

Rubbish

Right

But it's no ordinary diaper

Why is there music?

Where is it coming from?

What's this?

The music comes from

the humidity sensor in the diaper

When it becomes wet

the music will remind the mother

to change the diaper

I see

Great idea

That's why I am confident

our sales will soar this year

Please work hard

Take the samples and sell the product

Hurry

No more rubbish

You had a quarrel with Janet this morning again

It's all because of you

Why?

You know how much she lets me spend each week

200 dollars

I took you to the movies and had noodles yesterday

Didn't you ask me to pay first?

Yes

But it so happened that she checked this morning

and said I'm fifty dollars short

You could have said you lent it to me

She saw the stubs

and said I was after a girl

Good, you have guts, courting a girl

No

I'll tell Janet

No

You have guts, picking up girls

Shut up bitch

Do you take pleasure in others' quarrels?

You might end up lonely the rest of your life

None of your business

Bitch

Hey...he was just joking

why are you scolding her?

Why are you afraid of her?

If you scold her, she'll tell Janet and

Janet scolds me; you're just getting me into trouble

Shit, misery loves company

I'll avenge you

You bitch, let me teach you a lesson

Pregnancy Easy Check

Miss Chan

Please take a seat. You'll be called for medication

Dr. So

What are you doing?

Dr. So, he...

You again

Dr. So

I'm busy today, you leave first

Three minutes, just three minutes will do

Three minutes, alright, I'll give you three minutes

to give me some entertainment

Dr. So, this is a purchase order

Just fill in whatever you need

And

this nappy is a new product from our company

there's a sensor inside

Once it gets wet, it will beep

This treat for babies is a new product

It's made from LDSY rubber

It won't break

no matter how you bite & chew, let me explain

See how hard I've tried

It doesn't break, right?

LDSY rubber?

Yes

What is it?

They are initials for a patent

And these vitamins

are good for children...

I work from seven in the morning till now

I have no more energy to see you play tricks

You just leave your sample here

I can read these manuals myself

Time's up, goodbye

Thank you

Old rules

20% discount, isn't it?

Ah Bo, as usual?

Yes, thank you

Why are you looking so depressed?

I couldn't make it to the bank

No need to be the same

Right

The stuff is here, help please

This is mine, that's yours

Thank you

Come, cheers

As usual, a glass of water

Thank you

Look at you, everyone is drinking wine

and you are drinking medicine

It's been "prescribed" by his lover

Would he dare not to drink?

Talk to you later

Coming

Are you seeing her or me?

What? We just happened to bump into each other

Sit

What would you like to drink?

Look how smart he is

Dating two girls, that's what a man should be

If you go on like this, when you marry

you'll be a slave to your wife for all your life

The most stupid man in this world

is to give his bank book to his girlfriend

What do you call this? Love?

Yes

Dummy

After we're married

what's mine will be hers

You've been dating for so long

and yet you aren't married each other

That's right

You either get married or get back your passbook

I suppose it's more practical to get the passbook back

Ah Mei, let's go and get the tickets

Alright

We've leaving

Bye...

Let's go, bye...

Janet

Hi

What have you got with her?

Men-crazy

Nothing

They said they are going to a movie

Do you want to go too? If so, let's go

No, I...

I've business to attend to, I'm leaving

Bye ..

Why haven't you deposited the money? I did remind you

I got off from work late and the bank was closed

Are you saying you're working too hard?

No

Isn't it the same if I give it to you now?

What? Trying to tell others I'm spending your money?

No, I...

Remember, I earn more money than you do

I don't need you to support me

Snob, let's go home for dinner

We're leaving, bye

Tell me honestly

who was the girl you went with to the movie?

It's not a girl, it's Ah Dan

I

Ah Dan? Everything you do is with Ah Dan

Are you homosexuals?

What do you mean?

Lower your voice, let's talk this out

It's true, you can ask Ah Dan if you don't believe me

You think I'm a kid

Maybe you two gang up?

I'm innocent

What are you doing? Don't try to look pitiful

Passbook

Janet, I want...

Want what?

I want to marry you at once

Don't you feel ashamed to talk like this?

Have you deposited enough money in it?

I've already got eighty thousand dollars

What I have told you before?

You must have at least $100,000 before we get married

It's almost this amount

You used to say fifty thousand

when it came to fifty, you said a hundred thousand

That's not my fault, it's inflation

When I get 100,000, you'll say 200,000

This way I'll never get married in this life

That's life

A pair in poor days is a pair in sorrow, take it easy

Ah Bo, it's free

If we aren't getting married, return me the passbook

Not all men can be beaten by women

What're you looking at? Haven't you been beaten before?

Are you trying to kill me?

Don't bother with her

Do you have a driver's licence?

Miss, where are you taking me to?

Don't drive so fast, slow down...

Stop the car...

I want to get off

Are you crazy?

Don't you know there's somebody behind !

I told you to stop but you didn't

Why are you driving so fast? Crying?

I didn't cry even though you hit me

What's going on? A man bullying a woman?

How can that be?

Don't cry. If you want to cry

I'll take you to a more suitable place

Sister, that bitch is crying so fiercely

Is she your husband's mistress?

Looks like it

She must be here for a portion

You'd better start crying

Cry, start crying

Louder

You're okay?

I'm okay

Thank you, sorry to disturb you

Sister, she's gone

You've won, let's play mahjong

Hey, stop shouting! You coward

One more round, alright?

No, I'm not playing

This is more interesting

Getting beaten and crying, very much like you, huh?

Hey

We studied together in the States

We've decided to return to Hong Kong and

get married after graduation

But he turned into a different person since we returned

and he engaged himself in entertaining all sorts of

rich women, models

and did not mention our marriage again

I must thank him for slapping me which woke me up

How about you? Why did your girlfriend slap you?

Me?

You don't look like a good guy either

I am not only a bad guy

I am a sex maniac, are you scared?

Of you? I am not afraid

Let me take you to poorman's nightclub

Good

Really? You have not tried this before

Yes

Let me buy you one

Thank you

For two? Have a seat please

Two, please

This place is fun, no one has ever brought

me to such a place

This is called the "Night Market"

not ordinary guys dare come here

Then I must have guts

Not only that, you are courageous

Just now at the amusement park,

you almost scared me to death

Eat, you coward

Tastes good

These shells look beautiful, can I take them away?

Of course, they've been paid for already

Really?

Are these enough? If not, there are some over there

Enough

Two bottles of beer

Hurry

Two bottles of beer

Hey...hurry and go

I've not finished yet

Let's go, hurry

You belong here

Miss, don't forget

just now you swallowed them one by one

now they are lifeless

You are senseless

Do you know some people wouldn't know

what actually belongs to them till they die?

Ms. artist, at least your father belongs to you

Wrong, I definitely don't belong to my father

Did your mom tell you that?

No, to me my father is just like a bank where you can

overdraw your money without having to pay it back

and I am just one of his products

He has a lot of such products

like me out there

What a depressing world

Funny? You should sympathize with me

Then who is going to sympathize with me?

I used to have parents who belonged to me

but god is so unfair

he took away my father

My mom was heartbroken

and went after my father

I sympathize with you

It's your mother's fault, she should have been strong

Why are you criticising my mother?

Am I wrong in saying that?

If I were her

I would be strong and bring up all my kids

How did you survive?

I took care of myself

I met a girl a couple of years ago

I thought I found someone who belongs to me

What happened? She changed?

No, I did

I became her accessory

What's wrong with that?

It's my own will

But now it no longer works

There's nothing left

This kiss belongs to you

That's a lie

unless you let me kiss you

What does this mean?

This is ours

Hugging each other early in the morning?

That's right

Closer

Did I wake you up?

No

Stand apart

It's past 9, ain't you going for work?

Yes, but I'll see you home first

No need, you will be reprimanded for being late

I'm going to work

Alright

I'm not leaving yet, I'll stay for a while

It's late anyway

Come on, let me take you to your office

No need, my office is close by

I'll take you home then alright?

No need to, better get to work

Call me in the evening

I'm going, bye

Bye

Hold still

Right, you haven't given me your number

I'll write it for you

Attention everyone

Look over here

Come closer

Alright

That's right

Smile, good

See how happy the bridegroom looks

Yes

What's with you?

Why...why don't we follow their footsteps?

Follow what?

Let's get married

Marriage Registry

Dad

Don't prevent me from keeping fit

Don't waste your energy

Those women love your money only

Don't be so hard on yourself

Well said

Honey, what tricks are you up to this time?

I want to get married

Alright, have you agreed with Da Ho?

Who says I am marrying Da Ho?

I want to marry him

Uncle

This is...

He's Ah Bo

We met last night

What?

Just one night & you're getting married, can't be !

What's so strange?

You and Mom knew each other

only on the night you were married

It's different. In those days it was arranged marriages

But you two get along very well

Don't you have love?

Don't you have sentiments?

If you didn't, how could you have me?

I'm not arguing with you

Your name is...

Ah Bo, Yu Siao Bo

Just call me Ah Bo

Alright...have a seat

Have some tea

Alright

What do you do for a living?

Sales

A 'gentleman' (similar sound as 'sales')?

No, it's salesman

No wonder

You are great, you've sold yourself to my

daughter in just one night

Of course you have to pay for selling a product

You can't swipe your credit card for things like that

I am a gold card, you won't get it so easily

I'd rather write you a cheque in gratitude

for keeping my daughter company for one night

Dad, what do you mean?

What do you take me for? A gigolo?

Did I say that?

Nuts! Ah Bo, let's go

Hey

You are so mercenary

From now on you could provide for one less person

You...

Go

Right, let's see how long you two can last

Are you happy?

Yes. Where should we go for our honeymoon?

San Diego

San Diego?

Good

San Diego Hotel

Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit

In my dream I still feel my heart beating

A feeling I can't describe on waking

Everything causes me to reminisce

Shadow of a dream, this is love

Is the dream a fore-vision of something !

I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence

today all the pieces of the dream will come together

I feel the dream will one day be true

My desire is still unfulfilled

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay

I could only send my love in dreams

This is like...

an ordinary wish

yet it has branded my dream

Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit

In my dream I still feel my heart beating

A feeling I can't describe on waking

Everything causes me to reminisce

Shadow of a dream, this is love

Is the dream a fore-vision of something !

I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence

today all the pieces of the dream will come together

I feel the dream will one day be true

My desire is still unfulfilled

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay

I could only send my love in dreams

This is like

an ordinary wish

yet it has branded my dream

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay

Who is it?

Uncle, is Jin Jin there? I am Da Ho

Da Ho, I was just going to look for you

What is it?

I don't know what you two are up to

You & Jin Jin have been in love for a couple of years

and yet you two are not married

Now she met a damn kid for one day

and they got married

I don't know what you two are up to

A damn kid? Who is he?

How do I know?

Good morning, Ah Mei

Good morning

You dumped her

You have guts

Hey, Janet, Ah Bo is back

It's your first day back from your vacation

You are earlier than I am

Manager, I want to start afresh

Great

What happened? Why have you all stopped working?

Get back to work...

Are you nuts?

No, you are

I'm married

but my wife isn't Janet

-Really? -Of course

-No lying? -No lying

-Really? -Really

You two opera singers

it's not too late to rehearse now

You'll be a star in a show soon

Listen

What is it?

Stop shouting

Tonight after work, a good show will take place

What show?

She got the music

What's so funny?

She asks for it

What are you laughing at...?

Being thrifty is a virtue

but not to the extent of filching company products

for personal use, the outcome is...

What are you laughing at? Disgusting

He said his wife is so good, do you believe him?

That's right

I don't

I'd like to see

Are you bluffing?

That's right

Just wait and see

Let's enjoy the show

Hey...she's coming

You have guts, speak

Speak what?

You've disappeared for a week, where have you been?

To Macau

Macau? You liar, you dare to lie to me

It's true

Went to Macau for gambling, isn't it?

No

Did you go for gambling?

No

No? Speak

You must be rich. Gambling?

No

Speak, you

Ah Bo

Who is she?

Who is she?

Who are you?

I am his wife

That's right, I went to Macau for our honey moon

You...

Hey, why are you hitting my husband?

Why don't you go and fight with her?

Why are you standing here?

You are going to lose face

Bull shit

This will kill me

Janet

Gone

She's gone

Great, it's really great

Sing

A marriage made in heaven

A perfect couple

A happy marriage on an auspicious day

A day for pledging our lives to each other

Good...

Come...let's drink to Ah Bo

Cheers

Cheers

Juice?

Brandy

Why not? Come

Ah Bo, have you asked your wife

if you can drink wine

Of course I can, why can't I?

Okay?

Yes?

Come...

He has been wanting to drink it a long time

Ah Bo, with your wife's permission

let's play a drinking game

No, I don't know how to play

Don't be afraid, you are the bridegroom today

You'll surely win, come...

Alright

Both have the same amount of wine

Women are nice

Nice to flirt with

All three days

It's not cheap

Here's five

I've won, drink up

What? How can there be a five in this game?

You've lost

Isn't this five?

How can there be a five?

People said "wu jia pi", 5 pieces of grass

What's this supposed to mean?

This is Hong Kong style

There's no five, drink

Drink

No five, drink it

Are you okay?

I think so

Come

Alright...

Come again

I must get even

Hey

I want to get even

Can I play in my husband's place?

Yes...you know how to play?

Come

Hey...such a big glass

Two, Five

Hey, you don't have to shout

You'll win when you shout

Really? Who else wants to play?

Old Huang, teach him a lesson for me

Play with him

Triple six

Three again

Six again

Drink, drink it

Ask her

None of your business

Go ahead

You ask her yourself

Why can't you ask her?

Ask what?

Nothing

He asked if your wife is working at the May Flower club

You idiot

Just kidding

Make him drunk

Alright

No, madam, I'm not good at it

Forgive me, madam, spare me

Ah Dan, Ah Bo has got

such a capable wife

When is yours & Susie's turn?

Right

Soon...

We will invite you all when the time comes

Don't worry

But Ah Bo and his wife are today's stars

not me

Maybe we should invite Ah Bo and

his wife to have a mutual toasting

What do you think?

Good...

Come...drink

Your friends are so crazy

luckily you've pretended to be drunk

otherwise you won't be able to get out of it so easily

I'm not pretending, if we don't go soon I'm finished

My head aches

Then go and take a hot bath

The water is ready

No need

No, you sweat so much

The sweat will dry up after some time

Don't be like a kid

Come

Be good, come

I said no need

Take a bath, you lazybone

What is it? Do I have bad breath?

No

What is it?

Hey

Hey, what happened to you?

Are you alright?

Fine

Are you alright?

I might have drunk too much

It's all because of those bloody fools

Come, lie down

Are you alright?

You feel terrible

I think I'll be fine

I'll take you to a doctor

So early?

Yes, come

When did you start throwing up?

Since last night

What have you eaten?

A lot

Suckling pig, eel

Oysters and broccoli, steam fish

Some fried rice, I think those are okay

She drank some brandy, that's what matters

What is it?

Did you or your wife throw up?

Of course it's my wife

Then it's none of your business, go out

I'll have a check up for your wife

Miss Chan

Get a urine sample from the patient

Alright, please follow me

What happened? My wife threw up badly

Don't move, I won't be responsible

if it spills all over

Doctor, am I alright?

Will see

Doctor, the report is here

Congratulations, you are two months pregnant

Two months

What took you so long?

Do you know what happened?

Of course

Go back and treat her well

Don't let her move around too much

Are you exaggerating?

Look at you, you look so unwilling

Of course not, this costs money

If you are not willing you'd have to be more careful

That's right

She should have taken control measures

How can you say that, you are responsible

It's not my fault

Although I've brought her to see my friends

she wanted to play

And my friends were all so passionate

One after another, that's what happened

How open-minded you are

My wife loved it, friends were happy, what could I do?

This is the first time that I see a husband like you

You are amazing, but in the next few months

you have to control your wife

otherwise there'll be mortal danger

How can a digestion problem be that serious?

What stomach problem?

She's pregnant

Are the results out this quick?

Didn't you see our sign up there?

It's a pregnancy easy check sign

You can check it out even if it's just 8 days?

What eight days? It's almost eighty days

You cheated me

What have I cheated you?

You married me despite not having period for 2 months

I didn't even know I was pregnant

You still lie?

Believe it or not

My period is always late

Sometimes it's once every 3 months

or once every 5 months

Do I have to tell every boy

before I start dating?

Once every three months, or five months

Who are you trying to cheat?

Phone bill is once every 3 months

Water bill is once every 3 months

Shut up if you don't know, but you can't accuse me

I am a silent victim

What silent victim? What are you trying to do now?

Abort the child

No, this is not

the fault of the child

This is my child,

you have no right over my abortion

No right? You are my wife

Am I supposed to share it with somebody else?

What do you mean? Watch your mouth

So you don't want to give up the child

that means you miss the father, right?

You don't have to say things like that

I won't have abortion no matter what you say

If you don't, then we'll divorce

As you wish

Divorce?

How long have you been married?

Eight days

Including today, nine

Then there's a little problem

What problem?

According to the law in Hong Kong

you have to be married for 3 years

during which you have to be separated for 2 years

before you can file for a divorce

If she's 2 months' pregnant

and I am not the father of the child,

can I sue her for cheating?

Cheating?

Before she got married

whoever she slept with is not your business

But you have the right to check her out

before you marry her

But if...

It's no use now

If you want a divorce

you'd better separate right now

What is the definition of separation?

The legal definition is

you two can't have sex

If you're still keen

come to me

after 2 years and 357 days

The fee for today is $500 each

$1,000 in total

What the hell? A thousand dollars

for a casual chat?

Do you know what you've said

insults my profession?

Then...

Go outside and pay

Hey, What are you doing?

We are separated, so I'm going

Go on

You expose your own shame

Your dad will laugh at you

I fear my colleagues would laugh at me too

separating after 10 days of marriage

How could I explain this to my friends and relatives?

Okay. I could stay if you want

but we keep separate ways

and we don't mess with each other

After these 357 days

then we disclose the news

You said it

The rent is $3,300

That's $1,650 each

plus miscellaneous expenses

and bills

which we'll split fifty fifty

Can do

We'll split the usage of the house

Come

Each time you can only use the toilet for 15 minutes

Each of us will have a designated stove

we cook our meals, and wash our clothes

From the fridge we'll only eat what we've bought

We wash our own clothes

Yours

How about the bed?

Mon, Wed, Fri I take the bed; other days you sleep down

Then you are forcing me to leave

Alright, let's expose ourselves altogether

Alright

Let's do it in turns

Today is Wednesday, I'll sleep on the bed

How about Sunday?

Let's decide by finger-guessing

You fight with a pregnant woman

Are you a man?

Alright...you sleep...

Also, from tonight onwards

don't touch me

It's me who's afraid of being touched by you

Keep smoking

so you'll have a monster child

I heard Jin Jin got married

So what?

Don't you feel anything?

You are so stupid, Da Ho has so many girlfriends

what is a Jin Jin to him?

You've been in love for so many years

don't you have any feelings for her?

Alright, tell me

what do you feel?

We were just fooling around

Really?

It's good someone has taken her, let's play

No one will believe you

Stop pretending

I've finished the design

for these dresses, don't worry

Cheque

No hurry, you can give it to me later

We'll talk some other time, someone is looking for me

Goodbye

How come you are so late?

If my husband comes back, I'll be in trouble

Sorry, let's hurry

I'll take off my clothes and wait for you

Hurry

Why can't you go to Ah Dan's home to play?

You've been married almost a fortnight

and we haven't visited your new home yet

Why have you been making excuses?

We are here, open the door

The three of us will win

Hey...who are you? What are you doing here?

You must be Mr. Yu

Mr. Yu, your wife is really wonderful

You are fortunate to have a wife like her

Mr. Meng

Mr. Meng, I'll send you the painting

after I've finished the final touch

Good, thank you

I won't disturb you, goodbye

Goodbye

Great

Isn't he Mister Hong Kong?

Yes

I should have gone to the drawing class too

Why?

So I'll have the chance

to see Miss Hong Kong face to face

Should I see it like this?

Who's this guy?

Madam, have you drawn for Ah Bo?

Not bad

Draw for him?

Ah Bo, see how bad your figure is

even your wife is sick of you

Hey, are you for real?

What do I look like?

Let me tell you,

don't disgrace yourself before my friends

otherwise both of us will lose face

I'm sorry, madam

I promise to watch my mouth

Nice house

you must have put in a lot of thought into it

Look, a blue stripe on

a white table, how thoughtful

Yes

Madam, can you draw for me?

I'll hang it up at home

I want one too, but it has to be more cartoonic

Don't forget me

Alright

Who's first?

Me...

I'll be the first

Alright

Go away

Did you say you want to play mahjong?

Come, let's play

This is a rare opportunity

we can play mahjong anytime

Let's play after the painting

Later

What are you doing?

Why have you brought me out here?

Obviously I've something to talk to you about

What is it?

If your wife married you with a son

what would you do?

Your response is the same as mine

How did you know?

She told me

When did you see her?

The day before yesterday

Hey...

What made you talk about such a thing?

Said she wanted to be honest before we get married

Who are you talking about?

It's Susie

It's that divorced woman of yours, isn't it?

Not only that, she's now the mother of the child

What do you mean?

She's got a three year-old son

What are you going to do?

If I knew

I wouldn't have asked your advice

If I were you, I wouldn't mind

She didn't mean to lie to you

It's hard to find someone

who loves you so much as Susie

But having a child is too much trouble

What's the difference

between a divorced woman

with or without a child?

A big difference

For a divorced woman

one can forget about her past;

Forget about her making love with another man

But if there's a piece of "evidence"

before you

How can you forget?

There's saying that a deed would rather be known

than to be seen

But have you heard of "love you, love your dog"

You aren't the one who's got hurt !

Are you hurt?

Some people are more miserable

He only knows that his wife

bears a child of another man after getting married

Is there such a stupid man in this world?

It's so amusing !

You think so?

How come everyone sides with the woman

Is that man stupid?

In actual fact, the man is the victim

He's been cheated

All women in this world are bad

Crazy. Criticising women like this?

Nuts

Ah Bo, why are you so over-reactive?

Who's aggravated you? Come sit down

What am I going to do?

How am I supposed to know?

You know, it's easier getting married than a divorce

Think carefully

Hey...Ah Bo

Where are you going?

I know you haven't got any soft drinks

Drink water instead

I forgot to cover the food while spraying insecticide

so I have to throw it all away

You must be very hungry

I know it's unbearable

but still have something to eat

You are lucky

some people couldn't even have these

You are pregnant, you should eat more

Have more babies

You've got to put your back into it

Just eat what's good for you, okay!

Hey, you're expecting. You're not allowed to eat

How come you are pregnant?

You must be flirting with someone, who is it?

It must be you, dressed up like a playboy

I'll starve you adulterous pair

so I won't need to feed your illegitimate child

You've said enough, no one asked for your support

Why are you so nosy?

Even so, I can't bear the sight of it

What are you doing?

Adulterers have to be drowned

and the fish has to be thrown into the toilet

You can't do that

Yes, I can

No

I will do it

Go away

Jin Jin, how are you?

It's that room ahead, be careful

Slowly

Watch out

Doctor, how's she?

Who are you?

I'm her husband

It's lucky that she's got here in time

otherwise not only will the baby be lost

even the mother will be in danger

Now...

Now they are both safe

but don't let her move too much

Don't get up. Call me if you want anything

You can't help me with it

Why not? Just tell me

I want to pee

What is this?

People say that it's good for the mother and the child

if it's drunk once every week

This is not your own child,

why bother?

I'm just kidding

It came off

Then remove it altogether

Tonight it's cold

Yes

It's warmer if we sleep together

Let's try

Hey, the doctor says we can't do that

Brother, slow down, wait for me

Wait for me

Siao Keung...

don't ride so fast, slow down

Be careful and watch your sister

You have to be very careful when you are practising

You've got it wrong

Come...Let me show you

What about it?

It will then come out

Ever since our musical diaper is in the market

business is soaring, because of that

There's a chain reaction for other baby products

and more and more people get to know them

Manager, you know what you should do?

Yes

A raise

Don't worry

the company is going to make

great profit this year

At the end of the year

you will all get a bonus

That's like a hollow promise

To ensure that the sales of our product

will keep rising

we'll expand our advertising

and develop a baby-care demonstration

in order that mothers will get to know

every product of our company

That's a good idea, this will also save our time

in explaining the products to them

That's why our company is urgently in need of a

pregnant woman to host this talk

Hope you could provide us with some suitable models

I know a few

but their figures are great

Try Yue, she looks like a pregnant woman

She is the most suitable person

Yes, you go

Idiot, you ought to disguise as a pregnant woman

Try Miss Hong Kong, she's got fame

and fits the role

Fame is not that important, beauty is

Besides, she must be really pregnant too

in order to create the right impression

Needn't look anywhere, Ah Bo's wife is the right person

Right...

No...she can't

Be careful

Jin Jin

What are you looking at? She's going to have a baby

Give it up

Brother, can you give me one?

Sure

Wait until I've finished

I'll introduce you to do the demonstration

But let me get this straight, I'll just sit around

Of course, I'm also concerned if you get tired

I'm going up

Everybody, the talk begins

What I want to talk about

is how to bathe a baby

For a mother of a new-born

this is something very troublesome

First, we'll prepare some clean clothing

and diapers

Remember to have a pot of hot water on the side

If the water gets cold

you can put in some hot water immediately

After you have taken off the baby's clothes

wrap him in a towel

This way he won't catch cold

and it can also prevent him from kicking

Before the bath, test the water temperature

The most accurate way of course is to use a thermometer

Now when you are holding the baby to wash his head

use your elbow...

Jin Jin

Jin Jin, can you go out for a moment now?

I think you should be the one to go out

We should be extra careful

because the baby's head is very delicate

First rub him with soap

and use a towel to wash him tenderly

After that, dry him

Now we are going to wash his body

Before putting the baby into the water

Hold his ears

so that water won't get in

Are you really eight months pregnant?

So what?

This means I am the father

When we are bathing the baby

pay attention to the water temperature

If it's not hot enough, add in some hot water

This is a wrong step

The baby should be taken away from the bath tub

before adding in hot water

What if it is really yours, Master Chiu?

Let me get this straight,

the child's name is Yu and has nothing to do with you

After powdering him, it's done

Why are you walking around? Are you nuts?

Can the gentleman down there stop disturbing others?

We only entertain lady guests, can you step out please?

Miss Wang Jin Jin, would you come up and please

demonstrate to us some exercises for pregnant women

Doing exercises of this kind during your pregnancy

will help you a lot when you deliver the baby

Miss Wang Jin Jin will start demonstrating

Let's do push up 50 times

Alright...

What?

Hi, can I come in?

No

I need to talk to you

Sorry, my husband is coming back, goodbye

Jin Jin...

I'm back

Yes

You are early today

Let me carry it for you

No need

Meal will be ready soon, have the soup first

Alright

How come there are so many flowers, who sent them?

What?

They were a bargain

so I bought more

Bought them?

What's the matter with you?

How come the sofa is still warm

I just sat on it to set the flowers

Here, have some soup

How come there're two glasses, who came just now?

Nobody

Dinner's ready

How come there's smell of a man?

I smell that too

You too?

Smells like one who hasn't bathed for several days

I'm talking about you. Go have a wash after dinner

The soup is good, have some more

I've prepared a big pot

Why? Are you inviting someone over?

No, the weather is getting dry

so I prepared a bigger pot for you

So you're saying I'm feeling hot

Of course

C'mon, eat up

I read some news today

about a woman being caught in adultery by her husband

Her husband chopped her up into 9 pieces

How can a man be so cruel?

What cruel? If I were the husband

I'll cut her up into ninety pieces

My husband is not that kind of person

Hey...Don't forget to deliver the goods in time

I've got it

If there's no delivery, it's your fault

I'll deliver to you in person another day, okay?

Madam, please follow me

Thank you

Mister, you can't go in, wait outside please

Jin Jin...

Stop messing around

Can we find a place and talk?

There's nothing to talk about

You are a straight forward person

But I've a lot to talk to you

I know that you have something to talk to me too

Please give me a chance

Look, I know that

that moron must be here

Ah Bo

Janet

Ah Bo

Come, let's dance

Ah Bo, what do you want?

I should ask you what are you doing with Master Chiu?

Don't be angry

They say one needn't be afraid of being cuckolded if

you can take it off quickly, but if you happen to be

green' all over, then it's real trouble

Let's go back home and I'll explain to you

Alright, you go back first

Tonight, I'll let you explain

What does all this mean?

What?

You seduce another man, and I can't flirt

Don't be so depressed

She'll be fine after staying home for a few days

Susie?

Susie

Tommy

Good, greet uncle

Uncle

Good boy

Not uncle, call daddy

Call me daddy, okay?

Daddy

Daddy will take you to the Ocean Park later

and buy you toys

Are you hungry?

Let's go for a pizza, alright?

Let's go

Ah Bo, do you want to come with us?

No

Say goodbye to uncle

-Goodbye -Bye

Hello

How come it's you?

Can I come in?

Oh, the dog's kennel has become a palace

But the poor king

has to be alone

What, your wife has left?

No point in living

Don't be so selfish

it's no big deal letting your wife have fun elsewhere?

Someone like Mister Chiu

is not easy to hitch up

Once you have, you would have lots of benefits

Look at the bright side, when she's had her fun

she'll come back to you

then everyone's happy

Are you finished?

Isn't it true?

Though the husband is willing

the wife must be a slut to do this sort of thing

You are in no position to criticise my wife

Are you nuts? Looking for your wife in my home

Has Jin Jin left home?

Hasn't she come here?

Not yet

When she left hospital that day I took her to the peak

she distinctly said she has a warm home

Could she have been lying to me?

She wasn't telling the truth it seems

Aren't you now in the same situation as I am?

Women are insatiable

I have experience

and I know Jin Jin's personality well

She's quite direct; she won't turn back once she leaves

If she could treat a man of

status and wealth like me in this way

think what she would do to you

There's no more hope

you should find another wife

Sorry to have disturbed you

Drop in when you have time

Brother, who is he?

Jin Jin's husband

No wonder he looks dumb

like a tramp

Dad

Yes?

I want to bring Jin Jin back

Isn't she married?

Yes, she's pregnant

What has that to do with you?

The child is mine

But her husband...

They are separated

Don't say I haven't

reminded you both

We Chius will not allow

a divorcee to be part of this family

If she bears a male child

we must have him back

if she bears a girl

just give her some money

Brother, what's your problem?

Look, a new Miss Hong Kong will be selected soon

There's thirty odd contestants

just pick anyone

Look, how beautiful

What a change

Is your miss at home?

She...

She's not here, what did you want with her?

Uncle, please let me see Jin Jin

I said she's not here, why would I cheat you?

No, she must be here

Hey

Mesmerised by your smile, my heart lights up

I will never forget for the rest of my life

I'm sorry

Mesmerised by your posture, each moment is beautiful

you're most important

strands of memories stir each night

remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

following your light footsteps

but why are these just memories

remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

my heart hurts so I call out

in my dreams

The most beautiful thing in my life

is meeting you by chance that day

I'll embrace it forever

I know I'll never

find passionate love again

Why do I have to remember?

Remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

following your light footsteps

but why are these just memories

remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

my heart hurts so I call out

in my dreams

Hey

Estimate due date

Is there a Miss Wang Jin Jin

admitted here for a delivery?

Wang Jin Jin

She's in room 312

Thank you

Trouble

Jin Jin has entered the delivery room

We'll wait for her here

Do you want to go in?

No need

Please

No problem

We'll rely on you

Don't worry, no problem at all

Let me get this straight,

if your daughter gives birth to a son

you must help me, you know

We are rich and famous

it won't look too good if we get into a law suit

She's coming out

Be careful

Be careful

Slow down

She's coming out

Slow down

Miss

Miss, is it a boy or a girl?

Boy or girl?

A boy

Really, Charlie, come and have a check up

Let me see

Don't touch the baby

He's got a "bird"

A "bird" is a boy

I can't take it

Solicitor Ho

It's a boy

You know what you ought to do

Yes, I'll handle it for you

See the boy looks so much like you

You see that he's a boy

He belongs to the Chiu family

Looks like you

We've agreed

This is a hospital, not a market

Can't you stop quarrelling?

You...

Auntie...this is my business

Alright, let's go out

Let me do it

Go...

Jin Jin, how do you feel?

I know that you are very tired, I've spoken with dad

I'll bring you home to rest

Wait till the child is one month old

we'll go to Europe

for our honey moon, alright?

You are still so wayward

Jin Jin, come back to me

We can't be together

no matter what

What about the child?

The child is mine too, if you decide to leave me

you should give him back to me

The child is my own flesh and blood

It doesn't matter whether you live with us or not

we must take the child away

Who's the father of the child?

Please fill in this form

Go

Me

What's your last name?

-Chiu -Yu

Chiu or Yu?

Yu

Chiu

Then this is a double name

It's Yu Chiu, or Chiu Yu?

Miss, this is my marriage certificate

My name is Yu Siao Bo, and this is my identity card

Check the ID please

Yu Siao Bo, Yu Siao Bo

Is that right?

This marriage certificate cannot prove

that you are the father of this child

So troublesome, the mother should know it better

Let the mother complete the form

Yu Siao Bo

the child hasn't got a name yet

No

Don't forget to register his name within 40 days

Okay

Isn't this robbery?

What kind of world is this?

Solicitor Ho

Come and read to her

Look

By law Mr. Chiu is the real father of this child

if you don't give him the child

he can sue you, and say that you've married another

He could claim the child on the grounds

it could not adapt to its surroundings

You will lose the case

Why are you standing here

Your child has been taken away

Go and get him back

Don't give him to her

Go and get him back

Stop fighting

Congratulations

What's going on?

I wish you happiness

When the child grows up, tell him

that he has a uncle who loves him very much

Da Ho...

He went away, what's that supposed to mean?

Since brother has given him up, then just let them go

That's not the point

Solicitor Ho, come over

You must sue her for me

I must sue her no matter what

I must get back the child

This can't be done, the client has given up the right

I can't do anything

What?

Let's go back and discuss this

Alright

Auntie, let's go

You really don't regret to be with me?

You won't mind this child, would you?

Isn't it the same if you have the child, got divorced

and married me?

It's the same now; just brought forward by a year

Go and have some sleep

It's hard to wait for a hundred days

Have some sleep

Be good

Don't wake up

Please, don't wake up

No

You're bad

You've forgotten to change the diapers

Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit

In my dream I still feel my heart beating

A feeling I can't describe on waking

Everything causes me to reminisce

Shadow of a dream, this is love

Is the dream some sort of a fore-vision !

I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence

today all the pieces of the dream will come together

I feel the dream will one day be true

My desire is still unfulfilled

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay

I could only express my love in dreams