Original subtitles

That way

Xiao Cheng, would this end up like last time?

Don't worry

We've got everything here

Even gloves

We won't leave fingerprints

Go over there and take a look

Somebody is coming

Stop!

Pal, we are penniless

This is outrageous!

Taking police officers as thieves

Freeze!

Oh, it's the cops

We're scared

Tell the truth, it's late

What are you two doing here?

We are...

We are...putting up posters

Right

Putting up posters late at night?

Officer, you don't believe us

Let us demonstrate

Broom

Glue

Put up a poster

Okay

Officer, see, it's done

We are so skillful

Don't fool me

That doesn't look like a poster

It's highly competitive nowadays

Advertisements have to be creative

Right...have to be creative

Don't work too late

The society order is worse than before

See you, bye

We'll go home after finishing this job

You shut up. Let's go now

That way

Nothing there

Nothing

Over there...

Hey, anything there?

Nothing

Then why don't you come down now?

What are we supposed to do now?

Let's go

Looks like we've got nothing again

Real bad luck

So do you have another plan?

I do

What is it?

Let's go home

Then we won't get anything

Let's start working

Nobody there

Nobody is there

But there're valuables

What happened?

What are you doing?

Doesn't matter, just an accident

Use plan B

Are you ready?

Yes

Let's go now

Go

Shit, go hide away

You are no good

But we are bound together

I am coming in

You are really horny

The proverb goes, "Don't steal your friend's wife"

My friend is away, so I try my best

So what have you done?

Use my charm

Forget it

My husband has style

Me too

My husband has beautiful hair

I had beautiful hair when I was young

My husband is good in bed

Me too

My husband delivers newspapers

I deliver newspapers too

So you two are in same business

Come on

What?!

You're so bad

What are you afraid of?

I am your husband's good friend

Damn

Come on

No

Are you alright?

I'm alright

Why are you so careless?

I have something for you

Really?

Yes

You two are really kinky

Don't try to explain

You know what you are doing

We've known about your affair

No only you know and I know

He also knows

Do you know?

I know

You two...

I don't even know who you both are !

She is not your wife?

Not really

Oh, I'm sorry

It's a mistake...

I'm sorry

Sorry, I make a mistake...Oh

Really...sorry

Sorry

A mistake

It's a mistake

A real mistake

He used to go through windows

Sorry

Goodbye

Bye-bye

Sorry, goodbye

One moment worth a thousand gold bars

We just spoiled the occasion

One moment worth a thousand gold pieces

You two go on

Don't stop

Thieves, thieves...

Uncle Bill, congratulations!

You are free again

It's very boring inside

Just want to go out and get some air

Please come back when you have time

No, thanks

I won't be back again

Uncle Bill

It's so good to see you getting out

Let me wipe off your bad luck

Wipe once, money comes

Wipe twice, big fortune comes

Last wipe

Gone all the bad, comes all the good

Who teaches you such rubbish?

Where's my darling?

Over there

My darling, Carol

Look at this horse

I take good care of her

Not even a drop of sweat on her skin

If so, she might get dry skin

Uncle Bill, your darling

...gets sick often

and has a bad temper

She'll be better when she has a boyfriend

That makes sense

Uncle Bill, let's have tea

Fine

Come with me

Okay

Let's go

Okay...wait a sec

Fat Kee Restaurant

Uncle Bill, the shark's fin soup is tasty in here

It's better than the veggie bean curd soup in jail

You can try if you don't believe me

This meal is our treat

Help yourself and order whatever you want

Waiter...

What are you doing?

Are you blind?

I'm sorry, miss

I'm not blind, my eyesight is not good

Be careful next time

I'm sorry

Gosh, just get another purse

Don't run, stay there!

Why you keep running away from me?

You think I, the Big Bro, can't pay

You think I have no money

You don't believe I have money

You don't know I have money

I haven't paid yet

How do you know I have no money?

Give him a good scolding

See, he wears a nice suit

How is it that he can't pay for his bill?

Needless to say !

Big Bro, I...

I...what?

Lucky he's a gentleman

As compared to me you're pretty easygoing

Big Bro, be cool

We are reasonable people

Yes...

It's not easy to tell

you are a nice guy

It's nice to have tea with a friend

Let me treat you a cup of tea

Thanks

Next time, maybe next time

There's always next time

Goodbye

I'll treat you next time

Bye

That guy is really something

Where's Uncle Bill?

He's out , will be back soon

Let's have tea first

What?

You know what

Nuts

Don't know what you are talking about

What's this?

This is a purse

Give it to me, I am taking it back

A kid is a kid

Always get dizzy with his success

Look at you

Do you want to spend your life in jail?

Do something else while you're still young

There're lots of things to do, don't do this

Gaining at others' expense is vile & lowly, you know?

Ever think of getting married and have children?

Yes

Don't even think about it

You'll hurt your children

You are still young

You can do what you want, but not this

You have to change before getting married

Turn from the bad ways and be good again

Understand?

Understand

Raise your head and be a good person

Okay

That's good

Okay

Raise your head and be good

Uncle Bill, have some tea

This is my purse

How come it's here?

That's strange

Someone steals it

Who'd dare to pluck a tiger's hair?

How dare...I...

Luckily you have Uncle Bill here

Uncle Bill

What a shame

Captain...

Raise your head and be good

Captain...

Xiao Du

What's the rush?

Captain...

Did you drop the money?

How many times have you done today?

None

None?

None, really?

Search him

Please don't

Shut up

Let me do it...

I've done nothing

Oh, my purse

Come back

Captain...

Still want to go

My purse is stolen

I want to look for my purse

Your purse is stolen

You've got your match

Let's go to get the tiger

Tiger?

Is that true?

Of course

Let's go, Kitty

Uncle Bill

The shark's fin soup is good in here, isn't it?

I won't lie to you

Captain, that old guy inside

is a pro in this trade

Take a good look

This have nothing to do with me

I have to go

Captain...

Still want to run?

What are you two doing here?

Captain...

He can't get away today

He is...

He is the one we're looking for

That's mean...

We are looking for him all day

Cut the crap, take him back

I'll go first, Captain

Then go

Captain, your team is efficient

Captain, what do you want to eat?

The usual

Okay

Where's my purse?

Captain

Shut up

Yes...

Damn it

Move aside...

Let go of me

Sorry, I'm sorry

Take care

Uncle Bill, where are we going to?

To my family

Your...family

You two orphans don't have one

Uncle Bill, you're blessed

Follow me

Don't know what he's going to do

Uncle Bill

Yuan Ji Bean Curd

Where are the young ladies?

Over there

Old lady, please come again

Take care

Hey, she ignores you

Miss, why don't you take a look at me?

Let me introduce myself

My family is Lee, first name Cha

Richard is my English name

I come all the way to pay you a visit

Do you want to buy bean curd?

Yes

But I have to check if or not your bean curd is smooth

How much do you want?

Can I try some first?

What do you want?

Put them on my hand

The bean curd is smooth and smells good

I really love them

Tonight I'll be satisfied with just the beancurd

Sir, you haven't paid yet

Sorry

The money is in my pocket

You take it by yourself

Why don't you take the money?

Come on

Take it

If you don't take it, I'm leaving now

What are you doing?

Hey, think you're a monk taking alms

Had your food and not paying for it !

No

I want to pay but she doesn't take the money

Yes

She's generous

Right

You don't have to pay, right?

That's right

She didn't get the money, right?

She didn't

I'll get it

Did you get it?

Lucky I haven't got hurt

Go on...I'm asking you to eat

What are you doing?

Now I'm really eating bean curd

Let him go. You've already taught him a lesson

Forget it

Just that

You really don't give me face

Rubbish. Pay me the money

Damn you

Let's forget it

You bitch

You wait and see

Don't go away

Big Bro, shall we go now?

Sure, let's go

Be careful

Little brat

Stay longer and I'll beat you to death

You have to beat up these guys

Sis, if someone bullies you next time

You have to tell me

Ah Yuan, Ah Ji

Why are you so upset?

Brother Wai, where's the dumplings?

Oh, I forget to bring the money

So you haven't bought the dumplings

I'll buy you more tomorrow, okay?

Right

I'll buy tomorrow for sure

It's okay if you buy them after tomorrow

Brother Wai, why are you so late today?

I had some work to do

That's why I'm late

Yuan, we...

Sorry...excuse me

Yuan, I...

Sorry, excuse me

Hey, miss

Can you let me talk to your sister?

Okay, I'll give you a chance

But...

But what?

Help me take the soy beans inside

What?

Help you take the soy beans? I'm a Captain

So you want to do it or not?

No

Brother Wai

Yuan, what's up?

Just listen to her this time

No next time

That's better

It's over there, hurry up

That's the bitch

That's her

So many people here

Probably want to scare your sister

Hey, beat her up

What are you doing?

Leave me alone

Stop fighting

Let me go

Oh, shit

Yuan

Brother Wai, they are...

Let me go

That bitch is playing tough

Let me give you a few slaps first

Captain

What?

We have to teach this little bitch a lesson

Let her go

Let her go?

Give me some face

Are you crazy?

Look at my nose

Can't let her go

Don't even give me some face?

No

My nose is broken again

Beat him up

Let me do it myself

Okay

Beat me?

Hey, you...

Come with me

You dare to lock me up?

So what?

Do you know what will happen to you?

I know

What?...

Let's go

Brother Wai, wait

Brother Wai...

Okay, I know

Brother Wai, buy more buns tomorrow

Let's dance...

Sorry, excuse me

Captain

Stop...

Still run, stop

I'll shoot if you don't stop

I just ask you to stop

Why are you keep going?

You've talked a lot

I don't know if it's true or not

Yes

Take a close look

Oh, it's Captain

Now you know

I am going to charge you with

disturbing public order and

stealing from other people

Now I have to lock you up

Ah, lock me up

Don't you know

the bald detective Karl Maka

is my brother?

Karl Maka? Who is he?

We're two of a kind

We've gone through many tough situations

I've saved his life

That's right

He's so famous

If you haven't met him you should've heard him

And also

The renowned private eye Mr. George Lam

He's my cousin

His partner, that over-aged Teddy Robin

used to work for me too

So you are...

Listen,

I'm a friend of Hiroshimataro Tsui Hark

The consulate general to Japan

Friend means buddies

Maybe I get the wrong guy

You're right

With my high position and reputation

I won't do anything against the law

Right, Captain?

I'm sorry, really sorry

Uncle Bill, let's forget it

Right, you're very kind

Okay

We forgive you this time

Let's go

Stop

I'm really sorry

Please say something good about me to Maka

My name is Tie Liwai

Well, I'll see

But you have to remember

Lower your voice when asking people to stop next time

Yes, I won't shout next time

Thank you...

Come and buy these colorful figurines

Take a look

You two wait here

I want to buy something home

Don't go away

How much is this one?

Twenty cents each

So expensive

That's not expensive

How about this one? How much?

This one is fifteen cents

Fifteen cents, I don't want it

We're wasting time here

Let's go to Uncle Bill's home first, okay?

Granny, I'm hungry

Let's go to buy some buns

Where is it?

No. 48, Jinchuen Street

Xiao Qi, it's there

Over there, look

It's here

Right

Let me go inside first

To see what his daughter looks like

You go inside

What are you afraid of?

If I'm right

She must have a long neck or flat ass

Or limbs like frogs

Or goldfish eyes and a lion's mouth

Don't be so mean okay?

Believe it or not

Hide away

I'll go and take a look first

Please

Xiao Qi, look at this girl

Country folk have rough hands and feet

They wear shoes without socks

Right

They wear clothes but prefer not button up

Right, they don't button up their clothes

And they sit down with legs wide open

Right, with legs wide open

And trouser legs rolled up high

They walk like ducks and goose

And work around clumsily

This is the kind of a woman

you should always avoid

If you got stuck with her

You would never get rid of her

That's real trouble

It is

Are you alright?

That's awesome

I'm alright

You two little brat

Having nothing to do but tease girls

Hey, tiny tot

It's you who hit us first

What do you want?

Want to pick a fight?

Tiny tot, do you want to hit me

Xiao Ji, what are you doing?

What happened?

These little brat want to pick a fight

There's a miracle

Forget it...just ignore them

Come inside and work

Come in

Tiny tot

Without this sister you're finished

Can't keep your mouth shut

Xiao Ji

This bean curd is for selling

You go to hell

Stop throwing

You go to hell

Stop it

Where're the brats going?

Beauties

What are you two doing?

Dad...

Dad?

Throw some more

Uncle Bill

Dad, have a cup of hot tea first

I come all the way home

Just want to see you two

And you just treat me like that

Dad, Xiao Ji doesn't do it on purpose

No, I do it on purpose

Xiao Ji, you can't do this to Dad

Why not?

Although he's my Dad

he never took up his duty as a father

A father sends his children to school

Have you done this?

A father loves and teaches his children

Have you done this?

Without a word

You have left home a couple of years

You never think about home

Just leave the two of us

making bean curds at home every day

Cutting bean curds, selling bean curds

And being teased by people

Sis

We have bean curd three meals a day

And you

What kind of father you are

Mom died but her mind was not in peace

Don't you feel sorry?

Ah, what a...

...bean curd story

It's full of tears

And very touching

Makes people feel sad

and tears rolling down

Quiet

You're right

It's my fault for not taking care of family

It's my fault not sending you to school

I never do what a father should do

Never pay any attention to you two

That's all my fault

I'm wrong, I'm useless, I'm no good

I should not go to Nanyang

to take up that miserable job

And let you two eat nothing but bean curds

Now...who should I blame?

My daughters don't want me as their father

I should not stay here anymore

This is not funny

Don't stop me, I want to leave

Uncle Bill

I am leaving now

How about us?

I said don't stop me

You know my heart is soft

If you stop me, I won't leave

I have to go

After I go,

don't know when I can be back !

I am really leaving

I have to go

Dad...

I'm still here

I forget something

Dad...my words are too harsh

Please don't go

Go? Go where?

Okay...

Now this is a real family reunion

We can enjoy a good meal together

And go to bed early after dinner

Right, now we are a family again

So help yourself

Dad

You two brats are not my family

Uncle Bill

I'm not your uncle

I can give you food, but no shelter

If you two stay here

I cannot go to sleep

Then we will...

Go back to the hotel after dinner

Go back to the hotel

How come you two are so early?

We...

Come in first

Good morning, Uncle Bill

Morning...

We don't feel well

Didn't have a good sleep?

No...

It's real sickness

Right

Feeling sick?

The pulse is normal

You don't have any sickness

My purse is empty

You are sick too?

I'm desperate for money

Everybody has this kind of sickness

You won't die

Go and wait for me at the teahouse

Okay...will order tea and wait for you there

Let's go

Uncle Bill, it's full house

Full house

There's a seat over there

The prison has seats

Ready for you guys

So we meet again

There's really a connection between us

Stop playing dumb

I've checked out

all the big names you mentioned

They're all actors

Don't be too serious

Life is just like acting

Yes, Captain

Life is a stage

A stage is life

You're right

So you three go back to jail with me

and start playing inmates

Do you want me to lock you up or you do it yourself?

Uncle Bill, this is horrible

Pick one yourself

Brother Wai

Why do you have so many handcuffs?

They are for the thieves

For thieves

Dad, do we have thieves here?

What? He's your father?

You don't call a stranger Dad

Brother Wai, how many thieves are here?

Three

Three, that many

Where are they?

Where are they?

I let them go

Really? You let them go

I pity them

So I let them go and start a new life

That's very kind of you

And you are very intelligent and understanding

Very good

Very smart

I really appreciate you

Old sir, we both understand this

Of course

I will never...

pick pockets again

Reporting!

Captain, there's an emergency

The Chief asks you to go back now

Old sir

Okay...

I'll take care of myself

Don't worry

No problem

Right, go to do your work first

Come and have a chat with my dad some other time

Let's go

Yes

Uncle Bill, now we...

Have no sickness anymore

I have

Take the clothes

Take the clothes

I

Uncle Bill, you go first...

Chief

Is there an emergency case?

Recently we've found drug dealers

in several neighbouring cities

According to our information

The headquarters might be in our county

Our county

Right

You leave us alone now

Yes

This is the information from our seniors

You have a look

The dealers are related to the Fengyue Society

It is related to Fengyue Society

Go to investigate now

But Chairman Lee of the Society is your cousin

If I got hard evidence

I'll arrest my relatives in accord with the law

Yes, sir

Boss...

That's a good fight

Thank you, Boss

What?

Do you want to fight with me?

You go first

Madam

Go and get some rest first

Yes

Why are you so late?

If I didn't come, you wouldn't miss me, right?

Darling, I always miss you

According to Sunzi's theory

There are thirty-six strategies

Strategy within strategy, strategy upon strategy

But all strategies are in fact one strategy

What strategy?

Play on one's psychology

Play on one's psychology?

That's right

We share a common psychology

And psychology works the same way

In a way, it's guessing what people think

Uncle Bill

First we've to understand how psychology works

If we were caught

psychology cannot help

It helps

I am psychologically well prepared, right?

And how is that?

Don't let people slap your face

I'm not ready yet

You slap me first

Shut up

This is outrageous!

In our trade

You have to be agile and smart

Use your brain

Remember the formula:

Look around all directions

Make decisions promptly to solve problems

Uncle Bill, I understand

He understands

Hey, pal

Have you ever seen such a big bird?

No, eh?

Look at it

It can fight, it can sing

It can even stay here and not fly away

Oh, it flies away

My bird flies away

My bird has gone

My bird

Catch a goat with two fingers

I've learned everything

What do you think?

Don't push me to the limits

You don't know your limits

See what more tricks you get?

See, there's one

Sir, please forgive me

I know I'm wrong, I deserve death

But I don't want to die

So I slap myself instead

I'm a normal person I should not be in this trade

Now I am going to get some honest work

That's really touching

Uncle Bill, now you're moved

You're crazy

You hit me

Not only I want to hit you

The bystanders also want to hit you

Stupid ass

Uncle Bill...

We're both stupid

Not as smart as you

That's true

Don't think all people are fools

Uncle Bill, what do we have to do?

Right

Learn from the beginning

From the beginning

I am a fast finger

Sir

What?

I love stealing

And won't let you know I'm in love with you

I'm sorry

Don't want you to get angry with me

You never show any concern towards me!

Father, thank you

You are the only one I want

Running around you

I am running around you

Just want to hold you tight

Now in my dream

You don't speak a word

And I don't speak a word

Only if you want to be with me

You can have everything I love

I love stealing

Today I want to steal you

I am running around you

Excuse me, excuse me

I am running around just want to hold you tight

Now in my dream

You don't speak a word

I don't speak a word

Just want to walk with you everyday

You can have everything I love

I love stealing

Today I want to steal you

I am running around you...

Let's go watch a movie

What movie?

Chase under the Moonlight

Ah, one runs away and the other chases

Hey, don't run

I'll get you

Kid, you can't run away

Okay, I'll let you run

Still want to run?

I'm sorry

Run

You can't run away

Kid, now you get caught

See where you want to run?

Still want to run?

I've got him, let me go...

I've got him

This must be yours

You can keep it

Let's go

Sir, Big Bro, Uncle, Master

You have a kind heart

Please forgive us this time...

We've done the wrong thing

We're mean

We're shameless

We should not do such things

We have hands and feet

So we have to run now

Excuse me

No need to excuse

Let's go that way

What a coincidence!

We meet again

It's a coincidence

A coincidence

Shit, we meet again

One more

Lucky I didn't fall

Get them

Wait for me

Chase

Still want to fight?

I jump...

I jump...

One, two, three

Please

Bye bye

You steal my purse

You...steal...

I hit you because you steal my purse

Hey, who steals your purse?

He steals my purse...

Pal, why you steal his purse?

Do I look like a thief?

Not really, then he must be the one

You...

He accuses you of stealing his purse

I stole his purse?!

When did I steal his purse?

Tell me when did I steal his purse

Hey, when did I steal your purse?

Something's going wrong with Uncle Bill

Cut the crap and help out

When did I steal your purse, huh?

Pal, tell me

He said I stole his purse

Do I look like a thief?

No

Why do you accuse me of stealing your purse?

Pal, did you steal his purse?

I really haven't stolen his purse

Not really

I can prove you haven't stolen a thing

We can prove

You can't just leave

Let's go

Let's go

Get up

Now do I look like a pick pocket?

No...

It's a mistake...

Please come in, welcome

Please

Sir, welcome. Please come in

Welcome...

Sir, please

Welcome, please come in...

Welcome

Now I realize life is beautiful

That's because you haven't experienced much

I...

Let's go

Remember, don't just take small advantages

Don't try to grab a little only to lose a lot

Of course

Will make the little into big ones

I'm gonna bet on big

Last 6 times it's already opened 'big'

Uncle Bill, I want to look around over there

Miss

Are you the TV star Chen Xiumei?

I'm Lin Xiumei

Such a beautiful lady

She should be Chen Xiumei

I'm pretty sure of this

Damn

So inconsiderate

What are you laughing at?

Why are you laughing?

Are you done laughing?

What's so funny?

You're still laughing

Laughing is an art

Your style of flirting with girls

is really very funny

So you're an expert at courtship or what?

Sure

Better not talk too much

Remember

Smile, a bigger smile, laugh

Then you can have every girl you want

Sounds too simple

You don't believe me, right?

There's a girl over there

Very pretty

Right

Then learn from me

How?

Don't be too pushy

One step at a time

Keep smiling

Smile, a bigger smile,

Laugh

I've done it!

What's going on...?

A funeral

Who's that?

It's you

Help!

You bloody kid, see what you've done to me

Bye bye

Black jack, win all

Hey, I quit...let's go...

I win again...

Give it to me...win again

Bet on the big

Uncle Bill, sit down

I'll be back soon

What the hell !

You seem back from Nanyang?

Right

Heard that you have a rubber plantation, right?

No

No?

Then your father

must be a...Chief Commander

No

And your son must know how to print banknotes

Do you print US banknotes?

Printing banknotes? No

You have nothing great or powerful

Then why are you so bold?

I have some guts, so what?

It's outrageous

This chair is mine

What's wrong...?

Keep going...

You can have my seat

This is a lucky seat, you take it

I'm lucky too

It's not that easy to lose

But I do have money

It's like throwing sand into the ocean

Save your money for medicine

Oh, this is all I've left

Place your bet

Sir, please place your bet

Haven't seen the Ace yet?

Can I separate these two cards?

No

It's not a pair so you can't separate them

But he can do that

Can I separate them?

Then I'll separate them

It's 20 points and you still want to separate?

Good luck to him

See, I win big money with just a small bet

Don't be cocky, now I made a bigger bet

Deal

I've told you

It's like throwing sand into the ocean

The dealer has 18 points

Everyone wins

Except this gentleman who raised his bet

Do you still want to gamble?

Gambling is just like embroidery

You should not rush

If I gambled like you

I would lose everything in no time

Go to hell

Stop talking

Place your bet...

Okay, I'll make a bet

Hey, brother

These girls are good at dancing

They are the best

That girl on the right

Her body is sexy and she's hot

If she went to bed with me for one night

I would die for this chance

That's my daughter

I mean the one next to her

That is my wife's daughter's sister

I mean the one next to the next one

No more next

Do you know

who is sitting next to you?

I don't know

I am the father of those five girls

I'm sorry

I'll buy you a drink

Let's watch the show

Look...People are looking up to me.

They're looking at my glamour.

My body is glittering...

like many rockets crashing through.

Applause...People are applauding.

Shit, that's awful

Dash, Dash, Dash...

The centre of space is trembling.

I feel as if I'm riding a platinum elevator...

That singer has such a big mouth

Big mouth is okay

If she has a gentle heart

Big mouth ruins everything

That's not fun

What do you mean?

Use your brain and think

Even the earth seems fascinated and it's dancing

Ladies and gentlemen, next we have

a spectacular magic show coming up:

An air plane out of the air

Excuse me

Uncle Bill, how are you doing?

Winning or losing?

Uncle Bill never wins an argument

But when do I lose money?

This man next to me almost lose everything

Losing money just like bleeding

Deal

That man on the right

is not gambling here

He wants to cause trouble here. Keep an eye on him

Do you want to increase your stakes?

Okay...

Wait a sec

The cards are no good and you still want to

Sure I want to increase my stake

If I increase my stake

I could only add one extra card

If I didn't make a bigger bet

I didn't have to add an extra card

Just waiting for the dealer to blow me up

If you don't, I want to

Deal

Eight, nine...

Eight, there's some hope

A small number...

It blows up

It blows up

You evil spirit

Always picking up the wrong cards

Now you don't pick the card

You know I want the big ones

Do I blow up your points?

You blow up your own points...

What's going on, pal?

What's going on?

Look at him

Why he doesn't pick up cards like these?

Why don't you pick up the cards?

I have too much money I don't want some more

Well, that's a lot of money

Of course

But they're all blank paper

He's cheating

Cheater

No entry

Stop for a while

I want to tell you something

What?

It's serious business

What serious business?

Do you want to listen or not?

Go ahead

I overheard the old guy talking to Captain Tie today

that tomorrow they would go to

Huaguo Hotel to have a meeting

What kind of meeting?

It's about your opium trade

Seems they are quite sure who's the boss

So what should we do now?

What should I do?

It's better to get rid of him

I have to make a quick move

And find someone to kill him

Dragon, are you sure about this?

Sure

This is a perfect move

Uncle Bill, why start a fight?

Don't ask, go quick

It's red, it's green

My back is broken

Hey, enough. Let's go

After them...

Brother Wai

When will you come back?

After five or six days

Have you finished yet?

A big guy like you, just keep talking

Too much sweet-talk

Xiao Ji...

Xiao Ji, when I come back

I'll give you two bottles of perfume

Okay, I believe you one more time

Don't think you can buy me with some perfume

If you didn't keep your promise

I would tell Dad

about you two

What are you talking about me?

Dad...

Uncle Bill

No wonder I have a hunch today

Dad...you

Don't talk about it

It's tough to be a nice person

Uncle Bill, you are going to...

Where...to go?

You came here when I went out

It's late and you still don't want to leave

Right...It's late now

Go home and go to bed, right, Dad?

Yes, Uncle Bill

I have to go now

Dad, it's tasty

Oh dear, look at you...

Even if I offer a big dowry

No one is willing to marry you

Stop eating now

You have nothing like me

Except your pompous look

You're right, Dad

Looks perfectly like you

Right?

Go to bed early tonight

We have things to do tomorrow morning, okay?

Right, go to bed early

Wash your hands before you go to bed

It's in the genes, I can't help it

Huaguo Hotel

I have a meeting up there

You guys wait here

Yes

Thank you, I can take this by myself

Go and talk to him

Uncle Bill...

Why come so early?

Uncle Bill, we want to...

Buy some bean curd

Yuan

Selling bean curd is a tough job

Let me help you

I don't need your help

Yuan, let me help you

I don't need that

I can help...Fat Ass

You would help?

You two stop showing off here

Just waste your energy

Xiao Ji

Don't be partial to them

When Brother Wai comes back from the town

He'll teach you a good lesson

Does Brother Wai go to town?

Yes, he has work to do there

He goes with the Chief

Now this is our big chance

Yuan, are you free today?

Let's go to see a movie

Shit

What shit? It's so early

Shit, Uncle Bill

Why didn't you tell me early?

Last night was a chaos

How could I tell you?

Xiao Ji, give me the coat

Tell me...

Louder

Let's go

Dad...

That old guy is lucky

Such a big bomb didn't kill him

He is not killed. Then what should we do?

Don't worry

He's not safe even in the hospital

I have another plan

Hi

Uncle Bill, you said it's a drill

Why do you take this for real?

A drill or not

You have to do it for real

You act too real

Take a look at them

They're seriously beaten

They are lucky

If it's me, I have something more powerful

You...what

I...

Okay, stop talking now

We have to act according to our plan

Where's the Chief's room?

The VIP room on 2nd floor

We are sent by our God

To deliver gospel to the Chief

To save this lost lamb

God bless you

You can't go upstairs

What's the matter?

They want to visit the Chief

We come to save the Chief

Sorry, you can't go upstairs

But God has given the permission

You can't go upstairs...

Listen to me

You can't go upstairs...

What's the matter?

Officer, they insist to visit the Chief

Sorry, the Chief needs some rest

Please go home

My God

Listen, I know you are a good doctor

But you can only heal his body

We come to save his soul

If you didn't let us in

Then you'd have rejected God

First, Love the almighty God

Second, We have to worship God on Sundays

Third, Don't indulge in adultery

Fourth...

Okay, stop preaching

You can go inside now

Don't stay too long

Follow me

Open the door

We believe in God, not come here to preach

May God bless the Chief

Get well soon and come back to me

Peace on Earth

Lord please listen to our prayer

Please give your blessings

So prices will go down but not up

Lord please listen to our prayer

Please give your blessings

Police and hawkers become one family

Lord please listen to our prayer

In the name of all the saints and the holy spirit

Amen

Open your hymn book and turn to page thirteen

That's enough...don't talk any more

The Chief needs a lot of rest

We haven't sung our hymns yet

Please go outside and sing, okay?

Thank you very much

Okay, we'll go out first

Let's try to strike a note

May God bless you...

Big mountains can be moved

Small hills can be relocated

May the Blessings always be with you

Remember the Lord

May God bless you

May God bless you...have peace

May God bless you...have peace

Uncle Bill

Peace...

Big mountains can be moved

Small hill can be relocated

Blessings never leave you

Uncle Bill

God

Stop shouting

I rather kill the innocent then let you go

You're vicious

God will never forgive you

God? I'm a Buddhist

What are they doing there?

Give blessings to the Chief

Blessings?

Are you alright?

Are you okay?

Use a girl as killer

Shit, that's tricky

Tricky...I almost get killed

You are now in one piece

I'm sure you should be okay

Right, it must be the nuns

Wait

It's not that simple

Stay calm

Find out what they want to do next?

Now what should we do?

If this is not finished we'll get into trouble

Big Bro, now we are...

Shut up

Now I have the last straw

What's that?

Give Captain Tie an order

to take the old guy back home

Take him home?

Don't you understand

But...

Don't hesitate

Do it now

Madam

Captain Tie, you've been working hard

Not at all, this is my job

It's very late

You can leave with the doctor and nurse

Right, I'll take care of the Chief

And his cousin

has brought his men here

You don't have to worry

Okay then

Let's leave now

Let's go

Please

Madam

I think the Chief should be okay

You don't have to worry about him

Don't worry

I'll take care of him

Sure

Then I'll come back tomorrow

Captain

What's going on inside?

Everything goes smoothly according to the plan

You go back and be prepared

Okay

Captain, how about me?

You come with me

What about him?

He...

I know

I'll protect Uncle Bill

Take this

What drug is it?

Don't ask

Its effect is quick

Then we can accuse them

for poisoning the Chief

But...

It should be okay

I'll wait outside

We have to take action now

Zhengqing, you're up

Don't talk

Listen to me

Doc said if you take this shot

You would need no more

You want to kill your husband

Who are you?

I'm Zhengqing

You're not

He...

Who are you?

Who do I look like?

Get him

Do you want to die?

Young lad, you don't have to pay respects

Uncle Bill

Why are you so late?

Can't beat these people

No, I just run out of air

Let me help you breathe

Catch him, quick...

What are you doing here

Thank you

Don't mention it

How are you doing?

Give Cheung some help now

Seriously injured

Look at you

Your nose and eyes are swollen

Are you okay?

Just hurt a little

Not little

Is it serious?

Take a look yourself

Then I'm finished

We're all finished

Go up

Chase him

Uncle Bill

Wow, this is grand

Uncle Bill, we've made great contribution this time

Do we have a reward?

Not only a reward, you'll have a medal

A medal

Commander...

Commander?

Commander

You do a good job

I'll give what you deserve

Thank you, Commander

These three guys...

They offered great help

I want to meet them

Okay, please come here

Commander, let me introduce

This is Ma Cheung

This is Dong Bill

This is Qiu Qi

Hi

They're...what are they doing?

Uncle Bill, please turn around

It's good for you

I don't want to show my face

I will scare people if I showed my face

You are such a fool

I don't have a pretty face too

A kind heart is the most important

Right

Our Commander treats people fairly

Turn around and salute to the Commander

Oh, it's you

I

Come and get these three guys

Wait

Uncle Bill, you...

I stole from him

Commander

At least they have helped us

Please don't be too harsh on them

Don't be too harsh?

Alright...

Serve three months in jail

Three months in jail...

Uncle Bill, what's it like in jail?

It's very comfortable

Uncle Bill, I've never been in jail

Then you should try

You'll get used to it

Let's go

Uncle Bill, when you were here last time

what was it like?

Right...

When I was here

A servant made my bed

I had meat and soup for every meal

Sun bathing during the day

Playing mahjong at night

Uncle Bill, it sounds very comfortable here

Not only that

They even give me a big welcome

Don't believe? Just yell 'Uncle Bill is back again!'

Okay, then I'll shout out: 'Uncle Bill is back again'

Uncle Bill, you're so good

I am running around

Trying to hold you tight

Uncle Bill, you're so smart

Thank you...

We want to change cells